How to Survive Being Single (2020) s02e08 Episode Script

You're so annoying!
Come, help me with
-It needs salt.
-Yes.
-Sebas!
-More salt.
How's the most famous
director in all Mexico this morning?
-Are you nervous about the final show?
-No, more nostalgic.
Wistful? Don't be silly.
Alexa, play music for ridiculous people.
Alexa, play couples music.
-What?
-I knew it!
Knew what?
Okay, fine, there's something between us.
But it's healthy.
What you could have had
if you hadn't dumped a really cool person
for a total psycho.
Mafer's living the dream.
Dating someone cool and decent.
Billy Boy was a fail.
Just so you know, I'm not dating Samantha.
And Natalia and I
we could be on better terms.
I think it's self-sabotage.
Really?
Natalia could be the one.
It's not as simple as that, Gonzo.
She's also my business partner.
What if it doesn't work?
Gonzo and I are friends and we're dating.
We are?
I mean, it's not a big deal.
What matters is Natalia deserves
an explanation.
Fish?
-Why are you here?
-Hey.
Dude. Gonzo.
I clogged the WC.
I need you to call someone to fix it.
You can fix it yourself.
Also,
what's up with Daniel?
Kick him out or get me a bunk bed.
If you please.
Of course, Fish. I'll call the plumber.
-He's back.
-Yes.
Great!
Hi, Sebas.
Hey, Nat.
Listen, I want to talk to you.
-Can I see you?
-Yes. Actually,
I have a lot to say, too.
Want to get a coffee?
Yes. Coffee is good.
I can come and get you.
Okay.
Okay, bye.
HOW TO SURVIVE BEING SINGLE
What's up?
I'm just gonna
-Hello?
-Chief!
-Vadhir's missing since yesterday.
-Oh, what?
He was supposed to be here.
The producers wanted to see him
before the show.
Chief? What should I do?
I don't know. Look for him everywhere.
Then let me know.
Call the understudy?
No, absolutely not!
He's the worst actor in Mexico!
He is the worst.
We can't have the fill-in
-do the last performance, Natalia.
-No.
Okay.
Give me a second before
start calling. This won't take long.
We have to fix this.
Okay. Let's go find him.
Let's go.
-Hey, Sebi!
-Vadhir has vanished.
The film producers are coming today!
I need Vadhir for the movie!
Relax. I've seen every episode of
Inspector Gadget. I know what to do.
Why are we here?
The Derbezes are regulars,
and they drink 24/7.
Let's go find him, Fabiana.
It's 11:00 in the morning!
Mafer, they're day-drinks.
Don't judge!
Oh, cool, day drinkers.
They haven't seen the Derbezes.
I don't know his whereabouts.
Fine, how much do you want
for the data?
-A thousand?
-No.
If I knew, I wouldn't tell you.
I'm loyal to my lord.
You call him "master"?
-He's unbelievable.
-Right?
I need to know if Vadhir
is in this house or not.
I won't tell no one.
Least of all, you.
Why "least of all me"?
You asshole!
Don't play dumb with me.
-What are you doing?
-Go away.
Sorry!
And that? You almost killed him!
-How can he not know?
-He said he wouldn't tell you.
Okay, fine. Sorry.
Hi, Sebi?
Fish, tell me you found him.
No, we haven't found him,
but I feel like we're getting closer.
Are you drinking?
Yes, it was two for one.
I can't resist.
But we've set up base camp.
We're all here working hard.
-You all suck.
-What?
Come here, help me!
-Why?
-Won't be long.
What you doing?
-Come on!
-Private property!
If we run fast, he won't catch us.
-Did you see him? Come on.
-No way.
911. What's your emergency?
We're looking for
Vadhir Derbez, the actor.
He's disappeared.
Maybe he's with Leonardo DiCaprio.
This is an emergency.
No time for jokes.
What service is this?
Who's your boss?
-Miss?
-Well,
at least they're not
yelling at each other.
-They're going to call the police!
-Just trust me.
-I won't go to jail!
-Please.
What's this? What's with all the mascots?
Why are the What the?
They're furries.
Vadhir likes furry sex.
How do you know Vadhir likes furry sex?
