Inspector Gadget (2015) s02e08 Episode Script
What is... the MADtrix - Most Extreme Gadget Challenge
1 Inspector - Gadget! Inspector Gadget! Inspector - Gadget! Inspector Gadget! Go Go Gadget, Go! Go Go Gadget, Go! Inspector - Gadget! Inspector Gadget! Go Go Gadget, Go! Inspector Gadget! Ahhhhh! DR.
CLAW! DR.
CLAW! DR.
CLAW! It is I, Dr.
Claw! Grand exalted high leader of Earth! Which I have conveniently renamed: Clawgeria! WAIT! No one celebrates yet! My world takeover is not complete, without my greatest nemesis to witness it! Where IS GADGET?! Behold oh, great and wise leader.
Your greatest enemy Here-I-am-exalted-leader.
May-I-interest-you-in-a-tasty- snack? Go-go-MAD-servant-Gadget-grape - peeler! Uncle Claw What how it's you! Realistic, huh? The MADtrix is the best thing I've ever coded! Except for that whole uh, jester costume thing.
Well furball whatdoyasay we use the MADtrix for my evil scheme! Where we trap Gadget in a virtual computer world, without even lifting a finger! I guess the MADtrix was OK but computers are just a fad! Yeah, you're right.
The MADTrix isn't for everyone.
It's more of a Baron Von Steeltoe idea.
Ha! Seeya.
Talon If you think that pitiful attempt to shame me is going to work You'd be right! We'll put your internet-webasite-megabitadox plan into action! Effective IMMEDIATELY! Yes! But woe unto you, Talon if your "technology" fails.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Ummm that's weird.
Whoa! Whoaa! Unicycling is great cardio! Correction.
That's weird.
Brain! The holo-room's glitching! Huh Don't worry Penny, it's all just a game anyway.
Holo-training can never replace real-world training.
Uh nice holo-avatar, Chief? The holo-room has been hacked! Talon is trying to block my avatar! He's created a holo-world, in which you three are now trapped! You must shut down his evil scheme, but carefully! MAD's sim-program is eerily real.
Looks like whatever world Talon's coded he's still building it.
Who knows what he's got planned for us.
HOPSCOTCH! Whatever computer game MAD is up to, we have to win! Uncle Gadget's not taking this holo-danger seriously.
I can hold my own in any sim-enviroment, But he's a bit too, uh I was thinking: "old-fashioned.
" We better keep our eyes PENNY! WELCOME TO THE MADTRIX! JUST SO YOU DON'T FEEL HOMESICK I can't believe Talon programmed this whole thing! It's almost as big as his massive ego! Speaking of massive egos If I know Talon, that's where he's keeping the source code for this whole program.
Brain! I'm gonna shut this MADtrix down.
I- Brain? Brain? - Whoa! Uh, yeah.
Nice holo-avatar, Brain.
Now keep an eye on Uncle Gadget! Remind me not to get Talon to decorate my house.
Maybe you'd prefer something in a winter motif? It just got better.
I removed the MADtrix's safety protocols! Now, whatever happens to you INSIDE it happens to you for real! So your head is going to stay that huge forever? Ow! Okay.
That's hot.
Like, really hot This is not good for Uncle Gadget.
I'd be more worried about you.
Hey! Shoo! Wild holo-dog! Shoo! Wait that expression! One that no real dog would have! Of course! You must be my GAME-GUIDE! Oh wise one, show me how to get more points than MAD and win the game for HQ! Brain! Red Alert! Very red alert! Everything that happens to us in the MADtrix happens to us for real! Oooohh that was close.
I better start collecting some extra lives! Who set your skill level to Nervous-nellie? Let go! I wanna win this level! Go Go Gadget Handcuffs! Now! Off to find some holo-power-ups.
You won't get the real MADtrix experience by hanging around.
