Iron Man: Armored Adventures (2008) s02e11 Episode Script
Fugitive of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tell me something, Pepper.
Your middle name, you know the one on your birth certificate it wouldn't happen to be "Trouble", would it? Shh.
I'm just listening in on a little radio chatter, Rhodey.
What's the big deal? Nothing, unless that chatter is coming from a secure S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
frequency you've hacked into again.
Well Oh, my gosh.
Pep, what is it? I I don't know.
Alarms.
Uh agents shouting.
Listen! Threat level 5! Initiate lockdown procedures now! Whoa.
Sounds big.
I better check it out.
Black Widow to High Roller, objective obtained.
Estimated time to rendezvous, Better make that three.
Didn't think I see you again that soon, Widow.
Gals got to make a living.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date.
Guess you'll have to break it.
Sorry, tall bright and shiny, no can do.
Your stings can't hurt me, Natasha.
They weren't meant to hurt, just distract.
You're not getting away this time! Funny, that's just what we were going to say.
Look, I don't have time to fight you guys.
There's been an incident aboard the helicarrier.
General Fury would like to ask you some questions.
Easy, Tony.
Widow's gone.
Just go with the nice agents and find out why she's running in the first place.
Point taken.
Okay, guys, I'm yours.
Well, General Nick Fury.
How's it going, buddy? New eye patch? Don't be flip.
This is a matter of national security.
I want to know why you just happened to be in the neighborhood.
Oh, please, please, don't tell them it was me, Tony.
I'll get grounded for a decade.
Look, either tell me what's going on, arrest me and good luck with that or I'm out of here.
General, we don't even know who he is, let alone his clearance level.
We cant Believe me, Agent Hill, I rather pry my molars out with a crowbar than rely on some armored vigilante.
But with what's at stake, we don't have a choice.
We've had a security breach.
Someone stole classified data and our only sample from Project Hybrid.
Project Hybrid? We recently cut a deal with Wakanda to buy small amounts of vibranium.
And we found a way to combine that with adamantium.
Vibranium? Isn't that Yeah.
The same stuff Tony got into a tussle with Black Panther over.
It absorbs impacts like a sponge.
Whoa.
And adamantium is the hardest metal on earth.
Put them together and And you lost it? We didn't lose anything! It was stolen.
And now we Uh, could use some help getting it back.
After all you guys put me through.
Okay.
I'll do what I can, but you're gonna owe me big time, sir.
Imagine me helping S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
.
Guess I better be careful heading back down to the city.
Why is that? Wouldn't want to crash into any flying pigs.
Tony, what's going on? Ever since the Ghost stole my armor specs, I've had sensors set to automatically scan for Stark tech.
Come on, Tony.
Hasn't Stark International sold legitimate tech to S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
in the past? Yeah.
But not armor tech.
Hey! You can't go in there! Tony, what is it? It's mine.
Black Widow to High Roller.
Had to detour around a little red and gold road block, but I should be at the rendezvous in about Bad news.
I'm detecting electronic surveillance.
Target your building.
Don't concern yourself, my dear.
I'm well aware of the situation.
Never underestimate the resources of Justin Hammer.
Okay, hot shot, drop whatever you're holding and raise your hands.
How about no.
This could be trouble.
It's that Ghost guy.
The Ghost spying on me.
Well now, isn't that interesting? Nothing on infrared or motion detection.
Switching to air displacement.
There! Sorry, pal, giving up ain't an option.
Blast him! My turn.
Boss! What do we do? Run.
Too late for that.
Note to self next time buy lackeys with brains.
Widow to High Roller, this is too risky.
There could be other eyes.
Agreed.
Just stay out of sight, my dear.
I'll contact you tomorrow with instructions.
Agent Hill, what's the emergency? I'm the emergency, Fury! These armors where based on technology that was stolen from me.
Did you know that? First off, they aren't armor.
They're mandroids, remote operated robots.
And we bought them from Hammer Multinational all nice and legal.
All words, you mean.
Right is right, and wrong is wrong.
How can I trust S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
to You know, you can just find that Hybrid data without me! Too bad, guess we'll just have to General, we just discovered a radiation signature match of the stolen alloy.
What? Where did it come from? It seems to have originated from Iron Man.
