Playing for Keeps (2018) s02e08 Episode Script

1 - (THUDDING) - Oh! (GRUNTS) Oh.
Careful, Brian.
MAN: Tell your wife I've got Connor's text messages.
You'll read about it.
MAN: Hey! Break it up! Didn't want a scandal, either.
MAN: Yes, the married mother of two released a statement admitting she had an affair with captain Connor Marrello.
Why did Liam leave Perth? Sexually explicit videos were sent around of Kendall.
KENDALL: Liam told me about you.
About how you've been hitting on him.
- (TUTS) Ugh.
- While I've been in rehab.
- See you next session? - Yeah! I'm really looking forward to it in a sadistic, pain-loving sort of way.
(LAUGHS) OK.
TRAVIS: I didn't have time to find, slash order, slash even have a moment to think about a present, but I You being here is my present.
You don't need to support me publicly, but I need you to push back that vote of no confidence.
Just give me 24 hours.
I can't have you in my life.
You don't mean that.
(SOBS) WOMAN: Launch venue is ready.
- Hair and makeup, over here.
- WOMAN: Yep, right away.
Loving you has thrown me You have been my only rock on the ground Now that I'm out of sight Loving you is lonely Ooh, loving you is lonely I don't want a baby That I beg and that I borrow And I don't wanna follow you I'm just too proud to follow you You don't want a baby Gonna have to go tomorrow Oh, oh, oh You better be missing me.
Paige, I've already said everything I needed to say.
Now it's my turn.
Yeah-ha Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
How'd you even know where to find me? Uh.
You said you were moving out, - Connor's captain, so - Well, not anymore.
I'm so sorry things have been rough for you, lately.
- But not all of it is my fault.
- Yeah, I know that.
I've made some really bad choices.
- Oh, you think? - (EXHALES) Yeah.
But I always was trying to do the right thing.
- That's just bullshit, Paige.
- We had to break up, OK? I had to go to London.
We We weren't working, and we both knew it.
And then when I got back, it would have been so easy to just fall into the same old routine, but that wouldn't have been good - for either of us.
- Why not? Because doing the same thing and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity.
You know it's true, that's why you didn't wanna - get back with me, either.
- OK.
Well, so, what the hell are we doing? The way I see it, there are two options.
We are clinging to what we have because we are afraid to move on, or we can't move on because we're still in love.
I love you, Dan.
I, honestly, never stopped.
(WHISPERS) OK.
(INHALES) That's all I came to say.
I promise, I'll I'll leave you alone now.
Paige.
There is clearly more to this.
You don't offload a million-dollar player because of something the girlfriend did.
Exactly.
I mean, you fucked my husband, - and he's still at the club.
- Oh.
You two might be OK with this, but I am still processing.
Sorry.
(EXHALES) OK.
Here are my thoughts.
Kendall might be the key to getting the evidence that we need to nail Liam, but it's also possible that she knows nothing about any of this.
- Well, shouldn't she? - I'd want to.
(SIGHS) She's fresh out of rehab.
She's still hugely vulnerable.
You're the one person that Kendall might actually trust.
And if she doesn't already know, then I think we need to tell her.
(SIGHS) OK, I'll help.
But you, you're on the bench.
(DOOR CLOSING) (GASPS) Here they are! Melbourne's newest power couple.
Yeah, I'm too scared to turn on my phone.
Don't even worry! I've already checked every article, every tweet, every comment.
The nation's deliberated (DRUMS) - You guys killed it! - (EXHALES) Well, I guess we should thank Connor and Kath - for keeping us off the front page.
- For now.
Hey, Rusty said that you've got a physio appointment this morning? I'm kind of at a loose end, so I can take care of the kids, - if you want.
- Um ordinarily, the answer's always "yes.
" But I think I'm gonna cancel my appointment.
- Why? - It's Sunday.
I'd rather hang out with the kids.
And we've got Tahlia's launch.
Yeah.
It's got nothing to do with the hot physio, right? (LAUGHS) What, Aaron? Yeah, they were vibing at the president's lunch.
He was giving me career advice.
- Oh.
- Yeah, I bet he was.
He wa that's not a euphemism for anything.
- Oh, isn't it? - No.
I think that, maybe, you should ask him out.
No! (LAUGHS) George is not even one, he's my physio, and - I don't even know if he's single.
