Pop Team Epic (2018) s02e09 Episode Script
Bump-Boo Crusaders
1
Poptepipic.
Crap. I killed him with the joke.
A joke! A joke! It's a joke!
It would've been bad if it wasn't a joke!
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 9: "BUMP-BOO CRUSADERS"
I'm Cthuo Kyushiyama,
a first-year at Banbu High!
Stuff happened,
and I got close to two tough dudes
named Popko and Pipimi.
These two are crazy tough,
so, my high school life
got crazy tough too.
We're gonna be the top
of all the high schools!
Let's crack some more heads today!
Duel! Warehouse on the Docks at Sunset.
Cthuo, you forgot your lunch.
Shoot, sorry!
Seems like you're having fun
at school lately.
Shut up! See you.
Having fun?
If I didn't meet
Pop and Pipi that day, I'd
You wouldn't be Cthuo, would you?
I am.
My name's Koroshitani.
Koroshitani?
The head of the Iidabashi Alliance?
Lately,
these two named Popko and Pipimi
are getting a little arrogant.
So, I'd like to ask you a favor.
I'd like you to call them out
to the docks tonight.
You're asking me to sell my friends out!
No way!
Should you really turn me down?
You have a very nice single mother
working so hard
to send you to high school.
She's a part-timer
in my family's department store.
Bastard!
You're weak.
Be smart and do the right thing, Cthuo.
BANBU HIGH
Yeah, give me a break.
Right, Cthuo?
What's wrong? You look down.
You get rejected again?
H
Hey Today
Oh, they're here.
Oh?
What are you trying to pull?
I know that I'm asking
more than I can expect,
but those two taught me one thing.
I won't sell my manhood
to the likes of you!
Hit me up all you want!
You've read too many comic books, Cthuo.
Do you know what happens
when you make me angry?
Maybe you couldn't imagine
even a fraction of that?
This doesn't even entertain me.
You can have your way with him.
That right?
Then, we'll do as you asked.
Pop Pipi
You guys Why?
You were acting weird, you know?
You were trying to act
all cool as a lone wolf.
Take a nap, Cthuo.
Now, we'll give you what you asked for.
A Banbu High thrashing full course!
Casually strolling in here!
You're the ones leaving here in tears!
What are these guys? They're crazy!
Wait, wait, wait!
Hey, let's get out of here.
Hey!
Where are you going to go?
Now, then
You're the only one left.
Wait
Spare me!
Ow
Cthuo, what a face you got.
Shut up!
I could've beat all of them myself!
All you want!
Wha You ass!
-You were there!
-Sorry!
-Sorry!
-You could've just come out!
I was waiting for Pop
to finish eating her bread.
-Crap!
-Hey!
-I said sorry!
-Get back here!
TO BE CONTINUED
Poptepipic!
Papa! It's Sunday!
Can't you take us somewhere?
But where would we go?
How about Brazil?
Amigo!
The other side of the world is in Okayama!
Let's have a lively holiday
in the Brazilian Park Washuzan Highland!
All right! Let's go then!
Yay!
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Bye-bye.
Washuzan Highland!
Poptepipic.
Say three good things about Popko!
You can run, hit, and field.
That's three?
RUN HIT FIELD
It's only one!
Pipimi!
You're also yellow and short.
Poptepipic.
Did you do your homework?
Climbing on a tetrapod!
Ah, wharf roaches.
Poptepipic!
Bob Epic Team.
Ah! A UFO!
Ah! It's making a crop circle!
Huh?
Huh?
You suck at this!
You think you're Banksy or something?
Street art's serious business!
Warrior of Light! Floor sommelier check!
This is the floor
that Popko will be trying today!
The Titan floor!
Oyoyo!
Which is the EX Titan floor? A or B?
Easy enough! Let's get started!
How many EX floors
do you think I've licked?
This texture
sends shivers through my mouth!
The smoky nuance adds depth to the flavor!
This topaz-like color and warmth!
The cold killing intent after exploration!
A's the EX floor for sure.
B's the true Titan floor.
The weight is different!
The results!
The room I enter is the right answer!
You're right!
Yahoo!
Hey!
Go!
Poptepipic.
Go!
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating on me now
Thank you for purchasing Poptepipic.
There are people watching on stream too.
Actually, is anyone even buying the BDs?
Wouldn't it be better
if they bought Evangelion BDs instead?
Pop! You don't say things like that!
But Evangelion has way more
animated frames, right? It's better.
-It's better?
-Yeah, it is better!
-Is it better?
-Yes, I guess so.
Right now, you can get it
with XX's autograph! Crazy, right?
-What? I want that! I want that!
-Yay!
Wait, really?
-Pipi, what about you?
-Um
With the money to buy Popte S2,
what would you buy? Or do you buy S2?
