Bunnicula (2016) s02e08 Episode Script
The Eyes Have It
1
[theme music playing]
[roaring]
[laughing]
[farmer] Who's been stealing
all my carrots?
Ehh
What's up, doc?
[laughing]
[snoring]
[rooster crowing]
[screaming]
[screams]
[groaning]
[speaking indistinctly]
Oh, hello there, stranger.
You're just another bunny, aren't you?
I'm Veronica.
[speaking indistinctly]
This is my family.
[speaking indistinctly]
I have a friend named Todd.
[speaking indistinctly]
What you doing around these parts,
stranger?
[speaking indistinctly]
Heh? What'd he say?
He says he can't get home.
My friend Todd can't go home, either.
Oh. Uh Uh-huh.
Todd is a magic sandwich!
Uh [speaking indistinctly]
Oh, are you hungry, little fella?
We don't have much,
but you're our guest,
so of course you can have one.
Mm.
Sorry to stare, mister, it's just
that we haven't eaten in a while.
The rest of those carrots
are for Colt Bifton.
Huh?
[rabbit hole rumbling]
He's back! Colt Bifton is back!
[heavy footsteps approaching]
[Colt neighing]
I hear you in there, little rabbits.
Come out now and
[grunting]
Crackers! I'm stuck again.
Why do rabbit holes got to be so small?
Just gotta get my face free and
That's better. [clearing throat]
Where was I?
Oh, right. Come out now,
give ol' Colt what's his!
You heard Colt.
Let's get him those carrots.
I don't like giving him my carrots.
-I guess we've gotta.
-Huh?
Hmm.
-This all the carrots you've got?
-Yep.
-Just like last week.
-You bet you.
-Yes, sir.
-[groans]
What about you?
Do you wanna go on a horsey ride?
Oh, okay. Sounds like fun.
[neighing]
-Giddyap!
-Horsey ride!
[toddler laughing]
Faster, Mr. Colt!
All right! Yee-haw! Having fun yet?
This is going kind of too fast!
[screams]
You're having fun now?
No more horsey ride!
You're gonna give me those carrots
next time?
Yes! Mister! Colt! Sir!
Well, all right, then.
I hope you learned your lesson.
[laughing]
I'm just gonna lay down here a minute.
If that's okay with everybody.
[speaking indistinctly]
[neighs, then gasps]
-[grunting]
-[all gasping]
Who did that?
Did you see that?
Hey, rabbits, which one of you did that?
Ooh.
You all gonna tell me or what?
[roars]
[sniffing]
[groans] You rabbits really stink!
[retches, then coughing]
Yeah, no, I'm, out of here,
I'm out of here.
It's like it's following me!
[blows raspberry] Buh-bye! [screams]
Where'd you learn to shoot carrots
like that, son?
Nobody messes with Colt Bifton!
Can you stay and help us stand up to Colt?
Uh [speaking indistinctly]
What'd he say?
He says he's got a home to get back to.
Mm-hm.
Do you think, before you go, you could
teach us to be brave like you?
Please, mister? Pretty please?
With some sugar on top,
and some berries, and carrots.
[speaking indistinctly]
-All right!
-Yeah!
[dramatic music playing]
[groaning]
Here, take it!
Colt Bifton, these are our carrots.
Go away!
Well, where is he? Where'd he go?
[clearing throat]
Hi, these are our carrots.
Please, go away.
Leave now, Colt! Git!
Colt, would you please kindly leave us be?
I said, leave us be!
These carrots belong to my family!
Our carrots! Our carrots, Colt!
[shouting]
[shouting]
Thanks for everything, stranger.
Sure wish you could stay
and help us stop Colt.
[speaking indistinctly]
What'd he say?
He says he believes in us,
and that we can do it.
[speaking indistinctly]
-Bye!
-See you!
-Thank you!
-Happy trails!
[dramatic music playing]
Hey, Rabbits!
[all coughing]
I see you got me a big pile of carrots.
-We didn't get you those carrots, Colt!
-These are our carrots.
Leave now, Colt!
What the--
Crackers! Are you guys standing up to me?
Your reign of terror is over, Colt! Git!
Oh, okay, I see.
I can tell when I'm not wanted.
Let me just head out of here.
Or how about, instead of that,
horsey rides for everyone!
In that case, sorry, Colt.
You asked for this.
[dramatic music playing]
What do you think you're-- Hey! Ow!
What a waste of carrots, y'all!
[grunts]
Oh, that is it. No more Mr. Nice Horse.
[Bunnicula speaking indistinctly]
You came back for us, stranger.
Colt's in for it now!
[speaking indistinctly]
He sounds like he's on fast forward.
What's that goofball saying?
He says he's taking you
on a Bunnicula ride.
What's a Bunnicula-- [shouts]
[speaking indistinctly]
What'd he say?
He asked if you're gonna stop stealing
our carrots!
-Yes, ma'am!
-Yahoo!
Crackers!
I'm just gonna lay down here a minute.
If that's okay with everybody.
Go! Git! And don't come back!
Okay, okay!
I'll stop stealing your carrots!
In fact, I'll bring you some next time!
Hooray! You did it! You did it!
[speaking indistinctly]
I guess you're right, stranger.
We all did it.
You're welcome to our hutch anytime.
[speaking indistinctly]
-[both gasping]
-What'd he say?
He said that where he's going,
carrots just
appear out of nowhere.
-What?
-Every day!
[yawning]
Huh?
