Wynonna Earp (2016) s02e08 Episode Script

1 Previously on "Wynonna Earp" - Bobo moved the second seal.
- The seal is in Shorty's.
When the Earp heir turns 27, those of us killed by the last one, we resurrect.
I put your boys back together.
You get me that lead.
- Tell me about the Earp Curse.
- Revenge for the death of our boys.
Then I threw you down a well.
Decades in the dark.
I can't end the curse unless I send every single revenant back to Hell.
Triangle's not only a prison.
It's also a sanctuary.
- For who? - Not a "who.
" A what.
(young Waverly): Willa, no! Why is she so mean? (suspenseful music) - (dramatic music) - (young Waverly screaming) (Waverly): When I fell through I was scared, but I also, finally, understood.
That Willa had put Mr.
Rabbit out there, knowing that the ice was thin.
That even if she was watching, she wouldn't pull me out.
That she hated me.
Now I know why.
I remember when you came home from the hospital, Wave.
I picked out your name myself.
You know they wanted to call you Welcome? Welcome Earp, think about that! God, I tried so hard, but nobody ever celebrated my birthday, or ordered copies of my school photos, noticed my report cards.
Mama used to call you her angel.
Mama left.
And Daddy wouldn't even look at me.
I don't know.
Maybe because I wasn't his.
I didn't realize how hard it was for you.
But it doesn't mean you're not an Earp! Come on, or you're going to be late for your appointment.
- W Waverly! - What? Who did pull you out of the ice? You did.
(Juan Carlo): Well now, it's an awfully cold day to be stranded this far out of town.
What seems to be the trouble? You are.
I put you and your sister in a box.
We got out.
So, Juan Carlo where is the last seal? I'll die before I tell you.
Oh, Padre you'll do both.
(growling) (groaning) 'Cause I gave you all I've got to give And no, that ain't no way to live I told that devil To take you back I told that devil to take you back What? - Just enjoying the view.
- Hmm! Well, you can enjoy much more of it if you come upstairs.
Tempting.
Extremely tempting.
But I have an important errand I must attend to.
You don't have to explain yourself to me.
- I have my own plans.
- Do any of them involve spending time with the Earp Sisters? That could be problematic.
Wynonna is in my life, Rosita.
As are you, make no mistake.
But it would help if there wasn't a divide between my lover - and my - Baby mama? Alleged baby mama? I was gonna say friend.
Wynonna is fun.
And Waverly, everybody loves Waverly! I told you I would protect you.
But if I'm not here If I'm so important, why won't you tell me where you're going? Salt flats.
Don't wait up.
(violin music) - Are you getting enough sleep? - Uh - Yeah.
Naps are my bitch.
- Taking your vitamins? Wash 'em down each morning with a rum and a Coke.
Minus the rum.
And the Coke.
This isn't a joke, Wynonna.
You're growing a human being.
A person.
Right.
And that A DNA test can determine what kind, right? I thought we decided against that.
No, it's it's for a friend.
She's wondering where she came from.
Thinks she's she was adopted.
Maybe.
And is that something on your mind? - Adoption? - No.
I mean not "no".
I mean, I know Know that you have options? Because you do.
There it is.
Your partner in crime.
Would you like to see your baby, Wynonna? What the? What are you trying to pull, man? Don't trick me! I didn't mean to spook you.
It's just that you only have - a few weeks left.
You need to - You need to! OK? I don't need to, you need to! I don't I can't.
You absolutely can, if you want to.
Just remember, you're deciding for two.
OK.
Did you want to know the sex? (tense music) I'll see you next week.
Hey! How'd it go? - Deputy Marshal Dolls.
- Yes? Kidnap any more medical professionals lately? - (laughs) - In case she changes her mind.
- Right.
- It's confidential.
- Awesome, thanks.
- (suspenseful music) - Dolls! Earp? Earp?! Sheriff! Sheriff! Sheriff! Sheriff! Sheriff! Ho! That's enough with the shouting.
This ain't no Ed Sheeran concert.
Listen, I need you to run me a plate right now.
A license plate off of a truck.
I'm aware of what a plate is, Deputy Marshal.
Juliet Zero Six, Hotel Five Echo.
Run it now.
(typing) - Nothing.
- That's impossible.
- It's not in the system.
- OK.
