Lexx s02e10 Episode Script
Wake The Dead
I am the Lexx The most powerful destructive weapon in the two universes Lexx 2.
10 Wake the dead Hey, Gibble - you wanna party? Yeah, come on Gibble - you wanna party, don't ya? Yeah.
So all we gotta do is cryosleep now, set a wake up signal, and in a couple of days we'll be there.
What could possibly go wrong? You guys have no idea what you're doing.
Come on, Gibble.
OK - we're being recorded.
No we're not, you have to press that one to record.
Why don't we let the auto signal take us in? It's all pre-set Do you want to go through all that camp customs introductory "Do this, do that" crap again? No, but - This is my dad's transport, and if we break something - Shut up fatty.
ll right - so I hit the record button, and then you transmit the code.
Tad - that's the camera.
I know.
Are you sure we got it right? Like I said, if I was wrong we'd be being recorded right now, but we're not, so - ll right! Everyone cryocrash now and before you know it we'll be partying like stink.
Party like stink, stink, stink! Party like stink! Woo hoo! I believe they were attempting to customise a code intended to trigger a wake up signal once their vessel reached its destination, but as a result of their tampering no code was ever transmitted, no signal ever sent.
They never woke up.
Oh, stupid kids.
Stupid, stupid kids.
How long have they been drifting? Whoa! They're dead.
Maybe not.
Let's find out.
Whoa, why? Let them rot.
They're just kids.
With terminal freezer burn.
Off! What if it's a trap? I'm a big girl, and there's you.
Oh no.
No no no.
Not me.
Take Kai.
Well, I'm up for it - and Kai, he's only got a limited supply of protoblood, when it's gone, he's gone.
We can't waste it on every little thing so come on, let's go.
No! Sorry.
OK.
Bye then.
Oh, Xev - Oh - who are you? Sorry.
My name's Xev.
Hi - I'm Gibble.
Are you a camp counsellor? No, no - we received your signal.
Oh, the auto signal? Yeah, a signal that was recorded a long time ago.
A long time ago? Well, obviously there was a problem, and we found you drifting in space.
You mean, more than a couple of days drifting? Yeah - about 300 years.
My dad's gonna be so pissed! OK, come on, right this way kids, come on, watch your step there.
Hey - beats your beater, huh? Check it out! Yeah.
Listen, just drop your stuff anywhere, anywhere at all.
That's good, that's fine there.
OK, come on, come on.
Gather round, come on, come on.
Now - this is the bridge, from where I - and only I - control the Lexx.
Totally oooo, like - ah! Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Lexx - say "Hello guests".
Hello guests.
Wow! A talking ship! Yeah, see - Lexx is alive.
He's still growing.
Make yourselves at home, why don't you? Check it out, a talking robot - head.
Head.
I'm 790, punk - and I don't like you, any of you.
If you come near me I will incinerate you with lasers from my eyes.
No you won't - because he can't.
I'm only trying to protect you.
The gang'll never believe this.
That's because the gang are all gone.
What? After 300 years, everyone is long gone! Now, this is the cryochamber.
Now - whoa, whoa! Now I'm only gonna say this once.
Do not - I repeat - do not touch anything in this room!! This is Kai.
Major babe alert! He's weird.
He's dead - well, he's, he's not exactly dead.
He's, umm, alive dead.
Alive dead? Fatso! And what's more, he's an assassin, he's extremely dangerous.
He's a good assassin.
In fact, he's a hero, who has saved our lives, many times.
Well, let's wake him up! Not a chance.
Kai only lives on because of special protoblood.
It's precious, and must be carefully conserved.
Come on! Just for a minute.
Out of the question.
Xev - why don't you take 'em to the galley? Sure - this way! Yes, please! Oh boy.
Retchfest maximus! This is awesome! You would say that, wouldn't you, porko.
Leave him alone, Enox.
What's stuck in your hole? You shouldn't criticise others when this whole thing is your fault.
She's right Enox.
As I recall Tad, everything was humming along until - Yeah, everything was humming until you messed things up! You know what Enox? I am so tired of you.
My only mistake was letting you near the controls.
Hey - enough, that's enough! Cool down.
This is a difficult time for all of you, so try to keep it together.
What's to become of us? I don't know but we'll try and make the best of things while we figure that out, OK? Come with me.
Here we are.
Where's the toilet? There.