Iron Man is the thief? Punk was probably laughing at us behind his face plate the whole time! Get the mandroids online.
Their first mission is to locate and neutralize the traitor.
What do you mean, I should still help? How much do I have to take? Let him steal my wallet? My bus pass? How about the filings from my teeth? Sure it's wrong, but S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
didn't know.
What you're doing is wronger.
I don't think that's really a word.
What if bad guys make weapons out of that stolen alloy and people get hurt? You want that on your conscience? No.
Guess I Huh? Uh-oh.
I think I have more immediate problems.
Bad move, Fury! I'm in the mood to kick a little Don't be stupid, Tony.
Get out of there.
Why? I designed these things.
I know their weakness.
It'll be like fighting myself.
Wrong.
It'll be like fighting five of you.
Yeah, maybe.
But a sonic burst should scramble their Uh-oh.
Hello, they're robots.
They don't have brains to scramble.
Oh, yeah.
Fury, I hope you're watching this.
That's right.
Computer! Armor integrity compromised.
Circuit parameters acceded.
System failure in 17 seconds.
Okay.
Can't move.
But I can still think.
Think.
These guys need a dose of their own medicine.
Triggering reverse charge now! Power levels at 2%.
Recharge recommended.
Thanks, never would have thought of that.
Send a retrieval team for the mandroids.
I want them rebooted and back on patrol 24/7.
That turncoat has to show up sometime.
And when he does, we're gonna put him out of commission for good.
Wow.
That explains a lot.
It's a radioactive isotope that has chemical markers in common with adamantium.
Black Widow set me up.
Tagged me with the tracker to make S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
come after me instead of her.
Now Iron Man is a fugitive.
So what are you gonna do? What I should've done all along.
I'm gonna get some sleep and be a fugitive for the rest of my life.
Wait, Tony.
You can't just walk away from your problems.
If that data falls into the wrong hands It's not my responsibility, Rhodey.
Look, I'm through letting S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
hound me.
Let them go after Widow.
It's no good.
I can't concentrate.
Ahh, feeling guilty.
No.
I I just need to lay low for a while.
Plan things out.
Maybe I need to take a walk or take in that lecture by Oh, no.
What? That Reed Richards lecture at the university, deadline for tickets was yesterday.
Richards is a science genius.
I've been looking forward to his talk for weeks.
I'm so lame.
I'm Going? This is a lecture pass with my name on it.
Yeah.
I put your name on my request form.
Pepper, there's only one ticket per student.
Uh-hm.
That's right.
I wanted to go, but you need to go.
You need one awesome thing in your life right now.
You've earned it.
Ahh.
You're welcome.
But I didn't ask you to.
You didn't have to ask.
A lecture? Man, are you serious? What you need to do is go find that stolen alloy and clear your name.
I can't go after that stolen data with those mandroids hunting me.
Then you're gonna do something about it? No.
We're gonna do something about it.
Rent a helicopter? Just where is this new rendezvous site? Oh, here and there.
Just a little get away of mine off the grid, so to speak.
Are you game? So where do I rent a copter on such short notice? Nothing so far.
Maybe I should've painted a bull's eye on my Uh-Oh.
Spoke too soon.
Looks like I'm about to have company.
That's one down.
But now they know you're not alone.
No one ever said that this was going to be easy.
Oh, no.
Tractor beam trying to pull me apart! Catch this! Whoa! He caught it! You okay? Think we got one left.
Whoa! War Machine, look out! Looks like the mandroids are all down.
Orders, sir.
General Fury? Sorry, Rhodey, you're grounded.
Okay, the War Machine armor's damaged.
But I can still suit up in one of your specialty armors No.
Going into battle with armor you're not used to could get you killed.
You've done enough for now.
Wait.
What are you gonna do? Black Widow set me up, but she made a mistake.
Because what she did to put S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
on my trail, is gonna lead me straight to her boss.
So, this is actually working? Yeah.
I took an idea for Reed Richards' theories.
Using a chemical residue trace Ugh.
Keep it short.
All right, all right.
We trace the vibranium/adamantium alloy back to the person that stole it.
And she's gonna lead us to the man who hired her.
Solid.
I'm thinking off the gird was a slight understatement, Justin.
