The Proud Family (2001) s02e10 Episode Script

He's so cute, he's so fine ♪
Which one of these stars
will be mine? ♪
Denzel, Brad, Enrique, Tom,
Bow-Wow, Romeo, Bow-Wow, Romeo ♪
(faster) Bow-Wow, Romeo,
Bow-Wow, Romeo ♪
Dang, Penny, pick one.
You know
you're not going to miss.
Yeah, I've got to get home
for dinner.
Bow-Wow. I win.
(laughing)
You always win.
Yeah, you're the best double-Dutcher
in town, Penny.
Well, I hate to toot
my own horn,
but I am pretty good.
Beep-beep, hey! Toot-toot!
(all laughing)
I've got big news, girls.
Guess what's opening
in the mall.
Whatever it is, it's got
Wizard Kelly's name on it.
No, somebody bigger.
Much bigger.
Al Roker!
He's opening a teen nightclub.
The grand opening is tonight.
(all scream)
Wait. Why are we tripping?
There's no way our parents
are going to let us go
to a teen club.
Shoot, my daddy won't even let
me join the Glee Club.
(mimics Oscar) I don't want you singing
with no boys. Trudy!
Yeah, my parents
won't go for it, either.
Oh, man, I was so excited,
I completely forgot
about our parents.
Oh, well, it was fun while it lasted.
Look, y'all, we're going
to that new teen club tonight
and our parents are going
to be cool with it.
And why is that, Dijonay?
Because we're going to tell 'em
we're going to Juicy's Juice Bar.
Hey! We're going to par-tay!
We're going to Par-tay! ♪
4
The Proud Family ♪
What? You and me
will always be tight ♪
Family, every single day
and night ♪
Even when you start
acting like a fool ♪
You know I'm loving
every single thing you do ♪
I know that I can
always be myself ♪
I love you more
than anybody else ♪
And every day
as I'm heading off to school ♪
You know there's no one
I love as much as you ♪
Family, a family ♪
Proud Family ♪
They'll make you scream ♪
-(doorbell rings)
-They make you want to sing ♪
It's a family thing,
a family ♪
Proud, Proud Family ♪
Proud Family ♪
They'll push your buttons ♪
And make you want
to hug them ♪
Family, a family,
Proud, Proud Family. ♪
Yowch!
Thank you for bringing us
to Juicy's, Mr. Proud.
My pleasure,
LaCienega.
So are you girls performing some
spoken word tonight?
Oh, yeah, Mr. Proud.
We're going to get our poetry on.
Do you want to come
and hear us, Daddy?
I would, baby girl,
but I've got to deliver
those pictures to the framers
before they close.
I'll be back to pick you up
at about 10:00.
(tires screeching)
I've got to give you props, Penny.
That was pretty smart
asking your pops to come in.
Give me some daps.
Hey, yeah, girl,
you know how we do it.
That way they'll never suspect
what we're really up to.
Oops, girls, we forgot
to change.
We're girls, we're bad ♪
We're looking really rad! ♪
(all squealing)
This place is tight, y'all.
(all laugh)
(Girls)
Hey!
What's up, ladies?
Oh, Sticky,
you look so fly.
Good suggestion,
Dijonay.
Sticky, I didn't mean
fly away!
Come back here!
Hey, welcome, kids,
to Al Roker's Teen Nightclub
where the music is the shizzle
for a rizzle
and tomorrow you can expect
a little drizzle.
(laughing) See, that's a little
weather humor there.
Okay, are you kids ready
to party all night?
(All)
Yeah!
Then you better go
somewhere else
because Al Roker's Teen Club
closes at 11:00.
(all groan)
You ladies ready to get
on the dance floor?
Come on, Michael.
Do you know how
to lambada?
Come on, Duke. Let's boogie.
That works for me, Z.
Would you like to dance?
Sure, Omar.
Hey, y'all, remember,
my daddy's picking us up
at Juicy's at 10:00.
I see Sticky
at 12:00.
(shrieks)
(Girls)
Hey!
Excuse me, ma'am.
I'm here to pick up my daughter
and her three friends.
Have you seen them?
Lady, I haven't seen
anyone all night.
But I dropped them off
hours ago.
Look, mister, I said
I haven't seen anyone all night.
Why?
Because I haven't had
a customer all night.
I tell you, ever since that Al Roker
opened that teen nightclub at the mall,
business be dead, mon.
Dead.
(low growl)
Move over, Oscar,
I'm driving!
(Oscar)
Ooh, they in trouble.
This club is the bomb!
Yes, I am.
