Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e09 Episode Script

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- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
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INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
ARE YOU SURE
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH,
UNCLE GADGET?
MORE THAN ENOUGH, PENNY.
I'll JUST TAKE THIS
BREAKFAST OUT TO CAPEMAN.
YOU RUN ALONG I'll JUS
CLEAN MY PLATE.
CAPEMAN NEEDS HID
ENERGY, THAT YARD IS A MESS.
THIS WILL CLEAN
MY TRAY IN A JIFFY. HUH?!
MMMMMM THAT LOOKS GOOD.
ON THE OTHER HAND, A LITTLE
MORE FOOD COULDN'T HURT.
WELL I'll START DIETING
TOMORROW.
(RINGING)
AHA, DUTY CALLS.
INSPECTOR GADGET HERE.
YES, CHIEF, I'll BE RIGHT THERE.
CHIEF QUIMBY, ARE YOU IN THERE?
HERE ARE YOUR SECRET ORDERS,
GADGE
SUSPECT MAD PLOT TO
TRY TO EXTERMINATE
INSPECTOR GADGET DURING HIS
VISIT TO THE ORIENTAL
EXPRESS MYSTERY TOUR TRAIN.
THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF
DESTRUCT IN THIRTY SECONDS.
DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
WHAT COULD HAPPEN HERE WITH
MY GOOD FRIEND CAPEMAN
HELPING ME.
STOP, STOP THE MACHINE!
STOP!
STOP AAAH!!
I HOPE YOU GOT SOMETHING
ATTRACTIVE TODAY PROFESSOR
DUMMKOPF
QUITE ATTRACTIVE INDEED, DR.
CLAW. JUST LOOK.
(CALLING) GRAPPLER!
GRRR!
(GROWLING)
HMM. HE SEEMS STRONG ENOUGH!
A SIMPLE DEMONSTRATION OR
TWO, WITH YOUR PERMISSION.
GO GRAPLER!
(GROWLING)
GOOD BOY, GRAPPLER.
GRAPPLER LIKES TIDBITS.
GRAPPLER GET GADGE
WHAT A SWEET YOUNG MAN.
YOU'RE HIRED.
WHA HA HA HA HA
WHOA.
WOWSERS!
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE
GOING, CAPEMAN.
SORRY, INSPECTOR.
I 'LL CLEAN I T UP.
HUH?
OUCH!
WOWSERS, IT'S GETTING LATE.
WE'D BETTER CALL THE CLEANING
AGENCY AND HAVE THEM SEND OVER
SOME HELP.
HERE, ALLOW ME TO CALL ON THE
GADGET PHONE ILLUSTRIOUS ONE.
NO, NO, CAPEMAN.
THE GADGET PHONE I S
STRICTLY FOR OFFICIAL USE.
TRY THE PHONE IN THE HOUSE.
JUST THE BREAK
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
PICK UP THE HO
LINE WHEN IT RINGS,
PROFESSOR DUMMKOPF.
HOW CLEVER OF YOU TO
TAP GADGET'S PHONE!
METRO CITY CLEANING SERVICE.
HELLO, THIS IS
CORPORAL CAPEMAN.
ASSISTANT TO THE
FAMOUS INSPECTOR GADGET.
WE NEED A STRONG
CLEANING HELPER,
RIGHT AWAY.
I THINK I HAVE JUST THE
MAN FOR YOU CORPORAL APEMAN.
NOT APEMAN.
CAPEMAN.
WELL, SHOOT HIM RIGRT OVER.
AS YOU WISH.
NOW.
IT'S YOUR TURN.
GO GET GADGET.
(EATING) GRAPPLER
WILL GET GADGET YUMMY!
GO!
BRAIN! A SUSPICIOUS HUGE MAN
IS APPROACHING OUR HOUSE.
WATCH UNCLE GADGET.
I'll SET THE
HOUSE ON FULL ALERT.
HMMMM, THE HOUSE
GADGETS MUST BE OVERLOADED.
THIS WHOLE HOUSE IS A MESS!
WHERE IS THAT MAN FROM
THE CLEANING SERVICE.
