Sofia the First (2013) s02e08 Episode Script

I was a girl in the village doing all right then I became a princess overnight now I gotta figure out how to do it right so much to learn and see up in the castle with my new family in a school that's just for royalty a whole enchanted world is waiting for me - I'm so excited to be - sofia the first I'm finding out what being royal's all about sofia the first making my way, it's an adventure every day sofia the first - it's gonna be my time - sofia the first to show them all that I'm sofia the first On your mark, get set, go! Nice swing, james.
Good climbing, sofia.
Come on, sofia, you got this.
Well done, james.
Your best time yet.
Let's race again.
Come on, sofia.
We've been racing all morning.
And I've gotta walk rex.
Fetch the stick, boy.
( sighs ) have fun.
What's the matter, sofia? No matter how much I practice, I'm just not getting any better.
The royal obstacle course can be tricky.
When I was a boy, it took me a long time to get the hang of it.
So you know how to do it? Maybe you can help me.
Well, I suppose I could show you a thing or two.
That'd be great, dad.
Rollie, look, I found a stray cat in the castle.
( sneezing ) Sorry.
I'm really allergic to - ( sneezing ) - allergic? I can't be around cats or I start to sneeze.
( sneezing ) Oh, sorry, rollie.
( sneezing ) ( yowling ) I better go catch him.
Maybe we could find him a nice home.
Someplace far away from here.
( sneezing ) Oh, of course.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Are you okay, dad? ( sniffing loudly ) Yes, now that that cat is gone.
All right, let's do some obstacle coursing.
Hi, daddy.
Would you like to play some blazing badminton with me? Oh, I would love to, amber, But I'm helping sofia with the obstacle course right now.
He's trying to help me beat james.
Oh.
And I'll be happy to play with you after.
Okay, sofia.
The key to swinging across the moat Is getting a good running start, like this.
- ( giggles ) - ah! Well, nothing like a nice, refreshing dip - In the middle of a race.
- ( both laughing ) Can you play now, daddy? Uh, I'm sorry, honey.
I'm still helping sofia.
Well, when can we play? In a little bit, after we're done, okay? Seems like you've got the swing down.
- Let's move on to the wall.
- All right.
Hmph! James, have you noticed That daddy has been spending all his time with sofia? That's not true, amber.
He spends a lot of time with me, too.
Well, I'm going to get him To start spending more time with me.
There you are, you clever kitty.
Oh, it's okay.
You can come out.
Nothing's going to scare you this time.
( rex barking ) Down.
Down, boy.
Heel! Sorry, mom.
He just gets a little excited When he sees a cat.
I know.
Now where did that cute little thing go? Nice job, sofia.
That last one's the hardest, though.
You've got to time it just right.
Like this.
One, two Are you okay, daddy? I'm fine.
I'm just a little rusty, that's all.
I know just the thing to make you feel better.
A tea party.
But we're still practicing, amber.
Oh, you can keep practicing, sofia.
Daddy and I will have a quick tea party and come right back.
( giggles ) Amber, can't it wait? Oh, you've just got to come, daddy.
You're the guest of honor.
It's all right, dad.
Go ahead.
- Are you sure? - Uh-huh.
I'll keep working on the hurdles.
Okay.
I'll be back a little bit later.
Just wait till you see how beautiful it looks.
I've set out the prettiest tea set.
We're having finger sandwiches, Tea cakes, biscuits, And a cat?! ( sneezing ) I'm sorry.
I don't know how a cat got in here.
Shoo, shoo! ( sneezing ) I'm sorry, honey, I'm allergic.
- I have to go - Wait, daddy, stop.
The servants can take the cat away.
Don't go.
Ugh! Shoo.
So much for the tea party.
Ah, blackberries.
That's how I'll get him to spend more time with me.
Daddy can't resist chef andre's blackberry pie.
I just need to find some blackberries.
Hmm.
There must be a blackberry bush Around here somewhere.
Huh? I've never been in this part of the garden before.
Huh? What is this? And why is it all covered up? It's a well.
Give me your riches, And I'll grant you three wishes.
You You talked! - I also grant wishes.
- You're a wishing well? I prefer the term "wish-granting water feature.
" Can you really grant wishes? Toss in a coin and find out.
But be careful what you wish for.
You may just get it.
Okay.
I wish I had a new tiara.
Your wish is granted.
Wow! You have two wishes remaining.
Two wishes.
Two Wishes.
I better make them good.
Oh, I know the perfect wish.
Something that will make daddy run away from sofia, Like he runs away from cats.
