Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous (2020) s02e08 Episode Script

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[dinosaurs roaring]
[theme music]
[roars]
[suspenseful music]
[roars]
We still can't hear you!
Just start hitting buttons.
I said Mitch and Tiff are going to kill
all the dinosaurs at the watering hole!
They're on their way now! I…
I know what I have to do.
Guys, what's Darius saying now?
Absolutely not! You're going to
get killed if you go it alone.
I have to! This is all my fault.
What are you talking about?
[sighs]
Look, the only reason Mitch and Tiff
know about the watering hole
is because I showed them.
I'm the one
who didn't listen to Brooklynn.
The dinosaurs are in danger because of me.
I promised you all that I'd get you home.
And I…
I already lost Ben.
Darius, that's not your fault.
Mitch said their boat
is at the northwest dock.
Get everyone together
and get off the island now
-while Mitch and Tiff are busy.
-What about you?
I have to make this right.
[static crackles]
[Ben] We got your back, Darius!
Forget the boat.
Mitch and Tiff are going down!
-Ben?
-You're alive?
Oh, right! You didn't know. Yeah.
Also, we found the sound button,
so we can hear you.
And I defeated Toro.
[Bumpy growls]
Bumpy also says hi.
[Ben] I think I broke them.
Yeah, Ben's alive,
we're very happy about it.
Point is we're not going
to let you do this alone.
-We're in.
-You don't get it.
You guys could get to the boat,
save yourselves.
No, you don't get it. You're one of us.
And we're not going to let Mitch and Tiff
get away with killing dinosaurs.
I never liked those two anyway.
It's dino-savin' time! Camp fam for life!
Okay, now that we've established
lifelong camp family status,
how do we stop them?
Feed both of them to the Mosasaurus!
Really feels like we're not getting
our full use out of the Mosasaurus, guys.
Wait, if they're going to
the watering hole to kill dinosaurs…
Then we just have to make sure
there aren't any dinosaurs there
for them to kill!
-It's time for us to do what we do best.
-[Kenji] Cause chaos?
[Yaz] Get stuck in the middle
of a lot of angry dinosaurs?
-[Ben] Defeat Toro again?
-I mean, yeah?
Except the last two.
Brooklynn, you're gonna be
our eyes and ears.
[Darius] Kenji, grab a bike,
and pick up me and Sammy.
Ben and Yaz, get big and loud.
I've got a plan.
[suspenseful music]
[Kenji groans]
[motorbike engine starts]
-[yells]
-[tires screech]
[Bumpy grunts]
-Ha!
-[car engine revs]
[laughs]
[Yaz gasps]
-[motor engine revving]
-[Kenji grunting]
[yelps, groans]
[keyboard keys clacking]
Gotcha.
[Tiff] You know why
you don't listen to me.
-I told you those kids would be a problem.
-[Mitch] And I told you I had a plan!
[Tiff] Which went perfectly,
as we're safe at home with our trophies
and not traipsing through the jungle!
Oh, wait! We are traipsing
through the jungle! Ugh!
Your plan was, oh, what's the word?
It's on the tip of my tongue here.
Oh, bad!
If we had gone back to Kenya
like I suggested, in the first place--
Give it a rest, Tiffany!
If I hear you say Kenya one more time…
Kenya! Kenya, Kenya, Kenya, Kenya, Kenya!
[groans]
Look, we're halfway to the watering hole.
Besides, you'll feel a lot better
once you get the chance to shoot some…
Are you kidding me?
[Mitch grunting]
Fine, maybe we should just…
-What are you doing?
-Ugh! What does it look like, Mitchell?
I'm going through.
I didn't get dragged to the world's
tackiest abandoned resort for nothing,
and I'm not returning empty-handed--
Ow!
[groans]
-[Tiff panting]
-[chuckles]
[Brooklynn] What's good, Isla Nublar?
