P-Valley (2020) s02e09 Episode Script

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Previously on P-Valley, sinners
It's time, Mama.
Come rest and have yourself a drank.
No, baby. Not now
You got a lot of secrets, LaMarques.
And I ain't finna be one of 'em.
Yeah, I'm the son of a fuckin' murderer!
Yeah, put that on a fuckin' T-shirt!
Five million
is my last and final offer.
Right now, Hailey
can't give you what you want.
- Mm-hmm.
- But LaKiesha Savage
can give you what you need.
I'm gone need you
to drop out the race, Woodbine.
Take that as you pray on it.
Then I wouldn't touch that if I was you.
What is it?
It's protection.
If you think Whisper
and Roulette gone headline,
- you got another thing coming!
- Whisper and Roulette
are not the ones that you
need to be worried about.
Hey y'all.
Y'all been cheatin' on me?
- What are you talking about?
- Your sponsorship done expired
like a muthafucka!
Three passports coming right up.
Take those babies,
and you never look back.
You fuck with my set,
you gone get your wig split!
No cap, niggah! The fuck
is y'all talkin' about!?!
Somebody need
to teach that little niggah
that you can't spit
on another man grave.
I got another baby on the way.
I'll let him know his daddy love him.
M-I-crooked letter, crooked letter-I ♪
Crooked letter, crooked letter-I ♪
Humpback, humpback-I ♪
Mississippi pride, pride ♪
M-I-crooked letter, crooked letter-I ♪
Crooked letter, crooked letter-I ♪
Humpback, humpback-I ♪
Mississippi pride, pride ♪
Andre Watkins sho'll know
how to make it rain, child
His support of casinos
gone bring fresh cash to this town!
Scrilla for roads, new schools, and new
ho-ho-hospitals
And that new levee we been
needing for, like, decades.
This Chucalissa boy knows what you need.
Mmmmhmm. Good mayors are rarer than snow
in Mississippi.
But with Andre Watkins,
it's gone be a blizzard
up in this bitch!
I'm bringing my straps in ♪
Gone get me a lap dance ♪
Booty sound like she clap hands ♪
We right by the boot ♪
Better know we tapped in, uh-huh ♪
M-I-crooked letter, crooked letter-I ♪
Crooked letter, crooked letter-I ♪
This message has been approved
by Skrippahs from the Pank!
M-I-crooked letter, crooked letter-I ♪
Crooked letter, crooked letter-I ♪
Humpback, humpback-I ♪
Mississippi pride, pride ♪
M-I-crooked letter, crooked letter-I ♪
Andre Watkins, he got next!
Mississippi pride, pride ♪
M-I-crooked letter, crooked letter-I ♪
- Ow!
- What is your problem?
Humpback, humpback-I ♪
Mississippi pride, pride ♪
Andre Watkins has accomplished
an amazing feat this past week.
Since the last election poll,
the godson of now deceased
Mayor Tydell Ruffin
has gained ground on current
Interim Mayor Wayne Kyle
for the crown
of Chucalissa's next Mayor.
How do you feel about
this recent turn of events?
Well, it ain't over 'til
the results roll in tonight,
but it would be this Chucalissa
boy's dream come true
to be a public servant.
Blame my rise in the polls
on the passion I have for my hometown
Or perhaps that stripper magic?
Andre Watkins, he got next!
Andre Watkins, he got next!
I'm thankful to all my supporters.
Tonight will Andre Watkins, Esquire,
make history and become
the second black mayor
of Chucalissa?
Ooh!
Look at that comin' up on the horizon
Straight from overseas ♪
On the islands with the missis ♪
Had to flood her finger ♪
Diamonds sleepin' with the fish ♪
She thought I was playin',
head to end it with no kizzy ♪
Can't go to the past ♪
If I do it might get dizzy ♪
Snakin' in the grass, you say ♪
I say Mississippi ♪
Ooh, Mercedes must get it from her mama.
Backseat of the car
and I was with 'em ♪
Lord forgive me, he was actin' goofy ♪
In that room he turned to Mickey ♪
He turned to Mickey Mouse ♪
Switch it ♪
Whip it ♪
Voting day is nigh,
and I hope y'all know who truly is
God's Gift to Chucalissa.
One of my competitors
thinks he can twerk his way
into your hearts.
Don't let him fool you,
Use you ♪
Only let Him ♪
The Great One above, use you! ♪
They say
the race is not given
to the swift or to the strong
Not today, Devil.
but to the one
who endureth to the end.
They didn't want to see me make it
to the end of this race.
'Fact, they bribed me
with all these Benjies so I'd drop out.
I coulda told 'em where to stuff it.
But God gave me grace,
and I found a better place
Suck it, bitches!
Woodbine for mayor!
Woodbine for mayor!
Thought you said
this bitch was droppin' out.
Guess she decided to
drop Corbin's dollars instead.
As long as she keep on them panties.
Don't nobody wanna see that.
