Henry Danger (2014) s02e08 Episode Script
Henry's Jelly
1 [ music .]
[ reporter .]
As you can see, the suspect is weaving through traffic on a motorcycle.
Ooh, ooh, they're going to catch him.
Oh, nuh-uh, look, he made a U-turn.
Whoa.
[ crowd chatter .]
Hey, what's going on? A live police pursuit.
The cops been chasing a guy on a motorcycle all around Swellview.
It's been going on for over an hour.
Whoa.
Let me see.
And there he goes, taking a hard turn south onto Walnut Parkway.
Right now I see two police cars in pursuit.
I bet they don't catch him.
I bet they do.
Would it kill you to agree with me once? You're so emotional.
I'm not.
You need a massage.
Arg.
Whoa.
This motorcycle guy is insane.
[ gasping .]
Did you see that? Okay, joining us now is motorcycle expert, David Harley.
Hello, Trent.
Oh, is the motorcycle chase still going on? Yes ma'am.
Whoa.
Now the motorcycle bandit seems to be turning around while riding.
Good gosh, he's taking photos of our news van.
Incredible.
Well, often, guys on motorcycles being chased by the police will turn around and take photos as a way of establishing male dominance.
Ah, yes, that makes perfect sense.
[ crowd chatter .]
Jasper, I need you to get the flag and put it out in front of the school.
Why? Because there's nothing out there now and you can't pledge allegiance to a hole in a pole.
But I want to keep watching the chase.
Flag! Okay, it looks like the motorcyclist is now headed south on Green Street in the direction of Swellview Junior High School.
Whoa.
He's coming right toward our school.
I'm going to hide in the girls' bathroom.
You realize that a criminal is riding toward this school.
Yeah.
So? So, it might be a good time for Captain Man or Kid Danger to get here.
Right.
Right.
I better go wash my nose.
Holy beans, the rogue rider just took a left-hand turn into the Swellview Junior High School parking lot and whoa, now he's riding across the grass.
Oh my gosh.
Charlotte, open the doors.
Why? Because if that motorcycle rides by, I'm going to get it on video.
But I don't-- Doors! Okay.
Miss Shapen, I got the flag.
Not now.
Look, he's coming this way.
No way, get back! I was shooting video first! Whoa, I don't think he's going to stop.
What happened? You stopped him.
Wow.
Jasper, you're a hero.
Really? Hey.
I'm here.
Look.
Jasper already took him down.
Yeah.
[ crowd chatter .]
Hey, do you mind if I get a picture? Nah, people ask me all the time.
Thanks.
Oh.
Sure.
There, done, come get your phone.
[ school bell rings .]
It all just kind of happened.
My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an after-school job.
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an after-school job.
And by accident, I wanted an after-school job.
And by accident, he made me indestructible.
And by accident, he made me indestructible.
Ah! he made me indestructible.
Ah! I went into this crazy store Ah! I went into this crazy store and met I went into this crazy store and met a pretty interesting guy.
and met a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview.
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me He turned out to be who call me He turned out to be You know the name.
He turned out to be You know the name.
Captain Man! You know the name.
Captain Man! That's right, Henry.
Captain Man! That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that being a superhero In time, I realized that being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.
being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
I needed a sidekick.
He wanted some help.
I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart Pledge to never ever ever I, Henry Hart Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone That I'm Captain Man's tell anyone That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
It is done.
secret sidekick.
It is done.
Now we blow bubbles.
It is done.
Now we blow bubbles.
And fight crime.
Now we blow bubbles.
And fight crime.
Feels good.
Call it.
Up the tube! Oh, my boot.
Ha! After the accident, the bus driver said he didn't see the woman until it was too late.
Got to look both ways.
You really do.
Yesterday, a new hero was born in Swellview, and we have him right here with us now.
Mary, why don't you get up and let the hero have a seat? Well, hello, Jasper Dunlop.
Hey, Trent.
You smell exactly how I thought you would.
Oh, good.
So Jasper, I guess the Swellview police owe you a big wet thank you for single-handedly ending that dangerous motorcycle chase yesterday.
Ah, it was no big deal.
It sure was a big deal.
A big wet deal.
Well, you know Hey! Hey, everybody! Check it out! Jasper is on the news! [ crowd chatter .]
Wait, why is Jasper on the news? Because he caught that motorcycle guy yesterday.
Oh.
Hey, guys! Jasper's on the news! I already told them.
Dang it, Sidney.
Wait, where are you going? Don't act like you care.
Wait! I have your medicine! And when I saw the guy riding the motorcycle toward me, I just held up the flag and he crashed into the pole.
Well, let's take a look at some cell phone footage from one of your fellow students.
How amazing was that? I got this, Mary.
Jasper, you impress me.
I do? Absolutely.
I'd wear a T-shirt with your face on it.
Aw, I'm so proud of Jasper.
Okay, come on, we got to get to class.
Why? We have ten more minutes.
I don't like watching the news, all right? But Jasper's on.
So? We see Jasper all the time.
I mean, pfft, sorry you love the news.
Hey, Henry.
Janie and I are having a party on Saturday night.
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
If you aren't busy, will you tell Jasper he's invited? Jasper's a hero.
Yeah, sure.
Yay.
Hero? Pfft.
I'm a super hero.
Mm, technically sidekick.
I'm a super hero.
Mm, technically sidekick.
Same thing.
Mm, technically sidekick.
Same thing.
Mm, not quite.
Same thing.
Mm, not quite.
I'm going to class.
Mm, not quite.
I'm going to class.
Hey, Charlotte, I'm going to class.
Hey, Charlotte, will you give me Jasper's Hey, Charlotte, will you give me Jasper's phone number? will you give me Jasper's phone number? Sure.
phone number? Sure.
It's area code-- Sure.
It's area code-- You don't need It's area code-- You don't need Jasper's phone number.
You don't need Jasper's phone number.
Aah! And then Jasper got to go on the news and and everyone on the news and and everyone thinks he's so awesome and everyone thinks he's so awesome and it's so not fair.
thinks he's so awesome and it's so not fair.
[ grunting .]
and it's so not fair.
[ grunting .]
Down you go.
[ grunting .]
Down you go.
Are you listening to me? Down you go.
Are you listening to me? I'm not.
Are you listening to me? I'm not.
I just don't get I'm not.
I just don't get what you're upset about.
I just don't get what you're upset about.
What's not to get? what you're upset about.
What's not to get? Charlotte gets it.
What's not to get? Charlotte gets it.
No she doesn't.
Charlotte gets it.
No she doesn't.
Well, Jasper did No she doesn't.
Well, Jasper did basically nothing Well, Jasper did basically nothing and suddenly everyone basically nothing and suddenly everyone in Swellview thinks he's a hero.
and suddenly everyone in Swellview thinks he's a hero.
And I capture bad guys with you in Swellview thinks he's a hero.
And I capture bad guys with you all the time and no one And I capture bad guys with you all the time and no one gives me any credit.
all the time and no one gives me any credit.
You get credit all the time.
gives me any credit.
You get credit all the time.
Yeah.
The Vice Mayor gave us You get credit all the time.
Yeah.
The Vice Mayor gave us those medals and a gift card Yeah.
The Vice Mayor gave us those medals and a gift card for a medium frozen yogurt.
No, Kid Danger gets the credit and the medals and the yogurt.
gets the credit and the medals and the yogurt.