I'm not buying it. Send it to my agency.
I see. You get one because you're in it.
Send one with lots of fat on it.
Poptepipic!
Crap. I killed him with the joke.
A joke! A joke! It's a joke!
It would've been bad if it wasn't a joke!
Digging, digging, digging!
Digging tonight!
Digging, digging, digging!
Digging, digging, digging tonight!
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 9: "BUMP-BOO CRUSADERS"
I'm Cthuo Kyushiyama,
a first-year at Banbu High!
Stuff happened,
and I got close to two tough dudes
named Popko and Pipimi.
These two are crazy tough,
so my high school life
got crazy tough too.
We're gonna be the top
of all the high schools!
Let's crack some more heads today!
Duel! Warehouse on the Docks at Sunset.
Cthuo, you forgot your lunch.
Shoot, sorry!
Seems like you're having fun
at school lately.
Shut up! See you.
Having fun?
If I didn't meet
Pop and Pipi that day, I'd
You wouldn't be Cthuo, would you?
I am.
My name's Koroshitani.
Koroshitani?
The head of the Iidabashi Alliance?
Lately, these two named Popko and Pipimi
are getting a little arrogant.
So, I'd like to ask you a favor.
I'd like you to call them out
to the docks tonight.
You're asking me to sell my friends out!
No way!
Should you really turn me down?
You have a very nice single mother
working so hard
to send you to high school.
She's a part-timer
in my family's department store.
Bastard!
You're weak.
Be smart and do the right thing, Cthuo.
BANBU HIGH
Right, Cthuo?
What's wrong? You look down.
You get rejected again?
H
Hey Today
Oh, they're here.
Oh?
What are you trying to pull?
I know that I'm asking more
than I can expect,
but those two taught me one thing.
I won't sell my manhood
to the likes of you!
Hit me up all you want!
You've read too many comic books, Cthuo.
Do you know what happens
when you make me angry?
Maybe you couldn't imagine
even a fraction of that?
This doesn't even entertain me.
You can have your way with him.
That right?
Then we'll do as you asked.
Pop Pipi
You guys Why?
You were acting weird, you know?
You were trying to act
all cool as a lone wolf.
Take a nap, Cthuo.
Now, we'll give you what you asked for.
A Banbu High thrashing full course!
Casually strolling in here!
You're the ones leaving here in tears!
What are these guys? They're crazy!
Wait, wait, wait!
Hey, let's get out of here.
-Hey!
-Where are you going to go?
-Now, then You're the only one left.
-Wait
Spare me!
Ow
-Cthuo, what a face you got.
-Shut up!
I could've beat all of them myself!
-All you want!
-Wha
You ass! You were there!
You could've just come out!
Sorry!
I was waiting for Pop
to finish eating her bread.
-Crap!
-Hey!
Get back here!
I said sorry!
TO BE CONTINUED
Poptepipic.
Papa! It's Sunday!
Can't you take us somewhere?
But where would we go?
How about Brazil?
Amigo!
The other side of the world is in Okayama!
Let's have a lively holiday
in the Brazilian Park Washuzan Highland!
All right! Let's go then!
Yay!
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Bye-bye.
Washuzan Highland!
Poptepipic!
Say three good things about Popko!
You can run, hit, and field.
That's three?
RUN HIT FIELD
It's only one!
Pipimi!
You're also yellow and short.
Poptepipic!
Did you do your homework?
Ah!
Climbing on a tetrapod!
Ah, wharf roaches.
Poptepipic!
Bob Epic Team.
Ah! A UFO!
Ah! It's making a crop circle!
Huh?
Huh?
You suck at this!
You think you're Banksy or something?
Street art's serious business!
Warrior of Light! Floor sommelier check!
This is the floor
that Popko will be trying today!
The Titan floor!
Which is it?
Which is the EX Titan floor? A or B?
Easy enough! Let's get started!
How many EX floors
do you think I've licked?
I'll know it instantly!
Oh! This texture sends shivers
through my mouth!
The smoky nuance adds depth to the flavor!
This topaz-like color and warmth!
The cold killing intent after exploration!
A's the EX floor for sure.
B's the true Titan floor.
The weight is different!
The results!
The room I enter is the right answer!
-You're right!
-Yahoo!
Hey! Hey! Yahoo!
Poptepipic!
Go!
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating on me now
Thank you for purchasing Poptepipic.
Yeah, yeah!
There are people watching on stream too.
Actually, is anyone even buying the BDs?
Maybe no one will.
Personally, I think it's better to buy
a Kanto Electric Massager instead.
Kanto Electric Massager? What's that?
Hey, it's a Kanto Electric Massager.
I mean, it'll help you relax. It's better.
-I'd rather have alcohol.
-What?
And, like, right now,
it comes with BDs and DVDs.
What? It comes with alcohol?
