Sugar Rush s02e09 Episode Script

'So, while l was living the lesbian dream, 'and Sugar was copping off with Saint's ex, 'Stella and Nathan's love life had got a little too adventurous.
' Dad! 'Perverts.
' One way or another I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha One way or another I'm gonna win ya I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha One way or another I'm gonna see ya I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha One day, maybe next week I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha I will drive past your house I'll see who's around 'Life's full of surprises.
'One minute you've got a girlfriend with only one thing on her mind' Wanna taste you, wanna touch you Wanna hold you, wanna have you '.
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and the next you can't work out what's going on in her head.
' Shall we go upstairs? Actually.
l think l'd better call it a night.
l'm really wiped out and l've got a massive stock delivery tomorrow 'While Saint and l were suffering serious bed death, 'everyone else seemed to be discovering the joy of sex.
' You look like a little Botticelli.
lf you're going to talk dirty you can at least speak English.
THEY GlGGLE Kimmy! Could you not have gone back to his place? No cabs, new heels.
Why can't you just spend the night apart? Are you mad?! Look, it's just one night, Kimmy.
Thank you so much, l knew you'd understand.
Your toothbrush is in the bathroom.
'Suddenly l was surrounded by all these nauseatingly loving and lusting couples.
' - Hi, Kim, we're just - lt's fine! You know there's something wrong with your sex life when you wake up in your brother's coffin.
- What are you doing? - What am I doing? l'm not the one creeping in at nine in the morning in a feather boa.
Actually, it's marabou.
'As l was not getting any action, 'l decided to run down someone else's relationship.
' Bringing blokes back, fine, but nicking the bed? l think she's seeing Mark now, so l can see this happening every weekend.
Not that l can see this one lasting Guess where he's taken her? An art gallery! Can you imagine?! The last time Shugs took an interest in art was when she got a tattoo on her bum-cheek.
You sound like you're jealous? Of Sugar and Mark? Shit.
> They've sent me the wrong delivery.
Cock rings? They've sent cock rings to a lesbian sex shop?! - Yeah, thanks Kim.
- Sorry.
l've a shop to open in five minutes, boxes everywhere, and a call to make to some fucking supplier in Dusseldorf who doesn't speak any English.
Well l don't think you'll find those in the dictionary.
OK, l'm going.
See you later.
What does ''dialectic'' mean? Dialectic? Mark said it, he said we had an electric dialectic.
He's a dick.
He's amazing.
The places that he takes me - Galleries - .
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Mind-blowing.
Yeah, the art is a bit shit.
Butthe shag in the disabled toilets! He had me swinging from the bars like a gymnast, Kizzer.
Working! Yeah, l know, l only came back to get changed anyway.
Mark is waiting You're going out again? He's my boyfriend.
You've only been seeing him for two weeks, you've been out every night.
lsn't that the whole point of seeing somebody? .
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Seeing them.
- We're going to see a play.
- You're going to the theatre? - Yes, l have been to the theatre.
- When? with that bald guy from EastEnders.
- lt was shit, but this is going to be different.
- Go on.
- Well, for starters, it's in Russian.
- Russian? lt's sponsored by a vodka company and you know what that means.
Free booze all night and Mark has booked us back row seats.
Silk or lace? Ugh! Neither.
Commando it is.
'God! 'l didn't want to be taken to the theatre or to galleries, l just wanted to talk.
' Kim? - Busy? - Very.
Shouldn't you be out playing with the neighbours or something? Didn't really feel up to it.
l sent your father on ahead.
That's kind of what l wanted to talk to you about actually.
Kim, l l really do not want to know about it.
But l just wanted to tell you some l don't want you to tell me things.
lt's gross.
lt's disgusting! You're my mother.
for once, why don't you try acting like one? Tidy your room, it's a tip.
PHONE RlNGS Hey, tell me you're on your way to save me from madness.
- (Saint) 'Sorry?' - Stella? 'Actually l was going to say could we leave it?' OK ls there something wrong? 'l'm really sorry, Kim.
'l just need a bit of head space.
' l can't believe all the stuff he bought me.
- Who? - Mark He took me shopping.
l'm not kidding.
lt was like he wanted to buy me a whole new wardrobe.
Yeah, well after last night he probably thinks you can't afford knickers.
You could do with opening a window in here and letting some air in.
What do you reckon? Yeahit's nice .
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just not exactly you.
l mean you normally go for things a little morerevealing.
