Austin and Ally s02e08 Episode Script

Hey, Ally! Wanna hang out? I have to put these harmonicas away.
Are you done yet? Are you done yet? Are you done yet? - How about now? - Dez! Why don't you hang with Austin? I can't.
Ever since he started dating Kira I barely see him.
I know you miss him, but part of growing up is learning to be your own best friend.
You're right.
I don't need Austin.
I have myself and that's enough.
Good.
Now I'm going back Don't leave me! Myself's not enough! Guess who got a job at Champy's Sports Grill? What's with Dez? He misses Austin.
Oh, Dez.
I'll hang out with you till Austin gets back.
- Thanks, Trish.
- Hey, Austin.
Austin, I'm so glad you're here.
I almost had to hang out with Dez.
How was Phil's Fun Town? Aw, you won Kira a giant panda.
Actually, I won it for Austin.
( Sighing ) You weren't supposed to tell anybody.
Aw, you're so cute when you pout.
Aw, you're so cute when you tell me I'm so cute.
( Kira giggling ) I should go.
Walk me out? My pleasure.
Um I meant Austin! I know it's gotta be hard watching Austin and Kira together.
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
Why wouldn't I be okay? Because last week you said you liked Austin and now you're acting like you're over him.
Come on, Ally, you can talk to me.
There's nothing to talk about.
Austin likes Kira, and I'm totally cool with it.
Totally cool with what? ( Stammering ) She's totally cool with giving me 20 bucks.
( Whispers ) Pay up, so he'll believe it.
She means I'm totally cool that we can't hang out today because I have an old friend coming into town.
His name's Elliot.
We went to Arts and Crafts Camp together.
Beep beep beep.
Oh, just got a text message.
It says "nerd alert".
I remember Elliot.
He was your first crush.
Here's a picture of us making macaroni Christmas ornaments.
Eh, if you take away the braces and bushy eyebrows, he wouldn't look so bad.
That's me.
I am so excited to see Elliot.
Ally?! Elliot! That's Ally's friend? Beep beep beep.
"Hunk alert".
( Theme music playing ) When the crowd wants more, I bring on the thunder.
'Cause you've got my back, and I'm not going under.
You're my point, you're my guard.
You're the perfect chord.
And I see our names together on every billboard.
We're headed for the top, we've got it on lock.
We'll make 'em say "hey!" And we'll keep rockin'.
Oh, there's no way I could make it without ya.
Do it without ya, be here without ya.
It's no fun when you're doing it solo.
With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
I own this dream.
'Cause I got you with me.
There's no way I could make it without ya.
Do it without ya, be here without ya.
It's so good to see you.
Wow, you look ah-mazing.
Me? What about you? You look gah-orgeous.
Why are they talking so cruh-azy? Come meet my friends.
This is Trish, Dez and Austin.
Nice to meet you guys.
Austin, I'm a huge fan, your album rocks.
Thanks, man.
I have the best songwriter in the business.
Yeah, she's the best at everything.
That's why we were basket weaving buddies at Camp Craft-a-Monga.
And I'll never forget the first day she walked into the weavers' tent.
He said my baskets were "unbe-weaveable".
( Both laugh ) I used to do arts and crafts too.
Nobody cares.
Remember when we tie-dyed pillowcases? We were only supposed to tie-dye T-shirts.
We were arts and crafts rebels! Yeah I don't think those words go together.
Check it out! It's a hand turkey.
Gobble gobble gobble.
Put it away.
You're embarrassing yourself.
Ally, I need to ask you something.
Will you Help me make a toothpick house for my turtle? ( Exhales ) Of course! Still have your glue gun? I never leave home without it.
Isn't he cute? I thought so until he pulled out a glue gun.
Well, great to meet you, Elliot.
Ally and I have to rehearse now.
We'll rehearse later, Austin.
I wanna show Elliot around Miami.
I saw a craft store in the Mall.
Can we hit that first? Does balsa wood make the best bird feeder? It does.
Hey, Trish.
Have you seen Ally? No.
She's out with Elliot.
Again? It's been three days.
How long does it take to catch up with a guy? A regular-looking guy, a day.
A cutie like him? You may never see Ally again.
We need to write some new songs.
But with Elliot around, it's like Ally's too busy for me.
Huh, join the club.
You sure this is just about work? You almost sound jealous.
Why would I be jealous? I'm dating Kira.
She won me a panda.
I was just asking.
You don't have to sound all defensive.
I'm not defensive! I think you're jealous of my panda.
And then I said your baskets were "unbe-weaveable".
( Ally and Elliot laugh ) We had so much fun back then.
Well, I bet your fun back then wasn't anymore fun than our fun back now.
Anyway Ally, you ready for our girls' day? Oh, Trish Don't hate me, but I was really hoping Ally and I could basket weave again For old time's sake.
You wanna join? ( Cheerfully ) Oh, that sounds awful.
Sorry, Trish.
We'll have our girls' day next weekend.
Come on, Elliot.
Hey, Austin.
Ready to go to the movies? Um Can I take a rain check? I have to go work on a song by myself.
