What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002) s02e09 Episode Script

1
[intense music]
tap tap tap
- Quit it!
- Sorry.
[guitar music]
tap tap tap
I told you to knock it off!
I didn't do anything.
tap tap tap
Guys?
Whoa!
[grunts]
[engine revving]
[all yelling]
bash
What's new Scooby-Doo
we're coming after you ♪
We're gonna solve
that mystery ♪
I see you Scooby-Doo ♪
The trail
leads back to you ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
We're gonna follow you ♪
You're gonna solve
that mystery ♪
We see you Scooby-Doo
we're coming after you ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
Don't look back ♪
You may find another clue ♪
Scooby snacks will be ♪
Waiting here for you ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
We're coming after you ♪
We're gonna solve
that mystery ♪
I see you Scooby-Doo ♪
The trail
leads back to you ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪
Na-na na-na na ♪
Na-na na-na na ♪
Na-na na na na-na na ♪
Na-na na-na na
na-na na-na na ♪
What's new Scooby-Doo ♪♪
[intense music]
I can't wait to get to
the Montreal rock festival.
Me, too. "Groupie Monthly"
says it's the greatest.
I created this new mp3 player.
It can hold 400,000 songs.
I call it the v-pod.
I don't see it.
So, like, where do you
plug in the headphones?
Aw, man! I knew
I forgot something.
Jeepers! Look at that.
[intense music]
Aah!
swish
[men groaning]
Wow! It's Simple Plan!
- Are you guys okay?
- I think so.
We were just on our way
to hear you play.
Well, we had a little accident
when an invisible madman decided
to hijack our tour bus.
Back up a minute.
Did you say "invisible?"
And more importantly,
did you say "madman?"
Not now, Scooby.
It's true.
I felt a hand on my shoulder.
But when I turned around,
there was no one there
'and somebody or something
was driving the bus.'
Scooby, not now.
Heck, I'm just glad
the boys are okay.
If anything happened
to them, I-I..
don't even
wanna think about it.
This is Zeke, our roadie.
Um, he's a little protective.
Man, the bus is totaled
and we have to get to that
festival tomorrow night.
Well, we could
give you a lift. Come on.
Now, what is so important?
Scooby, I'll play charades
with you later, okay?
You guys okay back there?
(in unison)
Fine.
Oh, no, the brakes!
As in, "Oh, no, the brakes
are working great?"
Better hold on, gang.
[all screaming]
[screaming continues]
Good thing we were
wearing our seat belts.
'But I wonder why my homemade
air bags didn't..'
'There they go.'
So now what are we gonna do?
Why don't we head back to that
abandoned ghost town we passed?
Like, I don't think
it was abandoned.
Population one.
The Invisible Madman!
Shaggy, would you please
quit it with that?
There's no such thing
as an invisible man.
So, like, what do we do
about all our stuff?
Just leave it to me.
Hey, how would you two like to
be honorary rock star roadies?
Heh, what do you say, Scoob?
Sounds pretty awesome to me.
Reah, roadies.
If awesome means
severe lower back pain..
then this sure is awesome.
Two miles?
[whimpers]
[groaning]
So where do we
put this stuff?
Um, well, let's see.
Not by the door.
Too cold.
Not by the fireplace.
Too warm.
And, like, not next
to the creepy guy.
Too creepy!
Finally. Guests.
You work here?
Well, my dear,
I happen to own this inn.
In fact, I own the whole town.
Huntersville.
Jack Hunter is my name.
(Daphne)
'And housekeeping's
not his game.'
I know it may not
look like much now
but I have big plans
for this little town.
Four star hotels,
drive-in movie theaters.
A water park.
A water park? Out here?
It's freezing.
Well, then, 11 months a year
we'll use it for the sleddin'.
So, like, any place around here
where we can get some food?
Yeah, there's
a diner just down..
whoosh
Alright, alright.
We don't have all night.
- What do you want?
- Uh, you're the cook?
Yeah, there's a little
employment problem in town
so I fill in where
I'm needed. Now order up.
Uh, we'll take one
of everything.
- Oh, and three of those.
- We're out of those.
Hey, since we're probably not
going to get to the gig early
maybe we should practice now.
Wow. Our very own
Simple Plan concert.
[rock music]
6 a.m. the clock is ringing ♪
I need to spend
an hour snoozing ♪
'Cause I don't think
I'm gonna.. ♪
Hey, like, what'd
you do that for?
Wasn't me.
I'm still sleepin'
watch the clock ♪
- Raggy!
- What? I didn't do it.
[both growl]
(both)
Huh?
splosh
Zoinks!
It's the Invisible Madman!
Like I'm living
the worst day ♪
Over and over again ♪♪
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
Oh!
No!
crackle crackle
[both whimpering]
Whoa!
Phew! Pancakes.
