Cleaners (2013) s02e11 Episode Script

Monkey see, monkey go

1 Previously on Cleaners Did you bring the requisite paperwork? Very good.
You got a job for me? Here are your targets.
You still haven't told me what has such a sweet lamb so spooked.
A big, bad wolf.
Sayonara, bitch.
If she's still alive and on the island, then I made myself her number one target.
You have the one thing of value to me personally.
And for that one thing, I'm willing to cut you loose.
His name's Carlos.
He and his wife Sally used to be the most crack husband and wife unit in the game.
Then one day Sally was killed by a drunk driving cop.
Carlos went ballistic.
You all right? Carlos sees his dead wife under a cloud of delusion.
She's alive.
You know she's gonna be all right.
No, Frank, I don't know that.
5 days ago, I was injected with a nanobot device, and if I don't get help by tonight, I'm going to die.
He thinks she's his dead wife, for God sakes.
Hi.
My name's Sally.
Goodbye, Mother.
Answer the goddamned phone.
I have a very sinking feeling that he just officially retired.
Veronica, I thought we had a truce.
I offered you amnesty based on you finding Carlos.
But his cell phone's dead, so unless you have anything else to tell me you might be too.
V, we don't need to lose our heads about this.
I'm sure we could work something out.
I'm waiting! I tend to think better without a gun to my face.
Or not.
Your call.
Pass me my phone, would you? Yeah? Oh, hello, Mother.
No, it's not a great time for me, I'm afraid.
I'm in the middle of some uh, physicals.
No, absolutely not.
It's my day off and I have no intention-- I'll be there in 30 minutes.
S02E11 - "Monkey see, monkey go" Are you a monkey? I remember ordering a lion and a tiger, but not a monkey.
You have very little hair for a monkey.
Show me your tongue.
A talking monkey.
It's very unique.
Very drug tolerant indeed.
What was that, my little monkey? Get some rest.
Ah.
Oh.
Monkey says, "Get some rest.
" A talking monkey must have been very expensive.
Oh Whoops.
Monkey see, monkey go.
Well, looks pretty good out there.
Think that storm might have just passed us by.
Hi, sweetheart.
What do you think? Our special occasion dress.
It sure is.
Why don't you come over here and give me a hug? Come on.
Don't be shy.
Sally won't bite.
Unless you want her to.
Oh, you smell so good.
Like Blood and mud and shit.
It's so manly.
It's so sexy.
What's the special occasion? What--What do you mean? Us being back together.
Me being home, dumbass.
I thought we could do something special.
Mm, what'd you have in mind? I thought maybe we could go out somewhere.
Like a date? Yeah, like a date.
Maybe we could go to that place by the beach we really like.
But I just got us dinner.
It's right outside.
A big old pig.
Yeah, I know, but the pig will keep.
And I got all dressed up really special for you.
I dressed that pig just as pretty.
Sweetheart, I really think-- Not tonight! Man! We can have date night some other time, hm? There's nothing out there we don't have right here.
If you wanna get all romantic, we can do that.
Hm? Hey! Oh, honey.
You're bleeding again.
You know, if we're not gonna go out to dinner, maybe you could just take me to the hospital and let me see a doctor.
I told you I'm done with doctors! I spent a lot of time with them the last few years! And they sure as hell didn't do me any good! But, you know, this is different.
And I think that if you love me then you would-- Don't say that! Don't you ever doubt me, okay? I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, it's just Throughout the whole nightmare of being apart, the only thing that got me through was us.
You know, being locked up, pumped full of drugs, they messed with my head real bad.
You know, sometimes I imagined I got out and finding that you That you wouldn't feel the same way anymore.
What, about you? It's worse then anything else they ever did to me.
If I had come out and you moved on, found someone new, honestly, I don't know what I would have done.
No, I--I do know.
I would've killed myself.
Youwould've killed yourself? Over me? If you cheated on me? Are you kidding me? Of course I would.
After I track you down and kill you first, then.
I would've definitely killed myself.
I'm gonna get started on dinner, okay? I didn't know you had company.
I didn't know vomit was a fashion item.
It's not mine.
Oh, that makes it much better.
This crazy blonde American girl was hosting a party at a friend of mine's.
It was nuts.
She was throwing money around like it was wedding rice.
Then I get your call and I go to leave, and she empties her stomach, all over me.
Like a dump truck.
Let's go.
Listen, you need to tell them everything they need to know about Carlos.
