Andi Mack (2017) s02e09 Episode Script

1 ANDI: Previously on Andi Mack I want to marry you.
I'll always love you.
We're still a family.
Nothing has to change, you know that, right? No change necessary.
Wait, you and Jonah are a couple? Who can tell? We've never used that word before.
But he still likes you the best.
Sometimes I don't know if we're together or if we're just friends that like holding hands and ending calls with "No, you hang up first.
" (BELLS DING) Is that Jonah? Who's he with? I don't know! He's your boyfriend.
Mom, not now.
I'm just trying to get up to speed here.
He's with a girl.
Let's go out that way.
Don't look, don't look.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) Robin Herman's pugoodle had puppies! - (GIGGLES) - That's nice.
She brought them to school to show everyone.
You gotta see them, they're like this big, and they have the cutest little smushed-in faces.
I can't right now.
It's a box of tiny, fluffy puppies.
I need to talk to Jonah.
He's right there.
Alone.
What's so important? I don't really want to talk about it.
Well, I'm making you.
Buffy, not now.
You know what would make you feel better? A box of "wittle" pugoodle puppies! Go to them and take pictures.
I might need to look at puppies later.
- Hey.
- Hey.
I saw you sitting here.
Why didn't you come over and say hello? 'Cause I don't do what you do.
What do I do? Talk to everybody.
You have so many friends! And you're always making new ones.
Like, just the other day, I saw you at The Spoon with some person I didn't know, and I thought, "Hm, I wonder who that person is that's with Jonah.
" When was this? Saturday.
It was a girl, if that helps to jog your memory.
Oh, you mean Natalie! She's the captain of the Ultimate Team at Peabody.
Ah! A fellow disc-head.
She's a major disc-head.
She's got a channel on MeTube.
She's really cool, you should look her up.
Absolutely.
I am so looking forward to doing that.
You're not jealous, are you? What? No.
Wow, you pulled that out of nowhere.
Should I be? Of course not, she's just a friend.
Really? Really.
She's just a friend.
(THEME SONG PLAYING) I'm standing on the edge And everything I kno-o-ow Has blown away Life is upside down But any way it go-o-oes I'll work it out Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Here we go One, two, three! I'm ready for tomorrow Tomorrow starts today There ain't no map to follow But I'm with you all the way I'm ready for tomorrow - Tomorrow starts today - Hey There ain't no map to follow But I'm with you all the way Hey All the way Why do we have to watch 87 videos of this girl throwing a Frisbee? You watched all of Jonah's.
Yeah, but his were better.
In what way? They had Jonah in them.
I've seen enough, too.
Wait, wait, wait.
What's this? (CLICK) - (LAUGHTER ON VIDEO) - ANDI: When was this? Where was this? Whose pool is that? Uh puppies? - (ANDI SIGHS) - I have puppies.
Hello? Bowie? Hello.
You're not Bowie.
He's got a landscaping job.
He asked me to watch the shop.
Please don't buy anything 'cause I don't know how to work the cash register.
(CHUCKLES) Actually, I'm just here to exchange some plants.
These are broken.
I broke them.
Lucky for you, I am a plant doctor.
(CHUCKLES) Really? Did you go to plant medical school? I did.
I was kidding! There really is plant medical school? Yeah, as long as there are people like you, the world needs people like me.
Here, let me see.
Ah BEX: Ah! That looks painful.
It probably doesn't feel great.
They're going to be fine.
You just over-watered them.
I'll re-pot them and give the soil some B-12.
Just come back in a couple of days.
Well, thank you so much, um, Doctor? It's just Miranda.
Miranda Patrick.
Hey, two first names.
Me too.
Rebecca Mack.
That's a good thing, right, two first names? Yeah.
It's fun when you go to the movies and you stay for the credits and look for the people with two first names.
Sarah Jessica Parker is our queen.
I'll have to do that too.
- Yes! - (LAUGHS) Um, well, thank you so much, Miranda Patrick.
Thank you, Rebecca Mack.
It's just Bex.
Hey, I'm here to pick up my to-go order.
Thanks.
Hey, how are you holding up? I'm fine.
You don't have to put on a brave face for me.
I know about Jonah and his new "friend," the flying disc wench.
They really are just friends.
And you believe that? Shouldn't you be spilling a drink on a customer? When I was with Jonah, he told me the exact same thing.
That you were just a friend.
Because we were.
And then we Look, I really don't want to talk about this with you.
I have to admit, it's nice not being the jealous one.
I'm not jealous.
I'm okay that Jonah has a friend.
I really am.
Andi, I know we've had our differences, but I'm on your side here.