Now if only I had
some maple syrup.
crackle crackle
Even though I'm sure there's
a perfectly logical explanation
that was way scary.
At least we're all safe.
- Well, not everyone.
- Where's Jeff?
You don't think he was..
Kidnapped by
the Invisible Madman?
I was gonna say,
"Trying to get out of practice"
but that's much worse.
Okay, gang, and, uh, band
I've got a plan.
Let's split up
and look for clues.
There are footprints here
leading out into the forest.
Does an invisible man
leave footprints?
Well, there's only
one way to find out.
Thelma, Daphne,
Chuck, Pierre and I
will follow those tracks.
Shaggy, you, Scooby,
David and Seb
take a look around town
'and see if you can find
any trace of Jeff.'
- Sounds good.
- And complicated.
I'm not worried since we have
that big strong dog
on our team.
Yeah, I bet nothin'
frightens him.
[all chuckling]
Yeah, right.
- Mm!
- What?
- Oh, nothing.
- Oh, nothing.
Nothing at all.
[instrumental music]
click
Hey, this place is deserted.
I'm not so sure, Freddy.
I feel something..
Kind of, I don't know.
Uh, odd.
Hello, Velma.
(Velma)
'Gibby Norton?'
- What are you doing here?
- This is where I work.
The more important question is
what are you doing here?
Couldn't get enough
of the old Gibster?
Yeah, that's it, Gibster.
beep
Hey, don't touch that!
beep beep beep
So what kind of projects
are you working on, Gibby?
It's hi-tech computer stuff
for Mr. Hunter
but I can't tell you any more
than that. Nope. Nothin' more.
I think it's time to turn on
some of that old Velma charm.
The old Velma what?
Oh, um, hello, Gibby.
Well, you know
how much I always, uh
admired your work
and I was wondering if,
you know
your really big brain
wouldn't mind sharing just a..
little bit
of information with me.
- Please.
- Well, okay.
We're workin' on a secret
project for the military.
- Really?
- Now what do you say?
You give me some information
like your phone number?
Ew.
[instrumental music]
clang clang clang
It's coming from over here.
Where'd you learn
to do this?
Never did. But I have a good ear
for music. So I figure..
[evil laughter]
[whimpers]
Whoa! Unh!
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa!
Let's see how that madman does
against our attack dog.
Attack dog? Where?
[whimpers]
Hey, I've got an idea.
Cool. Now that we can see him,
we can get him.
Correction, like,
now that we can see him
we know how to avoid him.
Run!
[both panting]
creak
The Invisible Madman,
he took David!
I'm telling you the Invisible
Madman has to be Gibby.
I mean, he did create that
whole worm monster in Baja.
Worm monster?
Does this stuff
happen to you guys a lot?
- Too often.
- Once in a while.
What's that over there?
Wow. This place is really cute.
I'll be honest, I was expecting
moose heads on the walls.
Hey, check this out.
Hmm.
What would all this musical
equipment be doing out here?
Oh, no! Spies!
Spies? No.
We just wandered in here.
We didn't mean
to intrude, miss, uh..
I'm Eve De Lafeye!
The Montreal fashion designer.
Aah!
I take it you know who this is?
Are you kidding me?
Eve created the zipless parka
the really, really mini skirt
and the mock turtle scoop neck!
Well, it's nice
to meet an admirer.
Would you like to see
my latest design?
Would I?
I'll take that as a yes.
I call it rugged,
it's upscale elegance
'infused with
the lumberjack lifestyle.'
- Well..
- Well, uh..
It sure looks warm.
I am so glad you like it.
I have many more
ideas to show you.
Hey, someone's
workin' on our tour bus.
[drill whirring]
Oh, hey, Seb, I found a mechanic
to help us get back on the road.
You boys mind
not standin' there?
Uh, sorry, Mr. Mechanic Guy.
Didn't mean
to block your light.
Actually, you're in my drip pan.
It sure is fishy
the way that guy
keeps showin' up all over town.
Yeah.
Hey, we sure are glad
to see you guys.
We ran into
the Invisible Madman.
And he kidnapped David.
It seems that our mystery isn't
as random as we thought.
This invisible intruder
is specifically
targeting the guys in the band.
(Gibby)
'Velma! Velma!'
- Hey, like, isn't that..
- Unfortunately.
Hey, Velma,
I have something I think
you might be interested in.
It's a videotape
of the Invisible Madman.
I shot it myself.
Gibby, how can you
have a videotape
of something that's invisible?
Well, come back to my place,
and I'll show you.
I thought we could
get some popcorn
maybe some cheese dip.
(Velma)
Oh, that's it.
Gibby has to be
the Invisible Madman.
Please? Please?
But if Gibby's it, then who's
driving that snow plow?
Run!
[dramatic music]
[all screaming]
[intense music]
[all grunting]
Oh..
(all)
'No, Scoob!
Stop, Scooby!'
[chuckles]
Sorry.
