Where's Wally (2020) s02e08 Episode Script

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# Oh, ah, oh, where do you go
where do you go, Wally?
# Oh, ah, oh, where do you go
where do you go, Wally?
# Oh, ah, oh, I search
the world for you
# Take a trip around the world
Catch a ride to the moon
# Take a trip around the world
Catch a ride to the moon
# Ride the waves at the beach,
jump in discover something new
# Oh, ah, oh
Anywhere you go I'll find you
# Oh, ah, oh
Anywhere you go I'll find you
# Oh, oh, oh, where do you go
where do you go?
# Where's Wally? #
(LAUGHING)
Woo-hoo!I'm open, Wenda!
Here you go, Wally.
Woo-hoo!I'm open, Wenda!
Here you go, Wally.
Oh-ho! Not today!
Wizard Whitebeard and his beard are
really good at guarding their goal.
Definitely. So I guess
we'll just have to try
out our special new trick shot.
BOTH: The WanderKick!
out our special new trick shot.
BOTH: The WanderKick!
OK, Wenda. Now!WanderKick!
(BARKING)Oh. Wonders!
What a wanderous kick,
Wally and Wenda.
You will have to teach me
that someday.
You will have to teach me
that someday.
And maybe we'll have even more
tricks to teach you after
we wander to the championship
soccer match today.
Where are you going to see it,
young Wanderers?
For the answer to
that, toThe WanderGlobe!
For the answer to
that, toThe WanderGlobe!
Ah. By striped staff
And white of beard.
Ah. By striped staff
And white of beard.
We summon magic
Wild and weird.
Spin, O magic globe, to show
where these Wanderers will go!
Spin, O magic globe, to show
where these Wanderers will go!
Ah! Jolly old England!
And its capital city of London.
And its capital city of London.
What better place to see a
championship soccer match?
That's right, Wizard Whitebeard.
And in England,
soccer is known as football.
Or footie for short.
soccer is known as football.
Or footie for short.
It's the country's most popular
sport. (BLOWS HORN) Aah!
And my favourite English football
team is playing
for the championship today.
Ah! I'm so excited!
for the championship today.
Ah! I'm so excited!
And I can't wait to see all
of London's famous sites.
Trafalgar Square, Tower Bridge,
and, of course, Buckingham Palace.
Trafalgar Square, Tower Bridge,
and, of course, Buckingham Palace.
Booga-booga!(BOTH LAUGH)
Well, Wanderers, if you're going
to London, you absolutely
must make time to see a
World Wide Wandering legend.
must make time to see a
World Wide Wandering legend.
The Key in the Stone!
BOTH: The Key in the Stone?Yes.
The Key in the Stone.
BOTH: The Key in the Stone?Yes.
The Key in the Stone.
BOTH: Whoa.Since a long, long time
ago, in the medieval times
of King Arthur,
Merlin the magician,
of King Arthur,
Merlin the magician,
and the brave Knights
of the Round Table,
the magic key has been trapped
in the WanderStone.
To this day many have tried, but no
one has been able to pull it free.
To this day many have tried, but no
one has been able to pull it free.
Why?No one knows, young Wanderers.
But according to Wanderer legend,
if someone does pull the key free,
if someone does pull the key free,
then they will become king or queen
of their own castle.
Wow! We'll definitely have to check
that out, Wizard Whitebeard.
Wow! We'll definitely have to check
that out, Wizard Whitebeard.
But we better hurry if we wanna see
everything before the big game.
Ready?SetBOTH: Wander!
Well, Wenda, welcome
to London, England.
Well, Wenda, welcome
to London, England.
(GASPS) Wally, look over there!
Go, team, go!
Go, team, go!
Oh, this is gonna be so much fun.
I'm really glad we came, Wally.
Wally? Where's Wally?
Wally? Where's Wally?
Over here, Wenda! I was thinking,
since we have a little time
before the match, why not head
out to the English countryside
and see the Key in the Stone?That
sounds like a great idea.OK, then.
and see the Key in the Stone?That
sounds like a great idea.OK, then.
To the Key in the Stone.
(CAR HORN TOOTS)
(GRUNTS)
You know, Fritz, I've always
thought of myself as a queen.
