Lip Sync Battle (2015) s02e09 Episode Script

1 Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says it's just like rock n' roll Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me Yeah, I'm your boy, Your 20th Century toy.
He loves an around-the-way girl, and we love him.
Your cool man on the mic, your host for "Lip Sync Battle," LL Cool J.
Oh.
You know the rules.
Hands in the air! Hands in the air! Uh! Now let me hear you say, "Yeah," Yeah.
Now, scream! And you don't stop, and you don't stop Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle," The only show where huge superstars throw caution to the wind and just cut loose all for your entertainment.
We have a dangerous match up tonight.
This is the battle of "The Walking Dead.
" And my sidekick for this lip sync apocalypse is our colorful commentator the fiery and fearless Chrissy Teigen! Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare Get it, Chrissy, girl.
Go on, girl, get it.
Go on girl, get it Work with me, baby.
Work with me, baby.
Airplane on it.
Airplane on it.
Airplane on it.
Airplane on it.
- It's harder than it looks.
- Airplane on it.
- It's hard.
- Air-air-airplane on it.
I you do it every time, and it looks so cool.
Much cooler than me.
- Chrissy.
- Yes.
Should we be - a little scared tonight? - Scared today? Oh! - Should we be scared? - No, we should be amped.
It's a night of straight bad-ass girl power.
Oh! That's right, we've got a sniper and a survivor, and I can't wait to see when these killers of the undead become killers of "Lip Sync Battle.
" I love it.
I love it.
I love it.
- Oh! - All right.
- Let's do this.
- Let's get undead.
- Let's get undead, baby.
- Let's do it.
Let's live again.
You guys ready to get this thing going? Yes! They've been killing zombies together for years, but tonight they're turning on each other.
She plays the sensible warrior on "The Walking Dead.
" The lovely, talented, Lauren Cohan.
Her opponent's character is an unhinged gunslinger in the "Ricktatorship.
" The stunning Sonequa Martin-Green.
So look, according to "The Walking Dead" fan sites, they say that one character's killed about 56 zombies, Sonequa.
All right, all right.
Lauren only 48.
- Oh.
- Damn.
- Right? - But there were so many that I killed in private.
I know.
I know.
It gets weird, but it's true.
Sonequa are you going to go first? Lauren, I want you to hit the VIP there.
No walkers over there.
Nobody's goin' to chew your face off.
- You can chill.
- Oh, hey.
- Sonequa.
- Yes.
What song are you doing first? You know what, I'm gonna come in hard with the best voice of all time, arguably.
Not really arguably.
Whitney Houston.
Oh! We'll hit it first with Sonequa Martin-Green.
Yeah Whoo! I want to dance Clock strikes upon the hour And the sun begins to fade Still enough time to figure out How to chase my blues away I've done all right up till now It's the light of day that shows me how And when the night falls, the loneliness calls Oh! I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah! I wanna dance with somebody With somebody who loves me I've been in love and lost my senses Spinning through the town Sooner or later the fever ends And I wind up feeling down Oh, oh.
I need a man who'll take a chance Or a love that burns hot enough to last So when the night falls My lonely heart calls Don't you wanna dance with me, baby Don't you wanna dance with me boy Don't you wanna dance say you wanna dance Uh-huh With somebody who loves me Ooh Dance.
Wow.
You guys are great.
Well, yous blowin' zombies faces off.
We didn't know you had that in you.
Hey, it's here.
It's all here.
Oh, easy.
Hey.
I wanna chat with somebody.
I wanna chat with you, LL - Yeah.
- Yeah.
- It's all right.
- All right, so Chrissy, - what are your thoughts? - You made that look so effortless.
- That was so easy for you.
- Thank you, Chrissy.
Thank you.
You worked the whole stage.
The crowd was happy.
- That's such a great song, too.
- Thank you.
All right.
Sonequa, you take a seat, - in the VIP.
- All right.
Muah, muah.
- Okay.
- Lauren, it's all you.
- You come on over.
- Okay.
- All right.
- All right.
What song did you choose? Okay, I chose, Night Ranger "Sister Christian.
" - Ooh, yeah.
- Ooh, you not playing.
You know what, you're probably going to need that right there.
Trying to crush her co-star, here's Lauren Cohan.
Sister Christian, oh, the time has come And you know that you're the only one To say Okay Where you goin' what you lookin' for? You know those boys don't want to play No more with you It's true Oh! You're motoring What's your price for flight In finding mister right You'll be all right tonight Babe, you know you're growing up so fast And Mama's worrying that you won't last To say it's true Yeah Motoring What's your price for flight You got him in your sight And driving through the night.