- No, he is.
Look, sorry, Jess, this is happening whether you like it or not.
Come on, I'll drive.
Just act natural.
Act cool.
Yeah, you're just calling to to check in, say hello.
Yeah, just say, "It was nice to run into you the other day, and it would be nice to catch up.
" OK.
Thank you.
I know how to make a phone call.
To be honest, Kendall and her phone aren't a natural marriage.
I doubt she'll even pick up.
(PHONE BUZZING) Hello? Liam? How nice to hear your voice.
Is Kendall there? Uh, she's in the shower.
Uh, no worries.
I'm happy to wait.
- She could be a while.
- Oh, well, that's fine.
It's Sunday of a bi-week, I'm wide open.
I've got all day.
Babe, Maddy for you.
Yo! Kendall! Hi, how are you? Surprised it took you this long to get in touch, to be honest.
(LAUGHS) Well, it does make things a lot easier - when you answer your phone.
- (LAUGHS) I was just wondering what you're doing later.
(KISSES) Hm.
(SIGHS) I wanna get it right this time.
Yeah.
Me too.
So, what do we do? Just take it slow, I guess.
Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Can we maybe not tell anyone? Just - enjoy this for a bit? - Yeah.
I'll do whatever it takes.
- I'm not gonna lose you again, Paige.
- (TITTERS) I'm not planning on going anywhere.
Good.
Oh! Tahlia's launch.
- What about it? - (MOANS) We'll have to keep our distance.
- Yeah, easy.
- (PHONE RINGING) - No! (LAUGHS) - (PHONE RINGING) - Distance.
- (PHONE RINGING) - Who is that? - (PHONE RINGING) - I don't really know.
- (PHONE RINGING) Oh, I could stay here all day, but I gotta get to recovery.
Oh! And so it begins.
(WHISPERS) I thought you said he was out.
Yeah, I thought he was.
- Uh.
(WHISTLES) - (FRIDGE CLOSING) - Hey, mate.
- Hey.
- Oh, what are you making? - A smoothie.
Mmm.
What's, uh, what's in it? - Uh, I got coconut water.
- Mm.
- Banana, bit of spinach.
- Mm-hm.
Mm, yum.
- I'll grab you a glass.
- Oh! No, no.
I'm all good.
I just ate, actually, so I'm sweet.
OK.
Your loss.
Hey, why do you need the spinach when you have kale, - like - I'll see you later, Paige.
Yep.
So, I've got a few errands to run, but I'll be back by 2:00.
- You'll keep me updated, yeah? - Not gonna happen.
- What? Come on! - (KNOCKING) - Hello.
- Madeline? - Yes? - I'm Yanna, the masseuse.
Oh.
And suddenly, Travis sending the kids to the zoo - with his mum makes sense.
- Oh.
Is the surprise thing still going on? Yes.
It's very rewarding.
And also, time consuming and expensive.
Unfortunately, we're incredibly competitive, - and I can't make it stop.
- (LAUGHS) Sorry, Yanna.
Um, come through.
All right.
I'll see you later.
- Of course.
- OK.
- Oh.
Uh, the launch.
- Yeah? You know how much I appreciate everything you did for me yesterday, but I just think maybe it's a good idea if I don't go.
- OK.
- Really? Oh.
OK.
I just expected more of a fight.
(LAUGHS) To be honest, I'm kind of relieved that you brought it up.
OK.
Well, you do know I'll be watching from home - via closely-monitored hashtag.
- Yeah.
(LAUGHS) Mm.
- All right.
I'll go out first, just in case.
- Mm-hm.
All right.
(SIGHS) (SIGHS) Heh.
It's just asking someone out.
You have asked someone out before, right? - They always ask me.
- Oh.
Must be nice.
Look, no one's saying that this is the solution - to all of your problems.
- That's good to hear.
But getting out of our comfort zone is something that we're all gonna have to get used to.
- Hi.
- Hello.
I'm Jessica Davies.
I'm here to see Aaron.
Just take a seat.
- Breathe.
- (INHALES) (EXHALES) Jessie.
Hey, how are you going? I'm Chas.
Aaron's asked me to take your appointment today.
Give me a couple minutes, I'll get the room ready, and I'll be right with you.
Not a rejection.
- It kind of is.
- Uh-uh.
There could be a million reasons why he needed to drop out.