But I spend most of my life and the medals and the yogurt.
But I spend most of my life as Henry Hart But I spend most of my life as Henry Hart and no one knows I do anything.
as Henry Hart and no one knows I do anything.
Just a second.
and no one knows I do anything.
Just a second.
[ grunting .]
Man, I'm good.
You know, Bork isn't even trying.
What? Yes he is.
Bork isn't even trying.
What? Yes he is.
You're trying your hardest, What? Yes he is.
You're trying your hardest, right? You're trying your hardest, right? Mm.
right? Mm.
Oh, really? Mm.
Oh, really? Okay.
Oh, really? Okay.
Well, then I want you to start Okay.
Well, then I want you to start trying your hardest right now.
Well, then I want you to start trying your hardest right now.
Mm? trying your hardest right now.
Mm? Yeah.
Mm? Yeah.
Come on, Bork.
Yeah.
Come on, Bork.
Let's see what you got.
Come on, Bork.
Let's see what you got.
Let's see if you're Let's see what you got.
Let's see if you're fast enough to catch-- Let's see if you're fast enough to catch-- [ laughs .]
fast enough to catch-- [ laughs .]
I slipped.
[ laughs .]
I slipped.
All right, my friend, I slipped.
All right, my friend, let's try that again.
All right, my friend, let's try that again.
Yeah, and I'm ready this time, let's try that again.
Yeah, and I'm ready this time, so, you better be careful, Yeah, and I'm ready this time, so, you better be careful, better watch out.
so, you better be careful, better watch out.
It's coming in fast, Bork.
better watch out.
It's coming in fast, Bork.
Come on, show me your best move.
It's coming in fast, Bork.
Come on, show me your best move.
What you got? Come on.
Come on, show me your best move.
What you got? Come on.
[ laughing .]
Okay, Bork, I think you've had enough.
I'm going to hit the shower.
I think you've had enough.
I'm going to hit the shower.
You can't wash off the pain! And we have some exciting news from the Mayor's office.
Ah.
No way.
What? Nothing.
What? Nothing.
It's not about Jasper.
Nothing.
It's not about Jasper.
Don't come over here.
It's not about Jasper.
Don't come over here.
Boy wonder, Jasper Dunlop, Don't come over here.
Boy wonder, Jasper Dunlop, is getting his own holiday.
Boy wonder, Jasper Dunlop, is getting his own holiday.
Thanks to Jasper's is getting his own holiday.
Thanks to Jasper's heroic actions last week, Thanks to Jasper's heroic actions last week, the Mayor has declared heroic actions last week, the Mayor has declared April 9th Jasper Dunlop Day the Mayor has declared April 9th Jasper Dunlop Day here in Swellview.
April 9th Jasper Dunlop Day here in Swellview.
A special day here in Swellview.
A special day for a very special young man.
He wasn't heroic.
He wasn't even she-roic.
He was nonroic.
He wasn't even she-roic.
He was nonroic.
You know, He was nonroic.
You know, Jasper's your friend.
You know, Jasper's your friend.
You shouldn't be jealous of him.
Jasper's your friend.
You shouldn't be jealous of him.
I'm not jealous.
You shouldn't be jealous of him.
I'm not jealous.
Yes you are.
I'm not jealous.
Yes you are.
You're jelly of Jasper.
Yes you are.
You're jelly of Jasper.
I'm not jelly of Jasper.
You're jelly of Jasper.
I'm not jelly of Jasper.
This is about me I'm not jelly of Jasper.
This is about me wanting more people This is about me wanting more people to pay attention to me wanting more people to pay attention to me instead of Jasper.
to pay attention to me instead of Jasper.
All right, instead of Jasper.
All right, I'm going upstairs.
All right, I'm going upstairs.
Why? I'm going upstairs.
Why? Because you're not upstairs.
Why? Because you're not upstairs.
I'm not jelly of Jasper.
Because you're not upstairs.
I'm not jelly of Jasper.
It's just not fair.
I'm not jelly of Jasper.
It's just not fair.
Why should he be-- It's just not fair.
Why should he be-- [ alarm buzzing .]
Why should he be-- [ alarm buzzing .]
Emergency at Pet Me.
[ alarm buzzing .]
Emergency at Pet Me.
Hey, R-- Emergency at Pet Me.
Hey, R-- Ba, ba, da Hey, R-- Ba, ba, da Ba, ba, ba, ba Ba, ba, da Ba, ba, ba, ba Ba, da, ba, ba, da Ba, ba, ba, ba Ba, da, ba, ba, da Ba, ba, da, da, da Ba, da, ba, ba, da Ba, ba, da, da, da Da, da, da Ba, ba, da, da, da Da, da, da I don't need Ray.
Da, da, da I don't need Ray.
[ Ray singing in shower .]
I don't need Ray.
[ Ray singing in shower .]
And I don't need all this stuff.
I'm going to show Swellview what Henry Hart can do.
Up the tube.
Da, da, da, da Da, da, da, da, da Da, da, da, da Da, da, da, da, da Da, da, da Just shut up and get in the crate.
No, please.
and get in the crate.
No, please.
Don't put me in the crate No, please.
Don't put me in the crate like an animal.
Don't put me in the crate like an animal.
Don't fight me, man.
like an animal.
Don't fight me, man.
This isn't-- Don't fight me, man.
This isn't-- Get in there.
This isn't-- Get in there.
Please, please, sir, Get in there.
Please, please, sir, you've got to stop.
Please, please, sir, you've got to stop.
Sir, you are out of control.
you've got to stop.
Sir, you are out of control.
This is your fault.
Sir, you are out of control.
This is your fault.
[ toys squeaking .]
This is your fault.
[ toys squeaking .]
What was that noise? [ toys squeaking .]
What was that noise? I don't know.
What was that noise? I don't know.
Arg.
I don't know.
Arg.
Arg.
Arg.
Arg.
Sir, sir, my boss gets back Arg.
Sir, sir, my boss gets back from Wisconsin in a week.
Sir, sir, my boss gets back from Wisconsin in a week.
You can talk to him when-- from Wisconsin in a week.
You can talk to him when-- I ain't waiting a week.
You can talk to him when-- I ain't waiting a week.
You sold me I ain't waiting a week.
You sold me a defective goldfish.
You sold me a defective goldfish.
Here's the receipt.
a defective goldfish.
Here's the receipt.
The goldfish Here's the receipt.
The goldfish wasn't defective.
The goldfish wasn't defective.
He's dead, man.
wasn't defective.
He's dead, man.
I showed you He's dead, man.
I showed you his limp lifeless carcass.
I showed you his limp lifeless carcass.
He was a healthy fish his limp lifeless carcass.
He was a healthy fish when you took him He was a healthy fish when you took him out of this store.
when you took him out of this store.
Are you saying out of this store.
Are you saying it was my fault? Are you saying it was my fault? No, no, no.
it was my fault? No, no, no.
Are you accusing me No, no, no.
Are you accusing me of murdering Timmy? Are you accusing me of murdering Timmy? Who's Timmy? of murdering Timmy? Who's Timmy? My dead goldfish, man.
Who's Timmy? My dead goldfish, man.
Try and keep up.
My dead goldfish, man.
Try and keep up.
Look, let me just give you Try and keep up.
Look, let me just give you a new goldfish for free.