Somehow that doesn't make it any better.
We both know that Jonah's a heartbreaker.
I've been through it and it's not fun.
All I'm saying is if you need a shoulder, and you will So where are we eating? Table or floor? We haven't had a floor picnic in a while.
It really is hard to refuse you.
Yes! (SHOUTING): Andi, floor picnic! (SHOUTING): Bring pillows! So I heard you met Miranda.
I think it was like at first sight.
- Really? - You know, I came so close to asking her to be my friend, but you can't do that on the first conversation, right? - It's too early.
- (CHUCKLES) She liked you too.
Really? What are you so happy about? What are you so unhappy about? I asked you first.
I made a friend today.
Everybody's making friends.
Meet the new friends, better than the old friends.
Finally got her to listen to some of my music.
- Huh! - Nice! Can I ask you something? Yeah.
What exactly does it mean when a guy says that a girl is "just a friend"? We saw Jonah at The Spoon with a girl.
Oh.
Her name's Natalie, and she's the captain of the Ultimate Team at her school.
If he says they're just friends, they probably are.
Yeah, well I'm really not loving the word "probably.
" I'm just saying, playing Frisbee isn't the most romantic way to meet someone.
That's how Jonah and I met.
Lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice.
Yeah, well, he's a boy, not the weather.
And I'm not hungry.
But Why didn't you tell me? I'm sorry, I just never thought she'd Want my opinion? Your opinion means a lot to her.
I was gonna say, I never thought she'd let you see her embarrassed.
- I'll go talk to her.
- No.
I got this.
Okay if I come in? You're in.
Whatcha doin'? Saving me from myself.
There's a video that I really have to stop watching.
Oh.
Andi, I don't know what's going on in Jonah's head.
But like you said, he's a boy.
And boys can be pretty dumb.
(CHUCKLES) Sometimes, it takes us a while to appreciate what we have.
But we get there.
Okay? What difference is this gonna make? Are you gonna tape your phone too? - Oh.
(LAUGHS) - (CELL PHONE RINGS) - Now what are you gonna do? - (CONTINUES RINGING) I'm going to get it.
- (RINGING STOPS) - Hello? Okay.
What'd you find? Here's Natalie's FacePage.
Whoa, picture of Jonah.
Not good.
(KEYBOARD CLACKS) And now here's Jonah's FacePage.
Notice, there's no pictures of Natalie.
Interesting.
But here's the headline.
Who's Furious George? According to the Ultimate Disc Power rankings, one of the top ten players in the world.
And look where he's going to be this afternoon.
Right here in the park.
Holding a master class on trick shots.
And look who signed up to attend.
Both of them.
How do you feel about doing some spy work? You kidding? I've already got the trench coat and fedora hanging in my closet.
We just need your camera with the big lens.
I love this! I feel like we're in one of those old detective movies.
Let's get to work.
(CHEERS) All right! Let's take our places everybody.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Come on, show me what you're made of Oh, she's pushing from the side Hey, Brendan, throw one! Till the only one, the last man standing, yeah! - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) - CYRUS: Starling.
- Starling.
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) - Starling.
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) Lots of starlings today.
CYRUS: This is boring.
You have to be patient.
- Yes! (INDISTINCT) -Buffy: Is he going in for a hug? Stand down.
Just a fist bump.
Ooh, it's a starling.
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) Focus.
Just keep doing it, all right? It's all about - (MIRANDA GIGGLES) - (BEX GASPS) They're alive! Hey, Bowie Quinn.
- That's me.
- Two first names.
It's a nest.
What's going on? Although his first name is really a last name.
That's true.
Never mind, you're out.
- Fine, don't tell me.
- (LAUGHS) Hey, how can I help you? Hey, um, if you're not too busy, I was thinking maybe we could get a coffee? And a donut? I would love a donut.
Good! Because when I say coffee, I really mean donut.
(LAUGHS) Hey, can I ask you something? - Bear claws.
- It's not donut related.
Sorry, I am not good with segues.
You seem to know Bowie.
You could say that.
I can't believe I'm asking this, this is so embarrassing, but do you know if he's seeing anyone? Oh, um, I don't think so.
'Cause I was thinking I'd like to ask him out.
Yeah.
- Yeah? - Go for it.
Unless, are you interested in him? No.
No.
- Mm-mm.
No.
No.
- No? Okay.
What'd I miss? Nothing.
I was just I was heading out.
I thought we were gonna get donuts? I I just remembered I have this Some other time.
Okay.
You wanna get a donut? I can get a donut.
MIRANDA: Great.
- Yeah.
- All right.
Hey, guys.