That's the toilet? The, umm - sensation - takes a little getting used to.
Watch.
I don't think I need to go that badly.
OK.
See, me and the gang and Tad - he's my boyfriend - sorta.
We were all headed for planet Momo 13.
There's this beautiful lake there - Lake Kismekisme - the number one party spot.
Give us a wet one, Kanana.
In your dreams, Enox! Anyway, a bunch of campers got killed there once.
Really? Mmhmm.
By the Kisme Kid Carver.
He slashed their throats and cut open their stomachs.
And he's right behind you! Tad! Just checking to see if the blabbers still work.
You scared me.
Well, why don't you hold yours close to your skin, in case I want to call you up and talk dirty? Relax, baby, the Carver never got us.
But he might if he ever got out of prison.
Yeah - he's dead - like everyone else.
- then I bring the Lexx in, and I blast the planet with the bug still inside and, ah, rescue Xev, and basically saved the universe.
You're totally testosterone blammo action man! Yeah, I guess, you know, it's uh - Did you say you were from Bingo 44, toots? Yeah? That was a Reform planet.
Stanley Tweedle caused it to be destroyed.
He murdered everyone you ever loved - or more accurately, their descendants!.
Unhand me, you pederast! Ah - ignore him.
He's due for a rewiring.
Get your foot off my face! Captain Tweedle, sir - Tweedle! Call me Stan, kid.
Stan, so - let me get this straight - you're the only one that can control this ship? Uh huh.
Look what I got! And Gibble's got a dozen hits of gongslanger root! - All right! Gongslanger root! - I don't do that stuff.
Well, we do! Way to go, Gibble! What is it, what, what's that? This is fun, mister! And this is fun's friend.
No thanks, I'm not hungry.
Guard the rest of these till we ask for 'em.
Take one if you want.
Take two in fact - handling charge.
Party! Stink, man stink! Party like stink, stink, stink! I can't believe Enox did that.
I can't believe it! The gongslanger root - he hid it on me.
Blow, Gibble.
You did this yourself? So, yeah - I consider myself an artist.
Oh, yeah? Don't you ever get lonely, Captain? Oh, er - I gotta go to bed.
Goodnight.
Nighty night.
Goodnight, Laleen.
Oh boy Oh boy.
I'm tired too.
Lay down out here.
We can keep talking.
No.
Come on Xev - stay and party.
I feel like you and me are really starting to connect.
Get some sleep, Enox.
Goodnight.
Good riddance, adolescent scum! You're rude! You're stunning.
Gettin boff and wiggly, babe.
Definitely connectable Screw you! I saw you hitting on her.
I wasn't! Anyway, I saw you giving mister captain the "come do me" eye.
I was getting back at you! Face it Laleen - you're a slut.
You're the slut! You are! And a lousy lay, too.
You pig! Enox, you are a pig! Yeah, a giga-pig.
Eat me, and die! You guys make me sick.
Come on, Gibble, let's take a walk.
He's such a zorg when he's goofed.
I know.
And don't think I didn't catch you looking at Xev too.
Come on - she's hot - but you're hotter.
Come on, Gibble! No, Tad - don't.
Come on, Kanana.
I'm not ready.
Look, it's been three centuries.
We're all we've got now.
I know.
I just need some time to work things out.
You understand, don't you? No.
Anyway - I'm fried.
You wouldn't want me like this, would you? Yes! I love you.
Soon.
Bitchin'.
Enox - what are you doing? Waking the assassin, what does it look like? The captain told us not to touch anything! Don't be such a bed wetter.
We're gonna get in trouble.
Back off lardass! What if he really gets up and does all - Don't be stupid.
The stiff is nothing more than a maggot retirement home.
I guess.
Hey - bunhead, can you hear me? Look, if you're really an assassin, do a job for me, will ya? Kill Tad - he deserves it for being in my face and on my case You shouldn't be hitting that glass.
And take out his girlfriend Kanana too, huh - sanctimonious cow.
And do Laleen while you're at it.
Enox! Yeah, two less skanks in the cosmos.
And make sure you take a good bite into my fat friend Gibble here.
Me! You! He should kill you.
Kill him! And Xev - she doesn't know a stud when she sees one.
And Stan, because, because he's like - over thirty! Kill everyone, man! Go on a rampage! Like the Kisme Kid Carver? Exactly.
Stalk 'em and stuff.
Waste 'em one at a time, in cool ways.
