Clarence US (2014) s02e08 Episode Script
Saturday School
1 I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! Ms.
Baker: And, you know, you've been at this school longer than anyone, Herman.
Well, except Ms.
Shoop.
But, no, you're looking good for your age.
Yeah, you are.
What're you, almost 30? I'm almost 30.
You know, you're single, I'm single.
You really have a lot going for you.
No, I think it's great that you're thinking about grad school.
Uh, sure.
Ugh, who am I kidding? Thanks for hearing me out, Herman.
Jeff: Maybe it could be about school.
Clarence: Or or maybe it could be about recess.
Or after school.
Sumo: It could be about all the trash in the ocean.
I know! I know, I know, I know! This mural could be about all those things! Hmm.
I thought I'd use some specialty stuff I got from my mom's art cabinet.
Pretty strong pigment the good stuff! Ooh! Looks pretty good.
Jeff: Sumo, Sumo, no! - Sumo: Watch out, Jeff.
- You watch out! This is my spot! Hmm.
- Just - Oh, Clarence, wait.
Yah! Wah! Wah! Wah-wah! More, more! - Here, here! - Oh! Oh-oh-oh! - Here, here, here! - To me, to me, to me! Oh, oh, oh! - Sumo: Some of there this and some of that there.
- Huh? What the heck?! You guys want to see our mural?! Huh? Why are you laughing? Wh What's so funny? What even is this? This is terrible! - Yeah, it's just a big mess.
Teacher! - Guys, what are you looking at over here? What are you so oh! Have fun at Saturday school, little buddy! Oh, and don't worry about missing out on going to the beach.
We'll take you next time! That's not even a real beach, so I don't care.
Okay, after you guys paint over the mural, you can clean Mr.
Reese's room.
Then Mrs.
de la Cruz-Cody's room.
But, first, you gotta clean my room.
But, Ms.
Baker, we only painted that mural to show how much we like all the fun junk and - Yeah, fun! - and nice friends at school.
How come we gotta give up our whole Saturday? Trust me, no one wants to be here on a Saturday.
But, technically, you defaced school property.
Okay, so the sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done, huh? Aw! Oh, I'm okay, Ms.
Baker, I brought my arsenal.
- Just a few things I use at home.
- Sure, Jeff.
Okay, I'm gonna grab a bagel.
You boys have fun.
- Hmm.
- Maybe I can take over here for now, and you can try cleaning the table tops instead.
Maybe you can try doing it in circles? Like this! Circles.
Oh! Could you show me? Yes, i-it's just a simple counterclockwise motion, - set at a consistent speed.
- Okay.
It's really important to change directions, so you don't spread the filth.
Clarence: Don't mind me! Just doing my job.
Ooh! Watch your feet, sir.
Ha.
Won't even know I'm here.
I think Jeff's got it from here.
Plus, I got these! Gimme, gimme, gimme! Oh, almost forgot! You can help, too! Wow! This school's as quiet as a graveyard today.
Whoa! Sumo! Whew! Maybe we shouldn't play with the parachute.
Hmm.
Potato? Uh I'm sick, I'm sick! Sumo, help I'm sick! Hmm! How are those contractions? Oh, sounds great! Just gotta check your ear holes.
What? Wait up, I'm late for the ball! Oh! Oof! Whew! All righty, Herman, gotta clean that tank.
Oh, yeah! Whoa! Oh! Oh! Gaah! Oh, yeah! Need more! I need more desks! All right, Sumo! Now it's my turn.
You know, Sumo, Saturday school is actually pretty fun.
Ha ha, yeah! This probably won't be the last time, either, once Ms.
Baker gets a look at this mess.
Ms.
Baker: So remember to clean my room, and then clean blah-blah, blah, blah-blah, and blah.
Oh, you didn't pay attention to anything I said, because I have a weird pimple on my cheek.
Oh, no! Ms.
Baker's gonna kill us! Ahh, it's fine.
Jeff will clean it.
Jeff: Herman, where did you go?! - Aw, Ms.
Baker's gonna kill me.
- Clarence: Hey, Jeff! This place looks great! Oh, hey, guys.
Just finishing some last touches.
- You know - Is this Herman's tank? Wow! It's so shiny! Hmm.
Jeff, why isn't Herman in his shell? - Were you giving him a bath? - Uh You lost Herman, didn't ya? No, no, I-I didn't.
He, uh, just w-w-wandered off.
- Yeah, I don't know where it is now.
- Yeah, right! - It was an accident! - What?! You mean, Herman's out there all alone and naked with no home?! - We gotta find him! - There's no time! Ms.
Baker's gonna be back any second! And when she finds out, I'm gonna get held back, and then I'll be stuck in class with the gubo twins.
