Pop Team Epic (2018) s02e08 Episode Script
Pop Team Epic Battle Royale
1
Poptepipic.
Let's play a word game.
Okay.
DICTIONARY
What's this?
A handicap.
-You can do better!
-Guess I can!
DICTIONARY
COMPENDIUM OF LAWS
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble, a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
-Apple.
-Gorilla.
Trumpet.
Did someone call for me?
FOREST SAGE - APPLE GORILLA TRUMPE
W-Wow.
Wew.
EPISODE 8: "POP TEAM EPIC BATTLE ROYALE"
Pop team Epic Battle Royale.
100 participants descend upon
an uninhabited island
to determine the final survivor.
A game using only materials found
on the island, where the wager is life.
Our survivors are headed
towards the battlefield today.
I'm the big gun.
No, I'm the big gun.
I've got a little gun. Will you shut up?
99 REMAINING
Kiss the ground, ground kisser!
That was so crude. You should
be classier in a battle royale.
Then, let's see which of us
can kill more, Pipimi!
Outta my way!
Outta my way! Whoa!
Fear me! Draw back!
Die before you can use
your moXXle suit's capabilities!
The Great Old Ones numbah wan!
Suck my dick, dick sucker!
-Sure you got time to be toxic?
-Huh?
Outta my way!
Outta my way!
-Oh? I'm outta here for now.
-Outta my way!
46 REMAINING
-Trash!
-Loser!
-Usada!
-Don't call me Usada!
-Poop!
-Trash!
19 REMAINING
I can't shoot!
I can't shoot either!
-Double kill.
-The going's good!
-Outta my way! Outta my way!
-Outta my way! The hell you doing?!
-Run!
-Who's that?!
It's Pine again!
Damn!
A cheater, huh? What an ass.
Ruining a fun battle royale.
-We can fight each other later.
-Very well. That asshole comes first.
Kill!
-You can do it.
-You do it too!
There are only three remaining,
including us.
If we just sit here, he'll get us.
Then what? Do we both go in at once?
No. This is our only way!
What?! No!
Popuko, win it.
Today, you're the champion.
Pipimi!
Pipimi! Pipimi!
I see! She used up all his ammo!
Die in hell!
Damn! I'm out of ammo too!
Pipimi's loot box!
Cheater, you'll never win a game.
You've gained an empty victory.
Huh? What?
Poke.
1 REMAINING
Don't do cheats, kids!
Poptepipic!
My legs have been crossed
since I was born!
Then, how do you walk?
Poptepipic!
-Can you donchiki?
-What's that mean?
Don to the right and chiki to the left.
-Huh? Like this? I don't get it.
-Sh-She's doing it!
-Huh? What's this? What is it?
-She's doing it!
She's doing it!
No, seriously. What is this?
What is this? No, seriously.
What is this?
Poptepipic!
One, two, three, and
Pop goes cheese!
There's no resisting this cuteness.
Humanity has no escape.
So, let's decorate the earth!
-Yay!
-Go, go!
-Deco-deco!
-Pop-piko!
Cute!
-So cute!
-Cute!
Ugly planet. Forget invading it.
Poptepipic?
Pop Team Cooking!
Welcome! It's time
for another Pop Team Cooking
Huh? Pipimi?
Huh? Who wants some whip?!
Me!
It's sweet.
THE END
Poptepipic!
I'm an instrument now!
Hey, play me!
Huh? I'd rather play the usual Pop.
She played me
Poptepipic!
In this world
You win if you name yourself!
-I'm a nurse!
-I'm a government official!
You can't do that.
-Huh?
-As for why
It's because you can do bigger things.
I'll do it!
Poptepipic.
Ah. I want to hear
that specific nauseating voice
that self-proclaimed
smooth voice streamers do.
-Do it.
-Y-Yes.
You want me to wish you good night?
Damn, he pisses me off!
-Kill him.
-As you wish.
Bob Epic Team.
Teacher! I've got my ult!
You don't need to say that during class.
But it's ready to use!
Waah! Waah! Waah!
Fine, fine. Okay. You can use it.
What! Yahoo!
Shinku Hado
What's it supposed to do?!
Poptepipic.
-Mushroom!
-Bamboo shoot!
-Mushroom!
-Bamboo shoot!
-Mushroom!
-Bamboo shoot!
-Leek!
-Stop that!
You don't get the joke!
Poptepipic.
-Poptepi Delivery.