Well, try again! Or we could try this: did you catch a make? Model? The kind of music that was playing on the radio? Black Dodge Ram, 2015, red neck screeching.
It was 2017, it was ebony, not black, and that would've been Willie Nelson, so watch your mouth.
Rig belongs to Juan Carlo.
Juan Carlo.
- Juan Carlo kidnapped Wynonna.
- Highly doubt it.
He's more good Samaritan than he is dipshit.
Though we'll have to ask him why his plates aren't registered.
Listen, sheriff.
I need to find him.
Well, you know Juan Carlo.
He's kind of a wily one.
He's a loner.
And he's chief of the volunteer fire brigade.
Really helps to keep those young bucks in order.
Did you just say "the Order"? - Nailed it.
- You're lucky nobody saw that.
You saw it.
Hey, well, I know why you are distracted.
Waves, Wynonna remembers you coming home from the hospital.
OK? So who are you gonna trust more, your sister or a sociopathic revenant in a fuzzy coat? Well, I'm hoping I won't have to trust either.
I sent in a sample.
Results should show at the Cop Shop soon.
I didn't want them going to the Homestead, - though it hardly matters now.
- Of course it matters.
- I haven't seen anything.
- OK.
I mean, besides, are you sure you really wanna know? No! But if I'm not an Earp, I have to.
In the meantime - why don't you distract me? - Oh! Just the ladies I'm looking for.
So, I had an idea.
About your sister.
I think we should throw her a baby shower.
- Seriously? - I'll mix up some tequila adjacent mocktails.
Hell, maybe even get a damn piñata.
Well, she does enjoy whacking things.
Henry mentioned that she's having trouble seeing this baby as a blessing.
I just want to help.
You know Waves, that is not the craziest idea in the whole world.
And it'll show Wynonna that we're here for her, right? "We"? OK, so what's the cover for the surprise? Nachos.
She'd never say no to nachos.
Girls-nothing-special nacho night it is.
I'll get on it.
OK.
Guess we're doing this.
We.
Huh.
(door opening) You're not handcuffed.
Nedley said this was a courtesy call.
- Yeah, well, it's not.
- Right.
Uh - Juan Carlo kidnapped Wynonna.
- Oh.
Yeah.
Snatched her right out of the doctor's parking lot.
Do you have any idea why he would do that? - Juan Carlo thinks Wynonna's special.
- Yeah.
She is.
Right.
Yeah.
uh I've also seen her fight before.
So, you know there's no way she goes with him against her own will.
Besides, Juan Carlo is incapable of forcing anybody to do anything.
This is bad.
Ewan, right? Really bad.
And it's only going to get worse for you if you don't decide to help me.
- Oh.
- Because Earp is - (buzzing) - Calling you.
On your on your phone right now.
(buzzing) (beep) Earp? - Wassup? - "Wassup"? Wassup is that you got taken! I chased a truck! There was blood on the pamphlets! Oh, yeah.
I got in a killer right hook.
Before JC explained himself.
Prenatal vitamins, Dolls.
I feel like a mountain lion.
Are you OK? Juan Carlo just has some things he wants to discuss with me.
Wynonna, where are you right now? Uh We're at a cross-roads, we've reached a communion Jesus Christ's country house! That wasn't my best work.
Well, it was cute.
Still, I imagine it'll be hard even for Agent Dolls to find this place.
Country house.
She's at a church.
Is he gonna creepy Vegas marry her or what?! I have no idea.
Am I free to go now? OK? You really don't care about any of this, do you? Wynonna, the seals, these aren't our fight.
The Order has been tasked to protect the Ghost River Triangle from demons.
Period.
What the hell do you think my team and I have been doing this entire time, huh? Any word from Black Badge lately? Eventually you and your boys are going to have to get in the game, because neutral men are the devil's allies.
And brother .
the devil's coming.
(tense music) Highway 62, there's an abandoned chapel.
It's right near Juan Carlo's chop shop.
Enjoy your righteousness and your protein shakes.
(message alert) (birds chirping) (chuckling) Waverly wants you to join her at Shorty's for nachos.
Oh! Sounds good.
I just gotta (tense music) Thought we've done this dance before.
You know I'm not a bad guy.
And you got into my truck after you decked me.
You said you have answers.
About the venomous vixens.
