The Family Stallone (2023) s02e10 Episode Script

MTV. ♪
I need to know someone ♪
Who's warmer
than the sunshine ♪
Could be that you're ♪
The one for me? ♪
You touch me deeper, darling ♪
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Baby!
All my emotions' starting ♪
While we're in Rome,
I've been trying
to dote on Jennifer
and show her
how much I love her,
because we've been here
many times for work,
but to vacation with Jennifer,
this is something
we rarely ever did.
So I thought,
"Why not rekindle our love
in these romantic moments?"
True magic of the moonlight ♪
You give me
everything I need ♪
Need, need, need ♪
-Oh, my God.
-Woman, you ♪
Sly down there trying
to belt out something,
-it's so sweet.
-Tonight ♪
It was like a movie to me.
But it couldn't have been
a more perfect moment.
I'm never gonna give you up ♪
For someone else's love ♪
Never gonna let you go
and lose ♪
-The one I love ♪
-Thank you.
-Oh, whoa, tonight ♪
-What a great surprise.
-Tonight ♪
-There's more of that coming.
I asked my daughters,
"Can you put together
this love dinner
"at the end of our trip
where we're gonna
celebrate your mother?"
And of course, they rallied.
They said, "Dad, sit back.
We got this."
And I can't be more excited.
I love it. Bravo!
Bye, love.
Hey.
Hey!
Go to bed.
Talk to me, baby ♪
I'm goin' blind from this
sweet, sweet craving, whoa-oh ♪
Let's lose our minds
and go crazy, crazy ♪
I-I-I-I-I ♪
I-I-I-I-I. ♪
I can't wait to cook.
-Hi.
-Hi. Lilly.
-Nice to meet you.
I'm gonna be your chef.
-Scarlet. Nice to meet you.
I would like to start
with making tiramisu.
So far,
the trip to Rome has been
the most fun I've had all year.
I don't know, this place is,
it's a little magical.
It's bringing something
out of me that I did not expect.
- Hello.
- Hi. Sophia.
-Flavio.
-Nice to meet you.
-Hi, Sophia.
-How are you?
I don't know
if it's the Italian air,
but romance, it's something
that's been on my mind,
and I'm feeling a lot more open
to meeting someone.
We can start using savoiardi--
lady fingers.
We're just gonna dip them
in the coffee,
and then we break it in half
and put it in the jar.
Oh.
You did it so nice.
I can't do that.
I've never cooked
a dessert in my life.
Really?
I cook everything else
but not, like
A dessert. Okay.
I'm sipping on some wine
and I hear giggling.
But not normal Sophia giggle.
Her normal laugh
is pretty gross.
She's flirting?
It is so cute.
Oh, my God. Girl.
Now we're gonna add mascarpone.
You girls have, like,
a great posture.
How does that happen?
Our dad used to be on us
all the time.
I think I-- that's, like,
one of the most
Oh, really?
Look, I may be out of the game
for a little bit,
but I know flirting
when there's flirting.
And he is
Well, it's getting hot
in there a little bit.
He's, yeah, he's-he's doing
something.
Girl.
His name is Flavio.
Come on.
Get more Italian than that.
You feel like
love is in the air?
A little bit.
This is good for her.
-She needs this.
-She needs a good lover?
- Italian one?
- I don't know about that.
Maybe.
I was thinking maybe, you know,
tonight or tomorrow,
if you have time, we could go
for a coffee or something.
-Oh.
-I can show you, like,
my version of, uh, Rome.
Yeah. Uh, yeah, let's do that.
That'd be fun.
In the last few months,
I've been really focused
on being alone
after my last breakup.
But I'm a hopeless romantic,
and I've always been someone
that was in love with love.
So even though I haven't had
a date in a long time,
I did say yes pretty quickly.
So maybe my body is telling me,
like, I definitely want to go.
- Yeah, we'll get a coffee.
It'll be fun.
Yeah.
- Yeah. I mean, I
- I'm gonna
pee my pants.
What are you doing?
Are you guys filming this?
What are you guys doing?
Look at Mom.
Ooh, she's so creepy.