Look, let me just give you a new goldfish for free.
No, no, no.
a new goldfish for free.
No, no, no.
I don't want no new goldfish.
No, no, no.
I don't want no new goldfish.
You think I want I don't want no new goldfish.
You think I want my heart broken twice? You think I want my heart broken twice? Sir.
my heart broken twice? Sir.
Look, I want my four dollars Sir.
Look, I want my four dollars and seventeen cents right now.
Look, I want my four dollars and seventeen cents right now.
Good lord, and seventeen cents right now.
Good lord, just give him the money.
Good lord, just give him the money.
I can't.
just give him the money.
I can't.
Sir, I told you, I can't.
Sir, I told you, store policy says Sir, I told you, store policy says no cash refunds.
store policy says no cash refunds.
Arg.
no cash refunds.
Arg.
Where is this store policy? Arg.
Where is this store policy? Huh? Where is it? Where is this store policy? Huh? Where is it? On the wall Huh? Where is it? On the wall in the break room.
On the wall in the break room.
Oh, freaking frack.
in the break room.
Oh, freaking frack.
We're going in the break room.
Oh, freaking frack.
We're going in the break room.
Come on.
[ toys squeaking .]
Shh, shh, shh.
Shh, shh, shh.
Aah! Aah! What are you doing here, Ray? Aah! What are you doing here, Ray? It's Captain Man, What are you doing here, Ray? It's Captain Man, and what are you doing here? It's Captain Man, and what are you doing here? I'm fighting crime.
and what are you doing here? I'm fighting crime.
You're out of uniform.
I'm fighting crime.
You're out of uniform.
I know that.
You're out of uniform.
I know that.
Because this time I know that.
Because this time Henry Hart's going Because this time Henry Hart's going to get some credit.
Henry Hart's going to get some credit.
Oh, you really to get some credit.
Oh, you really think it matters? Oh, you really think it matters? Yeah, I think it matters.
think it matters? Yeah, I think it matters.
Aah! Get off me, man.
Yeah, I think it matters.
Aah! Get off me, man.
Hey, let him go.
Aah! Get off me, man.
Hey, let him go.
You better stay back, Hey, let him go.
You better stay back, Captain Man.
You better stay back, Captain Man.
Captain Man Captain Man.
Captain Man doesn't stay back.
Captain Man doesn't stay back.
Captain Man doesn't stay back.
Captain Man moves forward.
Captain Man moves forward.
Aah, no, no, no.
moves forward.
Aah, no, no, no.
I don't need your help.
Aah, no, no, no.
I don't need your help.
I don't need your help.
I don't need your help.
I don't need your help.
[ grunting .]
Okay, a little help? How about two fistfuls of help? How about two fistfuls of help? Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh.
two fistfuls of help? Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh.
Oh.
Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh.
Oh.
Not another step, Captain.
Oh.
Not another step, Captain.
Okay.
Not another step, Captain.
Okay.
Put down the spider.
Okay.
Put down the spider.
This ain't just a spider.
Put down the spider.
This ain't just a spider.
This is a Mexican Redrump.
This ain't just a spider.
This is a Mexican Redrump.
Ah, jeez.
This is a Mexican Redrump.
Ah, jeez.
You're bluffing.
Ah, jeez.
You're bluffing.
That's not a Mexican Redrump.
You're bluffing.
That's not a Mexican Redrump.
Oh no? That's not a Mexican Redrump.
Oh no? Look at his rump.
Oh no? Look at his rump.
Oh, man, it's really red.
Look at his rump.
Oh, man, it's really red.
That's right.
Oh, man, it's really red.
That's right.
And all I have to do That's right.
And all I have to do is flip this lever And all I have to do is flip this lever and this spider is flip this lever and this spider will drop right down and this spider will drop right down onto this kid's stupid face.
will drop right down onto this kid's stupid face.
You wouldn't dare.
onto this kid's stupid face.
You wouldn't dare.
Oh, yes I would.
You wouldn't dare.
Oh, yes I would.
Unless you get inside Oh, yes I would.
Unless you get inside that animal crate.
Unless you get inside that animal crate.
I don't think so.
that animal crate.
I don't think so.
Then I'm just going I don't think so.
Then I'm just going to have to flip this lever.
Then I'm just going to have to flip this lever.
Aah, Captain Man.
to have to flip this lever.
Aah, Captain Man.
Maybe you want to get Aah, Captain Man.
Maybe you want to get in the crate because I really Maybe you want to get in the crate because I really don't want a Mexican Redrump in the crate because I really don't want a Mexican Redrump on my face.
don't want a Mexican Redrump on my face.
[ laughs .]
on my face.
[ laughs .]
Uh Ah.
Ah.
[ both .]
Ah.
Ah.
[ both .]
Ah.
[ doorbell rings .]
[ both .]
Ah.
[ doorbell rings .]
Dah.
[ doorbell rings .]
Dah.
Are you expecting someone? Dah.
Are you expecting someone? No.
Go away, please! Hey, Mr.
and Mrs.
Hart.
Jasper, we didn't say come in.
Jasper, we didn't say come in.
Right.
Where's Henry? we didn't say come in.
Right.
Where's Henry? He's at work.
Right.
Where's Henry? He's at work.
And we're busy He's at work.
And we're busy getting a couples massage.
And we're busy getting a couples massage.
Wait.
getting a couples massage.
Wait.
You got to see Wait.
You got to see what's happening on the news.
You got to see what's happening on the news.
Jasper And once again, according to Swellview police, a crazed man has taken control of a local pet store called "Pet Me" where he's holding an employee and several customers hostage, including Captain Man.
Trent, do we know what the hostage taker's demands are? No, Mary.
You asked me that five minutes ago.
We still don't know.
Hang on.
I'm getting word that we have some cell phone video footage that was just sent to us from inside the pet store.
Has there been any mention of the hostage taker's demands? Now, let's take a look at the footage taken only four minutes ago.
[ grunting .]
[ kicking .]
Hey.
Let me out of this animal carrier.
I'm uncomfortable.
Wait, push pause.
That's Henry.
Oh no.
Whoa, that is Henry.
Oh no.
Whoa, that is Henry.
I got to go help him.
Whoa, that is Henry.
I got to go help him.
Hey, wait for us! I got to go help him.
Hey, wait for us! Please let us up.
Hey, wait for us! Please let us up.
Aah! Please let us up.
Aah! You pay for two hours, Aah! You pay for two hours, you get two hours.
Sir, it's just four dollars.
Wrong.
It's four dollars Wrong.
It's four dollars and seventeen cents.
It's four dollars and seventeen cents.
Now, give me my refund.
and seventeen cents.
Now, give me my refund.
I can't violate store policy.
Now, give me my refund.
I can't violate store policy.
Then I'm going I can't violate store policy.
Then I'm going to have to break everything Then I'm going to have to break everything in this store, to have to break everything in this store, starting with your face.
in this store, starting with your face.
That's also starting with your face.
That's also against store policy.
That's also against store policy.
Aah! against store policy.
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Get over here.
Aah! Get over here.
Captain Man, Get over here.
Captain Man, can't you do something? Captain Man, can't you do something? I'm trying.
can't you do something? I'm trying.
These animal carriers I'm trying.
These animal carriers are surprisingly secure.
These animal carriers are surprisingly secure.
Well, where's Kid Danger? are surprisingly secure.