I'm not playing this game.
- Uh, where are you going? - Home.
- What about rehab? - Don't care.
KATH: Sorry.
This is the best idea I had.
BRIAN: Feels like the house is under siege.
- It'll die down in a day or two.
- Yeah, let's hope so.
You heard from the kids? Al is not taking my calls.
Yeah, they're pretty upset.
Told them to come home next weekend.
So I saw Minindi this morning.
Reckons he's got the numbers for a vote of no confidence tomorrow.
Oh.
Bet he does.
You gonna get the dirt on Liam before then? I don't know.
With Kendall, we have to tread so carefully.
Sorry.
- What are you sorry for? - Poking the bear.
- If I hadn't lost it at training - He would have done it, anyway.
Maybe.
No matter how this plays out, I'm gonna face a firing squad, aren't I? You just give them hell on the way out.
All right? Now, Nagè, I wanna add three more people to the list.
- How's the venue looking? - Incredible.
- (SQUEALS) - (BOTH LAUGH) - Hey.
- Hey.
Now, either you've had sex, or I'm gonna need the name of that blush that you're using.
(LAUGHS) Uh, I went to see Dan.
Dan.
Wow.
What's that supposed to mean? Oh.
It's just not really a fresh direction for you, is it? It's different this time.
- Yeah, of course it is.
- No, it really is.
He said it, himself.
He's gonna do whatever it takes to make it work, so I'm sure he will.
Fuck you, man.
Excuse me? You're the one who told me it was just ghost feelings.
You were the one who told me to sleep with Brody.
If you didn't interfere, I might have figured it out sooner.
Don't you dare blame me for your shit.
Dan, Brody, Dan, Brody.
I am so sick of hearing it! You got in my head with your tiny dresses and your ridiculous events and your stupid rules, and all 'cause you were just lonely and sad without Connor.
Get out.
No worries.
Keep on running after you Running I just keep on running Oh-ooh-ooh I just keep on running (EXHALES) - (DOOR CLOSING) - Hello? - (GASPS) Hi, baby! - Hey.
- I am so sorry! - Oh, that's OK.
- You look stunning.
- Hm.
(KISSES) Yes, I know.
(EXHALES) Minindi is on the prowl today.
And that, uh, vote of no confidence goes through, tomorrow - you know what that means.
- That's not gonna happen.
- You're coming off a win.
- The only reason why I'm still there - is 'cause of Kath.
- Oh.
And they've got Brian in the wings, waiting to be, you know, ushered in.
Brian's always had your back.
- Not always.
- Mm.
(PHONE RINGS) - (GASPS AND SQUEALS) - What? - (CLICKING) - Your surprise is here.
(LAUGHS) - Thank you for your massage, by the way.
- Oh.
- (KISSES) My pleasure.
- Mm-hm.
Are you kidding me? That's it, you're done? - Eh.
Pretty much, yeah.
- (GROANS) This took me over an hour.
- And I reckon you could tell the difference.
- (SIGHS) Tell you what, it's lucky that you're so handsome.
Let's go.
- Whoa.
- You're nailing it.
- Thank you.
After you.
- Come and see the best surprise in the world.
Oh.
- Ooh.
- What's this? Well, it is not just a handy yet environmentally concerning form of transportation, it is much, much more than that! May I present your own personal man cave.
Oh.
(LAUGHS) Full of beer, surround sound, all the sports channels.
Any time the whole fashion party gets too much, you just pop in here with six to seven 10 to 12 of your closest friends.
(LAUGHS) That is - genius.
- Mm.
(KISSES) Just one little point that I failed to mention.
- I won't be coming with you.
- What? Why? Long story, that I will take you through at a more appropriate juncture.
- (GASPS) Look, a fireplace.
- What? No.
- But you will be there? - Yes.
Later, at a yet to be determined time.
- Promise? - Promise.
Now, go.
Have fun.
Put your seatbelt on.
No.
- Oh! (LAUGHS) - Hey! - You look amazing! - Oh, thank you! There are only so many outfits that go with a knee brace.
- No! (LAUGHS) - Can I get a photo? - Yeah, absolutely! - Yeah, sure.
Sorry, I meant just Rusty and Shane, please.
(LAUGHS) Oh, yeah.
Cool.
No worries.
I should get used to that, now.
Drinks! Yay.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
What is he doing here? I have no idea who that is.