-All right, Mom, stop.
-Is this a video, or?
Where they're gonna marry,
you're gonna reproduce that.
I thought Dad was embarrassing.
I didn't realize
Mom was worse.
I want to go home.
I want to go home.
All right,
let's get out of here.
Everybody put
their phone on off
or silent.
You excited?
Yeah, I feel like a Mafia don.
I love that.
Today is a very important day
for my family.
We're going to meet the Pope.
Must respect.
You're delusional.
All right, let's go, boys.
I wanted to do something
for Jennifer that was
spiritual because I know
that's so important to her,
and to meet the Pope--
it's the ultimate
Rome experience.
Do you guys know what to do
when you meet the Pope?
- No.
- Curtsy.
- You have to kiss
-Not curtsy. That's the queen.
-You have to kiss his hand
-I'd fist-bump him.
-If you're a Catholic,
you have to kiss his hand.
I don't think so.
They'll tell you
when you get there.
Don't bow.
Don't bow.
I've never seen
our family so nervous.
- I need gum.
- I'm not nervous.
-I'm fine.
-You are not fine.
-You--
I brought a fire extinguisher
for any of you that blows up.
Sly has not always been
the best boy.
Am I going to walk in there
and he's like,
"Oh, my God,
you're too big a sinner"?
Just in case,
if he catches on fire,
I'll be able
to put him out quickly.
Before we go to the Vatican,
I'm gonna stop off
and get holy water
and some rosaries.
-Mom, you've said that
ten times.
-Ten times. Ten times.
- I know, but I
- But why? Why?
Why do we need them?
I wanted to get it blessed.
I'm a ball of nerves.
I just can't believe this.
Oh, we're at the gift shop.
I mean, how many people
get to come face-to-face
with the Pope and have him
bless our family?
I mean, this is
a dream come true.
Hold on
What did you do?
She bought a hundred rosary
and three holy waters.
You're gonna walk around
with all those in your hands?
Jennifer, they're gonna
keep you here.
There's a special room
-It's padded.
-called the Vatican
padded room.
I think every single person
in my family
will do something embarrassing.
Purely out of nerves,
purely out of just being
idiots.
The Pope is gonna be like,
"You guys are too much.
"Get out of
-Get out of my church."
-Look at me. Look at me.
We're so nervous.
What if we say the wrong thing?
How do we properly greet him?
And I have
this nervous pee thing.
- But what if he comes out?
- What if he comes out?
The family's just
not prepared at all.
All I'm thinking in my head is,
"Go smoothly. Go smoothly."
There he is.
Hi.
Thank you.
So good to meet you.
-This is my wife.
-Good morning, Holy Father.
-My daughters.
-Holy Father.
Three.
Thank you.
-Sophia.
-And my brother Frank.
Good morning. Scarlet.
Good morning. Sistine.
-And my brother Frank.
-Hello, Holy Father.
Well, thank you very much,
taking time of your busy days.
We appreciate this very much.
Well, thank you.
I'm honored, too.
We grew up with your films.
- Aw.
- Wow.
Ready? We box.
Yeah, right?
My dad starts shadowboxing
the Pope.
Are you kidding me?
For some inexplicable reason
my fists
come up, like, ah!
He sort of does the same thing,
and I'm going
I peaked.
Meeting the Pope was
unbelievable,
and Sly planning this was such
a special thing he did for me.
It was a beautiful moment.
-Bye-bye. Thank you.
-Thank you.
Look at this.
Pope wants to fight me.
And I want that top.
That I love.
That is gorgeous.
Okay, we're gonna have
to come back
and start trying on some
of these things.
Yes. We're on a mission.
-We're here for you,
not for me.
-Okay.
My parents have
their love ceremony tomorrow,
and my sisters and I
really want to make sure
that my mom is feeling
celebrated.
We'll have flowers there,
her favorite kinds of food,
her favorite drinks.
And why not get her
a nice, pretty dress
that'll make my dad fall
to his knees when he sees her.
This would look really cool.
And of course,
I have to do it because
Sophia and Scarlet
don't exactly know style.
I didn't say that.
