Goof Troop (1992) s02e10 Episode Script
Goofin' Up the Social Ladder
1
♪♪
AH-HYUCK.
H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
YES!
BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪
YEAH ♪
YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
REPOR
TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪
WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
GAWRSH.
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
NOW WE'RE CALLING
EVERYONE ♪
COME ALONG
AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
REPORT TO
THE GOOF TROOP ♪
LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[PETE] HE'S GONNA DO IT,
I TELL YOU!
[PJ] NO WAY!
I REALLY LOVE THIS!
IT IS SO GROSS!
IT'S GONNA BE A NEW RECORD!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
GO FOR IT!
RALPH! RALPH! RALPH!
OH HO!
DON'T TELL ME!
WE'RE WATCHING
GOONTOWN GLADIATORS AGAIN.
IT'S GROSSERAMA II, PEG-UMS.
IT'S THE MIGHTY
RALPH, MOMMY!
YEAH. HE'S GOING FOR
HIS FIFTH STRAIGH
INTERNATIONAL
BELCHIN' TITLE, MOM.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME,
SWEET ROLL.
HE'S GONNA MELT A WINDSHIELD
OF A SEMI AT 50 FEET!
OH, LUCKY ME.
[RALPH]
URRRRPPP!
HE DID IT! HE DID IT!
HE DID IT!
WAY TO BELCH, BUD!
LOOK! THE REFEREE'S
GOING TO FAINT AGAIN.
RALPH! RALPH! HEY!
ENOUGH
IS ENOUGH!
BUT, POTATO BUG,
IT'S NOT OVER YET!
I REFUSE
TO JUST STAND HERE
AND LET YOU
TURN YOURSELVES
INTO ZOMBIES.
UH-OH.
UH-OH.
YOU'RE ON ONE OF THOSE
HIGH SOCIETY KICKS AGAIN,
AREN'T YOU, SUGAR JET?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH WANTING
A LITTLE REFINEMEN
AND UPWARD MOBILITY?
AT LEAS
HIGH SOCIETY
DOESN'T HAVE
ANY REGURGITATING
GLADIATORS.
I KNEW IT.
WHY DON'T WE ALL
GO TO A MUSEUM
OR THE OPERA?
GROSS!
GROSS!
BUT, LIP GLOSS,
WE WANT TO WATCH TV.
YEAH, MOM!
THE GROSSERAMA
IS PLENTY REFINED.
THE NEXT WINDOW RALPH MELTS
IS GONNA BE STAINED GLASS.
ALL RIGHT. YOU WAN
TO WATCH TV,
THEN WE WATCH
SOMETHING CLASSY.
HELLO, MR. AND MRS.
SPOONERVILLE.
I'M HARMEN BLEACH,
WELCOME TO THE LIFESTYLES
OF THE UP AND CRUSTY.
AAH! ANYTHING
BUT THAT CLOWN!
PETER, BE CAREFUL!
[TV EXPLODES]
UH, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO PUSH ALL
THE BUTTONS AT ONCEM SIR.
OHH! WELL, ISN'
THIS JUST AWFUL?
NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO
DO SOMETHING ELSE
WITH YOUR TIME,
LIKE READ A BOOK!
NOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S EATING YOU, PEG.
WE'RE NOT EXACTLY THE
HIGHFALUTIN TYPE, YA KNOW.
OH, YEAH? SAYS WHOM?
WELL, I DON'T SEE YOU
HOBNOBBING
WITH OLD LADY WILLOUGHBY
AND THOSE SNOBS
UP ON SOUTH HILL.
THERE'S
NOTHING STOPPING ME
BUT A CERTAIN
PIGHEADED RV SALESMAN
WHO DOESN'T KNOW A DOILY
FROM A DIP STICK.
OH, THOSE PHONIES WOULDN'
HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THE LIKES OF YOU.
YOU WOULDN'T CARE
TO MAKE A LITTLE WAGER
ON THAT, WOULD YOU?
[GASP] I COULDN'T MAKE A BE
WITH MY OWN WIFE.
WHAT'S THE PITCH?
I MANAGE TO GET COZY
WITH HIGH SOCIETY,
YOU HAVE TO PUT ON
SOME COUTH.
I CAN'T DO IT,
YOU ARE KING
OF THE TV CONTROLS.
IT'S A DEAL.
ALL RIGHT, BIG MOUTH,
JUST HOW ARE YOU
GOING TO GE
THE FAMOUS
MRS. WILLOUGHBY'S
ATTENTION?
[GOOFY HUMMING]
SORRY
TO BOTHER YOU, PEG,
BUT PETEY BOY
SOLD ME THIS HOSE,
AND I THINK IT MIGH
BE DEFLECTIVE.
UH, YOU MIGHT NOT WAN
TO JUST UP AND TELL PETER
THAT STRAIGHT OUT.
THE BEST WAY TO GE
SOMETHING SETTLED
IS FACE TO FIST--
UH, I MEAN FACE TO FACE.
AH-HYUCK!
[GASP] YOU'RE RIGHT!
BEARD THE LION IN HER MANSION,
FACE TO FACE, NOSE TO NOSE!
OH! I'M SO HAPPY,
I COULD KISS SOMEONE.
GAWRSH!
THANKS, GOOFY!
WISH ME LUCK!
BREAK A LEG!
WH-WH-WHOA!
UH, HELLO. I'M--
ARE YOU HERE TO REPAIR
THE SPRINKLERS?
UH, NO. HA HA HA! NO.
I'D LIKE TO SEE, AH,
MRS. WILLOUGHBY.
IF YOU'RE NOT HERE
TO FIX THE SPRINKLERS,
YOU MAY GO AWAY!
BESIDES, MRS. WILLOUGHBY
SEES NO ONE
WHEN SHE'S PREPARING
FOR AN AFTERNOON TEA.
THAT'S THAT.
