Robot Chicken s02e08 Episode Script
Rodigitti
It's alive! Do you mind? L-16.
Cowabingo, dude.
¤ Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles ¤ ¤ Mutants in a wheelchair! ¤ Dude, this prune pizza is bodacious.
No! I just cowabunged in my pants.
Barfaroni! I hope you're wearing adult undergarments.
- Are you? - It depends.
¤ Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles ¤ ¤ Mutant diapers ¤ Dudes, where's Splinter? What are you doing? Looking for Shredder.
No, not here.
¤ Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles ¤ ¤ Heroes touching nurses ¤ Look what I found in my old stuff.
- My old skateboard.
- Dude! Let me see that.
Cowabunga! ¤ Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles ¤ ¤ Dealing with life changes ¤ Well, I think you'll enjoy Million Dollar Baby, Miss Dunst.
Yeah, I hear really good things My favorite part is when Hillary Swank gets paralyzed and Clint Eastwood takes her off life support.
Thanks.
According to my spidy sense, you owe me a kiss.
Get it? Like the movie that you were in.
Buddy, are you OK? Can you hear me? Buddy? Dude? I told you it would be special.
We're going down the river on this one, though the odds of that inside straight And there's his tail.
That will cost him.
There's a new detective cleaning up the streets of San Francisco this fall.
Rick Schroeder's Rick Shaw.
With the help of his faithful driver, Tan Wang.
Ricky, we've got a robbery on market.
It's Rick.
Tan Wang, let's roll.
Tan Wang, the noise.
Damn it, Wang, do the noise! No criminal can escape Shaw's wheels of steel.
I'm not done with you yet, punk.
Wang, throw it in reverse.
Don't look down.
Hold on tight, detective Rick Shaw.
We like action movies.
They're really fun.
Then after the movie we come home, and I turn my wife upside down and stick a banana, an apple, handy snacks and a stick of string cheese in her.
Like this.
We like Jackass: The Movie, because we like pranks.
Sometimes I fill up Billy with horse crap and light him on fire put him on a neighbor's porch, ring the doorbell, and they stomp him out.
Their shoes smell like horse poo.
Hey, dog, what was the last movie we saw? Sense and Sensibility, kid.
Yeah, that joint was hot to dust.
Yeah, we sneak some 40's up in that bitch.
Like this.
Sometimes I go to scary movies with Hans and I get very nervous and start to hyperventilate so I blow in and out of Hans like this.
Hans! Why not add a dollar to the price of your movie ticket? You suck, Scott Norwood.
You fucking jerk.
Girls, grow up.
- Did you say your prayers, Timmy? - I sure did, mom.
Good boy, son.
Sleep tight.
Dad, is the cat outside? Yes, he is, Timmy.
Good.
What is it, son? What is it? I thought I told you to get the fuck out of here! Stupid cat.
I don't like it when you touch me like that.
Excuse me.
What year is this? - 2006.
- 2006? Man.
Good luck, buddy.
B.
Rabbit, you're on.
I told you, Daffy, my name is Bugs.
No, your MC name is B.
Rabbit.
We got to appeal to today's kids.
No longer Looney Tunes.
We're Lovuny Tazunes.
Real hip-hop, dog.
Suffering succotash.
- I'm nervous, Daffy.
- Listen, brother.
You got to get out there and don't choke again.
- Which way is the stage? - Just look at the sign! Get ready for the rap battle of the century.
First, let's have a hand for D J Bacon Bits.
Put your hands in the air like you just don't care.
All right, our first challenger tonight hails from 8 Carrot Road.
Put your hands together for B.
Rabbit.
And first on the mic tonight is the reigning champion the MC Hunter, Elmer Fudd, with a PA.
I'll get you wabbit.
¤ I'm taking you to school, call me the professor ¤ ¤ You're sexually confused, 'cause you're a cross dresser ¤ ¤ You like to kiss men, and that's real funny ¤ ¤ Call up Hugh Hefner, you a gay boy bunny ¤ ¤ You're lost on this stage, you need a map, junkie ¤ ¤ You made a wrong left turn at Albuquerque ¤ One more, one more.
¤ I'm a pimp 'cause my hunting powers are hot, son ¤ ¤ You would ride by on your home with my double barreled shotgun ¤ Now, hold on a second, Mac.
It's not wabbit hunting season yet.
See? OK, your turn B.
Rabbit.
Choke! Choke! Choke! - You suck! - Choke! Choke! Choke! Yeah, yeah.
¤ I know that you call me a rascally wabbit ¤ ¤ You say your R's like W's and that's a really bad habit ¤ ¤ It's room not womb, trees not twees ¤ ¤ You replace so many R's, I thought you was Chinese ¤ ¤ You're so stuck on yourself, I'll call you Elmer's glue ¤ ¤ I got you some coffee, one lump or two? ¤ So? No, he didn't.
¤ I only dress like a girl to prove that you're gay ¤ ¤ Would you like a kiss, handsome? ¤ Really? OK.
¤ Elmer Packs Fudd, you heard what I said ¤ ¤ He's so bald, I'll put a hare on his head ¤ ¤ I'll sit down on your head, just like I was a Thinker ¤ ¤ Ain't I a stinker? ¤ Holy Toledo! B.
Rabbit, wins! B.
Rabbit, wins! I'm a disgwace.
Yo, B.
Rabbit it's me, Dr.
Dre.
What's up, doc? Ain't nothing but a G-thing, baby.
I'd like to offer you a record deal.