Be sick.
Do some fast, some slow.
Have fun.
Go major psycho.
Hey! What are you kids doing here? Nothing.
Nothing.
Didn't I tell you kids he was dangerous? I'm not a kid.
And I told you not to touch anything! You've already proven that you're inept with technology.
We didn't touch nothing.
We were just taking a look.
So why don't you mellow down, dad? You get out of here, boy.
Go to bed! Yes.
Now! Yes sir.
Sorry sir.
Stupid kids.
Giddy up! You are so dead, man.
Tad? Sorry, Xev.
Did I scare you? Yes you did! Dismember him, darling.
Off! What are you doing here? That's a good question, I guess - I thought this was the can.
Things aren't working out with me and Kanana.
I mean, she's nice and everything, but a little too nice, if you know what I mean.
She won't - you know What? You know - And what does that have to do with me? Well, I, er, I thought - I mean, I guess - Xev, you're a woman.
and, er, I'm a man.
Kanana's a girl.
You're beautiful.
You're very nice too, Tad, but I think you better talk to your girlfriend first.
Uh, to hell with her! Tad, where are you? Oh, Tad.
You bastard.
Kanana! Kanana! Kanana! Love leaks puke juice.
What am I supposed to do, hold out forever? I need sex - and a major dump.
Hello? Who's there? Freaky crapper, man.
You bitch! You're trying to steal my boyfriend! Calm down! You're wrong, I didn't do anything.
Liar! Butcheress! Unhand my woman! I'm telling the truth.
He grabbed me.
Come on.
Cool it, OK? Tad to Kanana? Tad to Kanana? I'm not here! Look, if you're receiving this - I'm sorry baby.
Talk to me! Come on.
Pick up the blabber baby, just talk to me.
Are all men that slimy? Look, I'm really sorry.
Good ones are hard to find.
Just come on, pick it up, pick up the blabber.
I just wanna talk, that's all.
At least, live ones.
Come on, pick it up! I love you, it's just that I get frustrated sometimes.
Please Kanana? Please? You didn't treat her right, Tad.
You're a bad boyfriend, so she dumped you, just like I'm gonna do.
Who is this? Enox, I'm gonna tear you apart.
Who is it? Enox? - you're never gonna see Enox again, Tad.
Or Kanana, Tad.
Or anyone else for that matter, Tad.
Oh yeah? Well, I'm shaking so bad, I can't finish my poopoo! Enox - you are so dead, man.
Tad.
You are so dead, man! That's Tad's.
Just go take a leak.
Bitchin'.
Laleen.
La-leeeene! I'm coming.
Ah! Sheesh! Hi - take it easy, little lady.
What's wrong? I thought I heard someone calling my name - it was evil.
Oh no, it's this ship, makes all kinds of funny noises, I mean it was just your imagination.
I don't know, it sounded - you're probably right.
I scare easy.
Yeah, well - hey, look, you want me to walk you back to the bridge? I don't wanna go back there.
Oh I'd rather stay with you, Captain.
Oh, well, yeah, ah, look, I don't know if that'd be, ah - What's wrong? - such a good idea.
Wrong? Nothing, nothing wrong, nothing, everything.
Oh look - look, see it's just, look honey, I think you're just a little young, is all.
I'm three centuries older than you are.
Sold.
Is that you Tad? Enox, I did something terrible.
I killed Tad.
The gongslanger root, I dropped it in the toilet and Tad went in there and then the toilet went mental and killed him - it's my fault.
Great story, Gibble.
Why don't you grab some food - it'll calm you down.
Killed Tad - killed Tad.
I need food, and a lot of it.
Nobody takes me seriously.
So do you think I should save myself until I'm ready? Well, I think I'm really the wrong person to ask.
Do you love anyone, Xev? That's a long story, and I'm beat.
Do you wanna sleep here? Thanks, but no.
Maybe Tad and I can work things out.
Good idea.
Nighty night.
Night.
You know what, Gibble? You're a rotten kid.
You dumped gongslanger into the toilet, and you wake the dead.
And when you wake the dead, fatso, form dictates, you join 'em! Eat up! Chow down! I'm coming to getcha.
Come on Stan.
If you catch me I'll do anything you want! Help, help, the Kisme Kid Carver's after me! Coming to getcha! Save me! I'm so pretty and innocent! Not that innocent.
Oh, no no.
