Van Helsing (2016) s02e09 Episode Script

1 Previously on Van Helsing I need a legion.
I've been here before.
The mural, the key.
Dmitri said this is what's gonna set him free.
- [HELICOPTER WHIRRING.]
- Hey! Hey! They gassed us, scooped up Vanessa, got outta here real quick.
Where you headed? Lost track of a friend of ours.
Trying to find her.
- We're going now.
- What? Why? They eat vampires.
- [DRILLING.]
- These things cook up like turducken.
You mean you've never had one? Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!! You spoiled dinner! - [CLANG.]
- [GROANING.]
Toss that bitch who stabbed me over the edge.
[CLAMOURING.]
[SCREECHING.]
Shit! [COUNTRY MUSIC BEGINS.]
Please help me to find My true love who promised That she would be mine Goodnight, George! I ask of heaven The whole blessed seas, Please bring back my darling The love of my dreams My dreams.
I ask of heaven Please help me to find My true love who promised That she would be mine Ok.
What can I get you.
Steak.
How would you like that? Raw.
Rare? [GROWLS.]
Raw.
Ok.
Suit yourself.
Hey Wayne? Steak.
Raw.
Raw? You heard me.
That's how he ordered it.
Are we serving dobermans now? [GIGGLES.]
Order up.
( GROWLS) Mmm.
Bon apetit.
[MUMBLES.]
Beg pardon? GLASS! Easy fella! Are we gonna have a problem? Apologies.
[MUMBLES.]
Glass.
[DRIPPING.]
[CHUGGING.]
Ugh! - [GLASS SHATTERS.]
- [GASPS.]
[GROWLS.]
Where are Ok, you know what? [CLEARS THROAT.]
I think it's time that you just paid up and skedaddled.
Harkers.
Excuse me? Where are Harkers? Figures you'd be looking for those nut cases.
Weird begets weird.
Where are Harkers? Uh, they they've got a farm on the west edge of the county.
Doomsday hermits always going on about some nonsense or the other.
That'll be eight bucks.
[GROWLS.]
[LOW CHUCKLE.]
[BELL DINGS.]
[SIGN BUZZING.]
[TRAIN WHISTLE.]
Jesus H.
Christ.
[GROANING.]
- [GUN SHOTS.]
- Stop! Stop! [GUN SHOTS.]
[GUN SHOTS.]
[GROANS.]
Come on, we gotta go.
You think? Let's go.
Make sure there's one in the chamber.
Pack light, move quick.
Looks good on you.
[CLICK.]
- Take me with you! - Piss off.
Wait! [FAINT SCREECHING.]
You have to take me with you.
- [SCREECHING.]
- [BANGING.]
So much for that exit.
Ok, I can help you guys get outta here.
You know, I'm starting to think you're worth a bullet.
Woah, woah, woah, woah.
I know the terrain.
- What're they doing? - I don't know.
Oh, shit.
I know a safe place.
The vampires, they can't get there.
Crooked Falls? You know exactly how to get there? I can lead you up the mountain and get you close enough.
But you have to take me with you.
Hey, we gotta move.
Now.
Go.
Go! Go! Go! Ok, we need to split up.
What? Are you nuts? No.
It's the key that they're after.
Julius, I need you to take this and guard this with your life.
They'll never suspect you of having it.
I will.
Axel and I are gonna draw them away.
I love this plan.
You need to go with him, ok? You guys are gonna go 45 miles due east up the mountain.
We'll meet you at Crooked Falls, ok? Go.
- Ok.
- Your weapon is your friend, Doc.
Ok.
Making it easy for them? What, are you afraid of a fight? A fight? No.
Dying? A little bit.
[THUNDER ROLLS.]
One is wounded.
But they cannot hide.
That is Van Helsing blood.
Send Ivory and two sisters.
Bring the Van Helsing back alive.
Go.
You kill the rest! Your level of impulsiveness makes me question your very survival.
But the bloodshed leads this way.
Exactly so.
[INHALES.]
You guys are lucky I got you outta that building when I did.
You? You didn't do anything.
Alright, look.
Just keep on moving.
Ok, it's just up here.
Not that much further.
What? You have no goddamn clue where you're going, do you? You know what? I've had just about enough of your bullshit.
- If you keep - [SCREAMS.]