Don't ask.
Have you seen Vadhir?
Have you seen Vadhir?
No, he left his housekeys.
-Anything?
-Nothing.
Dude, people have the weirdest fetishes.
The thing is
I don't know what more I can do.
Is everything going to fall apart again?
Like what happened with Farré?
With that movie?
No, relax. He'll turn up.
You have a lucky play.
You're great and people know it.
You don't need him.
I know, but he has to perform.
He will.
We just have to wait a little
for someone to call us.
Just wait a bit.
While we wait,
I really need to talk to you.
Sorry, you're right. We have to talk.
Okay.
-I made the decision
-Sorry! It could be him.
It's Lorenza.
-Hello.
-Have you found Vadhir?
No, Lorenza. I deployed all the troops,
but we can't find him.
We'll use the understudy.
You can't lose the main actor
on the last day.
The producer is coming!
Look, I know! I get it.
-Your career will be over.
-Sure.
-It's your turn to do a movie.
-Okay.
-Find him.
-We will.
This isn't a joke.
We can't talk now, can we?
Think about it.
After everything we've built together,
we got to see this past.
-Yes?
-Yes.
-Okay.
-Yes.
Let's see.
If I didn't want anyone to find me,
who could find me
anywhere in the world?
I don't know.
I know! No way, I've got it!
-What?
-Oh, no.
-No! What a drag!
-What?
Godmother, your bail has been paid.
I'm out of here, girls!
I love you all!
Pork Rind, stop biting ears off.
Bye, Godmother, I'm gonna miss you!
Thank you!
-Are you kidding me?
-I'm so sorry.
This is an absolute last resort.
Samantha's a professional stalker.
Oh, my knight in shining armor!
Thank you, Samantha. You have talent too.
-Hi, what are you doing here?
-Hello.
She's like the dragon
that helps the knight
rescue his princess. I love it.
Cool, you're a dragon. Smile.
-Samantha. Focus.
-Focus.
-Concentrate.
-Okay.
I will give you
the most important mission of your life.
Whatever you need, my little racoon.
Seal it in blood?
No need. Thanks.
Move it along, my little raccoon.
Let's go, please.
Little raccoon.
And nobody knows where he is.
Have faith, my little raccoon.
His manager's profile. There we go.
She published a story.
We'll put that
into my geolocator.
This will never work! I mean
-There he is.
-Really?
Okay. Alexa, take us to
35 Laureles.
Seat belts. Let's go!
HOME FOR THE ELDERLY
DR. FERNANDO RASÉ
Seriously? A retirement home?
No way he's here.
-I don't know.
-Social media is never wrong, kid.
Say kid again
So tiny, so much aggression!
I'll show you aggression.
Sebastián, we're wasting time
instead of doing something useful.
Please calm down.
Go that way, we'll go up.
No, I want to
Raccoon!
-Vadhir!
-Don't yell.
-Don't come in.
-Be right back.
Sir, do you know Vadhir?
-Daniel, is that you?
-No, Vadhir.
Sorry!
Vadhir?
Have you seen Vadhir?
Vadhir?
Vadhir's here?
Have you No? Okay.
Help me find Vadhir please.
My boyfriend's gonna dump me.
-No, not here!
-Found him?
-What?
-Vadhir?
-Is that him?
-Vadhir? What's going on?
Xiadani, why you here?
I'm his manager.
I thought you were his shaman.
Vadhir, are you okay?
Do we know each other?
I don't have time to play.
It's me, Sebastián.
-He doesn't recognize you.
-What do you mean?
I'm your friend, your director.
We had a foursome.
What they do to him?
Tomorrow 50 First Dates 3 starts shooting.
How is that proper?
He's and old man with Alzheimer's.
When he gets into character,
we lose him, can't get him out.
Great for him.
But he has a signed contract
to do the final performance.
You can take him as he is,
but he won't remember his lines.
This is what happens
when memory is lost.
It's devastating.
He's acting.
Let's use the understudy.
I hate that guy.
I don't want him in my play.
Look, Vadhir!
Who is that handsome guy?
It's me.
-No, the other one.
-That's you.
Remember? It was our first photo.
