Every Witch Way (2014) s02e08 Episode Script

Give up the human, or lose your powers forever.
Lily? [Coughing.]
Traitor.
Now for your punishment.
Not so fast.
Whatever you do to Emma, you'll have to do to me, too.
Not a problem.
But wait.
Um, Emma, I don't think we're in Miami anymore.
You think? Where are we? My GPS says we're in Siberia.
No! Yes! What? Think of all the cool things we could do here.
Swimming with polar bears, ice sledding with penguins.
We could finally find out if there are any living werewolf packs in Siberia.
How about freezing to death? It's a small price to pay.
I've gotta get us back.
This isn't where we want to be, send us to a place that works for me.
I cast a spell it takes a hold of you I see my dreams and they're all coming true come on, let's go you and me together look up there's a magical adventure every witch way-ay-ay-ay-ay flying every witch way-ay-ay-ay-ay I'm going every witch way-ay-ay-ay every witch way why didn't desdemona wanna have breakfast with us? I don't know.
The fool moon may be making her moody.
Plus I also think she might be having some witch-ues.
What are witch-ues? You know, how the young ones say, "oh, she got issues.
" Okay.
So what are her witch-ues? Mainly that we have our first powerless witch on the council, and that the magic realm will lose all respect for our authority because of it.
Being on the council isn't about having powers.
It's about being a fair and decent judge.
Well, yes, clearly you and desdemona disagree with our most recent judgment.
You know, I don't know what's gotten into Emma.
And I hope she learned her lesson after you sent her Siberia.
Only one way to find out.
Andi, watch out, there's a polar bear behind you.
Ah! Having trouble sleeping? Why am I did you That wasn't very nice.
We just wanted to check in.
How was your trip? It was awesome.
I've always wanted to visit Siberia.
Emma, this isn't funny.
Look, I got your point.
You're more powerful than I am for now.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
I just started having this problem controlling myself.
Oh, don't worry about it.
I can't control myself either.
Like just now I cast a couple of spells on you.
How? You were just stuffing your face with French toast.
I can multitask.
Wait, what spells did you cast on me? Oh-h-h-h, look at the time.
Better get back or you might be late for school.
I hope this works.
Trust me.
It will.
Whoa, I'm Still me.
I think.
Good try, agamemnon.
Trying to scare me with big spells.
Please.
Oh, what now? Look, if you've got your hand stuck to something else, you are on your own.
No, I'm here to see Maddie.
She texted me to come over.
Well, I suppose if Maddie invited you, it's all right, but be a dear, try not to touch anything.
The last thing I want is to walk back in here and find a kanay stuck to my curtains.
I hate it when that happens.
Now! Oh, hey, Katie.
Get him, Sophie.
Agh! Diego: Ow, what are you doing? Oh, is this some kind of panther's game I don't know about? Oh, geez.
Don't let him get away.
Oh.
I love this game.
Tie the kanay! Tie the kanay! Diego: Ow! What are you doing? Is that proxy? Panthers, stop it.
Oh, oh, did I win the game or whatever this is.
Diego, what are you doing here? You texted me to come over, said it was urgent.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, you did, look.
"Proxy, come over now.
"And bring marshmallows pink ones only.
" I didn't have time to get the marshmallows.
My mom only had the regular kind.
We'll walk to school together.
Wait outside.
But I'm still tied.
You're welcome.
I'll be outside.
What was that? You called proxy? - No.
- Yes.
You invited him over to attack him? - No.
- No yeah.
Katie, explain.
We were just going to hide him for a while until you started hanging out with us again.
You attacked proxy just to get my attention? Yes.
Oh, that's so sweet.
It is? I mean, it is.
You'll still be punished, of course, but you shouldn't be jealous of proxy.
Just think of him like the fourth panther.
All these yours? They're not mine.
I mean, they belong to the team.
You're a soccer player, too? Yeah, forward.
I was the best forward at my last school.
Uh, we made nationals two years in a row.
I scored the most goals out of everybody at my last school.
Well, I average a goal per game and two assists.
In the season final, the goalie got injured, so I played goalie and defense at the same time.
I was on the high school varsity team in the third grade.
Mr.
Miller? Oh, uh What are you doing? I'm just putting our trophy in the case.
Would you be careful, you were gonna break the whole thing.
Yeah, sure, of course.
'Cause you know what they say, you break it, you buy it.
I don't know what happened.
I didn't even touch it.
You must have shook something loose when you rammed into it before.
I that I didn't even barely touch it that time.
Are you saying I'm blind? Then I'm saying you've got detention one week.
But I still have three weeks left from the last time.
Not detention.
I want you to participate in the school play.
What? Did I just say school play? You can't be serious.
I am, I think.