It's getting dirty
down in the Valley, y'all
Mayoral candidate
Pastor Patrice Woodbine
made it rain down dollars
on Main Street today in
an attention-getting stunt
that's got all of Chucalissa talkin'.
More on this after the break.
Let's go over to Chantal
Come on, mama, time to drink.
Mama, drink some water.
Drink some water.
No!
Mama, stop fighting the water!
I ain't thirsty. A bitch ain't thirsty!
Get away from me!
- Help! I need help!
- I see you!
I see you!
I see you! Leave me alone!
Get out my face!
I don't know what happened.
I was just trying to give her
something to drink!
Get off of me!
I just fucked yo' bitch ♪
In some Gucci flip-flops ♪
I just had some bitches
and I made 'em lip-lock ♪
I just took a piss, and
I seen codeine coming out ♪
We got purple Actavis,
I thought it was a drought ♪
Bitch, I'ma choose
the dirty over you ♪
Hoooh! No-no-no-no-no-no,
not the lace-front,
not the lace-front.
Damn, lemme get my dick Ah-Fuck!
- Ah
- Whoo!
Fuckity fuck! Hello, hello, hello
- is this the hospital?
- No, this is
Charles & Company Skunk Smell Removal
calling you with a very special offer
Ain't nobody
been sprayed with no damn skunk!
These folks try to sell you
any damn thing!
I should not be having sex
when my Granmuva's
in the damn hospital dying.
Fuck.
Ernestine would want you
to have some sausage for breakfast.
Mmm.
Okay.
How you cook yo' grits?
With butter and sugar.
Well, good, cause if you
hadda said cheddar,
I was gone kick you
out my mu'fuckin' house.
I done worn out my welcome, huh?
Hmm. It's better I kick you out
'fo you leave.
Mm.
It's nice playing house.
But I know it's finna end.
You gone go on tour with Tina?
Still thinkin' about it.
What is there to think about? Hmm?
Child, I can't even step one
foot outside the grocery store
'fo I hear "Dance like some niggahs ♪"
Got some money in this hoe" ♪
How it feel to be more
than hood famous now?
Scary, actually.
People be acting like they know
you, but they don't really
know you.
Well, they don't need to.
Uncle Clifford rule 51,081
"Don't try to be everybody's
- cup of tea.
- Mm.
'Cause then you ain't
gone have none to sip on for yoself."
That's the case, maybe it's time for me
to move on for real.
But then, I don't wanna
leave you here with
Don't worry about me.
I am grown enough to know
that this wasn't forever.
Fact, I think I should get
used to being alone
since I'll be all on my lonesome
in this house soon enough.
Cliff, man
I just wanna be there
to hold her hand
but they won't even let me do that.
Can you imagine not being
there at the end
for somebody that you love
with all yo' heart?
Hmm?
Naw
naw, I can't.
Flame or flood ain't been able
to take Miss Ernestine out.
I doubt some Rona will.
She gone push through.
Well, if she don't
I want you to rap at the funeral.
What?
Girl, you a fool.
Child, there's a lots goin' on
in Chucalissa today.
Elections
Grand re-re-
re-re openings!
- Mm.
- Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
Bitch, you been livin' here?
Ha. How does a rich bitch stay rich?
- How?
- She doesn't pay rent.
So got the passports.
- Bought the tickets in cash.
- Good.
Everything's packed.
The kids stayin' another night
at my sister's.
Derrick got that new job
he interviewed for,
so he workin' tonight,
and I'm gone be home so late.
Great coverup.
I'ma pick 'em up first thing.
After tonight,
you'll have everything you need
to get those babies out of here
and build a new home.
How'd you know
Chucalissa could be that for you?
Home?
It's not.
As soon as I know where
this casino referendum lands,
I'm gone too.
Tomorrow I'll either be
a very rich woman
or a very dumb bitch.
Hmm.
So you really gone sell the Pynk?
I wonder where Uncle Clifford gone work.
Don't be worried 'bout Uncle Clifford.
- Be worried 'bout you.
- Can't help it.
This place been more a home
than home been sometimes.
Well, soon it's gone be a casino.
And with the benefits it'll bring,
I think that it might be better
for everybody in Chucalissa.
So
Autumn,
where you goin'?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Mm!
Just checking to see
if you follow yo' own rules.
I ain't know you was gone be back here.
Uh, ditto.
You need me to fill up
that water bottle for you?
If you don't mind.
You know it does work.
Only that the Big Bad Wolf
swallowed the key to the tower.
No matter. My hair's long enough now.
Diamond.
Them wings done yet?
'Cause she might be thirsty,
but I'm hungry.