- Hi.
Hi.
- Hi.
Hi.
Cut that out! What's the big deal? It's just a bug.
- Hermit crabs are crustaceans - Same thing.
I'm gonna keep looking anyway.
- Oh, um - He probably didn't get far We were gonna tell you.
We forgot we were supposed to be cleaning.
Oops! How are we going to find Herman in all this?! You were the one who lost Herman in the first place.
He's gone forever.
There's only one way to find that crab we clean! Oh, I've chosen my weapon my individual style I'm ramping up my stamina this might take a while Oh, no! You're changing perspective You can help me find what I'm looking for Gotta get every last piece of trash Off the floor Huh! 'Cause everybody's cleaning at the weekend Everybody's cleaning at the weekend - Ooh! Ooh! - Ooh! You can't catch me, sticky man! Herman, where are you? - Sweep.
Sweep.
Sweep.
Sweep.
Sweep.
- Too much cleaning.
- Sweep.
Sweep.
Sweep.
Sweep.
- That bug's gone for good.
Don't say that! He's not dead! Sweep.
Maybe we would have found him by now - if this place wasn't such a big mess! - What?! And what's this pile of desks still doing here? That's our awesome desk fort! - Well, it looks just like our mural - A big mess! Well, if you hadn't lost that bug in the first place! I'm the only one doing any work around here, - and Ms.
Baker's gonna be - A g-g-g-g a g-g-g-g A g-g-ghost! - It's Herman! - Oh, my gosh, he's okay! W-What did you boys do?! I-I-I asked you guys to clean, and, I mean, h-how is this even physically possible?! I leave for three hours, and it looks like a hurricane blew through the school.
Okay, but - Okay.
Yeah, but - Are you kidding me, - that stuff doesn't go there, it goes over here.
- Man, that bug is strong.
What is that stuff over Huh? Oh, no! - Yeesh, he's in bad shape.
- He's smashed up! Check his contractions! He's alive.
- It's a miracle! - Ooh-hoo! Well, boys I guess we can call it a day.
Thanks for putting everything back in place.
Anyway, uh, I'll see you guys on Monday! Great job.
Wait a second.
I think we forgot Clarence, shh! Oh, well I guess it's just you and me now, Herman.
Hm? You know, I don't usually like going in on a Saturday, but if they learned a lesson, then it's worth it.
And they learned it What?! Are you kidding me!? Oh, come on! Are you kidding me right now?!
Baker: And, you know, you've been at this school longer than anyone, Herman.
Well, except Ms.
Shoop.
But, no, you're looking good for your age.
Yeah, you are.
What're you, almost 30? I'm almost 30.
You know, you're single, I'm single.
You really have a lot going for you.
No, I think it's great that you're thinking about grad school.
Uh, sure.
Ugh, who am I kidding? Thanks for hearing me out, Herman.
Jeff: Maybe it could be about school.
Clarence: Or or maybe it could be about recess.
Or after school.
Sumo: It could be about all the trash in the ocean.
I know! I know, I know, I know! This mural could be about all those things! Hmm.
I thought I'd use some specialty stuff I got from my mom's art cabinet.
Pretty strong pigment the good stuff! Ooh! Looks pretty good.
Jeff: Sumo, Sumo, no! - Sumo: Watch out, Jeff.
- You watch out! This is my spot! Hmm.
- Just - Oh, Clarence, wait.
Yah! Wah! Wah! Wah-wah! More, more! - Here, here! - Oh! Oh-oh-oh! - Here, here, here! - To me, to me, to me! Oh, oh, oh! - Sumo: Some of there this and some of that there.
- Huh? What the heck?! You guys want to see our mural?! Huh? Why are you laughing? Wh What's so funny? What even is this? This is terrible! - Yeah, it's just a big mess.
Teacher! - Guys, what are you looking at over here? What are you so oh! Have fun at Saturday school, little buddy! Oh, and don't worry about missing out on going to the beach.
We'll take you next time! That's not even a real beach, so I don't care.
Okay, after you guys paint over the mural, you can clean Mr.
Reese's room.
Then Mrs.
de la Cruz-Cody's room.
But, first, you gotta clean my room.
But, Ms.
Baker, we only painted that mural to show how much we like all the fun junk and - Yeah, fun! - and nice friends at school.
How come we gotta give up our whole Saturday? Trust me, no one wants to be here on a Saturday.
But, technically, you defaced school property.
Okay, so the sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done, huh? Aw! Oh, I'm okay, Ms.
Baker, I brought my arsenal.
- Just a few things I use at home.
- Sure, Jeff.
Okay, I'm gonna grab a bagel.
You boys have fun.
- Hmm.
- Maybe I can take over here for now, and you can try cleaning the table tops instead.