BUT I--
ARE NOT INVITED!
GO NOW. AU REVOIR!
GO, GO, GO!
WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS,
THE WIZARD OF OZ?
ALL'S FAIR IN WAR
AND HIGH SOCIETY.
[GRUNTING]
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
I WEAR FAT CLOTHES.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE
THE POWER OF A WOMAN
WHO REFUSES TO ADMI
SHE NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT.
[DOGS BARKING]
AAH!
[ARF ARF ARF]
SCAT! BEAT IT, YOU MUTTS,
OR I'LL REALLY FLATTEN
THOSE NOSES.
YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
[GRRR]
[HUMMING]
[TIRES SCREECH]
OH! I AM SO MAD,
I COULD KILL SOMEONE.
PEG,
YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN.
YOU SHOULD TRY
WATERING THE LAWN.
AH-HYUCK!
IT'S VERY RELAXING.
I'D INSTALL SPRINKLERS,
BUT THEY WOULDN'
BE THE SA--
WH-WH-WH-WH-WHOA!
OH! AHH! AHH! OH!
SPRINKLERS? THAT'S IT!
OH!
OH, GOOFY,
YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME!
PASSIONATE, ISN'T SHE?
AH-HYUCK!
[GOOFY] OH, GAWRSH, PEG,
YOU REALLY THINK
THIS'LL WORK?
TRUST ME, GOOFY.
[DISGUISING VOICE] WE'RE
HERE TO FIX THE SPRINKLERS!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DISGUISE
YOUR VOICE. I DO.
YOU'RE EARLY.
UH, RIGHT.
EARLY'S THE NAME.
MR. EARLY SPRINKLERS.
ENTREZ.
NICE TO MEET YOU, ANDRE.
MUST BE FRENCH.
[PEG] NOW YOU ACT BUSY,
AND I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
OKEY-DOKE.
IT'S SHOWTIME! AHA-HA-HA!
OH, GREAT!
IT'S MR. FRIENDLY
FOREIGN RELATIONS.
[GROWLING, BARKING]
NOT YOU AGAIN!
[BARKING]
WHAA-HO-HO-HOO!
[PANTING]
OOH-HOO-HOO! YIPES!
[WHISTLING]
[PEG] PSST! PSST!
Goofy!
PEG! I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THIS WAS A TEA PARTY,
NOT A TREE PARTY. AH-HYUCK!
GOOFY! THOSE DOGS
TOOK MY DRESS!
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!
NO PROBLEM.
I'M GREAT WITH DOGS.
SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE
I'M ONE OF THE FAMILY.
[BARKING]
WH-WH-WH-WHOA!
IF HE CAN JUST KEEP
THOSE TIRE BITERS
BUSY FOR A MINUTE.
ALMOST!
[DOGS GROWLING]
WHEW! GOOD RIDDANCE.
[GROWLING]
WHAT, DO I SMELL LIKE
PORK CHOPS OR SOMETHING?
MY GOODNESS! WHAT IS
ALL THIS RACKET?
OH! MRS. WILLOUGHBY!
WELL, IT ISN'T VERY OFTEN
I FIND MY GUESTS FOR TEA
IN THE KITCHEN.
ALTHOUGH I CAN'T QUITE
REMEMBER INVITING YOU.
BUT MY GUEST LISTS
ARE SO LONG THESE DAYS.
I CAN EXPLAIN,
MRS. WILLOUGHBY, HONEST.
NO NEED TO EXPLAIN, DEAR.
IT'S PERFECTLY
OBVIOUS TO ME.
IT IS?
OF COURSE.
I MUST HAVE
INVITED YOU TO TEA
BECAUSE YOU'RE
A WESTCHESTER
PUG LOVER, TOO.
[BARKING]
AH HA HA! LOVE THEM?
I ADORE THEM! HA HA HA!
[GASP] MADAME!
THAT WOMAN, SHE--
IT'S ALL RIGHT, HERCULE.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.
AH, OUI. BUT,
MRS. WILLOUGHBY--
YOU JUST SEE THAT MY BABIES
STAY OUT OF TROUBLE
WHILE I INTRODUCE, UH
PEG.
PEG! YES, UH,
TO THE GIRLS.
NICE LITTLE DOGGIES?
[HERCULE]
AAH!
[DOGS BARK AND SNARL]
HERCULE LOVES
MY DARLING PUPPIES.
AH HA HA!
WHO COULD RESIST THEM?
[HERCULE SCREAMS]
MRS. WILLOUGHBY,
I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME.
IT WAS WONDERFUL
HAVING ANOTHER DOG
LOVER FOR A CHANGE.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO FRIDAY!
AH HA! F-FRIDAY?
WHAT'S HAPPENING FRIDAY?
OH! DON'T BE SILLY.
THAT'S WHEN I'LL BE
COMING TO YOUR MANSION
FOR LUNCHEON.
MY MANSION?
LUNCHEON?
CERTAINLY.
YOU KNOW THE RULES
OF OUR LADIES' CLUB.
THE NEWEST MEMBER
ALWAYS HAS A LUNCHEON
FOR THE PRESIDEN
AFTER HER FIRST TEA.
AH! I CAN'T WAIT!
GOODBYE.
YES! GOOD--MY DEAR.
YES! I--
I CAN'T WAIT, EITHER!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO TURN THIS
INTO A MANSION
BY FRIDAY?
[MUNCHING]
GEE, GRAHAM CRACKERS,
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA
LOSE OUR BET! HA HA HA!
LISTEN, MR. TILL DEATH
DO US PART,
I ALREADY WON THE BET.
MRS. WILLOUGHBY LOVES ME!
NOW YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE UP
TO YOUR PART OF THE BARGAIN
AND MAKE SURE SHE
KEEPS ON LOVING ME. SEE?
[GULP]
WHATEVER YOU SAY, POP TOP.