Cum, girl, I'm tryna
get your pussy wet ♪
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat ♪
Cum, girl, I'm tryna
get your pussy wet ♪
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat ♪
Gon' play with it, gon' play with it ♪
Gon' play with it, gon' play with it ♪
Gon' play with it ♪
Work that clit ♪
Cum, girl ♪
Finger-fuck your pussy
like you want some, girl ♪
Work it like a niggah ♪
Straight licking on your pearl ♪
I wanna see you cum in the
middle of the dance floor ♪
A niggah can't fuck ♪
What you think a friend of me for? ♪
Ah, I'ma beat that pussy up ♪
You get it wet enough,
I might lick it up ♪
Lickey, lickey, lickey
like a peppermint swirl ♪
Lick that clit ♪
Cum girl, uhh ♪
I wanna see your legs shake
take you to the crib ♪
We can fuck till the bed break ♪
Uh, fuck you till your pussy ache ♪
Think about the type
right now, girl, mastur ♪
Uhh, uhh, hey lil' girl ♪
Work that clit, cum, girl.. ♪
Ooh hoo hoo!
I'm tryna get your pussy wet ♪
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat ♪
Cum, girl, I'm tryna
get your pussy wet ♪
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat ♪
Gon' play with it, gon' play with it ♪
Gon' play with it, gon' play with it ♪
Gon' play with it ♪
Work that clit, cum, girl ♪
Cum when you're feeling
good, lick it all off ♪
Catch it in your mouth,
like your last name Moss ♪
Play with the nitty girl,
stick it on in ♪
I'm feeling real freaky,
girl, bring yo' friends ♪
I can make 'em bounce
like one, two, three ♪
It ain't nothin' to a pimp,
girl, play with the G-spot ♪
Hmm. Hmm.
Make it hot, gon' on,
get your girl Sheryl ♪
Bring your clique ♪
Cum, girl ♪
Uh-oh.
Shit.
Shit.
Uh-oh.
Ah, fuck.
Move it to the right ♪
That's why a bitch always
gone forever be fallin'.
You shoulda been step back on that pole
soon as that shit happen You spooked.
- Bitch, what?
- You just betta stay
up off of mine, 'cause a bitch
ain't finna
be merked in the club by some big booty
- fallin' out the sky.
- Bitch, you ain't worthy
to be up on the same pole as me!
You got life fucked up if you think
I wanna be up on yo' old gray
hairy-pussy-havin' ass pole!
- Bitch, I'll fuck you up!
- I'd like to see you
try to play a game of Roulette wit' me.
Oh, folks 'round here know
I loves to play
- Russian Roulette.
- Guys, guys.
Mercedes, Roulette, y'all Ho
We do need to think about safety
and utilizing each other's strength.
Mercedes, if you can't hold
that move at that point,
can I suggest
that you base for Keyshawn?
I ain't basin' for not
na'an one of these bitches!
Clearly, you can't hold it very long.
And whose fuckin' fault is that?!
Aye, aye! Big L, Big L!
Whose fault is that, huh, bitch?!
- Real mature, Mercedes.
- Diamond! Diamond!
Naw! No bitch! Naw!
C'mon, 'Cedes! Listen, come on.
Aren't you tired of the blame game?
If you want to fly, pick up those wings
the sun melted off your back.
It ain't anybody's fault but yours.
Quit blaming me!
Only thing I blame myself for
is when I went in that room.
Mercedes!
Put seven pounds of
pressure on the trigger
- Mercedes!
- and put the wrong person in paradise.
- Aye, Mercedes!
- Is that how you really feel?
Aye-aye-aye! Now, look.
All y'all ain't gots to be
fuckin' friends,
but y'all gots to be sisters right now.
Y'all gone have to trust
each other tonight
whether y'all like it or not,
otherwise, Roulette is right.
One of y'all bitches gone get hurt.
Somebody always
gets hurt on nights like this.
I just know it betta not
be a bitch pockets,
'cause you got four
hitters up in this hoe,
and on a door at 50% capacity,
shit, we gone make more
on the floor than the door.
Percentage of the pot is based on pull.
There's only one hitter who
pullin' enough to triple the door
of a club that can only do 50% capacity.
So let me guess.
Keyshawn the hitter you talkin' 'bout?
Autumn, maybe we can
adjust the door,
split the pot four ways.
No. You need this.
Oh, she a hitter aight.
Too bad she ain't got good aim.
Y'all wanna try and re-open this bitch?
Gone head and try and do it without me.
Oh! Now, hold on now, girl.
- Mercedes!
- Fuck.
Girl, don't you be
Fuck this club!
Don't you let
no bitch run you out yo' house!
Mercedes! Mercedes!
I can't buss it like I used to!
I'm way past retirement!
I shoulda been out this hoe
five fucking years ago!
Just
God damn it!
Aye.
24.5, heiffa.
Fuck yo rules, Uncle Clifford!
I need to hear the truth.
Keyshawn better than me, ain't she?
Mercedes,
ever since I was a youngin'
I thought I'd find me a castle
with a tall tower
and I'd lock myself up in it
and throw away the key.
This place has been that castle for me.
But even castles crumble,
especially if they made
out of sand. Hmm?
Sometimes you just gone have to learn
how to dream new dreams.
Seem like you talkin' to yo'self.
Hmm.
- Oh, excuse me.
- Damn!
