The Last Kids on Earth (2019) s02e10 Episode Script

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[whimpers]
Aah!
[Jack screams]
No!
-Huh!
-[metal crunches]
[door creaks]
Wait, what?
-[metals scrapes]
-[licks, pants]
[all] Wait, what?
-Your owner came to me for aid.
-[snuffling]
-So, you're not one of the bad guys?
-[Dirk whimpering]
Yup, definitely claustrophobic.
Move it or lose it!
[gasping]
[sighs] Thanks, furball.
With the strange events
surrounding the undead,
Thrull's behavior has been suspect to me,
as has yours.
Ugh, he tricked us into helping him,
and now he's got Quint!
And the bestiary!
A bestiary, I should have known.
Now that Thrull has fed Rezzoch,
he will perform a ritual
using the completed bestiary.
Yeah, duh!
Duh, indeed.
Then Rezzoch will come.
And we just handed Rezzoch the key,
literally!
I'm going to rescue Quint
Now!
-[Rover barks]
-Alone? I don't think so!
No. If you truly wish to succeed,
we all must aid in this endeavor.
How? Thrull took Big Mama
and we can't all pile on Rover.
I'm not waiting around
for you to figure out a plan
while that that that thing
has my best friend!
[rumbling]
[crackling]
[crunching]
[shrieking]
Whoa!
Hang on!
[ripping]
[roars]
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
[theme music playing]
[roars]
Whoa!
[screams]
[Wormungulous growling]
[June]
Wow! The Wormungulous got big!
I think he's here to help.
Instant mobile home!
Hmm, fascinating.
[screeches]
[whines] Oh, man!
I just planted parsnips over there!
OK! Load up the weed killer,
hoses, canons, everything, and quickly!
We gotta get Quint!
[chain clinking]
[clicks]
[clunks]
Time to tunnel right through
Thrull's evil plan!
[whistles]
[screeches]
Whoa!
Aah! Oh.
[rumbling]
[screeches]
[snuffling]
[crashing]
Slowly, now.
[whistles]
[Bardle]
Listen.
[Thrull chanting in alien language]
The summoning ritual begins.
[chanting continues]
No. Quint!
Yah!
Guys, we need to act, now!
[Thrull]
Tree of Entry, hear me!
With this key, become the door
through which Rezzoch the Ancient One,
Destructor of Worlds will enter.
-Tree of Entry, hear me!
-[Quint grumbling]
With this key, become the door
-through which the Ancient One, Destru
-Thrull!
Bayurok!
This is madness!
I implore you, it is not too late
to turn from this path.
You interfere where you should not,
Bayurok!
I will finish this!
-Rezzoch will devour all!
-[zapping]
And I will rule by her side!
[electric pulse]
Ugh!
Ah! Ugh! [groans]
[growls]
Tree of Entry, hear me!
-With this key, become the door
-[muffled scream]
-through which
-[roars]
Wait, what?
-[roars]
-[Quint screams, muffled]
[growls]
-[music playing through speakers]
-[echoing] I'm sorry,
did I break your concentration?
Don't you just hate it
when that happens?
You think you can distract me
with such nonsense?
Cease!
[echoing] What?
Did you say crank it up louder?
[rock music playing loudly]
No! Lower!
Lower!
[muffled talking]
Not to worry, Squidling.
You are being saved for Rezzoch, herself.
And she will arrive hungry.
[Jack]
Hey! Two legs!
[growls]
[rumbling]
No one treats my friend
like a tater tot appetizer
for some inter-dimensional ding-dong!
Darn it, Jack! We were
supposed to go down there together!
And also, you stink!
-[casually] Hey, Quint!
-[muffled remark]
If you want your friend, come and get him!
Argh!
[snarls]
[Jack pants] Uh, yah!
-Yuh!
-Uh.
Huh! Yuh! Yah!
-Hiyah!
-[growls]
Huh! How do you like
getting stabbed in the back?
-[Thrull grunts]
-Aah!
[Thrull growls]
Uh.
[growls]
-[growls]
-Huh!
[tree shrieks]
-Yah!
-[Thrull groans]
Hey, little buddy.
[gasps] Dirk!
-Adorable squirt gun!
-[snaps]
OK, come on!
-[Bardle groans]
-[gasps] Bardle!
[Bardle groans]
We need reinforcements.
Go! We'll do what we can.
[Jack]
Yah!
Yah! Your usefulness to me has ended,
foolish boy!
[Thrull]
Yah! Uh! Yah!
[roars]
Ah
Now, if I can just figure out
how to work the wheeled metal beast.
[tires spin out]
-[clunks]
-[Bardle] Ha-ha!
I do believe
I'm getting the hang of this thing.
[tires squealing]
[smashing]
[Thrull, Jack grunting effort]
[growls] You're joking
if you think you can stop me!
Oh, I'm not joking.
You taught me to be serious, remember?
And right now,
I'm as serious as as sad clown painting.
You also taught me this!
Rising Anguish!
Yah!
Oh! Aah!
-Aah!