I've just never had a kingdom and a
shiny crown to make it official.
But getting this magic key
should fix all of that.
But getting this magic key
should fix all of that.
All I need to do is pull the key
from the stone,
and a kingdom will
finally be mine.
So get ready to snap that pic,
Fritz!
So get ready to snap that pic,
Fritz!
Uh, Odlulu?What is it now?
Wanderers! What are they
doing here? Ugh.
Wanderers! What are they
doing here? Ugh.
Wow. Look at that, Wally.
It's the Key in the Stone!
And it's just like the picture!
So, aren't you curious to see if
you can pull it free, Sir Wally?
So, aren't you curious to see if
you can pull it free, Sir Wally?
No. I've never wanted my own
kingdom.Ha-ha! Hello, Wanderers.
No. I've never wanted my own
kingdom.Ha-ha! Hello, Wanderers.
BOTH: Odlulu!Yes. And you're
just in time to see me
become Queen Odlulu, when I pull
this key from the stone.
All hail Queen Odlulu!
All hail Queen Odlulu!
(GRUNTS)
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
(SIGHS) Don't bother, Wanderers.
I think it's glued, or nailed in,
(SIGHS) Don't bother, Wanderers.
I think it's glued, or nailed in,
or something.Well, luckily things
didn't get out of hand this time.
Right. Now we can head back for
the championship game
without having to worry about
a magic key on the loose.
without having to worry about
a magic key on the loose.
Championship game?
That sounds like fun!
We'll come, too! Fritz,
we're done here.
No one is going to get that
thing to budge, so let's go.
No one is going to get that
thing to budge, so let's go.
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)Ah! Oh! Huh?
Ah!ALL: Huh?
(GIGGLES)
(HORSE WHINNIES)
Real medieval knights from the time
of King Arthur and the Round Table!
Real medieval knights from the time
of King Arthur and the Round Table!
Who among you has removed
the key from the stone?
UhI did?
UhI did?
Hey, I'm the one who was supposed
to have the kingdom.
I was the one who was supposed to
pull the key from the stone!
Everyone, inside the castle.
Quickly!
Everyone, inside the castle.
Quickly!
The crowning ceremony is
about to begin. Huzzah!
BOTH: Crowning ceremony?
Huzzah?
All hail King Fritz!
Long live the king!
ALL: All hail King Fritz!
Long live the king!
ALL: All hail King Fritz!
Long live the king!
(CHUCKLES) Mwah!
Oh! Ah!
Oh! Ah!
Bringing medieval characters
from a long, long time ago
into present day doesn't seem
like a good idea, Wally.
Oh.(HORSE WHINNIES)
Oh.(HORSE WHINNIES)
(CRASHING)
ALL: Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Yup. We definitely don't want
them getting loose in the city.
Old and new don't always mix.
Old and new don't always mix.
Sounds like we need to talk to the
king and ask for that key back.
Well, Fritzy, since
you're the new king,
you're definitely going
to need a queen.
you're definitely going
to need a queen.
WellSo, how about your
best friend, Odlulu?
UhPerfect! I knew
you'd like the idea.
(GRUMBLES)
(GRUMBLES)
OK. First, we're gonna
need matching thrones.
And I'm gonna need a crown. There
has to be one around here somewhere.
And I'm gonna need a crown. There
has to be one around here somewhere.
(GASPS)(FANFARE)
Your highness, may I present
Sir Wally and Lady Wenda
Your highness, may I present
Sir Wally and Lady Wenda
of the World Wide Wanderers Society.
King Fritz, Odlulu.Wanderers.
King Fritz, Odlulu.Wanderers.
We come with a request.
Give us the key,
so we can put it back in
the WanderStone,
and return everyone to the
time they're from.
A long, long time ago.
(ALL GASP)
A long, long time ago.
(ALL GASP)
(STRING BREAKS)
Sire, shall I remove
these striped visitors?
You can do that?
Yes. Anything you wish.
You can do that?
Yes. Anything you wish.
This is your kingdom.Huh? Hmm.
(CHUCKLES)
Well, that didn't go so well.
I'll say.
We're locked out, and the magic key
is locked in.
If only there was a way
for us to get inside,
If only there was a way
for us to get inside,
other than the drawbridge.