Well, where's Kid Danger? Oh.
Well, where's Kid Danger? Oh.
Well, you see, Oh.
Well, you see, sometimes Kid Danger Well, you see, sometimes Kid Danger makes irresponsible choices sometimes Kid Danger makes irresponsible choices and is unprepared makes irresponsible choices and is unprepared for a situation like this.
and is unprepared for a situation like this.
Well, Captain Man, for a situation like this.
Well, Captain Man, maybe instead of trash talking Well, Captain Man, maybe instead of trash talking Kid Danger, who I think maybe instead of trash talking Kid Danger, who I think is awesome by the way Kid Danger, who I think is awesome by the way Not today.
is awesome by the way Not today.
Whatever.
Not today.
Whatever.
Maybe if we can make these cages Whatever.
Maybe if we can make these cages fall on the floor, Maybe if we can make these cages fall on the floor, the impact will open them up.
fall on the floor, the impact will open them up.
[ grunting .]
Great.
Now we're on the floor.
Psst, Henry.
Jasper? Oh god.
Jasper? Oh god.
Dude, what are you Oh god.
Dude, what are you doing here? Dude, what are you doing here? I saw you on the news.
doing here? I saw you on the news.
I was on the news? I saw you on the news.
I was on the news? Did they mention my name? I was on the news? Did they mention my name? No.
Did they mention my name? No.
Oh, dang it.
No.
Oh, dang it.
Hey, I'm super psyched Oh, dang it.
Hey, I'm super psyched that you guys are having Hey, I'm super psyched that you guys are having a little reunion here, that you guys are having a little reunion here, but can we please focus a little reunion here, but can we please focus on the psychopath but can we please focus on the psychopath who's taken over on the psychopath who's taken over this pet store? who's taken over this pet store? Right.
this pet store? Right.
[ chuckles .]
Right.
[ chuckles .]
Hey, Captain Man, [ chuckles .]
Hey, Captain Man, it's me, Jasper.
Hey, Captain Man, it's me, Jasper.
I'm aware.
it's me, Jasper.
I'm aware.
Great.
I'm aware.
Great.
Now, here's my plan.
Great.
Now, here's my plan.
Ugh.
Now, here's my plan.
Ugh.
I'll go to the men's room.
Ugh.
I'll go to the men's room.
Yeah.
I'll go to the men's room.
Yeah.
You tell the bad guy Yeah.
You tell the bad guy you got to pee, You tell the bad guy you got to pee, like real bad.
you got to pee, like real bad.
Uh-huh.
like real bad.
Uh-huh.
Then he'll probably Uh-huh.
Then he'll probably let you go to the bathroom Then he'll probably let you go to the bathroom where I'll be waiting for you.
let you go to the bathroom where I'll be waiting for you.
Hey, could I pitch an idea? where I'll be waiting for you.
Hey, could I pitch an idea? Sure.
Hey, could I pitch an idea? Sure.
Let me out of this cage.
Sure.
Let me out of this cage.
Right.
Let me out of this cage.
Right.
[ grunting .]
Thank you, son.
Sure.
Can you let me out now? Sure.
Can you let me out now? No.
Can you let me out now? No.
Hey, Dirk! No.
Hey, Dirk! Look, I'm out! Hey, Dirk! Look, I'm out! I'm out of the thing! Look, I'm out! I'm out of the thing! What? I'm out of the thing! What? Who let you out of that carrier? What? Who let you out of that carrier? You better get back in there Who let you out of that carrier? You better get back in there right now-- Wow, that was so amazing.
Now, will you let me out of this animal box? Now, will you let me out of this animal box? Okay, you're free.
out of this animal box? Okay, you're free.
Latch is open.
Okay, you're free.
Latch is open.
Congratulations.
Latch is open.
Congratulations.
Climb out of there.
No way.
Look.
A Mexican Redrump.
I've wanted one of these spiders A Mexican Redrump.
I've wanted one of these spiders since I was little.
I've wanted one of these spiders since I was little.
So, buy one.
since I was little.
So, buy one.
Dude, they're 150 bucks.
So, buy one.
Dude, they're 150 bucks.
Hey.
Dude, they're 150 bucks.
Hey.
That's the kid who stopped Hey.
That's the kid who stopped the motorcycle bandit That's the kid who stopped the motorcycle bandit the other day.
the motorcycle bandit the other day.
And he saved Captain Man, the other day.
And he saved Captain Man, who saved us.
And he saved Captain Man, who saved us.
You're a hero.
who saved us.
You're a hero.
Again.
You're a hero.
Again.
Nah.
Again.
Nah.
Captain Man's the one Nah.
Captain Man's the one who punched him.
Captain Man's the one who punched him.
No, no.
who punched him.
No, no.
Son, we all owe you No, no.
Son, we all owe you a big wet thank you.
Son, we all owe you a big wet thank you.
Don't we, boy I don't know? a big wet thank you.
Don't we, boy I don't know? Wet? Don't we, boy I don't know? Wet? No, Henry doesn't need Wet? No, Henry doesn't need to thank me.
No, Henry doesn't need to thank me.
This guy's my best friend.
to thank me.
This guy's my best friend.
He'd have done This guy's my best friend.
He'd have done the same thing for me.
He'd have done the same thing for me.
Well, Jasper, I bet the same thing for me.
Well, Jasper, I bet you feel pretty good right now.
Well, Jasper, I bet you feel pretty good right now.
[ chuckles .]
I do.
you feel pretty good right now.
[ chuckles .]
I do.
And how about you? [ chuckles .]
I do.
And how about you? How do you feel? And how about you? How do you feel? Kind of gross? Huh? Hey.
Oh, hey, Hen.
Listen Oh, hey, Hen.
Listen I owe you an apology.
Listen I owe you an apology.
What for? I owe you an apology.
What for? For What for? For well, I mean, For well, I mean, you got all the attention well, I mean, you got all the attention for stopping you got all the attention for stopping that motorcycle guy, and for stopping that motorcycle guy, and I don't know, I guess that motorcycle guy, and I don't know, I guess it made me feel I don't know, I guess it made me feel Jealous? it made me feel Jealous? Yeah.
Jealous? Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
[ school bell rings .]
Wow.
[ school bell rings .]
I mean, don't feel bad.
[ school bell rings .]
I mean, don't feel bad.
Because maybe one day I mean, don't feel bad.
Because maybe one day you'll do something Because maybe one day you'll do something that matters.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Anyway I got you a little present Anyway I got you a little present to congratulate you I got you a little present to congratulate you for being a hero.
[ gasps .]
Is that spider's rump the color I think it is? Is that spider's rump the color I think it is? Yep.
the color I think it is? Yep.
Your very own Mexican Redrump.
Yep.
Your very own Mexican Redrump.
Whoa.
Your very own Mexican Redrump.
Whoa.
You have fun with him, okay? Whoa.
You have fun with him, okay? You're a good friend.
You have fun with him, okay? You're a good friend.
You too.
Now, what should I name you? Ooh, do you like the name Robert? Ooh, do you like the name Robert? Or how about Rumpy? the name Robert? Or how about Rumpy? Or I could also call you-- Or how about Rumpy? Or I could also call you-- Ow.
Or I could also call you-- Ow.
Ah.
Ow.
Ah.
Why'd you bite me? Ah.