Watch where the fuck you goin'.
I ain't see you.
I don't see why not.
We haven't met each other
- properly.
- Hmph. We might not of
met each other proper,
but I know enough 'bout you.
These walls been whisperin'.
Have they?
Be careful 'bout them whispers.
They ain't always
well acquainted with the truth.
Good you leavin' tomorrow.
What make you think that?
These walls got ears, mouths too.
She's so amazing!
She's powerful and
so beautiful all at the same time.
She's so strong.
Look at the lines
she's creating with her body.
I-I've just never
seen anything like this before.
My gosh, look at those arms.
I would be so dizzy.
I got so dizzy, I almost vomited.
She's so strong.
#Gawdess.
I could never hold
my own weight like that.
You like it?
I don't know what to think about it.
That's what good art does, I think.
Discombobulates you.
Shakes you, questions you.
Makes you understand there is a God.
That creation
is this beautifully imperfect
perfect venture.
I don't know if I'm doin' all that, now.
I almost ain't come to Memphis.
Didn't feel like the hour drive, huh?
Didn't know if I wanted to see
you again after that night.
I didn't want that night
to end the way it did.
And yet, I was
grateful.
I'm filing for divorce from Cedric.
You divorcing all that money?
Happiness is more important.
Says a rich bitch.
So this that dream
you was yappin' 'bout.
Yeah.
I never thought I'd be able
to do this again,
make photographs,
but seeing you that day
backlit against that setting sun
made this all possible again.
I never thought
I'd be on a wall, like
I look like gravity don't exist.
Not for you.
There was a time I ain't think
I'd get back on a pole.
Why?
My right shoulder was so fucked up.
You see how I transferred all
my weight to my left side?
- I had to use my weak side.
- If that's your weak side,
I'd hate to get into a fight with you.
I don't think I'd fight you.
Would you fuck me again?
No.
That was business,
not pleasure.
Well
maybe a little bit of pleasure.
Well, I wish we all
could turn our weakness
into strength.
Enjoy the rest of the exhibit, Mercedes.
Nineveh, thisthe floss you
selling to the girls tonight?
This older than DJ Neva Scared.
Who that is?
You got an hour
to hustle on down to Rainbow,
buy some new options.
Hmm. You ain't said nothin' but a word.
Oh, God
So
you ready for some twins?
I'm tryna fuck sumthin',
fuck sumthin' ♪
Tryna fuck sumthin', fuck sumthin' ♪
Tryna fuck sumthin', fuck sumthin' ♪
Tryna fuck sumthin', fuck sumthin' ♪
Bend it over, bend it over ♪
Bend it over, bend it over ♪
Bend it over, bend it over ♪
Bend it over, bend it over ♪
I'm tryna fuck sumthin',
fuck sumthin' ♪
Okay. You lookin' good up in this hoe.
If this is the end,
I'ma be the flyest bitch in hell.
Mm, Mercedes' juicy ass
lookin' good on that poster too.
People gone get on us for floggin'.
Mercedes ass ain't gone be
nowhere up on that stage tonight.
Well, hopefully by midnight,
these niggahs'll be so drunk,
they won't know the difference
between the strippers or they auntie.
Aye, I got that new
Dave Chappelle for one penny.
Child, who buyin' DVDs?
- Masks $50.
- Come on, now. Shoppin'!
The door already 60!
A niggah gotta drop more than a Benjie
to roll up in this piece?
I'm finna go home, man.
Well, you might just need to do that,
cause this club is already
over-capacity!
Oh, brrri-ki-ki-ki!
Look, y'all gone have to wait
'til some of these niggahs
come out or get kicked out.
Why the hell you booing?
You see?
I'll let you in for free
if you let us go up to 75% capacity
Listen, I ain't
I know you wanna burn
that stimmy, Lauren Hawkins.
Hell, I'll throw Big L in on the deal.
Man, since when I become a hoe?
God damn, you are big.
Okay, I'll let you go
up to 75% capacity.
But everybody betta wear
they fuckin' masks!
Let's open this mu'fucka up now.
You, too, wit' your fine ass.
Keep on fuckin' wit me. Let 'em on in.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, y'all
rolling deep tonight, ain't it?
Mm-hmm.
Just know you act a fool up in there,
there gone be hell to pay.
Ooh! Alright, bitches,
baby wipe them coochies!
I'ma need y'all on that floor quickfast.
Ooh! Who's coughin' up in here
- during a pandemic?!
- I was just clearin' my throat.
- That's it.
- Toy, you got 25 seconds
to get yo' ass up out my establishment.
- Wait, are you firing me?
- Uh, bitch!
You should be ashamed to even
show yo' face up in here
after you almost killed my Granmuva!
- How she doin', by the way?
- Uh, funny you should ask.
She dyin'!
Oh! Sweet baby Jesus and Mary.
But-but how you know I'm the
one that gave it to her?
How I know it's yo' sneezing
bubble guts ass?!
Who else it's gone be?!