Sorry, my pun programming isn't fully online yet You may be the only one of us with a weird floating head, but you're not the only one with mad cyber-skillz! What are you doing? I don't like this! Hey! No hacking in the MADtrix! I know this sim! Big mistake Talon, I uh, what's with the get-up? Easy we're on the moon! Boy I miss oxygen! Even if it's only holo-oxygen! You could say I took your breath away.
BAM! Pun programming, online.
Everyone knows bonus points are the key to winning any game! See, game-guide? Everything's fine! Wowsers! We can see the whole holo world! The game even sounds real! Much better.
Alright, Talon.
I'm done Sim-Playing! I'm taking this hack battle to the source.
You think you can beat me at my own hack? What? Encryption software? No fair! Ahhh isn't this relaxing!? Yeah! That's what this game is missing: a wild gadget-copter ride! Time to prove computer technology has a place in MAD's schemes! By deleting Inspector Gadget! Come on, Talon.
Do you really wanna do this? Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
I know just how to deal with this.
Go Go Gadget Jet Pack.
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Ha ha! This is holo-priceless! Those Gadget-seeking missiles are gonna end this once and for all! Excuse me? Game-master? Can you direct me to the holo-restrooms? Uh No! MADtrix! Delete source code building! Change location! Shut down missile programs! Do anything! Looks like your coding is too real for even you to handle, Talon.
Now to get us to a safe place to watch the destruction.
I know just the place! That's my cue to leave Congratulations Gadget! You shut down Talon's MADtrix program! MAD's got nothing on my high score! Let's play again! No! You know what, Talon? You were right.
I was? Yes.
Maybe computers do have their uses.
Next time, Gadget! Next time! Why do you keep choosing evil lairs with such extreme environments: Glaciers, volcanoes, the core of THE SUN!? Have you truly learned nothing about being an evil villain? Soon we begin a plan that will finally annihilate Gadget forever.
Now we're talking! So what's it gonna be: Micro-bomb, lethal virus, dropping a large rock on him? We will rid the world of Gadget, via the most dangerous thing in the world: A Japanese Game Show.
I give up MADcat will be host and you will control MADcat's robo-host body.
You know she's a cat right? I should do it.
I'm the perfect TV host! You're lucky I even let you watch television.
MADcat will be host.
You can translate for her.
Hello.
HELLO.
Perfect Medical Professional? Oh! Oh! Grape fruit scrutinizer? Doctor? Doctor! Next word? Dr.
Hand? Dr.
Spaghettipants? No Meatball dance party.
Dr.
Claw! Arrf! Wowsers! I love charades almost as much as I love inspector gadgeting.
Looks like it's my turn.
Go Go Gadget Charader! Stumped you! It was the leaning tower of Pisa! GADGET! Chief! Are you on my team? Ahh! We received an invitation for our top agent to be a contestant on the new Japanese game show: Extreme Happy Challenge Danger Show.
That's amazing! I'm very popular in Japan, you know! Gadget, you're our best agent, so make us proud.
This invitation will self-destruct.
You can count on us, Chief.
Toasted marshmallow! You never told me you knew advanced charades, Chief.
Wow.
Tokyo.
Home of rampaging lizard monsters.
I love it! Hmm.
That host looks familiar.
Something smells fishy.
That's just squid-yakitori.
Can't get enough! Better save some for later.
Let's get to the show.
I watch a lot of game shows, so I can give you pointers.
Always, buy a vowel.
Answer in the form of a question.
And remember, no whammy's no matter what.
Go Go Gadget Whammy! See? Whammys are always bad.
You're welcome.
There's something not right here.
It's feeling a little MAD-y.
Keep a close eye on Uncle Gadget.
I'm gonna snoop around.
Looks like my niece is going to get good seats in the live audience.
Hmm, you suddenly look shorter.
Or maybe I suddenly got taller.
Either way, may the best contestant win.
Begin the show and remember, just follow my script I worked really hard on it.