- Is this your doing? - Yep.
Why? Oh, I heard he bumped you off to another physio.
I had a sneaky suspicion that maybe he was into you, too.
- And? - Turns out it was just a scheduling thing.
Apparently he's not working Sundays anymore.
But, if it's any consolation, I invited him, he's here, and I think you're in with a chance, so good luck.
Thank you.
I really appreciate you doing this, Mads.
Oh, please.
I wanna support Kendall any way I can.
Wow.
You put a lot of thought into this.
Yeah.
Well, my aim is to message today as far away from ambush as possible.
Uh-huh.
Well, you've you've achieved that.
- What? - Nothing.
It's just that there's something very confrontational about you.
- Maybe uncross your legs.
- (KNOCKING) You do know I'm about to tell a recovering addict that the only person she trusts in this world is a manipulating, gaslighting arsehole? And ask for her help to bring him down.
And she's worried about how I look.
- (DOOR OPENING) - Kendall.
- Hello! - Hi.
- (DOOR CLOSING) - Mmm.
Smells funny in here.
- Oh.
- Were you smoking? No! (LAUGHS) - No, it's just the incense.
- Oh, yes.
Of course.
Now, I took the liberty of inviting a friend today.
She assures me that she is here for the right reasons.
Yeah, what's this? An ambush? - No! Oh, God.
No.
- No.
No, it's not - It's not an ambush.
- (LAUGHS) Look, I already know what you're gonna say, and it's a load of crap.
I mean, there's always women going around saying they've fucked footballers, but it doesn't mean anything, does it? So he's told you about Samira? Did he tell you that she's 17? So? She was doing work experience.
She dropped out because of him.
She might drop out of school, altogether.
- It's not my problem.
- OK.
- Why did he leave Perth? - (CHUCKLES WRYLY) Oh, I don't know, maybe 'cause you offered him a shitload of money? No.
All we did was match his wages.
That he wanted to, um, be close to his family? No.
He told people he left because of you.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
- I don't need this shit.
- Oh.
To be honest, that went better than I expected.
- (DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING) - Come on.
- Kendall! - (CAR HONKING) Kendall, I'm sorry.
Last thing we want to do is upset you.
Go back inside and leave me alone.
(SNIFFS) Kendall, sweetheart, what's happening here? I just lost my licence, OK? I'm waiting for a taxi.
- Well, could we - No! It's not your window! - Baby, just talk - I don't wanna hear anything that comes out of your mouth! Could we just talk while you wait for your car? Why would Liam leave a club because of me? You really don't know? Know what? So he hasn't told you? About the videos? I've got no idea what you're talking about.
Apparently, Liam left Perth because you sent some sexually explicit videos to other members of the team.
- I would never do that.
- We believe you.
But they came from an account with your name on it.
Oh, no.
(LAUGHS) (SOBS) No, none of that is true.
He would never do that to me.
(SNIFFS) He also stole and released naked photos of Tahlia.
Bullshit! - Maybe if you talk to some people - If I talk to anyone, I will talk to Liam.
- (PHONE BEEPING) - Fuck! - Fuck it.
- Oh, Kendall.
It's OK.
Come on, I'll give you a lift.
I'm not going anywhere with you! I just wanna make sure you get home safe, that's all.
Come on, let me just take you home.
I won't even talk.
I swear.
If you say one word, I'm fucking out.
PAIGE: OK, so, what's your opening line? - What? - I'm Aaron.
- Get your flirt on.
Go on.
- Oh, yeah.
I think it would be beneficial for all of us to watch this.
Mm, yes.
- Hi! - Hey.
How are you? Are you well? - (LAUGHS) - I'm so bad at this! (LAUGHS) - I don't know how! (LAUGHS) - Oh, here she is.
- Oh, woman of the hour! - (TITTERS) Mmm.
- The place looks amazing.
- Thank you.
Is there something going on between you two? No.
Is there something going on with you? Yeah, I really walked into that.
(LAUGHS) Um Jessie's about to ask Aaron out, so I am going to need a visual on that target.
Yes, girl.
- (WHISPERS) Yes.
Get it.
- Um, Jess Oh, yeah.
Good luck.
- Bye.
- See you.
- Hey.
- Hey.
I, um, wasn't sure if you could see me.
I was the bloke over there waving like a bit of a knob.