- I do.
- Then tell me.
I can't.
I mean, literally.
It is my burden.
My curse.
To survive, and witness.
Never to decide.
But you Wynonna Earp.
You're all choices.
I can show you what you want to know, but you must go willingly.
(chuckling) Whoomp, there it is.
The illusion of free will.
Go, into the church, with his gun and this.
Wyatt's badge? Place them in the center of the mark I have made.
And read the words.
Now, before the sun sets.
Or you know, don't.
- Dolls is on his way.
- I have no doubt.
Will I be back before nacho night? The Earp sisters will be reunited before sundown.
This seems fruity, even for you.
What do you have to fear, Wynonna? With Peacemaker at your side? (birds chirping) So, this little ritual will show me how to stop the Widows before they find the third seal? Oh, Ms.
Earp it'll show you a shitload.
(foreboding music) (sighing) Spoiler alert: definitely not gonna be a virgin birth.
Blink twice if I'm being suckered.
(groaning) What the hell.
(sighing) I have ears, let me hear.
I have eyes, let me see.
I claim my birthright, I claim my history.
(music rising dramatically) And, I'm chanting like an asshole.
Thanks for nothing, JC.
Not you, other one.
(groans) I hope Waverly didn't order extra olives again.
Is nothing sacred? So, funny story.
I was at the doctor's office Doc I promise it won't get gross this time.
Ooh, though I did read a graphic pamphlet about skin tags.
Hello? (chuckling) (eerie music) (saloon music) Wait Why do I smell horses? Where am I? (indistinct chattering) Holy pioneer balls! When am I? Not even gonna put up a fight? - Doc.
- Well, I'm amenable to betting - horses and wives.
- Doc.
Doc! I'm in a vision quest.
A spiritual awakening and walkabout, if you will.
General weirdness.
Don't panic.
Don't panic.
Hey, gringo! Hey! (gibberish noises) Whoosh! Am I a ghost? Oh.
Hey.
Hold on in there, don't go all Sixth Sense on me.
One of us has to keep our shit together.
(man): Mr.
Holliday? Mr.
Doc Holliday? Bobo? Speak up, Spectacles.
I met you yesterday.
I was drunk yesterday.
You're drunk today.
I come from Wyatt.
He received another letter.
It upset him.
Wyatt Earp doesn't get "upset.
" I once saw a knife blade fly between his legs, graze his balls and he did not so much as blink.
He just filled the would-be assassin with lead and hence, Killer Miller became a dead Miller, faster than you, sir can draw.
Not that I would expect a little mouse like you to know the butt end of a pistol from his own furry ass.
(laughter) What did you say your name was again? Robert.
Robert Svane.
Well Robert.
When you have a message from Wyatt Earp for me you tell it to me in a private.
The letter is from the Padre in Purgatory.
The sheriff there is a madman.
Unhinged.
A terror upon its citizens.
Wyatt wants you to ride with him to Purgatory.
Purgatory is a lost cause.
(Bobo): For God sakes! Good, honest people are dying! I have been dying since I been 14 years old.
If God does exist, he does not care about the likes of any of us.
(coughing) I have made my peace with Wyatt.
Now you can go to Hell.
(Bobo): For Wyatt, I would.
I would ride to Hell and back for him if need be.
Used to be you would too.
Good day, sir.
(rising dramatic music) - (gunfire) - (screaming) (gasping) (groans) Of course I don't have it yet.
I'm also not really here.
So I could probably get shot and I would be OK.
Unless if you die in your dream, do you die in real life? What do I do? Make a damn choice.
Thanks a bunch, Juan Carlo! (horse whinnying) Tacos are tasty! Tacos are tasty! (man): You are sure that it was Wyatt Earp? The Wyatt Earp? (woman): Dead certain.
He shot Sheriff Clootie through the heart and then he threatened something.
It sounded awful.
Say, a curse dooming Wyatt's descendants to a life of demon hunting and surprisingly ch ch chilly vision quests? (woman): Earp rode off this morning like the devil was - at his heels.
- (man): Went off to see - a dying friend, I hear.
- (woman): Clootie's three wives are kicking up a real fuss over that demon's body.
(man): Yeah, well, those devil ladies are the Padre's problem now.
If he don't drink himself to death, they'll probably eat him alive.