Ally hasn't had time since Elliot's been in town.
Is that the guy I just saw her with? He's really cute.
He carries a glue gun, you know? Well, I'm bummed you can't make it.
- Hey, Austin.
- Sorry.
I'll call you later.
- Okay? - What time? That was really weird.
Is he okay? Yeah, I think he's just stressed because he hasn't had time to write with Ally.
Well, I guess that makes sense.
But now I've got no one to go to the movies with.
I'll go with you! Aw, that's sweet, Dez.
But you don't have to do that for me.
See you guys later.
( Voice breaking ) It wasn't for you.
- Wanna hang? - I don't know.
I'm doing girly stuff - I'll pay.
- To the spa we go.
Guess who just got his eyebrows plucked, armpits waxed and feet scraped? - That sounds painful.
- It was! And it's all your fault! Sorry, but you do smell pretty good.
Thanks.
It's cucumber melon.
Why are you making a bird's nest? It's a basket.
Elliot's not the only guy who can do arts and crafts.
Apparently, he is.
And I know why you're doing this.
You're bummed about Ally and Elliot.
A guy can't just basket weave for the fun of it? No.
No, he can't.
Austin, don't you see what's going on here? - You like Ally.
- What?! That's crazy! Is it? You don't like anything about Ally? Well, yeah.
I like a lot of stuff about Ally.
- I like writing songs with her.
- Uh huh.
I like that I can talk to her about anything.
Go on.
And I like her smile and the way she laughs.
Oh! And I really like when we're playing piano, and my hand accidentally touches hers.
I get this awesome feeling that no one, not even Kira, makes me Oh, man.
I like Ally.
Oh, it's more than that, buddy.
I think you're in love with her.
Wow.
I like Ally.
( Flatly ) Yay.
Score.
I need to talk to you, Dez.
I was up all night thinking about what you said.
About you and Ally and the Yeah, the Maybe I do have feelings for her.
But she clearly likes Elliot, and I'm dating Kira, who I really really like.
I get it.
You're torn.
Let me give you some unbiased advice.
Forget about girls! Hang out with your best friend! Trust me.
You'll feel better.
Look, Dez, I like things the way they are with Kira.
And I don't wanna ruin my friendship with Ally, just because I have some mixed feelings.
Your feelings aren't mixed.
You like Ally way more than you like Kira.
No, I don't! And I'm gonna prove it.
Hey, Austin.
I got your text.
What's so big you couldn't wait to tell me? That I'm sorry for how I've been acting this week.
I'm gonna make it up to you starting tonight.
We're seeing Katy Perry at the beach club! Really?! Man! I wanna see Katy Perry.
- Meet me at Sonic Boom at 7:00.
- Okay.
Isn't she awesome? I can't believe I had second thoughts.
Obviously, me and Ally should be together.
- Did you hear what you just said? - Later, buddy.
Dez, since you have no one to play table hockey with and I hate working, I had an idea.
- You wanna play table hockey with me?! - Close.
I want you to clean the counter with me.
Let's do it! ( Laughs ) And remember when we tie-dyed pillowcases? ( Weak chuckle ) Yep, I still remember.
So, I'll meet you at Champy's at 7:00.
Don't forget, it's trivia night.
Remember how competitive I was when we used to play games at camp? Yes! I remember everything from camp.
Trish, I thought you were supposed to be at work.
I am.
That's why I'm here.
Great, because I need to talk to you.
Elliot mentioned the "G" word today.
Glue gun? No.
Girlfriend.
As in, I think he wants me to be his.
Ally, that's great! That's what you wanted, right? I thought so, but after hanging out with him for a week, I realize we have nothing to talk about but camp.
And that's all he talks about.
That's too bad.
I know he was your first crush.
Well, I'm not the same girl I was at Camp Craft-a-Monga.
No kidding.
Your eyebrows are nowhere near as bushy.
I wanted so bad for things to work out with him.
I'm not even sure why.
I know why.
You still like Austin.
I know.
You're right.
Maybe I thought it would be easier to get over Austin if I had somebody else.
You have to tell Elliot you're not interested.
Okay, I'll do it tonight.
I'll just say, "Elliot, you were my first crush".
I always wanted to be your girlfriend".
( Gasps ) Oh.
Hey, Dez.
Hi, Ally.
I didn't hear anything.
Okay.
Um well, I better get ready to meet Elliot.
What do I wear for something like this? Well, you're coming to Champy's and I'll be your server, so you should wear something to hide food stains.
I'll go with a red dress.
I gotta find Austin! Make it quick.
I wanna hang out with you tonight.
Really?! You wanna hang out again? Well, you can keep doing all my work, and I'll keep taking all the tips.
But you can still call it "hanging out".
Deal! - Austin! - Ah! We gotta talk about Ally.
We already went over that.
I'm happy with Kira.
Ally and I are just friends.
I swear.
Okay, great, because I was worried you'd be upset, that Ally's gonna tell Elliot she wants to be his girlfriend.
- What?! - Yeah.
She said he was her first crush and she's always wanted to be his girlfriend.
She's telling him tonight at Champy's.