Psst. You there.Huh?
Yes, over here.UmWally?
Yes, over here.UmWally?
I think that bush is talking to us?
Shh. Quiet!
I don't want to be spotted by the
knights. But I think I can help you.
You can? That's great!
You can? That's great!
Butuh, you're a bush.Oh, right.
Actually, I'm not a bush.
I'mMerlin the magician!
I'mMerlin the magician!
Gah! (COUGHS) Sorry!
Wow, it really is
the great Merlin!
Wow, it really is
the great Merlin!
King Arthur's court magician.Well,
I was King Arthur's court magician,
but now a talking hedgehog sits
on Arthur's throne.
but now a talking hedgehog sits
on Arthur's throne.
He's not a hedgehog.
He's a ferret.
It's a long story.
Well, whatever he may be,
this castle belongs to King Arthur,
this castle belongs to King Arthur,
and it must be returned to its
rightful time and place.
But the only way to do that
is to put the key back
in the WanderStone from where
it was pulled.
So, are you gonna help us get inside
by using a magic spell?
Uhmagic spell? Oh!
Uhmagic spell? Oh!
Ah, yes, you see, I'm not really
that kind of magician?
You know, with the magic spells,
potions,
and turning people into frogs.
I'm actually more of a
and turning people into frogs.
I'm actually more of a
well Pick a card!
Now, don't show it to me.
Now, don't show it to me.
Three of diamonds!
Wow, that's really good, Merlin!
Huzzah!
Wow, that's really good, Merlin!
Huzzah!
Ah. (COUGHS)
Thank you. Thank you.
Oh! (HUMMING)
Oh! (HUMMING)
But how will that get us
inside the castle?It won't.
Oh.But as the court magician, I
also know this castle pretty well.
Oh.But as the court magician, I
also know this castle pretty well.
I have a secret way to get us inside
without using the drawbridge.
Follow me!
Follow me!
BOTH: Huzzah!
Ugh, come on! There has to be a
queen's crown in here somewhere.
Ugh, come on! There has to be a
queen's crown in here somewhere.
Ah-ha!
Ah! There you are. Come, Jester.
Ah! There you are. Come, Jester.
The king wishes to be
entertained with some jokes.
What? I'm not a jester.
I'm your queen!
I mean, do I look like a jester
to you?
I mean, do I look like a jester
to you?
Fine. I'll tell a few jokes.
Well, here we are, Wally and Wenda.
The secret entrance.
Well, here we are, Wally and Wenda.
The secret entrance.
(ALL COUGH) Uh, Merlin? There's
still water to cross,
(ALL COUGH) Uh, Merlin? There's
still water to cross,
and no way to get inside.
Oh, right.
It might only look like
there's no way to cross,
but the water back here
is actually quite shallow.
but the water back here
is actually quite shallow.
See? All we need to do
is wade through the water,
and then we can climb up and enter
through one of those open windows.
and then we can climb up and enter
through one of those open windows.
Great idea, Merlin.
Ah! Thank you, thank you.
Uh, Wenda, did you see that?
Uh, Wenda, did you see that?
Yeah. Something's in the water.
Oh, those are just the eels.
Oh. I forgot about the eels.
Oh. I forgot about the eels.
BOTH: You forgot about the eels?!
Usually I just take the drawbridge.
Ehh! Yuck.
So slimy and yucky! Gross.
So slimy and yucky! Gross.
Ohh! Aah!
They're blocking our path.They
won't let us get to the window,
Wally.If only we could
get above them somehow.
Wally.If only we could
get above them somehow.
Aha. Wenda, look!A flagpole!
Wally, do you have any spare rope
in your hat?
Wally, do you have any spare rope
in your hat?
I do!Egads!
What a great magic trick.
How did you do that, Wally?
How did you do that, Wally?
I'll show you later.OK, everyone.
Hold onto your stripes. I'm on it.
(GRUNTS) Ha!
(GRUNTS) Ha!
Whoa! (EESL HISS)
We are inside! Huzzah!
We are inside! Huzzah!
(COUGHS) Sorry. Force of habit.
OK. All we need to do now is find
the throne room
OK. All we need to do now is find
the throne room
and get the key back, Wally.