Maybe you can try doing it in circles? Like this! Circles.
Oh! Could you show me? Yes, i-it's just a simple counterclockwise motion, - set at a consistent speed.
- Okay.
It's really important to change directions, so you don't spread the filth.
Clarence: Don't mind me! Just doing my job.
Ooh! Watch your feet, sir.
Ha.
Won't even know I'm here.
I think Jeff's got it from here.
Plus, I got these! Gimme, gimme, gimme! Oh, almost forgot! You can help, too! Wow! This school's as quiet as a graveyard today.
Whoa! Sumo! Whew! Maybe we shouldn't play with the parachute.
Hmm.
Potato? Uh I'm sick, I'm sick! Sumo, help I'm sick! Hmm! How are those contractions? Oh, sounds great! Just gotta check your ear holes.
What? Wait up, I'm late for the ball! Oh! Oof! Whew! All righty, Herman, gotta clean that tank.
Oh, yeah! Whoa! Oh! Oh! Gaah! Oh, yeah! Need more! I need more desks! All right, Sumo! Now it's my turn.
You know, Sumo, Saturday school is actually pretty fun.
Ha ha, yeah! This probably won't be the last time, either, once Ms.
Baker gets a look at this mess.
Ms.
Baker: So remember to clean my room, and then clean blah-blah, blah, blah-blah, and blah.
Oh, you didn't pay attention to anything I said, because I have a weird pimple on my cheek.
Oh, no! Ms.
Baker's gonna kill us! Ahh, it's fine.
Jeff will clean it.
Jeff: Herman, where did you go?! - Aw, Ms.
Baker's gonna kill me.
- Clarence: Hey, Jeff! This place looks great! Oh, hey, guys.
Just finishing some last touches.
- You know - Is this Herman's tank? Wow! It's so shiny! Hmm.
Jeff, why isn't Herman in his shell? - Were you giving him a bath? - Uh You lost Herman, didn't ya? No, no, I-I didn't.
He, uh, just w-w-wandered off.
- Yeah, I don't know where it is now.
- Yeah, right! - It was an accident! - What?! You mean, Herman's out there all alone and naked with no home?! - We gotta find him! - There's no time! Ms.
Baker's gonna be back any second! And when she finds out, I'm gonna get held back, and then I'll be stuck in class with the gubo twins.
- Hi.
Hi.
- Hi.
Hi.
Cut that out! What's the big deal? It's just a bug.
- Hermit crabs are crustaceans - Same thing.
I'm gonna keep looking anyway.
- Oh, um - He probably didn't get far We were gonna tell you.
We forgot we were supposed to be cleaning.
Oops! How are we going to find Herman in all this?! You were the one who lost Herman in the first place.
He's gone forever.
There's only one way to find that crab we clean! Oh, I've chosen my weapon my individual style I'm ramping up my stamina this might take a while Oh, no! You're changing perspective You can help me find what I'm looking for Gotta get every last piece of trash Off the floor Huh! 'Cause everybody's cleaning at the weekend Everybody's cleaning at the weekend - Ooh! Ooh! - Ooh! You can't catch me, sticky man! Herman, where are you? - Sweep.
Sweep.
Sweep.
Sweep.
Sweep.
- Too much cleaning.
- Sweep.
Sweep.
Sweep.
Sweep.
- That bug's gone for good.
Don't say that! He's not dead! Sweep.
Maybe we would have found him by now - if this place wasn't such a big mess! - What?! And what's this pile of desks still doing here? That's our awesome desk fort! - Well, it looks just like our mural - A big mess! Well, if you hadn't lost that bug in the first place! I'm the only one doing any work around here, - and Ms.
Baker's gonna be - A g-g-g-g a g-g-g-g A g-g-ghost! - It's Herman! - Oh, my gosh, he's okay! W-What did you boys do?! I-I-I asked you guys to clean, and, I mean, h-how is this even physically possible?! I leave for three hours, and it looks like a hurricane blew through the school.
Okay, but - Okay.
Yeah, but - Are you kidding me, - that stuff doesn't go there, it goes over here.
- Man, that bug is strong.
What is that stuff over Huh? Oh, no! - Yeesh, he's in bad shape.
- He's smashed up! Check his contractions! He's alive.
- It's a miracle! - Ooh-hoo! Well, boys I guess we can call it a day.
Thanks for putting everything back in place.
Anyway, uh, I'll see you guys on Monday! Great job.
Wait a second.
I think we forgot Clarence, shh! Oh, well I guess it's just you and me now, Herman.
Hm? You know, I don't usually like going in on a Saturday, but if they learned a lesson, then it's worth it.
And they learned it What?! Are you kidding me!? Oh, come on! Are you kidding me right now?!