Enough, enough.
Look this, this is just a bad idea.
Oh - look at that.
You caught me.
Oh, lucky me! They say I'm nasty.
Bad times nasty times grrrr.
But they don't know the half of it.
Oh, I'll find out the other half.
What's wrong? My pits! What? They reek! Ooh! No, no, you smell fine, fine.
It'll be better after a shower.
But, but Don't go away, Captain.
I'll be right back.
But I like a little aroma! Tad? Tad, where are you? I'm ready to talk now, OK? Show yourself! No! What is she doing in there? Laleen? Who's there? The man who wants you! Stan, is that you? Uh huh.
No fair, I told you to wait.
I tried, but you're so hot, so ripe and delicious.
I want you now! Talk like that will get you everywhere! I'm telling you the truth! All right, all right.
Oh no! Who could have done this? My god - he killed himself.
Oh - ready.
Go back to the bed Stan - I'll be done in a minute.
It's not Stan.
Tad, Tad! Gibble flushed the gongslanger root down the toilet.
It got stoned, went nuts and killed Tad.
Gibble blamed himself.
So he gorged on food and then hung himself out of guilt? Gibble was a messed up fat man.
Laleen! Let's go.
Laleen Laleen! Stan - No! Who could have done this? Oh boy! The programming has been completely corrupted.
Kai is not Kai anymore.
Who did you tell him to kill? Um - everybody.
Everybody? Me and Xev, everybody? Sorry.
Sorry?! Sorry?! Stop it, stop it, stop it! We're all gonna die! Waking the dead assassin, what does it look like, what does it look like? Kill Tad.
Rip into Gibble.
Do Laleen.
Kill everyone, man.
What do we do now? Don't you have any weapons? He is an unstoppable killing machine, you little turd! Stalk 'em and stuff.
Be inventive, in cool ways.
Have fun.
Our only hope is for everyone else to offer themselves up for slaughter while Xev and I flee - Tweedle first.
That's it.
What? Kai can't control the Lexx.
Our only hope is to abandon it.
We have to get to a moth and then escape in your shuttle.
Be sick.
Kill the sanctimonious cow.
Waste Enox.
Kill Stan, Xev, everyone! Well, let's get moving! And stay together.
Kisme Kid Carver! Kill, kill, kill! Inventive.
Kill fast, slow, ripping the sick fuck - major psycho rampage.
Bitchin'! Maggot retirement home! Come on.
Don't stop, keep moving! Don't run away.
Stick together! Let's get wasted! Nobody moves.
Kai - it's me, Xev.
Not for long.
This isn't you Kai.
You're not a killer anymore.
The kids just woke you up wrong, that's all.
You can fight it.
They screwed up, but they don't deserve to die, we none of us deserve to die.
Be sick, be imaginative.
Kill them all - one at a time, in cool ways.
Don't kill me, mister! Go on a major psycho rampage.
Have fun.
Xev - leave me.
Run.
Run for your life! Listen to the robot.
Stan, take Kanana.
He can't follow both of us.
Go! Hi! Kai - Bye.
Go!! Promise you won't harm Xev.
I don't make promises I can't keep.
Oh, the horror! What are we going to do? Don't worry, I'll get ya outta here.
Come on.
OK? Now you take it.
I can't fly this thing! You just work the joystick, it practically flies itself.
You have to come! No, I've gotta go get Xev.
We've got lots of other moths.
Just get yourself to that shuttle - now! Now go! Xev.
Stan.
Oh good.
Good job, Stan.
Thanks.
Where's Kai? Close.
Hello, gorgeous.
Going my way? Lexx - 60% magnification please Lexx - I'm coming back! - blow up that moth! As you command, Stan.
I guess he's gone.
Yeah.
I'll get that.
Kai is gone! Yeah.
Xev - we had no choice.
I know, Stan.
Oh, Kai.
Kai.
I know Kai.
I have killed mothers with their babies Lexx, I told you to blow up the moth! I'm sorry, Stan.
I missed.
I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors and revolutionaries.
I have killed the good, the evil, the weak and the beautiful.
I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors - and apparently, the fun never stops! Who's first? Me.
No, me.
Me.
Oh, this is sweet! Well, we'll just have to take turns.
How about I take a little bit of each - and then a little bit more - - and then a little bit more - - and more! No! He ran out of protoblood Good timing, Kai.
This should get him back to normal.