Why'd you bite me? Now I got to go see Why'd you bite me? Now I got to go see the school nurse.
[ reporter .]
As you can see, the suspect is weaving through traffic on a motorcycle.
Ooh, ooh, they're going to catch him.
Oh, nuh-uh, look, he made a U-turn.
Whoa.
[ crowd chatter .]
Hey, what's going on? A live police pursuit.
The cops been chasing a guy on a motorcycle all around Swellview.
It's been going on for over an hour.
Whoa.
Let me see.
And there he goes, taking a hard turn south onto Walnut Parkway.
Right now I see two police cars in pursuit.
I bet they don't catch him.
I bet they do.
Would it kill you to agree with me once? You're so emotional.
I'm not.
You need a massage.
Arg.
Whoa.
This motorcycle guy is insane.
[ gasping .]
Did you see that? Okay, joining us now is motorcycle expert, David Harley.
Hello, Trent.
Oh, is the motorcycle chase still going on? Yes ma'am.
Whoa.
Now the motorcycle bandit seems to be turning around while riding.
Good gosh, he's taking photos of our news van.
Incredible.
Well, often, guys on motorcycles being chased by the police will turn around and take photos as a way of establishing male dominance.
Ah, yes, that makes perfect sense.
[ crowd chatter .]
Jasper, I need you to get the flag and put it out in front of the school.
Why? Because there's nothing out there now and you can't pledge allegiance to a hole in a pole.
But I want to keep watching the chase.
Flag! Okay, it looks like the motorcyclist is now headed south on Green Street in the direction of Swellview Junior High School.
Whoa.
He's coming right toward our school.
I'm going to hide in the girls' bathroom.
You realize that a criminal is riding toward this school.
Yeah.
So? So, it might be a good time for Captain Man or Kid Danger to get here.
Right.
Right.
I better go wash my nose.
Holy beans, the rogue rider just took a left-hand turn into the Swellview Junior High School parking lot and whoa, now he's riding across the grass.
Oh my gosh.
Charlotte, open the doors.
Why? Because if that motorcycle rides by, I'm going to get it on video.
But I don't-- Doors! Okay.
Miss Shapen, I got the flag.
Not now.
Look, he's coming this way.
No way, get back! I was shooting video first! Whoa, I don't think he's going to stop.
What happened? You stopped him.
Wow.
Jasper, you're a hero.
Really? Hey.
I'm here.
Look.
Jasper already took him down.
Yeah.
[ crowd chatter .]
Hey, do you mind if I get a picture? Nah, people ask me all the time.
Thanks.
Oh.
Sure.
There, done, come get your phone.
[ school bell rings .]
It all just kind of happened.
My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an after-school job.
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an after-school job.
And by accident, I wanted an after-school job.
And by accident, he made me indestructible.
And by accident, he made me indestructible.
Ah! he made me indestructible.
Ah! I went into this crazy store Ah! I went into this crazy store and met I went into this crazy store and met a pretty interesting guy.
and met a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview.
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me He turned out to be who call me He turned out to be You know the name.
He turned out to be You know the name.
Captain Man! You know the name.
Captain Man! That's right, Henry.
Captain Man! That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that being a superhero In time, I realized that being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.
being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
I needed a sidekick.
He wanted some help.
I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart Pledge to never ever ever I, Henry Hart Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone That I'm Captain Man's tell anyone That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
It is done.
secret sidekick.
It is done.
Now we blow bubbles.
It is done.
Now we blow bubbles.
And fight crime.
Now we blow bubbles.
And fight crime.
Feels good.
Call it.
Up the tube! Oh, my boot.
Ha! After the accident, the bus driver said he didn't see the woman until it was too late.
Got to look both ways.
You really do.
Yesterday, a new hero was born in Swellview, and we have him right here with us now.
Mary, why don't you get up and let the hero have a seat? Well, hello, Jasper Dunlop.
Hey, Trent.
You smell exactly how I thought you would.
Oh, good.
So Jasper, I guess the Swellview police owe you a big wet thank you for single-handedly ending that dangerous motorcycle chase yesterday.
Ah, it was no big deal.
It sure was a big deal.
A big wet deal.
Well, you know Hey! Hey, everybody! Check it out! Jasper is on the news! [ crowd chatter .]
Wait, why is Jasper on the news? Because he caught that motorcycle guy yesterday.
Oh.
Hey, guys! Jasper's on the news! I already told them.
Dang it, Sidney.
Wait, where are you going? Don't act like you care.
Wait! I have your medicine! And when I saw the guy riding the motorcycle toward me, I just held up the flag and he crashed into the pole.
Well, let's take a look at some cell phone footage from one of your fellow students.
How amazing was that? I got this, Mary.
Jasper, you impress me.
I do? Absolutely.
I'd wear a T-shirt with your face on it.
Aw, I'm so proud of Jasper.
Okay, come on, we got to get to class.
Why? We have ten more minutes.
I don't like watching the news, all right? But Jasper's on.
So? We see Jasper all the time.
I mean, pfft, sorry you love the news.
Hey, Henry.
Janie and I are having a party on Saturday night.
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
If you aren't busy, will you tell Jasper he's invited? Jasper's a hero.
Yeah, sure.
Yay.
Hero? Pfft.
I'm a super hero.
Mm, technically sidekick.
I'm a super hero.
Mm, technically sidekick.
Same thing.
Mm, technically sidekick.
Same thing.
Mm, not quite.
Same thing.
Mm, not quite.
I'm going to class.
Mm, not quite.
I'm going to class.
Hey, Charlotte, I'm going to class.
Hey, Charlotte, will you give me Jasper's Hey, Charlotte, will you give me Jasper's phone number? will you give me Jasper's phone number? Sure.
phone number? Sure.
It's area code-- Sure.
It's area code-- You don't need It's area code-- You don't need Jasper's phone number.
You don't need Jasper's phone number.
Aah! And then Jasper got to go on the news and and everyone on the news and and everyone thinks he's so awesome and everyone thinks he's so awesome and it's so not fair.
thinks he's so awesome and it's so not fair.
[ grunting .]
and it's so not fair.
[ grunting .]
Down you go.
[ grunting .]
Down you go.
Are you listening to me? Down you go.
Are you listening to me? I'm not.
Are you listening to me? I'm not.
I just don't get I'm not.
I just don't get what you're upset about.
I just don't get what you're upset about.
What's not to get? what you're upset about.
What's not to get? Charlotte gets it.
What's not to get? Charlotte gets it.
No she doesn't.
Charlotte gets it.
No she doesn't.
Well, Jasper did No she doesn't.
Well, Jasper did basically nothing Well, Jasper did basically nothing and suddenly everyone basically nothing and suddenly everyone in Swellview thinks he's a hero.
and suddenly everyone in Swellview thinks he's a hero.
And I capture bad guys with you in Swellview thinks he's a hero.
And I capture bad guys with you all the time and no one And I capture bad guys with you all the time and no one gives me any credit.
all the time and no one gives me any credit.
You get credit all the time.
gives me any credit.
You get credit all the time.
Yeah.
The Vice Mayor gave us You get credit all the time.
Yeah.
The Vice Mayor gave us those medals and a gift card Yeah.
The Vice Mayor gave us those medals and a gift card for a medium frozen yogurt.
No, Kid Danger gets the credit and the medals and the yogurt.
gets the credit and the medals and the yogurt.