You're gonna go down in history as the first grey MC.
That's all, bitches!
Cowabingo, dude.
¤ Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles ¤ ¤ Mutants in a wheelchair! ¤ Dude, this prune pizza is bodacious.
No! I just cowabunged in my pants.
Barfaroni! I hope you're wearing adult undergarments.
- Are you? - It depends.
¤ Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles ¤ ¤ Mutant diapers ¤ Dudes, where's Splinter? What are you doing? Looking for Shredder.
No, not here.
¤ Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles ¤ ¤ Heroes touching nurses ¤ Look what I found in my old stuff.
- My old skateboard.
- Dude! Let me see that.
Cowabunga! ¤ Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles ¤ ¤ Dealing with life changes ¤ Well, I think you'll enjoy Million Dollar Baby, Miss Dunst.
Yeah, I hear really good things My favorite part is when Hillary Swank gets paralyzed and Clint Eastwood takes her off life support.
Thanks.
According to my spidy sense, you owe me a kiss.
Get it? Like the movie that you were in.
Buddy, are you OK? Can you hear me? Buddy? Dude? I told you it would be special.
We're going down the river on this one, though the odds of that inside straight And there's his tail.
That will cost him.
There's a new detective cleaning up the streets of San Francisco this fall.
Rick Schroeder's Rick Shaw.
With the help of his faithful driver, Tan Wang.
Ricky, we've got a robbery on market.
It's Rick.
Tan Wang, let's roll.
Tan Wang, the noise.
Damn it, Wang, do the noise! No criminal can escape Shaw's wheels of steel.
I'm not done with you yet, punk.
Wang, throw it in reverse.
Don't look down.
Hold on tight, detective Rick Shaw.
We like action movies.
They're really fun.
Then after the movie we come home, and I turn my wife upside down and stick a banana, an apple, handy snacks and a stick of string cheese in her.
Like this.
We like Jackass: The Movie, because we like pranks.
Sometimes I fill up Billy with horse crap and light him on fire put him on a neighbor's porch, ring the doorbell, and they stomp him out.
Their shoes smell like horse poo.
Hey, dog, what was the last movie we saw? Sense and Sensibility, kid.
Yeah, that joint was hot to dust.
Yeah, we sneak some 40's up in that bitch.
Like this.
Sometimes I go to scary movies with Hans and I get very nervous and start to hyperventilate so I blow in and out of Hans like this.
Hans! Why not add a dollar to the price of your movie ticket? You suck, Scott Norwood.
You fucking jerk.
Girls, grow up.
- Did you say your prayers, Timmy? - I sure did, mom.
Good boy, son.
Sleep tight.
Dad, is the cat outside? Yes, he is, Timmy.
Good.
What is it, son? What is it? I thought I told you to get the fuck out of here! Stupid cat.
I don't like it when you touch me like that.
Excuse me.
What year is this? - 2006.
- 2006? Man.
Good luck, buddy.
B.
Rabbit, you're on.
I told you, Daffy, my name is Bugs.
No, your MC name is B.
Rabbit.
We got to appeal to today's kids.
No longer Looney Tunes.
We're Lovuny Tazunes.
Real hip-hop, dog.
Suffering succotash.
- I'm nervous, Daffy.
- Listen, brother.
You got to get out there and don't choke again.
- Which way is the stage? - Just look at the sign! Get ready for the rap battle of the century.
First, let's have a hand for D J Bacon Bits.
Put your hands in the air like you just don't care.
All right, our first challenger tonight hails from 8 Carrot Road.
Put your hands together for B.
Rabbit.
And first on the mic tonight is the reigning champion the MC Hunter, Elmer Fudd, with a PA.
I'll get you wabbit.
¤ I'm taking you to school, call me the professor ¤ ¤ You're sexually confused, 'cause you're a cross dresser ¤ ¤ You like to kiss men, and that's real funny ¤ ¤ Call up Hugh Hefner, you a gay boy bunny ¤ ¤ You're lost on this stage, you need a map, junkie ¤ ¤ You made a wrong left turn at Albuquerque ¤ One more, one more.
¤ I'm a pimp 'cause my hunting powers are hot, son ¤ ¤ You would ride by on your home with my double barreled shotgun ¤ Now, hold on a second, Mac.
It's not wabbit hunting season yet.
See? OK, your turn B.
Rabbit.
Choke! Choke! Choke! - You suck! - Choke! Choke! Choke! Yeah, yeah.
¤ I know that you call me a rascally wabbit ¤ ¤ You say your R's like W's and that's a really bad habit ¤ ¤ It's room not womb, trees not twees ¤ ¤ You replace so many R's, I thought you was Chinese ¤ ¤ You're so stuck on yourself, I'll call you Elmer's glue ¤ ¤ I got you some coffee, one lump or two? ¤ So? No, he didn't.
¤ I only dress like a girl to prove that you're gay ¤ ¤ Would you like a kiss, handsome? ¤ Really? OK.
¤ Elmer Packs Fudd, you heard what I said ¤ ¤ He's so bald, I'll put a hare on his head ¤ ¤ I'll sit down on your head, just like I was a Thinker ¤ ¤ Ain't I a stinker? ¤ Holy Toledo! B.
Rabbit, wins! B.
Rabbit, wins! I'm a disgwace.
Yo, B.
Rabbit it's me, Dr.
Dre.
What's up, doc? Ain't nothing but a G-thing, baby.
I'd like to offer you a record deal.
You're gonna go down in history as the first grey MC.
That's all, bitches!