Bunnicula (2016) s02e09 Episode Script
Chips and Salsa
1
[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[roars]
[laughs]
[thunder rumbling]
-And bucket number 174.
-Ah!
Stupid water! [yells]
Dad, this is way too much water.
The buckets aren't cutting it.
Right as always, Mina.
I'd say it's high time
we get a water pump.
To the hardware store!
Cool!
Water pump's gonna be all
[imitating water pump]
You mean it's gonna be more
[imitating water pump]
[giggling]
Oh, good. They can finally dry up
this nightmare.
Aw, lighten up, Chester.
Bellyflop!
Water! Water!
Hey! Where's Bunnicula?
He'd love this.
[yawns]
Huh?
[moans]
[gibbers]
Hey, Bunnicula.
Isn't it fun and splashy down here?
[yells] Water! Hey!
Watch where you're splashing that stuff.
[gibbers]
Yeah, it's only water.
Cats and water do not mix!
-[crackling]
-What was that?
It's nothing.
Whee! [laughing]
Uh I don't like this.
Something supernatural is happening.
I know it.
[hissing]
That's definitely something.
[gibbering]
Hi! Huh?
Hey! [gibbering]
Uh-oh!
[creature roars]
[both scream]
Water! Water! Water! Water! Oh
Whew! [yells]
Wet dog! Wet dog! Wet dog!
Ugh!
-[roars]
-[Chester yells]
Monster! Monster! Monster!
Monster! Monster! Monster!
Water! Monster! Water! Monster!
Water! Monster! Water! Monster!
[panting]
I don't think it can get up here.
-Do you think Bunnicula's okay?
-He's been through much worse.
It's us I'm worried about.
[growling]
Oh, great. If things weren't bad enough,
now we've got this creepy mist business.
It's covering up everything.
I can't make hands or tails
of this cellar now.
Wait, do you see it?
Dark shape in the mist!
[yells] It's the monster.
It's gonna ram us!
[both yell]
[yells]
Patches?
Do you think he's okay?
[groans] What? Elvira?
Is that you?
You came back for me.
Oh, Patches!
Patches!
Patches! Patches!
-Get off of me!
-Oh! Hey, Chester.
Hi, I'm Patches.
I'm a weredude.
I'm Harold. I'm a dog.
[roaring]
And that's the monster.
It's a giant salamander.
A salamander? In the cellar?
[both]
A "cellarmander"!
[both]
Oh!
-Oh!
-Oh!
[both] Oh!
-Oh!
-Oh!
-Oh!
-Oh!
Oh! I don't get it.
-Hi, Lugosi.
-So, what is this cellarmander?
It's the monster that ate Bunnicula.
Master? Eaten? No!
Master! I'm coming, master!
That guy is a total wackadoo.
[Lugosi]
Hey, I-- I found the monster.
Does it have Bunnicula?
[Lugosi] Hey, monster!
Do you have my master?
Okay! He's chewing on me.
Yeah, he's got a leg.
I'm in his mouth now.
It ate me.
Lugosi? Lugosi?
Lugosi?
Lugosi?
-[roars]
-[both yelling]
-Whoa.
-[yells] Water! Water! Water!
Whew! That was close.
[all yell]
What? How did-- How did we get up here?
[chittering]
Oh, it's the Mumkey. Hi, Mumkey.
Wow, thanks, Mumkey. You saved us.
[chittering]
She knows where Bunnicula might be.
She said that there's a strange
glowing light coming from over there.
Could have something to do with
the Cellarmander. We should check it out.
How can we get to it
with the monster down there?
Don't worry, guys.
I got a plan.
This was your great idea?
I didn't wanna skip leg day.
Gotta work on my calves, man.
Harold, you're spinning the wrong way.
-Is there really a wrong way, Chester?
-Yes.
[chittering]
We're almost there.
[chittering]
One of us has to see
if Bunnicula is down there.
[yells] Cramp! My gorgeous calf.
I guess I'll go.
Hey, I thought you said cats hate water?
Well, Patches doesn't count.
He's a weredude.
