Regular Show (2010) s02e08 Episode Script
Rage Against the TV
All right, Level 10! We better not lose this time.
Dude, quit messing around and we'll beat it.
Last time wasn't my fault! Whatever, just take it seriously! Triple thugs! Triple thugs! Beat them up! Triple thugs! Triple thugs! Eat on that! Triple thugs! Oh no, not this guy! We never beat this guy! Dude, we're gonna do it this time.
Come on, hit him! Hit him! I am hitting him! Nothing's happining! Aw, dude! Try kicking him in the junk! Kick him in the junk! Kick him in the junk! I'm kicking him in the junk! Well, keep doing it! I told you we were gonna do it! I told you! I knew we were gonna make it.
Yeah right.
That's not what you said 20 hours ago when you were whining about how hard the game was.
Look! We made it to the final level! Dude, do you know what this means? We're dead? No, we have to beat The Hammer.
What was the slogan of this game again, "Nobody Beats The Hammer"? Yeah right.
More like nobody has even seen The Hammer.
Well, get ready to live.
He's probably gonna come out of those doors! Nobody beats The Hammer! It's The Hammer! Hit him! Hit him! Man, our hits aren't doing anything! I know, my thumbs are killing me! Just one of his hits takes a whole life! Run away dude, run away! Don't let him touch you man! I'm not, I'm not! Rigby, help me! Dude, his weakness is furniture.
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furni- What just happened? I don't know! Dude, the game's still on! Pause it, dude, pause it! It's paused! Aww Man! Come on! Come on! - Rigby, you finish him off! - What? Dude, we figured out his weakness, I'll keep the TV going while you beat The Hammer.
Alright, let's do it! Ready Go! I can't do it.
Awww man! We were totally gonna beat it! I know he's just too hard to beat alone.
Dude, we gotta find another TV.
The Hammer? Nobody gets to The Hammer, but even if you did, I don't have a TV.
What's wrong with the TV in the house? I don't know it's broken! Yeah the screen doesn't work! Yeah, come on Skips, Come on Skips, you gotta have some mystical solution or some weird thing we could use for how we could get another TV.
Did you ask Pops? The Hammer, how exciting, is he a mallet or a gavel? Pops seriously, can we borrow your TV? - Of course! - Yes! Here she is! Pops that's a radio It's a TV if you close your eyes.
Now hook up your game so you can defeat The Hammer.
We don't have time for this Rock, Paper, Scissors for who has to ask Muscle Man for his TV? Come on Rigby, let's go get a real TV! Wait! I want to see The Hammer too! - Who is it? - It's us! What do you want? We wanna borrow your TV! Why? Because we're about to beat The Hammer.
WHAT? NOBODY can't beat The Hammer! It's impossible! Not for us! Not for us! Yeah, you can borrow it if you can tell me what The Hammer looks like? He's blue! With a black mullet! Fives! Oh man! So can we borrow it? Yeah you can borrow it, so we can watch you lose! This is gonna be hi-uhh Does Benson have a TV? Tell him we need it! Yeah, tell him we need it to see you lose! Shut up! Hey Benson Tell him we need it! What is it? Well we were just in the neighbourhood- Cut to the chase, I am busy! Can we borrow your TV? No! No wait! Benson please! We're about to beat The Hammer, we need it! Yeah.
The Hammer? When you say that I think 'Hammer and Nails' but you couldn't possibly be talking about work? It's a video game! Oh right, right, it's a video game! Yeah, it's a video game.
Yeah so can we borrow your TV? No! Aw, come on, please.
Look! There's TVs on Benson's TV! TV Store Warehouse! We've got TVs! Too many TVs! Take your pick! We're practically giving them away! No, wait! We're literally giving them away! We're literally giving them away! LITERALLY! And the other TVs are really cheap! Yes! So those ones we're practically literally giving away for free too! Literally! 缺缺缺 'Cause we're just throwing them away! Yeah! TVs are trash to us, and so are you At the TV Store Warehouse! Does anybody know how far that place is from here? Not far I got a buddy who works there.
