The Spectacular Spider-Man (2008) s02e10 Episode Script
Gangland
1
[GRUNTING]
This is the Big Man's turf!
It was Silvermane's first,
and he's taking it back.
[SIGHS] I just wanted flowers
for my date with Liz tonight.
It's like the bad guys know
when I'm in a hurry.
The city's a powder-keg with
Tombstone, Silvermane,
and even Doc Ock each vying to
turn New York into his own
personal criminal empire.
Oh, Liz's flowers!
Oh, maybe Tombie
would write me a note
Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime
Spinning webs
Swingin' from
the highest ledge
He could leap
above our heads
Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized
Looking up
with no surprise
Arriving
in the speed of time
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
[SIGHS]
Hey, Har.[GASPS] Oh, Pete,
ninja much?
[CHUCKLES]
Sorry. Where's Gwen?
MJ insisted on bringing her.
Gentlemen,
may I present
Gwen Stacy.
Hi.
Wow, babe,
you look great!
Gwen You look
Like an angel
Thanks, Peter.
That was sweet.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Michael, don't run!
[GRUMBLING] But Joan,
honeybunch, darling
It's not too late
to catch the Knicks. Why?
Because it's Valentine's Day,
and you're giving me
romantic or else.
[UNDER HIS BREATH]
What's so romantic about
a bunch of yodeling yokels?
What's that, dear? Nothing, sweetums.
[ORCHESTRA WARMING UP]
[DOOR OPENS]
Doctor Octopus, I presume.
Indeed. But where is
our third party?
SABLE: Silvio Manfredi
has arrived.
[TAPPING]
[ORCHESTRA PLAYS]
[TENOR STARTS SINGING OPERA]
We can begin.
See, boss,
it's good you brung me.
You need me
watching your back.
Just don't give me
or my back
cause to regret
your inclusion.
To the Valentine's
Day Massa
Mmm. Summit.
[JAZZ BAND PLAYING]
Wow, uh, everything
looks Great.
And it's free.
Helps to be the owner's
daughter.
Wow, what a surprise!
Romantic minds
think alike, eh?
Why don't all us
homies sit together?
Ah! You expect us
to sit with them?
I don't think so
Please, Sal. Stay.
Fine. Scoot over!
[EVERYONE GRUMBLES]
Don't touch me. FLASH: Come on,
stop complaining.
This is fun.
Patch? What are you
I I needed the scratch.
Fine.
But stay inconspicuous.
Sure, sure.
Uh, sir,
someone left this for you.
Oops!
Clumsy me. Yo, Parker,
help me pick this up, amigo.
Okay, Parker,
here's the deal.
You need to make sure
I don't say nothing to make
Sha Shan think I'm stupid.
Uh, dude Ship sailed.
Shut up.
She likes smartness.
That and, like,
integrity and stuff.
So if I say something dumb,
you kick me or something.
For you, pal Anytime.
Weren't you picking up
the silverware?
Why? You wanna eat off
dirty forks Ow!
[MAN SINGING]
Look, Big Man,
here's the bottom line.
The Manfredi family's ruled
New York for decades.
You are not taking
what is mine.
You old school types
always make things personal.
But a criminal empire
should be run like a business.
Not a business,
a science.
You both think so small,
fighting over scraps
like rats.
Given such confidence,
Doctor, I wonder why you
bothered calling this summit?
But I didn't call it.
This relic did.
What's the game here?
You called the summit
yourself, Tombstone!
Bet we could
settle this easy.
Oh, yeah?
How would that go?
[MAN SINGING OPERA]
[GLASS SHATTERS]
Sable!
[GRUNTS]
Treachery!
Your plan worked,
boss! Take them!
What?
[GRUNTS]
[GLASS BREAKING]
[MAN SINGING]
Will you
stop squirming?
Oh, it's this
furshlugginer seat.
It's built for hamsters.
[LOUDLY] Zip it!
People are trying to hear!
[SYMPHONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
You and I will have words.
[MOANS]
Yah!
[MAN CONTINUES SINGING OPERA]
[CRASHING]
Now, we make this personal.
All goes well,
them three mooks
take each other out,
and Hammerhead's
the new Big Man.
