The Adventures of Superboy (1988) s02e08 Episode Script

Supster. Supster.
Where are you, now that I really
need you?
Aw, Sups, water?
I hate water.
Aarrrggghhh. There you are.
Sups, water. I could learn to
like it.
Ooohhh-aaaahhhh. Hahahahahaha.
Something else going on here,
Lana.
You know it.
I know it.
It's unavoidable.
Only in your dreams, Andy.
Wanna talk about dreams?
I had a dream, us, together, on
a desert island.
Just you and me and
Clark.
Clark.
They were all out of grape
so I had to get orange.
No, orange is just fine.
Yeah, great choice there,
Clark.
I put orange right under
lemon-lime, really.
Oh, Clark.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was just trying to get my
towel.
I didn't mean it.
I mean, I didn't
Oh, no. Not Mxyzptlk again.
What'd I tell you, Supy?
Trouble. Big trouble.
Supy.
Put me down.
Let me down.
Vlkabok, I'm getting mad.
I'm getting broiling mad.
Ohhhh.
I don't believe what I just saw.
Oh, my God.
Clark, what are we gonna do?
Clark?
Wait. Wait a minute.
Maybe this is a dream or
something.
No. Mxyzptlk is no dream.
Trust me. The guy's been here
before.
What's mxyz
How about that timing?
How did you know?
Mxyzptlk sent me a message.
A plea for help.
What's a mxyzptlk?
You know, you should have seen
the thing that was after him.
No wonder he needs help.
An imp?
Worse. A huge giant.
I mean it looks
like it was
about to kill him
or something.
Fine. I don't care.
I don't wanna know.
I don't need this.
I am out of here, o-u---
Whoa.
I'm back.
All right, Mxyzptlk, what's it
this time?
Not even a hello?
A how are you?
How you doing?
Can I lend a hand?
I'm disappointed, Supy.
I came down to this dimension,
I thought you were the one guy
who cared about
the little fella.
So, this is Mxyzptlk.
What a geek.
Andy, I wouldn't do that.
Hey, nice outfit, pal.
Who took a bite out of your hat?
Oh, yeah.
Aaaahhh. Aaahhh.
Anyway, El Supo.
I got this problemAnd here
comes this problem.
You look very nice in a dress.
Hahaha.
That's very funny.
Now where did Superboy go?
Are you guys all right?
Last thing I remember, I was in
that cabana
over there.
And Mxyzptlk
must have zapped me.
Zapped you? Zapped you?
Look at me.
Andy, Andy, wait.
Look, let me just tell you
something.
See, where this guy comes from,
they all have
these magical powers.
And they can do just about
anything.
Really?
This hair is real.
Mxyzptlk.
Mxyzptlk, when I find you, I'm
gonna crush your
bones into a fine, powdered ash.
Mxyzptlk, are you in there?
Mxyzptlk.
Mxyzptlk.
Mxyzptlk, are you under there?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, pal, that's my truck.
My name is not pal.
I am Vlkabok.
I hope you got insurance,
because this is gonna
cost you plenty,
you big oaf.
I am big. But I am no oaf.
You are a big tomato.
Aaahhhh.
Hahahaha.
Mxyzptlk.
You know it took that guy almost
two hours to cut my hair
and get it back in shape.
And then three guys tried to
pick me up
on the way there.
God, Clark, you really let this
place go.
Hey listeners, get a load of
this.
We just had a report on the wire
that a building
on the corner of orange
and sixth street
has just disappeared,
can you dig that?
They even got eye witnesses
verifying the building
seemed to vanish into thin air.
We're not saying we believe it
'til we see it.
But in this case--
imagine that, huh?
Police are checking
out the story.
A building up and disappears.
Now back to another six pack of
rock rules.
Hey, you think it has anything
to do with
that Mxyzptlk guy?
Look, Andy, I gotta run for a
second.
If you talk to Lana, would you
tell her that
I have to talk to her tonight.
Okay?
Clark.
I hate to break this to you so
fast.
But I finally broke Lana down
and she's going to
a movie with me tonight.
Clark.
Clark?
Excuse me, Officer, may I pass
through?
Sure thing, Superboy.
Mxyzptlk, where are you?
Right over here, my blue-suited
friend
with the red cape.
So what's been keeping you?
You know, it's no fun being
pursued by this thing
that looks like a locomotive.
Mxyzptlk, this building is gone.
Oh, yeah, well, I been meaning
to replace it.
But I think the doors are in
Pittsburgh.
This bully, Vlkabok, he must be
really mad at you.
Mad at me?
That doesn't even say it.
Really furious says it better.
Hah.
Any reason?
Well, I just played this little
practical joke on him.
I took away everything he had
and I put him on his
desert island for 103 human
years.
And I gave him a bad case of
athlete's foot.
So Vlkabok wants revenge.
You gotta help me, Supy.
Come on. Please.
All right, I will.
Providing we can reverse
everything that
Vlkabok's done in this
dimension.
Oh, okay. So we got a deal.
That Vlkabok can't touch a nymph
from the fifth
dimension who becomes a citizen
in this dimension.
And I figured out how we're
gonna do that.
Know what it is?
You and Lana gotta become my mom
and dad.
Dad.
No. No. IThis is totally
insane.
Gee, my little gal pal.
It's not my fault.
I was born in the fifth
dimension and an imp.
I'm supposed to create havoc.
The only way we're gonna get rid
of both of them,
is by playing along.