Let's do it! We want one of those flat screens from the commercial! The flatscreens are full-price.
What? But your commercial just said you were giving away free TVs! Come on, Jimmy, you gotta have something! Sorry dude there's nothing I can do Muscle Man Jimmy come on, Jimmy you know you owe me and besides, this is worth it! These guys made it all the way to The Hammer, AND I WANNA SEE THEM LOSE! Whoa, are you serious? Ok, look, I might have something, but don't tell anyone! What is that? It's a TV.
- Does it even turn on? - Yeah Argh what? It's not even in colour Lame! Look, you guys wanted a free TV! This is your free TV! How much for your cheapest flatscreen? $1,200.
Make sure the game's still paused! You really did get to The Hammer! Yeah that's what we've been saying the whole time! I thought you were lying! Why would we do that? Cause you're not good enough at anything to get to The Hammer! This is just a fluke! You're the fluke! Guys stop, stop! We've got a problem! This thing doesn't have the right hook-ups! What? Well what does it have? I don't know it's like a weird thing but it doesn't match this other thing plus it doesn't even plug in I mean look at this! What kind of plug is that? Forget this man, you guys aren't even gonna beat The Hammer anyway, just turn it off! No! We can't just give up! I wanna beat this thing.
We may never get this far in the game again.
Now come on, will you please just help us please help us Let us try bro! Keep your fingers crossed.
- Ready? - Ready.
It's The Hammer! He's real! Dudes, take my picture with- Oh no, bro.
Skips! That doesn't look good What's he doing? Everybody get down! Yo, Muscle Man, my boss found out that I gave you guys that TV and he fired me! Is it cool if I crash here for a couple day-- what the? How are we supposed to hurt him? I don't know! He was invincible in the game too until we hit him with furniture! Everybody quick! Grab whatever you can and smash it on him! Dude, he's almost dead! Quick, find something else! There's no more furniture! Skips, his legs! Watch out for his legs! Skips, catch! The control pads! Grab the control pads! - The game! - Play it! Yeah we did it! Hey guys, there was a blackout at my place, so I figured that-
Dude, quit messing around and we'll beat it.
Last time wasn't my fault! Whatever, just take it seriously! Triple thugs! Triple thugs! Beat them up! Triple thugs! Triple thugs! Eat on that! Triple thugs! Oh no, not this guy! We never beat this guy! Dude, we're gonna do it this time.
Come on, hit him! Hit him! I am hitting him! Nothing's happining! Aw, dude! Try kicking him in the junk! Kick him in the junk! Kick him in the junk! I'm kicking him in the junk! Well, keep doing it! I told you we were gonna do it! I told you! I knew we were gonna make it.
Yeah right.
That's not what you said 20 hours ago when you were whining about how hard the game was.
Look! We made it to the final level! Dude, do you know what this means? We're dead? No, we have to beat The Hammer.
What was the slogan of this game again, "Nobody Beats The Hammer"? Yeah right.
More like nobody has even seen The Hammer.
Well, get ready to live.
He's probably gonna come out of those doors! Nobody beats The Hammer! It's The Hammer! Hit him! Hit him! Man, our hits aren't doing anything! I know, my thumbs are killing me! Just one of his hits takes a whole life! Run away dude, run away! Don't let him touch you man! I'm not, I'm not! Rigby, help me! Dude, his weakness is furniture.
.
furni- What just happened? I don't know! Dude, the game's still on! Pause it, dude, pause it! It's paused! Aww Man! Come on! Come on! - Rigby, you finish him off! - What? Dude, we figured out his weakness, I'll keep the TV going while you beat The Hammer.
Alright, let's do it! Ready Go! I can't do it.
Awww man! We were totally gonna beat it! I know he's just too hard to beat alone.
Dude, we gotta find another TV.
The Hammer? Nobody gets to The Hammer, but even if you did, I don't have a TV.
What's wrong with the TV in the house? I don't know it's broken! Yeah the screen doesn't work! Yeah, come on Skips, Come on Skips, you gotta have some mystical solution or some weird thing we could use for how we could get another TV.