Mmm Wonder who I got
to thank for them posies?
Come on, come on
Oh, hello? Robbie!
Yo, Osborn!
Nice remodel on Gwen Ow!
So, you two enjoying
your un-date?
BOTH: Undoubtedly.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]Hello?
Robbie? Look,
I'm sorry, but I'm on a
Wait, who's fighting?
Right. On my way.
Petey, it's Valentine's Day!
Doesn't the Buglehave
any other photographers?
Not for this assignment
Parker,
what are you doing?
Look, sorry, Flash,
you're on your own.
Liz, I'll try to
come back soon.
Sorry, Gwen.
[MAN SINGING]
[JAMESON SNORING]
[MUFFLED CRASH] What's that?
Shush.
Oh, uh, sorry, sorry,
picklepuss.
I got to investigate.
Could be news.
Oh!
We were all betrayed.
By Hammerhead.
Hammerhead is a stooge.
He doesn't blink
without orders.
Indeed, your denial
lacks sincerity.
[BEEPING]
[ENERGY BLAST]
[GLASS BREAKING]
Whoa
Whoa! And I thought
I was just making
an excuse!
[GUN CLICKING]
[GRUNTS]
Et tu,Octopus?
[CHUCKLES] What can I say?
An opportunity is
an opportunity, Silvermane.
SPIDER-MAN:
Oh, so that's Silvermane!
Wow. A three-way battle
to declare New York's
biggest jerk.
Where do I start?
Perhaps with your
demise, arachnid!
[GROANING]
Hey, picklepuss!
This is heavier
than it looks, so
[STAMMERS]
Move, kids!
Can't trust that blasted
web-head to save us!
Oh, real nice.
[EXPLOSIONS]
Aw, man!
[GRUNTS]
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
[PEOPLE SCREAM]
[GRUNTS]
[SIREN SQUEALING]
Cordon off the area! Priority
one is protecting civilians!
Call me a relic.
[SPEED-DIALS]Call Blackie Gaxton.
Gaxton. [LOUD FEEDBACK]
[CHUCKLES] Hey, Blackie.
HARRY: I just don't get Pete.
What kind of guy abandons
his girl on Valentine's?
That's not fair, Harry.
You know he needs
the Bugleto help his aunt.
How are your snails?
When you told me to try
the escargot,
I thought you'd escar-went,
but Ow!
What was that for?
I dunno. But Parker
was doing it,
and it looked like fun.
[LAUGHS]
A romantic rose
for your lady?
I'll take
your whole basket.
Wow! Thank you.
Now he knows
how to treat a lady!
So this is the Spider-Man
that's given Tombstone and
Octopus so much trouble.
As yet
I'm unimpressed.
Well, you haven't
seen me juggle
bowling balls
while drinking
a glass of water.
SPIDER-MAN:
I've gotta start making
that stuff stronger.
[GRUNTS]
Octopus calling Kraven!
Do you read?
[FEEDBACK SCREECHING] [GROANS]
[BEEPING]
[ENERGY BLAST]
[GRUNTS]
They are so not makin'
old folks like they used to.
[GRUNTS]
DOC BROMWELL: Excellent, May.
You're fit as a fiddle.
That's what
I keep telling Peter.
It's sweet of you to
make this house call
so I can give him
the official word.
Oh, my pleasure.
But, you know, I'm surprised
you're home alone
on Valentine's Day.
[LAUGHS] Oh, well,
what would I be doing?
And Peter's "hanging"
with his friends
You will pay the price
for your constant
interference, arachnid!
You know, I'm kinda broke.
How 'bout you pay tonight,
and I'll owe you one?
[SPIDER-MAN MOANING]
[GRUNTS] Two of my biggest
enemies and this Jurassic jerk
are taking each other out,
and I'm trying to
stop them why?
[SCREAMS]
Oh, right. Public safety.
Robbie? Robbie?
[FEEDBACK] Confounded static!
Robbie?
[GRUNTING]
This is the cause
of our troubles.
We can rule
Manhattan together
or divide it
at our leisure
As soon as we
dispose of this pest!
[GRUNTING]
Please tell me
the fat lady's not singing.