GAWRSH, PETEY, I DON'T KNOW
IF THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
THAT'S WHY I'M DOING
THE THINKING, GOOFY.
NOW BUTTON IT UP!
LIGHTS, CAMERA
TRACTION!
DRAKE, THANK YOU
FOR MY NEW MANSION.
IT'S LOVELY.
I WANTED TO GET YOU SOMETHING
THAT WOULD LAST AS LONG
AS OUR LOVE, DIAMOND.
HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING?
[PETE]
WE HAVE TO MOVE
THE SET, LADY.
NOW, THE PURPOSE OF
THIS PRACTICE LUNCHEON
IS TO PERFECT OUR
HIGH-SOCIETY ETIQUETTE
BEFORE MRS. WILLOUGHBY
ARRIVES THIS AFTERNOON.
[NARRRATOR]
AHEM!
THE HOW-TOs OF ETIQUETTE.
NOTHING SHOWS
REFINEMENT AND DELICACY
OF SENTIMENT LIKE--"
HEY! WE HAVEN'
GOT ALL DAY!
SORRY. AHEM.
CHAPTER 1--TABLE MANNERS.
PERSONAL HYGIENE
IS BETTER LEF
OUT OF THE DINING ROOM.
WHOOPS! SORRY.
AND WE DO NOT PLAY
WITH OUR FOOD.
AW, PHOOEY!
REMEMBER,
THE FINGER BOWL
IS FOR FINGERS ONLY.
[BUBBLING]
MAKING BUBBLES
IN ANY BEVERAGE
IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE!
AND AS HOSTESS,
NEVER, EVER FORGE
WHAT'S IN THE OVEN.
[PEG]
WHAA-HOO-HOO!
OH, HOO HOO!
[COUGHING]
I HOPE HIGH SOCIETY
LIKES CHARRED FOOD
THE WAY
US COMMON FOLK DO.
HERE'S A LIST.
YOU'VE GOT TO GET ME
EVERYTHING I NEED,
AND YOU'VE GO
TO MAKE IT QUICK.
OH, PEG, I SAY LET'S
FORGET THE WHOLE THING!
AND WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO TIMING THE REST OF YOUR
LIFE WITH A STOP WATCH?
I SAY, "OUT OF MY WAY!"
I DON'T SEE
WHY THEY CAN'T EA
COMMON STUFF
WITH PRESERVATIVES
LIKE THE REST OF US
INSTEAD OF ALL THIS
RIDICULOUS AND FANCY JUNK.
WE'RE GONNA EA
THIS YUPPIE LETTUCE?
I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT!
I'D BETTER GET A BITE TO EAT.
ONE NEVER KNOWS WHAT PEG
WILL BE SERVING FOR LUNCHEON.
[BOWLING PINS CRASH]
STEE-RIKE! HA HA!
[HORN HONKS]
MOVE IT OR MILK IT,
YA HACKSAW!
DA-OOH! I'LL NEVER
MAKE IT BACK IN TIME,
AND I STILL HAVE
ONE MORE STOP!
TIME FOR TURBO REVERSE!
YAH!
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA HAFTA WATCH
WHERE YOU'RE GOIN', LADY!
AND I THOUGHT KING KONG
WAS ONLY IN THE MOVIES.
NOW ARE YOU SURE
YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE
THE FINGER SANDWICHES?
SURE! AH-HYUCK!
[HUMMING]
DOWN TO ONE LAST DETAIL.
AW, PEGSTER,
YOU COVERED UP MY FACE.
UH-HUH, EXACTLY.
WE DON'T WANT TO FRIGHTEN
THE LADY SENSELESS.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
I'M MRS. WILLOUGHBY.
I BELIEVE I'M EXPECTED.
AH-HYUCK!
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
WELCOME, AND PLEASE,
DO COME IN.
OH! MRS. WILLOUGHBY,
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
OH, MY GOSH! NOT HER AGAIN!
THIS IS MY HUSBAND PETER.
AH, UH,
HI, HOW YA DOIN'?
I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE
EVER SEEN YOU BEFORE
IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE
AT THE MARKET.
THAT WASN'T ME.
HMMHOW DO YOU DO?
EHH, UH, HEH, HEH, HEH
CARE FOR
A FINGER SANDWICH?
WHY, THANK YOU.
TRIED TO MAKE 'EM LOOK
AS MUCH LIKE REAL FINGERS
AS POSSIBLE.
AAH! WELL, YOU
CERTAINLY SUCCEEDED.
I'LL THINK I'LL
SAVE ROOM FOR LUNCH.
GOOFY, PLEASE!
OH, RIGHT.
I'LL GET THE PUNCH.
NOW WHERE'D
I PUT THE PUNCH BOWL?
AH-HYUCK!
RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE!
HA HA!
[BUBBLING]
BETTER RINSE IT OUT.
HI! I'M PISTOL!
I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE NICE TO YOU!
HA HA! PISTOL.
HA HA.
IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT, PEG.
I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS.
WHY'S YOUR HAIR BLUE?
HOW OLD ARE YOU? I'M ALMOST 5!
HA HA HA HA!
PISTOL, PLEASE!
PLEASE WHAT, MOMMY?
MAY I HAVE THAT NECKLACE
WHEN YOU DIE?
[LAUGHING]
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. AH!
HA HA. THAT'S
QUITE ENOUGH, PISTOL--
HA HA--DARLING!
DON'T WORRY.
SOON
SHE'LL BE OLD ENOUGH FOR
BOARDING SCHOOL.
AH, Y-Y-YES. GOOFY!
RIGHT!
I'LL GET THE SOUP!
FORTUNATELY,
MOST BOARDING SCHOOLS
ARE HALF A WORLD AWAY.
HA HA HA! I LIKE THIS
HIGH SOCIETY STUFF.
THE FISH ARE BITING!
