Arab Maklum (2023) s02e08 Episode Script

1
Who is this?
Where am I?
Who are you?
Koh Aseng?
You're Koh Aseng, right?
How does he know it's me?
Did you even bother disguising yourself?
You don't look any different.
No, I mean, can he see me?
Well, of course he can.
The cloth is quite thin.
Why is the cloth that thin?
Covering his head is pointless!
His eyes are too sharp.
Astagfirullahaladzim.
Koh Aseng.
Stop pretending.
I know it's you, Koh Aseng.
Aseng? Who's Aseng?
I don't know any Aseng.
Please, Koh. Take off this cloth.
There.
Take it all off.
Don't leave it halfway.
The head covering is too long.
Mr. Mumu.
I just want to have
a conversation with you.
Koh Aseng,
if you just want to talk,
you don't need to kidnap me.
You can just talk.
First of all, I want to apologize
if my subordinates acted outside the SOP.
Just take off these cable ties.
You're too demanding!
I'll let you go
after you answer some of my questions.
Okay, in my hand, I have some questions,
and as you can see they are still sealed.
Here.
Ready?
First question.
Mr. Mukhlis.
What is your purpose for coming to Bali?
A. Vacation.
B. To see your ex.
C. To spy on your ex's life.
Or D. All of the above.
Please be quiet
so Mr. Mukhlis can think clearly.
Can you answer?
If you can't,
I can give you three lifelines.
First, fifty-fifty.
Second, call a friend.
Third, ask the audience.
There's no audience, Koh.
Please answer.
Come on!
A. Vacation.
Awesome, that's the right answer!
Great!
That's a clear and decisive answer.
Applause everyone!
Hey, everyone clap or I'll
Goodness.
Never again.
Pretending to keep my image
by not eating in front of Mumu.
Now, in the middle of the night,
I'm in trouble.
Hey!
Let's add more to keep our spirits up!
What's that noise?
Why is it so loud?
Okay, let's continue.
Let's move on to the next question.
What was your reason
for inviting Sasa and Lela on the trip?
A
This isn't multiple choice,
it's an essay question.
Wow, that's a tough question.
He's the one who should answer, not you.
I'll knock you out, huh?
Go ahead, Mr. Mumu.
Is it not allowed?
Of course it's allowed.
Who would dare to stop you?
If they do, just slap them.
Right, Koh?
Do you want to be the host, huh?
No, it's fine. Go ahead.
You want to?
No need.
Next question.
Hey.
Next question.
Is it
What is this?
Is
We'll be right back!
What does this say, Ben?
Whoa, thank you, Koh.
"Is it true, Mr. Mumu, that you have
hidden intentions toward Mrs. Laela?"
That's it.
That's it?
Wow, your handwriting is terrible.
Me? Maybe it's your writing.
Is it true, Mr. Mumu, that you have
hidden intentions toward Mrs. Laela?
Astagfirullahaladzim.
I swear to God, I have
no intentions toward Laela.
A. True.
B. Not wrong.
C. Both A and B are true.
D. Both A and B are not wrong.
Whatever you say.
What's wrong?
Is it too hard?
Can't answer, huh?
Ah, okay, Mr. Mumu.
Don't worry,
you still have the call-a-friend lifeline.
Do you want to use it?
Of course you do. Why wouldn't you?
Yes?
Call Ezhar.
-Who?
-Ezhar.
Ezhar? Okay.
Hello, is this Mr. Mahmud?
What's up, Seng?
Mud, hurry up and get here
to the warehouse.
Why?
Just get here now.
Do you want to sort out
your family matters or not?
Okay? Bring Laela too.
Mud? Mud?
It seems the call-a-friend lifeline
cannot be made.
So, you only have one
chance left, which is:
How about it? Ask the audience, okay?
-Mi.
-Aba.
Come here.
Come here, Ba.
Listen.
There's some ruckus
coming from the warehouse.
What's going on there?
It's Aseng.
Aseng?
What's he doing in the warehouse?
I don't know. He called me earlier.
He said we should come to the warehouse.