(ROAR)
AHA, YOU MUST BE
THE MAN FROM THE AGENCY!
IT'S THAT MAN!
ROWR.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU MR. UH..
GRAPPLER(GROWLS FEROCIOUSLY)
GRAPPLER, GRAPPLERl
AH HERE IT IS.
OH, GOLLY. ONE OF PROFESSOR
DOMMKOPF'S CREATURES!
THIS IS MAD!
COME ALONG, MR. GRAPPLER,
THE WORK IS OVER HERE.
HUH?
GRRRRRR.
NO YOU DON'T BUDDY.
HIRED HELP GOES OU
THROUGH THE KITCHEN.
ON THE OTHER HAND
WE CAN GO THIS WAY.
BRAIN, MY COMPUTER SAYS THA
GRAPPLER HAS ONE WEAKNESS.
HE LOVES TIDBITS!
YOU KEEP AN EYE ON
UNCLE GADGET AND CAPEMAN.
AS YOU SEE, MR. GRAPPLER.
THE WHOLE PLACE IS A MESS, AND
WE HAVEN'T GOT A LOT OF TIME.
DO YOU MIND, I
HAVE A LOT TO DO.
GO GO, CORPORAL CAPEMAN!
VERY GOOD FLYING, CAPEMAN.
NOW BACK TO WORK.
AND YOU CAN START BY
CLEANING THE GYM
WHILE I -
THESE CHOCOLATE
COVERED DOUGHNUTS SHOULD
CALM GRAPPLER
DOWN FOR A WHILE.
SOUNDS LIKE HE'S IN THE
GYM I'D BETTER HURRY.
(GROWLS) GRAPPLER HUNGRY.
GET GADGET.
GET TIDBITS, GRRR.
WOWSERS!
THAT NEW GUY IS A
CLEANING WHIZZ!!
NO TIME FOR A
SWIM, NOW CAPEMAN.
YES, MY INSPECTOR.
DON'T MAKE MR. GRAPPLER
DO ALL THE HEAVY WORK.
GROWL.
NICE GOING, GRAPPLER OLD BOY.
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO
REPLACE THAT PUNY EQUIPMENT.
TOSS I T HERE.
THANKS!
AAAAH!
OH, MR. GRAPPLER.
HERE HAVE SOME TIDBITS.
GROWL.
TIDBITS.
GRAPPLER LIKE TIDBITS.
THAT'S A GOOD MR. GRAPPLER.
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
NOW JUST CALM DOWN.
(MUNCHING) MORE
TIDBITS PLEASE!
OKAY, JUST FOLLOW ME.
UH HUH.
I'll BE RIGHT BACK.
JUST WAIT HERE,
LIKE A NICE GRAPPLER.
UH HUH.
SORRY, GRAPPLER.
DUMMKOPF!
I GROW IMPATIENT, DUMMKOPF.
VERY IMPATIENT.
I HAVE ANOTHER'PLAN.
IT BETTER WORK!!
(RINGING)
OH.
INSPECTOR GADGET HERE!
GADGET, THIS IS THE CHIEF.
YOU MUST GO TO THE MYSTERY
TRAIN IMMEDIATELY
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY CHIEF.
NOW GET GOING.
BETTER TELL
EVERYONE I'M LEAVENG.
GRAPPLER GET GADGET.
NEED TIDBITS!
ROAR
- YIPE, YIPE.
OH, THERE YOU
ARE, MR. GRAPPLER.
COME WITH ME.
I HAVE ANOTHER JOB FOR YOU.
TIDBITS.
(MUNCHING SWEETLY) GRAPPLER
COMING, INSPECTOR.
OH, NO.
SOMEONE HAS TAPPED UNCLE
GADGET'S SECRET PHONE.
I BETTER WARN HIM.
WHEREVER YOU'RE GOING,
CORPORAL CAPEMAN IS READY,
MY INSPECTOR.
NO.
KEEP AN EYE ON
PENNY AND BRAIN.
I ' I I TAKE MR.
GRAPPLER WITH ME.
GREAT IDEA, INSPECTOR.
I UNDERSTAND THERE
COULD BE SOME DANGER.