I wish my father was allergic to sofia, And sneezed whenever she's around, So he could spend more time with me.
Your wish is granted.
Thank you! ( squeals happily ) You have one wish remaining.
That's it, sophia.
Up and over.
Sofia? Another cat? ( sneezing ) Oh, why are there so many cats around here? Shoo, kitty, shoo.
( meows ) Cat: Dad, dad.
- Sofia, where are you? - Right here.
Why don't you shoo, kitty? - Dad, look down.
- Sofia, where'd you - ( sneezing ) - dad, I'm right here.
- Dad, why can't you see me? - Sofia? - Sofia? - Dad! Dad, where are you going? And why are you sneezing? You only sneeze when you're around Huh? I'm a cat?! ( yells ) ( sneezing ) Sofia must be making him sneeze.
Oh, my wish worked.
Daddy, are you okay? ( sniffs ) Yes, much better now.
So practice is over? I guess so.
Sofia just-- So now can you play blazing badminton with me? I promise you won't sneeze.
Okay, amber.
I suppose we can play for a little while.
Oh, you can serve first.
Who's there? Wait, don't hurt me! Clover, it's me.
Sofia.
Yeah, right.
And I'm king roland.
No, really, it's me.
Somehow, I got turned into a cat.
- You're sofia? - Uh-huh.
Okay, prove it.
- What's my favorite food? - All of it.
- My favorite sport.
- Sleeping.
- My favorite story.
- Tortoise and the hare, until the end.
Sofia! It is you! How'd this happen? I don't know.
I was going over the climbing wall, And all of a sudden, there was this flash of light.
And then, I had paws.
- Out of nowhere? - Just like that.
- Was cedric around? - No.
Well, if he wasn't the one who did it, - Maybe he can fix it.
- Great idea, clover.
We'll go see mr.
Cedric.
Uh-oh.
Run! It's just rex.
He likes me.
When you're a princess, not when you're a cat.
Cat, cat, cat! Rex, no! Yes! Rex, it's me, sofia.
I don't think he's listening.
I'm not! You can hide from my eyes, but not my nose.
( sniffing ) I have an idea.
Hey, rex.
Fetch the stick, boy.
Quick, let's go see mr.
Cedric.
I got the stick! Hey Oh, this is fun, daddy.
There's nothing like quality king and princess time.
( sneezing ) Whoa, nice one, amber.
A real scorcher.
Thanks, daddy.
Rex! Where are you, boy? Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
- Aha! - There you are.
Sorry, mom.
I thought you were a dog.
And I thought you were a cat.
( both laughing ) Hurry, clover.
Hmm? Who's there? Meow, meow, meow.
Meow! - Sofia, he can't understand you.
- Oh, that's right.
What do you think this is, the royal zoo? Begone.
Follow me, clover.
Now where was I? Oh, how did you get in here? What are you doing? Animal to human transformation.
Oh, kitty wants to be transformed into a person? Mm-hmm.
Well, I guess you better find A sorcerer who cares.
Now skedaddle! Nice try, kitty.
I'm not a kitty, wormwood.
It's me, sofia.
The amulet! It is you! Will you help turn me back into myself? Well, of course Not.
But I will take your precious amulet.
( squawking ) Clover: Sofia, run this way.
Zeus' xylophones, you're still here? Out, out with you.
No furry creatures allowed unless I need you for a spell.
- Let's go, sof.
- Go where? The door's closed.
Clover: Look out! Cedric: Get out! My beakers! - Come to wormy.
- Clover! This'll shut his beak.
( muffled ) rotten rabbit.
Get out.
Out! No, you're letting it get away.
Wormy, if you're going to keep squawking, You can join them.
Go on.
You'll be singing a different tune When I swipe the princess' amulet for you.
Never send a sorcerer to do a raven's job.
Squawk, squawk, squawk.
Okay, you know, sof, Being a cat isn't so bad.
You always land on your feet, You got nine lives, and all you have to do Is lie around all day and be fed.
Hey, maybe I should look into that.
Meow.
- Clover.
- Sorry.
But what else can you do? I don't know.
Maybe mom can help.
Have either of you seen that stray cat? I've seen both of them.
There's two? I got it, I Huh? ( sneezes ) There's one of them now by the rabbit.
Oh, hello.
Aren't you the most darling shade of purple? This one showed up while I was practicing with sofia On the obstacle course.
It was like sofia vanished when that cat showed up.
( sneezes ) Sofia vanished, and this cat appeared.
Oh, no.
I'll get it away from you, daddy.
Thanks, amber.
( sneezes ) - Sofia, is that you? - Meow! I wished for daddy to be allergic to you, But I didn't want you to be a cat.