Tonight, we've got
a very special, very shocking,
"Brooklynn Unboxes Live"
going out to Mitch and Tiff.
Kapow!
[woman over PA] And we've electrified
the fences of bigger dinosaurs
because safety is our number-one priority
here at Jurassic World.
[Brooklynn giggles]
-Hmm…
-I hate children!
Botswana, the Amazon, Siberia…
We have hunted tigers,
and hippos, and snow leopards,
and none of them had given us
the trouble those five kids have.
We're not beat yet, babe.
We are getting that T. rex head
for your man cave
and the head of every dinosaur
-we have ever wanted.
-[roar in distance]
[both gasp]
[Mitch groans]
[gun fires]
[sighs]
Oh, you're right, I do feel better.
-We'll come back for it later.
-Right after the watering hole.
[snarling]
[roars]
[Kenji grunting]
Brake, then turn.
Brake, then turn.
[Kenji] The clutch is by my hand.
-Can't you go faster?
-Not unless you want to fall!
I'm balancing three people on this thing.
[gasps]
[Kenji, Sammy groaning]
Just keep going!
[groans]
Fastest way is through.
[gasps]
There!
[gun fires]
[both groaning]
[gasps]
No.
-[Brooklynn] Guys!
-[all gasp]
Tiff and Mitch are about
to get to the watering hole,
and Ben and Yaz aren't there yet.
How far away
is the nearest tunnel to them?
[Brooklynn] Uh… If you go back
the way you came a bit,
there's a tunnel entrance that would
put you out in front of them.
Okay, you guys keep going
to the watering hole.
Meet up with Ben and Yaz like we planned.
You'll move faster
without three kids on one bike.
-I'll slow Mitch and Tiff down.
-Good luck, dino-nerd.
Be careful.
[motor engine revs]
Okay, Darius, what's the plan?
Darius. Darius!
Oh, you noble dummy,
you don't have a plan, do you?
Once this is done, get everyone out.
Get them home.
You're still trying to do it alone!
[Brooklynn] Darius!
Ugh!
There's gotta be a way to help,
there's gotta be…
[gasps]
[Brooklynn] E750.
[gasps]
[low growls]
[foreboding music]
[both chuckle]
-[Darius] Hey, guys!
-[gasps]
How's the vacation shaping up?
Ugh!
I assumed the T. rex would eat you,
but I guess she has taste.
Get out of the way, D.
Be smart about this.
The rest of your friends are dead weight,
but you can still get out of here.
No. I'm gonna save them,
and I'm gonna stop you.
Whatever it takes.
Oh, really?
[both yelping, grunting]
-Nice driving! I--
-What the heck are you doing?
-I thought we were a team.
-I couldn't put you guys in more danger.
-This is my fault.
-No, Darius.
You have been trying to get us home
since the moment
the Indominous rex broke out.
The only thing you're guilty of
is keeping us all alive.
And I'm sorry it took me
this long to say that.
No, I'm sorry.
You were right to be suspicious of them.
Hey, next time you two wanna have
a touching moment,
maybe kick the guns a bit further away.
We're armed again!
-Huh?
-Hmm?
[upbeat music playing in distance]
-We're armed, too, with friendship.
-We are not armed with that.
No, it's, like, a cool-guy thing to say.
-Dude, it so isn't.
-Agree to disagree?
[horn honking in distance]
-[gasps]
-[motor approaching]
What my cornball friend here
was trying to say is that
you may be armed,
but there's six of us, two of you.
-And most importantly…
-We were just stalling.
-[Sammy] Whoo-hoo!
-[Kenji groans]
Whoa!
[laughing]
[horn honking]
[snarling]
[grunts]
Oh, yeah!
[Ben cheering]
Yeah! Bye, dinosaurs!
[Tiff] What?
[both grunting]
[groans]
Yah! Keep it moving! Oh, yeah!
[panting, laughing]
Whoa, yeah!
[laughs]
-Oh, we got this, y'all!
-Yeah!