And you better be good.
Let's go.
Don't worry, Daniel, I'll take care of this.
Agamemnon's lucky I have my powers under control, otherwise he could be lettuce right now.
Lettuce? Hey, I'm still kind of new at this wild and tough thing.
Did he tell you what spells he cast on you? No.
But I think he was just saying that to try and scare me.
Too bad it didn't work.
They messed with the wrong chosen one.
Okay, if you're gonna keep trying to do this, you might as well do it right.
Watch me.
[Clears throat.]
Nice try witches council.
Nice try witches council.
What about the witches council? None of your business.
Did you drink like eight cups of coffee this morning? I don't need coffee to get amped up.
This is just my natural energy.
I told the council I'm not breaking up with Daniel.
They didn't take my powers away.
No way.
Agamemnon said he cast spells on me to teach me lesson, but he was bluffing.
Congratulations.
Now you're gonna have to teach me some of your skills.
She's not teaching you anything.
Now, Andi, is that any way to talk to your newest shark.
What did you do to her? Me? I didn't do anything.
You are so not shark material.
What is wrong with you? I I don't know.
How am I gonna trap Emma and get her to cast a spell if I can hardly stand to be around her? You could invite her over? You guys could talk and work things out? Yes, but how do I lure her to my house? You're making all my suggestions sound evil.
I could kidnap that book of hers, the honk-honk-gagrin.
What? Oh, you mean the hexoren.
That's what I said.
Or how about not commit felony, burglary and just invite her over? Do whatever you panthers do.
Us, panthers mm, what we do? Rule the school, dump smoothies on people we don't like, have epic sleepovers.
Oh, that's it a sleepover.
Yeah, there you go.
That's a great idea.
Call Emma and have her Hello? Mother? Or call your mom.
I need you here stat.
And have her come to the school? Okay, what is going on? I don't know.
Suddenly I get these impulses to dance, I can't fight it.
It's like when people get hypnotized and a word acts as a trigger.
Uh? Like this one time, my dad got hypnotized at a magic show, and every time someone said the word tomato, he'd start doing like frog jumps and Okay, okay, so what did we say right before you started dancing? That was an embarrassing month.
Andi, think.
Um, okay, the first time you said, [In British accent.]
"Is that anyway to talk to your newest shark?" Yeah, and the second time you said, [Imitating Andi.]
"You are so not shark material.
" Well, I don't sound like that.
Yeah, you do.
Wait, shark.
It must be shark.
Stop saying it.
Saying what? Shark? [Laughing.]
I feel like I just competed in a whole season of "so you think you're America's next top American dancer.
" That's it.
That must be the spell that agamemnon cast on you.
Oh, that sneaky wizard.
They'll have to more than that to get me to back down.
Yeah.
Besides, I mean, how often do people say shark? [Laughing.]
I hope he's a good swimmer.
Agh! Emma, um, are you okay? Oh, yeah.
Uh, you won't believe what just happened.
Your dad made me sign up for the school play.
Oh, yeah.
It starts next week.
Rehearsals are the same time as shark practice.
Oh, yeah.
What are you doing? Agh! Greetings, grand duck of iridium high.
Tis I, Ursula van pelt, who has come hither.
Ursula, hi.
Do we have an appointment, do I need to call security again? Oh, no, no, no need.
I called to let them know I was coming.
Wouldn't want to violate that restraining order again.
Um, actually, I am I'm here on business.
It's Maddie, she's she's not doing well.
[Crying.]
She's not? [Crying.]
[Sighs.]
Hey, Emma, I Relax, it's just me.
I saw the new video on gigi's blog.
I guess the council cast more spells on you than you thought, huh? Yes.
And unless I find out which ones, I'm never going out in public again.
Well, we figured out the first one, so we can figure out the rest.
Do we really have to watch this? It was embarrassing enough living it the first time.
The first time you shriek is when you see Daniel.
The second time you shriek is when you turn and look at Daniel.
You're right.
And what about my "Oh, yeahs.
" Oh, don't you mean your "oh, yeah"? Way to kick me when I'm down.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
But you gotta admit it's pretty funny.
Um, Daniel says something, you respond "oh, yeah.
" Daniel says something else, you response "oh, yeah" again.
Did you respond "oh, yeah" to anyone else today? No.
Then that must be it.
They're trying to make you act crazy around Daniel so you won't want to be around him.
What? That's not going to keep me away from him.
Are you sure about that? Emma on video: Oh, yeah.
Thank you, come again.
We're about to close.
Can I do anything else for you? Hey, guys.
You can stay away from Maddie that's what you can do.
And get me an orange soda.
Why are you wearing that? You heard us.
We want you to stay away from Maddie.
And an orange soda.