THAT'S RIGHT, MY GOOD CAPEMAN.
WHAT CAN HE DO
THAT I CAN'T DO?
AAAAAAH!
WELL, CERTAINLY HE CAN'
FLY AS WELL AS YOU CAN.
THERE YOU ARE, GRAPPLER.
HERE LET ME HELP YOU IN.
WE'RE LATE.
UNCLE GADGET STOP!
HUH?!
HI PENNY!
UNCLE GADGET.
AH, MY LUNCH?
THANK YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE
TRAIN, CHIEF'S ORDERS.
UNCLE GADGET, WAIT!
FOLLOW HIM BRAIN.
RUFF!
I'll CATCH UP TO YOU.
GOODBY INSPECTOR HA, HA, HA.
HOLD THIS PLEASE.
TEE HEE.
THANKS.
WE HAVE TO HURRY,
THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE.
GROWL.
OVER HERE MR. GRAPPLER.
EVERYONE'S WAITING.
AND NOW, GUESTS OF
THE ORIENTAL EXPRESS
MYSTERY TOUR.
COMING A LITTLE BIT AHEAD OF
SCHEDULE,
AND WORLD REKNOWN SPEAKER,
THE GREAT INSPECTOR GADGET!
(WHISPERING) THANKS.
THANK YOU AND NOW FOR MY
FIRST DEMONSTRATION.
WELL, TIME TO
CHECK THE ENGINE OUT.
WE WILL ROLL OU
I N A HALF HOUR.
SHE'S ROLLING BY HERSELF.
HEY!
WAIT!
NOT EXACTLY ON
IT'S OWN, GENTLEMEN.
THE TRAIN IS IN TEE
HANDS OF MAD! HA HA HA!
RUFF RUFF!
GOT I T BRAIN.
STAY WITH EM BRAIN.
WE'LL CATCH UP, SOMEHOW
RUFF!
ANY QUESTIONS?
I HAVE ONE.
HOW DO YOU HANDLE
A MAD ASSASSIN?
GOOD QUBSTION.
PRECISELY WHY I
BROUGHT MY ASSISTANT.
LET ME
INTRODDCE, MR. GRAPPLER!
OKAY, GRAPPLER.
DO YOUR WORST.
LET'S GIVE THESE FOLKS A SHOW.
TRY TO GET ME.
HARD.
HEE HEE, YES, HARD. VERY HARD.
GOOD GOOD
UMPH!
WOWSERS WHAT A SHOWMAN (YELLS)
FOR MY NEXT DEMONSTRATION.
HOP STEP JUMP!
THAT'S BETTER!
WOWSERS!
WE SHOULD SEE THE TRAIN AS
SOON AS WE GET OUT OF THIS
TUNNEL.
I THINK I SEE I
WAY DOWN THE TRACK.
SOMETHING'S WRONG.
OH NO!
COMING FOLKS
CURSES, GADGET'S
IN THE DINING CAR,
ALONE GO FINISH HIM OFF.
SO THERE YOU ARE.
LISTEN WE'D BETTER TALK THIS
NEXT DEMONSTRATION OVER FIRST!
GROWLS.
OH WAITER!
MAY I HAVE A MENU?
OH, HERE'S ONE.
ROAR!
WELL, THERE'S THE TRAIN,
DEAD AHEAD!
I WISH YOU HADN'T SAID THAT!
I HAVE TO STOP THAT TRAIN!
IT'S NOT WORKING!
RUN CAPEMAN!
OH, THAT'S IT!
LOOK CAPEMAN!
WE CAN SWITCH THE TRACK.
LEAVE I T UP TO ME!!
I CAN'T SEE!
(MUFFLED) RUN PENNY!
GASP!
PENNY
THANKS CAPEMAN.
OH, IT WAS NOTHING.
UNCLE GADGET'S UP AHEAD.
CORPORAL CAPEMAN
TO THE RESCUE.
(CHOMP, CHOMP)
GRAPPLER LIKE TIDBITS.
OH NO!
IT'S DEMONSTRATION TIME.
HURRY MR. GRAPPLER.
HOW CONVENIENT!
AN AUTOMATIC DOOR.
