Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time (2020) s02e09 Episode Script
Peter Grill and the Essence of an Apology
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You mo-ro-nic
You dim-wit-ted
COW!
BITCH!
Episode 9: Peter Grill and the Essence of an Apology
Aww, what’s the matter?
Come and get me before it’s too late!
You’re the worst!
Now, say goodnight!
Hear me, my Elven kinsfolk, and lend me thy power!
Whose side are you on, anyway?!
I’m on BOTH your sides!
What’s with all the ruckus?
So, about that 10% interest rate–
Quit butting in!
Just let ME handle the ambassador duties!
Let YOU handle it?
You were banished from the village, remember?!
And what of it?
In an unfavorable situation,
everyone expects the superior big sister
to step up and accept the punishment.
It’s better that way,
and those snooty bastards on
the council would probably agree
Big Sister!
Why do you always act like this?
Pompous, and selfish
It’s always all about YOU!
Stop it! That’s enough!
Wh-what’s going on out here?
Grandmother!
Not MORE damages!
Listen up.
You don’t want to upset your grandmother
any more than you already have, do you?
N-no, but This is between me and my big sister!
So you’re not willing to forgive her?
Uh, of course not!
She does whatever she wants with
no regard for anyone else,
and when she screws up,
she refuses to admit she was wrong!
She doesn’t even so much as apologize!
I want you to try and see things
from Vegan’s perspective!
She knows it was her fault.
That’s why she tried to get pregnant
with my child in your stead.
I-I don’t believe it
She cares about someone OTHER than herself?
Vegan.
Just a few words.
Be honest with her about your feelings.
That’s all it takes.
Vegan! Vegan, dear!
I’m sorry.
It’s my fault.
The pudding incident,
House Eldoriel’s current predicament
All of it I’m the one to blame
Please forgive me, Fulltalia!
I’m really, really sorry!
There’s no need to cry, Big Sister.
Fulltalia
A corkscrew punch?!
It’s super effective!
“I’m sorry” isn’t going to fix this, Vegan!
But I must admit, I do feel a little better
As sisters, you only have each other.
You must treat one another with kindness.
Yeah.
You’re right.
Well, I guess it’s “case closed.”
Or at least that’s what I’d like to say
Not so fast.
Aren’t you forgetting something important?
Come on, Fulltalia
We need to time it just right!
Roger that. Ready when you are!
It’s finally happening.
Once they dig up the treasure
stashed behind that door,
they’ll be absolved of their duties
as goodwill ambassadors
I might never see Vegan again
Where is it?!
Where did he hide our inheritence?!
Look over there!
I’d like to congratulate you on breaking
the seal and finding your way to this spot.
Our great-great-grandfather, Lord Vegetalia!
It must be a hologram spell.
If you are seeing this message,
then you have proven yourselves
worthy of inheriting the family fortune.
My dearest Vegan and Fulltalia,
I hold in my hand a pair of arrows.
As you can see,
when a pair of arrows are bent, they may break.
But breaking a single arrow
would require much less force.
If you can find it in your hearts to be
compassionate towards one another,
then I believe you can overcome almost any obstacle.
That is precisely the wisdom I wished to impart upon you.
Working together as sisters.
The spirit of helping each other.
In other words, House Eldoriel’s legacy is
Huh? W-wait a minute
Oh god, don’t tell me!
Indeed. It is the bond that you share!
The real treasure lies deep within your hearts.
You would do well to remember that.
No one wants to hear it, ya senile old fart!
Are we the descendants of a complete idiot?!
At least give us something we can sell for cash!
There HAS to be money in here somewhere!
You! Stupid! Old! Geezer!
Th-this isn’t good Guess that’s my cue to bail!
Leaving so soon?
In light of recent events,
it seems we have no other choice
but to resume our duties as goodwill ambassadors.
Don’t you agree?
Plus, they’re probably going to tack on
even more fines for the additional damage.
If we combine our powers as loving sisters, then
I’m confident we can squeeze more sticky
choad sauce out of him than ever before.
This must be the place!
Heya, Senpai! We’re here to rescue you!
Y-you four?!
I had a feeling something was amiss
This means our family’s even bigger now!
Hooray!
I-I’m glad you’re safe
After all the trouble we went through?!
Well then
I’m sure you’ll indulge us all
equally.
PLEASE, NO MORE!
Come now, Luvellia.
You’re not still angry, are you?
I’m fine, Father.
I’m on your side, sweetheart.
And it’s not as though I completely
mistrust that fiancé of yours
Then why can’t–
In fact, I intend to task him with
an important errand very soon.
An errand?
Yes
A grievous errand that will ensure
his destruction once and for all
Vegan Eldoriel
Kururu Kurasaka
Mwahaha
Stay tuned!