-[Thrull laughs]
Ugh! Ah chest pains!
You do not understand
how out of your element you are.
Well, obviously, you're a lousy teacher.
-Then allow me to educate you, boy!
-Ugh!
Have a glimpse of what's to come,
Jack Sullivan.
-[snarls]
-Aah!
[zaps]
[gasps]
[rumbling]
[Rezzoch] I am coming for your world.
[Jack]
No. No!
Ugh.
Now you understand!
[Thrull roars]
-Aah! Ugh!
-[thunking]
-[gasps]
-[both gasp]
[laughs]
[June, Dirk, Quint panting]
[June]
Jack! Jack!
Aah!
[whispers] I can't.
Can't do this! I saw!
You saw Rezzoch, didn't you?
Guys, it's about to get super worse.
I I can't stop this!
You're right. You can't.
But we can. Together.
Yeah, dude.
Anyone who tries to do the apocalypse
on their own is an idiot.
Been there, done that.
Ditto.
OK. No more solo.
Wait, where's Quint?
Quint!
What's he doing?
Did he not just hear me say,
"No more solo"?
[growling]
[growling, snarling]
Tree of Entry!
With these words and this key,
-I now
-[Quint] Yah!
Ooh! [growls]
Maybe a hairy Eyeball quill
will shut you up!
Ah! What have you done?
Become indispensable.
No!
I must see the book!
-Whoa!
-Did Quint just
[laughs] He sure did!
-[Quint grunts]
-No!
Hopefully, yes!
Yeah, Quint! Score!
[laughs] Ugh!
[all] Ooh!
[pants]
OK! We gotta keep that book
away from Thrull.
[Rezzoch]
You have failed me, Thrull!
Rezzoch! No!
[snarls]
Hah, I will not be defeated.
Tree of Entry, I unify my body with yours,
from two beings into one!
-[roars]
-[zapping]
[roars]
[electrical zapping]
[Jack, Quint]
Ugh!
-[zapping]
-Aah!
[groans]
Aah!
We gotta get this away from Thrull!
Quint, you got this!
[Rover barks]
Need a ride?
Huh!
-[thunder]
-[Thrull grunting]
[zapping]
[roars]
[all]
Aah!
[roars]
Let's go, June!
[Dirk]
Aah!
[roars]
[roars]
[roars, laughs]
[whistles]
[rumbling]
[screeches]
Follow that tree man
uh, monster!
[whistles]
[screeches]
[thundering]
He's right behind us!
[Tree Thrull growls]
There he goes!
-[roars]
-[screeches]
Dirk, it's weed killer time!
[growls]
-[roars]
-[screeches]
-[chomps]
-[booms]
Aim for his legs!
[yells]
[wails]
[shrieks]
[moaning]
-[metal scrapes]
-[moans]
Oh, man, he's doing the shrieking!
It's a zombie backup call!
[moaning]
[shrieks]
Yah!
Incoming!
-Ugh!
-[moans]
Uh! Yuh!
Huh! Huh!
Yah!
[branches crunching]
Enough with the zombies already!
[growls]
-[zombies moaning]
-Yuh! Unh!
-Ugh!
-Ah, Thrull's getting away!
Oh, ho-ho, I don't know about that!
Look!
[monsters yelling]
[gasps]
OK! It's go time!
-[Rover barks]
-[Quint] Monsters ready?
-And go!
-[monsters yelling]
[roars]
[monster grunts]
-Yah!
-Ah-ha! Ah-ha!
Ugh!
-[laughs]
-[revs engine]
[Thrull]
Ugh!
[roars]
[tires squealing]
[Bardle]
Yuh! Ugh!
Ah! Ugh!
I've been itching for a fight.
-[moans]
-And I'm gonna use your face
to scratch that itch. Ugh!
[laughs]
[roars]
Ho! Ha! Hee!
[war cry]
Eee! Aah!
[moaning]
[thunderous footsteps approach]
-[roars]
-[moans]
Huh!
Ay! I knew Thrull was bad from the start,
I just didn't say anything!
Get him!
Yah!
[groaning]
Ugh!
Hah! Ugh!
-Yah! Uh!
-[Bardle] Yah!
Ah! Ugh!
Ah!
[tires squealing]
Ha! I would enjoy this
as a daily pastime.
Very fun!
Hah! Ugh! Ugh!
Ugh! Huh! Huh!
[Dirk] Yeah! [laughs]
Behind you!
-Ah! Ah!
-[Thrull growls]
Aah!
Ugh! Hey!
Aah!
The key!
Aah!
Quint!
Uh! Aah!
Ugh!
Aah!
Aah!
-Yah!
-[Quint] Whoa!
[roars]
[Quint]
Thrull can't get the book!
Bestiary keep away!
[roars]
Yuh!
Uh! Ugh!
[Quint]
Great catch, my friend!
Thanks, buddy!
-[growls]
-Yow!
Ugh.
[pants]
[growls]
Uh, gah!
Don't think so, splinter face!
-[growls]
-Ugh!
[strains]
Aah!