WAH..
HUH?
WHAT IS IT PENNY?
HOW CLEVER OF ALL OF YOU TO
PUT ON MOO COW DISGUISES.
NOW WHERE'S THAT MR. GRAPPLER?
MUST BE A TUNNEL!
OUT OF THE WAY, A
LAST AND SO ARE YOU.
GOTCHA!
HEY!
WATCH OUT!
HANG ON, GRANDMA.
IT'S ANOTHER TUNNEL.
HUH?!
(STRUGGLING) AND THIS IS HOW
WE HOLD MAD AGENTS POWERLESS.
HI CHIEF!
GADGET!
UMPH.
DON'T WORRY GRANDMA.
GRAPPLER WANT MORE TIDBITS.
I WONDER WHERE
UNCLE GADGET IS
CAPEMAN: YOU BETTER SURRENDER,
GRAPPLER.
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.
(GROWL) OOO
GAAA
MORE TIDBITS. MMMMMM. GOOD.
WHERE'S UNCLE GADGET?
(BARKS)
WE BETTER
STOP THE TRAIN.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ON
THE MYSTERY TOUR CHIEF.
PENNY: UH OH,
I THINK HE'S FINISHED EATING.
(ROARS)
ok GRAPPLER, CALM DOWN
OR I'll HAVE TO USE FORCE!
EYAAAR!
WHOAA!!
I'll ARREST YOU.
HE'S AN EXCELLENT FLYER.
HUMPH!
GRAPPLER WANT TIDBITS.
GRAPPLER GET GADGET.
HEH, HEH, HEH.
DO IT GRAPPLER.
AT LAST!
I BROKE DR.
CLAW'S REMOTE CONTROL.
NOW TO STOP THE TRIAN.
HOLD ON BRAIN!!
OH GOOD!
IT'S STOPPING.
OH NO!
WE'RE GOING TO CRASH.
WHOA!
YAY!
IT'S UNCLE GADGET,
CAPEMAN AND THE CHIEF.
(BARKS) YAY! BOW WOW!
(ROAR)
GRAPPLER HERE'S A TIDBIT.
BUT FIRST STOP THAT ROARING
AND PUT THE CHAIR DOWN!
GRAPPLER GET TIDBIT?
NO BECAUSE YOU'VE
BEEN A BAD GRAPPLER.
NOW PUT THAT DOWN.
NOOO..WHA(CRYING)
NOW GRAPPLER GET TIDBIT?
NO.
NOT UNTIL YOU PROMISE TO BE
A GOOD GRAPPLER FROM NOW ON.
NO MORE VIOLENCE.
OKAY, PROMISE ME
GRAPPLER PROMISE.
GRAPPLER SORRY.
OH, THAT GRAPPLER!
THERE, THERE, MR. GRAPPLER.
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO
BE ALRIGHT FROM NOW ON.
(SNIFFING) GRAPPLER
NO BE BAD ANY MORE.
NO GET GADGET.
GRAPPLER BE GOOD.
SO YOU SEE CHIEF QUIMBY,
GRAPPLER'S NOT SUCH A BAD GUY.
YES, WITH THE HELP OF SOME
CHOCOLATE COVERED DONUTS
AND LOLIPOP TREATS
GRAPPLER LOVE TIDBITS.
GRAPPLER IS GOOD GUY.
(LAUGH)
OOOH! THAT GRAPPLER!
I'M SORRY I
FAILED, DR. CLAW.
HOW WAS I TO KNOW THA
THAT GIRL PENNY HAD A SECRE
WEAPON?
WHAT?!
KINDNESS.
IT'S THE FIRST TIME
ANYMONE HAS EVER BEEN NICE TO
GRAPPLER.
IT RUINED HIM.
YOU'LL PAY FOR
THAT, DUMMKOPF!!
YOU'LL PAY!
WOWSERS, CHOCOLATE
COVERED DONUTS.
WHAT A TREAT!
BRAIN, SWEETS
ARE NOT FOR DOGS.
GOOD ADVICE, PENNY.
IF SOMEONE HAS TO EAT ONE
OF THESE DELICIOUS TIDBITS--