(LAUGHS) I saw you.
But I was just surprised, I'm sorry.
Um - Right.
- About you being here - waving and all.
- Yeah.
OK.
This is I'm gonna be upfront with you, 'cause fuck it.
OK.
Do you wanna get a drink with me sometime outside of office hours? - Like, in a non-professional way? - Yeah.
Like, uh like a date? - Yeah, like a date with me.
- Yeah.
- If that works for you? - Yes.
Yeah, I'd like that.
- OK.
- (LAUGHS) OK.
Hey, this is Liam.
Leave a message.
Don't look at me! Don't even breathe in my direction.
My eyes are firmly on the road.
- You want me to come in? - Fuck no.
Too close? (LAUGHS) - Way too close.
- Yeah, well, I can't help it.
Hey, guys? Hey, um, are you two still on for later? For Maddy's surprise? 'Cause there'll be food, and I'm, uh, restocking the bar.
- Yeah.
We'll be here.
Yeah.
- Yeah? Good on you.
Hey, uh (CLEARS THROAT) did I miss something, are you two - No.
- No, no.
Oh, my God, you are! - (WHISPERS) You are, you totally are.
- Well, yeah, but it's it's very early days.
- Uh-huh? - Yeah, we're we're just - still figuring it out.
- Actually if you could keep it on the on the down low Oh, mate! Totally, mate.
I mean, I have to tell Maddy, of course.
But then, it's I thought we agreed to keep things quiet! Oh, come on.
They're our friends.
- They're not gonna tell anyone.
- (CROWD APPLAUDING) TAHLIA: Hello, everybody.
Now, this launch is a culmination of a lot of hard work by a lot of very talented people, and I wanna thank you all for your love and your support.
- Um, I'll be back in a sec.
- CocoBean is a project that is very close to my heart.
Am I late? Did I miss it? - Oh, no.
She's just starting.
- (SIGHS) - You all right? - Oh, yeah.
Just another day in the life of a senior partner with two kids, who also happens to be married to the coach of a professional football team.
- Oh! I don't know how you do it.
- Oh, me neither.
You know, every year, I say to myself, "This can't possibly get any harder.
" And somehow, it does.
You've got this, though, you and Trav.
Like, you've got great careers and great kids.
Yes.
And for the past few weeks, a series of crippling panic attacks.
Oh, Mads.
Sometimes, when you try so hard to control everything perfectly, - you get blindsided.
- (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) - OK.
I'll see you in there.
- Yeah.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING) (CAMERA SNAPS) Oh, yes.
Thank you.
Great speech.
Very compelling.
I saw you walk in just before the end.
Yes, but it was the big finish that really sold it.
How's Kath? (PHONE RINGING) Hey.
Well, Kendall went in about 20 minutes ago.
I'm still sitting out the front.
Kath, I know it's hard to let go, but you've done everything you can.
She'll be in touch if she needs help.
Besides, you better get going if you're gonna make it back in time.
In time for what? Oh, nothing.
I guess we just have to hope that Tahl's performance yesterday was enough to make sure the board do their due diligence.
Anyway, I better get going.
Right.
We'll see you tonight.
Wait, seriously, what is tonight? Tahlia?! Bloody hell.
(PHONE RINGING) - Kendall? - KENDALL: Hey, can you come back? - I think I've found something.
- Yeah, sure.
- Where's Liam? - Um, he went for a run.
Right, are you expecting him back any time soon? How should I know? He left his phone here.
What's this? I should have checked way sooner, but I don't know, I thought they were just movies or something.
I don't think that any of them knew that he was filming them.
All the stuff from Connor's phone is on there, too.
How many women are there? I don't know.
Is that her? The work experience kid? - We need to take this to the police.
- Oh, no.
- It's the right thing to do, Kendall.
- I can't.
- You know it's the right thing to do.
- (DOOR CLOSES) - You have to go.
You have to go.
- The hard drive.
Just say I took it.
- You don't have to be involved.
- LIAM: Babe, you home? - Hey.
Hi.
- Hey.
What's she doing here? Oh, she I don't know.
She just wanted to talk to you.
Liam, look, I know we've had our differences, but there's gonna be a vote of no confidence tomorrow.
I'd really like your help.
- Why would I help you? - I was wrong.
I should have stopped that investigation.
