One Tree Hill s02e08 Episode Script

Previously on One Tree Hill: Okay, could it get any worse? My love life is nonexistent my parents are having a yard sale to sell everything we own Being poor and horny is no way to go through life.
- I'm Anna.
- You're Felix's sister, right? I was thinking about this whole friends with benefits.
Felix with Brooke.
F.
W.
B.
Come here.
Dan has a heart condition known as HCM.
It's a genetic mutation.
So what do you say, boyfriend? You wanna sleep over? Do you have any idea how many guys in the room wanna nail your wife right now? Relax.
It's cool.
Peyton and I did a couple lines the other night.
Isn't that right, Peyton? Someone once said, "It's the good girls who keep diaries.
"The bad girls never have the time.
" Me, I just want to live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.
If I'd known your mom was gonna come home I never would have stayed the night.
Not that I'm complaining, but since when do you spend the night? That was a one-time-only bonus for you getting me home from the club.
Where the hell's my bed? "Got a good price on the queen-size.
Single bed on its way.
"Love, Mom.
" I still live here, you know! We could always shag on the shag.
The moment's passed, pool boy.
Besides, I have to meet Haley.
I've gotta say, good call, Nate.
Road-tripping to Charlotte.
You gotta love that NBA expansion.
Third row, floor, right behind the bench.
Anyway, you take the CDs that you're sick of or that you never should have bought, and bring them back - And they give me cash? - Yeah.
Maybe I can buy my bed back.
So, Nathan's going to Charlotte tonight with Lucas and this is my first night alone in the apartment.
Do you know what we should do? We should have a slumber party.
Seriously, we haven't done that since junior high.
I don't know.
I haven't done that since ever.
- I wasn't popular in junior high.
- No.
Then we have to.
This is like a rite of passage.
When did you learn to put on eye shadow, stuff your bra, make out? I don't know.
I'm calling Peyton.
This is gonna be great.
I was looking forward to having a night alone.
And I was looking forward to being rich.
But we all adjust, don't we? What's up? - All right, what have you got? - Here you go.
All right.
Crap.
Lucky for you, crap sells.
Did you listen to my demo yet? - Yeah, I did.
It's - Good.
I know.
I'm working on this other song I could really use some female vocals on.
Maybe you could come by the studio and lay something down for me.
- A track.
Lay down a track.
- Yeah.
Okay, yeah, sure.
That sounds fine.
How's Tonight.
Let me get you the address.
Hello.
Tonight, slumber party? I'm sorry.
I can say no.
No.
It's fine.
I'll come over early and set up.
- What do you mean, "set up"? - You have no idea.
Great.
You're awake.
I saw you were gone and I thought maybe maybe it was a one-night stand.
But it felt good.
You can one-night-stand me anytime.
- Where did you go? - Breakfast.
How did you get back in? The door locks.
- I jimmied it with a credit card.
- I should be afraid, right? Chocolate croissants.
Those are actually for me.
- There are two.
- I know.
The energy bar is for you.
Trust me, you're gonna need it.
You look beat.
I was up all night.
First college paper.
What are you doing here? Go home, sleep.
- We need to talk.
- Okay.
Haley told me about the drugs.
Opening night.
This guy, Rick, was doing coke? Yeah.
Why didn't you tell me? I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Look, I know he's got a lot of music connections.
And I know how important that is to you, but I won't have drugs in my club, Peyton.
And I don't expect you to handle everything on your own.
But you have to come to me if anything like that ever happens again.
- I will.
- Promise.
- I promise.
- Good.
You know you can always talk to me, Peyton.
It's another mechanic stripper.
No, just Lucas.
Okay.
I guess we're off.
- All right.
Go, whoever they are! - Bobcats, Haley.
All right, I love bobcats.
They're so cute.
- You're such a girl.
- I know.
Can we go now? You saw her, she's back, let's go.
Come on, man.
Look this is the first night we'll spend apart since we got married.
- The girls are having a slumber party.
- Really? That's cool.
So you won't be alone tonight.
What are you gonna do until then? Probably just gonna hang out with Brooke.
Right, Brooke? Yeah.
Just us girls.
So, find anything good in the lost and found? Not really.