But I spend most of my life and the medals and the yogurt.
But I spend most of my life as Henry Hart But I spend most of my life as Henry Hart and no one knows I do anything.
as Henry Hart and no one knows I do anything.
Just a second.
and no one knows I do anything.
Just a second.
[ grunting .]
Man, I'm good.
You know, Bork isn't even trying.
What? Yes he is.
Bork isn't even trying.
What? Yes he is.
You're trying your hardest, What? Yes he is.
You're trying your hardest, right? You're trying your hardest, right? Mm.
right? Mm.
Oh, really? Mm.
Oh, really? Okay.
Oh, really? Okay.
Well, then I want you to start Okay.
Well, then I want you to start trying your hardest right now.
Well, then I want you to start trying your hardest right now.
Mm? trying your hardest right now.
Mm? Yeah.
Mm? Yeah.
Come on, Bork.
Yeah.
Come on, Bork.
Let's see what you got.
Come on, Bork.
Let's see what you got.
Let's see if you're Let's see what you got.
Let's see if you're fast enough to catch-- Let's see if you're fast enough to catch-- [ laughs .]
fast enough to catch-- [ laughs .]
I slipped.
[ laughs .]
I slipped.
All right, my friend, I slipped.
All right, my friend, let's try that again.
All right, my friend, let's try that again.
Yeah, and I'm ready this time, let's try that again.
Yeah, and I'm ready this time, so, you better be careful, Yeah, and I'm ready this time, so, you better be careful, better watch out.
so, you better be careful, better watch out.
It's coming in fast, Bork.
better watch out.
It's coming in fast, Bork.
Come on, show me your best move.
It's coming in fast, Bork.
Come on, show me your best move.
What you got? Come on.
Come on, show me your best move.
What you got? Come on.
[ laughing .]
Okay, Bork, I think you've had enough.
I'm going to hit the shower.
I think you've had enough.
I'm going to hit the shower.
You can't wash off the pain! And we have some exciting news from the Mayor's office.
Ah.
No way.
What? Nothing.
What? Nothing.
It's not about Jasper.
Nothing.
It's not about Jasper.
Don't come over here.
It's not about Jasper.
Don't come over here.
Boy wonder, Jasper Dunlop, Don't come over here.
Boy wonder, Jasper Dunlop, is getting his own holiday.
Boy wonder, Jasper Dunlop, is getting his own holiday.
Thanks to Jasper's is getting his own holiday.
Thanks to Jasper's heroic actions last week, Thanks to Jasper's heroic actions last week, the Mayor has declared heroic actions last week, the Mayor has declared April 9th Jasper Dunlop Day the Mayor has declared April 9th Jasper Dunlop Day here in Swellview.
April 9th Jasper Dunlop Day here in Swellview.
A special day here in Swellview.
A special day for a very special young man.
He wasn't heroic.
He wasn't even she-roic.
He was nonroic.
He wasn't even she-roic.
He was nonroic.
You know, He was nonroic.
You know, Jasper's your friend.
You know, Jasper's your friend.
You shouldn't be jealous of him.
Jasper's your friend.
You shouldn't be jealous of him.
I'm not jealous.
You shouldn't be jealous of him.
I'm not jealous.
Yes you are.
I'm not jealous.
Yes you are.
You're jelly of Jasper.
Yes you are.
You're jelly of Jasper.
I'm not jelly of Jasper.
You're jelly of Jasper.
I'm not jelly of Jasper.
This is about me I'm not jelly of Jasper.
This is about me wanting more people This is about me wanting more people to pay attention to me wanting more people to pay attention to me instead of Jasper.
to pay attention to me instead of Jasper.
All right, instead of Jasper.
All right, I'm going upstairs.
All right, I'm going upstairs.
Why? I'm going upstairs.
Why? Because you're not upstairs.
Why? Because you're not upstairs.
I'm not jelly of Jasper.
Because you're not upstairs.
I'm not jelly of Jasper.
It's just not fair.
I'm not jelly of Jasper.
It's just not fair.
Why should he be-- It's just not fair.
Why should he be-- [ alarm buzzing .]
Why should he be-- [ alarm buzzing .]
Emergency at Pet Me.
[ alarm buzzing .]
Emergency at Pet Me.
Hey, R-- Emergency at Pet Me.
Hey, R-- Ba, ba, da Hey, R-- Ba, ba, da Ba, ba, ba, ba Ba, ba, da Ba, ba, ba, ba Ba, da, ba, ba, da Ba, ba, ba, ba Ba, da, ba, ba, da Ba, ba, da, da, da Ba, da, ba, ba, da Ba, ba, da, da, da Da, da, da Ba, ba, da, da, da Da, da, da I don't need Ray.
Da, da, da I don't need Ray.
[ Ray singing in shower .]
I don't need Ray.
[ Ray singing in shower .]
And I don't need all this stuff.
I'm going to show Swellview what Henry Hart can do.
Up the tube.
Da, da, da, da Da, da, da, da, da Da, da, da, da Da, da, da, da, da Da, da, da Just shut up and get in the crate.
No, please.
and get in the crate.
No, please.
Don't put me in the crate No, please.
Don't put me in the crate like an animal.
Don't put me in the crate like an animal.
Don't fight me, man.
like an animal.
Don't fight me, man.
This isn't-- Don't fight me, man.
This isn't-- Get in there.
This isn't-- Get in there.
Please, please, sir, Get in there.
Please, please, sir, you've got to stop.
Please, please, sir, you've got to stop.
Sir, you are out of control.
you've got to stop.
Sir, you are out of control.
This is your fault.
Sir, you are out of control.
This is your fault.
[ toys squeaking .]
This is your fault.
[ toys squeaking .]
What was that noise? [ toys squeaking .]
What was that noise? I don't know.
What was that noise? I don't know.
Arg.
I don't know.
Arg.
Arg.
Arg.
Arg.
Sir, sir, my boss gets back Arg.
Sir, sir, my boss gets back from Wisconsin in a week.
Sir, sir, my boss gets back from Wisconsin in a week.
You can talk to him when-- from Wisconsin in a week.
You can talk to him when-- I ain't waiting a week.
You can talk to him when-- I ain't waiting a week.
You sold me I ain't waiting a week.
You sold me a defective goldfish.
You sold me a defective goldfish.
Here's the receipt.
a defective goldfish.
Here's the receipt.
The goldfish Here's the receipt.
The goldfish wasn't defective.
The goldfish wasn't defective.
He's dead, man.
wasn't defective.
He's dead, man.
I showed you He's dead, man.
I showed you his limp lifeless carcass.
I showed you his limp lifeless carcass.
He was a healthy fish his limp lifeless carcass.
He was a healthy fish when you took him He was a healthy fish when you took him out of this store.
when you took him out of this store.
Are you saying out of this store.
Are you saying it was my fault? Are you saying it was my fault? No, no, no.
it was my fault? No, no, no.
Are you accusing me No, no, no.
Are you accusing me of murdering Timmy? Are you accusing me of murdering Timmy? Who's Timmy? of murdering Timmy? Who's Timmy? My dead goldfish, man.
Who's Timmy? My dead goldfish, man.
Try and keep up.
My dead goldfish, man.
Try and keep up.
Look, let me just give you Try and keep up.
Look, let me just give you a new goldfish for free.
Look, let me just give you a new goldfish for free.