-Coming!
Poptepipic.
My shoulders are stiff.
Grandma, let me-me-me
She bugged out.
A long time ago,
this would happen a lot to video games.
You young kids wouldn't know that.
When this happens, you do this.
Grandma, let me rub your shoulders.
Poptepipic.
Hey, Pipimi! A jack-in-the-box!
Ah, crap, I said it.
Peek.
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace, friends and peace
Peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace, friends and peace
Peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace, friends and peace
Peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating
On me now
SEE YOU NEXT TIME
Thank you for purchasing Poptepipic.
There are people watching on stream too.
Actually, shouldn't people
buy Di XX Charat instead?
What?! On this show?!
Yeah, I thought it would be good
to mention it at least once.
-Crossing the line
-Yeah, right.
-Okay!
-So, how was the recording today?
A lot came out of me.
-Yeah, a lot came out.
-Yeah.
-Like, the stuff I ate nearly came out.
-Don't let that out.
COME ON, NO WAY!
BUYING POPTEPI 2 BDS?
Ah, but I watched it,
so, this was really fun.
Right? Yeah, it really felt like
I heard a lot of gags you saved up.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Poptepipic.
Let's play a word game.
Okay.
DICTIONARY
What's this?
A handicap.
-You can do better than that!
-Guess I can!
GIMEST, KINMA
-That's way too much.
-Huh?
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble, a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
-Apple.
-Gorilla.
Trumpet.
Did someone call for me?
FOREST SAGE - APPLE GORILLA TRUMPE
W-Wow.
-Wew.
-Wew.
EPISODE 8: "POP TEAM EPIC BATTLE ROYALE"
Pop Team Epic Battle Royale.
100 participants descend upon
an uninhabited island
to determine the final survivor.
A game using only materials found
on the island, where the wager is life.
Our survivors are headed
towards the battlefield today.
I'm the big gun.
No, I'm the big gun.
I've got a little gun. Will you shut up?
99 REMAINING
Kiss the ground, ground kisser!
That was so crude. You should
be classier in a battle royale.
Then, let's see which of us
can kill more, Pipimi!
Outta my way!
Outta my way! Whoa!
Fear me! Draw back!
Die before you can use
your moXXle suit's capabilities!
The Great Old Ones numbah wan!
Suck my dick, dick sucker!
-Sure you got time to be toxic?
-Huh?
Outta my way!
Outta my way!
-Outta my way!
-Oh? I'm outta here for now.
50 REMAINING
Trash!
-Loser!
-Trash!
-Ass!
-Poop!
-Stupid!
-Poop!
19 REMAINING
I can't shoot!
I can't shoot either!
-Double kill.
-The going's good!
-Outta my way! Outta my way!
-Outta my way! The hell you doing?!
-Run!
-Who's that?!
It's Pine again!
Damn!
A cheater, huh? What an ass.
Ruining a fun battle royale.
We can fight each other later.
Very well. That asshole comes first.
Kill!
-You can do it.
-You do it too!
There are only three remaining,
including us.
If we just sit here,
he'll have his way with us.
Then, what? Do we both go in at once?
No. This is our only way!
What?! No!
Popuko, win it.
Today, you're the champion.
Pipimi!
Pipimi! Pipimi!
I see! She used up all his ammo!
Die in hell!
Damn! I'm out of ammo too!
Pipimi's loot box!
Cheater, you'll never win a game.
You've gained an empty victory.
Huh? What?
1 REMAINING
Don't do cheats, kids!
Poptepipic.
My legs have been crossed
since I was born!
Then, how do you walk?
Come on, SnaXX.
-Pipimi, can you donchiki?
-What's that mean?
Don to the right and chiki to the left.
-Huh? Like this? I don't get it.
-Sh-She's doing it!
-Huh? What's this? This?
-She's doing it!
She's doing it!
No, seriously. What is this?
What is this? No, seriously.
What is this?
Poptepipic!
One, two, three, and
Pop goes cheese!
There's no resisting this cuteness.
Humanity has no escape.
So, let's decorate the earth!
-Go, go!
-Go, go!
-Yay!
-Cute!
-Thank you!
-I'm actually an old dude!
They found out!
-Cute!
-They know!
Ugly planet. Forget invading it.
Poptepipic.
Pop Team Cooking!
Welcome! It's time
for another Pop Team Cooking
Huh? Pipimi?
Huh? Who wants some whip?!