Who said Your ears!
BDs and DVDs!
Poptepipic.
Crap. I killed him with the joke.
A joke! A joke! It's a joke!
It would've been bad if it wasn't a joke!
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 9: "BUMP-BOO CRUSADERS"
I'm Cthuo Kyushiyama,
a first-year at Banbu High!
Stuff happened,
and I got close to two tough dudes
named Popko and Pipimi.
These two are crazy tough,
so, my high school life
got crazy tough too.
We're gonna be the top
of all the high schools!
Let's crack some more heads today!
Duel! Warehouse on the Docks at Sunset.
Cthuo, you forgot your lunch.
Shoot, sorry!
Seems like you're having fun
at school lately.
Shut up! See you.
Having fun?
If I didn't meet
Pop and Pipi that day, I'd
You wouldn't be Cthuo, would you?
I am.
My name's Koroshitani.
Koroshitani?
The head of the Iidabashi Alliance?
Lately,
these two named Popko and Pipimi
are getting a little arrogant.
So, I'd like to ask you a favor.
I'd like you to call them out
to the docks tonight.
You're asking me to sell my friends out!
No way!
Should you really turn me down?
You have a very nice single mother
working so hard
to send you to high school.
She's a part-timer
in my family's department store.
Bastard!
You're weak.
Be smart and do the right thing, Cthuo.
BANBU HIGH
Yeah, give me a break.
Right, Cthuo?
What's wrong? You look down.
You get rejected again?
H
Hey Today
Oh, they're here.
Oh?
What are you trying to pull?
I know that I'm asking
more than I can expect,
but those two taught me one thing.
I won't sell my manhood
to the likes of you!
Hit me up all you want!
You've read too many comic books, Cthuo.
Do you know what happens
when you make me angry?
Maybe you couldn't imagine
even a fraction of that?
This doesn't even entertain me.
You can have your way with him.
That right?
Then, we'll do as you asked.
Pop Pipi
You guys Why?
You were acting weird, you know?
You were trying to act
all cool as a lone wolf.
Take a nap, Cthuo.
Now, we'll give you what you asked for.
A Banbu High thrashing full course!
Casually strolling in here!
You're the ones leaving here in tears!
What are these guys? They're crazy!
Wait, wait, wait!
Hey, let's get out of here.
Hey!
Where are you going to go?
Now, then
You're the only one left.
Wait
Spare me!
Ow
Cthuo, what a face you got.
Shut up!
I could've beat all of them myself!
All you want!
Wha You ass!
-You were there!
-Sorry!
-Sorry!
-You could've just come out!
I was waiting for Pop
to finish eating her bread.
-Crap!
-Hey!
-I said sorry!
-Get back here!
TO BE CONTINUED
Poptepipic!
Papa! It's Sunday!
Can't you take us somewhere?
But where would we go?
How about Brazil?
Amigo!
The other side of the world is in Okayama!
Let's have a lively holiday
in the Brazilian Park Washuzan Highland!
All right! Let's go then!
Yay!
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Bye-bye.
Washuzan Highland!
Poptepipic.
Say three good things about Popko!
You can run, hit, and field.
That's three?
RUN HIT FIELD
It's only one!
Pipimi!
You're also yellow and short.
Poptepipic.
Did you do your homework?
Climbing on a tetrapod!
Ah, wharf roaches.
Poptepipic!
Bob Epic Team.
Ah! A UFO!
Ah! It's making a crop circle!
Huh?
Huh?
You suck at this!
You think you're Banksy or something?
Street art's serious business!
Warrior of Light! Floor sommelier check!
This is the floor
that Popko will be trying today!
The Titan floor!
Oyoyo!
Which is the EX Titan floor? A or B?
Easy enough! Let's get started!
How many EX floors
do you think I've licked?
This texture
sends shivers through my mouth!
The smoky nuance adds depth to the flavor!
This topaz-like color and warmth!
The cold killing intent after exploration!
A's the EX floor for sure.
B's the true Titan floor.
The weight is different!
The results!
The room I enter is the right answer!
You're right!
Yahoo!
Hey!
Go!
Poptepipic.
Go!
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating on me now
Thank you for purchasing Poptepipic.
There are people watching on stream too.
Actually, is anyone even buying the BDs?
Wouldn't it be better
if they bought Evangelion BDs instead?
Pop! You don't say things like that!
But Evangelion has way more
animated frames, right? It's better.
-It's better?
-Yeah, it is better!
-Is it better?
-Yes, I guess so.
Right now, you can get it
with XX's autograph! Crazy, right?
-What? I want that! I want that!
-Yay!
Wait, really?
-Pipi, what about you?
-Um
With the money to buy Popte S2,
what would you buy? Or do you buy S2?
I'm not buying it. Send it to my agency.
I see. You get one because you're in it.