Did you ask Pops? The Hammer, how exciting, is he a mallet or a gavel? Pops seriously, can we borrow your TV? - Of course! - Yes! Here she is! Pops that's a radio It's a TV if you close your eyes.
Now hook up your game so you can defeat The Hammer.
We don't have time for this Rock, Paper, Scissors for who has to ask Muscle Man for his TV? Come on Rigby, let's go get a real TV! Wait! I want to see The Hammer too! - Who is it? - It's us! What do you want? We wanna borrow your TV! Why? Because we're about to beat The Hammer.
WHAT? NOBODY can't beat The Hammer! It's impossible! Not for us! Not for us! Yeah, you can borrow it if you can tell me what The Hammer looks like? He's blue! With a black mullet! Fives! Oh man! So can we borrow it? Yeah you can borrow it, so we can watch you lose! This is gonna be hi-uhh Does Benson have a TV? Tell him we need it! Yeah, tell him we need it to see you lose! Shut up! Hey Benson Tell him we need it! What is it? Well we were just in the neighbourhood- Cut to the chase, I am busy! Can we borrow your TV? No! No wait! Benson please! We're about to beat The Hammer, we need it! Yeah.
The Hammer? When you say that I think 'Hammer and Nails' but you couldn't possibly be talking about work? It's a video game! Oh right, right, it's a video game! Yeah, it's a video game.
Yeah so can we borrow your TV? No! Aw, come on, please.
Look! There's TVs on Benson's TV! TV Store Warehouse! We've got TVs! Too many TVs! Take your pick! We're practically giving them away! No, wait! We're literally giving them away! We're literally giving them away! LITERALLY! And the other TVs are really cheap! Yes! So those ones we're practically literally giving away for free too! Literally! 缺缺缺 'Cause we're just throwing them away! Yeah! TVs are trash to us, and so are you At the TV Store Warehouse! Does anybody know how far that place is from here? Not far I got a buddy who works there.
Let's do it! We want one of those flat screens from the commercial! The flatscreens are full-price.
What? But your commercial just said you were giving away free TVs! Come on, Jimmy, you gotta have something! Sorry dude there's nothing I can do Muscle Man Jimmy come on, Jimmy you know you owe me and besides, this is worth it! These guys made it all the way to The Hammer, AND I WANNA SEE THEM LOSE! Whoa, are you serious? Ok, look, I might have something, but don't tell anyone! What is that? It's a TV.
- Does it even turn on? - Yeah Argh what? It's not even in colour Lame! Look, you guys wanted a free TV! This is your free TV! How much for your cheapest flatscreen? $1,200.
Make sure the game's still paused! You really did get to The Hammer! Yeah that's what we've been saying the whole time! I thought you were lying! Why would we do that? Cause you're not good enough at anything to get to The Hammer! This is just a fluke! You're the fluke! Guys stop, stop! We've got a problem! This thing doesn't have the right hook-ups! What? Well what does it have? I don't know it's like a weird thing but it doesn't match this other thing plus it doesn't even plug in I mean look at this! What kind of plug is that? Forget this man, you guys aren't even gonna beat The Hammer anyway, just turn it off! No! We can't just give up! I wanna beat this thing.
We may never get this far in the game again.
Now come on, will you please just help us please help us Let us try bro! Keep your fingers crossed.
- Ready? - Ready.
It's The Hammer! He's real! Dudes, take my picture with- Oh no, bro.
Skips! That doesn't look good What's he doing? Everybody get down! Yo, Muscle Man, my boss found out that I gave you guys that TV and he fired me! Is it cool if I crash here for a couple day-- what the? How are we supposed to hurt him? I don't know! He was invincible in the game too until we hit him with furniture! Everybody quick! Grab whatever you can and smash it on him! Dude, he's almost dead! Quick, find something else! There's no more furniture! Skips, his legs! Watch out for his legs! Skips, catch! The control pads! Grab the control pads! - The game! - Play it! Yeah we did it! Hey guys, there was a blackout at my place, so I figured that-