Me!
Ten! Ten! Ten!
Poptepipic!
I'm an instrument now!
Hey, play me!
Huh? I'd rather play the usual Pop.
She played me
Poptepipic.
In this world
You win if you name yourself!
-I'm a nurse!
-I'm a government official!
-You can't do that.
-Huh?
As for why
It's because you can do bigger things.
Poptepipic.
Ah. I want to hear
that specific nauseating voice
that self-proclaimed
smooth voice streamers do.
-Do it, bitch!
-Y-Yes.
You want me to wish you good night?
Damn, he pisses me off!
-Kill him.
-As you wish.
Poptepipic!
Bob Epic Team.
Teacher! I've got my ult!
You don't need to say that during class.
But it's ready to use!
Fine, fine. Okay. You can use it.
What! Yahoo!
Shinku Hado
What's it supposed to do?!
Poptepipic.
-Mushroom!
-Bamboo shoot!
-Mushroom!
-Bamboo shoot!
-Mushroom!
-Bamboo shoot!
-Leek!
-Stop that!
You don't get the joke!
Poptepipic.
-Poptepi Delivery.
-Coming!
Poptepipic.
My shoulders are stiff.
Grandma, let me-me-me
She bugged out.
A long time ago,
this would happen a lot to video games.
You young kids wouldn't know that.
When this happens, you do this.
Grandma, let me rub your shoulders.
Poptepipic!
Hey, Pipimi! A jack-in-the-box!
Ah, crap, I said it. Ah.
Peek.
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace, friends and peace
Peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace, friends and peace
Peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace, friends and peace
Peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating
On me now
SEE YOU NEXT TIME
Well, so we're done recording today.
Eisai haramasukoi
I wanted to do that too.
Eisai haramasukoi
I don't know why, but I love that dance.
I was glued to the screen
every week when season one aired.
You kept telling me that in the lobby.
-Yeah, I love it.
-That you're a huge fan of this show.
You were putting pressure
on me to do it right.
No, no, that's not it.
I was trying to say anything goes.
-Right, right, right.
-Ah, freely, following my whims?
We got that down perfectly.
I hope everyone will enjoy it.
-Thank you very much.
-I think they'll enjoy it.
COME ON, NO WAY!
BUYING POPTEPI 2 BDS?
Poptepipic.
Let's play a word game.
Okay.
DICTIONARY
What's this?
A handicap.
-You can do better!
-Guess I can!
DICTIONARY
COMPENDIUM OF LAWS
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble, a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
-Apple.
-Gorilla.
Trumpet.
Did someone call for me?
FOREST SAGE - APPLE GORILLA TRUMPE
W-Wow.
Wew.
EPISODE 8: "POP TEAM EPIC BATTLE ROYALE"
Pop team Epic Battle Royale.
100 participants descend upon
an uninhabited island
to determine the final survivor.
A game using only materials found
on the island, where the wager is life.
Our survivors are headed
towards the battlefield today.
I'm the big gun.
No, I'm the big gun.
I've got a little gun. Will you shut up?
99 REMAINING
Kiss the ground, ground kisser!
That was so crude. You should
be classier in a battle royale.
Then, let's see which of us
can kill more, Pipimi!
Outta my way!
Outta my way! Whoa!
Fear me! Draw back!
Die before you can use
your moXXle suit's capabilities!
The Great Old Ones numbah wan!
Suck my dick, dick sucker!
-Sure you got time to be toxic?
-Huh?
Outta my way!
Outta my way!
-Oh? I'm outta here for now.
-Outta my way!
46 REMAINING
-Trash!
-Loser!
-Usada!
-Don't call me Usada!
-Poop!
-Trash!
19 REMAINING
I can't shoot!
I can't shoot either!
-Double kill.
-The going's good!
-Outta my way! Outta my way!
-Outta my way! The hell you doing?!
-Run!
-Who's that?!
It's Pine again!
Damn!
A cheater, huh? What an ass.
Ruining a fun battle royale.
-We can fight each other later.
-Very well. That asshole comes first.
Kill!
-You can do it.
-You do it too!
There are only three remaining,
including us.
If we just sit here, he'll get us.
Then what? Do we both go in at once?
No. This is our only way!
What?! No!
Popuko, win it.
Today, you're the champion.
Pipimi!
Pipimi! Pipimi!
I see! She used up all his ammo!
Die in hell!
Damn! I'm out of ammo too!