OOPS!
AAH!
SOUP'S ON!
WHOA!
OOH!
OOH!
CRACKERS, ANYONE?
[LAUGHING]
OH, HO-HO, YEAH.
SHE'S GONE.
AH-HYUCK! AH-HYUCK!
AH-HA HA HA!
MRS. WILLOUGHBY,
I APOLOGIZE.
HA HA! OH, PEG,
DON'T WORRY, DEAR.
I'VE HAD AN ABSOLUTELY
SPLENDID AFTERNOON.
I HAVEN'T LAUGHED
THIS MUCH IN YEARS!
MOST OF MY FRIENDS
ARE SUCH SNOBS!
I SIMPLY MUST INVITE YOU
TO PARTICIPATE IN THE
UPPER CRUST LADIES'
TENNIS TOURNAMENT.
ALL YOU'LL NEED
TO PARTICIPATE
IS A LADIES' PAIR
TO SPONSOR
FOR THE DOUBLES MATCH.
THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM,
WILL IT?
NO, NOT AT ALL.
SEE YOU THEN. BYE-BYE.
GOODBYE.
AH, UH, BYE-BYE,
MRS. WILLOUGHBY.
SOUH, TENNIS, ANYONE?
OH, NO.
UH-UH, NO WAY.
NOTHIN' DOIN'!
UH-UH!
NOW REMEMBER, LADIES!
"A PLEASANT,
CONGENIAL ATTITUDE
ON THE TENNIS COURTS
IS PARAMOUNT TO EVERYONE'S
ENJOYMENT OF THE GAME."
HA HA!
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
FORGET WHAT?
[MAX] WHOA!
[PJ] WAY COOL!
[MAX WOLF-WHISTLES]
LADIES, YOU ARE STYLIN'!
GAWRSH! THANKS!
HEH HEH HEH.
HERE'S YOUR EQUIPMENT.
NOW, BOYS,
IF I'M GOING TO CONTINUE
TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION,
MRS. WILLOUGHBY
SHOULD W-I-N,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
WE GOTCHA, MRS. P.
MRS. WILLOUGHBY,
I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET MS. GOOFINA--
AH-HYUCK! HELLO.
AND MS. PETUNIA.
PLEASED TO MEET SOMEONE
I'VE ABSOLUTELY
NEVER SEEN BEFORE
IN MY SHORT,
FEMININE LIFE.
AH! OOH LA LA!
NAH, IMPOSSIBLE.
THE FIRST GAME
IS LADIES' DOUBLES,
AND THE FIRST SERVE
GOES TO THE LOVELY
MS. PETUNIA.
I'D LIKE TO SERVE THAT GUY
A KNUCKLE SANDWICH.
[HERCULE]
OOH, NICE FORM!
TRY THIS FORM,
FRENCH FRY!
I GOT IT!
UGH!
I GOT IT!
OW!
I GOT IT!
STOP!
[GOOFY]
I GOT IT!
DRATS!
YIPPEE!
I GOT THIS ONE!
YAAH-HOO-HOO!
OUCH.
I DON'T THINK OUR DADS
NEED HELP LOSIN'.
BUT WE GOTTA TRY OU
OUR NEW EXTEND-ALL
TENNIS TURBO SERVER.
COME ON.
WHERE'S THE GOLF CART?
I LEFT IT RUNNING RIGHT THERE.
[PJ AND MAX]
YAAHHHH!
COME ON, GOOFINA,
WE GOTTA GET SERIOUS.
WHAT IS IT, PETUNIA?
DOES LOSING BOTHER YOU?
ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME
EVERYTHING YOU GOT!
HEY! WHAT--
[QUACKING]
DUCK!
THAT WAS A DUCK!
YOU'RE FANTASTIC,
MRS. WILLOUGHBY.
YES, I STILL
GOT THE MOVES.
THIS ISN'T A SOCIAL, LADIES.
WE'VE GO
A TOURNAMENT TO PLAY!
IT'S JUST A GAME,
PETE-TUNIA!
JUST QUI
THE CHIT-CHAT AND SERVE.
YEOW!
I GOT IT!
HOLD ON! GOT IT!
AH-HYUCK!
GO LEFT!
BACK UP!
GET OFF OF ME, YOU--
WH-WH-WH-WHOA!
THE SCORE IS 15
LOVE!
WHY, I OUGHTA
OH, NO. BE CAREFUL,
MY LITTLE CABBAGE ROLL!
YAAAHH!
STOP!
WAIT! COME BACK!
COME ON BACK!
HEY, COME ON, SLOW DOWN!
HIT THE BRAKES!
HO-KAY, I'M READY.
WHOA-WHA!
UH-OH!
YAAH-HOO-HOO!
AAHHHH!
STOP!
LOOK OUT!
OH! TSK-TSK-TSK!
[SIGH] I DIDN'
KNOW BREAKING
INTO HIGH SOCIETY
WAS GOING TO BE
SO PAINFUL.
OH, MY DEAR PEG,
THE UPPER CRUST NEEDS
SHAKING UP NOW AND THEN,
AND YOU ARE
SO GOOD AT IT!
AND I HAVE THE PERFEC
THING FOR US TO DO NEXT.
MY BROTHER'S AT THE
PERFORMING ARTS ACADEMY.
HE TEACHES
WOMEN'S BALLET!
IS THAT SO?
OH, NO. NO, NO.
I KNOW I LOOK GOOD
IN A TUTU, BUT UH-UH!
NOT THIS! NO WAY!
OH, PLEEEASE!
NOOOOO!
OH, NO, NO, DON'T RUN,
MY SWEET PETUNIA!
COME BACK TO ME,
MON AMI PETUNIA!
I LOVE ZE BALLET!
I'M GOING TO
PIROUETTE, PLIE,
POSITION NUMBER 1.
WATCH ME! I CAN DANCE!