Oh, my God, Sistine.
How cute for you.
-For the winter?
-No, no, no.
I know, but--
That sweater is available
in gray, too.
- It's so nice.
- Sistine.
- It's okay. Stop.
We're here for her.
How are you feeling
about tomorrow night?
-Are you excited?
-I'm super excited.
But you know, Sistine,
I don't like
when all the attention's on me.
-I hate when, like,
things are for me.
-Ah.
I like doing things
for other people.
But you always do everything
for everyone else, so it's time
that you're acknowledged for
how much you do for everyone.
I just don't like
when everything's focused--
Well, I'm sorry. You're gonna
have to put up with it
-for one more night.
-Okay. Okay.
And just accept all of the love
coming your way.
I'm a little hesitant
about this love ceremony
being all about me.
You know, moms,
we kind of take the backseat.
Like, we want everything good
for everybody else.
- That's--
- That's amazing.
- Should we try that on?
- Yeah, let's try it on.
So it's kind of hard
when the attention's on you.
I-I want, I want it to go
the other way, not on me.
Looks so sexy.
Oh, it's my favorite
about this season.
- This is the best one.
- What?!
In my opinion, this is the best.
Oh, my God!
It looks insane.
Boom. The first dress
my mom puts on, stunning.
It fit me like a glove.
It was meant for me.
- I love it.
- I wish
it was this easy
all the time.
This is so beautiful.
I've been oceans away ♪
My heart's been aching ♪
Let it fall into place ♪
- Hi.
- Hello, there, Sophia.
Nice to see you again.
Seeing my date
for the first time,
I forgot how handsome he was.
-Nice to see you. Well--
-Nice to see you, too.
We're kind of matching
a little bit.
He's really handsome.
He's cute.
But I'm so nervous right now.
What am I doing?
I think I'm--
Oh, am I over here?
I haven't done this for a bit.
I hope
I don't say something dumb
or do something embarrassing.
I really am hoping for the best.
I'll just take an iced coffee.
I'm a big coffee drinker.
That's all I have in L.A.
In America, they seem
to put more attention to it.
It's a lot more sweeteners,
-a lot more sugar.
-Yeah. Yeah.
-I don't like sugar in coffee.
-Like, you know what's going on.
-Have you had
a pumpkin spice latte? No?
-No.
-I have no idea what that is.
-You don't know what that is?
-No.
-Oh, my God.
Every white girl in America
is freaking out
-over that answer.
-Yeah?
Um, you know,
this is surprising.
I did not think
I was gonna go
on a date in Italy.
-I, yeah.
-Well, sometimes,
uh, things are unexpected
and just happen.
-I know.
-And that's what's beautiful
about life, you know?
So, what do you think about,
you know, the world?
I mean, that's--
-What I mean by that
-That is such a--
-It's a profound question.
-That's a loaded Okay.
We're talking deep stuff, and
it hasn't even been a minute.
Look, I'm all
into deep conversations,
but it's a little much.
I guess, my view of the
I do want
to explore,
and I want to travel.
I think I never want
to feel like I didn't do
everything I have
in this very short lifespan.
-Would you do camping? Like
-What? Camping?
-Camping.
-Does it look like
I'm good at camping?
-No, but you could begin.
-No.
I can't live in a tent. I need
a shower, I need a bathroom.
-River. River.
That's a That's a
-Oh. No.
I'm not gonna go get naked
in the river.
-I can't.
-No, it's like an adventure.
It's a different perspective.
Do you date girls that are
very adventurous, would you say?
I've tried.
You must have, like, some,
some things in common.
I don't think
we're very similar.
Do you think we're similar?
-No.
-No?
But it's hard,
it's hard to tell.
You need to take the courage
to meet somebody
-and see how they are.
-Yeah.
And then if it doesn't work,
it doesn't work.
Yeah. I've been really
focused on myself,
because, you know, when
you end things with someone,
and it makes you take a step
back and go, "Who am I?
Like, what do I want, what I
like, what are my aspirations?"
Because sometimes when you're
with that person, it clouds it.
Yeah. What-what do you think
was what ended it?