Egads! Wally has disappeared.
Did I do that? Wally? Wally?
Where's Wally?
Did I do that? Wally? Wally?
Where's Wally?
Over here, everyone.That was quite
the disappearing act, Wally.
You must show me that trick as well.
Ha. I will!
But first, listen.ODLULU: How many
apples grow on trees?
All of them! Get it?
Apples grow on trees?
All of them! Get it?
Apples grow on trees?
Uh, egads! That is
a terrible jester.
That's no jester. That's Odlulu.
That's no jester. That's Odlulu.
This way, everyone.
What's an Odlulu?
ODLULU: What's a pirate's favourite
letter? Arr!
ODLULU: What's a pirate's favourite
letter? Arr!
You know? The letter "r"?
And pirates say "arr"?
(AUDIENCE GROANS)
(AUDIENCE GROANS)
Come on, that
was a good one!
Well, she is definitely not a funny
court jester, that's for sure.
Well, she is definitely not a funny
court jester, that's for sure.
I already told you, I'm your queen.
Not your court jester.
Uh, King Fritz,
is there anything my knights and I
can fetch for you?
is there anything my knights and I
can fetch for you?
Anything you wish?Anything?
Uh, indeed, anything. What is it
that you would like, Sire?
Uh, indeed, anything. What is it
that you would like, Sire?
Hmm
Food!Then you shall have it.
All the food you can eat.
A feast fit for a king!
All the food you can eat.
A feast fit for a king!
Huzzah!Huzzah! Come, my knights
of the Round Table.
We ride to London.
Our king wants a feast!
We ride to London.
Our king wants a feast!
Huzzah!Huzzah!Huzzah!
Huzzah!Huzzah!Huzzah!Huzzah!
Huzzah!Huzzah!Huzzah!Huzzah!
This is perfect.
With the knights gone,
there's no one to stop us
from getting that key from Fritz.
there's no one to stop us
from getting that key from Fritz.
Right, Wally. Then we can put the
key back in the WanderStone,
and everyone will return to
a long, long time ago.
BOTH: Huzzah!(HUMMING)Merlin?
No "Huzzah"?
BOTH: Huzzah!(HUMMING)Merlin?
No "Huzzah"?
Wellit's just not quite
how the key's magic works?
Wellit's just not quite
how the key's magic works?
What do you mean, Merlin?
If the key is put back
in the WanderStone
before gathering everyone
inside the castle,
before gathering everyone
inside the castle,
any medieval person left outside
when the castle returns to its time
will remain in this time forever.
Oh. That's not good.
Well, then we have to head to London
Oh. That's not good.
Well, then we have to head to London
and lead all the knights
back into this castle.
But we also need to make sure
that the key stays here.
But we also need to make sure
that the key stays here.
How are we gonna do that?
With a little Merlin magic, Wenda.
With a little Merlin magic.
Hmm.
Hmm.
(PLAYS TUNE)
You know, Fritz, I have searched
this entire castle
You know, Fritz, I have searched
this entire castle
and still haven't found a crown.
Maybe we can leave and go find one?
I hear the Tower of London might
have something nice.
Some crown jewels, possibly?Huh?
Some crown jewels, possibly?Huh?
(GASPS)Ha-ha!
I am Merlin the magician.
And I am here to entertain
you with magic.
And I am here to entertain
you with magic.
Ooh!
I heard your last
jester didn't work out.Hey!
Come on, Fritz. Let's go get my
crown.Aw!Wait! Before you leave!
Come on, Fritz. Let's go get my
crown.Aw!Wait! Before you leave!
A trick for the king.
Oh!
Oh!
Ha-ha! Wow!Ha-ha!
(BOTH COUGHING)
(BOTH COUGHING)
It's a great trick!
But we have to go.
I have a crown to get.
More tricks! More tricks!
Fritz!Excellent. I have the ferret
king's attention.
Fritz!Excellent. I have the ferret
king's attention.
I hope the Wanderers are faring as
well with gathering those knights.
OK, Wenda. Any sign of our knights?
OK, Wenda. Any sign of our knights?
Huzzah!Huzzah!Huzzah!
I think we found them.
Knights of the Round Table.
I think we found them.
Knights of the Round Table.