I said the club is the bomb,
not you.
Man, this place
is so much fun.
I'm coming here every week.
Oh!
Penny Proud, how dare you go
to a nightclub and with boys!
You are in big trouble, young lady.
Got to go.
See ya, Proud.
Wouldn't want to be ya!
Hold it, Dijonay,
LaCienega, and Zoey.
You're in trouble, too.
(All)
Dang!
Mama, Daddy,
you're embarrassing us.
I don't care.
You girls should
be embarrassed.
Hey, everybody, look at Penny.
She lies to her parents.
(Oscar) Mama, come on.
We're about to start a movie.
Penny, where's the popcorn?
-Coming.
-(bones creak)
(groans)
Mama, Daddy,
I've finished mopping the floor,
cooking, feeding the twins,
and retiling the roof.
Can I watch the movie, too.
No.
You see, baby girl,
you did all those things
because you are on punishment,
which comes from
the Latin word "puni"
which means "no movies,"
and the Latin word "meant"
which means I meant it.
Mama, tell Daddy to let me
watch the movie.
Sorry, Penny,
but I don't help liars.
You tell her, Trudy.
Shoot, I had to ground Oscar
so much for lying,
the boy grew roots.
No, I grew roots
'cause you wouldn't feed me.
Here, baby, let me
make it up to you.
-(fist landing)
-(Oscar) Ow!
That's called
a knuckle sandwich.
Would you like me
to supersize it for you?
(muffled) What are you looking at?
Get up there and clean your room!
I can't stand them!
None of them
Mommy, Daddy, Suga Mama,
no adults.
I wish they all were gone.
Today is a beautiful day nationwide
except for Penny Proud's house
where there's a forecast
for overcast skies and punishment.
I'm only on punishment
because of you.
I don't think so.
I didn't tell you to lie to your parents
and sneak out to the club,
now, did I?
Uh, how did you know that?
And how are you talking to me
through my TV?
Hey, I'm Al Roker.
I know everything.
(Oscar) Penny,
I hope I don't hear that television!
Uh, no, sir.
There you go lying again.
Al Roker, meet Mr. Click.
Who's Mr?
(sighs)
What are you doing
on my computer screen?
(Oscar) Penny,
I hope I don't hear that computer on!
No, sir.
There you go again.
You just can't help
yourself, can you?
You lie more
than Willard Scott.
Let's face it.
How beautiful
can a 100-year-old woman be?
Very.
My Suga Mama's beautiful.
Whoa! It's a wonder your nose
isn't growing as we speak.
They ought to call you
Pennocchio.
Get it? See? Pennoch
All right,
they all can't be gems.
All right, let's get back to that
"You wish they were all gone" thing.
What are you talking about?
Penny, do you really wish
there weren't any adults?
Yeah, starting with you.
Hey, hey, you might want
to be nice to me.
I can make things happen
for you.
-Like what?
-Here's my card.
Huh?
Now, this is freaky.
(reading the card)
Huh?
Just sign this contract, Penny,
and your wish will come true.
Ooh. What exactly are you,
Mr. Roker?
Well, my dear, I've been described
as a mature Will Smith type.
At least that's how
my agent sells me.
All right, would you believe
the dad from Family Matters ?
You better get to the point
before I turn the computer off.
Okay, okay, so you wish
the adults were gone.
I can make that happen.
Yeah, right.
Seriously.
Sign the contract and I'll show you.
Why do I have
to sign a contract?
Oh, it's just a little formality.
It's to protect you, really.
-From what?
-Just sign it!
I mean, just sign it.
Okay, I signed it.
So when does it happen?
It's done.
Check it out for yourself.
Mama, Daddy?
Mama, Daddy?
Suga Mama?
They're gone, Penny.
There are no more adults anywhere.
Your wish has been fulfilled.
I don't believe that.
Believe it.
It's your world now, kiddo.
Have fun.
Toodles.
Yeah, right.
He must think I was born yesterday.
(doorbell rings)
Hey, Penny,
did you hear?!
There are no more adults!
They're gone!
What's cracking, y'all?
(crying)
It's terrible, Penny.
Our parents are missing.
Yeah. My girl Penny
got rid of them.
Got rid of them?
How'd you do that?
What? Do you have
a genie in a bottle?
Nope. I got someone better.
Al Roker!
Al Roker?
Oh, come on!
I know he won't fit in a bottle.
You better watch who
you're talking about.
Al has got mad powers, homie.
(laughs)
Yeah, right.
You're lying.
Then where are the adults,
smarty?