- Kai normal.
I hope so.
OK.
Good.
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10 Wake the dead Hey, Gibble - you wanna party? Yeah, come on Gibble - you wanna party, don't ya? Yeah.
So all we gotta do is cryosleep now, set a wake up signal, and in a couple of days we'll be there.
What could possibly go wrong? You guys have no idea what you're doing.
Come on, Gibble.
OK - we're being recorded.
No we're not, you have to press that one to record.
Why don't we let the auto signal take us in? It's all pre-set Do you want to go through all that camp customs introductory "Do this, do that" crap again? No, but - This is my dad's transport, and if we break something - Shut up fatty.
ll right - so I hit the record button, and then you transmit the code.
Tad - that's the camera.
I know.
Are you sure we got it right? Like I said, if I was wrong we'd be being recorded right now, but we're not, so - ll right! Everyone cryocrash now and before you know it we'll be partying like stink.
Party like stink, stink, stink! Party like stink! Woo hoo! I believe they were attempting to customise a code intended to trigger a wake up signal once their vessel reached its destination, but as a result of their tampering no code was ever transmitted, no signal ever sent.
They never woke up.
Oh, stupid kids.
Stupid, stupid kids.
How long have they been drifting? Whoa! They're dead.
Maybe not.
Let's find out.
Whoa, why? Let them rot.
They're just kids.
With terminal freezer burn.
Off! What if it's a trap? I'm a big girl, and there's you.
Oh no.
No no no.
Not me.
Take Kai.
Well, I'm up for it - and Kai, he's only got a limited supply of protoblood, when it's gone, he's gone.
We can't waste it on every little thing so come on, let's go.
No! Sorry.
OK.
Bye then.
Oh, Xev - Oh - who are you? Sorry.
My name's Xev.
Hi - I'm Gibble.
Are you a camp counsellor? No, no - we received your signal.
Oh, the auto signal? Yeah, a signal that was recorded a long time ago.
A long time ago? Well, obviously there was a problem, and we found you drifting in space.
You mean, more than a couple of days drifting? Yeah - about 300 years.
My dad's gonna be so pissed! OK, come on, right this way kids, come on, watch your step there.
Hey - beats your beater, huh? Check it out! Yeah.
Listen, just drop your stuff anywhere, anywhere at all.
That's good, that's fine there.
OK, come on, come on.
Gather round, come on, come on.
Now - this is the bridge, from where I - and only I - control the Lexx.
Totally oooo, like - ah! Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Lexx - say "Hello guests".
Hello guests.
Wow! A talking ship! Yeah, see - Lexx is alive.
He's still growing.
Make yourselves at home, why don't you? Check it out, a talking robot - head.
Head.
I'm 790, punk - and I don't like you, any of you.
If you come near me I will incinerate you with lasers from my eyes.
No you won't - because he can't.
I'm only trying to protect you.
The gang'll never believe this.
That's because the gang are all gone.
What? After 300 years, everyone is long gone! Now, this is the cryochamber.
Now - whoa, whoa! Now I'm only gonna say this once.
Do not - I repeat - do not touch anything in this room!! This is Kai.
Major babe alert! He's weird.
He's dead - well, he's, he's not exactly dead.
He's, umm, alive dead.
Alive dead? Fatso! And what's more, he's an assassin, he's extremely dangerous.
He's a good assassin.
In fact, he's a hero, who has saved our lives, many times.
Well, let's wake him up! Not a chance.
Kai only lives on because of special protoblood.
It's precious, and must be carefully conserved.
Come on! Just for a minute.
Out of the question.
Xev - why don't you take 'em to the galley? Sure - this way! Yes, please! Oh boy.
Retchfest maximus! This is awesome! You would say that, wouldn't you, porko.
Leave him alone, Enox.
What's stuck in your hole? You shouldn't criticise others when this whole thing is your fault.
She's right Enox.
As I recall Tad, everything was humming along until - Yeah, everything was humming until you messed things up! You know what Enox? I am so tired of you.
My only mistake was letting you near the controls.
Hey - enough, that's enough! Cool down.
This is a difficult time for all of you, so try to keep it together.
What's to become of us? I don't know but we'll try and make the best of things while we figure that out, OK? Come with me.
Here we are.
Where's the toilet? There.
That's the toilet? The, umm - sensation - takes a little getting used to.
Watch.
I don't think I need to go that badly.
