Lip Sync Battle (2015) s02e10 Episode Script

1 Oww Friends say it's fine Friends say it's good Everybody says it's just like rock n' roll And it's plain to see You were meant for me Yeah, I'm your boy The twentieth-century toy.
He's the royalty of rap.
What else can I say? Your host of "Lip Sync Battle," LL Cool J! Yeah! Hands in the air! Hands in the air! Side to side! Now let me hear you say, "Yeah!" Yeah! Now scream! Whoo! Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle," the freshest competition on TV.
This is where celebrities turn up and turn each other's worlds upside down, showing the lighter side of themselves.
Well, you know we can't do this without our colorful commentator supreme, the sweet, the sultry Ms.
Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I g-g-g-g-go, all they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare Go on, stare Walk it out, Chr-Chrissy, walk it out Walk it out, Ms.
Teigen, walk it out like - Walk it out - I can't dance.
- I can't dance.
- Unh Walk it out, walk it out, baby.
I can't dance.
- I can't dance.
- Okay, so talk to me about tonight's matchup.
Tell me what's going on.
Well, a whole lot of stage presence for sure.
We've got two superhot, superconfident singers, one man, one woman, so there's something for everybody.
All right, let's get this thing started.
- Let's do this.
- Let's get it popping.
You ready to meet tonight's stars? He's already dropped 10 platinum singles.
He'll even talk dirty to you if that means he can get his hands on the belt.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Jason Derulo! And for his opponent, Broadway, Hollywood, it's all good.
She does it all.
The triple threat, Katharine McPhee.
Whoo! Tonight, I decided the singer who could hit the highest notes would go first.
- Oh.
- All right? Nah, it was really close.
Katharine McPhee, you're up.
- Oh, really? Are we really? - You come on up.
I don't know.
All right, curious.
What song did you pick? Well, I picked "Shake That Ass.
" - Oh! - What? Ladies and gentlemen, to show us what she's got Whoo! with Mystikal's "Shake it Fast," here's Katharine McPhee! Uh-oh.
Mm Shake it fast, watch yo' self Shake it fast, show me what you workin' with Shake it fast, watch yo' self Shake it fast I came here with the mic in my hand Don't make me leave here with my foot in your Be cool And don't worry about how I'm rippin' this What I'm kickin', what I'm flippin' 'Cause this is what I do Unh, I'm effervescent, I'm off that crescent Nastier than a full-grown German shepherd You better keep steppin' They don't mess with me, no, they don't Y'all can't catch me, and they won't Pay a , fixing, throw that Prada for my dollars, and dollar for my bookings You think I'm trickin'? well, I ain't trippin' I'm buyin' if you got nice curves for your iceberg "Drink this here" like it's gonna do somethin' to me Hope this indecent proposal make you do somethin' wit' me Forget a dollar, girl, pick up fi'ty Forget that coward, girl, you need a real villain Off the top, a brother 'bout hurtin' it Bend over, girl, show me what you workin' wit' Shake it fast, watch yo' self Shake it fast, show me what you workin' with Shake it fast, watch yo' self - Shake it fast - Right now in the place to be I thought I told y'all dudes before Y'all dudes can't mess with me - Watch yourself Now, this ain't for no small booties No, sir, 'cause that won't pass Show me what you're working with But if you feel you got the biggest one Then, mama, come shake it fast Shake it fast, but watch yo' self Shake it fast, show me what you workin' with Shake it fast, but watch yo' self Shake it fast, show me what you workin' with.
Damn.
Man.
Come here, Katharine.
Come here.
Come here.
No, you gonna No, no, no, you gotta answer about that.
Who, me? You gotta answer questions about that.
- Okay.
- "Who, me?" Nice try, Katharine.
- "Huh?" - Katharine, I didn't I been known to get down in the clubs.
We didn't know you had that in you.
I like it.
I mean, she's such a sweet girl, right? We didn't think she - Mystikal? - I I was shocked.
I had to pick up my jaw from the floor.
I was like, "Okay.
All right.
- We shaking it all fast.
" - Wow.
Okay, Katharine, please go have a seat over there.
- Gladly.
- Walk slowly, baby.
Don't rush.
J.
D.
, you're up.
Come on over here.
What's up, bro? Okay, what's on the playlist? You know what? It's kind of hot in L.
A.
right now, so I feel like we should do a little - Uh-oh.
- Little something steamy - for the ladies.
- Uh-oh.
- Finally.
- Know what I'm saying? - Finally.
- A little "Pony," Ginuwine.