Let's go, hurry up.
-Hurry up.
-What's going on?
Astagfirullah, Aseng!
HELLO BALI
Seng, you got it wrong!
-It's not like that!
-But Mud
Oh, you're always interrupting
when someone's explaining!
I really want
to fix your hair first.
What were you about to say?
Sorry, but I already have evidence
and a witness.
For now, just the evidence.
I don't know where the witness is.
Hey! What evidence?
From when you were at the beach.
What is it?
The evidence.
Oh, right.
Here it is.
This is the evidence
Gosh.
There's the evidence!
Look, you two were together.
What were you talking about? Huh?
It's not like that, Aseng!
The real story goes like this.
La
I need to talk seriously with you.
About Ezhar?
No, not about Ezhar.
It's about me.
Is it really serious?
La.
What if
What if I get married before Ezhar?
What do you think?
You want to get married again, Mu?
To Lela?
Astagfirullahaladzim!
You got it wrong again!
Seng! Listen first!
Mumu already told me.
Actually,
I've already talked about this with Lela.
And, alhamdulillah, she agreed.
I'm asking for your blessing,
though I don't know how you'll answer.
Blessing for what?
Inshallah, I want to
get married again, Mud.
Sorry, Mud. You're not mad, right?
Of course he's mad!
You're mad, right, Mud?
Come on, get mad. It's okay.
Just get mad.
If it was me, I would be mad.
Right, Koh?
Yeah, come on. Please get mad.
Hey, we're talking here.
Can you get mad or not?
Just get mad already! Get mad!
Hey, Seng! Listen until the end.
Yeah, that's right.
Who do you want to marry?
An old friend of mine.
We've known each other for about 20 years.
What's her name?
Anisa.
Mud?
What's the matter?
Nothing, Mu.
Congratulations, Mu. And I'm sorry.
Sorry, I misunderstood earlier.
Mumu, I also want to apologize.
Please don't take it personally.
Right.
I also want to congratulate you.
-Don't forget to invite us.
-Yes.
Speaking of invitations,
I happen to have a souvenir business.
So, if you need souvenirs,
just contact me.
We've got everything.
Fans. Ornaments.
Everything you need.
Come on, everyone, hurry up.
Don't let it go into overtime.
Yeah, calm down, Aseng.
You want me to calm down?
If it's overtime,
Mahmud will have to pay, okay?
Hurry up!
Why do I have so much stuff?
Astagfirullah! Ya Allah!
Jenab! You're so rich!
-How am I gonna fit all this on the bus?
-Jenab.
-Astagfirullahaladzim.
-You only brought one bag.
-Why do you have so many now?
-You're just fussing, Aseng.
You're not even helping! You just talk.
What's your problem?
Whose stuff is this?
Whose money is it? Who's rich?
It's mine! Me!
I can shop as much as I want.
I'll take the bus home anyway.
If I take the airplane, do you know how
expensive baggage fees are?
Since I'm on the bus, I can shop.
Stop fussing, Aseng! It's my stuff.
Ya Allah, Jenab!
So you've been missing for two days
because you went shopping again?
Ya Allah, La! It was Meira.
She took me to go shopping.
She said, "Come on, Nab.
There's a great store."
So I went because I still had money.
But you didn't want to join us.
If we weren't leaving today,
I'd take you there.
Let's shop some more.
That was my plan.
Oh no, it fell.
It is time that finally separates us.
You're too noisy using that speaker!
What is it?
A trip to Bali with Ahlan Tour.
Nice.
It's not a poem, Nab.
Isn't that a poem?
-No, Laela.
-No.
I just wanted to say,
a trip to Bali with Ahlan Tour
created beautiful memories.
But it has to end here.
I'm also feeling sad now.
If you have money,
you can arrange for another one.
Naturally, also with Ahlan Tour.
Allahu Akbar, Aseng!
That's called a poem.
Uncle Aseng, don't be sad.
We'll see each other again in Jakarta.
Beautiful memories have been made here.
-What a bullshit memories!
-Astagfirullahaladzim!