Jesus! Push him off! Push him off.
[GROANS.]
Get up! Get up, dammit! [GROWLING.]
[GUN SHOT.]
[GROWLING.]
[STRUGGLING.]
Get off! Get off! [PUNCH.]
[PUNCHING.]
[PANTING.]
Were you bit? No.
Ok.
- I think I'll be ok.
- Were you bitten? Please.
No, no, no, no, no.
[GUN SHOT.]
You had to do it.
I know.
We gotta go.
We gotta go, now.
Scarlett, you're so pretty.
[SMOOCHING.]
Mmm.
Stop.
No, I really mean it.
Yeah, so do I.
What s the problem? It's just it feels weird.
Weird? You think I'm weird? Davey, I didn't say that.
I knew it.
Knew what? Everyone said don't go out with Scary Scarlett.
Don t call me that.
Scary Scarlett.
Don't.
You.
Say it.
Fine.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
- Crazy bitch! - [SLAMS DOOR.]
Yeah, and I'm not coming back! Rough night? Because of you everyone thinks we're freaks.
You've turned me into a social outcast all because you think I need to be some great vampire killer! - Scarlett, listen - Listen?! I am done listening! Vampires aren't real, dad.
I'm done.
Scarlett! I'm not seeing them.
What if they don't take the bait? If they didn't find the blood they'll sure as shit hear you yacking.
- [GUN SHOT.]
- The hell are you doing? The whole point was for them to follow us, right? Yeah, follow.
Not find.
- [DISTANT SCREECHING.]
- Shit.
Ok, here we go.
I count three.
Watch my six.
[GUN SHOTS.]
[GUN SHOT.]
Goddammit.
What are these guys, ghosts? Worse.
[GUN SHOTS.]
- [CLANG.]
- Axel! [GUN SHOTS.]
What the hell are these bitches? They existed long before the rising.
200 years.
- Can we fight em? - Against one? I like our chances.
Three? Not so much.
Oh, that's nice.
What do you suggest we do? - [GUN SHOTS.]
- Here.
Follow me.
Hurry! [GUN SHOTS.]
What the hell are they doing? They should have slaughtered us by now.
They won't fight on hallowed ground.
You're kidding me? This cross mumbo jumbo is real? These sisters are pure evil but they still honour the dead.
[LAUGHS.]
Hey.
- Come on, I'm right here.
- Ok, ok.
- I'm right here.
- Ok, don't poke the bear.
We all know you're a tough guy.
Let's go when the going's good.
We're gonna have to settle soon.
Ask and ye shall receive.
Oh shit.
Ahhh! Gross.
Look at these idiots.
They grab this when the rising happens.
They don't go for food or water.
A lot of good it did 'em.
Woah.
Remember when this shit used to mean something? Ladies first.
[CLOSES DOOR.]
[MUNCHING.]
[SIGHS.]
You're still eating? This food is incredible.
I mean, we had chips back in my day but never these type of flavours.
I mean, who knew sour cream and onion would taste so good together? [LAUGHS.]
And Nacho? Nacho.
I don't even know what that word means.
I mean, it's like it's like ok, it's kinda like cheese.
And spicy? - And - Nacho cheese.
What? Not-yo-cheese.
Oooh! - Nacho cheese! - Yeah! [LAUGHS.]
I missed so, so much, and that's just the food! It's like time really stopped for you, huh? Yeah.
Yeah, pretty much.
Time sure hit me with a bunch of punches.
Knocked me out cold.
I guess you know all about that, right Doc? Not like you.
My darkness was always on the human side.
Breakfast.
No.
My guts are still turning from last night.
Anyway, we should stock up and hit the road.
Good thing.
[LAUGHS.]
You gotta be kidding me.
How did I miss it? Kit-Kat? Axel would be so jealous right now.
Hey, what what's the deal with you two, anyway? What do you mean? Well, you guys seem like you have a little history.
Ex-boyfriend? Something like that.
[THUNK.]
[THUNK.]
[THUNK.]
[ANIMAL NOISE.]
- Who's there? - [CREAKING.]
Hello? [OWL HOOTING.]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING.]
Dad? This isn't funny.
[ANIMAL SCREECH.]
Har-ker.