Oh! Oh, my.
- "Sister Christian.
" - Ooh, sister.
That's a good stripper jam.
I thought a pole would fall - and I could do it, but I liked watching you.
- I'm not mad at the visual.
I'm just like, where do you come up with this stuff? That was so good.
You have an inner rock star in you, too.
You toss the mic stand.
You got down, you did the knee thing.
- Yeah.
- It was so good.
You were channeling something and I liked it.
Yup, right, you have a seat, Lauren.
You take a seat next to Sonequa.
All right.
It's a "Walking Dead" showdown.
And one of these lovely ladies could survive the battle.
Up next, a bloodthirsty championship round.
Which ruthless zombie killer will be walking out of here with a new gold belt? Keep in sync on LSB.
Motoring What's your price for flight Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle" of "The Walking Dead.
" Sonequa and Lauren are about to clash in round two.
This is their chance to create a showstopping performance.
Let's see how Lauren got locked and loaded to take a final shot at the title.
An hour till the show, but the great news is, I'm not nervous, I'm terrified.
Oh, fun.
Good.
Nice.
That's awesome.
- Hey, Jackie.
- Stare down! I see you.
- I'm not scared.
Oh, oh, oh.
- I see you.
I ain't, I ain't scared.
Whatever.
Is it too late to back out? Is it, anybody? Is it too late to not do this? We have the black leg warmers.
- Okay.
- We have the jazz shoes.
- Oh, my God, I don't know.
- I think it's gonna look great, don't you think? Oh, my gosh.
I'm so excited.
- Left.
- Left.
- Right.
- Right.
Left, left, and somebody I can actually do this.
Yes.
Don't forget to lip-synch, Lauren.
It was an amazing day.
I mean, let's shoot this whole day.
This is Christmas.
How are you? People keep saying, are you ready to take the wig off, and I'm like, "Wig?" The other one was a wig.
I'm walking with Lauren.
I'm on camera.
- We're walking.
- Right foot, left foot, right, no.
Left foot, right foot, no.
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
This is happening right now.
This is going down.
Oh, my God! First when there's nothing But a slow glowing dream In a world made of steel Made of stone Well, I hear the music Close my eyes, feel the rhythm Wrap around take a hold Of my heart What a feeling Being's believing I can have it all Now I'm dancing for my life Take your passion And make it happen Pictures come alive You can dance right through your life What a feeling.
Lauren, whoo! You almost lit your wig up, baby.
The one thing they said was stay forward.
- You went straight back.
- Way into it, it's good.
Look, let's go to our personal flash dancer - Chrissy Teigen.
What do you - That was the feel good lip sync of the season, girlfriend, yes.
Yes! So, I'm not sure the stunt double is supposed to be in the same frame, but I appreciated it.
Did you guys have fun? Yes! So, Sonequa, did you ever expect your "Walking Dead" co-star - No.
- to be out here with this? - I know, with the hot wig.
- Fresh out of Vegas wig.
I did not expect it, but I absolutely love it.
I'm in love with it.
All right, Lauren, you head back to the safe zone.
Thank you.
All right, Lauren just danced her face off, when we come back, Sonequa has a chance to retaliate.
The lip sync bloodbath continues on the battle of "The Walking Dead.
" LSB.
Stay synced.
What a feeling Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" The ladies of "The Walking Dead" are killing it.
There's one more performance in round two, and it's time to crown a champ.
Let's see how Sonequa suited up for the big battle.
I feel like a champion.
That is what I feel like.
- I feel like a winner.
- Yeah? Yeah, I won't accept anything else.
Ooh.
Whoo! All right, here we go, lookin' right.
Awesome.
- No intimidation.
- Yeah.
No intimidation, it's a good challenge that I am well-equipped for.
Hey, ya'll, I've been rehearsing in my living room like this.
You know what I mean? Yeah, like that.
Yeah, I wanted to do that at some point.
We made a whole movie for you.
Oh, man, I had no idea.
You know, how like, when you be like, Yeah, thank you, guys.
This is gonna be so much fun.
It's the stage.
Definitely gotta get some different shoes.
I am not doing a James Brown song.
Yeah! I'm good.
It's time.
This is goin' down.
Yes.
Things get pretty hype on "Walking Dead," and things are hype on this show.