[SINGING]
Hold him still,
and I'll finish
what the both of you
Stop, fool! Let go!
Thanks, Tombie.
Just don't expect roses.
Best field trip ever.
Sorry, Doctor.
Too many witnesses.
L. Thompson Lincoln
can't be seen
collaborating with
supervillains
and gangsters.
Then L. Thompson Lincoln
is weak!
[GRUNTING]
You're all weak!
I'm confused. Do you
wanna fight or dance?
[PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]
If your knee's
bothering you,
we can just Talk.
No, we'll dance!
We'll dance!
Flash, stop.
You don't have to be
afraid to open your
mouth around me.
I like you
for who you are.
An honest guy,
who stands up
for what's right.
Then dance with me.
'Cause honestly
I can't think of anything
I'd rather do.
[LAUGHS] Come on, Sis,
dance with us.
And be a third wheel
on the most romantic night
of the year?
Romantic? Please.
It's a commercial holiday
created by florists
and greeting card companies.
Nothing
romantic about it.
Yes! Yes, I will!
[GIGGLES]
[CHEERING]
Okay, maybe
a little romantic.
[GRUNTING]
Can't see!
But I don't need
my sight to finish this!
Oh, great.
A hood with focus.
[STRAINING]
That sound
Hydraulic servos
are powering this armor!
No hydraulics, no power!
[GASPS]
No! No!
This cannot happen to
Silvio Manfredi!
Sable, Sable.
Do you read me?[FEEDBACK DRONING]
Sable to Silvermane.
Daddy, do you copy?
[STATIC HISSING]
Spill, Hamster!
How have you blocked
our com?
Blocked your com?
Uh Well,
wouldn't you like to know!
Don't you turn
your back on me!
My fatherDaddy's out of the picture,
princess.
So be nice.
Oh, I know it's not sporting,
but who am I to balk
at playing the scavenger?
The law
of the jungle prevails.
SPIDER-MAN: Newsflash, Doc.
Not a lot of octopi
in the jungle!
Don't go anywhere.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[SPIDER-MAN CLEARS THROAT]
[GROANS]
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTS]
[MAN SINGING OPERA]
[MOANS]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
No witnesses down here.
[GROANS]
[STRAINING]
I assume you remember
our last physical encounter.
Painfully.
But I told you then.
I don't look
the other way.
[OPERA CONTINUES]
[CROWD CHEERING]
[SIRENS WAILING]
[RADIO CHATTER]
[GRUNTS]
SPIDER-MAN:
Captain George Stacy,
meet L. Thompson Lincoln,
alias Tombstone,
alias the Big Man of crime.
Mr. Lincoln,
you're under arrest.
JAMESON: Confound it, Stacy,
I'll give you six seconds
to arrest Spider-Man
for assaulting
this upstanding citizen!
Everyone here saw
Lincoln save that ungrateful
web-head's life!
Boss! J.J.
[WHISPERING]
What? What? [GROWLING]
Never mind.
Jonah Jameson,
you abandoned me.
Joan, if I'm not elsewhere
in 0.2 seconds,
I'm stroking out!
You're fired.
Expect your
severance package soon.
Thanks. I'm sure this can't
be what you had planned
for Valentine's Day.
Oh, Valentine's Day!
You're not seeing her.
Look, Mark,
I didn't want to go,
but I need that job.
You think this is about
your job? Liz gets the job.
Then what is it
Two words, Gwen Stacy.
Liz saw how you
looked at her,
how you apologized
to her for leaving.
My sister's not going
to be your second choice.
She's too good for that.
She's too good for you.
Something wrong, son?
Did you see the paper?
Tombstone made bail!
Lincoln may be free,
but the world knows
he's the Big Man.
Sixteen different
government agencies
now have him
under surveillance.
His operation is crippled.
We'll get him eventually.
Oh. Well Good.
Here's the real problem.
You've created
a power vacuum
in the criminal universe.
And nature
abhors a vacuum.
Hammerhead never showed
this kind of initiative.
I should have known
you were behind this.
Guilty, guilty.
And oh, so very guilty.
Of being the new
Big Man of crime!
[CACKLING]
[GRUNTING]
This is the Big Man's turf!