The bus is waiting there!
It's been honking, couldn't you hear that?
This is the address!
It's just hard to find!
Hey, carry my stuff. You're so noisy!
Always shouting.
No way! I'm not your servant.
No way?
-Let's go now!
-You said no way?
-Why just stand still?
-You said no way?
No way, huh? You said no way?
No way, huh?
Now you are happy, right?
No way, you say?
Now you're grinning.
-Sir, ma'am. Mister. Miss.
-Yes, that's right.
-Ma'am.
-Yeah, yeah, I'm rich.
Stay here if you want.
You can keep talking.
I'll wait and I can stop the bus
in front of the villa.
Wow, that's great! Okay.
To make it comfortable,
I'll carry all of your bags.
Oh yeah, yes, please.
-Sir, do you want help too?
-Sure, sure.
Got money?
No money.
-I can't help you then.
-He can't help.
Yes
People.
Ma'am, what are you doing?
-Calm down, ma'am.
-Make it quick!
He's strong, isn't he? So strong!
Money makes him strong, huh?
Excuse me. My stuff's already
going, so excuse me.
Be careful, Nab.
-Seng, see you in Jakarta, okay?
-Take care, Mud.
Let's go, Sasa.
-Bye, Uncle Aseng.
-Let's go, Mi.
-Okay. Bye!
-Bye.
Assalamu alaikum.
Waalaikumsalam.
Come on, bearded guy!
-Let's go!
-I'm free!
You took so long!
Oh, is it heavy?
It's all so heavy.
Finally, it's done!
Thank God everything went smoothly.
No issues.
Perfect.
All good.
Ugh
I'm so dizzy.
-Ugh.
-Oh my.
My head hurts too, Id.
What happened to us?
Where are we?
I don't know either.
What did we do last night?
I don't remember, Han.
Try to remember more deeply.
Wait a minute.
I can't, Han.
Try harder, Id.
I still can't, Han.
I said try harder to think, not try harder
to lower your head more. Geez!
Ugh! My head hurts.
What's wrong with us, Id?
Do you remember?
No.
Astagfirullah
Whoa, you're all awake!
How was last night?
Awesome! What a crazy night!
I got the best one.
Drink, drink it.
Aren't you thirsty? I know you are!
-Where's mine? Is this it?
-Here.
What is this?
The taste is good,
but there is a slightly fizzy flavor.
Yeah, that's how it tastes.
But at least it's delicious
and relieves your thirst, right?
Yeah, but it's warm. It feels warm.
-Warm in your body?
-Yeah.
That's good then.
It stabilizes your body temperature.
Right?
-Is it a herbal drink?
-Let me have a sip first.
I'll try something else. Hold this.
You should drink too.
You haven't had enough to drink either.
You might get sick.
-What is that?
-This.
This drink keeps you healthy.
It makes your body feel fresh.
It's really good.
I don't really understand.
Your hand went in again.
You're the one who made us all happy!
Robert, you're the best!
Deep down
What is it again?
There is no brake.
-There is no brake.
-What? The brake is gone?
Go look for it.
That means we just keep going, right?
Jubnu.
So cute! Jubnu.
No way, no way.
-Han.
-What is it?
Let's take a pic!
Ugh, no way, I'm scared!
Don't be scared.
Said is nice.
Not Said, the dog. I'm scared.
-The dog is also
-Whatever, I don't want to!
-Burhan! Burhan! Han!
-I don't want to!
Burhan!
Wait, Burhan!
Arabs being chased by a dog!
Arabs being chased by a dog!
Wait for me.
The dog is being chased by a horse!
Help!
Cake,
mushroom,
and alcohol, Id.
Allahu Akbar.
What's wrong with your hand, Id?
Astagfirullahaladzim!
What's going on, Han?
I don't know.
What happened to you?
Ah, awesome.
-Oh my, oh my!
-Oh my!
This is going to look great!
My face tattooed on your hand.
You're really a true friend.
Nice, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on!
There you go.
Awesome!
It hurts.
Hey, you're an Arab. But this
will send you to hell!