OK.
See, me and the gang and Tad - he's my boyfriend - sorta.
We were all headed for planet Momo 13.
There's this beautiful lake there - Lake Kismekisme - the number one party spot.
Give us a wet one, Kanana.
In your dreams, Enox! Anyway, a bunch of campers got killed there once.
Really? Mmhmm.
By the Kisme Kid Carver.
He slashed their throats and cut open their stomachs.
And he's right behind you! Tad! Just checking to see if the blabbers still work.
You scared me.
Well, why don't you hold yours close to your skin, in case I want to call you up and talk dirty? Relax, baby, the Carver never got us.
But he might if he ever got out of prison.
Yeah - he's dead - like everyone else.
- then I bring the Lexx in, and I blast the planet with the bug still inside and, ah, rescue Xev, and basically saved the universe.
You're totally testosterone blammo action man! Yeah, I guess, you know, it's uh - Did you say you were from Bingo 44, toots? Yeah? That was a Reform planet.
Stanley Tweedle caused it to be destroyed.
He murdered everyone you ever loved - or more accurately, their descendants!.
Unhand me, you pederast! Ah - ignore him.
He's due for a rewiring.
Get your foot off my face! Captain Tweedle, sir - Tweedle! Call me Stan, kid.
Stan, so - let me get this straight - you're the only one that can control this ship? Uh huh.
Look what I got! And Gibble's got a dozen hits of gongslanger root! - All right! Gongslanger root! - I don't do that stuff.
Well, we do! Way to go, Gibble! What is it, what, what's that? This is fun, mister! And this is fun's friend.
No thanks, I'm not hungry.
Guard the rest of these till we ask for 'em.
Take one if you want.
Take two in fact - handling charge.
Party! Stink, man stink! Party like stink, stink, stink! I can't believe Enox did that.
I can't believe it! The gongslanger root - he hid it on me.
Blow, Gibble.
You did this yourself? So, yeah - I consider myself an artist.
Oh, yeah? Don't you ever get lonely, Captain? Oh, er - I gotta go to bed.
Goodnight.
Nighty night.
Goodnight, Laleen.
Oh boy Oh boy.
I'm tired too.
Lay down out here.
We can keep talking.
No.
Come on Xev - stay and party.
I feel like you and me are really starting to connect.
Get some sleep, Enox.
Goodnight.
Good riddance, adolescent scum! You're rude! You're stunning.
Gettin boff and wiggly, babe.
Definitely connectable Screw you! I saw you hitting on her.
I wasn't! Anyway, I saw you giving mister captain the "come do me" eye.
I was getting back at you! Face it Laleen - you're a slut.
You're the slut! You are! And a lousy lay, too.
You pig! Enox, you are a pig! Yeah, a giga-pig.
Eat me, and die! You guys make me sick.
Come on, Gibble, let's take a walk.
He's such a zorg when he's goofed.
I know.
And don't think I didn't catch you looking at Xev too.
Come on - she's hot - but you're hotter.
Come on, Gibble! No, Tad - don't.
Come on, Kanana.
I'm not ready.
Look, it's been three centuries.
We're all we've got now.
I know.
I just need some time to work things out.
You understand, don't you? No.
Anyway - I'm fried.
You wouldn't want me like this, would you? Yes! I love you.
Soon.
Bitchin'.
Enox - what are you doing? Waking the assassin, what does it look like? The captain told us not to touch anything! Don't be such a bed wetter.
We're gonna get in trouble.
Back off lardass! What if he really gets up and does all - Don't be stupid.
The stiff is nothing more than a maggot retirement home.
I guess.
Hey - bunhead, can you hear me? Look, if you're really an assassin, do a job for me, will ya? Kill Tad - he deserves it for being in my face and on my case You shouldn't be hitting that glass.
And take out his girlfriend Kanana too, huh - sanctimonious cow.
And do Laleen while you're at it.
Enox! Yeah, two less skanks in the cosmos.
And make sure you take a good bite into my fat friend Gibble here.
Me! You! He should kill you.
Kill him! And Xev - she doesn't know a stud when she sees one.
And Stan, because, because he's like - over thirty! Kill everyone, man! Go on a rampage! Like the Kisme Kid Carver? Exactly.
Stalk 'em and stuff.
Waste 'em one at a time, in cool ways.
Be sick.
Do some fast, some slow.