There’s more where that came from!
You mo-ro-nic
You dim-wit-ted
COW!
BITCH!
Episode 9: Peter Grill and the Essence of an Apology
Aww, what’s the matter?
Come and get me before it’s too late!
You’re the worst!
Now, say goodnight!
Hear me, my Elven kinsfolk, and lend me thy power!
Whose side are you on, anyway?!
I’m on BOTH your sides!
What’s with all the ruckus?
So, about that 10% interest rate–
Quit butting in!
Just let ME handle the ambassador duties!
Let YOU handle it?
You were banished from the village, remember?!
And what of it?
In an unfavorable situation,
everyone expects the superior big sister
to step up and accept the punishment.
It’s better that way,
and those snooty bastards on
the council would probably agree
Big Sister!
Why do you always act like this?
Pompous, and selfish
It’s always all about YOU!
Stop it! That’s enough!
Wh-what’s going on out here?
Grandmother!
Not MORE damages!
Listen up.
You don’t want to upset your grandmother
any more than you already have, do you?
N-no, but This is between me and my big sister!
So you’re not willing to forgive her?
Uh, of course not!
She does whatever she wants with
no regard for anyone else,
and when she screws up,
she refuses to admit she was wrong!
She doesn’t even so much as apologize!
I want you to try and see things
from Vegan’s perspective!
She knows it was her fault.
That’s why she tried to get pregnant
with my child in your stead.
I-I don’t believe it
She cares about someone OTHER than herself?
Vegan.
Just a few words.
Be honest with her about your feelings.
That’s all it takes.
Vegan! Vegan, dear!
I’m sorry.
It’s my fault.
The pudding incident,
House Eldoriel’s current predicament
All of it I’m the one to blame
Please forgive me, Fulltalia!
I’m really, really sorry!
There’s no need to cry, Big Sister.
Fulltalia
A corkscrew punch?!
It’s super effective!
“I’m sorry” isn’t going to fix this, Vegan!
But I must admit, I do feel a little better
As sisters, you only have each other.
You must treat one another with kindness.
Yeah.
You’re right.
Well, I guess it’s “case closed.”
Or at least that’s what I’d like to say
Not so fast.
Aren’t you forgetting something important?
Come on, Fulltalia
We need to time it just right!
Roger that. Ready when you are!
It’s finally happening.
Once they dig up the treasure
stashed behind that door,
they’ll be absolved of their duties
as goodwill ambassadors
I might never see Vegan again
Where is it?!
Where did he hide our inheritence?!
Look over there!
I’d like to congratulate you on breaking
the seal and finding your way to this spot.
Our great-great-grandfather, Lord Vegetalia!
It must be a hologram spell.
If you are seeing this message,
then you have proven yourselves
worthy of inheriting the family fortune.
My dearest Vegan and Fulltalia,
I hold in my hand a pair of arrows.
As you can see,
when a pair of arrows are bent, they may break.
But breaking a single arrow
would require much less force.
If you can find it in your hearts to be
compassionate towards one another,
then I believe you can overcome almost any obstacle.
That is precisely the wisdom I wished to impart upon you.
Working together as sisters.
The spirit of helping each other.
In other words, House Eldoriel’s legacy is
Huh? W-wait a minute
Oh god, don’t tell me!
Indeed. It is the bond that you share!
The real treasure lies deep within your hearts.
You would do well to remember that.
No one wants to hear it, ya senile old fart!
Are we the descendants of a complete idiot?!
At least give us something we can sell for cash!
There HAS to be money in here somewhere!
You! Stupid! Old! Geezer!
Th-this isn’t good Guess that’s my cue to bail!
Leaving so soon?
In light of recent events,
it seems we have no other choice
but to resume our duties as goodwill ambassadors.
Don’t you agree?
Plus, they’re probably going to tack on
even more fines for the additional damage.
If we combine our powers as loving sisters, then
I’m confident we can squeeze more sticky
choad sauce out of him than ever before.
This must be the place!
Heya, Senpai! We’re here to rescue you!
Y-you four?!
I had a feeling something was amiss
This means our family’s even bigger now!
Hooray!
I-I’m glad you’re safe
After all the trouble we went through?!
Well then
I’m sure you’ll indulge us all
equally.
PLEASE, NO MORE!
Come now, Luvellia.
You’re not still angry, are you?
I’m fine, Father.
I’m on your side, sweetheart.
And it’s not as though I completely
mistrust that fiancé of yours
Then why can’t–
In fact, I intend to task him with
an important errand very soon.
An errand?
Yes
A grievous errand that will ensure
his destruction once and for all
Vegan Eldoriel
Kururu Kurasaka
Mwahaha
Stay tuned!
There’s more where that came from!