It was Silvermane's first,
and he's taking it back.
[SIGHS] I just wanted flowers
for my date with Liz tonight.
It's like the bad guys know
when I'm in a hurry.
The city's a powder-keg with
Tombstone, Silvermane,
and even Doc Ock each vying to
turn New York into his own
personal criminal empire.
Oh, Liz's flowers!
Oh, maybe Tombie
would write me a note
Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime
Spinning webs
Swingin' from
the highest ledge
He could leap
above our heads
Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized
Looking up
with no surprise
Arriving
in the speed of time
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
Spectacular
Spectacular Spider-Man
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
[SIGHS]
Hey, Har.[GASPS] Oh, Pete,
ninja much?
[CHUCKLES]
Sorry. Where's Gwen?
MJ insisted on bringing her.
Gentlemen,
may I present
Gwen Stacy.
Hi.
Wow, babe,
you look great!
Gwen You look
Like an angel
Thanks, Peter.
That was sweet.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Michael, don't run!
[GRUMBLING] But Joan,
honeybunch, darling
It's not too late
to catch the Knicks. Why?
Because it's Valentine's Day,
and you're giving me
romantic or else.
[UNDER HIS BREATH]
What's so romantic about
a bunch of yodeling yokels?
What's that, dear? Nothing, sweetums.
[ORCHESTRA WARMING UP]
[DOOR OPENS]
Doctor Octopus, I presume.
Indeed. But where is
our third party?
SABLE: Silvio Manfredi
has arrived.
[TAPPING]
[ORCHESTRA PLAYS]
[TENOR STARTS SINGING OPERA]
We can begin.
See, boss,
it's good you brung me.
You need me
watching your back.
Just don't give me
or my back
cause to regret
your inclusion.
To the Valentine's
Day Massa
Mmm. Summit.
[JAZZ BAND PLAYING]
Wow, uh, everything
looks Great.
And it's free.
Helps to be the owner's
daughter.
Wow, what a surprise!
Romantic minds
think alike, eh?
Why don't all us
homies sit together?
Ah! You expect us
to sit with them?
I don't think so
Please, Sal. Stay.
Fine. Scoot over!
[EVERYONE GRUMBLES]
Don't touch me. FLASH: Come on,
stop complaining.
This is fun.
Patch? What are you
I I needed the scratch.
Fine.
But stay inconspicuous.
Sure, sure.
Uh, sir,
someone left this for you.
Oops!
Clumsy me. Yo, Parker,
help me pick this up, amigo.
Okay, Parker,
here's the deal.
You need to make sure
I don't say nothing to make
Sha Shan think I'm stupid.
Uh, dude Ship sailed.
Shut up.
She likes smartness.
That and, like,
integrity and stuff.
So if I say something dumb,
you kick me or something.
For you, pal Anytime.
Weren't you picking up
the silverware?
Why? You wanna eat off
dirty forks Ow!
[MAN SINGING]
Look, Big Man,
here's the bottom line.
The Manfredi family's ruled
New York for decades.
You are not taking
what is mine.
You old school types
always make things personal.
But a criminal empire
should be run like a business.
Not a business,
a science.
You both think so small,
fighting over scraps
like rats.
Given such confidence,
Doctor, I wonder why you
bothered calling this summit?
But I didn't call it.
This relic did.
What's the game here?
You called the summit
yourself, Tombstone!
Bet we could
settle this easy.
Oh, yeah?
How would that go?
[MAN SINGING OPERA]
[GLASS SHATTERS]
Sable!
[GRUNTS]
Treachery!
Your plan worked,
boss! Take them!
What?
[GRUNTS]
[GLASS BREAKING]
[MAN SINGING]
Will you
stop squirming?
Oh, it's this
furshlugginer seat.
It's built for hamsters.
[LOUDLY] Zip it!
People are trying to hear!
[SYMPHONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
You and I will have words.
[MOANS]
Yah!
[MAN CONTINUES SINGING OPERA]
[CRASHING]
Now, we make this personal.
All goes well,
them three mooks
take each other out,
and Hammerhead's
the new Big Man.
Mmm Wonder who I got
to thank for them posies?