Or we're gonna have to teach you a lesson.
Oh, no.
What happened to your hand? Are you turning into a chair? He's attacking us! No, I'm not attacking you.
He's a shape shifter.
He might not even be the real Diego.
Who are you? Guys, it's me! The real Diego would never say that! It's okay.
[Screaming.]
It's okay! It's just a new power.
Run, Sophie, run! Wait, no, don't go! Don't ah, man! Okay, I can do this.
What are those? My dad's books.
If there's any way to reverse the council's spells it's in one of these.
Thanks, but we've got it covered.
Ah, sweet, the hexoren.
Hey, I said we got it covered.
You're not even a witch.
Yeah, but hex and I are homies.
Aren't we, hex? Guys, stop it.
[Knocking at door.]
Daniel: Emma, it's me.
Can I come in? Oh, yeah.
Oh, no, it's Daniel.
He can't see all these magic books.
You're not gonna let him in, are you? You know what's gonna happen.
I can't just ignore him, especially after I rebelled against the council to be with him, right? Oh, yeah.
[Laughs.]
Not funny.
Now hide.
Agh! What's going Thank you for coming.
I didn't know who else to call.
Of course.
You said there was free pizza.
So what's the problem? Whoa.
Has that ever happened to you before? A few times.
How did you get unstuck those times? One time I sang "you're a grand old flag.
" And that worked? Yeah, but I already tried that.
No dice.
Oh.
What about the other times? The other times, I calmed down and I thought about fire.
But I think that's the problem.
I can't calm down because I'm freaking out about somebody seeing this.
Okay.
Let's take some deep breaths.
What, did you eat an entire bag of onions? Sorry.
While I'm bored while I'm working, I snack on them.
You snack on onions? I won't from now on, I promise.
Okay, let's try this again.
Just blow that way.
Okay.
Whew! Have you got the spell yet? Hang on.
Yes, here it is.
Okay, give it to me, give it me.
No way.
I'm not gonna let you take all the credit.
Hello, you need someone with magical powers to cast a spell.
Okay, fine.
Agh! Hurry, Emma's about to give herself a heart attack.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
The witches council fair and wise they may be, but from their punishment spells may you be free.
Look, do I need to call a doctor or something? No, no.
No! I had a really sore throat, and it was really hard to control how my voice sounded.
But I'm all better now.
But what about the dancing? Oh, no, my dad's almost home.
Your dad? I gotta go before he makes me sign up for the spelling bee or something.
Like now? N-o-w now.
Emma: Okay, go, go.
[Laughing.]
And then gigi ran home crying.
That's hilarious.
It taught her not to steal my dump trucks and turn them into doll mobiles.
It's so cool you have your sundae bar.
It is cool mm, until you eat six bowls of ice cream with hot fudge, caramel and marshmallows and barely make it to the bathroom.
TMI? Slow down, guys, you're gonna eat everything in our fridge.
We were out there for so long, I thought we were gonna starve to death.
You were out there for five minutes.
Hey, we need to fuel up, okay? We're sharks.
Nice.
It looks like my spell worked on all of them.
[Sighs.]
I still think it's bogus that you cheated at tryouts, but you did help Emma out of a major jam.
Maybe you aren't so bad.
Hey, maybe we could all Don't push it, Alonso.
Mm, I better not forget to bring my dad's book back.
Agh! Bad hex.
Now you've done it.
Since I am now able, turn this into a party table.
I want these curtains to disappear, replace them with Maddie, you won't believe You you have powers? [Stammering.]
Yes, yes, I have powers.
How did you get them? Um, another witch must have lost hers, and they just happened to land on me.
Maddie's? Shoot.
I was hoping you'd gloss right over that.
Yes, Sophie, they're Maddie's.
Then why don't you give them back to her? She's miserable without them.
But it's it's for her own good.
She's not responsible enough to have them, so I'm holding onto them for her for safe keeping until she's old enough.
But if you give them back now, she's can use magic to steal your shoes instead of making me sneak into your closet when you're sleeping.
What? Sophie Sophie, it's okay.
But you know, you can't tell Maddie I have her powers.
Then in the words of your daughter, "what's in it for me?" Wow, you really do sound eerily like her.
Uh, oh, okay, well, you do this favor for me, and I'll owe you a favor someday.
Oh, okay.
Let me just record this in favor box.
Oh.
I'm in trouble.
That's okay, it's my turn.
No, no, no, I got it.
You have more important things to do, like scrapbooking, playing zombie apocalypse, or getting ready for Maddie's surprise slumber party.
I'm gonna go get my scrapbooking kit.
I'll set up for zombie apocalypse.
Both: What? Surprise.
You're spending the night at Maddie's house.
Both: No!