Phineas and Ferb s02e08 Episode Script

"Boys are human beings too.
If you're interested in one of them, make him feel comfortable by asking him questions about himself.
" Okay.
They lost me at the "boys/human beings" thing.
Candace, this article specifically says not to growl psychotically.
It makes boys feel uncomfortable.
Look at them down there.
Planning something.
Oh, I'm gonna bust them today for sure.
That's what you say every day.
Well, that's because they build something everyday.
Seems like every time I get Mom and I'm ready to bust, their stupid invention disappears.
Candace, looks to me like you're going about this the wrong way.
Don't focus on the boys.
Focus on the invention.
If you can find out where the stuff goes, maybe you can take your Mom there, and she'd finally see the evidence.
Yeah! Stacy, you're a genius! Wow, go figure! Would you call my mom and tell her that? Hey, Phineas! Yo.
Um You know how you guys, like, build stuff everyday? Yeah? And you know how you make it disappear at the end of the day? No.
And– What do you mean "no"? We don't make it disappear.
Well, then where does it go? We don't know what happens to it, but it helps with cleanup.
And Ferb here says to never look a gift horse in a mouth.
So you're telling me you're not even a slightest bit curious as to where the thing goes? Yeah I guess we're a little bit curious.
Hmm Why don't Ferb and I build something and you guys keep your eyes on it? Maybe you can find out where it goes.
Sounds like a plan! A plan of busting! All right, boys.
Make it big and make it obvious.
Now remember.
We can't take our eyes off this for even a second.
What if I need to blink? Here! Use this! Saline solution.
Hey, where's Perry? What do you think, too much? Oh, I'm just getting into the mood.
I'm going to Vegas this weekend.
Okay.
Our sources tell us that Doofenshmirtz is working on an invisibility ray, and that can't be good.
Get out there and put a stop to him.
And may luck be with you! Lady luck, baby! Hot-cha.
Hey, Phineas.
Whatcha doin'? We're just building a big and obvious ride in our backyard! Cool! Can I ride it? No one's riding on anything! We're just gonna watch it.
Candace wants to see where it goes.
Okay Whoa! What is that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's another one of the cool rides.
Just get behind us and help us watch it.
How's my schedule? Well, right now you're just carrying me like luggage.
We're in! Perry the Platypus? You're just in time.
Just in time to be trapped! Didn't Major Monogram tell you I was working on an invisible ray? Yeah, well, I made one, and now you're in an invisible cage.
And so you don't get bored, I put in an invisible tin cup in there for you to play with.
Yes, see? Fun with sound.
Behold, Perry the Platypus.
My Invisinator! And why would I need an invisibility ray, you ask? Well, you know when those cute, little Fireside Girls come by to sell their– Their cupcakes, or their– Or their raffle tickets or whatever? And you forgot to close your shades, so they come to the front door, and they could see you! They could see you, right in there watching TV or whatever.
And you can't pretend that you're not home because they can see you! And they have those big, pleading eyes making you feel guilty, and– So, I– I'm just gonna shoot them with the ray so I don't have to look at them.
Hey! No shut-eye, girly.
(Song: Watchin' and Waitin') We're watchin' And we're waitin' On the edge of our seats, anticipatin' It's looking awful permanent But we know it could go away We're keeping our eyes peeled, keeping 'em glued to the spot 'Cause one moment it's there but then the next maybe not Don't know if it's magic or some weird cosmic plot So we're watchin' and we're waitin' We're starin' and we're glarin' 'til our corneas burn We hope it will stay for the rest of the day 'til our mama returns So don't even think about blinking or it just might go away So we're watchin' And waitin' So we're watchin' And waitin' Yeah, we're watchin' And waitin' We're watchin' You see, Perry the Platypus, the entire Tri-State Area– Hey, what– What are you doing? Is that an invisible file? You've forced my hand! I have no choice but to open the trap door, and release the invisible tiger! Hmm.
Uh, are you feeling any biting or scratching in there, because– Oh! Oh! Oh! Back away! Ah! Oh, g-get back! Oh! Back, you tiger! Ow! Where– Where are you? So I can– So I can snap my whip at you! Get in there! Get back, get back! In there! I'm gonna chopped at to poor planning.
If I had the tiger door inside your cage, you-you would have been in– Now, Perry the Platypus, you can never be sure where the final strike will come from.
I am an imperceptible enigma.
I move in silence– Ow! Oh, you followed the sound of my voice, maybe I should stop talk– Ow, ow, ow! Quit it! Hm, interesting! If you're already invisible, it turns you visible agai– Ow! Ow! Oh, well that came out of nowhere.
So, how long is this gonna take? I mean, it usually disappears as soon as the kids are done playing on– Oop! Wait a minute, that's it! You guys gotta play on it! Go! Go have fun! Go! Okay.
Eh, my schedule's flexible.
I used to be.
Oh, Buford loves this! That's it, laugh.
Laugh while you still can.
Look at you! You're just a bottom! Oh, it's on now! Oop! Look at me! I'm just a top! Okay, fun's fun! Now everybody, back in your seats! Now, if we just keep watching it Any minute now I can't believe it! Mom's home! There's no way she's gonna miss the– Phineas, what did you do? I don't Th-th– Think I did anything! Wait! It's Mom! It only happens when she comes home! Mom! Mom! Do me a favor and just back down the driveway a bit! Um Okay.
Any changes? It's back! I can't believed that worked! Okay, Mom! Come back! Come back! It's gone again! Candace, how are you doing that? Back back back back back! There's gotta be some kind of sensor in the driveway! But where is it? It's gotta be here somewhere! It's back! It's gone! It's back! It's gone! Back! Gone! Back! Gone! Candace, you obviously have some issues with the driveway.
I'm just gonna park in front.
It's back! Wait.
She can see it from the front yard! Mom! Just a sec, honey.
I'm getting my stuff.
Mom, look! No! Hey, Candace! It's still here! It's just invisible! What?! It's still here? Candace, check this out! Hum Paint! Candace, where are you going? I'll be right back! You think you've beaten me, but you haven't.
Beause I can turn the Invisinator into a Disintegrator.
With just the simple push of a button! Hey, I was using that! Hey, kids! Hi, Mom! I got some– Coming through! Candace, what are you doing? You'll see! Everyone will see! I don't understand! I don't understand! I just don't understand! Candace, I have no idea what you're up to.
But you're more that welcome to join us for cookies when you're done cleaning up.
Come on kids! Yeah! Cool! Cool! Cool! Go Mom! Buford loves cookies! Well, we were all watching it, and Quantum Theory states that the mere observation of an experiment changes its outcome.
Now you tell me.