Pop Team Epic (2018) s02e10 Episode Script

The Kingdom of Nature

1
Poptepipic.
This is made with rare sugar.
How much?
This much.
This much.
This much much!
This much.
‪I found the way to Heaven
‪My past life with you
‪You've seen the eyes of Heaven
‪And endless penitence
‪I've been in seventh heaven
‪The conflict only grows
‪What in the name of heaven
‪An untenable meaning of life
‪Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
‪Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
‪Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
‪Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
‪Why are you feeling?
‪Forever more
‪It sounds anti world
‪Way out, what do you believe?
‪A mirror formula
‪Wake up, your brain has stopped
‪An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
‪Way out, what do you see?
‪Saturated irony
Poptepipic!
OTTER HANDSHAKE CORNER
Ooh! You can shake hands
with an otter! I like that!
Yay! Friendship!
What the hell?!
I'll reorganize your face.
Poptepipic. Your face.
Unyumaru, I have kept you waiting.
Perhaps I have kept you waiting too long.
Unyumaru! You!
Nice.
Poptepipic!
Bob Epic Team.
Defendant, step forward.
Yes.
Defendant, step right.
Yes.
-Defendant, step back.
-Yes.
-Step left.
-Yes.
-Forward. Right.
-Yes. Yes.
-Back. Left.
-Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Adjourned!
Poptepipic!
So healthy!
Oh, you!
You really are so healthy.
Poptepipic.
Go.
Drugs?
EPISODE 10: "THE ANIMAL KINGDOM"
This is the Ngapopo
National Nature Preserve.
Due to excessive poaching
during the civil war,
the number of elephants, lions,
and other animals high on the food chain
decreased dramatically.
The thriving numbers of herbivores
has resulted in a dying savanna.
This was once a harmonious animal kingdom,
but it's in a terrible state now.
The herbivores have lost
all fear of predation.
They get bolder with each passing day.
There's nothing to restrain them.
We need to reintroduce predators
to restore the environmental balance.
I haven't asked the question yet.
EchiXX Seika!
Let's see the rest of the video.
ANIMAL KINGDOM - THE CHALLENGE
OF NGAPOPO NATIONAL NATURE PRESERVE
How are you doing back there?
There we go.
He's out like a light!
These carnivores were brought in
from other regions by human hands.
This is an experimental attempt
to restore the natural balance
by releasing carnivores to restore
the fear of predation in the herbivores.
And now, the question.
What did the animal say
after being brought here?
Yes, Cthulhu had the fastest finger.
Is there a Starbucks here?
CTHULHU
THERE'S NO STARBUCKS, HUH
Yes, Popko.
POPKO
Here you go.
I said there wasn't an EchiXX Seika!
Oh, too bad! Time's up!
Let's watch the rest of the video.
Look there!
The wild dogs have formed a pack!
They're reproducing so fast!
I can't believe it!
Yes?
I wouldn't want to visit
this kind of safari park.
Great Old Ones, please go by foot.
The animals grilling mochi
in a sunken hearth.
You don't ask the questions here.
Humans are so selfish.
If they want to restore nature
to the way it was,
why did they have to destroy it
in the first place?
What if humans are a threat to the planet?
That's what I want to say!
Correct!
Today's winner is Popko!
Damn!
Well, see you next week.
NYARLATHOTEP
Poptepipic.
It happened ten years ago.
I was playing in the park.
Ah!
Those birds are so cute!
They really are cute.
It's here. Don't fail me now.
The fate of the world is in your hands.
It's complete! The Picorino Cannon,
or Picorinon for short!
That's
An asteroid of that size will send
the earth back into an ice age,
driving all life to extinction!
Picorinon, fire!
That was when I was certain of it.
All the Picorinos
placed in the parks in Japan
were always defending
the parks that we all play in
and everyone's smiles,
in particular the children's.
Poptepipic.
Ma'am, would you like
a refill on your coffee?
Yes, perhaps I would.
We've got a refill!
Can we do it?
Yes, we can!
Now, with a heart of gratitude,
let's party!
Thank you, refill!
Thanks!
Thank you from my heart!
Yeah!
-Got some good steam, yeah!
-Got some good steam, yeah!
Now's the time to drink it!
Drink it all up!
Chug! Go!
Chug! Go!