They called us "Vadhastiàn."
When we went on our first mountain trip
and we cuddled looking at the stars.
That doesn't matter.
When we went to the sauna
I told you it wasn't the cold,
it's your micropenis.
-He's scaring me.
-Yes.
Honey,
you're going to act
whether you want to or not.
Let's go.
Take the dog.
In the end, all three beat me up,
but it was cool.
No way!
-You've only fucked four times!
-It was great.
And that's a lot.
Which fruit is the best lubricant?
-Not kiwi.
-Banana.
Sebas!
I found him!
How?
-Where?
-Samantha helped.
Who?
-Who?
-You're with Natalia
and you went looking for Samantha?
You idiot.
She helped me. You're wasted.
No, we're not, man.
We're experiencing life
like artists.
To get into Vadhir's headspace.
So we can think like him.
Exactly.
We tried to help
and you're messing up.
Raccoon, help me!
-Oh, God!
-Gotta go. The show's starting,
and I got to cure an old man
of Alzheimer's. Bye.
What are you doing?
-He's heavy! Help!
-Push his buttocks!
-Push!
-Get in there!
-Come on!
-Rosita
Not Rosita.
If Samantha were a fruit,
-She would be?
-A mango.
-Yeah.
-That's right.
-Avocado.
-Mamey.
-No, that's him.
-He's got the avocado tattoo.
-That's right.
-I had my reasons.
-What's wrong with him?
-Help me.
Don't ask. Just take him to makeup.
We've had the first call.
Samantha, I have to get ready.
Enjoy your parole and take care.
Thank you!
Don't forget what I did for you!
I love you.
How are we doing? Is he ready?
-He isn't set. He's not reacting.
-Vadhir.
You're going to ruin the final show.
What?
Smurfs do exist.
Look, you idiot, focus.
Focus. You're going
to go out there and act!
Chief, it's the second call.
Please call the understudy.
No, Natalia!
I'm not letting that idiot on!
He's a better actor than him.
He won't even stand up.
Okay. You're gonna regret it.
-Hey, you!
-Me?
-Yes, you. Get over here.
-Me, sir?
-Yes, you.
-Me?
-Me?
-Yes, listen, Humberto.
Concentrate. This is your opportunity.
But what about Master Vadhir?
Master? He's not a master.
Vadhir is useless.
Nobody is irreplaceable. Got it?
-Go!
-Thank you!
Don't touch me, Humberto!
-Go! Focus!
-No.
I'm focused!
What?
-Focus the mind.
-Stop talking nonsense.
-I studied at National Theater.
-Where?
It's my moment!
You should have done
fruit therapy with Samantha!
Focus. Everything will be fine.
It will go okay.
Sebas.
This is the third call.
Come here.
Listen for a second.
I'm leaving for Los Angeles today
for a job.
-What?
-Places.
No! Why?
Please, for once, listen to me.
If I don't say it now, I never will.
Why is he here?
Natalia, don't do this to me now.
Not everything is about you.
I know. I'm sorry.
I need to focus on myself.
My dreams, my plans, my life.
I'm glad for your achievements,
but it's time I go pursue my own.
I understand, but
Won't spend my life
taking photos of you
with your groupies.
It sucks.
What do I see in the distance?
My life doesn't revolve around yours.
I know. Please give me a minute.
-No.
-One minute, please.
Our time has gone.
It's okay. I don't blame you
for not wanting anything more.
It's okay.
But I think you have an emptiness
and so much fear inside
that it's become your worst enemy.
The person you are today is different
than the one who drew me in
a long time ago.
Honestly,
I want to turn off how I feel.
I think it's best for me to go.
Gordin?
That was Sebastian's cue.
I wish you the best
and hope you find what you're looking for.
-Take this final advice.
-What do I see in the distance?
The happiness you're looking for
isn't out there.
Gordin!
You need to heal your wounds
or you'll bleed out.
Gordin?
Are you there, Gordin?
No, please, Nat!
Isn't it your line?
What do I see in the distance?
Gordin?
They're Linix.
Their planet vanished, so
I don't know how they got this far.
This is the happiest day of my life.
I don't understand what's happening.
It must be an allegory.