No, no, no.
a new goldfish for free.
No, no, no.
I don't want no new goldfish.
No, no, no.
I don't want no new goldfish.
You think I want I don't want no new goldfish.
You think I want my heart broken twice? You think I want my heart broken twice? Sir.
my heart broken twice? Sir.
Look, I want my four dollars Sir.
Look, I want my four dollars and seventeen cents right now.
Look, I want my four dollars and seventeen cents right now.
Good lord, and seventeen cents right now.
Good lord, just give him the money.
Good lord, just give him the money.
I can't.
just give him the money.
I can't.
Sir, I told you, I can't.
Sir, I told you, store policy says Sir, I told you, store policy says no cash refunds.
store policy says no cash refunds.
Arg.
no cash refunds.
Arg.
Where is this store policy? Arg.
Where is this store policy? Huh? Where is it? Where is this store policy? Huh? Where is it? On the wall Huh? Where is it? On the wall in the break room.
On the wall in the break room.
Oh, freaking frack.
in the break room.
Oh, freaking frack.
We're going in the break room.
Oh, freaking frack.
We're going in the break room.
Come on.
[ toys squeaking .]
Shh, shh, shh.
Shh, shh, shh.
Aah! Aah! What are you doing here, Ray? Aah! What are you doing here, Ray? It's Captain Man, What are you doing here, Ray? It's Captain Man, and what are you doing here? It's Captain Man, and what are you doing here? I'm fighting crime.
and what are you doing here? I'm fighting crime.
You're out of uniform.
I'm fighting crime.
You're out of uniform.
I know that.
You're out of uniform.
I know that.
Because this time I know that.
Because this time Henry Hart's going Because this time Henry Hart's going to get some credit.
Henry Hart's going to get some credit.
Oh, you really to get some credit.
Oh, you really think it matters? Oh, you really think it matters? Yeah, I think it matters.
think it matters? Yeah, I think it matters.
Aah! Get off me, man.
Yeah, I think it matters.
Aah! Get off me, man.
Hey, let him go.
Aah! Get off me, man.
Hey, let him go.
You better stay back, Hey, let him go.
You better stay back, Captain Man.
You better stay back, Captain Man.
Captain Man Captain Man.
Captain Man doesn't stay back.
Captain Man doesn't stay back.
Captain Man doesn't stay back.
Captain Man moves forward.
Captain Man moves forward.
Aah, no, no, no.
moves forward.
Aah, no, no, no.
I don't need your help.
Aah, no, no, no.
I don't need your help.
I don't need your help.
I don't need your help.
I don't need your help.
[ grunting .]
Okay, a little help? How about two fistfuls of help? How about two fistfuls of help? Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh.
two fistfuls of help? Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh.
Oh.
Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh.
Oh.
Not another step, Captain.
Oh.
Not another step, Captain.
Okay.
Not another step, Captain.
Okay.
Put down the spider.
Okay.
Put down the spider.
This ain't just a spider.
Put down the spider.
This ain't just a spider.
This is a Mexican Redrump.
This ain't just a spider.
This is a Mexican Redrump.
Ah, jeez.
This is a Mexican Redrump.
Ah, jeez.
You're bluffing.
Ah, jeez.
You're bluffing.
That's not a Mexican Redrump.
You're bluffing.
That's not a Mexican Redrump.
Oh no? That's not a Mexican Redrump.
Oh no? Look at his rump.
Oh no? Look at his rump.
Oh, man, it's really red.
Look at his rump.
Oh, man, it's really red.
That's right.
Oh, man, it's really red.
That's right.
And all I have to do That's right.
And all I have to do is flip this lever And all I have to do is flip this lever and this spider is flip this lever and this spider will drop right down and this spider will drop right down onto this kid's stupid face.
will drop right down onto this kid's stupid face.
You wouldn't dare.
onto this kid's stupid face.
You wouldn't dare.
Oh, yes I would.
You wouldn't dare.
Oh, yes I would.
Unless you get inside Oh, yes I would.
Unless you get inside that animal crate.
Unless you get inside that animal crate.
I don't think so.
that animal crate.
I don't think so.
Then I'm just going I don't think so.
Then I'm just going to have to flip this lever.
Then I'm just going to have to flip this lever.
Aah, Captain Man.
to have to flip this lever.
Aah, Captain Man.
Maybe you want to get Aah, Captain Man.
Maybe you want to get in the crate because I really Maybe you want to get in the crate because I really don't want a Mexican Redrump in the crate because I really don't want a Mexican Redrump on my face.
don't want a Mexican Redrump on my face.
[ laughs .]
on my face.
[ laughs .]
Uh Ah.
Ah.
[ both .]
Ah.
Ah.
[ both .]
Ah.
[ doorbell rings .]
[ both .]
Ah.
[ doorbell rings .]
Dah.
[ doorbell rings .]
Dah.
Are you expecting someone? Dah.
Are you expecting someone? No.
Go away, please! Hey, Mr.
and Mrs.
Hart.
Jasper, we didn't say come in.
Jasper, we didn't say come in.
Right.
Where's Henry? we didn't say come in.
Right.
Where's Henry? He's at work.
Right.
Where's Henry? He's at work.
And we're busy He's at work.
And we're busy getting a couples massage.
And we're busy getting a couples massage.
Wait.
getting a couples massage.
Wait.
You got to see Wait.
You got to see what's happening on the news.
You got to see what's happening on the news.
Jasper And once again, according to Swellview police, a crazed man has taken control of a local pet store called "Pet Me" where he's holding an employee and several customers hostage, including Captain Man.
Trent, do we know what the hostage taker's demands are? No, Mary.
You asked me that five minutes ago.
We still don't know.
Hang on.
I'm getting word that we have some cell phone video footage that was just sent to us from inside the pet store.
Has there been any mention of the hostage taker's demands? Now, let's take a look at the footage taken only four minutes ago.
[ grunting .]
[ kicking .]
Hey.
Let me out of this animal carrier.
I'm uncomfortable.
Wait, push pause.
That's Henry.
Oh no.
Whoa, that is Henry.
Oh no.
Whoa, that is Henry.
I got to go help him.
Whoa, that is Henry.
I got to go help him.
Hey, wait for us! I got to go help him.
Hey, wait for us! Please let us up.
Hey, wait for us! Please let us up.
Aah! Please let us up.
Aah! You pay for two hours, Aah! You pay for two hours, you get two hours.
Sir, it's just four dollars.
Wrong.
It's four dollars Wrong.
It's four dollars and seventeen cents.
It's four dollars and seventeen cents.
Now, give me my refund.
and seventeen cents.
Now, give me my refund.
I can't violate store policy.
Now, give me my refund.
I can't violate store policy.
Then I'm going I can't violate store policy.
Then I'm going to have to break everything Then I'm going to have to break everything in this store, to have to break everything in this store, starting with your face.
in this store, starting with your face.
That's also starting with your face.
That's also against store policy.
That's also against store policy.
Aah! against store policy.
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Get over here.
Aah! Get over here.
Captain Man, Get over here.
Captain Man, can't you do something? Captain Man, can't you do something? I'm trying.
can't you do something? I'm trying.
These animal carriers I'm trying.
These animal carriers are surprisingly secure.
These animal carriers are surprisingly secure.
Well, where's Kid Danger? are surprisingly secure.
Well, where's Kid Danger? Oh.