Yeah, l know l said, it didn't show me off.
Still at that price, you wanna get your money's worth of fabric.
l'm telling you, the amount of money he spent, even l was embarrassed.
lt must be love.
Are you all right? When someone tells you they need head space, what do they really mean? You're getting on their tits.
Kiz? Hey, how do you fancy going out and getting totally pissed? l can't.
Oh let me guess - Mark.
What is it tonight? A book signing? A lecture on land rights of medieval Britain? No, just a drink.
Sorry.
lt's fine.
l'm fine.
Have fun! 'So Saint needed some space cos l'd got on her tits.
'So l guess l should lie low, 'give her some space.
'Or get off my face and confront her about it.
'l mean, if she had a problem we should talk it through, put things straight.
' Saint? She's just gone to get a take-away.
She'll be back in a bit.
Aren't you meant to be with Shugs? Well, l'm not joined at the hip.
l thought l'd just pop in and check on Saint.
She always gets a bit fragile around the anniversary Anniversary? Of her mum's death? Oh God, she hasn't She doesn't like talking about it but l thought she would have said No cod, only haddock but l got enough curry sauce to drown it (Both) Hi.
l didn't know you were, um - Do you wanna grab another plate? - l'm all right.
(Saint) There's loads of chips.
l just popped by.
OK l'd better go.
'l guess that's the thing about talking.
'You never get quite the answers you want.
' 'OK, so now l really needed to talk to Saint, 'but now l knew why she didn't want to talk to me, l couldn't.
'l guess l had to wait till she was ready and until then just 'take it out on Shug.
' Want one? Do you have any idea of the rubbish that is in them? Mark says that they're nutritionally invalid.
Just one.
So did you have fun with him last night? - Mark? Yeah.
lt was all right.
- Liar.
All right - it was fantastic.
- Why do you do it, Shugs? - What? Fuck around behind his back.
l knew you would.
Christ, if you don't like him, why don't you just tell him? You have seriously lost it! l know you weren't having a drink with Mark last night, because l was at Saint's with Mark.
While l was having a drink with your mum, Mark came and met me afterwards and we went then, OK? My mum? Stella.
Yes.
That is her name.
What were you doing with her? - She wanted to talk.
- Why didn't you tell me? Because she wanted it to be a secret.
- She wanted to meet you in secret? - Yeah.
- Oh God, she's not grooming you, is she? - Grooming?! - For her and Nathan's - Fuckin' 'ell, Kizzer! She's up the duff, pregnant.
What? Don't tell her l said anything.
Why'd she tell you and not me? Cos you are a judgmental bitch.
She tried to tell you as it happened, and you just jumped down her throat.
The other night.
You're always coming to the wrong conclusions, think the worst of people.
And for your information, l happen to really like Mark.
- Sugar! - Mark! At least someone has faith in me likes me for who l am.
The smoke.
He hates it.
l told him l'd packed it in.
You haven't got a mint, have you? Right, forget it.
Mark, darling.
Yahoo! 'Sugar was right.
'l was a judgmental cow, 'so obsessed with my own problems, l hadn't listened to anyone else.
' Should you really be doing that? Sugar told you then.
Oh God, how did l get in this mess No, don't answer that.
Are you OK? lt's the hormones.
l've spent most of the morning stuffing my face with bananas and anchovies.
Have you told Dad? No.
lt is his? Well Well, if you must know he's the only one who's allowed not to use protection.
Good.
God.
l think you should talk to him.
lt's Nathan, you know.
He deserves to know.
At least before you lt's the people you're closest to, it's hardest to talk to, isn't it? BELL RlNGS Hiya.
'When it's impossible to talk, 'there are other ways to communicate.
OK, l admit it.
l'm jealous of Sugar and Mark.
Not cos l fancy Sugar or anything.
Their relationship, they just seem to be having such a good time together.
Oh Kim, they've only been seeing each other a couple of weeks.
l know.
lt's not lt's about the intimacy.
They tell each other things.
This is about yesterday, isn't it? You're angry at me for not telling you about my mum.
lf there are things going on in your life, then l kind of want to know about them.
Why? Cos l care about you.
Cos that's what love is.
Sharing stuff, you know.
l tell you about me.
Yeah, all the fucking time.
Sorry.
l just want you to open up.
DOOR OPENS Oh fuck! You finished? Good.
l need your help.
He wants me to meet his parents.
- Kizzer! - Who? Mark! Who do you think? l can't believe it! No-one's ever introduced me to their parents before, 'cept you and that was just weird.