Yo, this is like spooky,
brother.
It's like something
out of The X-Files, man.
You got to bring back
the grown-ups, Penny!
Why?
Because with no grown-ups, Proud,
nobody would get an allowance.
So who are the Gross sisters
going to jack?
Nobody,
because in a world without adults,
nobody gets jacked.
Nobody gets told what to do.
Nobody gets embarrassed.
It's a world of the children,
by the children,
and for the children.
Yeah, but, Penny,
who's going to tell us what to do?
I'm telling you,
we can do anything we want.
You know, Proud is right.
We're running things up
in this mud.
So are you with me?
(Others, chanting)
We're in charge!
We're in charge!
We're in charge!
What are you guys doing here?
We're here to learn.
Shoot, you better learn to live.
(squealing and laughter)
Class dismissed.
(laughing)
(laughing)
(yells)
Pay up.
We are in charge now ♪
Mmm, ain't nobody finer,
slappin' ♪
We are in charge now ♪
Oh, there ain't nobody finer,
slappin' ♪
We are in charge now ♪
Mmm, there ain't nobody finer,
slappin' ♪
We are in charge now ♪
(gasps)
(snoring)
Uh, excuse me! Excuse me!
Look, you kids do not have
to go home,
but you got to get
the heck out of here.
(chuckles)
So, where's
the party tonight?
Not here.
There are no more parties
up in this piece.
Now beat it.
Ooh, don't kick him out, Penny.
He's cute.
I don't care!
He didn't offer to help us
clean up.
"Us," Proud?
Yeah, us.
Let's get started.
I'm not your mama.
Could you guys be quiet?
I'm watching the news.
I'm Pookie.
In today's news
Uh-oh, bad news.
President Scooter and them
have proposed a new party tax.
He can't tax us.
We're just kids.
In other news,
the President and them
have also created
a new cabinet post
Secretary of Video Games.
And now, here's Al Roker
with the weather.
Thanks, Pookie.
Love the corn rows.
It's another super, sunny,
adult-free day,
so, kids, go out,
eat what you like,
do what you like,
and have fun.
Why is Al Roker still here?
He's an adult!
Yeah, but he's the one
who granted me my wish.
He has to be here.
(crying)
Your mama and daddy
ain't here.
They're never coming back.
-Don't tell them that.
-(loud crying)
I told my brothers and sisters.
They've been quiet ever since.
(doorbell rings)
Package for
the Proud family.
Thanks.
See, Bebe and Cece,
we're the Proud family
this package is ours.
Let's open it.
Party over here! Ooh, ooh! ♪
Party over there! Ooh, ooh! ♪
Ain't nothing over here.
Ooh, ooh! ♪
So go home!
Aw, Penny, come on,
stop being a drip.
Man, we got to get our party on
before they start taxing.
'Cause after that, me and my
sisters are back to jacking.
Then I say we party
till the 12th of never.
Soul Train line!
(all cheering)
No, it's the end of the line.
Everybody out of my house!
(others groaning)
Mama Dada Suga Mama.
(loud crying)
(Penny)
Hey!
(Boy)
Oh, man.
It's okay, Bebe and Cece.
I know you miss your parents.
Yeah, it'll be okay.
You'll see your parents again.
You hear, shorties?
Hang in there.
You just can't give up hope.
(all crying)
What's wrong with y'all?
Bebe and Cece miss their mama
and daddy.
Oh those are the pictures
mama and daddy mailed off.
(sobbing) I miss them, too.
I miss my mama, my daddy,
my Suga Mama!
I miss my mommy and my daddy
and Papi.
I miss my daddy, too,
even though I have to call
him "Coach" in public.
(all crying)
Let's face it.
We all want
our parents back.
Yeah. It's just not as much fun
doing fun stuff
without sneaking to do it.
Penny, you've got to get
our parents back.
Yeah, this is all your fault,
Proud.
Okay, okay, I'll handle it.
Hey, Penny.
What's happening?
Well, Mr. Roker,
it's about our parents.
Your parents?
But, Penny, isn't everything
to your liking?
Yeah, yeah, it's cool.
We kids just decided
that we want our parents back.
(kids cheering)
Sorry, can't do that.
What? Why not?
Because a deal's
a deal, Penny.
Besides, your parents
belong to me, remember?
You gave them to me.
What you talking 'bout, Roker?
-(kids gasping)
-Obviously, you didn't read the contract.
It's right there
in the fine print.
Your parents belong to me.
(Roker laughing)
They belong to you?!
What have you done
with our parents?