Okay.
How wasted does one have to be to go home with one shoe? At what point do you look down at your foot and say I was just thinking the same thing about the two thongs in here.
Two thongs? Now that is what I call a successful club opening.
- Hello.
- What's so funny? - Are you missing any underwear? - What? Nothing.
Anna's just helping me clean out Tric.
Thanks for the phone call.
Did you really wanna get up and work this morning? Okay, good point.
Tonight Haley doesn't have a husband, I don't have a bed.
- So we're having a slumber party.
- How retro.
I know! You bring the music and your Ouija board.
I'm bringing the beauty arsenal.
How about Anna? Can I bring her, too? Whatever.
9:00.
This car runs great, man.
Not bad, right? The best part is, Dan had nothing to do with it.
We do need to replace this tape deck, though.
Definitely.
But for now I've got my trusty iPod and cassette adapter.
Nice.
Fire it up.
- It's stuck.
- What? You're telling me you didn't check the stereo before we left? I was busy working on the engine.
What is this? I have no idea.
- I thought I'd have to fail you.
- I know.
It's been one of those days.
- You're all flushed.
- I ran all the way from the parking lot.
I'm a little nervous.
- About the paper? - That, too.
Look, the paper's in now.
So, how about dinner tonight? I know this great place.
And we're past the hot-dog stage.
I liked the hot-dog stage.
I know.
That's why I liked you.
But I'm ready for an upgrade if you are.
Okay.
Tonight.
Good.
So it's a date, then.
Where did you come from? Me? Durham.
I've got a husband and three kids there.
I'm serious.
We never talk about you.
What can I say? I'm from the Midwest.
I like my parents.
I sell real estate now and again.
I have terrible taste in guys.
There is one thing you should know about me, though.
Very important.
Okay.
I'm starving.
Okay, that's weird.
Haley? Oh, my God.
Okay.
I think you should know I have a bat.
And we dialed 911.
Yeah, that, too.
Okay, on the count of three.
One, two, three.
My eyes! I'm blind! - I'm looking for Karen.
- That's me.
- You're Rick.
- Yeah.
What can I do for you? You could stay the hell away from Tric.
You're not welcome here.
I won't have drugs in my club.
Yeah, you won't have any customers, either.
I control every major band on the circuit.
You cut me off, you're cutting off your talent.
We'll be fine.
By the way, the place was full of kids.
What's wrong with you? Dumb move, lady.
Actually, it's the smartest move I've made all day.
What do you want from me, okay? I have no bed and rug burns are so last season.
I don't know, Brooke.
Back seats, hot tubs, closets.
- You've never had a problem before.
- We were horny, okay? Just promise me you won't tell Haley.
- You are so washing the sheets.
- Yeah.
Okay, who saw me naked? I said ew.
Sister in the room, hello.
Is this gonna work for me? 'Cause I've got that combination skin.
- You have to go.
- All right, whatever you say.
Just give me a second to get my stuff.
Hi, I'm Brooke.
We haven't officially been introduced but you're dating my ex-boyfriend and I'm sleeping with your brother.
- So it looks like we have a lot in common.
- Yeah.
And you're Peyton's new best friend.
Sorry, I forgot that part.
Is that the shower? Unbelievable.
The water is hot and so is Felix The water is wet and so is All right, Haley, hold up.
I'm just not feeling it.
Hold up a second, okay? All right, Haley, listen.
A lot of girls can sing on key, okay? I'm gonna need something a little bit more from you.
Something a bit farther south than your brain.
You know what I'm saying? Listen, it's not about technique.
It's about giving me something of yourself.
Something that no one else gets to see.
You can't play it safe in here.
I'm not gonna let you.
- Okay, I'm trying.
- No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
You're really close to something and you've got the talent but for some reason, you won't go there.
If you won't go there, maybe you're just wasting my time.
- Okay.
- Come here.
Play it back.
Put me in this time.
- Just follow along, okay? - Okay.
Try this one now.
Okay, yeah.
All right, say it with me on this one here.
What the hell is Felix doing in there? I don't know.
Shaving? What, his legs? He's been in there forever.
Yeah, 'cause your look is so wash-and-go.