Get out. Get out, and I don't
wanna see yo' ass
ever up in here again!
- It wasn't me!
- Gimme her shit.
Hunh, sickly bitch!
Who was that?
Who was that?!
My-my spit just went down the wrong way.
Cough again, hmph? Cough again
And you see what's gone happen to you!
Y'all get out
and put that hand sanitizer on.
I don't care if it fuck up yo' acrylics!
Bitches get ooh!
Y'all got my pressure up!
Y'all got my pressure up!
- Y'all got my pressure up!
- You might need to smoke one
after I show you this.
- What?
- What up tho?
It's yo' boy, Lil' Murda.
I want you to meet me tonight
at the hottest strip club
in all of Mississippi.
'Cause the Tina Snow
"Hoes Up, G's Down" Tour
start tonight at the PANK, bih!
Look at him.
Unh-uh.
The fuck?!
You see this? What is all this?
None of these hoes
flow sick like me, no ♪
Heard how I rap, wanna spit like me ♪
Now all of these hoes
wanna pimp like me, ah ♪
None of these hoes,
none of these hoes ♪
None of these hoes, not not
na'an one of these hoes ♪
Even come close 'cause they gross ♪
Like I brought it from my chest ♪
From the back of my throat, huh ♪
Sayin' that you 'bout it
when you ain't, huh ♪
Put you in a field you a faint, ah ♪
Grab your pie ass bitch,
Easy-Bake ah ♪
I bet you raw
doggin' with a lame, huh ♪
Fuck what you heard,
what you know, bitch ♪
I never been scared of a hoe, huh ♪
I'm lookin' for you, bitch, lay low ♪
Oh, hoes wanna go toe to toe? ♪
Bitch puh-pretty please,
I want you to ♪
Come say something to me ♪
I really been itchin'
to go the fuck off ♪
I put this Giuseppe heel
in yo' mouth ♪
Bitch, bitch, it's Tina Montana ♪
Niggah neck 'bout to catch the flu.
That ice cold as hell, man.
Ain't it, though?
Tina! Tina!
He ain't claim it.
That don't mean he ain't do it.
Ha ha! Oh, shit, okay!
Damn! So this is the Pynk!
Yeah, this it right here.
- Hey!
- Come on!
I like this!
Over here. Let me talk to you a second.
Now, who the fuck you thank you is
trying to tell me how to run my club?
Damn, shawty, why you lookin'
a gift horse in the mouth?
You betta get away from
me fo' I suck yo' dick
- right here, right now.
- Not before you get yo's.
Gone ahead, bwoy, if you
don't want nobody to see.
I donm't want another repeat
of Murda Night, now.
I ain't never gone be able
to live that down, am I?
Murda! Where you at?
Yuh. Oh, there she go.
We need to rehearse this shit.
Is this the pimp that run this place?
I am not a pimp.
Though I do likes to rock a durag
and a track suit every now and again.
Well, shit, bitch, that's what
word on the street is.
Aww, so the legend of Uncle Clifford
done hit the ears of niggahs
over in Texas, huh?
Mm-hmm. And the legend of Lil' Murda
- or should I say BigMurda?
- Aww, Tina.
Mm. I can't wait
for you to come hit the stage
down in Houston 'cause you know
everythang gets bigger down in Texas.
- Is that right?
- Mm-hmm.
- Ready to get on this boat?
- That's what we doin'?
Mm-hmm. Open up. Yeah.
- Mm.
- Uh-huh.
It's so nice of you to drive yo' boat
down to the valley, Tina.
- Okay.
- I just hope you enjoy
- what we gots to offer.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh
You got some bad bitches in yo' stable!
You know it!
Some real muthafuckin' hotties
in that locker room,
almost as stout as mine.
That's why niggahs stay slidin' through.
The Pynk got some
of the stoutest bitches around.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yuh.
Well, I'ma let y'all, you know,
work on y'all performance.
- Thank you.
- Break legs.
Uncle Clifford, customer waiting for you
in the Paradise Room.
Oh, bitch, it's about to
snow in Chucalissa!
Wait a minute since when you
start gettin' customers?
Well, Paradise Room sho'll got
a way of turnin' niggahs out.
Uh, you ready?
- Yeah.
- Let's go fuck this shit up!
Let's do that.
Oh, shit, come on!
Ooh ♪
Look at my drip, my sauce ♪
Ooh, ooh ♪
VVS's on me cost ♪
Ooh ♪
I look like I hit me a vault ♪
I hit me a vault ♪
I look like I hit me a vault ♪
What the hell wrong wit' her?
Uncle Clifford
won't let her work tonight.
Kicked her off the floor
and out the door.
Aww.
You ain't do nothin' but
almost kill her Granmuva.
I ain't the one gave
Ernestine that shit.
Yeah, you did.
That's what the wind said.
What I'm gone do?
My ass 'bout to get evicted.
Repo man say he comin'
for my car end of the week.
Lights finna get turned off.
I'm
- I'm so fucked.