What are you doing with my computer? Oh, I just borrowed it, babe.
What for? Um, just Where's my hard drive? Upstairs! God! (SCREAMS) - Kath! - Go, go, go! (GRUNTS) Liam! No, Liam! - (SNAP!) - (CRIES) Liam, no! Liam! I'm so sorry.
Oh, baby.
Baby, baby, baby.
No, it's OK.
It's OK.
Yeah, an ambulance, please.
(WHIMPERS) Yeah.
Yeah, I'm looking for them now.
The, uh, ambos think that Liam might need surgery.
No, no, Mads.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Um, but the sooner you could get down here the better, yeah? OK, bye.
My friend told me of a secret Told me That she blames herself Kendall.
You invaded Her magnificence (CRIES) How could I have been so stupid? None of this is your fault.
None of it.
Wearing Her shirt that low - They said - (INAUDIBLE) - Boys will be boys - It's all right.
Deaf to The word no.
- Hey.
- Hey.
You all right? We need to talk.
I know this isn't the time, but if I don't say this now I'm gonna wake up one day and you're gonna be gone.
Hey I thought this is what you wanted.
I thought this was our only option, but if you'll sit with me in this and try to fix us Of course that's what I want.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
(P.
A.
CHIME AND ANNOUNCEMENT) Hospital staff are advised to take note that the service elevator in the north wing is out of order.
Well, I managed to get hold of her mother.
Apparently she's been trying to get in touch with her for ages, but - Liam.
- Yes.
I hope they throw the book at him.
Well, they've got plenty to charge him with.
24 women.
Most of them from Perth.
Other players' girlfriends, some randoms, the coach's daughter.
He'll go to jail.
If the prosecutors do their job properly.
Launch done and dusted.
Now, I don't mean to be rude, but where the hell is everyone? Uh, well, Trav's being all mysterious about Maddy's latest gift, so I wouldn't be surprised if he's locked her in a cupboard until the big reveal, and Paige smoke bombed.
She said she wasn't feeling well.
Thank you.
Do you want one of these? It's got, like, five different kinds of alcohol in it.
No, I think I should probably have a champagne.
Are we celebrating? There is enough interest to make it official.
Nagè want to take CocoBean international.
- Oh, my gosh, Tahlia! You did it! - I know! World domination, here I come! OK, let's get you that drink.
You know what? Hold that thought.
I'll be back in a sec.
Hey.
What are you doing back? I thought you were staying for the party.
(SIGHS) I came back for you.
I am so sorry.
That stuff I said, I didn't mean a word of it.
I know.
I I just I was scared you were right, that I'm making a huge mistake.
- I never said that.
- Yeah, you didn't have to.
You know, I thought it would all be OK if I could just get my head around this world, establish some boundaries.
I realised it can't be done.
There's no compromise.
I don't know how to live like that again.
OK, pay attention, because these are my last words of wisdom on this topic.
It isn't the world that's the problem.
- It's you.
- Sorry? You have always made such a big deal about not wanting to become one of us.
And besides from being mildly offensive, it's bullshit.
I mean, haven't we given you the freedom to be exactly who you are? - Always.
- Yeah.
So, then, you should know that you can be a style icon, or you can be a teacher, or you can be both, but don't shut yourself off from happiness because you've got some preconceived idea of who you'd have to be if you stayed with Dan.
I've totally fucked this, haven't I? Not yet.
Come on, let's go.
Who'd-a thunk it, huh? I'm all loved up, and you're going on a date.
I think you're still ahead of me.
Well, I didn't want to say anything, but Rus, I am so proud of you.
When he asks you to move in with him, say yes.
I think you're getting a little bit - ahead of yourself there.
- Maybe, but maybe not.
Rus, I want you to know it's fine.
I'm gonna be fine.
Yeah, I know.
Tahls.
I'll I'll catch you inside.
Listen, I am heavily invested in what she's about to do in there, so be quick.
I wanted to tell you I'm gonna put myself up for trade at the end of the season.
You're leaving the Southern Jets? Yeah yeah, I am.
Because of Kath? I've been at the club for eight years.
Will you go interstate? Yeah.
Yeah, if I have to.
Why? Will you miss me? About as much as your face misses a razor.
Who's gonna call you out on all your bullshit? Who's gonna call you out on all yours? I don't know.
Paige had a good crack earlier.