You didn't lose the script did you? Hmm No, I totally have it in my hand right now! Now, please, let me direct.
Lights! Camera! ACTION! Welcome to EXTREME HAPPY CHALLENGE DANGER SHOW.
Please welcome your host a-Catmad McRealguy-San.
I'm sorry, I don't speak that dialect of Japanese.
Must be from a coastal region.
Ughhh! The first competition is called Danger Sushi Eat More Bad Stomach Indigestion FUN Hurt Much.
Eat all sushi before you are lit up by hot breath of Master Kaiju.
Go Go Gadget Thermometer.
That sushi is practically raw! Sushi is supposed to be raw! One moment.
Go Go Gadget Oven Gloves.
Off, off, OFF!!! Mmm.
Extra-Well-Done, Go Go Gadget Sushi Eater.
Now that's what I call good sushi.
Congratulations, contestant-sans.
But the next round will be killer.
I know MAD is up to something, but what!? Hmm.
The shooting script for the game show! EXTREME HAPPY CHALLENGE DANGER SHOW created by Dr.
Claw! Produced by MAD!!! Hosted by MADcat!!!! Well, At least I'll know what's in store.
I've got to stop this game show! First you have to get through me! I can do that! Welcome to the next challenge.
Called: The Move Painful Wall Laugh Bone Smash Happy Hole.
If you don't make it through the assigned hole in each wall, you will be crushed into tiny bits.
The first contestant to ring the bell wins umm points.
How many points? It doesn't matter.
A billion.
Easy.
Peasy.
Gadget squeeze-y.
Go Go Gadget Shape Fitters! Go Go Gadget Contortion-thingy! Excuse me ma'am, have you seen a little girl run by? No.
Oh well that's OK.
Would you like to go for coffee some time? Or maybe a movie? No thank you.
That was close.
It's really helpful that MAD puts their logo on everything.
The bell is so close! Can our contestants-sans survive? Man, they're getting through all the holes.
Well, let's see them get through this one.
Hmm, this one's a bit of a thinker! Go Go Gadget Wall Demolisher! Not what I had in mind.
Whaaaa! Looks like we both got here at the same time, fellow competitor.
We'll call it a tie.
A tie it is.
And that means sudden death in the TASTY NICE POISON CHOP STICK FLYING SILLY DANCE OUCH GAUNTLET.
Heh, he may have gotten through the first two challenges, but there is no way he'll survive the third.
Talon! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! This isn't anything like I planned.
What's with all the dogs? Dogs?! What channel are you on? Umm.
Wait.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I got it! Stop messing with my channels, Talon.
Okay! Back to work.
I love working alone.
Allows me to practice my singing: La La LA LA La la la.
Oh! Hey, we're back on.
The next challenge is simple.
All you have to do is ring that bell.
and not get crushed or poisoned or fall and go splat.
Sounds fair.
Oh?! You forfeit? Looks like I win.
You both win.
How nice.
Both win a lifetime supply of DESTRUCTION! It's really hard to see in here with all these things flying around! Go Go Gadget Radar! Ooh.
Charades!? That's my favorite game.
Okay? Leave?! No? Walk away? Go? My turn.
Go Go Gadget Charader! Stumped you! It was The Sound of Music! Fine! We'll do it the easy way! Ooh, is this the blender we both win? It's very modern.
Sorry Talon, show's over! Let go! You let go! Oh you want to play, charades too? Best game show ever.
You're a cat, in a robotic suit! Evil villain hench pet! Oh I know, you're a watermelon! I know! You're a crazy robot! I win charades again! What's my prize!? A niece!? Best prize ever! Oh no! The host seems really upset that he lost charades.
Here, take this consolation prize.
Wowsers, that host really knows how to make an exit.
Sorry I'm late I was WOW! What happened here? Well, it turns out that the game show was actually MAD and Gadget single handedly went on a mission to defeat them!? If by mission you mean game show, then to you I say arigato! No way.