Doing "Pony" by Ginuwine, here's Jason Derulo.
I'm just a bachelor I'm looking for a partner Partner Someone who knows how to ride Without even falling off Gotta be compatible Takes me to my limits Girl, when I break you off I promise that you won't want to get off If you're horny, let's do it No body, no body.
Ride it, my pony My saddle's waiting Come and jump on it Sitting here, flossing Peeping your stylo Just once if I have the chance The things I will do to you You and your body Every single portion Portion Send chills up and down your spine Juices flowing down your thigh If you're horny, let's do it Ride it, my pony My saddle's waiting Come and jump on it My saddle's waiting Come and jump on it If you're horny, let's do it Ride it, my pony.
Yeah.
- Chrissy - Send me up.
Chrissy, doesn't every girl want a pony? I'm gonna get in trouble.
Your body's okay.
Your face is okay.
You did, like, a you did a pretty good job.
Well, thank you, 'cause I appreciate that.
Thank you.
- So, Katharine - Yes? Katharine I'm counting the amount of females against the males in this audience.
I might I might call an unfair advantage, but, you know, can you blame them? - Nah.
- I mean, you know I like you, Katharine.
I'm not gonna get that involved with it.
But, Jason, you go have a seat - All right.
I'm gonna - in the V.
I.
P.
So round one is over, but the battle has just begun.
Mr.
Smooth, Jason Derulo, just killed it, but in round two, sweet, innocent Katharine McPhee just might have a surprise up her sleeve.
"L.
S.
B.
" will be right back.
If you're horny, let's do it Ride it.
"Lip Sync Battle" might be the only show in the world that's wild enough to take two amazing singers like Katharine McPhee and Jason Derulo and turn their mics off, but that's exactly what we did.
And guess what.
These two are knocking it out of the park.
Am I right? Now let's see how this girl next door turned actress and singer got ready for tonight's battle.
So we've just been playing around.
Hi.
Oh, I love a room full of dancers.
This is Larry.
He's going to watch.
Larry's going to watch.
Yep.
I'm going to do this, too.
- Oh, yes.
- Yes.
There it is.
Just really gonna go for it.
And in a jean.
So let's go again from the top.
Yay.
All right, here we go.
- Stand by.
Music.
- This is, like, really just kind of get thrown to the wolves.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
Feel like I'm back on "American Idol.
" Ahhh! Then I'm going to be like I have no idea what I'm doing.
Whoo! - You got this! That was so fun.
That was so awesome.
So we have a bunch of different options.
Love it.
Super.
- Which I think is beautiful.
- Beautiful.
And it has a strap, - so you'll yeah, yeah.
- Oh, good.
Okay.
No, yes.
And then yes.
I'll meet you in your dressing room, and we'll do a fitting.
- Sounds good.
- Thank you.
I'm feeling pretty pumped, feeling optimistic.
You know, I've never really won anything in my life, but I feel like today's the day.
All right, here we go, guys.
On my mark.
Little nervous.
I haven't gotten nervous in a while for something.
There's Jason behind me.
He scares me.
It's too hard to sleep I got the sheets on the floor Nothing on me And I can't take it no more It's a hundred degrees I got one foot out the door Where are my keys? 'Cause I gotta leave, yeah In the back of the cab I tipped the driver ahead of time Get me there fast I got your body on my mind I want it bad Ooh, just the thought of you gets me so high, so high Girl, you're the one I want to want me And if you want me Girl, you got me There's nothin' I, no, I wouldn't do I wouldn't do Just to get up next to you Yeah Just to get up next to you Yes! Just the thought of you Gets me so high So high Ooh, just the thought of you Oh Gets me so high So high Girl, you're the one I want to want me And if you want me Girl, you got me There's nothin' I, no, I wouldn't do I wouldn't do Just to get up next to you Ooh hoo hoo, baby Just to get up next to you Ooh hoo hoo, ooh ooh ooh, oh Get up, get up.
Whoa.
Whoo! I mean, it's a whole new Katharine tonight.
Well, I was inspired by his music video.
You were inspired by the music video? The crunches over the bathtub.
How did you come up with that, by the way? I forgot.
Ha ha! And, Jason how did you feel your song sung, in that way performing, you know, was it like an out of body experience? Yeah, it was out of body, in the body.
It was - it was a lot of things.
- Wow.
And, you know, I got I got a thing for I got a thing for red silk sheets, like Yeah, come on over.
Come on over.
And, like, little furs like this.
This is nice.
This is nice.
I should have added this to the video.