Well, I'll be gone long before then.
So this is where it all began.
(suspenseful music) But where does it end? (door closing) I don't get it.
You were Wyatt's friend.
What happened? (demonic shrieking) I should have known you two had something to do with the curse.
Szikla és fold lesz kotve, még mindig, legyen ko! - Constance Clootie? - Turns out being paralyzed doesn't feel very nice does it? Ooh, snap! We have to come to church more often.
Where's our husband? Sheriff Clootie's dead.
You'll never find him.
- Liar! - Oh, he's as good as dead.
Buried in the earth.
Funny, isn't it? He loved me best because of my magic, and now my magic will doom the bastard.
- Traitor! - Bitch.
Father Juan Carlo.
Now that the introductions are out of the way - (grunting) - (clattering) I don't wanna get technical, but that looked like interference to me.
(Nicole): Did you hear back from her? I've set the trap with beef and cheese on tortilla chips.
She'll be here.
You think she's gonna like all this, or She'll pretend not to.
(Rosita): A whole lotta piñata! Are we gonna bash that? It's a baby! Yes! And this is a baby bash.
It's filled with donuts.
I stand a zillion percent corrected.
Wynonna will love it.
Wait until you see the mocktail list.
So she's being real friendly all of a sudden.
Yeah.
She seems to have gotten over the whole Wynonna-may-be-carrying- her-boyfriend's-kid thing.
But good for her.
'Cause like it or not, you guys are all kind of in this together.
Well, she's hardly said one word to me before today.
Well, hey! Maybe she's intimidated, OK? You Earps are a party that's tough to crash.
It's hard not to feel like an outsider, even for me.
I'm the nicest person in Purgatory! There was a vote.
I got a sash! OK.
Well, all I'm saying is I remember what it feels like to be new.
And I wasn't sleeping with Wynonna's baby daddy, so Hey.
Well, that would have been awkward on a lot of levels.
- Yeah.
- (Waverly sighing) OK.
I promise to try.
Pregatini? Sure.
Why not? This baby isn't going to bash itself.
Do you mind if I cock-up these mocktails? Please.
Cock away.
(pop music) All of it.
10-4.
I like this Waverly.
I don't need a gun to rip you apart.
I know you don't, Deputy Marshal.
Where is she and what did you do with her? She's a willing participant that's the way it has to be.
(grunting) You do recall who brought you back to Purgatory - when you were half dead.
- Open the door! It's not locked, sport.
And though her body lies in the chapel, Wynonna's no longer in our time.
You drugged a pregnant woman? She and the baby are fine.
But she won't be if you wake her.
Wrenching someone from a vision quest before they have completed their journey breaks their mind, or kills them.
You know, all this bullshit would be easier to swallow if you didn't reek of amaretto.
What can I say? I got a sweet tooth.
If you hurt her She needs to see the past if we have any hope for a future.
(tense music) (sighing) (sighing) (breathing heavily) (sighing) Hey, don't do anything stupid, OK? I'm here.
(inaudible whispering) (demonic snarling) (ambient music) Are you certain this is gonna hold? It would take a force of nature to shatter it.
Say, dynamite? I'm more worried about your demon husband.
And you.
She knows.
About the demon's sons.
My sons.
He will rise Shut the hell up! Yes, I know.
Wyatt Earp killed my poor boys.
- He will pay for it.
- (gun being cocked) But I have priorities.
Should my demon husband get free, it'll be me running for my life.
His funeral is my freedom.
We need more than earth to hold him though.
Do we have a choice? Pour this upon the talismans have given you.
The key is to use iron.
Or silver.
Or even something like a wedding ring.
Repeat the words I taught you, then add your blood.
Fresh from the vein.
Hide your seal on a holy site and they'll keep him locked away forever.
Holy shit, the seals! We need three magical seals to keep Clootie in his tomb.
We tell no one else where we put them.
Even each other.
That way We can't turn traitor and blow the whole thing to shit? Agreed.
Help me up.
(grunting) We gotta get you home.
When in doubt, follow the blonde.
(sighing) So, how long will it take? (chuckling) Time is not really my strong suit.
Yeah, and you're not entirely human.
Not for a while now.
I was granted immortality like your friend, Doc, along with a few other perks.
And some burdens.