Come on, come on
Oh, hello? Robbie!
Yo, Osborn!
Nice remodel on Gwen Ow!
So, you two enjoying
your un-date?
BOTH: Undoubtedly.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]Hello?
Robbie? Look,
I'm sorry, but I'm on a
Wait, who's fighting?
Right. On my way.
Petey, it's Valentine's Day!
Doesn't the Buglehave
any other photographers?
Not for this assignment
Parker,
what are you doing?
Look, sorry, Flash,
you're on your own.
Liz, I'll try to
come back soon.
Sorry, Gwen.
[MAN SINGING]
[JAMESON SNORING]
[MUFFLED CRASH] What's that?
Shush.
Oh, uh, sorry, sorry,
picklepuss.
I got to investigate.
Could be news.
Oh!
We were all betrayed.
By Hammerhead.
Hammerhead is a stooge.
He doesn't blink
without orders.
Indeed, your denial
lacks sincerity.
[BEEPING]
[ENERGY BLAST]
[GLASS BREAKING]
Whoa
Whoa! And I thought
I was just making
an excuse!
[GUN CLICKING]
[GRUNTS]
Et tu,Octopus?
[CHUCKLES] What can I say?
An opportunity is
an opportunity, Silvermane.
SPIDER-MAN:
Oh, so that's Silvermane!
Wow. A three-way battle
to declare New York's
biggest jerk.
Where do I start?
Perhaps with your
demise, arachnid!
[GROANING]
Hey, picklepuss!
This is heavier
than it looks, so
[STAMMERS]
Move, kids!
Can't trust that blasted
web-head to save us!
Oh, real nice.
[EXPLOSIONS]
Aw, man!
[GRUNTS]
[PEOPLE SHOUTING]
[PEOPLE SCREAM]
[GRUNTS]
[SIREN SQUEALING]
Cordon off the area! Priority
one is protecting civilians!
Call me a relic.
[SPEED-DIALS]Call Blackie Gaxton.
Gaxton. [LOUD FEEDBACK]
[CHUCKLES] Hey, Blackie.
HARRY: I just don't get Pete.
What kind of guy abandons
his girl on Valentine's?
That's not fair, Harry.
You know he needs
the Bugleto help his aunt.
How are your snails?
When you told me to try
the escargot,
I thought you'd escar-went,
but Ow!
What was that for?
I dunno. But Parker
was doing it,
and it looked like fun.
[LAUGHS]
A romantic rose
for your lady?
I'll take
your whole basket.
Wow! Thank you.
Now he knows
how to treat a lady!
So this is the Spider-Man
that's given Tombstone and
Octopus so much trouble.
As yet
I'm unimpressed.
Well, you haven't
seen me juggle
bowling balls
while drinking
a glass of water.
SPIDER-MAN:
I've gotta start making
that stuff stronger.
[GRUNTS]
Octopus calling Kraven!
Do you read?
[FEEDBACK SCREECHING] [GROANS]
[BEEPING]
[ENERGY BLAST]
[GRUNTS]
They are so not makin'
old folks like they used to.
[GRUNTS]
DOC BROMWELL: Excellent, May.
You're fit as a fiddle.
That's what
I keep telling Peter.
It's sweet of you to
make this house call
so I can give him
the official word.
Oh, my pleasure.
But, you know, I'm surprised
you're home alone
on Valentine's Day.
[LAUGHS] Oh, well,
what would I be doing?
And Peter's "hanging"
with his friends
You will pay the price
for your constant
interference, arachnid!
You know, I'm kinda broke.
How 'bout you pay tonight,
and I'll owe you one?
[SPIDER-MAN MOANING]
[GRUNTS] Two of my biggest
enemies and this Jurassic jerk
are taking each other out,
and I'm trying to
stop them why?
[SCREAMS]
Oh, right. Public safety.
Robbie? Robbie?
[FEEDBACK] Confounded static!
Robbie?
[GRUNTING]
This is the cause
of our troubles.
We can rule
Manhattan together
or divide it
at our leisure
As soon as we
dispose of this pest!
[GRUNTING]
Please tell me
the fat lady's not singing.