Do not skimp on any of the details.
But first, tell me where I can find this rich gringa.
He's going to get the files.
We'll meet him down here.
Oh, no, no, no.
We'll go down there, you stay here.
Keep an eye on her.
I wonder how such a pretty facade can hide such a dark interior.
I've been wondering that myself for quite some time now.
Look, I know this hasn't been the ideal reunion between us, but I promise that when this is over-- You'll pull another disappearing act? A what? You'll disappear again.
Look, I'm--I'm trying to change.
I'm trying-- Don't.
Don't what? Change.
Listen, whatever this is that we have, I don't know.
But I kind of like it.
In a world of death, dirty CIA agents and exploding nanobots, this is kind of refreshing.
I agree.
Just stop trying to get in my pants.
I'll do my best.
Listen, dollface, you wanna be part of the team? Are you recruiting? I wasn't planning on it, but I got a real soft spot for people who save my life.
Gets me all sentimental.
Brings out the humanitarian in me.
Makes me wanna give back.
What do I have to do? A little side mission.
Get you some more experience.
And then all of the revenge you can stomach.
But I got Roxie's antidote.
Well, then, you better make it quick.
This can get me into a lot of trouble.
More trouble than releasing a convicted criminal for half a mil? Whoa, what are these? Couples traditionally demonstrate the love that they have for each other by sending flowers or buying chocolate.
Carlos and his late wife did so by cage fighting.
Excuse me? The act of fighting represented a strange, primal romanticism for Carlos and Sally.
For in the crucible of combat, absolutely everything was on the line.
And by everything, you mean? These particular fights are to the death.
They figured if they won, it was their love that empowered them to do so.
And if they lost, and therefore died, well, it just wasn't strong enough.
Such great memories, huh? Yeah, maybe for you, not so much for me.
What are you talking about? Look at yourself back then.
Have you ever seen someone so alive? I mean, you laid everything on the line that night.
You proved your love.
You fought for us, and you won.
Sally "The Slayer" Salvatore! What? What do you mean, "what"? You really aren't yourself these days.
The greatest proof of love is a potential sacrifice of one's own life.
Remember? That's what we do for each other in the ring.
Well, then let me do it again.
What? Let me prove how I feel about you, Carlos.
Put me back in the ring.
You're in no shape for that.
Oh, what the hell do you know? Excuse me? You heard me.
Give me the chance to risk everything again.
Let me prove how much I love you.
And you will.
Once you're feeling more like yourself.
No, you know what? I am myself, all right? It's you who's not the same.
You're right, that place changed you.
I don't know who you are anymore! What are you talking about? You keeping me chained up like this! Is that how partners treat each other? I told you-- What, it's for my own safety? That's fucking bullshit.
Sally! Don't "Sally" me, you pathetic excuse for a husband.
This is us.
This is the real us.
Whereas this is how you treat a fucking dog.
Don't say that! Or what? What are you gonna do? Are you gonna chain me up some more? You can be my master or you can be my partner, but you can't be both.
Stop it! You know it's for your own good! You keep telling yourself that, you big fucking bully! Damn it, Sally! And where did these cage fights take place? It's a totally underground operation.
They use an illegal cock fighting arena as a front.
As a matter of fact, now that the storm has passed, that arena's being transformed into a big money cage fight as we speak.
And where did you get these photos? Police reports.
They were found at the scene of the arrest.
Some survivalist bunker that he built in the jungle outskirts of town.
And you know where this bunker is? Here.
Draw me a map.
Jesus, Mother, are you kidding me? They took the car.
Goddamn it! I knew we shouldn't have trusted her.
Doc, give me the keys.
No, no, no.
I've already done enough.
Give me the goddamn keys.
There's a track.
Stop the car.
Stop it.
Would you just wait one second? Easy does it.
You gonna hit me again, tough guy? Just take your time.
I'm sorry I hit you.
I thought about what you said, and you're right.
What? To prove one's love, you must test it.
You must fight for it.
Thank you for reminding me of that.
It's time.
Let's go.
She's ready.
See you out there.
Knock 'em dead, Sally.
This is it.
You know what to do.
Go get 'em, tiger.
Mother's little helper.
This is gonna be too easy.
Well, that was quick.
Come on, Sally! You got this! Go kill him! Oh, this is so not good.

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