We've gotta become parents.
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
We better hurry up or vlkabok's
gonna
destroy half the city.
He's kidding, right?
I mean look at this place.
Mxyzptlk has some interesting
taste.
I'm a little scared.
Think this is really gonna work?
My powers aren't that useful
against magic.
And this Vlkabok is even more
powerful
than Mxyzptlk.
Dad's home. Dad's home.
Dad, Dad, can you pick me up,
please, Dad,
please, Dad.
I love you so much, Dad.
I'm so glad you're home.
Oh, Dad.
I love Mom, too.
Mom, I love you so much.
And I wanna kiss you all over
your face.
Wait a minute.
Isn't this supposed to be done
in front of Vlkabok?
Vlkabok, yes. And I invited him
over here.
And please, Mom and Dad, please
let him come over.
I don't know if I can put up
with this.
Well, you're gonna have to
because you don't
wanna see me fed to the goldfish
and cut up in
little pieces and thrown
in a pond, do you?
He's here.
Ready or not, here he comes.
Where is he?
There he is.
Hey, I came to play.
My bestest pal, in the whole
world, Vlkabok.
Vlkabok, come meet my mom and
dad.
Mr. and Mrs. Superboy.
Dad, tell Vlkabok how you take
me to
ball games.
You know. And how you shoot
baskets with me.
And how you, you know, break
anybody's neck who
messes with me.
Well, are you sure that that's
your mom and dad?
Then why isn't Superboy kissing
your mom?
They always kiss. Don't you, Mom
and Dad?
Sure we do.
See, now you can go home,
Vlkabok.
But, but I'm hungry.
I wanna stay over.
Okay.
And I eat a lot.
He eats a lot, Mom and Dad.
Oh, that will be just fine.
Mom, Mom, can I set the table?
That would be nice, honey.
Thank you.
Vlkabok, get a load of this.
Neat, huh?
Mxyzptlk, that's not the kind of
table manners
-we accept in this house.
-Oh, yeah.
You behave or I'm gonna send you
to your room
without dinner.
Dad, don't embarrass me in front
of my friend,
Vlkabok.
Why this sure is good,
Mrs. Superboy.
Thank you, Vlkabok.
That is if you really
are Mrs. Superboy.
Dad, can me and Vlkabok
go watch TV?
It's okay with your mother,
go ahead, boys.
How much longer do we have to
put up with this?
Until Vlkabok is completely
convinced
that we're Mxyzptlk's parents.
Sonny, where are you?
I'm calling Sonny. Sonny.
Hahahaha.
Ho ho.
Isn't great just to be good
friends?
Just best buddies, huh?
And to think an hour ago, I was
gonna kill you
very painfully.
Hahaha.
Isn't this nice honey, watching
TV with our son
and his best friend?
Can I sleep over?
Well, I don't know if your
parents would approve,
Vlkabok.
No, it's no problem.
Because for about 50 years,
I've had them
locked up in a cellar.
With thousands of bugs and
snakes.
Okay. In that case, it's fine.
Oh, thank you, Mr. Superboy.
Okay, Mom, I'm coming to kiss
you goodnight.
Bye, Mom.
Me and Vlkabok are gonna go
upstairs under
the covers with a flashlight and
read
the comic books.
Andy.
So, looks like you guys had a
big party.
And when it came time to write
the invitations,
I was just overlooked.
Andy, this is not a good idea.
I been looking for you all over.
I saw your car outside.
I thought we were gonna see a
movie tonight.
But I guess she had other plans,
didn't she, Superboy.
Ho, what this guy again.
Are you their son, too?
Chief, if I play my cards right,
this red-headed
bombshell is gonna be my date,
comprendez?
But she's married to him.
Oh, big guy. Nothing's a little
bit mixed up here.
See, these two are just friends.
Platonic friends.
Oh, now I'm getting very angry
and ashamed
of all of you.
You lied to me.
But I'm very happy.
Because now I get to kill him.
Many, many, many, many times.
Uh-oh.
Look, I can see it's probably
the wrong time.
And I'm probably bugging you, so
why don't I just
amscray, huh?
You're right.
You are a bug.
Andy.
Hahahaha.
Hohohoho.
No, you don't.
Andy.
There he is.
Got him.
Just kidding.
Uh-oh. I think Supy's cooked.
Vlkabot's using his full magical
power.
Well, you gotta help him.
Please.
Well, I'll do
the best I can.
I'm gonna really kill you now.
Superboy, you did it.
With a little help from my
magic.
Yeah, but we still have the
problem of getting
this big guy back into the fifth
dimension.
We gotta get him to say his name
backward.
I got a plan.
Vlkabok, you're
in big trouble now.
The Kobaklvs are after you.
The who?
The Kobaklvs.
What are you deaf?
What's a Kobaklv?
There. I got him to say
his name backwards.
Now all the damage he's done,
has gone back
to normal.
You proud of me, Sup?
I'll be proud of you
when you're gone.
Which is gonna be now.
Aw, Sup, that means I gotta
wander around
for 90 days in the fifth
dimension.
Vlkabok might be
after me again.
That's a chance you're gonna
have to take.
We did our part.
Okay, okay.
I do owe you one.
Well, sweetie, next time you're
in the fifth dimension,
look me up. Kltpzyxm.
I'm
Andy, Andy, I'm sorry.
Are you all right?
Hahaha. Hahahaha.
Captioned by Grant Brown