I am not doing it.
I did it last time! Well, someone's gotta tell him he's watching the wrong channel.
SO CLOSE TO GETTING GADGET! As soon as this Roast Chicken is done!!
CLAW! DR.
CLAW! DR.
CLAW! It is I, Dr.
Claw! Grand exalted high leader of Earth! Which I have conveniently renamed: Clawgeria! WAIT! No one celebrates yet! My world takeover is not complete, without my greatest nemesis to witness it! Where IS GADGET?! Behold oh, great and wise leader.
Your greatest enemy Here-I-am-exalted-leader.
May-I-interest-you-in-a-tasty- snack? Go-go-MAD-servant-Gadget-grape - peeler! Uncle Claw What how it's you! Realistic, huh? The MADtrix is the best thing I've ever coded! Except for that whole uh, jester costume thing.
Well furball whatdoyasay we use the MADtrix for my evil scheme! Where we trap Gadget in a virtual computer world, without even lifting a finger! I guess the MADtrix was OK but computers are just a fad! Yeah, you're right.
The MADTrix isn't for everyone.
It's more of a Baron Von Steeltoe idea.
Ha! Seeya.
Talon If you think that pitiful attempt to shame me is going to work You'd be right! We'll put your internet-webasite-megabitadox plan into action! Effective IMMEDIATELY! Yes! But woe unto you, Talon if your "technology" fails.
Gotcha.
Okay.
Ummm that's weird.
Whoa! Whoaa! Unicycling is great cardio! Correction.
That's weird.
Brain! The holo-room's glitching! Huh Don't worry Penny, it's all just a game anyway.
Holo-training can never replace real-world training.
Uh nice holo-avatar, Chief? The holo-room has been hacked! Talon is trying to block my avatar! He's created a holo-world, in which you three are now trapped! You must shut down his evil scheme, but carefully! MAD's sim-program is eerily real.
Looks like whatever world Talon's coded he's still building it.
Who knows what he's got planned for us.
HOPSCOTCH! Whatever computer game MAD is up to, we have to win! Uncle Gadget's not taking this holo-danger seriously.
I can hold my own in any sim-enviroment, But he's a bit too, uh I was thinking: "old-fashioned.
" We better keep our eyes PENNY! WELCOME TO THE MADTRIX! JUST SO YOU DON'T FEEL HOMESICK I can't believe Talon programmed this whole thing! It's almost as big as his massive ego! Speaking of massive egos If I know Talon, that's where he's keeping the source code for this whole program.
Brain! I'm gonna shut this MADtrix down.
I- Brain? Brain? - Whoa! Uh, yeah.
Nice holo-avatar, Brain.
Now keep an eye on Uncle Gadget! Remind me not to get Talon to decorate my house.
Maybe you'd prefer something in a winter motif? It just got better.
I removed the MADtrix's safety protocols! Now, whatever happens to you INSIDE it happens to you for real! So your head is going to stay that huge forever? Ow! Okay.
That's hot.
Like, really hot This is not good for Uncle Gadget.
I'd be more worried about you.
Hey! Shoo! Wild holo-dog! Shoo! Wait that expression! One that no real dog would have! Of course! You must be my GAME-GUIDE! Oh wise one, show me how to get more points than MAD and win the game for HQ! Brain! Red Alert! Very red alert! Everything that happens to us in the MADtrix happens to us for real! Oooohh that was close.
I better start collecting some extra lives! Who set your skill level to Nervous-nellie? Let go! I wanna win this level! Go Go Gadget Handcuffs! Now! Off to find some holo-power-ups.
You won't get the real MADtrix experience by hanging around.
Sorry, my pun programming isn't fully online yet You may be the only one of us with a weird floating head, but you're not the only one with mad cyber-skillz! What are you doing? I don't like this! Hey! No hacking in the MADtrix! I know this sim! Big mistake Talon, I uh, what's with the get-up? Easy we're on the moon! Boy I miss oxygen! Even if it's only holo-oxygen! You could say I took your breath away.