I'm a weredude.
Okay, so they look like they're down
there in some eggy things inside of,
like, a big glowing crack, man.
Yeah, it's pretty wild.
Hey, Patches. How are you standing
in the water like that?
I'm doing what now?
Oh!
Hi, I'm Patches. I'm a weredude.
[all scream]
[chittering]
You have to dive down and free them
while we distract the monster.
Me? Why me?
You're the only one with claws.
You can cut them out of their eggs.
No way am I going down there.
Don't worry, Chester. We got your back.
I know I haven't been the most reliable
friend in the past,
but I promise you this time I, Harold,
will come through for you 100 per--
Oh, no!
Harold!
[chitters]
Don't leave me.
[gasps] Monster! Monster! Monster!
[roars]
Monster! Monster! Monster!
[monster grunts]
[screeches]
Monster! Water!
Monster! Water!
Friends! Monster! Water!
Friends!
[chittering]
[Mumkey screams]
[yells]
[yelling]
[roars]
-Let her rip, Mina.
-All right.
This is gonna be awesome.
[both imitating water pump]
[gasping]
I'm still alive.
My friends. I have to save my friends.
I will save you.
I will save you!
[gasping]
Hold on. I'm coming for you!
-Oh, hi, Chester.
-That's how you get
maximum calf exercise.
You guys are okay? Oh!
-Monster?
-Monster?
Monster? I don't kn--
Oh! You mean the Cellarmander.
Yeah, she's totally cool.
Hello.
[yells] Monster! Monster! Monster!
[gibbering]
The Cellarmander
wasn't trying to eat us.
She was just protecting us
during the flood.
By keeping us safe in her eggs.
[Cellarmander giggles]
What?
On a rainy day
No friend could be grander ♪
Than that helpful monster
The Cellarmander ♪
Why struggle around
In a rising flood ♪
When you can nap in her eggs
All nice and snug ♪
It's the Cellarmander, Cellarmander ♪
-She has a theme song?
-Yeah.
Doesn't everybody?
[laughing and humming]
I'm going back upstairs.
[theme song playing]
[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[roars]
[laughs]
[thunder rumbling]
-And bucket number 174.
-Ah!
Stupid water! [yells]
Dad, this is way too much water.
The buckets aren't cutting it.
Right as always, Mina.
I'd say it's high time
we get a water pump.
To the hardware store!
Cool!
Water pump's gonna be all
[imitating water pump]
You mean it's gonna be more
[imitating water pump]
[giggling]
Oh, good. They can finally dry up
this nightmare.
Aw, lighten up, Chester.
Bellyflop!
Water! Water!
Hey! Where's Bunnicula?
He'd love this.
[yawns]
Huh?
[moans]
[gibbers]
Hey, Bunnicula.
Isn't it fun and splashy down here?
[yells] Water! Hey!
Watch where you're splashing that stuff.
[gibbers]
Yeah, it's only water.
Cats and water do not mix!
-[crackling]
-What was that?
It's nothing.
Whee! [laughing]
Uh I don't like this.
Something supernatural is happening.
I know it.
[hissing]
That's definitely something.
[gibbering]
Hi! Huh?
Hey! [gibbering]
Uh-oh!
[creature roars]
[both scream]
Water! Water! Water! Water! Oh
Whew! [yells]
Wet dog! Wet dog! Wet dog!
Ugh!
-[roars]
-[Chester yells]
Monster! Monster! Monster!
Monster! Monster! Monster!
Water! Monster! Water! Monster!
Water! Monster! Water! Monster!
[panting]
I don't think it can get up here.
-Do you think Bunnicula's okay?
-He's been through much worse.
It's us I'm worried about.
[growling]
Oh, great. If things weren't bad enough,
now we've got this creepy mist business.
It's covering up everything.
I can't make hands or tails
of this cellar now.
Wait, do you see it?
Dark shape in the mist!
[yells] It's the monster.
It's gonna ram us!
[both yell]
[yells]
Patches?
Do you think he's okay?
[groans] What? Elvira?
Is that you?
You came back for me.