Getting pumped up.
Be sure to have fun losing.
Ooh.
You already know who it is.
- Silento - Yeah Silento, Silento Go on and do it in front of me.
- Now watch me whip - Kill it! - Now watch me nae nae - Okay! Now watch me whip whip - Watch me nae nae - Watch me do it.
- Now watch me whip - Get it.
- Watch me nae nae - Okay.
Now watch me whip, whip - Watch me nae nae - Can you do it? Now watch me ooh watch me, watch me - Ooh, watch me, watch me - Can you do it? - Ooh watch me, watch me - Can you do it? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh - Do the stanky leg - Stank.
- Do the stanky leg - Stank stank.
- Do the stanky leg - Stank.
- Do the stanky leg - Stank stank.
- Now break your legs - Break 'em, break 'em.
- Break your legs - Break the knob.
- Tell 'em "break your legs" - Break 'em.
- Break your legs - Break 'the knob.
- Oh, no! - Now watch me bop bop bop bop bop bop bop Bop bop bop bop bop - Now watch me whip - Hey.
- Now watch me nae nae - Okay.
Now watch me whip, whip Watch me nae nae Watch me do it.
Now watch me, ooh watch me, watch me Ooh watch me, watch me - Ooh watch me, watch me - No, stop it! Ooh ooh ooh ooh - Now watch me you - Soulja.
- Now watch me Superman - Okay.
- Now watch me you - Soulja.
- Now watch me Superman - Okay.
- Now watch me duff duff - Duff 'em.
- Duff, duff, duff, duff - Duff 'em, duff 'em.
- Duff duff duff - Duff 'em, duff 'em, duff 'em.
- Now watch me whip - Hey - Now watch me nae nae - Okay.
Now watch me whip whip, watch me nae nae Watch me do it.
Now watch me ooh watch me, watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh watch me, watch me, watch me Ooh ooh ooh ooh crank dat.
Yeah, there you go.
- Yeah.
- Hi.
I don't feel good.
Chrissy.
You're okay.
Sorry.
- Yo.
Yo.
- Look at her.
Sorry.
I've always wanted to do that, and that is so gross.
- So, so, Lauren, Lauren - Yeah? Did you know she had that in her? I had no idea she was such a good dancer.
You slayed it.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Sonequa, you have a seat, and relax in the VIP.
Tonight is now a battle of The Dancing Dead.
When we come back, one of these stars wins the "Lip Sync" championship belt.
LSB, it's on.
Gonna do it for me - Now watch me whip - Kill it.
- Now watch me nae nae - Okay.
Now watch me Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle" of "The Walking Dead.
" The smoke has cleared.
It was lip sync Armageddon in here.
Lauren danced for her life.
Sonequa whipped it, zombie style.
Now it is time for the audience to decide which of these lovely ladies takes home the 24-karat-gold "Lip Sync" belt.
- Chrissy.
- Oh.
Oh yeah.
Ooh, it is time.
You ready? Is the "Lip Sync Battle" champion Lauren? Or is the "Lip Sync Battle" champion Sonequa? And the "Lip Sync Battle" champion is Sonequa Martin-Green.
Now, look.
It takes a lot of guts to come out here and do this.
You have to be fearless.
- Did you have fun? - Yes! I loved it.
I love you guys.
This was so much fun.
I wish I could do this every night, right? - Yes! - And you did an amazing job.
- Yes.
- Thank you.
We loved everything you did.
It was so much fun.
A little ballet.
The moment when your stunt man - jumped over you and did the - Oh, gosh.
That wasn't a stunt, that was me.
- Oh, that was you.
- Yeah, yeah.
I don't know, they must have slipped something in my ginger ale.
Anyway, will you come back? I will so come back.
I had so much fun.
All right.
Thank you so much to both of these beautiful actresses for putting it on the line.
For me, LL Cool J and Chrissy, Remember, whatever you do in life, knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L.
- Now watch me whip - Kill it.
- Now watch me nae nae - Okay.
Now watch me whip, whip watch me nae nae Watch me do it.
Now watch me whip, whip, watch me nae nae Okay Now watch me whip, whip, watch me nae nae - Can you do it? - LL:Zombies, holy smokes.
Ooh, watch me watch me - Ooh, watch me, watch me - Yeah! - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh - Okay, okay.
- Ooh, watch me, watch me - Okay, yeah.
- Ooh watch me, watch me - Yeah! - Ooh watch me, watch me.
- Can you do it?