Is everyone okay?
Something tells me they're not.
(both)
Help! Help! Help!
Oh, no! Chuck and Seb!
But that means
I'm the only one left.
Well, have you ever thought
about a solo career?
He he. Just asking.
I don't get it.
I was sure it was Gibby.
But he was there when
the Invisible Madman showed up.
But so was Zeke
and that jack-of-all-trades.
Then it couldn't be any of them.
The only one who
hasn't been around
when the Invisible Madman
attacked
is Eve De Lafeye.
Okay, Velma.
You, Daphne,
and Shaggy and Pierre
go back to Eve's cabin
and see what you can find.
What about Scooby?
I've got a special job for him.
- Oh?
- Okay, Scoob.
See if you can
pick up the scent.
sniff sniff sniff
Oh, boy!
Wait for me!
I meant the scent
of the Invisible Madman.
Oh.
sniff sniff sniff
knock knock
So, couldn't stay away from
my yummy designs, could you?
Actually, we were
wondering about
your whereabouts
for the past two hours
when we were attacked
by the Invisible Madman?
What? I don't know
anything about a--
And what would this be?
[gasps]
That's nothing.
Hey, I can see myself.
Check it outor not.
(Daphne)
'The Invisible Madman
has Pierre!'
But that's impossible.
Eve was supposed
to be the Invisible Mad..
(Daphne)
'Hey! What happened
to the lights?'
He's gone.
sniff sniff sniff
What is it, Scooby?
[grunts]
[evil laughter]
[grunts]
[whimpers]
snap
splosh
[growling]
Oh.
(Fred)
'Huh? Hey!'
What is that?
Five Skull Fire Sauce.
We didn't have smelling salts.
So I had to improvise.
How did I get here?
It was all thanks
to Scooby-Doo.
clank
What's that sound?
Hey, like,
we heard that earlier.
Coming from that safe.
Ugh! There's no way.
That's gotta be two feet thick
with titanium casing
and a magnetic--
Ahem. Excuse me.
This one looks tough.
Better use the platinum card.
- Whoa.
- Thanks for rescuing us.
No problem.
Now did you get a good look
at the Invisible Madman
when he trapped you in there?
Well, no, actually,
because he was, you know.
Oh. Invisible. Right.
Zeke, Jack Hunter, Gibby and Eve
all have perfectly good alibis.
So where does that leave us?
With the answer to this mystery.
The only thing left to do
is capture the madman.
And I've got a simple plan.
Since the Invisible Madman
has been targeting you guys
all you have to do is start
playing and he'll show up.
No way. We're not
gonna be live bait.
Ha ha ha.
I knew I liked you guys.
Yeah.
Um, would you do it
for some Scooby Snax?
- Scooby Snax?
- What are those?
- Yuck!
- Dog treats?
Let's do it!
One, two, three, four!
[rock music]
[music stops]
Okay, Fred, like, now would be
a good time for your trap!
- 'Got him!'
- 'But what if he doesthat?'
Then there's always
the old standby.
Run!
[rock music]
Maybe ♪
I'm just not
good enough for you ♪
And maybe ♪
I just don't wanna be
like you ♪
And maybe
I just don't wanna know ♪
How low
you're ready to go ♪
I'm not gonna change ♪
You can't make me ♪
Whoa you don't you don't ♪
You don't you don't ♪
You don't mean
anything to me ♪
You don't you don't
you don't you don't ♪
You don't mean
anything to me ♪
You're what
I never wanna be ♪
Tell me ♪
Does it feel good
to be like you ♪
And tell me ♪
Why should I
waste my time with you ♪
'Cause maybe you always
bring me down ♪
I'm sick of
being pushed around ♪
I'm not gonna change ♪
You can't make me ♪
Whoa you don't you don't
you don't you don't ♪
You don't mean
anything to me ♪
You don't you don't
you don't you don't ♪
You don't mean
anything to me ♪
You're what
I never wanna be ♪♪
(all)
Zeke Zillion?
But, like, I thought
that toady of a roadie
had an airtight alibi.
He did. In fact,
everyone here did.
And that's when it dawned on me.
The Invisible Madman had
to be more than one person.
That's right.
Gibby was working
for Jack's company
and they had a secret
military contract
to invent this invisible
camouflage suit.
And Eve used her fashion skill
to make the reflective
cloth they needed.
So, like, everyone did it?
Precisely. But what
I wanna know is why?
Because we have a band too.
We thought if we got
Simple Plan out of the way
we could replace them
at the festival in Montreal.
Hit it, guys.
[off-key music]
What do you think
of that fat groove, Velma?
Oh, brother.
Well, you blokes,
I'd say we rock.
The only rock your gang should
learn is the jailhouse rock.
[imitates Elvis]
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
[cheering]
[rock music]
Oh, no!
It's the Invisible Madman!
chomp
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
[theme music]