Have fun.
Go major psycho.
Hey! What are you kids doing here? Nothing.
Nothing.
Didn't I tell you kids he was dangerous? I'm not a kid.
And I told you not to touch anything! You've already proven that you're inept with technology.
We didn't touch nothing.
We were just taking a look.
So why don't you mellow down, dad? You get out of here, boy.
Go to bed! Yes.
Now! Yes sir.
Sorry sir.
Stupid kids.
Giddy up! You are so dead, man.
Tad? Sorry, Xev.
Did I scare you? Yes you did! Dismember him, darling.
Off! What are you doing here? That's a good question, I guess - I thought this was the can.
Things aren't working out with me and Kanana.
I mean, she's nice and everything, but a little too nice, if you know what I mean.
She won't - you know What? You know - And what does that have to do with me? Well, I, er, I thought - I mean, I guess - Xev, you're a woman.
and, er, I'm a man.
Kanana's a girl.
You're beautiful.
You're very nice too, Tad, but I think you better talk to your girlfriend first.
Uh, to hell with her! Tad, where are you? Oh, Tad.
You bastard.
Kanana! Kanana! Kanana! Love leaks puke juice.
What am I supposed to do, hold out forever? I need sex - and a major dump.
Hello? Who's there? Freaky crapper, man.
You bitch! You're trying to steal my boyfriend! Calm down! You're wrong, I didn't do anything.
Liar! Butcheress! Unhand my woman! I'm telling the truth.
He grabbed me.
Come on.
Cool it, OK? Tad to Kanana? Tad to Kanana? I'm not here! Look, if you're receiving this - I'm sorry baby.
Talk to me! Come on.
Pick up the blabber baby, just talk to me.
Are all men that slimy? Look, I'm really sorry.
Good ones are hard to find.
Just come on, pick it up, pick up the blabber.
I just wanna talk, that's all.
At least, live ones.
Come on, pick it up! I love you, it's just that I get frustrated sometimes.
Please Kanana? Please? You didn't treat her right, Tad.
You're a bad boyfriend, so she dumped you, just like I'm gonna do.
Who is this? Enox, I'm gonna tear you apart.
Who is it? Enox? - you're never gonna see Enox again, Tad.
Or Kanana, Tad.
Or anyone else for that matter, Tad.
Oh yeah? Well, I'm shaking so bad, I can't finish my poopoo! Enox - you are so dead, man.
Tad.
You are so dead, man! That's Tad's.
Just go take a leak.
Bitchin'.
Laleen.
La-leeeene! I'm coming.
Ah! Sheesh! Hi - take it easy, little lady.
What's wrong? I thought I heard someone calling my name - it was evil.
Oh no, it's this ship, makes all kinds of funny noises, I mean it was just your imagination.
I don't know, it sounded - you're probably right.
I scare easy.
Yeah, well - hey, look, you want me to walk you back to the bridge? I don't wanna go back there.
Oh I'd rather stay with you, Captain.
Oh, well, yeah, ah, look, I don't know if that'd be, ah - What's wrong? - such a good idea.
Wrong? Nothing, nothing wrong, nothing, everything.
Oh look - look, see it's just, look honey, I think you're just a little young, is all.
I'm three centuries older than you are.
Sold.
Is that you Tad? Enox, I did something terrible.
I killed Tad.
The gongslanger root, I dropped it in the toilet and Tad went in there and then the toilet went mental and killed him - it's my fault.
Great story, Gibble.
Why don't you grab some food - it'll calm you down.
Killed Tad - killed Tad.
I need food, and a lot of it.
Nobody takes me seriously.
So do you think I should save myself until I'm ready? Well, I think I'm really the wrong person to ask.
Do you love anyone, Xev? That's a long story, and I'm beat.
Do you wanna sleep here? Thanks, but no.
Maybe Tad and I can work things out.
Good idea.
Nighty night.
Night.
You know what, Gibble? You're a rotten kid.
You dumped gongslanger into the toilet, and you wake the dead.
And when you wake the dead, fatso, form dictates, you join 'em! Eat up! Chow down! I'm coming to getcha.
Come on Stan.
If you catch me I'll do anything you want! Help, help, the Kisme Kid Carver's after me! Coming to getcha! Save me! I'm so pretty and innocent! Not that innocent.
Oh, no no.
Enough, enough.
Look this, this is just a bad idea.
Oh - look at that.