Our king wants a feast.
Then he shall have a feast!
Gather all the food you can carry.
For King Fritz!
ALL: For King Fritz! Huzzah!
For King Fritz!
ALL: For King Fritz! Huzzah!
Oh. This isn't good.We need
to wrangle these rowdy knights
and lead 'em back to the castle
as quickly as we can,
and lead 'em back to the castle
as quickly as we can,
before they cause any trouble.
Merchant, King Fritz would like
all the food in your cart.
Huzzah!Huh?
Huzzah!Huh?
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
(LAUGHING)
Huzzah!
Ah!
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
They're headed to the stadium!
The championship match.
Huzzah!Oh, no! They're gonna turn
the soccer game
into medieval madness!
Huzzah!Huzzah!
A speckled melon. We must
get that for our king.
A speckled melon. We must
get that for our king.
Knights! For King Fritz!
ALL: For King Fritz!
Huzzah!
(WHISTLE BLOWS)Huzzah!
Oh, no! This is out of control!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!
Huzzah!Huzzah!
Huzzah!Huzzah!
Aha!
They're ruining the
championship game, Wally.
They're ruining the
championship game, Wally.
Wally? Where's Wally?
Over here, Wenda! Introducing
the giant foosball-anator!
Over here, Wenda! Introducing
the giant foosball-anator!
If we can use our foosball
skills to kick the ball
toward the castle, all the knights
will follow.
But we're gonna need a few more
hands and feet.
But we're gonna need a few more
hands and feet.
Well, then it's a good
thing I brought a few friends.
Happy to help, mates.Great!
Now spin! And spin! And spin!
After that speckled melon!
And spin! And spin!
ALL: For King Fritz!And spin!
And spin! And spin!
ALL: For King Fritz!And spin!
And spin! And spin!
And spin! And spin!
ALL: Huzzah!
ALL: Huzzah!
Ooh! Ah!
Uh-huh. That was great.
Uh-huh. That was great.
Now can we please leave
and go get my crown?
Uhbut I still have more tricks!
BOTH: You do?Yes! I do.
BOTH: You do?Yes! I do.
Or maybe Idon't?
Come on, Fritz. Looks
like the show's over.
Come on, Fritz. Looks
like the show's over.
Wait! I'm thinking of a number
from one to ten.
Five!Correct!Wow!
And spin! And spin!
What's going on out there?
And spin! And spin!
What's going on out there?
Oh, nothing. Nothing.
But now, for my final trick
I will require an object.
But now, for my final trick
I will require an object.
Something like Oh, I don't know,
like, uh, a key?
A key?How about this?
Wait, Fritz!
A key?How about this?
Wait, Fritz!
Yes, this will do just fine.
(HUMMING)
Excalibur!Wo-ho-ho!
Excalibur!Wo-ho-ho!
OK. Now, make it come back.
After that speckled melon!
Uh-oh, Wally. The drawbridge is up.
After that speckled melon!
Uh-oh, Wally. The drawbridge is up.
And it looks like the eels
remember us, too.
Wenda, do you see the lever holding
the chain to the drawbridge?
Wenda, do you see the lever holding
the chain to the drawbridge?
Uh-huh.Well, it looks like we're
gonna need to use
our trick shot again.
The WanderKick!
Exactly.OK, everyone.
We need your help.
Exactly.OK, everyone.
We need your help.
Crank, crank, and careful
ALL: Huzzah!
After that speckled melon!
Make it come back.Merlin!
Make it come back.Merlin!
Your wish is my command, Milady.
OK. Great trick.
Now, hand it over, please.
OK. Great trick.
Now, hand it over, please.
Not so fast, Odlulu.Wanderers.
We're returning the key
to the stone,
and this castle back to
a long, long time ago.
and this castle back to
a long, long time ago.
Great work, Merlin. You really are
an amazing magician!
Thank you, Wally and Wenda.
You should see my balloon animals.
You should see my balloon animals.
And now, to return the key
to the WanderStone.
MERLIN: Fare thee well!
MERLIN: Fare thee well!
Look at the time, mates. We have
a championship match to play!
Look at the time, mates. We have
a championship match to play!
Well, I have the speckled melon!
To the stadium! Huzzah!
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