Oh, Patches!
Patches!
Patches! Patches!
-Get off of me!
-Oh! Hey, Chester.
Hi, I'm Patches.
I'm a weredude.
I'm Harold. I'm a dog.
[roaring]
And that's the monster.
It's a giant salamander.
A salamander? In the cellar?
[both]
A "cellarmander"!
[both]
Oh!
-Oh!
-Oh!
[both] Oh!
-Oh!
-Oh!
-Oh!
-Oh!
Oh! I don't get it.
-Hi, Lugosi.
-So, what is this cellarmander?
It's the monster that ate Bunnicula.
Master? Eaten? No!
Master! I'm coming, master!
That guy is a total wackadoo.
[Lugosi]
Hey, I-- I found the monster.
Does it have Bunnicula?
[Lugosi] Hey, monster!
Do you have my master?
Okay! He's chewing on me.
Yeah, he's got a leg.
I'm in his mouth now.
It ate me.
Lugosi? Lugosi?
Lugosi?
Lugosi?
-[roars]
-[both yelling]
-Whoa.
-[yells] Water! Water! Water!
Whew! That was close.
[all yell]
What? How did-- How did we get up here?
[chittering]
Oh, it's the Mumkey. Hi, Mumkey.
Wow, thanks, Mumkey. You saved us.
[chittering]
She knows where Bunnicula might be.
She said that there's a strange
glowing light coming from over there.
Could have something to do with
the Cellarmander. We should check it out.
How can we get to it
with the monster down there?
Don't worry, guys.
I got a plan.
This was your great idea?
I didn't wanna skip leg day.
Gotta work on my calves, man.
Harold, you're spinning the wrong way.
-Is there really a wrong way, Chester?
-Yes.
[chittering]
We're almost there.
[chittering]
One of us has to see
if Bunnicula is down there.
[yells] Cramp! My gorgeous calf.
I guess I'll go.
Hey, I thought you said cats hate water?
Well, Patches doesn't count.
He's a weredude.
I'm a weredude.
Okay, so they look like they're down
there in some eggy things inside of,
like, a big glowing crack, man.
Yeah, it's pretty wild.
Hey, Patches. How are you standing
in the water like that?
I'm doing what now?
Oh!
Hi, I'm Patches. I'm a weredude.
[all scream]
[chittering]
You have to dive down and free them
while we distract the monster.
Me? Why me?
You're the only one with claws.
You can cut them out of their eggs.
No way am I going down there.
Don't worry, Chester. We got your back.
I know I haven't been the most reliable
friend in the past,
but I promise you this time I, Harold,
will come through for you 100 per--
Oh, no!
Harold!
[chitters]
Don't leave me.
[gasps] Monster! Monster! Monster!
[roars]
Monster! Monster! Monster!
[monster grunts]
[screeches]
Monster! Water!
Monster! Water!
Friends! Monster! Water!
Friends!
[chittering]
[Mumkey screams]
[yells]
[yelling]
[roars]
-Let her rip, Mina.
-All right.
This is gonna be awesome.
[both imitating water pump]
[gasping]
I'm still alive.
My friends. I have to save my friends.
I will save you.
I will save you!
[gasping]
Hold on. I'm coming for you!
-Oh, hi, Chester.
-That's how you get
maximum calf exercise.
You guys are okay? Oh!
-Monster?
-Monster?
Monster? I don't kn--
Oh! You mean the Cellarmander.
Yeah, she's totally cool.
Hello.
[yells] Monster! Monster! Monster!
[gibbering]
The Cellarmander
wasn't trying to eat us.
She was just protecting us
during the flood.
By keeping us safe in her eggs.
[Cellarmander giggles]
What?
On a rainy day
No friend could be grander ♪
Than that helpful monster
The Cellarmander ♪
Why struggle around
In a rising flood ♪
When you can nap in her eggs
All nice and snug ♪
It's the Cellarmander, Cellarmander ♪
-She has a theme song?
-Yeah.
Doesn't everybody?
[laughing and humming]
I'm going back upstairs.
[theme song playing]