- You sho'll is.
You 'bouts to be homeless, sis.
Unless
I'll pay you back.
I promise.
This ain't a loan.
That yo' pay.
This for what I think it's for?
Don't worry. Roulette took care of me.
She can take care of you.
So you the customer
that's been lookin' for me?
Paradise Room sho'll
ain't what it used to be.
Well, you miss a lot
when you been banished.
Well, I hope you'll forgive
my trespassing.
I just wanted to thank you for your
advice the other day.
You coulda just sent a text.
Everybody done got used
to texting nowadays.
But I wanted to give you this
face-to-face.
What in the Pandora
could this be, I wonder.
Open it, find out.
Bwoy!
Ain't nobody got time to whip
yo' ass today!
- I been missin' it.
- Well, it ain't my fault
you tried to steal all my shit!
Remember, that's why
you ain't set yo' ass
up inside the Paradise Room. Tuh!
Not no pandemmy.
I did try to take it.
Somebody beat me on that.
But if you let me pay
for this experience
I been missin'
nice re-design, by the way
we all might be able to get back
to the way things used to be.
How much did Autumn
put down at the auction?
Two hundred and fifty K.
Well, that's exactly how much
I'm willin' to pay
to get what I need and desire.
You sho'll got money
to burn, Corbin Kyle.
Naw, I'd say I got money to make.
And thanks to you,
it don't matter who wins
or loses tonight.
For old times sake?
Ain't nobody hit it quite like you.
Aah!
Aah!
Another round of shots?
- Yes!
- Whoo!
Naw, that'll be on the house.
Fancy meeting you here.
Sorry I'm just making my way to y'all.
- It's a packed night.
- That it is.
Why don't you have a drink with us
before we head on over
to the headquarters,
hear the results.
Sure.
Ooh, slow down, now.
To Mayor Andre Watkins!
To the casino!
Yeah.
Whoo!
I need to stay sober
so I can remember every detail
about the night that Andre Watkins
became the Mayor of Chucalissa.
Alright, y'all,
we got a lot of guests
in the house tonight!
Y'all, this the livest
this club done ever been!
We got a hot performance
from the coldest duo out there.
But before that,
let's welcome to the stage
Candidate Andre
Muthafuckin' Watkins!
How y'all doing tonight?
I said, "How y'all doing tonight?"
Y'all up to no good.
Just tryin' to be like you.
So that's what you bought
with yo' bussdown?
Fiery bitch like me gotsa keep
some water 'round her neck.
I dropped you off all that money.
You ain't even call me back.
I'm feeling a little bit used.
Please don't talk to me
about feeling u
- Hey whoa!
- You got another thing comin',
you think you can hem me up like that!
Whoa-whoa-whoa Roulette,
put yo' fire away for a minute, aight?
Shit.
Just been thinkin' 'bout you.
That's all.
I gots to get back to work.
You so in the business of pleasure,
who pleases you?
White niggah what?
I said
who pleases
you?
Gone head you think you bad.
A special thanks to
the Pynk Vets for helping me
spread my message.
You welcome! Ha!
We might all be from different corners,
different hoods, different families,
but what unites us all
is our love for Chucalissa
and the things that make
Chucalissa great,
like this beloved Pynk,
or should I say
The Pank!
Come on, church!
Come on, church!
Now, y'all enjoy this grand re-opening.
Shots on me!
Andre Watkins, he got next!
That twerk wasn't as good
as Woodbine's, was it?
No. But your heart
was in it that's what counts.
My heart is in it!
You're gonna wake up
with a crown on your head.
You ready for that?
No.
Crowns land on the heads
that's ready to wear 'em
my king.
Hmm.
This is all because of you.
- Oh, stop it.
- No, it's true.
I owe you.
You ever thought about leasing
instead of selling?
Well, leasing would mean
I would have to stay.
You ever thought about that too?
Burying that bag of bones?
The Mayor of Chucalissa
can't be seen kissing his mistress.
Let's get out of here.
I gotta tell you something.
Pynk Posse,
I know y'all been missin' my bitches.
But y'all finna get that work
from Whisper,
and Miss M-I crooked letter,
crooked letter-I,
crooked letter, crooked letter-I,
humpback, humpback-I,
and Roulette!
My bitches finna tear this house down.
It's the grand re-re-re-re-re-opening!
But tonight we also have
another special guest.
Y'all know her as the biggest G
in the game,
Give it up for Miss Tina Snow!