- Hey, guys.
- Haley.
- Hi.
- Smells good.
Where have you been? Nowhere.
I'm just gonna go take a shower.
Haley? What? I love slumber parties.
I'm not always late.
I promise.
No worries.
You're worth the wait.
Thank you.
- Hi.
- Hi.
So, this sucks, huh? What the hell, I got first round.
- Drinks? - Yes.
Yeah.
Charlotte Bobcats, here we come.
Please welcome the Bobcat Girls.
Tonight's starting lineup - Emeka on top.
- Get down free, Smith.
That could be you someday.
Actually, it could be me.
You're not good enough.
Oh, sick! I'm just not clear on this.
So, the shower at your house is broken and you had to have Felix come all the way over here and use mine? Wait a second.
You don't have a bed, do you? Did you Tell me you didn't have sex in my bed.
- I'm already washing your sheets - Oh, my God.
They already yelled at me.
What is the big deal? First of all, you did not thank me for helping you with the CDs.
Second of all, you had sex in my bed! And third, you ate all the brownies.
- Actually I had a couple.
- That's not the point.
Haley's right.
The point is that I've been deceptive.
It's not so much that I lied to anyone's face.
It's more about what I didn't say.
Okay.
There is a big difference between a lie and a little white lie.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Okay, wait, what white lie? - Nothing.
- Haley lied to Nathan.
- Not exactly.
- Yes, you did.
- About what? Nothing.
If we're talking about bad behavior you might want to sit this one out.
What is that supposed to mean? Peyton's the one you should be looking at, not me.
Why? She's not the one acting like a perfect little Stepford Wife.
Why are you picking on Haley? She's throwing us a slumber party.
Actually, she was throwing us a slumber party.
You just butted in.
- Leave her alone! - Why? What are you gonna do, snort her? I didn't throw the slumber party for you.
You threw it for yourself, and you know it! At least I didn't lie to my husband about hanging out with Chris.
- Peyton did cocaine with that Rick guy.
- What? You had sex in her bed! - Okay.
- What is wrong with you? Crack whore! - Slut! - Liar! Tree Hill's got some drama.
That was awesome.
Yeah.
It was, man.
If you want to drive back tonight, man I'm so wired, I'm not gonna go to sleep for hours.
No.
That's cool.
Come on.
You can see Hales.
I can crash the slumber party.
We can't.
We've gotta stay the night.
Okay.
- Why? - This trip wasn't just about the game.
There's something else.
- Sorry about dinner.
- Please.
I'm hoping to break bread with all your ex-boyfriends.
He wasn't my boyfriend.
And yet he asked you to marry him.
Interesting.
- Seems like a nice guy, though.
- He is.
- You like? - What's not to like? I have this print, too.
It's not a print.
I feel like I'm back in Italy.
Yeah.
I have a house there, too.
You want to go? I could blow off school for a week.
Or not.
- Is it my company? - No, God.
It's the paper.
I kind of pulled an all-nighter.
Spoken like a true co-ed.
Since you mentioned it, though, come here.
Let's just take care of this right now, shall we? Oh, boy.
Let's see.
All right.
Congratulations.
You need more wine.
Stay put.
Get comfortable.
I think I should probably go.
Why? I just You know about Dan's heart condition.
It's called HCM, and it's genetic.
- Which means we might have it.
- Yeah.
It's serious, Luke.
It's common among athletes, too.
What do we do? First of all, if we have it, that's it for basketball.
Or any sport, really.
What does this have to do with Charlotte? The test costs $1,000.
There's a hospital here that does free student-athlete screenings once a month.
And that's tomorrow.
Why didn't you tell me about this upfront? I don't know.
I didn't want to ruin it.
The game, the road trip, us hanging out.
We have appointments tomorrow morning.
Come on, man.
What are the odds of us having this thing anyway? Fifty-fifty.
One in two.
I'm sorry I freaked out on you about the bed.
At least I have one.
I'm sorry I called you a liar.
- You fibbed to Nathan.
It's not a big deal.
- No, it is a big deal.
Okay, cease-fire.
Girl talk.
Come on.
I should've told Nathan I was gonna be with Chris.