She wished for me to be a cat? Oh, that's cold.
I'm sorry, sofia.
Don't worry, I'll fix it.
Oh, this is a disaster.
You're telling me.
Meow.
Stay.
Sit.
Okay.
I want to make another wish.
You have one wish remaining.
Okay, I wish my sister wasn't a purple cat anymore.
Whoa.
No, no, that's not what I meant.
You keep misunderstanding me.
You should really be careful what you wish for.
Well, I wish my sister was a princess again.
You have no wishes remaining.
Can't you make an exception? I'm sorry, princess.
I'm afraid I can't do that.
Could today get any worse? - ( squawking ) - hey! Clover: Run for it, sof.
Rex: It's that cat.
Wormy: I have you now, you pesky pussycat.
Rex, come back.
Oh, what a mess! Sofia, wait! I'm not the kind of girl to wish and tell but once I came upon a wishing well I asked for something bad, and I feel really sad 'cause now my sister's under a spell I could've made any dream come true that's not what I chose to do if you have a wish to make on a star or a birthday cake take my advice and wish for something nice the lesson of the tale I tell you gotta make your wishes well you've gotta make your wishes well make your wishes well the lesson of the tale I tell you gotta make your wishes well Are you okay, amber? No.
Oh, I have to find daddy.
Amber, I was wondering what happened to you.
My daughters keep disappearing on me today.
Uh, daddy, I, uh Did something bad.
Go on.
How bad? You see, I kind of, sort of, - Turned sofia into a cat.
- A cat? There was this old wishing well, I made this wish and, boom, I got a new tiara, And then I wished sofia would make you sneeze, But that turned her into a purple cat, so I tried to fix it, - And she turned pink.
- Hold on, amber.
- Did you say you found the old wishing well? - Uh-huh.
And you wished sofia was a cat? No! I wished that you'd be allergic to her.
That doesn't sound much better.
You were spending so much time with sofia.
I just wanted you to spend more time with me.
Now I'm out of wishes, and sofia Is in danger.
Danger? What kind of danger? Stop chasing me! - That amulet is mine.
- Wait up, sof.
( panting ) they're catching up.
The obstacle course.
Wait, wait, wait.
Now.
I've got you, sofia.
( sneezes ) I'll take her.
Don't worry.
You're safe now.
Now, let's have a word with that wishing well.
( sneezing ) Ah! Morgana's mockingbirds.
I think that's enough chasing for today, rex.
How about a treat and a nice nap instead? I haven't been to this place In a long time.
I hear you've been granting wishes again.
It is my job, your majesty.
Well, let's set things straight.
I wish my daughter sofia Was her normal, beautiful, human self again.
Your wish has been granted.
I'm me again.
Hey, she's back.
Thanks, dad.
You have one wish remaining.
One wish? That means You made a wish before this one.
I did once.
And my wish didn't turn out so well either.
- What was it? - That's a story for another time.
Let's just be happy that sofia is back to normal.
I'm really sorry, sofia.
I was just jealous of all the fun you were having with daddy.
It's okay.
I'm all better now.
Amber, I'm sorry you felt left out.
I was spending time with sofia because she needed me.
And when you need me, I'll be there for you, too.
I understand, daddy.
And please don't turn your sister into a cat again.
- I won't.
- And as for you Would you like to make your final wish, your majesty? Not today.
Please stop, roland.
I have more wishes to grant.
- Sure you want another rematch? - You know it.
Okay, kids, this one's for all the marbles.
Brilliant! On your mark, get set, go! Nice climbing, sofia.
Yes! I did it! Well done, sofia.
Ooh, you da princess.
Great race.
How'd you get so good? Cat training.
Oh Huh? ( sneezing ) I don't understand.
Sofia's fine.
Why are you ( sneezing ) There you are.
I've been looking all over for you.
Aw, she's so cute.
Come here.
Oh, how did you do that, sofia? I've been chasing that cat all day.
Sofia just has a way with cats, I guess.
( sneezing ) Okay, why don't we see if anyone in the village Wants a new cat.
That's a good idea.
Good idea.
I think we have some unfinished business, young lady.
I know.
Our game of blazing badminton.
That's great, daddy.
And after we play, we can have tea, And then see the swans, And then go on a father-daughter trip To the jewel room.
Give me your riches, and I'll grant you three wishes.
I wish I had a boxful of No, no, I wish I had a lifetime supply Of radishes.
Yeah! Your wish has been granted.
Where are the radishes? No, really, where are my radishes? You have two wishes remaining.