You caught me.
Oh, lucky me! They say I'm nasty.
Bad times nasty times grrrr.
But they don't know the half of it.
Oh, I'll find out the other half.
What's wrong? My pits! What? They reek! Ooh! No, no, you smell fine, fine.
It'll be better after a shower.
But, but Don't go away, Captain.
I'll be right back.
But I like a little aroma! Tad? Tad, where are you? I'm ready to talk now, OK? Show yourself! No! What is she doing in there? Laleen? Who's there? The man who wants you! Stan, is that you? Uh huh.
No fair, I told you to wait.
I tried, but you're so hot, so ripe and delicious.
I want you now! Talk like that will get you everywhere! I'm telling you the truth! All right, all right.
Oh no! Who could have done this? My god - he killed himself.
Oh - ready.
Go back to the bed Stan - I'll be done in a minute.
It's not Stan.
Tad, Tad! Gibble flushed the gongslanger root down the toilet.
It got stoned, went nuts and killed Tad.
Gibble blamed himself.
So he gorged on food and then hung himself out of guilt? Gibble was a messed up fat man.
Laleen! Let's go.
Laleen Laleen! Stan - No! Who could have done this? Oh boy! The programming has been completely corrupted.
Kai is not Kai anymore.
Who did you tell him to kill? Um - everybody.
Everybody? Me and Xev, everybody? Sorry.
Sorry?! Sorry?! Stop it, stop it, stop it! We're all gonna die! Waking the dead assassin, what does it look like, what does it look like? Kill Tad.
Rip into Gibble.
Do Laleen.
Kill everyone, man.
What do we do now? Don't you have any weapons? He is an unstoppable killing machine, you little turd! Stalk 'em and stuff.
Be inventive, in cool ways.
Have fun.
Our only hope is for everyone else to offer themselves up for slaughter while Xev and I flee - Tweedle first.
That's it.
What? Kai can't control the Lexx.
Our only hope is to abandon it.
We have to get to a moth and then escape in your shuttle.
Be sick.
Kill the sanctimonious cow.
Waste Enox.
Kill Stan, Xev, everyone! Well, let's get moving! And stay together.
Kisme Kid Carver! Kill, kill, kill! Inventive.
Kill fast, slow, ripping the sick fuck - major psycho rampage.
Bitchin'! Maggot retirement home! Come on.
Don't stop, keep moving! Don't run away.
Stick together! Let's get wasted! Nobody moves.
Kai - it's me, Xev.
Not for long.
This isn't you Kai.
You're not a killer anymore.
The kids just woke you up wrong, that's all.
You can fight it.
They screwed up, but they don't deserve to die, we none of us deserve to die.
Be sick, be imaginative.
Kill them all - one at a time, in cool ways.
Don't kill me, mister! Go on a major psycho rampage.
Have fun.
Xev - leave me.
Run.
Run for your life! Listen to the robot.
Stan, take Kanana.
He can't follow both of us.
Go! Hi! Kai - Bye.
Go!! Promise you won't harm Xev.
I don't make promises I can't keep.
Oh, the horror! What are we going to do? Don't worry, I'll get ya outta here.
Come on.
OK? Now you take it.
I can't fly this thing! You just work the joystick, it practically flies itself.
You have to come! No, I've gotta go get Xev.
We've got lots of other moths.
Just get yourself to that shuttle - now! Now go! Xev.
Stan.
Oh good.
Good job, Stan.
Thanks.
Where's Kai? Close.
Hello, gorgeous.
Going my way? Lexx - 60% magnification please Lexx - I'm coming back! - blow up that moth! As you command, Stan.
I guess he's gone.
Yeah.
I'll get that.
Kai is gone! Yeah.
Xev - we had no choice.
I know, Stan.
Oh, Kai.
Kai.
I know Kai.
I have killed mothers with their babies Lexx, I told you to blow up the moth! I'm sorry, Stan.
I missed.
I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors and revolutionaries.
I have killed the good, the evil, the weak and the beautiful.
I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors - and apparently, the fun never stops! Who's first? Me.
No, me.
Me.
Oh, this is sweet! Well, we'll just have to take turns.
How about I take a little bit of each - and then a little bit more - - and then a little bit more - - and more! No! He ran out of protoblood Good timing, Kai.
This should get him back to normal.
- Kai normal.
I hope so.
OK.
Good.
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