Our lives were too different,
and I feel like sometimes
I was limiting how I am.
I don't want
to be like that anymore.
So I've had to kind
of rediscover who I am
-and find this new sense
of confidence.
-Yeah.
And that took me not dating
anyone or talking to anyone.
It makes sense, I mean,
you got to get yourself straight
-before you
-Exactly.
Talking to him
about my past relationships
and him opening up, too,
kind of made me think
about the way I was
in my last relationship
and how, you know,
I changed a lot more
than I thought I did.
Since I've been alone,
I've really figured out exactly
who I am and what I want.
-This has been very fun.
-Yeah.
Cheers to this.
Even though there wasn't
any sparks between us,
I feel like
this is exactly how I needed
to reintroduce myself
into the dating world.
Now I feel comfortable going
to this next phase of my life,
of, you know, hopefully
finding my forever partner.
Oh, these are heavy.
Oh, it looks great.
Okay. Perfect.
Ah Love.
This love ceremony,
it is going to be perfect.
Sistine, Scarlet and I
were in charge of the flowers,
the food, the ambiance,
'cause I know my dad can't
do that part.
You look handsome.
Your tie's a little short.
I was gonna keep it open.
No, no, no.
Yeah, keep it open.
What about the shirt?
Tucked in or out?
-We need to tuck it in?
-Yeah, tuck it in.
-No.
-Tuck it in. Why is it out?
-Tuck it in.
-Because that's cool.
-How is it?
-Ay.
-Here she comes.
-Is she coming out?
Oh
How nice she looks.
-Fantastic.
-Oh, my God. Mom.
Jennifer walks out
my knees buckled.
Perfection.
-Oh.
-Oh, you look beautiful, baby.
Thank you. I love you.
She looked so radiant
in her dress.
Oh, my God.
Jennifer, you always say
I don't pull the chair out,
so I'm ready now.
-Oh, my God.
-"I'm ready now."
They say you can't teach
an old dog new tricks.
-Look at this.
-Arf.
My dad isn't exactly Rico Suave,
but him pulling out
a chair for my mom,
I'm liking what I'm seeing,
and I'm hoping he keeps it up.
- I'd like to say something.
- Oh.
Darling, you don't get
the credit you deserve,
because without you
guiding this family,
going off the rails,
this and that.
You held the family together.
You gave it purpose
and direction.
You maintain your beauty
and your sense of humor
and your smile.
And as I look over
the eternal city,
I have eternal love for you.
Oh, thank you, my love.
- Thank you.
- Never forget that.
- Oh, my God.
- Bravo.
Jennifer, her love--
it's the sun in the morning,
and the moon at night.
It's extraordinary.
We've been in each other's
lives for almost 36 years.
Happy birthday ♪
I have so many
precious memories.
True love. ♪
But now, I must admit,
I've fallen deeper in love
than ever before.
-Oh.
-Cheers to us.
-Cheers.
-Cheers to Mom and Dad.
-I love you.
-Cheers.
Look at all
these beautiful children
- we made together.
- Crazy.
I know. Insane.
I don't know
how we got so lucky.
You are the sweetest,
greatest, most nurturing mom.
And I have never heard
anyone say
one negative thing about you,
and that is a true testament
- to your character.
- Never.
- Wow.
- If I can become
half the woman
and the mom that you are
You are.
- You will be.
- Beautiful.
- Aw.
- Everyone stop looking at me.
That was great.
I can't picture my
- Now I realize
- Yeah.
Just don't look at her.
It helps.
-I looked down.
-Okay, um
I look back at my days,
and I realize I'm not the person
I am without you.
Because the most fond memory,
when I had a speech delay,
every morning, you would
read to me in the car.
We would get to school 30
minutes early every single day,
and you would put a sticker on
every line that I said correct.
You made me feel like
the smartest person
in the world growing up.
- You are the smartest person.
- No.
- You are.
- Stop. Stop.
-Oh, my God.
-You're killing us over here.
That was the cutest story ever.
You're choking me up.
Christ almighty.
Oh, my God.
So, you guys all know
I'm obsessed with love.
Like, I read about it,
I write about it.