-[Sammy cheering, laughing]
-[Kenji] Keep it moving, people!
-Come on, dino! Yee-haw!
-Whoo!
-Whoo!
-[cheering]
-Yeah!
-Come on!
[laughs]
-[rumbling in distance]
-Huh?
-[dinosaurs roaring]
-[gasps]
[snarling]
[growling]
[roars]
[Kenji yelps]
[groaning]
[grunts, pants]
Oh, Yaz!
Come on!
[gasps]
[snarls]
-[groans]
-Huh?
[roars]
[Yaz grunts, pants]
[glass shatters]
[Sammy, Yaz grunting]
[yelps]
[both gasp]
[Bumpy snarls]
[tense music playing]
[all grunt]
-[roaring]
-[all gasp]
[all grunting, panting]
[Sammy whimpers]
[Ben] Come on!
[Ben yelling]
[all panting]
[roaring]
[both grunting]
-[panting]
-[engine stops]
No. Come on, come on!
Come on, come on, come on. Come on!
Go!
-Hurry! Tiff and Mitch…
-[Tiff groans]
-[Tiff] Kids!
-[Brooklynn gasps]
[both gasp]
-What's wrong? Turn it on, get it--
-I'm trying! I'm trying!
[knocking on glass]
I was definitely right about them.
[Tiff] You can't stay in there forever.
And when you come out,
we'll be right here waiting.
Babe?
-[roar in distance]
-[gasps]
[snarls]
[both yelp]
[Brooklynn grunting]
Come on!
[gasps]
[Brooklynn panting]
[screams, grunts]
[Brooklynn, Darius yelling]
[both gasp]
[both panting]
[both grunting]
[yelps]
[panting]
[grunts]
No! No, no!
This was a custom job!
Leave it and come on!
We gotta get back to the boat before--
[yelps]
-Get me out of this!
-Hold still!
Gee, Tiff, I can't for some reason!
Maybe it's because
I'm in one of our snare traps!
Well, I'm sorry you forgot
where you and Hap set it.
-[thud in distance]
-[gasps]
[thud continues]
-[Mitch] Hurry!
-I'm trying. It's not… Ugh!
-[roar in distance]
-[gasps]
[grunting]
Babe?
-I never liked that nickname!
-Tiffany!
You get back here. Get back here right…
[growling]
[gasping]
-[roaring]
-[screaming]
[both groaning]
[panting]
[grunts]
[grunting]
[panting]
[both groaning, panting]
[pants, chuckles]
No!
[grunts]
[Tiff] I am out of here!
And you're never getting off
this awful, awful island!
In fact, I'm going back
and I'm not telling anyone you're here!
[grunts]
You are gonna rot here, you little brats!
They ruined my vacation, and my marriage,
and my best gun.
-[whimpers]
-[thuds]
And they are never going home!
[gasps]
-[glass shattering]
-[Tiff yelling]
[dinosaur roars in distance]
-[motor engine revving]
-[gasps]
-[engine stops]
-[whimpers]
-[Brooklynn laughing]
-[Sammy] Whoo-hoo!
-[Bumpy bellows]
-[laughs]
[Sammy giggles]
[Kenji laughing]
[sighs]
-[Bumpy grunts]
-Hey.
Oh!
I'm sorry. I tried to hold on.
Think nothing of it, kid.
When you've seen what I've seen…
I missed you, guys, too.
Did… Did you just call me "kid"?
[gasps]
Okay.
[Sammy chuckles, groans]
-Camp fam!
-Hugging too long.
[all sigh]
-[Sammy, Darius laughing]
-[panting]
So… what now?
-Try to find another distress beacon?
-No.
We're done waiting
for someone to rescue us.
It's time we found our own way
off the island.
[woman over PA] …because your safety
is our first priority.
[electricity crackles]
[snarling]
[birds chirping]
[growling]
[snarls]
[crackles]
[alarm blaring]
[closing theme music]