I don't know why I didn't.
The words started coming out of my mouth and then it was just too late to take it back.
You don't have feelings for Chris, do you? No.
It's just the first time I've ever wanted something for me.
It's not for my parents.
It's not for Nathan.
It's just for me, and Chris can help me get it.
So what's wrong with that? Exactly.
I don't know why I should feel embarrassed for saying I know what I want and I'm gonna go after it like Like a guy.
Nathan never apologies or lies for what he wants.
I don't know why I felt like I had to.
Haley, trust me.
You can go after what you want and still be a girl.
I know.
I totally know.
And that's why this is so stupid.
On the topic of stupid cocaine, P.
Sawyer? I'm an idiot.
- You're not going to do it again, right? - No.
I don't want to.
But I'm not going to.
Okay.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry I just blurted that out.
I should have talked to you about it at the club, but I just didn't know how to handle it.
No, it's my fault.
But I just really want us all to be good enough friends that we can talk about stuff.
Even when it's ugly.
Especially then.
So, just like that.
We get the test and we find out if we can ever play again.
Yep.
What? It's just Dan.
Tell me about it.
I can emancipate myself all I want but the guy still finds a way to control my life.
Emeka.
You played a great game, man.
Thanks.
So, how does it feel to be out there? Finally making it to the league? It's a dream come true.
It's what I was born to do.
You guys play? Yeah.
We love it.
You gotta bulk up a little bit if you wanna play in the league.
Yeah, he's skinny.
You, too.
He's got no left.
- You got no range.
- What? Please tell me you guys aren't teammates.
No, it's worse, we're brothers.
Right.
You guys roll strong and hit those weights.
Thanks, man.
Okay, so are we gonna talk about your little arrangement with Felix? The friends with benefits thing? Do we have to? It's kind of foul.
What's foul about it? I mean, besides Haley's linens.
- Gross! - Come on! - Sorry.
- No, but seriously I know you're gonna give me your whole "I can have sex like a guy" speech, but it's crap.
Why? You think I'm gonna let myself get hurt again? I don't know.
Maybe.
At least I'm having sex.
Yeah.
With a guy that doesn't even respect you enough to have a real relationship with you.
Anna, I'm really sorry, okay but everything is on Felix's terms.
- I gave him the rider, so they're my terms.
- But it was his idea.
Brooke, don't you want to fall in love? Yeah, I do.
Someday, okay? Why not now? Look, Tutor Wife, I love you.
But if it was up to you we'd all be getting our marriage license with our driver's license.
I'm not talking about marriage.
I'm just talking about falling in love.
And I'm tired of feeling bad.
I'd rather feel nothing.
It's better, it's easier.
No, it is not better, Brooke.
It's not you, okay? I admire you so much for the chances you take but this just doesn't seem like you.
It's less than you.
It's just about sex.
We both know sex is never just sex.
I love my brother, but there's a double standard for girls and there always will be.
Yeah, and I'm saying, "Screw the double standard.
" That's good, Brooke.
You should say it.
And so should I and every other girl who's tired of playing their game by their rules.
Don't be too fat, or too thin or too dark, or too light.
Don't be too sexual, or too chaste, or too smart, or too dumb.
Be yourself, but make sure you fit in.
- Hello? - Whatever I did, I'm sorry.
Look, Andy, I'm exhausted and I don't want to say something I might regret.
Obviously, I already have.
Let me come over.
No.
It's late, and by the time you get here No.
I've been trying to figure out what happened and I've narrowed it down to this paper, or you're psychotic or something.
And I don't think you're psychotic.
You didn't even read it and you gave me an A.
- In your bedroom.
- I did read it.
Then you know it doesn't deserve an A.
I banged this out in one night.
It's practically my first draft.
- Karen.
- Look, Andy.
This is important to me, going to school.
And I have to know I can do this.
I'm not gonna compromise it by seeing you.
I can't.
Your paper is good, Karen.
And your instincts are great.
So maybe you haven't memorized every stupid textbook principle but you already have two successful businesses up and running right now.
But I was rushed.
I was distracted.
Okay, so maybe it isn't gonna be as hard as you think.