Huh! Hah!
To me!
Huh!
Huh!
[monster noises]
Sorry! Got nothing for ya!
[roars]
Aah! Ugh!
Ugh, my whole body is a bruise!
Dirk! High pass! Uh!
Huh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Aah! Ugh!
Ugh! Waah!
Huh?
-[zombies moan]
Out of my way, dead heads!
Aah!
Don't even think about it,
termites for brains!
Whoa!
Ugh!
[roars] Ah!
Hey, Thrull! En garded!
[roars]
[gasps]
[Wormungulous shrieks]
Aah!
-[gasps]
-[June, Bardle gasp]
Jack!
[grunts]
Whoa!
[Rover barking]
[June, Dirk grunting]
[June] Jack!
[growls]
-[June] Huh!
-[Quint] Ah!
[Tree Thrull]
The key!
We must buy them time.
Then we attack!
[Chef Monster]
Right behind you, Battleax!
Ah, yah!
[growls] Uh!
Aah! Whoa!
[laughs]
[roars]
[monsters grunt]
[monsters war cry]
[Quint]
We're coming, Jack! Ugh!
[June, Quint, Dirk grunting]
If you don't come out in 10 seconds,
I'm gonna bury you myself!
[Rover barking, growling]
[metal squeaks]
-[licks]
-[groans]
[gasps]
Jack! You're OK!
-[Jack groans]
-And apparently you've leveled up.
Ugh, luckily the suit
saved the old noggin. Phew!
-Well, I'm glad of that, friend.
-Me, too.
Ugh, Dirk, how much weed killer
do we have left?
Four barrels.
But without the soakers,
there's not much we can do.
Look guys,
after what I saw of Rezzoch in the tree,
there's no going back.
So, what do we do?
Looks like we have
one last bestiary quest to complete.
Thrull!
[dings]
-Whoa! [grunts]
-[gear clatters]
Here, take care of her.
[Biggun]
Ugh!
[growls, roars]
[clatters]
Biggun! Yah!
Hiyah!
Ugh! [growls]
[growls]
Here it is, Thrull!
[growls]
Your key! Come and get it!
Relying on others makes you weak,
Jack Sullivan!
Really? 'Cause it doesn't seem like
you'd be anything without Rezzoch.
Heck, you needed four kids
to finish your stupid book!
[roars]
I mean ugh you couldn't even
fight a bunch of kids by yourself!
You had to morph with a tree
just to keep up!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
-Aah!
-[Tree Thrull roars]
Aah!
[Skaelka gasps]
[Dirk, Quint, June gasp]
[laughs]
-[hissing]
-[pants]
[growls]
-[Tree Thrull groans]
-Ugh!
[cheers]
Ugh! Aah!
I hope this suit is strong enough,
or we're both gonna end up as mulch!
[Tree Thrull roars]
Yah!
Uh! Yah!
Uh!
Huh!
[sizzles]
Aah!
Aah!
[Rover barks]
Aah!
-[barks]
-Ugh!
Thanks, bud.
[sizzling]
[moaning]
Huh?
[Rover barks]
Nice catch, Rover!
Ugh!
Happy to see
you made it out alive, friend!
I didn't doubt it for a second.
Thanks, guys!
Am I still on fire?
[Jack whimpering, sighs]
[Wormungulous whimpers]
Thanks to you too, big fella!
You and me, buddy! Worms!
[whimpers]
[whimpers]
[clattering]
[whooshing]
[clattering]
So, guess we better put this puppy
somewhere safe.
[Bardle]
Indeed.
You have all done well.
But I will tell you this
Stopping Rezzoch indefinitely
will be difficult.
Her servants are forever relentless.
And so am I!
Pretty proud of yourself, huh, Sullivan?
Um [chuckles] maybe.
And you, that was, uh,
-cool running and slicing.
-[June laughs]
Yeah, you, too.
Uh, we just freaking
Blew up a tree!
[both] I know!
[both laugh]
Hey! Hey! Hey!
[chuckles awkwardly]
[Cleaner Monster] Hey!
Guess we live next to Joe's now. Cool.
We can hook up the zip-line
right into the restaurant!
And the line could even
run over a huge pile of garlic knots,
so we can just land in it like a ball pit!
That's crazy!
But if anyone can do it, you can.
Huh.
Look, I know I pick on you sometimes,
uh, but you made a real difference today.
I'm proud of you, dude.
You may even say I was Quint-essential.
Don't press your luck.
[indistinct chatter]
Pies for the prize, human scum.
Decent victory, adequately fought.
But don't get cocky.
Ugh!
Selfie!
-Uhm, selfie!
-Huzzah!
[Jack]
Radical new treehouse location,
cool monster neighbors,
loyal house-broken pet!
Uh, sorta.
And one awesome team
of friends Family.
Let me tell ya,
if you gotta do the apocalypse,
I don't recommend doing it
any other way.
-[Quint, Dirk and June moan] Mmm!
-[chomps]
-[Jack] Mmm!
-[drips]
[Rezzoch laughs]
[theme music playing]