They're busy making my new line
of one-size-fits-all Roker-wear.
(Penny)
Mom! Dad! Suga Mama!
(Roker)
They can't hear you, Penny.
Look, Roker, I demand
that you bring our parents back now!
(Kids)
Yeah! Yeah!
(deep, evil laughter)
You know, I like you, Penny.
You've got spunk.
All right, I'll give you one chance
to get the adults back.
What do I have to do?
Oh, I don't know.
What are you good at?
It's obviously not reading.
Double Dutch!
Penny is the best
double Dutcher there is!
All right, then let's do double Dutch.
W-Wait a minute.
You want me to double Dutch
for my parents?
And Bebe and Cece as well,
because if you lose,
(deep-voiced)
I get them all.
This is my family pack
value deal.
So, what do you say?
Let's rock.
(chanting)
Penny! Penny! Penny!
Dijonay, Zoey
turn for me.
Oh, no, my pretty,
I will choose your turners.
Hey, boss, you called?
Yeah, what you need
this time?
Got a little girl here who thinks
she can jump some rope.
(laughing)
(both laughing)
Hey, that's pretty funny, boss.
She thinks she can outjump you.
Just turn, you little Rokers.
(Kid)
Yeah, Penny, come on, man,
show 'em how we do it.
Down in the valley
where the green grass grows,
there sat Dijonay,
pretty as a rose.
Up came Sticky,
and he kissed her on the cheek.
How many kisses does she get
this week?
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten.
Is that all you got,
you little Rokers?!
15 16
one million and two,
one million and three,
one million and four.
Okay, Al beat one million and four.
Mm, that's going to be tough, boss.
That girl's got mad skills.
I thought she'd never stop.
I don't know if you can
beat her, boss.
Well, we'll just have to give it
our best shot, won't we,
you handsome little Rokers, you.
Uh-uh! You jump, my girls turn.
No problemo.
See you boys in the winner's circle.
So, who do you have?
Dijonay and Zoey?
(Nubia)
No. She's got us
the sisters Gross.
Hot, spicy gumbo in the pot.
Got to get over
what Penny has got.
One, two, three,
four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten,
hands behind my back.
One leg.
No legs.
one million and two,
one million and three,
one million and four,
one million and five.
Ha-ha-ha! I win!
Loser!
(laughing)
But, of course, I knew I'd win.
Just sign this contract
and hand over my new employees,
Bebe and Cece.
Ha-ha!
(yells)
No! No! No!
Give it up, Proud.
Ha! Nothing can save you now.
(evil laughter)
(Bobby)
Oh, Mama ♪
Bebe Cece
ch-ch-ch ♪
Uncle Bobby?
Oh, child, have you
seen my mama? ♪
She been gone
for a week ♪
And it's food
that I seek ♪
Wow, wow. ♪
Uh, Penny, I'd like
to collect Bebe and Cece
as we agreed, so if you don't mind
signing the contract I
Hey, Al!
According to this clause,
if you didn't get rid of all the adults,
the contract is null and void.
You knew that, didn't you?
Come on, Penny.
Would I do something like that?
(chuckling)
Of course I would. I can't believe it!
How did he slip
through the cracks?
Aw, because I'm a kid at heart.
Now, come on, Jack,
bring my mama back ♪
So she can bring me a snack. ♪
No, no, oh I'm melting
Melting melting
Oh, what a world.
You guys are going
with me.
(kids cheering)
(horn honking)
Sticky!
Pops! Oh you're back!
(Woman)
That's my girl!
Nuestra bebita!
Mami, te quiero mucho!
(Trudy)
Penny!
Penny, what are all these kids
doing in our yard?
Mama!
Daddy! Sugar Mama!
And what are you doing
outside?
You know you're grounded.
It looks like I'm going to have to come up
with extra chores for you.
Oh, thank you,
Daddy.
Thank you?
I-I-I just gave you more chores.
I know isn't it great?
I'm so glad you guys are back.
(Both)
Back?
(Bobby)
Oh, Mama! ♪
I'm glad you're home ♪
'Cause just like
Al Green ♪
I was tired
of being alone. ♪
Everything's all right now,
Bobby.
Suga Mama's here.
I wonder where Papi is?
(Roker) Okey-dokey, just sign right here
my green-haired amigo
and you will never have to see
that white-haired goblin again.
Ahh (in Spanish) Finally,
someone that understands me.
(wild laughter)
(laughing)
(screaming)
Oh, Mama, this is so wrong ♪
Like Hall and Oates say,
"She's gone." ♪
Oh, why oh oh ♪