Maybe being a mom and a businesswoman has prepared you for this in ways you don't even recognize.
And maybe you just need to have a bit more confidence.
In yourself and in me.
I'll have one of my colleagues grade that paper, if that's what you want.
But you deserve that A, Karen.
And I know how important that is to you.
I know.
I would never do anything to compromise that.
- Is Lucas home? - No, he's in Charlotte for the night.
- Where's this print of yours? - It's in my bedroom.
Some night, huh? It was pretty great, wasn't it? No, it was awful.
But somehow, with you, it wasn't so awful.
You're such a sweetie.
I just feel so much better.
Lighter, somehow.
Good.
Because you're gonna need room for my strawberry ice cream and Cocoa Pebbles.
Yikes.
I've never had a problem that ice cream couldn't solve and I've had some problems.
Okay, I've never had a slumber party so I'm gonna say this sob-fest is over.
All right, missy, what do you want to do? Pillow fight.
It is on now.
Come here.
You sleeping? No.
I keep thinking about Haley.
She must be scared about all this.
I haven't told her yet.
Until I get the test results and figure out what I'm going to do I wanna protect her.
She'd probably be pissed about that but I think it's for the best.
We'll do this first.
Then you go for the blood test.
Just relax.
You okay? Yeah.
You? Yeah, just thinking about my life.
Basketball's such a big part, Nate.
I don't want to give it up.
I felt the same way before I got married.
Basketball was the most important thing to me.
It was the only thing.
But now Haley is.
And I owe it to her to find out.
Okay, go ahead and lie back.
You're next.
I'm sorry.
I don't wanna know.
It's a big risk, Luke, not taking this test.
You know the odds.
What about the risk of never feeling alive again? As opposed to never being alive again? There's more to life than sports.
Trust me.
After my accident, I promised myself I wouldn't be afraid anymore.
Of dying? Yeah.
Dying and living, too.
I'm sorry.
I'm not used to having someone else in my bed.
- Sleep well? - Like a baby.
- What? - I don't know.
You seemed more attractive last night, must have been the wine.
- Is that right? - Yeah.
That's too bad, you're stuck with me.
I hope so! Okay, stop, thief.
A thief breaks in to steal.
I break in with treats.
I've got something for you, too.
I'm training you well.
A key.
You can use it to come see me or burgle the place, whatever.
Big step.
It doesn't have to mean anything.
But it'll keep my landlord from asking about the hot cat burglar who comes and goes.
So to speak.
Oh, my gosh.
Do you think there's such a thing as a sugar hangover? I think what you need is a little taste of the snake that bit you.
- Ice cream for breakfast.
- It's butter pecan.
All right.
So, weird night.
Actually, it was fun.
Thanks for inviting me, Peyton.
I was really worried about not making any friends here but I think I might have made some good ones.
And if you ever need someone to talk to Thanks, Anna.
I'm glad you came.
So, neighbor girl Iooks like we have a few things in common after all.
I'm sorry I was kind of a witch before.
That's okay.
It's hard to let new people in sometimes.
I'm used to it.
Don't get too used to it.
You're with us now.
You're a mess.
I know you don't understand what I'm doing but I need to ask you a favor.
Okay.
If my mom ever asks, I got the test and I'm fine.
And the same goes for Haley, all right? If that's what you want.
Thanks.
Saturday, 9:32 p.
m.
It's Rick.
We need to talk.
End of messages.
My husband.
What was that? Just a work in progress, I don't want you to hear it yet.
Okay.
Did you have fun with Lucas? - Yeah.
We had a great time.
- Good.
- How about you? - Good.
Mom, I'm home.
Ms.
Roe.
Ms.
Roe? Yes, Professor.
How was the slumber party? As a matter of fact, it was great.
No thanks to you.
What? You caused a lot of problems, Felix.
They'll get over it.
Felix, you do this everywhere we go.
And girls fall for it because they think that you're cute or funny, or that they'll actually get something out of it.
Other than a bad reputation.
I like these people.
I like Brooke.
And I really don't like you for not caring about her.
I do care about her.
I really like her, Anna.
For real, okay? But it's against the rules.
I don't know what to do.
I got the test results back.
I'm fine.
One in two, right? English