I love love.
And a greater love
that is more magical
in this entire world
is a found love.
It's when two people
who don't know each other
find each other
and choose each other
every single day
because they love
each other that much.
And I was able to experience
that watching you two.
Oh, my God.
Good stuff from everyone.
Thank you, guys, because
I wouldn't be
the hopeless romantic,
all of us wouldn't be
talking about how much
we want to fall in love
and have kids if it wasn't
because we were able to witness
two people like you
- Aw, that's beautiful.
- falling in love.
- Aw, thank you.
- Thank you.
-Thank you, guys.
-I love you.
All this attention coming at me
from all different directions.
Actually, I'm kind of
enjoying it for the first time.
I'll try to say something.
Jennifer, I am so happy
you came into my brother's life,
and you've always welcomed me,
'cause basically, you're
the only family I have left,
-so you've always welcomed me.
-Oh.
And you've
always been very kind to me.
I really appreciate it.
I really do.
- Uncle Frank.
- I love you, Frank.
- Jesus Christ.
I can't anymore.
I was gonna say,
if we had a fourth daughter,
I hope it was Frank.
Francis to you.
I get very emotional.
It's just I'm very grateful
for this whole family.
And it just hit me
at that moment.
You know what?
I'm a lucky son of a bitch.
I wanted to say
a little something.
To me, the greatest job
in the whole world was to be
a mom and to be a good wife.
And I couldn't be
a more proud mom,
and to be your wife,
who I will always be
faithful, loyal,
and there for you
till my last dying breath.
And, Frank,
I love you like a brother.
With me, you will
always have a home,
and you will always be
protected.
-That means a lot.
Thank you very much.
-You know that.
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
-To family and love.
-To family.
To family, to love.
I know my family loves me more
than anything like I love them.
But it's one thing
to just know it,
but then it's another thing
to hear it.
That was
the most beautiful night.
I can't put into words
what that meant.
I really realized at that moment
I did something right
in this world,
was to create
these beautiful people.
- Mmm.
- I love you.
-This is the best vacation ever.
-Ever!
-This is the best.
-Roma!
Thank you.
I love you, guys.
And I'm here tonight ♪
To ride this through ♪
Love it. Thank you.
I love you.
I think this trip to Italy--
it's opened up a lot
of our eyes in different ways.
Maybe for me, love.
I hope I can find that soon.
For my parents,
it's reigniting their love.
And for Scarlet,
it's having that young love
in a new city.
I think this is the most fun
I've had on a family trip.
-Oh, my God.
-Honestly.
My main objective this year
was to find love.
And did that happen? No.
But in the meantime, I have
my sisters, I have my parents,
Frank, that's
all the love I need.
No matter how far we are,
there's always a home base.
Cheers to a home base.
At the end of the day,
no matter how much
we are changing,
we will always be a pack.
With Louis and I,
I don't know what's
gonna happen in the future,
but as long as I have him
in my life,
it doesn't matter where we are.
I'm here tonight ♪
Riding down this road
with you ♪
One of the true tragedies
about growing up is people
move on to different areas.
But I know
we'll make it a priority
to be with each other
as much as we possibly can
because family is everything.
Down this road with you. ♪
Got a little
surprise for you guys.
What's the surprise?
-Keep your eyes looking down.
-Okay.
Oh!
- My buddy.
- Oh, my good friend. Hello.
- Is that a donkey?
- Look how cute it is.
Isn't that great?
This is my biggest surprise yet.
What is wrong with you?
Nothing says love like donkey.
We had coyotes.
Donkeys chase
and terrify coyotes,
so if you want
to protect your dog,
you buy a donkey.
We are not taking
the donkey to Florida.
We have no room for the donkey.
Look at his face.
Come on. Come on,
come on, come on.
-Are you changing your mind?
-I said no!
Now I feel like a real ass.
Come on now,
roll with the crazy ♪
Dance like 1980 ♪
Ooh, ooh ♪
Roll with the crazy ♪
Dance like 1980 ♪
Roll with me, baby ♪
You ain't gonna save me ♪
Ooh, ooh. ♪
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