So cute!
[closing theme playing]
[theme music playing]
[roaring]
[laughing]
[farmer] Who's been stealing
all my carrots?
Ehh
What's up, doc?
[laughing]
[snoring]
[rooster crowing]
[screaming]
[screams]
[groaning]
[speaking indistinctly]
Oh, hello there, stranger.
You're just another bunny, aren't you?
I'm Veronica.
[speaking indistinctly]
This is my family.
[speaking indistinctly]
I have a friend named Todd.
[speaking indistinctly]
What you doing around these parts,
stranger?
[speaking indistinctly]
Heh? What'd he say?
He says he can't get home.
My friend Todd can't go home, either.
Oh. Uh Uh-huh.
Todd is a magic sandwich!
Uh [speaking indistinctly]
Oh, are you hungry, little fella?
We don't have much,
but you're our guest,
so of course you can have one.
Mm.
Sorry to stare, mister, it's just
that we haven't eaten in a while.
The rest of those carrots
are for Colt Bifton.
Huh?
[rabbit hole rumbling]
He's back! Colt Bifton is back!
[heavy footsteps approaching]
[Colt neighing]
I hear you in there, little rabbits.
Come out now and
[grunting]
Crackers! I'm stuck again.
Why do rabbit holes got to be so small?
Just gotta get my face free and
That's better. [clearing throat]
Where was I?
Oh, right. Come out now,
give ol' Colt what's his!
You heard Colt.
Let's get him those carrots.
I don't like giving him my carrots.
-I guess we've gotta.
-Huh?
Hmm.
-This all the carrots you've got?
-Yep.
-Just like last week.
-You bet you.
-Yes, sir.
-[groans]
What about you?
Do you wanna go on a horsey ride?
Oh, okay. Sounds like fun.
[neighing]
-Giddyap!
-Horsey ride!
[toddler laughing]
Faster, Mr. Colt!
All right! Yee-haw! Having fun yet?
This is going kind of too fast!
[screams]
You're having fun now?
No more horsey ride!
You're gonna give me those carrots
next time?
Yes! Mister! Colt! Sir!
Well, all right, then.
I hope you learned your lesson.
[laughing]
I'm just gonna lay down here a minute.
If that's okay with everybody.
[speaking indistinctly]
[neighs, then gasps]
-[grunting]
-[all gasping]
Who did that?
Did you see that?
Hey, rabbits, which one of you did that?
Ooh.
You all gonna tell me or what?
[roars]
[sniffing]
[groans] You rabbits really stink!
[retches, then coughing]
Yeah, no, I'm, out of here,
I'm out of here.
It's like it's following me!
[blows raspberry] Buh-bye! [screams]
Where'd you learn to shoot carrots
like that, son?
Nobody messes with Colt Bifton!
Can you stay and help us stand up to Colt?
Uh [speaking indistinctly]
What'd he say?
He says he's got a home to get back to.
Mm-hm.
Do you think, before you go, you could
teach us to be brave like you?
Please, mister? Pretty please?
With some sugar on top,
and some berries, and carrots.
[speaking indistinctly]
-All right!
-Yeah!
[dramatic music playing]
[groaning]
Here, take it!
Colt Bifton, these are our carrots.
Go away!
Well, where is he? Where'd he go?
[clearing throat]
Hi, these are our carrots.
Please, go away.
Leave now, Colt! Git!
Colt, would you please kindly leave us be?
I said, leave us be!
These carrots belong to my family!
Our carrots! Our carrots, Colt!
[shouting]
[shouting]
Thanks for everything, stranger.
Sure wish you could stay
and help us stop Colt.
[speaking indistinctly]
What'd he say?
He says he believes in us,
and that we can do it.
[speaking indistinctly]
-Bye!
-See you!
-Thank you!
-Happy trails!
[dramatic music playing]
Hey, Rabbits!
[all coughing]
I see you got me a big pile of carrots.
-We didn't get you those carrots, Colt!
-These are our carrots.
Leave now, Colt!
What the--
Crackers! Are you guys standing up to me?
Your reign of terror is over, Colt! Git!
Oh, okay, I see.
I can tell when I'm not wanted.
Let me just head out of here.
Or how about, instead of that,
horsey rides for everyone!
In that case, sorry, Colt.
You asked for this.
[dramatic music playing]
What do you think you're-- Hey! Ow!
What a waste of carrots, y'all!
[grunts]
Oh, that is it. No more Mr. Nice Horse.
[Bunnicula speaking indistinctly]
You came back for us, stranger.
Colt's in for it now!
[speaking indistinctly]
He sounds like he's on fast forward.
What's that goofball saying?
He says he's taking you
on a Bunnicula ride.
What's a Bunnicula-- [shouts]
[speaking indistinctly]
What'd he say?
He asked if you're gonna stop stealing
our carrots!
-Yes, ma'am!
-Yahoo!
Crackers!
I'm just gonna lay down here a minute.
If that's okay with everybody.
Go! Git! And don't come back!
Okay, okay!
I'll stop stealing your carrots!
In fact, I'll bring you some next time!
Hooray! You did it! You did it!
[speaking indistinctly]
I guess you're right, stranger.
We all did it.
You're welcome to our hutch anytime.
[speaking indistinctly]
-[both gasping]
-What'd he say?
He said that where he's going,
carrots just
appear out of nowhere.
-What?
-Every day!
[yawning]
Huh?
So cute!
[closing theme playing]