Pipimi's loot box!
Cheater, you'll never win a game.
You've gained an empty victory.
Huh? What?
Poke.
1 REMAINING
Don't do cheats, kids!
Poptepipic!
My legs have been crossed
since I was born!
Then, how do you walk?
Poptepipic!
-Can you donchiki?
-What's that mean?
Don to the right and chiki to the left.
-Huh? Like this? I don't get it.
-Sh-She's doing it!
-Huh? What's this? What is it?
-She's doing it!
She's doing it!
No, seriously. What is this?
What is this? No, seriously.
What is this?
Poptepipic!
One, two, three, and
Pop goes cheese!
There's no resisting this cuteness.
Humanity has no escape.
So, let's decorate the earth!
-Yay!
-Go, go!
-Deco-deco!
-Pop-piko!
Cute!
-So cute!
-Cute!
Ugly planet. Forget invading it.
Poptepipic?
Pop Team Cooking!
Welcome! It's time
for another Pop Team Cooking
Huh? Pipimi?
Huh? Who wants some whip?!
Me!
It's sweet.
THE END
Poptepipic!
I'm an instrument now!
Hey, play me!
Huh? I'd rather play the usual Pop.
She played me
Poptepipic!
In this world
You win if you name yourself!
-I'm a nurse!
-I'm a government official!
You can't do that.
-Huh?
-As for why
It's because you can do bigger things.
I'll do it!
Poptepipic.
Ah. I want to hear
that specific nauseating voice
that self-proclaimed
smooth voice streamers do.
-Do it.
-Y-Yes.
You want me to wish you good night?
Damn, he pisses me off!
-Kill him.
-As you wish.
Bob Epic Team.
Teacher! I've got my ult!
You don't need to say that during class.
But it's ready to use!
Waah! Waah! Waah!
Fine, fine. Okay. You can use it.
What! Yahoo!
Shinku Hado
What's it supposed to do?!
Poptepipic.
-Mushroom!
-Bamboo shoot!
-Mushroom!
-Bamboo shoot!
-Mushroom!
-Bamboo shoot!
-Leek!
-Stop that!
You don't get the joke!
Poptepipic.
-Poptepi Delivery.
-Coming!
Poptepipic.
My shoulders are stiff.
Grandma, let me-me-me
She bugged out.
A long time ago,
this would happen a lot to video games.
You young kids wouldn't know that.
When this happens, you do this.
Grandma, let me rub your shoulders.
Poptepipic.
Hey, Pipimi! A jack-in-the-box!
Ah, crap, I said it.
Peek.
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace, friends and peace
Peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace, friends and peace
Peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace, friends and peace
Peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating
On me now
SEE YOU NEXT TIME
Thank you for purchasing Poptepipic.
There are people watching on stream too.
Actually, shouldn't people
buy Di XX Charat instead?
What?! On this show?!
Yeah, I thought it would be good
to mention it at least once.
-Crossing the line
-Yeah, right.
-Okay!
-So, how was the recording today?
A lot came out of me.
-Yeah, a lot came out.
-Yeah.
-Like, the stuff I ate nearly came out.
-Don't let that out.
COME ON, NO WAY!
BUYING POPTEPI 2 BDS?
Ah, but I watched it,
so, this was really fun.
Right? Yeah, it really felt like
I heard a lot of gags you saved up.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Poptepipic.
Let's play a word game.
Okay.
DICTIONARY
What's this?
A handicap.
-You can do better than that!
-Guess I can!
GIMEST, KINMA
-That's way too much.
-Huh?
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble, a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
-Apple.
-Gorilla.
Trumpet.
Did someone call for me?
FOREST SAGE - APPLE GORILLA TRUMPE
W-Wow.
-Wew.
-Wew.
EPISODE 8: "POP TEAM EPIC BATTLE ROYALE"
Pop Team Epic Battle Royale.
100 participants descend upon
an uninhabited island
to determine the final survivor.
A game using only materials found
on the island, where the wager is life.
Our survivors are headed
towards the battlefield today.
I'm the big gun.
No, I'm the big gun.
I've got a little gun. Will you shut up?
99 REMAINING
Kiss the ground, ground kisser!
That was so crude. You should
be classier in a battle royale.
Then, let's see which of us
can kill more, Pipimi!
Outta my way!
Outta my way! Whoa!
Fear me! Draw back!
Die before you can use
your moXXle suit's capabilities!