You know, you ever thought about sitting down with us over dinner? Explaining a few things? I'm not allowed to interfere.
- This isn't interfering? - Oh, indeed it is.
But at this point, I'm no longer afraid of the consequences.
The almond smell it's not amaretto.
It's gangrene.
Fatal, I'm afraid.
Even for me.
Listen, I can call my team, we can get you to a hospital, alright? There's no time.
She's here.
Sooner than expected, damn her.
She's looking for the third seal.
I don't have it, nor do I know where it is.
(gun being cocked) Can you fight? Try and stop me.
Dolls! Whatever happens to me, don't let her get to Wynonna! (violin music) It's over.
Step away and you might be spared.
Jinx.
I was gonna say the same thing.
Except for the sparing part.
Wynonna Earp dies tonight.
You're gonna have to go through me first.
That's the best invitation I've had all day.
- Come, sister.
- What? (grunts) - And, I'm back in the chapel.
- (Bobo whispering indistinctly) Wyatt Earp (eerie music) Angel? (chuckling) Hardly.
Why are you here? This is a place of God.
Oh, "I am made whole in the house of my enemies.
" Have you been in Purgatory all this time? Wyatt said he'd return to see that all was set straight.
- How did you come by it? - (Bobo scoffing) The wound? Your husband.
Clootie didn't need a gun.
Well, he held me as a shield, in between him and Wyatt.
He was going to get away.
I told Wyatt to take the shot.
Bullet went straight through me and into the demon's heart.
You are a dear, brave friend.
Not dear enough.
"Robert, My travels are delayed once more" - Doc Holliday's gone missing.
- Hmm.
Wyatt's gone looking for him instead.
Well, he does love John Henry, doesn't he? - But to choose him over you - (Bobo scoffing) Doc saved Wyatt's life.
I just got in the way.
And gave up your soul.
What? This isn't fair.
Don't tell him.
Didn't you hear my husband's last words? That's what sent Wyatt Earp fleeing.
Clootie cursed him.
And all those killed by Peacemaker, destined for hell.
You're lying.
She's not.
They'll resurrect upon Wyatt's death.
"Revenants" they'll be called.
To hound and kill each and every Earp heir.
And round and round it goes Get out.
You're going to be a demon, Robert.
I am a good man! Hell burns that right out of you.
I am a good man! (sombre music) Help me! Oh, please? There is a way.
But you have to do something for me.
What? Bring me the bones of my sons.
- No.
- Good Bobo.
Very well.
Whatever they tell you it's a dry heat.
Alright, wait! (sighing) So close.
(demonic snarling) Whoa! (grunting) (screams) - (gasping) - Well, now I'm hungry.
You've tracked the prey.
Now we feast.
(suspenseful music) Never have I ever swam naked in the ocean.
- Waverly? - I've never even seen the ocean.
Neither have I.
You girls need to get out more.
Mm.
Why why don't we play pregnant Pictionary? Hm? Hope you're as good at drawing a placenta as I am.
Waves, grab a pen.
- On it.
I'm on it.
- "Waves"? Mm! Rosie's so much fun.
I'm really happy for her and Doc.
- Whoa! - Whoa.
- Oh, uh just, well uh - This is your purse.
Yeah.
But this is my DNA test.
You said it hadn't arrived yet.
Well, have you have you opened it? Why wouldn't you tell me? - Because I love you.
- Are you serious right now? Because I was trying to protect you.
Or control me.
Once you look, you can't unsee the result.
I don't need you to make decisions for me.
OK? I'm not a child, Nicole.
From the look on your face, I'm not an Earp either.
- Waverly, wait! - Don't follow me.
- (door closing) - Who doesn't like Pictionary? Feels familiar How much further? Come.
Your answers lie in the depths.
(man): Hello? - Hello?! - Well that's - Doc.
- Holliday.
Please.
- If you can hear me, I need help! - What did you do? I desire vengeance on Wyatt Earp for the death of my boys.
His best friend alive forever at the bottom of a pit does the trick.
You should have seen his face when I pushed him in.
Why bring me here? - To wallow in your savagery? - The ring you want? The one that heals the dying and delays death interminably is also my seal.
And it's in the well? Well, it seemed like a good place to hide it, on the finger of the best gunslinger alive.