Who are you? I'm warning you, mister! Back off! Har-ker! - [GUN SHOT.]
- [GASPS.]
[GUN SHOT.]
[GASPS.]
You hesitated.
Why did you do that? That, my dear, was a vampire.
And you're gonna kill it.
[GROWLING.]
Stay calm.
Stand your ground, find your courage.
- I can't.
- You have to.
All the years, all the training, have been for this moment.
You have to do it right now.
Remember, it's not human.
That man died the second he changed.
- [GROWLS.]
- So do it! You are weak.
[SMALL LAUGH.]
More will come! And you will die.
Do it! - [GROWLING.]
- I'm sorry! [THUD.]
[SWORD CLATTERS.]
You did good, Scar.
- You did real good.
- [SOBBING.]
Your mother would be proud.
Shh.
It's ok.
[SOBBING.]
You're gonna be ok.
[SIGHS.]
Can I ask you a personal question? I guess.
How'd you get so, um kung-fu-ey? My dad.
Um yeah.
- I - He a good guy? Mmmhmm.
Mostly.
He was pretty intense.
You know, he trained me to kill vampires since I was a kid.
Way before the rising.
That must have been a lot of fun.
I mean, you could say that I I took the term mis-spent youth to another level.
[QUIET LAUGH.]
He knew.
He knew that one day they were all gonna come out of hiding.
So he knew who you really were, then? I don't know.
He never said anything to me.
At least you were prepared.
Nobody else was.
It must have taken a lot for him to give you that.
Yeah.
It cost a lot, too.
What about you? - Me? - No, no, no.
Hold on.
Let me guess.
You're an army brat, hauled all over the country, raised to do your duty.
Four generations of military, sitting around the dinner table swapping war stories, apple pie, American flags, all that shit? Yeah.
Not even close.
What? No.
Sorry.
Hold on, so Vanessa was laying on a slab for three years and you never left her.
I mean, nobody gave you orders after the rising, so No, that kind of commitment, that's that's in your blood.
Well, I'm the first person of my family to sign up for military service, I guarantee you that.
Well, something made you who you are.
What? I had a sister, too.
The way things shook out in my family, it was on me to look after her.
What happened? It was a lifetime ago, you know? I was 13.
Dropped her off at the park, the swings.
Went off and played ball with some other kids and um when I came back she was just gone.
Never saw her again.
Shit.
People, they tell you over and over again, it's not your fault, you were a kid, and blah, blah.
At the end of the day I lost her.
It was on my watch.
Sorry.
Anyway.
What about you? What you been doing all this time out there, slaying vampires all by yourself? That had to get lonely.
It's pretty great, actually.
For the first time in my life I fit in.
I know my place.
[LAUGHS.]
You don't mind a little company now, do you? Nah.
I am not cramping your style? Not yet.
[SMOOCHING.]
Mmm, umm-umm.
Hold on.
Did you you didn t, you know, Vanessa - No, no.
- Ok.
Cool.
- Not even close.
- Ok.
See? I knew that shower story was bullshit.
[GIGGLES.]
Morning.
Mmm.
How are you doing? You ok? Yeah, I'm fine.
Why? Just askin.
Just blowing off some steam.
I'm not that into you.
Oh, ok.
Well, that's good.
Phew.
I hope it's a clear day out there.
[SCREAMS.]
Shit! Shit! The sisters.
Goddammit.
They got us surrounded.
Ok.
I mean, they can't get in, but we can't get out.
[TAPPING.]
They re not going anywhere.
[TAPPING.]
- Son of a bitch.
- [BANGING.]
I'm open to suggestions if you've got any.
We're outnumbered.
There's one exit.
We're just gonna have to hope the sun breaks.
Just wait 'em out.
Lucky for me my schedule's clear.
[TAPPING CONTINUES.]
No matter how many times I check these things it's still empty.
Well, that's how it works, huh? [TAPPING.]
I swear to god I'm gonna cut that bitch's fingers off an feed them to her.
She's driving me crazy.
Sit down, save your strength.
You know what? How about you don't tell me what to do? I'm just saying.
We got no water, we got no food.
If we're gonna have to fight these things I want you at your best.
[TAPPING CONTINUES.]
Ugh.
You're annoying.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Now what? They're trying to smoke us out.
[SCRAPING.]