What's up? You're going to want to sit down.
Why? Just trust me.
Okay.
Here's what's up.
What's this? We did a little surveillance work for you.
What did you surveil? Jonah and Natalie.
Checking out his "she's just a friend" story.
See if it holds up.
I didn't ask you to do that.
You didn't have to ask.
Just another service we provide.
What's in the envelope? Everything you need to know.
Well, I don't want to open it.
Just tell me.
No, don't tell me! No, tell me! Is it bad? Just tell me that.
No, don't tell me anything.
I don't wanna know.
I told you we shouldn't.
There's nothing in it.
Because we have nothing to report.
There was no flirting, no prolonged eye contact.
No physical contact either, apart from a single fist bump.
So they really are just friends? They really are, just friends.
Well, why couldn't you just tell me that? Why did you have to torture me with a manila envelope? His idea.
It's how the movie detectives do it.
Slide an envelope to their client.
I'm sorry.
I had to pick between this and him wearing a fedora if you can imagine.
- (ANDI LAUGHS) - (CHUCKLES) Oh.
She doesn't have to imagine.
(WHISPERS): You made the right choice.
(BOTH LAUGH) Uh, hey, laugh all you want, but I think I look "fedorable.
" - You excited about this afternoon? - Are you kidding? Yeah, can you come? I was the one who invited you.
To what? The Grease sing-along? With the school? At the amphitheater? I asked you last week if you wanted to go, and you said yeah.
Oh, right.
What did you think I was talking about? Natalie's making a video for her web channel with this guy, Furious George, who's famous in the Ultimate world.
Oh, wow.
She asked me to be in it, and I said yes.
I'm sorry, that was so dumb.
I'll tell Natalie she has to find someone else.
No, no.
If it's really important to you, then It's important, but it's not really important.
But if it's what you'd rather do, then that's what you should do.
Well, you could come to that if you want.
Thanks, but, uh You really want to do the sing-along? Yeah, and you really wanna do the video.
So let's just both do what we wanna do.
Andiman, you're the best.
Hm, that's what I aim for.
(CHUCKLES) (SIGHS) Got a minute? Of course you do.
Andi is not who you think she is.
What does that mean? Stop being such a dumb boy or you're going to blow it with her.
She's a really great person.
Better than you deserve.
Keep doing what you're doing and you'll lose her.
I can't believe you're giving me advice about Andi.
She's pretending to be the cool girl.
But she's not the cool girl.
She's jealous.
And she's not gonna tell you that, so I have to.
And by the way, you dated the cool girl and you couldn't handle the cool girl.
(DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYS) So Jonah's not coming? Why not? Because he wants to be in some Ultimate Disc video with Natalie.
Don't feel bad.
Do we even know if he can sing? That's not the point.
The point is, he already had plans with Andi.
But it's okay, because what are the chances he even knows the lyrics? I'm gonna say remote.
I just could tell that he really, really wanted to do the video.
Even after you told him you wanted him to do this? You did tell him that, right? Not in so many words.
How many words? Zero words.
But it wouldn't have made any difference anyways.
Well, I guess we'll never know that.
Will we? I need to know.
I need to know.
You could have just let it go.
Let it go? That is a concept I have never understood.
Clearly.
When I look in your eyes I know forever's where we're headed So take my hand And just say you do 'Cause they've never Seen a love like me and you Baby, all I wanna say is thank you 'cause you've made me better Better, forever in love I'm looking for Jonah Beck.
You're Andi.
You're Natalie.
Oh, I thought he was with you.
I thought he was with you.
He said he had to go to some sing-along thing.
He did? All we got is each other And a life of joy and laughter So take my hand And just say you do 'Cause they've never seen a love like me and you No! Stop the bus, stop the bus! Stop! Stop, please! - ANDI: Stop, stop! - BUFFY AND CYRUS: Stop! Stop! CYRUS: Stop! All I wanna do is be in love with you forever and ever Forever in love Love Love Did you get my text? No.
"I'm here.
Where are you?" I'm here too.
(BOTH CHUCKLE) I'm just forever in love I'm just forever in I'm just forever in I'm just forever in I'm just forever in love Baby, all I wanna say is thank you 'cause you've made me better Better All I wanna do is be in love with you forever and ever Forever in love Next on Andi Mack Let me just slide this non-distracting flier where you can see it.
The Renaissance Fair in all it's glory! Let's just call it a draw.
Driscoll doesn't draw.
Today is your birthday.
It is? We're throwing him a surprise party! I don't buy that this is all because you hate the idea of birthdays.
I just hate the idea of mine.
GUESTS: Surprise!