Fucking hell, what am l gonna wear? Kizzer, posh parents, what am l gonna wear? The dress.
l thought you said that weren't me? Yeah, well l think it's a good idea given the circumstances.
Fucking hell.
What am l doing? - Shugs.
- They're probably a right pair of old farts! What am l going to talk about? They're going to hate me! - You're talking rubbish.
- See.
l sound like a idiot.
Just be yourself, you'll dazzle them.
'Kin 'ell, my pits are minging! Got deodorant, Kiz? This hasn't been up your fanny, has it? Nathan.
l was wondering if we could have a chat.
Mm-hm.
l'm pregnant.
You're What? - That's hilarious.
- ls it? Stella, you're not l mean, we've struggled enough with two.
l thought we'd just started to enjoy life.
Yeah, you're right, what was l thinking? We all know l'm a shit mum.
l mean fancy having a baby, when we could be out fucking half of Rosedale Crescent.
- Stella - You're right.
l'll call the clinic.
l shouldn't have mentioned anything.
l shouldn't have even bothered you with it.
'Why do we all find it so hard to communicate?' So, you're an architect? Actually No, l'm not, but l was in retail.
- Retail? - Oh, retail's Ken's thing.
Erbuilding supplies, trade mostly, What line of retail exactly? Candy floss, soft drinks End of the pier line So how long have you two known each other? Seeing as you never tell us anything.
He didn't say anything about us? Not a squeak.
He's so secretive.
l mean we only found out he got a first class honours degree because they sent the certificate to our house by mistake.
Mum, for God's sake.
Well, can't a mother be proud? We've only been going out with each other a couple of weeks, give me a chance.
lf it wasn't for Louise springing the shopping trip on him, l doubt we'd have ever known you exist, Marie.
Maria.
Sugar.
Actually my friends call me Sugar.
You want to hang onto this one Mark, she's got guts.
And guts in my book are worth ten top class degrees.
ls he shitting me? Thank fuck, you would not believe how much l have been pooing my pants about this, l thought you were going to hate me.
lt's just prison.
lt just knocks your confidence big time.
Prison? PHONE RlNGS - Hello.
- (Saint) 'Can we talk?' Thanks for coming.
Neutral territory, l thought.
l've been thinking about this stuff you said earlier, about me being more open and sharing stuff.
The thing is, it's just not that easy for me, because l haven't Since my mum, l've got really good at bottling things up.
Because someone had to hold everything together when it was falling apart and fucking hell, l hate the way this sounds.
Go on.
l'm not used to this l'm not used to you.
l'm not used to having someone so close, who l can talk to, and l can rely on.
That just makes me feel weak.
And l'm frightened Cos, it's a scary thing, love.
(Kim) Hm! So has Mark asked you to move in with him then? Oh yeah, honeymoon's booked and everything.
Fucking men, fucking bastards.
Shugs, what's happened? They found out about my conviction.
(Dad) Yes Gosh.
Well Difficult.
Sugar? What's wrong? Look, it's not a big deal.
They liked you.
Oh well, that's all right then.
Look, it doesn't matter anyway.
lt was just meant to be fun.
lt's not like we're asking them if we could get married or anything.
We've only been going out with each other a couple of weeks.
We should be having a laugh about this.
A laugh? Look Shug, l like you, let's not spoil it.
We're having fun.
Come on, come on, you're being daft.
Look, l am sick of being told how to behave, what to wear, and what's right and what's wrong, and being patronized like l'm some pissing liability.
Of course l didn't think we were going to get married.
l just thought that for once, Christ, someone was taking me seriously.
l am.
l do.
Sugar.
You're amazing.
You could be anything you want to be.
That's my whole fucking point.
l am what l want to be.
You dumped him? Yeah, cos actually l'm sick of being everyone's little project for improvement, l just want to get on with my life, for me.
You're gonna get your bed back.
So where are you gonna go? l've made arrangements for tonight, and then, in the morning l'm going to sort something permanent.
Get out of this stupid dress.
Stella Hm? lf it's what you want? l think it is.
l want the shoes and the matching handbag.
The dress.
That was the deal.
Don't even think about it.
Kim? There's something else l need to tell you.
You hog the duvet.
And you snore and your hands are really 'OK, so there's a time for talk and there's a time for' Wanna taste you, wanna touch you Wanna hold you, wanna have you Wanna touch you, gonna rock you.