BAM! Pun programming, online.
Everyone knows bonus points are the key to winning any game! See, game-guide? Everything's fine! Wowsers! We can see the whole holo world! The game even sounds real! Much better.
Alright, Talon.
I'm done Sim-Playing! I'm taking this hack battle to the source.
You think you can beat me at my own hack? What? Encryption software? No fair! Ahhh isn't this relaxing!? Yeah! That's what this game is missing: a wild gadget-copter ride! Time to prove computer technology has a place in MAD's schemes! By deleting Inspector Gadget! Come on, Talon.
Do you really wanna do this? Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
I know just how to deal with this.
Go Go Gadget Jet Pack.
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Ha ha! This is holo-priceless! Those Gadget-seeking missiles are gonna end this once and for all! Excuse me? Game-master? Can you direct me to the holo-restrooms? Uh No! MADtrix! Delete source code building! Change location! Shut down missile programs! Do anything! Looks like your coding is too real for even you to handle, Talon.
Now to get us to a safe place to watch the destruction.
I know just the place! That's my cue to leave Congratulations Gadget! You shut down Talon's MADtrix program! MAD's got nothing on my high score! Let's play again! No! You know what, Talon? You were right.
I was? Yes.
Maybe computers do have their uses.
Next time, Gadget! Next time! Why do you keep choosing evil lairs with such extreme environments: Glaciers, volcanoes, the core of THE SUN!? Have you truly learned nothing about being an evil villain? Soon we begin a plan that will finally annihilate Gadget forever.
Now we're talking! So what's it gonna be: Micro-bomb, lethal virus, dropping a large rock on him? We will rid the world of Gadget, via the most dangerous thing in the world: A Japanese Game Show.
I give up MADcat will be host and you will control MADcat's robo-host body.
You know she's a cat right? I should do it.
I'm the perfect TV host! You're lucky I even let you watch television.
MADcat will be host.
You can translate for her.
Hello.
HELLO.
Perfect Medical Professional? Oh! Oh! Grape fruit scrutinizer? Doctor? Doctor! Next word? Dr.
Hand? Dr.
Spaghettipants? No Meatball dance party.
Dr.
Claw! Arrf! Wowsers! I love charades almost as much as I love inspector gadgeting.
Looks like it's my turn.
Go Go Gadget Charader! Stumped you! It was the leaning tower of Pisa! GADGET! Chief! Are you on my team? Ahh! We received an invitation for our top agent to be a contestant on the new Japanese game show: Extreme Happy Challenge Danger Show.
That's amazing! I'm very popular in Japan, you know! Gadget, you're our best agent, so make us proud.
This invitation will self-destruct.
You can count on us, Chief.
Toasted marshmallow! You never told me you knew advanced charades, Chief.
Wow.
Tokyo.
Home of rampaging lizard monsters.
I love it! Hmm.
That host looks familiar.
Something smells fishy.
That's just squid-yakitori.
Can't get enough! Better save some for later.
Let's get to the show.
I watch a lot of game shows, so I can give you pointers.
Always, buy a vowel.
Answer in the form of a question.
And remember, no whammy's no matter what.
Go Go Gadget Whammy! See? Whammys are always bad.
You're welcome.
There's something not right here.
It's feeling a little MAD-y.
Keep a close eye on Uncle Gadget.
I'm gonna snoop around.
Looks like my niece is going to get good seats in the live audience.
Hmm, you suddenly look shorter.
Or maybe I suddenly got taller.
Either way, may the best contestant win.
Begin the show and remember, just follow my script I worked really hard on it.
You didn't lose the script did you? Hmm No, I totally have it in my hand right now! Now, please, let me direct.
Lights! Camera! ACTION! Welcome to EXTREME HAPPY CHALLENGE DANGER SHOW.