And a word from our princess.
Refill.
All right!
Let's have a party brewing it!
Would you like a refill too?
No, thank you.
Don't be that way.
In Eorzea, the land beloved of the gods,
a great adventure awaits you.
Yahoo!
Go!
Adventure, yeah!
There's only one west wind
It's impossible!
This will pass.
WES
That's my tile, Mr. Dragoon.
-Ron.
-Nice Nice
They aren't answering.
Poptepipic.
Hm? Hmm. Pfft.
Yeah, thought you'd say that.
Yeah, thought you'd say
that you thought you'd say that.
Pfft.
Yeah, thought you'd say
that you thought you'd say that.
Pfft.
-Yeah, thought.
-Yeah, thought.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Yeah, thought you'b
Oh, sorry. I messed up.
Thought you'd say that!
-Yeah, thought.
-Yeah, thought.
Yeah.
Over here.
Too easy.
Okay, they're down.
Let me get them with the finisher.
Take this.
I'm very sorry,
but I'm quite confident in my skills
with a handgun.
‪Let's play a game with our fingers
‪Using only one finger each
‪One plus one is two
‪The two of us together
‪Friends and peace
‪Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
‪Friends and peace
‪Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
‪Friends and peace
‪Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
‪No cheating on me now
Everyone, thank you
for purchasing Poptepipic.
There are people watching on stream too.
Actually, did anyone even buy the BDs?
Wouldn't it be better
if they bought ringside seats
for a wrestling match instead?
Pop, we don't say things like that.
But with ringside seats, sometimes you
get wrestler blood on you. They're better.
What?! That's not better!
And you'll get a muscly boyfriend too!
PIPIMI'S ROOM
BUYING POPTEPI 2 BDS?
Don't lie.
Hey, so, Pipimi, with the money
to buy Popte S2, what would you buy?
An electric skateboard.
You're not buying Popte?!
I'm not buying it. Send it to my agency.
That's Tokyo, Chiyoda-ku, XXXX, okay?
Poptepipic.
This is made with rare sugar.
How much?
This much.
‪I found the way to Heaven
‪My past life with you
‪You've seen the eyes of Heaven
‪And endless penitence
‪I've been in seventh heaven
‪The conflict only grows
‪What in the name of heaven
‪An untenable meaning of life
‪Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
‪Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
‪Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
‪Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
‪Why are you feeling?
‪Forever more
‪It sounds anti world
‪Way out, what do you believe?
‪A mirror formula
‪Wake up, your brain has stopped
‪An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
‪Way out, what do you see?
‪Saturated irony
Poptepipic.
OTTER HANDSHAKE CORNER
Ooh! You can shake hands
with an otter! I like that!
Friendship!
I'm gonna shatter that illusion!
Oh?
You wanna go?
Poptepipic!
Unyumaru, come out.
Come out. It won't hurt at all. Come out.
-Can't reach me! Hey! Hey!
-Unyumaru! You!
Ow! Asshole!
Poptepipic.
Bobnemimimmi.
Defendant, step forward.
Yes.
Defendant, step right.
Yes.
-Defendant, step back.
-Yes.
-Step left.
-Yes.
-Forward. Right.
-Yes. Yes.
-Back. Left.
-Yes. Yes.
Yes.
Adjourned!
Poptepipic.
So healthy!
Hey, like
You could try being a manga artist.
Like in JuXX.
Poptepipic.
Yay! I'm ready to go, go!
Can't do this.
Drugs?
EPISODE 10: "THE ANIMAL KINGDOM"
-Ah, Ngapopo. That place.
-This is the Ngapopo
-National Nature Preserve.
-That place.
Pay attention to the video, okay?
-Yes.
-Yes.
There'll be a question after.
That's nice. I want to go there.
I want to visit the savanna.
Must be nice. Full of nature.
Hey, are there dinosaurs there? Dinosaurs?
Dinosaurs, huh? Well
These herbivore's are typically
-I guess there are.
-Oh, there are?
I think there are.
Those things behind him are for them.
Oh, this guy is probably working on them.
You know, dinosaur
The guy that gets eaten?
No, like, the guy that gets spit out.
I haven't asked the question yet.
EchiXX Seika!
Let's see the rest of the video.
ANIMAL KINGDOM - THE CHALLENGE
OF NGAPOPO NATIONAL NATURE PRESERVE
Yes.