[SINGING]
Hold him still,
and I'll finish
what the both of you
Stop, fool! Let go!
Thanks, Tombie.
Just don't expect roses.
Best field trip ever.
Sorry, Doctor.
Too many witnesses.
L. Thompson Lincoln
can't be seen
collaborating with
supervillains
and gangsters.
Then L. Thompson Lincoln
is weak!
[GRUNTING]
You're all weak!
I'm confused. Do you
wanna fight or dance?
[PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]
If your knee's
bothering you,
we can just Talk.
No, we'll dance!
We'll dance!
Flash, stop.
You don't have to be
afraid to open your
mouth around me.
I like you
for who you are.
An honest guy,
who stands up
for what's right.
Then dance with me.
'Cause honestly
I can't think of anything
I'd rather do.
[LAUGHS] Come on, Sis,
dance with us.
And be a third wheel
on the most romantic night
of the year?
Romantic? Please.
It's a commercial holiday
created by florists
and greeting card companies.
Nothing
romantic about it.
Yes! Yes, I will!
[GIGGLES]
[CHEERING]
Okay, maybe
a little romantic.
[GRUNTING]
Can't see!
But I don't need
my sight to finish this!
Oh, great.
A hood with focus.
[STRAINING]
That sound
Hydraulic servos
are powering this armor!
No hydraulics, no power!
[GASPS]
No! No!
This cannot happen to
Silvio Manfredi!
Sable, Sable.
Do you read me?[FEEDBACK DRONING]
Sable to Silvermane.
Daddy, do you copy?
[STATIC HISSING]
Spill, Hamster!
How have you blocked
our com?
Blocked your com?
Uh Well,
wouldn't you like to know!
Don't you turn
your back on me!
My fatherDaddy's out of the picture,
princess.
So be nice.
Oh, I know it's not sporting,
but who am I to balk
at playing the scavenger?
The law
of the jungle prevails.
SPIDER-MAN: Newsflash, Doc.
Not a lot of octopi
in the jungle!
Don't go anywhere.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[SPIDER-MAN CLEARS THROAT]
[GROANS]
[SCREAMING]
[GRUNTS]
[MAN SINGING OPERA]
[MOANS]
[GRUNTS]
[GRUNTS]
No witnesses down here.
[GROANS]
[STRAINING]
I assume you remember
our last physical encounter.
Painfully.
But I told you then.
I don't look
the other way.
[OPERA CONTINUES]
[CROWD CHEERING]
[SIRENS WAILING]
[RADIO CHATTER]
[GRUNTS]
SPIDER-MAN:
Captain George Stacy,
meet L. Thompson Lincoln,
alias Tombstone,
alias the Big Man of crime.
Mr. Lincoln,
you're under arrest.
JAMESON: Confound it, Stacy,
I'll give you six seconds
to arrest Spider-Man
for assaulting
this upstanding citizen!
Everyone here saw
Lincoln save that ungrateful
web-head's life!
Boss! J.J.
[WHISPERING]
What? What? [GROWLING]
Never mind.
Jonah Jameson,
you abandoned me.
Joan, if I'm not elsewhere
in 0.2 seconds,
I'm stroking out!
You're fired.
Expect your
severance package soon.
Thanks. I'm sure this can't
be what you had planned
for Valentine's Day.
Oh, Valentine's Day!
You're not seeing her.
Look, Mark,
I didn't want to go,
but I need that job.
You think this is about
your job? Liz gets the job.
Then what is it
Two words, Gwen Stacy.
Liz saw how you
looked at her,
how you apologized
to her for leaving.
My sister's not going
to be your second choice.
She's too good for that.
She's too good for you.
Something wrong, son?
Did you see the paper?
Tombstone made bail!
Lincoln may be free,
but the world knows
he's the Big Man.
Sixteen different
government agencies
now have him
under surveillance.
His operation is crippled.
We'll get him eventually.
Oh. Well Good.
Here's the real problem.
You've created
a power vacuum
in the criminal universe.
And nature
abhors a vacuum.
Hammerhead never showed
this kind of initiative.
I should have known
you were behind this.
Guilty, guilty.
And oh, so very guilty.
Of being the new
Big Man of crime!
[CACKLING]