Real hot girl shit ♪
Dance like it's niggahs
with some money in this hoe ♪
Mean-mugging bitches, we
ain't fucking with them hoes ♪
Dance like it's niggahs
with some money in this hoe ♪
Throw it in the air,
watch 'em get it on the floor ♪
Man, I'm outta here like pussy hair ♪
Y'all hoes be rippin' me off ♪
Bust that shit open for a big face ♪
Molly and the Big Comfy Couch ♪
If he ain't makin' me cum ♪
I don't add that to my body count ♪
You was cute before
you started talkin' ♪
Put this pussy up in your mouth ♪
Man, these young niggahs
ain't spending like that ♪
Finna find me somethin' that's old ♪
Wit' yo' granddaddy
sitting real pretty ♪
At the retirement home ♪
Man, I told that niggah
don't play with me ♪
I am really not one of them ♪
You be crying up in my texts ♪
Don't get bold
in front of your friends ♪
I ain't no magician
but I'm looking for a trick ♪
Big pussy energy,
can't fuck with little dick ♪
Mouth too smart, need
to get a stupid bitch, aye ♪
He ain't finna fuck unless
I'm finna get rich, aye ♪
One shot, two shot, three shot, four ♪
Tell her open wide,
then I make her drive da boat ♪
Niggah think he slick
tryna fuck me and my friends ♪
He ain't gettin' nothin'
'til we see them Benjamins ♪
Dance like it's niggahs
with some money in this hoe ♪
Mean-mugging bitches, we
ain't fucking with them hoes ♪
Dance like it's niggahs
with some money in this hoe ♪
Throw it in the air,
watch 'em get it on the floor ♪
Goddamn! This bitch
dancin' like this her last.
I think it is.
Why ain't you up there in yo' floss?
Some money in this hoe ♪
Throw it in the air ♪
Sometimes a bitch just wanna sit back
and be blessed by some art.
Throw it in the air, watch
'em get it on the floor ♪
Ok, forreal forreal! I know
y'all ain't think a bitch
was 'bout to get out here
and do this shit by herself?
I want y'all to give it up
for my partner in crown,
Lil' Murda!
They say Lil' Murda
bring them hoes out ♪
They love that gold mouth ♪
Hit da Brinks
and bring them loads out ♪
That boy done showed out ♪
All that ice all on my neck
and wrist ♪
That boy done froze now ♪
Them Dirty Delta dimes' a dozen ♪
Twerkin' on that pole now ♪
Turn around and touch ya toes ♪
Lil' Mama, you's a pro ♪
If I hit you with that Murda dick ♪
You ain't gone leave me 'lone ♪
I can eat that cake like my birthday ♪
If you ready, then let's go ♪
Bitch, you know you mines,
we ain't doin' no hiding ♪
I'ma fuck you in the open ♪
- Ooh!
- Lil' Murda's the hottest ♪
I'm poppin', I'm all
about makin' a profit ♪
Who harder than me? Bitch, stop it ♪
These niggahs ain't gangsta ♪
They floggin', got Gucci
all over my body ♪
Yo' bitch tryna give me that noggin ♪
I'm fresh out the mud,
wit' mouth full of slugs ♪
Them broke niggas steady be watchin' ♪
Miss Mississippi
keep shakin' that ass ♪
I make it rain
when I get in my bag ♪
Aye, aye, niggah, watch
where the fuck you steppin'!
Aye, aye, aye, chill bwoy!
What the fuck you talkin' 'bout, bwoy?
Playin' with my name
gone get you a halo ♪
Y'all ain't hear what Lil' Murda sayin'?
"Keep on playin', gone earn you a halo."
Draco another one of y'all niggahs!
- Y'all steady be yappin'!
- Fuck you tryna do, Mane,
wit' yo' bitch ass?
Pussy-ass niggah!
Aye, aye, aye, man!
What the fuck y'all doing?!
Fuck you, then!
Fuck this shit, niggah, come on!
You's a bitch-ass niggah!
God damn, niggahs
always fucking up shit, man!
What the fuck y'all doin', man?
Watch out, niggah!
That's what you trying to do?
Watch out!
Fuck Chief-fi-Chiefs niggah!
Get yo' ass out the way!
Come on.
Come on!
There.
You good?
Everything good?
Keyshawn
Diamond I-I just
- Keyshawn
- Diamond
I need you to breathe!
I told you I don't want
another fuckin' Murda Night!
Calm the fuck down!
Talent's all secure. Got Tina Snow 'nem
- back on the bus.
- Good. Just make sho'
that yo' squad got
this floor under control.
I don't want these folks
to shut my club down
- over no niggah shit.
- Copy that, boss.
They gone mop the floor.
I'ma go sweep the lot.
Aight.
Now, what the hell
made this go left so fast?
Them Chief-fi-Chief niggahs
think 'cause they been around longer
they can clown us.
I shoulda let my chopper sang
on they monkey ass!
- Murda
- Them niggahs wanna
declare war, we gone give 'em war!
Put all they asses in body bags!
Woddy gone be busy, I promise you that.
Just stop wit' all this nonsense.
Did you see the way them niggahs
tried to run up on me onstage?
Like I'm some fuckin' deer in the cut!
I'll put another one of they
niggahs in the ground,
I promise you that,
they keep playin' with me.
Is that what I helped you
cover up that night?
Hmm?
Is it?
I wet they block up.
But not that night.
That ain't what happened that night.
That ain't what happened
at all that night.