Ah, looks like an emergency landing.
Oh, this is that. That You know.
That thing for the NES, in IKARI
-Yeah.
-The part at the start where you fall.
And this is where the story begins.
They are transferred here
Oh, that one. Yeah
That's how it goes.
This is an experimental attempt
to restore the natural balance.
And now, the question.
What did the animal say
after being brought here?
Yes, Cthulhu had the fastest finger.
Is there a Starbucks here?
Yes, Popko.
POPKO
I said there wasn't an EchiXX Seika!
Oh, too bad! Time's up!
Let's watch the rest of the video.
Ah, these two are going to fall in love.
Oh, the romantic interests?
I can't believe it!
Yes?
CTHULHU
I wouldn't want to visit
this kind of safari park.
Great Old Ones, please go by foot.
You don't ask the questions here.
And let's get off the mochi.
Humans are so selfish.
If they want to restore nature
to the way it was,
why did they have to destroy it
in the first place?
What if humans are a threat to the planet?
That's what I want to say!
Correct!
Today's winner is Popko!
Damn!
Well, see you next week.
NYARLATHOTEP
Poptepipic.
It happened ten years ago.
I was playing in the park.
Ah!
Those birds are so cute!
They really are cute.
It's here. Don't fail me now.
The fate of the world is in your hands.
It's complete! The Picorino Cannon,
or Picorinon for short!
That's
An asteroid of that size will send
the earth back into an ice age,
driving all life to extinction!
Picorinon, fire!
That was when I was certain of it.
All the Picorinos placed
in the parks in Japan
were always defending
the parks that we all play in
and everyone's smiles,
in particular the children's.
Poptepipic.
Ma'am, would you like
a refill on your coffee?
Yes, perhaps I would.
We've got a refill!
Can we do it?
Yes, we can!
Now, with a heart
of gratitude, let's party!
Thank you, refill!
Thanks!
Thank you from my heart!
Yeah!
-Got some good steam, yeah!
-Got some good steam, yeah!
Now's the time to drink it!
Drink it all up!
-Chug! Go!
-Chug! Go!
And a word from our princess.
Refill.
All right!
Let's have a party brewing it!
-Would you like a refill too?
-No, thank you.
Don't be that way.
In Eorzea, the land beloved of the gods,
a great adventure awaits you.
Yahoo!
Yay!
Go, go!
-Yahoo!
-Yahoo!
Adventure, yeah!
There's only one west wind
It's impossible!
This will pass.
WES
That's my tile, Mr. Dragoon.
Ron.
They aren't answering.
Poptepipic!
Good morning, Mukatsuki Shikibu!
Yeah, thought you'd say that.
Yeah, thought you'd say
that you thought you'd say that.
Yeah, thought you'd say
that you thought you'd say that.
-Yeah, thought.
-Yeah, thought.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Yeah, thought you'b
Oh, sorry. I messed up.
Yeah, thought you'b say that!
Yeah, thought.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Yeah.
Right now, I've got his right flank!
I've almost broke his shields!
Then
Okay, they're down.
Let me get them with the finisher!
Okay!
A new Pop EX champion is born.
‪Let's play a game with our fingers
‪Using only one finger each
‪One plus one is two
‪The two of us together
‪Friends and peace
‪Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
‪Friends and peace
‪Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
‪Friends and peace
‪Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
‪No cheating on me now
Yeah
-Good work.
-Good work today.
It's been a long time
since we did stuff together.
Yeah, that's true.
We had that event the other day.
-Oh, you're right!
-Right, right.
Right. There are times
when they get mad at me.
Oh, yeah?
Well, there's that one show
that we're in together
Oh, yeah!
They're like, "We can't
get you two together!"
They got They got
mad at me. The princess did.
-Oh, not princess, the nun.
-Right, the nun.
-Nun, well, that's how it goes.
-The nun got mad at me.
Right, we never
We can never come at the same time.
-Oh well. That's how it is.
-Yeah, that's it.
After all these years
I mean, you're right.
-Right.
-I mean, you're agency president now.
-I'm sorry.
-You're agency president.
You've got that raccoon agency,
so, that's how it goes.
Please support Raccoon Dog.
Please support my agency.
Also, Ken Production.
Please do.
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