I CAN DANCE!
♪♪
AH-HYUCK.
H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
YES!
BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪
YEAH ♪
YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
REPOR
TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪
WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
GAWRSH.
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
NOW WE'RE CALLING
EVERYONE ♪
COME ALONG
AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
REPORT TO
THE GOOF TROOP ♪
LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[PETE] HE'S GONNA DO IT,
I TELL YOU!
[PJ] NO WAY!
I REALLY LOVE THIS!
IT IS SO GROSS!
IT'S GONNA BE A NEW RECORD!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
GO FOR IT!
RALPH! RALPH! RALPH!
OH HO!
DON'T TELL ME!
WE'RE WATCHING
GOONTOWN GLADIATORS AGAIN.
IT'S GROSSERAMA II, PEG-UMS.
IT'S THE MIGHTY
RALPH, MOMMY!
YEAH. HE'S GOING FOR
HIS FIFTH STRAIGH
INTERNATIONAL
BELCHIN' TITLE, MOM.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME,
SWEET ROLL.
HE'S GONNA MELT A WINDSHIELD
OF A SEMI AT 50 FEET!
OH, LUCKY ME.
[RALPH]
URRRRPPP!
HE DID IT! HE DID IT!
HE DID IT!
WAY TO BELCH, BUD!
LOOK! THE REFEREE'S
GOING TO FAINT AGAIN.
RALPH! RALPH! HEY!
ENOUGH
IS ENOUGH!
BUT, POTATO BUG,
IT'S NOT OVER YET!
I REFUSE
TO JUST STAND HERE
AND LET YOU
TURN YOURSELVES
INTO ZOMBIES.
UH-OH.
UH-OH.
YOU'RE ON ONE OF THOSE
HIGH SOCIETY KICKS AGAIN,
AREN'T YOU, SUGAR JET?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH WANTING
A LITTLE REFINEMEN
AND UPWARD MOBILITY?
AT LEAS
HIGH SOCIETY
DOESN'T HAVE
ANY REGURGITATING
GLADIATORS.
I KNEW IT.
WHY DON'T WE ALL
GO TO A MUSEUM
OR THE OPERA?
GROSS!
GROSS!
BUT, LIP GLOSS,
WE WANT TO WATCH TV.
YEAH, MOM!
THE GROSSERAMA
IS PLENTY REFINED.
THE NEXT WINDOW RALPH MELTS
IS GONNA BE STAINED GLASS.
ALL RIGHT. YOU WAN
TO WATCH TV,
THEN WE WATCH
SOMETHING CLASSY.
HELLO, MR. AND MRS.
SPOONERVILLE.
I'M HARMEN BLEACH,
WELCOME TO THE LIFESTYLES
OF THE UP AND CRUSTY.
AAH! ANYTHING
BUT THAT CLOWN!
PETER, BE CAREFUL!
[TV EXPLODES]
UH, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO PUSH ALL
THE BUTTONS AT ONCEM SIR.
OHH! WELL, ISN'
THIS JUST AWFUL?
NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO
DO SOMETHING ELSE
WITH YOUR TIME,
LIKE READ A BOOK!
NOW, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S EATING YOU, PEG.
WE'RE NOT EXACTLY THE
HIGHFALUTIN TYPE, YA KNOW.
OH, YEAH? SAYS WHOM?
WELL, I DON'T SEE YOU
HOBNOBBING
WITH OLD LADY WILLOUGHBY
AND THOSE SNOBS
UP ON SOUTH HILL.
THERE'S
NOTHING STOPPING ME
BUT A CERTAIN
PIGHEADED RV SALESMAN
WHO DOESN'T KNOW A DOILY
FROM A DIP STICK.
OH, THOSE PHONIES WOULDN'
HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THE LIKES OF YOU.
YOU WOULDN'T CARE
TO MAKE A LITTLE WAGER
ON THAT, WOULD YOU?
[GASP] I COULDN'T MAKE A BE
WITH MY OWN WIFE.
WHAT'S THE PITCH?
I MANAGE TO GET COZY
WITH HIGH SOCIETY,
YOU HAVE TO PUT ON
SOME COUTH.
I CAN'T DO IT,
YOU ARE KING
OF THE TV CONTROLS.
IT'S A DEAL.
ALL RIGHT, BIG MOUTH,
JUST HOW ARE YOU
GOING TO GE
THE FAMOUS
MRS. WILLOUGHBY'S
ATTENTION?
[GOOFY HUMMING]
SORRY
TO BOTHER YOU, PEG,
BUT PETEY BOY
SOLD ME THIS HOSE,
AND I THINK IT MIGH
BE DEFLECTIVE.
UH, YOU MIGHT NOT WAN
TO JUST UP AND TELL PETER
THAT STRAIGHT OUT.
THE BEST WAY TO GE
SOMETHING SETTLED
IS FACE TO FIST--
UH, I MEAN FACE TO FACE.
AH-HYUCK!
[GASP] YOU'RE RIGHT!
BEARD THE LION IN HER MANSION,
FACE TO FACE, NOSE TO NOSE!
OH! I'M SO HAPPY,
I COULD KISS SOMEONE.
GAWRSH!
THANKS, GOOFY!
WISH ME LUCK!
BREAK A LEG!
WH-WH-WHOA!
UH, HELLO. I'M--
ARE YOU HERE TO REPAIR
THE SPRINKLERS?
UH, NO. HA HA HA! NO.
I'D LIKE TO SEE, AH,
MRS. WILLOUGHBY.
IF YOU'RE NOT HERE
TO FIX THE SPRINKLERS,
YOU MAY GO AWAY!
BESIDES, MRS. WILLOUGHBY
SEES NO ONE
WHEN SHE'S PREPARING
FOR AN AFTERNOON TEA.
THAT'S THAT.
BUT I--
ARE NOT INVITED!