All right, so - Aw, I want to go.
- This is nice.
It got a little bounce to it and everything, don't it? Oh, my.
Yeah, I hate to break up the party, but you can head over to the V.
I.
P.
- Okay.
Excuse me.
- Yeah.
Let's get you to the V.
I.
P.
Ohh! Ha ha! Ohh.
Ohh! Jason, head on over to the V.
I.
P.
You hang out over there.
How serious do things get on "Lip Sync Battle"? Katharine McPhee just took that man's own song and used it against him.
Now it's on Jason Derulo to come up with a counterattack.
Don't go anywhere.
Girl, you're the one I want to want me.
You're my kind of people, people.
The crowd is going bananas for tonight's "Lip Sync Battle.
" Katharine McPhee is relaxing in the V.
I.
P.
But before Jason gets down to it, let's take a look at how he got ready for "L.
S.
B.
" What's up, people? How y'all doing? All right, so we're gonna start with this.
Nice.
That's awesome.
I know me and my squad, we got something set up that's that's a little extra special.
Making it extra steamy today, extra hot.
- Are you ready to see it? - I am.
- Okay.
- Oh, my God.
That's amazing.
We are totally doing that look from the video.
Feel like I'm back in my bedroom again.
Okay, here we go.
Ready? Stand by.
Nice.
Just have fun.
Just do whatever you want.
You both have mics.
If the trash talk starts then, it starts then.
Let's do it.
- Whoo! - Whoo! I feel a little violated.
Yes! So literally just fall back the way you have been, and they'll come around you.
Then it's like Like your song choice.
Provided you with many a lady.
You know, sometimes people like to you know, do a slow, little slow, little jab.
Are you ready? I'm coming for the knockout.
Going to come take that belt.
All right, dancers.
Let's go out.
She's a very kinky girl The kind you don't take home to mother She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street Ow, girl That girl is pretty wild now The girl's a super freak The kind of girl you read about In new wave magazines That girl is pretty kinky The girl's a super freak I really love to taste her Every time we meet She's all right She's all right That girl's all right with me Yeah Hey, hey, hey, hey She's a super freak Super freak She's super freaky, yow Everybody sing Super freak, super freak That girl is pretty kinky The girl's a super freak I really like to taste her Every time we meet She's all right She's all right That girl's all right with me Yeah Hey, hey, hey, hey She's a super freak Super freak She's super freaky, yow Temptations, sing Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh Super freak, super freak That girl's a super freak.
Come here.
Thank you.
- Jason - Call me Rick, please.
All right.
Let me ask you a question, Rick.
- Yep.
- Why "Super Freak"? Were you trying to seduce the crowd, or It's not about the seduction.
You know what I mean? It's more about bringing the freak out of all of us, 'cause we all we all have that inner freak.
Don't we? I see it.
Katharine, what do you what's going through your mind right now, Katharine? Hmm.
I'm trying to keep my eyes up here, not down there.
Same.
I don't know if it's the ladies that are a super freak or this is just Excited? Fresh, exciting.
So if you're keeping track, Jason did Rick, and Katharine did Jason, and, oh, it can only happen on "Lip Sync Battle.
" When we come back, the audience will pick the winner.
No question about it.
She's a super freak Super freak, she's super freaky.
Only on "Lip Sync Battle" do you see stars like this step out of their comfort zone and really come to play in our house.
All right, now here's the thing.
Only one of them can win.
Now it's time for the crowd to decide who gets the "Lip Sync Battle" championship belt.
Chrissy, let's do this.
Ready.
Is tonight's champion going to be Jason Derulo? Crazy.
Or is the champion going to be Katharine McPhee? And the "Lip Sync Battle" champion is - Ah, man.
- Katharine McPhee! I never win anything.
Oh, it's not buckling.
Wow.
- You know, this is - Congratulations.
Congratulations.
And so, Katharine you didn't hold back.
You did a sneak attack because you did Jason's song on Jason.
- I did.
- That is pretty creative.
How does it feel? That was a little bit of a sneak attack, but, you know, I mean, it was kind of like that was the common sense thing to do.
It's like he's here.
I'm gonna rip up one of his songs, and, you know And I you know, I never win anything.
I was on a show, you know, that I lost, so I finally won something.
Good job.
Good night from me, LL Cool J, and my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, whatever you do in life, you gotta knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L.
Girl, you're the one I want to want me And if you want me Girl, you got me There's nothin' I, no, I wouldn't do We love you very much.
We thank you for coming.
Just to get up next to you Yeah Just to get up next to you.