Send one with lots of fat on it.
Poptepipic!
Crap. I killed him with the joke.
A joke! A joke! It's a joke!
It would've been bad if it wasn't a joke!
Digging, digging, digging!
Digging tonight!
Digging, digging, digging!
Digging, digging, digging tonight!
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 9: "BUMP-BOO CRUSADERS"
I'm Cthuo Kyushiyama,
a first-year at Banbu High!
Stuff happened,
and I got close to two tough dudes
named Popko and Pipimi.
These two are crazy tough,
so my high school life
got crazy tough too.
We're gonna be the top
of all the high schools!
Let's crack some more heads today!
Duel! Warehouse on the Docks at Sunset.
Cthuo, you forgot your lunch.
Shoot, sorry!
Seems like you're having fun
at school lately.
Shut up! See you.
Having fun?
If I didn't meet
Pop and Pipi that day, I'd
You wouldn't be Cthuo, would you?
I am.
My name's Koroshitani.
Koroshitani?
The head of the Iidabashi Alliance?
Lately, these two named Popko and Pipimi
are getting a little arrogant.
So, I'd like to ask you a favor.
I'd like you to call them out
to the docks tonight.
You're asking me to sell my friends out!
No way!
Should you really turn me down?
You have a very nice single mother
working so hard
to send you to high school.
She's a part-timer
in my family's department store.
Bastard!
You're weak.
Be smart and do the right thing, Cthuo.
BANBU HIGH
Right, Cthuo?
What's wrong? You look down.
You get rejected again?
H
Hey Today
Oh, they're here.
Oh?
What are you trying to pull?
I know that I'm asking more
than I can expect,
but those two taught me one thing.
I won't sell my manhood
to the likes of you!
Hit me up all you want!
You've read too many comic books, Cthuo.
Do you know what happens
when you make me angry?
Maybe you couldn't imagine
even a fraction of that?
This doesn't even entertain me.
You can have your way with him.
That right?
Then we'll do as you asked.
Pop Pipi
You guys Why?
You were acting weird, you know?
You were trying to act
all cool as a lone wolf.
Take a nap, Cthuo.
Now, we'll give you what you asked for.
A Banbu High thrashing full course!
Casually strolling in here!
You're the ones leaving here in tears!
What are these guys? They're crazy!
Wait, wait, wait!
Hey, let's get out of here.
-Hey!
-Where are you going to go?
-Now, then You're the only one left.
-Wait
Spare me!
Ow
-Cthuo, what a face you got.
-Shut up!
I could've beat all of them myself!
-All you want!
-Wha
You ass! You were there!
You could've just come out!
Sorry!
I was waiting for Pop
to finish eating her bread.
-Crap!
-Hey!
Get back here!
I said sorry!
TO BE CONTINUED
Poptepipic.
Papa! It's Sunday!
Can't you take us somewhere?
But where would we go?
How about Brazil?
Amigo!
The other side of the world is in Okayama!
Let's have a lively holiday
in the Brazilian Park Washuzan Highland!
All right! Let's go then!
Yay!
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Bye-bye.
Washuzan Highland!
Poptepipic!
Say three good things about Popko!
You can run, hit, and field.
That's three?
RUN HIT FIELD
It's only one!
Pipimi!
You're also yellow and short.
Poptepipic!
Did you do your homework?
Ah!
Climbing on a tetrapod!
Ah, wharf roaches.
Poptepipic!
Bob Epic Team.
Ah! A UFO!
Ah! It's making a crop circle!
Huh?
Huh?
You suck at this!
You think you're Banksy or something?
Street art's serious business!
Warrior of Light! Floor sommelier check!
This is the floor
that Popko will be trying today!
The Titan floor!
Which is it?
Which is the EX Titan floor? A or B?
Easy enough! Let's get started!
How many EX floors
do you think I've licked?
I'll know it instantly!
Oh! This texture sends shivers
through my mouth!
The smoky nuance adds depth to the flavor!
This topaz-like color and warmth!
The cold killing intent after exploration!
A's the EX floor for sure.
B's the true Titan floor.
The weight is different!
The results!
The room I enter is the right answer!
-You're right!
-Yahoo!
Hey! Hey! Yahoo!
Poptepipic!
Go!
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating on me now
Thank you for purchasing Poptepipic.
Yeah, yeah!
There are people watching on stream too.
Actually, is anyone even buying the BDs?
Maybe no one will.
Personally, I think it's better to buy
a Kanto Electric Massager instead.
Kanto Electric Massager? What's that?
Hey, it's a Kanto Electric Massager.
I mean, it'll help you relax. It's better.
-I'd rather have alcohol.
-What?
And, like, right now,
it comes with BDs and DVDs.
What? It comes with alcohol?
Who said Your ears!
BDs and DVDs!