[COUGHING.]
I'm not gonna last long in here.
[COUGHING.]
We have no choice.
[COUGHING.]
No.
[COUGHING.]
Give me a sec.
I've got an idea.
Hurry up.
[DOOR OPENS.]
[SCREECHING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[CLANGING.]
[FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
[FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
You're strong.
Even for a Van Helsing.
I'm just getting started.
[FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
[SCREECHING.]
[FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
Join me.
Become a sister.
No thanks.
I already have a sister.
[GRUNTS.]
[CLANGING.]
[FIGHTING GRUNTS.]
[SCREECHING.]
Get off! Axel! Axel! Scarlett! [GASPING.]
Now the sisterhood is your only fate.
[CACKLES.]
Never.
[VOMITING.]
What have you done?!!! No! No! No!!!! Please please I won t let you become some hick human! No! [GROANS.]
Come on.
Let s finish this.
[SCREAMS.]
COME ON! Let her go.
Let her go! That's new.
I think it happened when Vanessa bit me.
She saved my life.
Are you sure you don't want any of these? Ugh.
Positive.
Huh.
Suit yourself.
Slow down on those things.
They re gonna make you sick.
Jesus Christ, I'm beginning to sound like my mother.
At this rate we're gonna make it to Crooked Falls before dark.
You think Scarlett and Axel are already there? I just hope Scarlett and Axel are still alive.
Mmmhmm.
[DISTANT SCREAM.]
I know that scream.
Scab.
Oh, shit! The mighty Julius.
- [GROWLS.]
- [GUN SHOTS.]
Not so mighty now.
No, stop.
Stop.
- I got this.
- Julius! - [THUD.]
- [GRUNTS.]
- [THUD.]
- [GROANS.]
You humans and your pathetic guns.
[SNAP.]
- [HISSING.]
- Wait His death is mine to take.
[GROWLING.]
[GRUNTING.]
You could have been my greatest warrior, but look at you now.
Just another human.
How's your sister doing? You guys still close? [CHOKING.]
Give it to me and I will grant you a quick death.
[CHOKING.]
Ok.
Ok.
Ok.
[WHEEZY LAUGHTER.]
Let him go you son of a bitch! [GROWLS.]
[GROANING.]
[COUGHING.]
I will take what is mine.
I will free the elder.
His gratitude will bring me great rewards and his power will lead us to victory.
Oh no! Julius Julius! JULIUS! [SOBBING.]
We can take this one to feed from.
You try and I'll rip your eyes out! [GROWLING.]
Wait! [WHIMPERING.]
No no please, no.
Beautiful.
But spoiled.
You have been turned by Vanessa.
Pity.
[GASPING.]
Your friend is dead.
No.
Shh.
Do not grieve.
He was a monstrous being.
He wasn't your monster anymore.
Vanessa made sure of that.
[SPITS.]
[CHUCKLES.]
Enough.
Go.
Tell the Van Helsing what has happened here.
Do it now.
GO! [HOWLING.]
Easy, watch your step.
You okay? Come! I just killed someone and you're asking me if I'm okay? Now get that idea out of your head right now.
It was a monster who's only purpose was to kill you, me, or anyone it crosses.
This is your purpose now, Scar, do you understand? But if he's dead why do we have to do this? Steal dead bodies? Burn the house down? This creature found us.
The other ones will, too.
And they won't stop until they get what they want, and what they want - is you.
- But I Until you're ready we need to make them think that you're dead, ok? Just get in the truck.
Where are we gonna go? Off the grid.
Continue your training, hope this day never comes again.
Is this gonna work? It has to.
Don't be scared, Scar.
I'm not scared.
I'm sad.
That's different.
Ok.
One day this will all make sense to you.
Really? You think so? Maybe not.
But you'll be ready.
Come on.
Let's go.
Come on! When Vanessa woke up after those three years she had that same look on her face.
I just thought I had it all figured out.
Nothing would surprise me anymore.
I never had any of these abilities before she bit me.
If I was cut I stayed cut.
You know what I remember? I remember my dad telling me that one day this would all make sense.
It's like the more I know the less it does.
You sound like your sister.
We have to find her.
[SLOW ACOUSTIC MUSIC BEGINS.]
We'll find her if it kills me.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray our love will always keep,