Please welcome your host a-Catmad McRealguy-San.
I'm sorry, I don't speak that dialect of Japanese.
Must be from a coastal region.
Ughhh! The first competition is called Danger Sushi Eat More Bad Stomach Indigestion FUN Hurt Much.
Eat all sushi before you are lit up by hot breath of Master Kaiju.
Go Go Gadget Thermometer.
That sushi is practically raw! Sushi is supposed to be raw! One moment.
Go Go Gadget Oven Gloves.
Off, off, OFF!!! Mmm.
Extra-Well-Done, Go Go Gadget Sushi Eater.
Now that's what I call good sushi.
Congratulations, contestant-sans.
But the next round will be killer.
I know MAD is up to something, but what!? Hmm.
The shooting script for the game show! EXTREME HAPPY CHALLENGE DANGER SHOW created by Dr.
Claw! Produced by MAD!!! Hosted by MADcat!!!! Well, At least I'll know what's in store.
I've got to stop this game show! First you have to get through me! I can do that! Welcome to the next challenge.
Called: The Move Painful Wall Laugh Bone Smash Happy Hole.
If you don't make it through the assigned hole in each wall, you will be crushed into tiny bits.
The first contestant to ring the bell wins umm points.
How many points? It doesn't matter.
A billion.
Easy.
Peasy.
Gadget squeeze-y.
Go Go Gadget Shape Fitters! Go Go Gadget Contortion-thingy! Excuse me ma'am, have you seen a little girl run by? No.
Oh well that's OK.
Would you like to go for coffee some time? Or maybe a movie? No thank you.
That was close.
It's really helpful that MAD puts their logo on everything.
The bell is so close! Can our contestants-sans survive? Man, they're getting through all the holes.
Well, let's see them get through this one.
Hmm, this one's a bit of a thinker! Go Go Gadget Wall Demolisher! Not what I had in mind.
Whaaaa! Looks like we both got here at the same time, fellow competitor.
We'll call it a tie.
A tie it is.
And that means sudden death in the TASTY NICE POISON CHOP STICK FLYING SILLY DANCE OUCH GAUNTLET.
Heh, he may have gotten through the first two challenges, but there is no way he'll survive the third.
Talon! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! This isn't anything like I planned.
What's with all the dogs? Dogs?! What channel are you on? Umm.
Wait.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I got it! Stop messing with my channels, Talon.
Okay! Back to work.
I love working alone.
Allows me to practice my singing: La La LA LA La la la.
Oh! Hey, we're back on.
The next challenge is simple.
All you have to do is ring that bell.
and not get crushed or poisoned or fall and go splat.
Sounds fair.
Oh?! You forfeit? Looks like I win.
You both win.
How nice.
Both win a lifetime supply of DESTRUCTION! It's really hard to see in here with all these things flying around! Go Go Gadget Radar! Ooh.
Charades!? That's my favorite game.
Okay? Leave?! No? Walk away? Go? My turn.
Go Go Gadget Charader! Stumped you! It was The Sound of Music! Fine! We'll do it the easy way! Ooh, is this the blender we both win? It's very modern.
Sorry Talon, show's over! Let go! You let go! Oh you want to play, charades too? Best game show ever.
You're a cat, in a robotic suit! Evil villain hench pet! Oh I know, you're a watermelon! I know! You're a crazy robot! I win charades again! What's my prize!? A niece!? Best prize ever! Oh no! The host seems really upset that he lost charades.
Here, take this consolation prize.
Wowsers, that host really knows how to make an exit.
Sorry I'm late I was WOW! What happened here? Well, it turns out that the game show was actually MAD and Gadget single handedly went on a mission to defeat them!? If by mission you mean game show, then to you I say arigato! No way.
I am not doing it.
I did it last time! Well, someone's gotta tell him he's watching the wrong channel.
SO CLOSE TO GETTING GADGET! As soon as this Roast Chicken is done!!