The Great Old Ones numbah wan!
Suck my dick, dick sucker!
-Sure you got time to be toxic?
-Huh?
Outta my way!
Outta my way!
-Outta my way!
-Oh? I'm outta here for now.
50 REMAINING
Trash!
-Loser!
-Trash!
-Ass!
-Poop!
-Stupid!
-Poop!
19 REMAINING
I can't shoot!
I can't shoot either!
-Double kill.
-The going's good!
-Outta my way! Outta my way!
-Outta my way! The hell you doing?!
-Run!
-Who's that?!
It's Pine again!
Damn!
A cheater, huh? What an ass.
Ruining a fun battle royale.
We can fight each other later.
Very well. That asshole comes first.
Kill!
-You can do it.
-You do it too!
There are only three remaining,
including us.
If we just sit here,
he'll have his way with us.
Then, what? Do we both go in at once?
No. This is our only way!
What?! No!
Popuko, win it.
Today, you're the champion.
Pipimi!
Pipimi! Pipimi!
I see! She used up all his ammo!
Die in hell!
Damn! I'm out of ammo too!
Pipimi's loot box!
Cheater, you'll never win a game.
You've gained an empty victory.
Huh? What?
1 REMAINING
Don't do cheats, kids!
Poptepipic.
My legs have been crossed
since I was born!
Then, how do you walk?
Come on, SnaXX.
-Pipimi, can you donchiki?
-What's that mean?
Don to the right and chiki to the left.
-Huh? Like this? I don't get it.
-Sh-She's doing it!
-Huh? What's this? This?
-She's doing it!
She's doing it!
No, seriously. What is this?
What is this? No, seriously.
What is this?
Poptepipic!
One, two, three, and
Pop goes cheese!
There's no resisting this cuteness.
Humanity has no escape.
So, let's decorate the earth!
-Go, go!
-Go, go!
-Yay!
-Cute!
-Thank you!
-I'm actually an old dude!
They found out!
-Cute!
-They know!
Ugly planet. Forget invading it.
Poptepipic.
Pop Team Cooking!
Welcome! It's time
for another Pop Team Cooking
Huh? Pipimi?
Huh? Who wants some whip?!
Me!
Ten! Ten! Ten!
Poptepipic!
I'm an instrument now!
Hey, play me!
Huh? I'd rather play the usual Pop.
She played me
Poptepipic.
In this world
You win if you name yourself!
-I'm a nurse!
-I'm a government official!
-You can't do that.
-Huh?
As for why
It's because you can do bigger things.
Poptepipic.
Ah. I want to hear
that specific nauseating voice
that self-proclaimed
smooth voice streamers do.
-Do it, bitch!
-Y-Yes.
You want me to wish you good night?
Damn, he pisses me off!
-Kill him.
-As you wish.
Poptepipic!
Bob Epic Team.
Teacher! I've got my ult!
You don't need to say that during class.
But it's ready to use!
Fine, fine. Okay. You can use it.
What! Yahoo!
Shinku Hado
What's it supposed to do?!
Poptepipic.
-Mushroom!
-Bamboo shoot!
-Mushroom!
-Bamboo shoot!
-Mushroom!
-Bamboo shoot!
-Leek!
-Stop that!
You don't get the joke!
Poptepipic.
-Poptepi Delivery.
-Coming!
Poptepipic.
My shoulders are stiff.
Grandma, let me-me-me
She bugged out.
A long time ago,
this would happen a lot to video games.
You young kids wouldn't know that.
When this happens, you do this.
Grandma, let me rub your shoulders.
Poptepipic!
Hey, Pipimi! A jack-in-the-box!
Ah, crap, I said it. Ah.
Peek.
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace, friends and peace
Peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace, friends and peace
Peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace, friends and peace
Peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating
On me now
SEE YOU NEXT TIME
Well, so we're done recording today.
Eisai haramasukoi
I wanted to do that too.
Eisai haramasukoi
I don't know why, but I love that dance.
I was glued to the screen
every week when season one aired.
You kept telling me that in the lobby.
-Yeah, I love it.
-That you're a huge fan of this show.
You were putting pressure
on me to do it right.
No, no, that's not it.
I was trying to say anything goes.
-Right, right, right.
-Ah, freely, following my whims?
We got that down perfectly.
I hope everyone will enjoy it.
-Thank you very much.
-I think they'll enjoy it.
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