Well, where's Kid Danger? Oh.
Well, you see, Oh.
Well, you see, sometimes Kid Danger Well, you see, sometimes Kid Danger makes irresponsible choices sometimes Kid Danger makes irresponsible choices and is unprepared makes irresponsible choices and is unprepared for a situation like this.
and is unprepared for a situation like this.
Well, Captain Man, for a situation like this.
Well, Captain Man, maybe instead of trash talking Well, Captain Man, maybe instead of trash talking Kid Danger, who I think maybe instead of trash talking Kid Danger, who I think is awesome by the way Kid Danger, who I think is awesome by the way Not today.
is awesome by the way Not today.
Whatever.
Not today.
Whatever.
Maybe if we can make these cages Whatever.
Maybe if we can make these cages fall on the floor, Maybe if we can make these cages fall on the floor, the impact will open them up.
fall on the floor, the impact will open them up.
[ grunting .]
Great.
Now we're on the floor.
Psst, Henry.
Jasper? Oh god.
Jasper? Oh god.
Dude, what are you Oh god.
Dude, what are you doing here? Dude, what are you doing here? I saw you on the news.
doing here? I saw you on the news.
I was on the news? I saw you on the news.
I was on the news? Did they mention my name? I was on the news? Did they mention my name? No.
Did they mention my name? No.
Oh, dang it.
No.
Oh, dang it.
Hey, I'm super psyched Oh, dang it.
Hey, I'm super psyched that you guys are having Hey, I'm super psyched that you guys are having a little reunion here, that you guys are having a little reunion here, but can we please focus a little reunion here, but can we please focus on the psychopath but can we please focus on the psychopath who's taken over on the psychopath who's taken over this pet store? who's taken over this pet store? Right.
this pet store? Right.
[ chuckles .]
Right.
[ chuckles .]
Hey, Captain Man, [ chuckles .]
Hey, Captain Man, it's me, Jasper.
Hey, Captain Man, it's me, Jasper.
I'm aware.
it's me, Jasper.
I'm aware.
Great.
I'm aware.
Great.
Now, here's my plan.
Great.
Now, here's my plan.
Ugh.
Now, here's my plan.
Ugh.
I'll go to the men's room.
Ugh.
I'll go to the men's room.
Yeah.
I'll go to the men's room.
Yeah.
You tell the bad guy Yeah.
You tell the bad guy you got to pee, You tell the bad guy you got to pee, like real bad.
you got to pee, like real bad.
Uh-huh.
like real bad.
Uh-huh.
Then he'll probably Uh-huh.
Then he'll probably let you go to the bathroom Then he'll probably let you go to the bathroom where I'll be waiting for you.
let you go to the bathroom where I'll be waiting for you.
Hey, could I pitch an idea? where I'll be waiting for you.
Hey, could I pitch an idea? Sure.
Hey, could I pitch an idea? Sure.
Let me out of this cage.
Sure.
Let me out of this cage.
Right.
Let me out of this cage.
Right.
[ grunting .]
Thank you, son.
Sure.
Can you let me out now? Sure.
Can you let me out now? No.
Can you let me out now? No.
Hey, Dirk! No.
Hey, Dirk! Look, I'm out! Hey, Dirk! Look, I'm out! I'm out of the thing! Look, I'm out! I'm out of the thing! What? I'm out of the thing! What? Who let you out of that carrier? What? Who let you out of that carrier? You better get back in there Who let you out of that carrier? You better get back in there right now-- Wow, that was so amazing.
Now, will you let me out of this animal box? Now, will you let me out of this animal box? Okay, you're free.
out of this animal box? Okay, you're free.
Latch is open.
Okay, you're free.
Latch is open.
Congratulations.
Latch is open.
Congratulations.
Climb out of there.
No way.
Look.
A Mexican Redrump.
I've wanted one of these spiders A Mexican Redrump.
I've wanted one of these spiders since I was little.
I've wanted one of these spiders since I was little.
So, buy one.
since I was little.
So, buy one.
Dude, they're 150 bucks.
So, buy one.
Dude, they're 150 bucks.
Hey.
Dude, they're 150 bucks.
Hey.
That's the kid who stopped Hey.
That's the kid who stopped the motorcycle bandit That's the kid who stopped the motorcycle bandit the other day.
the motorcycle bandit the other day.
And he saved Captain Man, the other day.
And he saved Captain Man, who saved us.
And he saved Captain Man, who saved us.
You're a hero.
who saved us.
You're a hero.
Again.
You're a hero.
Again.
Nah.
Again.
Nah.
Captain Man's the one Nah.
Captain Man's the one who punched him.
Captain Man's the one who punched him.
No, no.
who punched him.
No, no.
Son, we all owe you No, no.
Son, we all owe you a big wet thank you.
Son, we all owe you a big wet thank you.
Don't we, boy I don't know? a big wet thank you.
Don't we, boy I don't know? Wet? Don't we, boy I don't know? Wet? No, Henry doesn't need Wet? No, Henry doesn't need to thank me.
No, Henry doesn't need to thank me.
This guy's my best friend.
to thank me.
This guy's my best friend.
He'd have done This guy's my best friend.
He'd have done the same thing for me.
He'd have done the same thing for me.
Well, Jasper, I bet the same thing for me.
Well, Jasper, I bet you feel pretty good right now.
Well, Jasper, I bet you feel pretty good right now.
[ chuckles .]
I do.
you feel pretty good right now.
[ chuckles .]
I do.
And how about you? [ chuckles .]
I do.
And how about you? How do you feel? And how about you? How do you feel? Kind of gross? Huh? Hey.
Oh, hey, Hen.
Listen Oh, hey, Hen.
Listen I owe you an apology.
Listen I owe you an apology.
What for? I owe you an apology.
What for? For What for? For well, I mean, For well, I mean, you got all the attention well, I mean, you got all the attention for stopping you got all the attention for stopping that motorcycle guy, and for stopping that motorcycle guy, and I don't know, I guess that motorcycle guy, and I don't know, I guess it made me feel I don't know, I guess it made me feel Jealous? it made me feel Jealous? Yeah.
Jealous? Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
[ school bell rings .]
Wow.
[ school bell rings .]
I mean, don't feel bad.
[ school bell rings .]
I mean, don't feel bad.
Because maybe one day I mean, don't feel bad.
Because maybe one day you'll do something Because maybe one day you'll do something that matters.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Anyway I got you a little present Anyway I got you a little present to congratulate you I got you a little present to congratulate you for being a hero.
[ gasps .]
Is that spider's rump the color I think it is? Is that spider's rump the color I think it is? Yep.
the color I think it is? Yep.
Your very own Mexican Redrump.
Yep.
Your very own Mexican Redrump.
Whoa.
Your very own Mexican Redrump.
Whoa.
You have fun with him, okay? Whoa.
You have fun with him, okay? You're a good friend.
You have fun with him, okay? You're a good friend.
You too.
Now, what should I name you? Ooh, do you like the name Robert? Ooh, do you like the name Robert? Or how about Rumpy? the name Robert? Or how about Rumpy? Or I could also call you-- Or how about Rumpy? Or I could also call you-- Ow.
Or I could also call you-- Ow.
Ah.
Ow.
Ah.
Why'd you bite me? Ah.
Why'd you bite me? Now I got to go see Why'd you bite me? Now I got to go see the school nurse.