You rescue him, get it back, avoid demon-dom And Doc and Wyatt will be reunited.
They'll be thrilled! Or I trust you'll make the right choice.
(both): That's a neat trick.
Please, whoever you are, I'm in dire need of your assistance! You have a ring.
- Made of silver.
- Do I know you, friend? Oh, no.
We're not friends.
Now, you tie that ring to this thread.
And once I have it, I will throw you down a rope.
(ambient music) I am much obliged, sir, but I would much rather be free first.
You have my word.
What good is the word of a man I do not know!? (scoffing) You would rather stay in the dark than give up your immortality? Well, hell.
That is the devil's work.
Well then throw down the rope or go to Hell! I believe I will.
(splashing) Hello? Hey! Please come back! Come back! Please! You will retrieve the bones of my sons, eventually.
You don't get it.
You don't have anything I want! I'll find something.
(screaming) (groaning) (coughing) (rousing music) (growling) (moaning) (demonic snarling) Impossible! Dolls (heavy breathing) (grunting) (groaning) (coughing) Wynonna Now would be a good time to wake up.
(groaning) It burns! (screaming) (groaning) Damn him! He has claimed sanctuary.
Get the torch.
Church or brothel, house or barn.
These houses of men.
In the end, they all burn.
(groans) Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me.
(sighing) (sombre music) You are with me.
How can you see me? I suppose because I'm dying.
Though I've caught glimpses of you my entire life.
(coughing) I've been here awhile.
My guardian angel.
Something like that.
(coughing) (Dolls): Wake up! I've been a good man.
I deserve to be saved.
I do.
- You left Doc down there.
- No.
Alone - forever.
- I had to.
He was guarding something precious.
It needs to stay safe.
You were jealous and you left him there to ro (coughing) to rot! Yeah.
You're right.
I confess.
But it was a moment of weakness.
And you're here with me now.
My angel here to save my soul.
If you'd rescued Doc, everything might have been different, Bobo.
Bobo? Why are you calling me that? My name is Robert.
Bobo will be your name.
When you're resurrected from Hell.
As a demon.
(coughing) Peacemaker! (humming) I know that gun.
It's the one that killed you.
God, what did I do? What shall I become? Try try to remember who you were.
(grunting) Remember how much you loved Wyatt Earp.
(coughing) Oh no! No, no, no! You're dying.
You're dying because of me! - No! - Trust me.
We'll meet again.
If you're an angel, we're gonna be on different sides.
I need to wake up.
(both breathing heavily) I promise I will never hurt you.
No matter what form I take, I swear it.
Alright? I swear I will never hurt you! (both breathing heavily) What's my angel's name? Waverly.
Waverly.
I will remember.
Please.
Wake me up (sombre music) (church bell ringing) (indistinct shouting) Please be OK.
Hey! Hey! You're hurt.
Let me help.
Be OK! Please! Please! Please! Come back to me! Come on! - Oh! Oh! - (coughing) Oh! Yes! Oh! Yes! - (coughing) - Oh, you're OK! You're OK! How did you find us? Smart move, ringing the bell.
That wasn't me.
It was Robert.
(ambient music) (Bobo): I'm here.
I got you, Waverly.
- Angel.
- Papa.
(birds chirping) - So, how was your vision quest? - (Wynonna murmuring) - The third seal? - Yeah.
It's Doc's ring.
Constance Clootie's wedding ring.
She gave it to Doc, - tied his immortality to it.
- That's pretty smart.
Who's gonna rob a gunslinger, right? I also know what happens if those bitches in black break it.
Clootie, the demon who started this whole God damn story, will rise.
And he will be pissy, given the whole buried alive thing.
I'm fine.
Good 'cause you kind of died.
- Uh, what, what, what? - Yeah.
You weren't breathing, you didn't have a pulse for like 77 seconds.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- First time for everything.
- Just don't do it again.
OK.
I also saw Robert.
Bobo.
He was "I am made whole in the house of my enemies.
" "And my enemies are made whole in my house.
" Is that how it goes? You didn't have Sunday school? (chuckling) If we live long enough we all become enemies.
No.
Not you and me.
Never.
Where you going? No, no, come on.
Not yet.
The Earp heir, dead.
But only for a few seconds though, right? Yeah.
(chuckling) (birds chirping) (rising violin music) (roaring)