It is a bit off the beaten path, my dear.
But be patient, you're almost here.
Almost there? Does that island actually move? There are advantages in being able to conduct certain operations in international waters, Natasha.
And, of course, there's privacy.
Welcome, my dear, to Casa De Hammer.
I'm impressed, Justin.
Where's your vacation home? On the moon? How'd you Oh.
Nice.
It is rather comfy.
I do some business here, but mostly it's a place to get away from the press and the pressure.
I might add that I've given the entire staff the day off.
We're quite alone.
Well, not quite.
The data drive and alloy, Widow.
Now.
Come and get them.
.
I'll take those, sweetheart.
I beat you before, Ghost.
Why not just give me that and save yourself the pain? Think twice, hero.
You might not want to press your luck.
Tony, he knows you're Iron Man.
If he tells Hammer He won't! He's saving that to blackmail me once I take over Stark International.
In the meantime Your body may be intangible, but I'll bet your ears still hear! That's it.
Come to Papa.
Drop it or I turn solid where I stand.
You peasant! That credenza was an original Louie XIV! Nice try, son.
Can't break through.
He who schemes and runs away lives to scheme another day.
That gun won't stop me! Really, Iron Man? I'm not stupid.
Hero's are so predictable.
You didn't have to risk your life for me, you know? You could've just left me.
That's the difference between me and your pal Justin.
I couldn't.
I wish you would use the door like a normal person.
A normal person couldn't have gotten you these.
The payment Will be transferred to your account as agreed.
I'll be in touch, Obi.
Now, about that stolen tech.
Don't push it, shell head.
Black Widow may have admitted she planted that radiation trace on you.
But you're still responsible for the destruction of millions of dollars of government property.
I was defending myself.
Pending further investigation, you're free to go.
But just remember, I've got my eye on you.
Yeah, later, Nick.
I assume talking to a lawyer would be too much to ask.
Natasha Romanoff, aka Black Widow.
Not one agent in a thousand could have gotten through S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
defenses to steal that data.
That makes you very dangerous and very special.
So I'm going to leave your future up to you.
You can spend the next 15 years in a maximum security prison or as a special operative for S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
What'll it be?
Your middle name, you know the one on your birth certificate it wouldn't happen to be "Trouble", would it? Shh.
I'm just listening in on a little radio chatter, Rhodey.
What's the big deal? Nothing, unless that chatter is coming from a secure S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
frequency you've hacked into again.
Well Oh, my gosh.
Pep, what is it? I I don't know.
Alarms.
Uh agents shouting.
Listen! Threat level 5! Initiate lockdown procedures now! Whoa.
Sounds big.
I better check it out.
Black Widow to High Roller, objective obtained.
Estimated time to rendezvous, Better make that three.
Didn't think I see you again that soon, Widow.
Gals got to make a living.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date.
Guess you'll have to break it.
Sorry, tall bright and shiny, no can do.
Your stings can't hurt me, Natasha.
They weren't meant to hurt, just distract.
You're not getting away this time! Funny, that's just what we were going to say.
Look, I don't have time to fight you guys.
There's been an incident aboard the helicarrier.
General Fury would like to ask you some questions.
Easy, Tony.
Widow's gone.
Just go with the nice agents and find out why she's running in the first place.
Point taken.
Okay, guys, I'm yours.
Well, General Nick Fury.
How's it going, buddy? New eye patch? Don't be flip.
This is a matter of national security.
I want to know why you just happened to be in the neighborhood.
Oh, please, please, don't tell them it was me, Tony.
I'll get grounded for a decade.
Look, either tell me what's going on, arrest me and good luck with that or I'm out of here.
General, we don't even know who he is, let alone his clearance level.
We cant Believe me, Agent Hill, I rather pry my molars out with a crowbar than rely on some armored vigilante.
But with what's at stake, we don't have a choice.
We've had a security breach.
Someone stole classified data and our only sample from Project Hybrid.
Project Hybrid? We recently cut a deal with Wakanda to buy small amounts of vibranium.
And we found a way to combine that with adamantium.
Vibranium? Isn't that Yeah.
The same stuff Tony got into a tussle with Black Panther over.
It absorbs impacts like a sponge.
Whoa.