GO NOW. AU REVOIR!
GO, GO, GO!
WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS,
THE WIZARD OF OZ?
ALL'S FAIR IN WAR
AND HIGH SOCIETY.
[GRUNTING]
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
I WEAR FAT CLOTHES.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE
THE POWER OF A WOMAN
WHO REFUSES TO ADMI
SHE NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT.
[DOGS BARKING]
AAH!
[ARF ARF ARF]
SCAT! BEAT IT, YOU MUTTS,
OR I'LL REALLY FLATTEN
THOSE NOSES.
YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
[GRRR]
[HUMMING]
[TIRES SCREECH]
OH! I AM SO MAD,
I COULD KILL SOMEONE.
PEG,
YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN.
YOU SHOULD TRY
WATERING THE LAWN.
AH-HYUCK!
IT'S VERY RELAXING.
I'D INSTALL SPRINKLERS,
BUT THEY WOULDN'
BE THE SA--
WH-WH-WH-WH-WHOA!
OH! AHH! AHH! OH!
SPRINKLERS? THAT'S IT!
OH!
OH, GOOFY,
YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME!
PASSIONATE, ISN'T SHE?
AH-HYUCK!
[GOOFY] OH, GAWRSH, PEG,
YOU REALLY THINK
THIS'LL WORK?
TRUST ME, GOOFY.
[DISGUISING VOICE] WE'RE
HERE TO FIX THE SPRINKLERS!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DISGUISE
YOUR VOICE. I DO.
YOU'RE EARLY.
UH, RIGHT.
EARLY'S THE NAME.
MR. EARLY SPRINKLERS.
ENTREZ.
NICE TO MEET YOU, ANDRE.
MUST BE FRENCH.
[PEG] NOW YOU ACT BUSY,
AND I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
OKEY-DOKE.
IT'S SHOWTIME! AHA-HA-HA!
OH, GREAT!
IT'S MR. FRIENDLY
FOREIGN RELATIONS.
[GROWLING, BARKING]
NOT YOU AGAIN!
[BARKING]
WHAA-HO-HO-HOO!
[PANTING]
OOH-HOO-HOO! YIPES!
[WHISTLING]
[PEG] PSST! PSST!
Goofy!
PEG! I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THIS WAS A TEA PARTY,
NOT A TREE PARTY. AH-HYUCK!
GOOFY! THOSE DOGS
TOOK MY DRESS!
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!
NO PROBLEM.
I'M GREAT WITH DOGS.
SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE
I'M ONE OF THE FAMILY.
[BARKING]
WH-WH-WH-WHOA!
IF HE CAN JUST KEEP
THOSE TIRE BITERS
BUSY FOR A MINUTE.
ALMOST!
[DOGS GROWLING]
WHEW! GOOD RIDDANCE.
[GROWLING]
WHAT, DO I SMELL LIKE
PORK CHOPS OR SOMETHING?
MY GOODNESS! WHAT IS
ALL THIS RACKET?
OH! MRS. WILLOUGHBY!
WELL, IT ISN'T VERY OFTEN
I FIND MY GUESTS FOR TEA
IN THE KITCHEN.
ALTHOUGH I CAN'T QUITE
REMEMBER INVITING YOU.
BUT MY GUEST LISTS
ARE SO LONG THESE DAYS.
I CAN EXPLAIN,
MRS. WILLOUGHBY, HONEST.
NO NEED TO EXPLAIN, DEAR.
IT'S PERFECTLY
OBVIOUS TO ME.
IT IS?
OF COURSE.
I MUST HAVE
INVITED YOU TO TEA
BECAUSE YOU'RE
A WESTCHESTER
PUG LOVER, TOO.
[BARKING]
AH HA HA! LOVE THEM?
I ADORE THEM! HA HA HA!
[GASP] MADAME!
THAT WOMAN, SHE--
IT'S ALL RIGHT, HERCULE.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.
AH, OUI. BUT,
MRS. WILLOUGHBY--
YOU JUST SEE THAT MY BABIES
STAY OUT OF TROUBLE
WHILE I INTRODUCE, UH
PEG.
PEG! YES, UH,
TO THE GIRLS.
NICE LITTLE DOGGIES?
[HERCULE]
AAH!
[DOGS BARK AND SNARL]
HERCULE LOVES
MY DARLING PUPPIES.
AH HA HA!
WHO COULD RESIST THEM?
[HERCULE SCREAMS]
MRS. WILLOUGHBY,
I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME.
IT WAS WONDERFUL
HAVING ANOTHER DOG
LOVER FOR A CHANGE.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO FRIDAY!
AH HA! F-FRIDAY?
WHAT'S HAPPENING FRIDAY?
OH! DON'T BE SILLY.
THAT'S WHEN I'LL BE
COMING TO YOUR MANSION
FOR LUNCHEON.
MY MANSION?
LUNCHEON?
CERTAINLY.
YOU KNOW THE RULES
OF OUR LADIES' CLUB.
THE NEWEST MEMBER
ALWAYS HAS A LUNCHEON
FOR THE PRESIDEN
AFTER HER FIRST TEA.
AH! I CAN'T WAIT!
GOODBYE.
YES! GOOD--MY DEAR.
YES! I--
I CAN'T WAIT, EITHER!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO TURN THIS
INTO A MANSION
BY FRIDAY?
[MUNCHING]
GEE, GRAHAM CRACKERS,
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA
LOSE OUR BET! HA HA HA!
LISTEN, MR. TILL DEATH
DO US PART,
I ALREADY WON THE BET.
MRS. WILLOUGHBY LOVES ME!
NOW YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE UP
TO YOUR PART OF THE BARGAIN
AND MAKE SURE SHE
KEEPS ON LOVING ME. SEE?
[GULP]
WHATEVER YOU SAY, POP TOP.
GAWRSH, PETEY, I DON'T KNOW
IF THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA.