Alright, well, look, you gone
need to borrow Diamond
when you go out on tour
Never mind you can't have his
fine caramel-butterscotch-ass
But you gone need somebody
that can handle all the hell
that's comin' yo' way.
Naw, I'm straight.
I'ma be my own mu'fuckin'
security from here on out.
Oh, God
Oh
What the f
Big L.
So this is your campaign manager?
Wake up!
Ah, yeah.
I told you I don't want
no parts of this shit!
Can you excuse us, Duffy?
How long you and this cracker
been runnin' drugs through this club?
You know how much
- we done made holdin'?
- It don't matter!
I told you, I ain't
about that plug life.
Look, I done seen whole neighborhoods
get ran into the ground,
families get torn apart,
- bitches OD
- We just holdin'.
- Not nothin' else.
- That's what the plug
always say til' his daughter
come up missing in a lake
on account he come up late
on a payment to the big boss.
Now, that's how this shit go, Big L.
You don't want no parts of it,
and I don't neither!
You coulda been Quing, Clifford.
Stead, you a bitch
bein' run by another bitch.
Autumn gone sell, and a whole
empire gone slip thru yo' hands.
This coulda been a cornerstone
of something,
something that could last,
but you don't fuckin' see it,
or you just too fuckin' scared!
That's why other people
keep on takin' yo' power!
My daddy always said,
"Trust a snake to be a snake."
Yeah. And you is a snake.
Au contraire, mon frère.
I'm the last snake
you got in yo' garden.
Redbone gone be the end of you.
She finna sell, and yo' empire
gone be gone.
Look, we don't know
what's gone happen tomorrow.
Mm.
- We don't.
- Mm-hmm.
But I know one thing.
If she dead, she can't sell.
You fired, Big L.
You firing me?
After all I done done for you?
Really, Clifford?!
Huh?! Really?!
I told you I ain't about that plug life.
Well, fuck it, then.
I quit.
Big L
Hello? Hello?
Wait, wait, wait. I-I can't hear you.
This she.
This about my Granmuva?
Hey, what you listenin' to, hmph?
Something to ease my mind.
These niggahs got my nerves bad.
- Must be some slaw.
- No, it ain't no slaw.
It's just new, ain't ready
to be ate up yet.
Last time I saw you, you was just
a little perpetratin' ass
trapper rapper.
- Look at you now.
- Yeah
Lot done happened since the
last time I was at the Pynk.
Hell, since the last time
I was in this room.
Me too.
How come you ain't dance
wit' the pack tonight?
Can't dance when you scared of fallin'.
One thing I done learnt
in this little life of mine
is that fallin'
can change a niggah life.
Don't I know it.
Ain't this funny?
I still get nervous around you.
Bwoy, bye.
Naw, I'm serious.
Got a niggah leg bouncin' harder
than the way yo' booty be bouncin'.
- Niggah, really?
- Naw, shawty.
That's a compliment.
You got that type of ass
that find the grace notes
in a niggah beat.
It vibrate to that 808
like nobody business.
On top of that, the way
you find them drops, mmph.
Makes sense why anything
Mercedes dance to
gets the streets rockin'.
I thought that was yo' girl, Keyshawn.
Naw, bitch, you's a legend.
A niggah like me just trying to be.
If you don't mind,
I'd like a legend's opinion
on some shit.
Niggah, I might hurt yo' feelings.
I can take a hit.
'Cause that's what legends do.
is just a second ♪
Ever think about ♪
What it's gone take to kill a niggah ♪
All you really need is seven
pounds of pressure ♪
Man, y'all really thank y'all can come
for a niggah when he got his hitters?
- Bitch-ass niggah!
- Back the fuck up!
Y'all niggahs wanna kill each other,
take it off the parking lot!
Aye, aye!
Don't worry. We gone handle
this shit, Cyntonia.
Did you hear the way
he was taunting us?!
Yappin' all that gang-gang shit?!
I heard him, but he might be floggin'.
They pulled 30 rounds
out his chest, Mane!
I feel it in my gut
like I feel this baby.
- Come on. Come on, come on.
- I swear fo' God
- this niggah did that shit!
- Come on, Cyntonia!
That's the niggah that killed Pico!
Lil' Murda killed him, Mane!
No, no
"I'll be your sister for life"?
This how you gone leave
without even saying bye to me, heiffa?
I ain't think you wanted no parts of me.
I don't.
Something I know
life is short.
But more than that
it's unpredictable.
So
Mm, second chances
is rarer than snow in Mississippi.
So you go on and you fly now.
Fly on away from here, hmm?
And I don't ever wanna see
yo' beautiful face
around here again.
Go on.
It's your bwoy DJ Neva Scared!
We ain't never scared, hoe!
Aye, y'all done finished wildin'?
Leave yo' guns
and all that ana at the door!
'Cause it's showtime in this biah-biah!
We 'bout to get that new-new, bitches!
Y'all ready?
I said, are you ready!?
Can't nothing shut the Pynk down
'cause we just getting started!