And adamantium is the hardest metal on earth.
Put them together and And you lost it? We didn't lose anything! It was stolen.
And now we Uh, could use some help getting it back.
After all you guys put me through.
Okay.
I'll do what I can, but you're gonna owe me big time, sir.
Imagine me helping S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
.
Guess I better be careful heading back down to the city.
Why is that? Wouldn't want to crash into any flying pigs.
Tony, what's going on? Ever since the Ghost stole my armor specs, I've had sensors set to automatically scan for Stark tech.
Come on, Tony.
Hasn't Stark International sold legitimate tech to S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
in the past? Yeah.
But not armor tech.
Hey! You can't go in there! Tony, what is it? It's mine.
Black Widow to High Roller.
Had to detour around a little red and gold road block, but I should be at the rendezvous in about Bad news.
I'm detecting electronic surveillance.
Target your building.
Don't concern yourself, my dear.
I'm well aware of the situation.
Never underestimate the resources of Justin Hammer.
Okay, hot shot, drop whatever you're holding and raise your hands.
How about no.
This could be trouble.
It's that Ghost guy.
The Ghost spying on me.
Well now, isn't that interesting? Nothing on infrared or motion detection.
Switching to air displacement.
There! Sorry, pal, giving up ain't an option.
Blast him! My turn.
Boss! What do we do? Run.
Too late for that.
Note to self next time buy lackeys with brains.
Widow to High Roller, this is too risky.
There could be other eyes.
Agreed.
Just stay out of sight, my dear.
I'll contact you tomorrow with instructions.
Agent Hill, what's the emergency? I'm the emergency, Fury! These armors where based on technology that was stolen from me.
Did you know that? First off, they aren't armor.
They're mandroids, remote operated robots.
And we bought them from Hammer Multinational all nice and legal.
All words, you mean.
Right is right, and wrong is wrong.
How can I trust S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
to You know, you can just find that Hybrid data without me! Too bad, guess we'll just have to General, we just discovered a radiation signature match of the stolen alloy.
What? Where did it come from? It seems to have originated from Iron Man.
Iron Man is the thief? Punk was probably laughing at us behind his face plate the whole time! Get the mandroids online.
Their first mission is to locate and neutralize the traitor.
What do you mean, I should still help? How much do I have to take? Let him steal my wallet? My bus pass? How about the filings from my teeth? Sure it's wrong, but S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
didn't know.
What you're doing is wronger.
I don't think that's really a word.
What if bad guys make weapons out of that stolen alloy and people get hurt? You want that on your conscience? No.
Guess I Huh? Uh-oh.
I think I have more immediate problems.
Bad move, Fury! I'm in the mood to kick a little Don't be stupid, Tony.
Get out of there.
Why? I designed these things.
I know their weakness.
It'll be like fighting myself.
Wrong.
It'll be like fighting five of you.
Yeah, maybe.
But a sonic burst should scramble their Uh-oh.
Hello, they're robots.
They don't have brains to scramble.
Oh, yeah.
Fury, I hope you're watching this.
That's right.
Computer! Armor integrity compromised.
Circuit parameters acceded.
System failure in 17 seconds.
Okay.
Can't move.
But I can still think.
Think.
These guys need a dose of their own medicine.
Triggering reverse charge now! Power levels at 2%.
Recharge recommended.
Thanks, never would have thought of that.
Send a retrieval team for the mandroids.
I want them rebooted and back on patrol 24/7.
That turncoat has to show up sometime.
And when he does, we're gonna put him out of commission for good.
Wow.
That explains a lot.
It's a radioactive isotope that has chemical markers in common with adamantium.
Black Widow set me up.
Tagged me with the tracker to make S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
come after me instead of her.
Now Iron Man is a fugitive.
So what are you gonna do? What I should've done all along.
I'm gonna get some sleep and be a fugitive for the rest of my life.
Wait, Tony.
You can't just walk away from your problems.
If that data falls into the wrong hands It's not my responsibility, Rhodey.
Look, I'm through letting S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
hound me.
Let them go after Widow.
It's no good.
I can't concentrate.
Ahh, feeling guilty.
No.
I I just need to lay low for a while.
Plan things out.
Maybe I need to take a walk or take in that lecture by Oh, no.