THAT'S WHY I'M DOING
THE THINKING, GOOFY.
NOW BUTTON IT UP!
LIGHTS, CAMERA
TRACTION!
DRAKE, THANK YOU
FOR MY NEW MANSION.
IT'S LOVELY.
I WANTED TO GET YOU SOMETHING
THAT WOULD LAST AS LONG
AS OUR LOVE, DIAMOND.
HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING?
[PETE]
WE HAVE TO MOVE
THE SET, LADY.
NOW, THE PURPOSE OF
THIS PRACTICE LUNCHEON
IS TO PERFECT OUR
HIGH-SOCIETY ETIQUETTE
BEFORE MRS. WILLOUGHBY
ARRIVES THIS AFTERNOON.
[NARRRATOR]
AHEM!
THE HOW-TOs OF ETIQUETTE.
NOTHING SHOWS
REFINEMENT AND DELICACY
OF SENTIMENT LIKE--"
HEY! WE HAVEN'
GOT ALL DAY!
SORRY. AHEM.
CHAPTER 1--TABLE MANNERS.
PERSONAL HYGIENE
IS BETTER LEF
OUT OF THE DINING ROOM.
WHOOPS! SORRY.
AND WE DO NOT PLAY
WITH OUR FOOD.
AW, PHOOEY!
REMEMBER,
THE FINGER BOWL
IS FOR FINGERS ONLY.
[BUBBLING]
MAKING BUBBLES
IN ANY BEVERAGE
IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE!
AND AS HOSTESS,
NEVER, EVER FORGE
WHAT'S IN THE OVEN.
[PEG]
WHAA-HOO-HOO!
OH, HOO HOO!
[COUGHING]
I HOPE HIGH SOCIETY
LIKES CHARRED FOOD
THE WAY
US COMMON FOLK DO.
HERE'S A LIST.
YOU'VE GOT TO GET ME
EVERYTHING I NEED,
AND YOU'VE GO
TO MAKE IT QUICK.
OH, PEG, I SAY LET'S
FORGET THE WHOLE THING!
AND WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO TIMING THE REST OF YOUR
LIFE WITH A STOP WATCH?
I SAY, "OUT OF MY WAY!"
I DON'T SEE
WHY THEY CAN'T EA
COMMON STUFF
WITH PRESERVATIVES
LIKE THE REST OF US
INSTEAD OF ALL THIS
RIDICULOUS AND FANCY JUNK.
WE'RE GONNA EA
THIS YUPPIE LETTUCE?
I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT!
I'D BETTER GET A BITE TO EAT.
ONE NEVER KNOWS WHAT PEG
WILL BE SERVING FOR LUNCHEON.
[BOWLING PINS CRASH]
STEE-RIKE! HA HA!
[HORN HONKS]
MOVE IT OR MILK IT,
YA HACKSAW!
DA-OOH! I'LL NEVER
MAKE IT BACK IN TIME,
AND I STILL HAVE
ONE MORE STOP!
TIME FOR TURBO REVERSE!
YAH!
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA HAFTA WATCH
WHERE YOU'RE GOIN', LADY!
AND I THOUGHT KING KONG
WAS ONLY IN THE MOVIES.
NOW ARE YOU SURE
YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE
THE FINGER SANDWICHES?
SURE! AH-HYUCK!
[HUMMING]
DOWN TO ONE LAST DETAIL.
AW, PEGSTER,
YOU COVERED UP MY FACE.
UH-HUH, EXACTLY.
WE DON'T WANT TO FRIGHTEN
THE LADY SENSELESS.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
I'M MRS. WILLOUGHBY.
I BELIEVE I'M EXPECTED.
AH-HYUCK!
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
WELCOME, AND PLEASE,
DO COME IN.
OH! MRS. WILLOUGHBY,
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
OH, MY GOSH! NOT HER AGAIN!
THIS IS MY HUSBAND PETER.
AH, UH,
HI, HOW YA DOIN'?
I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE
EVER SEEN YOU BEFORE
IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE
AT THE MARKET.
THAT WASN'T ME.
HMMHOW DO YOU DO?
EHH, UH, HEH, HEH, HEH
CARE FOR
A FINGER SANDWICH?
WHY, THANK YOU.
TRIED TO MAKE 'EM LOOK
AS MUCH LIKE REAL FINGERS
AS POSSIBLE.
AAH! WELL, YOU
CERTAINLY SUCCEEDED.
I'LL THINK I'LL
SAVE ROOM FOR LUNCH.
GOOFY, PLEASE!
OH, RIGHT.
I'LL GET THE PUNCH.
NOW WHERE'D
I PUT THE PUNCH BOWL?
AH-HYUCK!
RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE!
HA HA!
[BUBBLING]
BETTER RINSE IT OUT.
HI! I'M PISTOL!
I'M SUPPOSED
TO BE NICE TO YOU!
HA HA! PISTOL.
HA HA.
IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT, PEG.
I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS.
WHY'S YOUR HAIR BLUE?
HOW OLD ARE YOU? I'M ALMOST 5!
HA HA HA HA!
PISTOL, PLEASE!
PLEASE WHAT, MOMMY?
MAY I HAVE THAT NECKLACE
WHEN YOU DIE?
[LAUGHING]
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. AH!
HA HA. THAT'S
QUITE ENOUGH, PISTOL--
HA HA--DARLING!
DON'T WORRY.
SOON
SHE'LL BE OLD ENOUGH FOR
BOARDING SCHOOL.
AH, Y-Y-YES. GOOFY!
RIGHT!
I'LL GET THE SOUP!
FORTUNATELY,
MOST BOARDING SCHOOLS
ARE HALF A WORLD AWAY.
HA HA HA! I LIKE THIS
HIGH SOCIETY STUFF.
THE FISH ARE BITING!
OOPS!
AAH!