Humberto Zurita is Vadhir's future
and also a mirror for Sebastián.
-It's brilliant.
-Hell yeah.
-What is?
-It's an allegory.
It's an allegory.
Obviously.
We have to learn how to love each other.
Love will keep us together.
-Another allegory.
-Another one.
AFTER EVERYTHING WE BUILT TOGETHER
WE NEED TO FINISH IT -NaT.
and won't eat organic food,
but we will eat shit,
I swear, but you can't die, Badù!
No! I know that we destroyed the world,
we smashed it to bits.
But you can't die.
We're not the same species,
but we will be saved.
We will be saved!
We're not the same species,
but we're going to escape.
-Be saved.
-We'll escape, Badù.
-Saved.
-No!
We'll escape.
Go on, Humberto.
We'll escape, Badù.
-Stay with me!
-She's supposed to stay with me.
-I'm your understudy.
-Not now, young man.
I love her! I love Badù!
I'm in love with her, with Badù!
I'm in love with her!
I'm in love with her.
He's going to?
Nat!
Natalia!
Natalia, forgive me!
What?
Forgive me.
Sebas!
Natalia!
-Stop the car!
-What the hell?
Sebastián! Are you okay?
Sebastián?
Oh, no!
I have to tell you
something.
I was an idiot, Nat.
You
You've always been there.
Sebas,
please don't leave me.
Don't leave me. Don't go.
Don't stand there staring,
call an ambulance!
Sebas!
Sebas, no!
I'm dying here, Nat!
I love Badú!
My nipples!
I love Badú!
Humberto, finish the play.
Prove you are a good actor!
Finish it!
Here they come with torches.
Here we come with
Let go of me!
Let go of me, Vadhir! I'm your understudy!
-Let him see me!
-Nobody wants to see you!
Get off me, asshole!
Genius! Bravo! Now, that's art, damn it!
We have a movie.
And a director.
You and me, Venice.
Berlin! Taking the Golden Bear.
You know it.
We'll take the international capitals
and leave Sebastián Bolivia?
-I love it!
-Let's do it.
Sebi! Sebi! Sebi!
It's him, it's Mr. Awesome!
Can we not fuck today?
Okay.
I'm glad you said it. I'm exhausted too.
It isn't weird, is it?
of course not.
we can watch some tv, not do anything.
Let's spoon.
Really? I thought you'd never ask!
-Did you fart?
-That was you?
Yes, you did! What a breach of trust.
Welcome back,
Fish.
Hey, Sebas!
Samantha, what are you doing here?
I was close by and wondered
if you wanted to get brunch.
I don't think it's a good idea.
I know. You must think the worst of me.
It's not that, it's just
I'm going through a strange time.
Sebas!
The thing with my ex's car
was a misunderstanding.
I couldn't process how he'd left me.
I was really frustrated.
He just left, out of nowhere.
It really hurt me.
I've been hurt in past relationships.
And I've made terrible decisions.
Haven't we all?
I know I have.
The best people in my life
tend to leave all of a sudden.
I know I can be super intense sometimes,
but I try to be better every day.
Come on. Let's go.
I'm meeting some friends.
Okay.
That's all I wanted to say.
Sam!
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Gaby Espino is so hot!
Can she be on my fuck list?
Sure, she's not good.
-How do you know?
-As you think?
-What?
-I've had a life!
-What's up?
-We haven't seen each other
without drama, and your blown.
Come on, man.
I'm not that drunk.
Hey. Where's Sebi?
He went to get more coffee.
-By himself?
-Yes.
You're crazy, Gonzo?
How could you let him go alone?
He's too fragile.
He could go back to the cult.
Hold on. He's the one who let Natalia go.
-That's enough, Fabiana!
-It's true.
-Guys!
-What's going on?
Change the channel!
Turn on Buongiorno Mexiquito!
Okay!
Yes, Renata. Everyone wants to know
if the rumors are true.
Yes, they are.
My little raccoon and I
are in a relationship.
We're in love! Let's hear it for us!
Tell us, Sebas,
when did this magical love story begin?
Yes.
Wasn't this woman gone?
This is very strange.
Turkey time!
No fucking way!
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