What? That Reed Richards lecture at the university, deadline for tickets was yesterday.
Richards is a science genius.
I've been looking forward to his talk for weeks.
I'm so lame.
I'm Going? This is a lecture pass with my name on it.
Yeah.
I put your name on my request form.
Pepper, there's only one ticket per student.
Uh-hm.
That's right.
I wanted to go, but you need to go.
You need one awesome thing in your life right now.
You've earned it.
Ahh.
You're welcome.
But I didn't ask you to.
You didn't have to ask.
A lecture? Man, are you serious? What you need to do is go find that stolen alloy and clear your name.
I can't go after that stolen data with those mandroids hunting me.
Then you're gonna do something about it? No.
We're gonna do something about it.
Rent a helicopter? Just where is this new rendezvous site? Oh, here and there.
Just a little get away of mine off the grid, so to speak.
Are you game? So where do I rent a copter on such short notice? Nothing so far.
Maybe I should've painted a bull's eye on my Uh-Oh.
Spoke too soon.
Looks like I'm about to have company.
That's one down.
But now they know you're not alone.
No one ever said that this was going to be easy.
Oh, no.
Tractor beam trying to pull me apart! Catch this! Whoa! He caught it! You okay? Think we got one left.
Whoa! War Machine, look out! Looks like the mandroids are all down.
Orders, sir.
General Fury? Sorry, Rhodey, you're grounded.
Okay, the War Machine armor's damaged.
But I can still suit up in one of your specialty armors No.
Going into battle with armor you're not used to could get you killed.
You've done enough for now.
Wait.
What are you gonna do? Black Widow set me up, but she made a mistake.
Because what she did to put S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
on my trail, is gonna lead me straight to her boss.
So, this is actually working? Yeah.
I took an idea for Reed Richards' theories.
Using a chemical residue trace Ugh.
Keep it short.
All right, all right.
We trace the vibranium/adamantium alloy back to the person that stole it.
And she's gonna lead us to the man who hired her.
Solid.
I'm thinking off the gird was a slight understatement, Justin.
It is a bit off the beaten path, my dear.
But be patient, you're almost here.
Almost there? Does that island actually move? There are advantages in being able to conduct certain operations in international waters, Natasha.
And, of course, there's privacy.
Welcome, my dear, to Casa De Hammer.
I'm impressed, Justin.
Where's your vacation home? On the moon? How'd you Oh.
Nice.
It is rather comfy.
I do some business here, but mostly it's a place to get away from the press and the pressure.
I might add that I've given the entire staff the day off.
We're quite alone.
Well, not quite.
The data drive and alloy, Widow.
Now.
Come and get them.
.
I'll take those, sweetheart.
I beat you before, Ghost.
Why not just give me that and save yourself the pain? Think twice, hero.
You might not want to press your luck.
Tony, he knows you're Iron Man.
If he tells Hammer He won't! He's saving that to blackmail me once I take over Stark International.
In the meantime Your body may be intangible, but I'll bet your ears still hear! That's it.
Come to Papa.
Drop it or I turn solid where I stand.
You peasant! That credenza was an original Louie XIV! Nice try, son.
Can't break through.
He who schemes and runs away lives to scheme another day.
That gun won't stop me! Really, Iron Man? I'm not stupid.
Hero's are so predictable.
You didn't have to risk your life for me, you know? You could've just left me.
That's the difference between me and your pal Justin.
I couldn't.
I wish you would use the door like a normal person.
A normal person couldn't have gotten you these.
The payment Will be transferred to your account as agreed.
I'll be in touch, Obi.
Now, about that stolen tech.
Don't push it, shell head.
Black Widow may have admitted she planted that radiation trace on you.
But you're still responsible for the destruction of millions of dollars of government property.
I was defending myself.
Pending further investigation, you're free to go.
But just remember, I've got my eye on you.
Yeah, later, Nick.
I assume talking to a lawyer would be too much to ask.
Natasha Romanoff, aka Black Widow.
Not one agent in a thousand could have gotten through S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
defenses to steal that data.
That makes you very dangerous and very special.
So I'm going to leave your future up to you.
You can spend the next 15 years in a maximum security prison or as a special operative for S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
What'll it be?