She's wearing a red dress and everything! No! That can't happen.
She can't be his girlfriend, he's not the right guy for her.
Well, I'm just glad you don't have any feelings for Ally, because I'd hate to see how'd you react if you really liked her! Hey, Austin.
Ready for the Katy Perry concert? Yeah, I just gotta drop something off to Ally on the way.
This pencil.
It's her lucky one.
She needs it to finish lyrics for a song we're working on.
Aren't all those pencils the same? No, she's really superstitious.
It has to be this one.
I mean, this one! Let's go.
( Laughing ) And then I said your baskets were "unbe-weaveable".
I never get tired of telling that story.
Yeah, I noticed.
Listen, Elliot.
I need to talk to you.
Ally! Austin? What are you doing here? I brought your lucky pencil.
This isn't my lucky pencil.
I can't believe she noticed.
Are you guys staying for trivia night? - No, we're on our way to see Katy Perry.
- Aw, Kira.
I think they want us to stay.
Actually, I was kinda hoping for some time alone Oh, if you insist.
A couple questions won't hurt.
Ally and I are gonna win.
We're the best team.
No, you're not.
Because me and Kira are.
Aw, you think we make a good team? Yeah, but not tonight.
Let's not play teams.
I say we go head-to-head.
Unless Elliot's scared I'll beat him.
- Austin, what about Katy Perry? - I'll beat her too.
So what do you say, Elliot? I say the same thing Camp Craft-a-Monga says about sun block.
Bring it.
- What'd I miss? - Dez, you're just in time.
- I'm about to beat Elliot in trivia.
- But you stink at trivia.
Dez, could you be a little more supportive? Sorry.
( Cheerfully ) But you stink at trivia! Okay, people with nothing better to do, welcome to trivia night.
( All whooping ) ( Flatly ) Yippee.
Right.
First question.
"Name the British singer who sang "Rolling in the Deep".
That's a tough one.
I'm not really into music.
Ha! You hear that, Ally? He's not into music.
Time's up.
The correct answer is Adele.
Austin: One; Elliot: Zero.
Kira: Bored.
Can we go now? ( Mouthing ) Okay, next question.
"Name the method for dyeing of fabric using wax".
- I know this from camp.
- Shocker.
What is it, Kira?! Think think! - I have no idea.
- Hey! No helping each other.
Time's up.
The answer is - Batiking.
- Yes! All tied up.
In your face, Austin.
You know whose face we should be in? Katy Perry's.
Just one more question.
That was our 50th and final question.
Did I win?! Austin, you and Elliot are tied For last place.
Oh, and Ally Dawson won.
Woo! Free appetizer! Austin, let's go.
I don't wanna miss the concert.
And, Elliot, I really need to talk to you.
No! No one can do anything until I beat him.
I know how we can settle this.
( Rock music playing ) Okay, this is ridiculous.
You guys have been doing this for hours.
Why don't you guys just call it a draw? No, we're not done! I have to beat him! I don't understand why you care so much.
Yeah, Elliot.
Why do you care? You know what? - I don't.
- Whoa! ( Ally screams ) ( Dishes shatter ) Yes! I won! You sure? Winners aren't usually covered in egg salad and buffalo sauce.
Elliot's not so perfect now, is he, Ally? Still wanna be his girlfriend? - What? I don't - So that's why you cared so much! I should have known something was going on, I'm out of here.
Kira, wait! I can explain! Ally, is that true? You wanted to be my girlfriend? Actually, I just wanna No, I guess now is as good a time as any to tell you, Ally.
I just wanna be friends.
What? Sorry, but I just realized we have got nothing to talk about but camp.
It gets a little boring after awhile.
You think? Uh, I mean Yeah.
Maybe we just weren't meant to be.
We'll always have camp.
We'll always only have camp.
Look, Austin.
I know you like me, but you obviously also have feelings for Ally.
- No, I don't.
- Austin, come on! Okay, yes.
No.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I'm confused.
Well, I'm not.
When you figure out what you want, give me a call.
At least you don't have to worry about Elliot anymore.
Austin made that easy.
Yeah, what was that all about? I don't know.
If you ask me, he's been acting weird since Elliot got here.
It's like he's jealous.
( Chuckles ) Jealous? - You don't think - Yup.
Austin likes you.
Whoa.
What should I do? - Should I tell him I like him too? - No, let him come to you.
Guys hate to be pressured.
They're like birds.
If you freak them out, then they'll fly away.
Sorry, I've been hanging out with Dez.
( Piano music playing ) - Hey.
- Hey.
- Listen, Ally, about tonight - You don't have to say anything, Austin.
I mean, you don't have to not say anything.
You know what? Let's just work on the song.
Okay.
( Both playing piano ) I was thinking the chorus could go like this ( Playing piano ) ( Music stops ) Yeah, that'd be great.
( Playing piano ) I really had fun hanging out with you today, Dez.
- Really? - Yeah.
You're a good friend.
You missed a spot.
Well, the Restaurant's all clean, and here's your tips.
Now will you play with me? ( Sighs ) Why not? Oh! Man! - But paper covers rock.
- Who cares?