- Hey.
- Hey.
I thought you said you weren't feeling well.
Yeah.
Yeah, I came down with a nasty case of being a total dickhead.
What? So, this whole time I thought I, um I couldn't be with you because I'd have to change who I am.
You know I like you for you, right? Yeah, a rum-drinking maths nerd who's sadly disinterested in footy.
- Paige, I like all of that.
I do.
- Good, because I want this.
No half-arseing.
I'm in.
I'm totally and completely in.
- Oh! - Ooh! (APPLAUDS) Hey! (CHEERING) Oh, my God.
Where have you been? It is a long story.
All you need to know right now is that Liam's gone.
OK, great.
I am so sorry that we missed most of your launch.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
(CHUCKLES) This looks strangely familiar.
Welcome to your surprise.
(LAUGHS) What are you talking about? This whole week, I've just been trying to come up with the perfect way to show you how much you mean to me, and I just keep coming up with the same thing.
(CHUCKLES) Marrying you was the best decision I ever made.
So, today I propose that we do it all again.
You want us to renew our vows? Right here, right now.
What do you say? (LAUGHS) Yes.
- (LAUGHS) - (CHEERING) Yay! Whoo! Can I help you, mate? Yeah, I'm just looking for someone.
I think you got the wrong place.
This is a private party.
No, I just want a quick word.
That's all.
Is there a problem here? One of your pals owes us some money.
I don't think so.
I think there's some sort of mistake here.
There's no mistake.
This is the Southern Jets, yeah? Yeah.
Well, someone's been making some bets they shouldn't have made.
It's got nothing to do with the club.
OK, I'm calling the police.
Is everything all right here? Yeah, we're fine.
Everyone just put your dicks away.
Oh.
(LAUGHS) - All right, go on.
- What's that all about? (MOTORCYCLE REVVING) What was that about? I don't know.
I promise to not try and fix the bathroom door and get a tradie to come in and do it properly.
- (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - Finally.
Um, I promise not to say that I don't need the SAT-NAV, and then get cross with you when you don't know the way.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) - Thank you.
- Mm-hm.
Being married to you is not a one-time thing.
Something we'll do every day.
So, I promise to keep trying to get better at it.
AUDIENCE: Aww.
I promise to stick with it.
Even when we fuck up, which we will regularly.
Sometimes even I might make a mistake.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) I promise to love you and all the versions of you which may turn up along the way.
I choose you, always and forever.
(CHEERING) Hit it! Did you think it was heaven? Was it something like heaven? Think you should take a look close, oh-oh Think you should take a look - (CHEERS) - Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Ladies, ladies.
To the Southern Jets.
Fuck that.
To us.
(LAUGHS) Bad-arse boss ladies, kicking goals.
- Yeah, speak for yourself.
- I am.
- (LAUGHS) Never change, Tahlia Woods.
- I wasn't planning on it.
Take a bit of that attitude into tomorrow's vote, and I won't end up being the sole breadwinner of my family.
Oh, Trav does not need me.
He is an excellent coach.
JESSIE: Agreed.
And if I do manage to hang on, I want to bring you in full-time.
Help me get this women's team off the ground.
I appreciate that, thank you, but I'm not ready to give up on playing.
What? It's a long shot, but, yeah, until I've exhausted every option - We won't go down without a fight.
- Yes! Wait up, you still want to be president? Yeah, I do.
After everything those pricks have done to you? I love this club.
I love all these people, and you know what? I want to win us the bloody flag.
- (LAUGHS) Yeah! - Yes! - Cheers! - Cheers to that.
- Cheers.
- Woo-hoo! (LAUGHS) - Hey, Paige.
Can we talk for a sec? - Yeah.
Can you hold that? Sure.
Sweet child, you're alive What's up? Uh, that that guy before - Yeah? - yeah, he's looking for me.
- Why? - When I was out injured, I started putting some stupid bets on, not footy, but, um, like, soccer and and basketball, and How much do you owe? A lot.
- We'll fix it.
- No, no.
I fucked up.
You earn, like, a bajillion dollars a year, I'm a math whiz.
We'll fix it.
- We will fix it.
- (MOTORBIKE REVVING) (GUN FIRES) (SCREAMING) Think you should take a look close, close, close, oh-oh Hey! Call an ambulance! Close, close, close, close Think you should take a look.