SOUP'S ON!
WHOA!
OOH!
OOH!
CRACKERS, ANYONE?
[LAUGHING]
OH, HO-HO, YEAH.
SHE'S GONE.
AH-HYUCK! AH-HYUCK!
AH-HA HA HA!
MRS. WILLOUGHBY,
I APOLOGIZE.
HA HA! OH, PEG,
DON'T WORRY, DEAR.
I'VE HAD AN ABSOLUTELY
SPLENDID AFTERNOON.
I HAVEN'T LAUGHED
THIS MUCH IN YEARS!
MOST OF MY FRIENDS
ARE SUCH SNOBS!
I SIMPLY MUST INVITE YOU
TO PARTICIPATE IN THE
UPPER CRUST LADIES'
TENNIS TOURNAMENT.
ALL YOU'LL NEED
TO PARTICIPATE
IS A LADIES' PAIR
TO SPONSOR
FOR THE DOUBLES MATCH.
THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM,
WILL IT?
NO, NOT AT ALL.
SEE YOU THEN. BYE-BYE.
GOODBYE.
AH, UH, BYE-BYE,
MRS. WILLOUGHBY.
SOUH, TENNIS, ANYONE?
OH, NO.
UH-UH, NO WAY.
NOTHIN' DOIN'!
UH-UH!
NOW REMEMBER, LADIES!
"A PLEASANT,
CONGENIAL ATTITUDE
ON THE TENNIS COURTS
IS PARAMOUNT TO EVERYONE'S
ENJOYMENT OF THE GAME."
HA HA!
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
FORGET WHAT?
[MAX] WHOA!
[PJ] WAY COOL!
[MAX WOLF-WHISTLES]
LADIES, YOU ARE STYLIN'!
GAWRSH! THANKS!
HEH HEH HEH.
HERE'S YOUR EQUIPMENT.
NOW, BOYS,
IF I'M GOING TO CONTINUE
TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION,
MRS. WILLOUGHBY
SHOULD W-I-N,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
WE GOTCHA, MRS. P.
MRS. WILLOUGHBY,
I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET MS. GOOFINA--
AH-HYUCK! HELLO.
AND MS. PETUNIA.
PLEASED TO MEET SOMEONE
I'VE ABSOLUTELY
NEVER SEEN BEFORE
IN MY SHORT,
FEMININE LIFE.
AH! OOH LA LA!
NAH, IMPOSSIBLE.
THE FIRST GAME
IS LADIES' DOUBLES,
AND THE FIRST SERVE
GOES TO THE LOVELY
MS. PETUNIA.
I'D LIKE TO SERVE THAT GUY
A KNUCKLE SANDWICH.
[HERCULE]
OOH, NICE FORM!
TRY THIS FORM,
FRENCH FRY!
I GOT IT!
UGH!
I GOT IT!
OW!
I GOT IT!
STOP!
[GOOFY]
I GOT IT!
DRATS!
YIPPEE!
I GOT THIS ONE!
YAAH-HOO-HOO!
OUCH.
I DON'T THINK OUR DADS
NEED HELP LOSIN'.
BUT WE GOTTA TRY OU
OUR NEW EXTEND-ALL
TENNIS TURBO SERVER.
COME ON.
WHERE'S THE GOLF CART?
I LEFT IT RUNNING RIGHT THERE.
[PJ AND MAX]
YAAHHHH!
COME ON, GOOFINA,
WE GOTTA GET SERIOUS.
WHAT IS IT, PETUNIA?
DOES LOSING BOTHER YOU?
ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME
EVERYTHING YOU GOT!
HEY! WHAT--
[QUACKING]
DUCK!
THAT WAS A DUCK!
YOU'RE FANTASTIC,
MRS. WILLOUGHBY.
YES, I STILL
GOT THE MOVES.
THIS ISN'T A SOCIAL, LADIES.
WE'VE GO
A TOURNAMENT TO PLAY!
IT'S JUST A GAME,
PETE-TUNIA!
JUST QUI
THE CHIT-CHAT AND SERVE.
YEOW!
I GOT IT!
HOLD ON! GOT IT!
AH-HYUCK!
GO LEFT!
BACK UP!
GET OFF OF ME, YOU--
WH-WH-WH-WHOA!
THE SCORE IS 15
LOVE!
WHY, I OUGHTA
OH, NO. BE CAREFUL,
MY LITTLE CABBAGE ROLL!
YAAAHH!
STOP!
WAIT! COME BACK!
COME ON BACK!
HEY, COME ON, SLOW DOWN!
HIT THE BRAKES!
HO-KAY, I'M READY.
WHOA-WHA!
UH-OH!
YAAH-HOO-HOO!
AAHHHH!
STOP!
LOOK OUT!
OH! TSK-TSK-TSK!
[SIGH] I DIDN'
KNOW BREAKING
INTO HIGH SOCIETY
WAS GOING TO BE
SO PAINFUL.
OH, MY DEAR PEG,
THE UPPER CRUST NEEDS
SHAKING UP NOW AND THEN,
AND YOU ARE
SO GOOD AT IT!
AND I HAVE THE PERFEC
THING FOR US TO DO NEXT.
MY BROTHER'S AT THE
PERFORMING ARTS ACADEMY.
HE TEACHES
WOMEN'S BALLET!
IS THAT SO?
OH, NO. NO, NO.
I KNOW I LOOK GOOD
IN A TUTU, BUT UH-UH!
NOT THIS! NO WAY!
OH, PLEEEASE!
NOOOOO!
OH, NO, NO, DON'T RUN,
MY SWEET PETUNIA!
COME BACK TO ME,
MON AMI PETUNIA!
I LOVE ZE BALLET!
I'M GOING TO
PIROUETTE, PLIE,
POSITION NUMBER 1.
WATCH ME! I CAN DANCE!
I CAN DANCE!