Lip Sync Battle (2015) s02e11 Episode Script

1 ("20th Century Boy" by T-Rex plays) Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me Yeah, I'm your boy, Your 20th Century toy.
(thumps) - (audience cheering) - (feedback squeals) Chrissy Teigen: He's equally skilled at fighting crime and busting rhymes.
He's the host of "Lip Sync Battle," LL Cool J! Hands in the air, hands in the air! Now let me hear you say, "Yeah!" Audience: Yeah! Now scream! (audience cheers) I love that beat.
Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle.
" It's the coolest competition on TV a place where celebrities have a blast and rock your world by always doing the unexpected, all right? And speaking of rocking your world, you know we can't start the show without her.
Please welcome the lady of the house, Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare - All they do is stare - Go on, stare.
That girl's on fire! Give it up for her! Give it up for her! - Whoo! Hi! - (audience whooping) - LL: Chrissy, you're the queen of the house.
- (chuckles) Tell us what we can expect tonight.
- Tell us what we can expect.
- Oh, my gosh, you can expect me to completely geek out - if I'm not already.
- (audience laughs) We have two of Atlanta's finest here to show us how the dirty, dirty throws down.
- It's gonna be crazy! - Dirty, dirty! - (chuckles) - All right, so, uh, - how about we get this thing started? - Let's get this started.
- Ready to go? All right.
- I gotta see this.
I gotta see this.
Okay.
- Get on up in your position.
- (audience cheers) Should I bring out our stars of tonight's show? Yes! She is the realest housewife of Atlanta.
Yeah! Has her own fashion line.
She wants to wear that beautiful belt as a part of it.
Please welcome NeNe Leakes! - (audience cheers) - (screams) (screams) Mwah.
Hi, everybody! Whoo! And also from the ATL, he's here to dish up some Southern charm and try to win a title.
From "Chrisley Knows Best," - it's Todd Chrisley! - (audience cheers) (Chrissy laughs) Yes! (screams) ATL in the house! Whoo! Todd, you were a super-smooth James Bond when you came out, so I'm gonna let you go first.
- NeNe, you're VIP.
- (screams) - He's going first? - LL: Yes.
NeNe: Oh, my God, he's going first? LL: Yes.
- Okay, thank you.
- LL: All right.
- Like that's gonna change the outcome.
- LL: No, no, no, no, no changing, don't change it.
NeNe, have a seat in the VIP.
You're VIP.
Go in the VIP lounge.
In the VIP lounge.
(chuckling) Todd, you come on over here.
Todd, the moment of truth is at hand.
What's your first song gonna be? "Blurred Lines.
" - (audience cheers) - Chrissy: Oh! Ladies and gentlemen, - Chrissy: Yeah! - it's Todd Chrisley! ("Blurred Lines" by Robin Thicke plays) Everybody get up If you can't hear What I'm trying to say If you can't read From the same page Maybe I'm going deaf Maybe I'm going blind Maybe I'm out of my mind Take a good girl I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it You're a good girl Can't let it get past me Talk about getting blasted I hate these blurred lines I know you want it - I know you want it - Yo, he's stroking the stage! I know you want it But you're a good girl The way you grab me Must wanna get nasty Go ahead, get at me What do they make dreams for When you got them jeans on? What do we need steam for? You the hottest bitch in this place.
(audience cheers) - Chrissy: Whoa! - Whoa! (screams) Whoa! LL: Yo, Todd! Todd, oh, my goodness! Chrissy, Chrissy! - Oh, God! - Chrissy! I always forget you can see through there.
That's okay.
We don't mind.
- I tried to do it.
- That was cute.
- That's cute.
- That was a good song choice.
Are the kids gonna watch this? - Well, one of them's right there.
- Oh! - Oh! - LL: Yo! Chrissy: Thumbs up, thumbs down, what do you think? Thumbs up! I agree.
- I liked it.
- LL: Yo, he's like yo, he's got his hand on his chin like, "I just can't.
My pops is up here.
Hey, hey, hey!" 'Cause he knows he can't do that.
He can't do that yet.
- NeNe.
- Yes.
Do you think he represented the ATL well? I must admit I did not know you were that cool, so I am a little nervous over here.
Come out, do what you gotta do.
It ain't gonna be enough, but do it.
Oh, really, like you're an expert? Oh, so now he's an expert.
Okay.
NeNe hasn't gone yet, so let's just wait and see.
Thank you, Mr.
Chrisley.
- You have a seat over in our VIP section.
- Chrissy: Yeah! NeNe beautiful NeNe, - please join me at center stage.
- I'm coming.
I'm a little bit nervous here, Todd was a gangster.
LL: Which song are you gonna do for us? - Aretha Franklin's "Respect," honey! - Chrissy: Oh! Yes! Respect, honey! Respect! Lip-syncing to the Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin! - This is NeNe Leakes! - (audience whooping) ("Respect" by Aretha Franklin plays) What you want Baby, I got it What you need You know I got it All I'm askin' - Is for a little respect when you get home - Just a little bit - Hey, baby, when you get home - Just a little bit - Just a little bit - Mister Just a little bit I'm about to give you All my money And all I'm asking In return, honey Is to give me my propers - When you get home - Just a, just a, just a - Yeah, baby - Just a, just a, just a - Whip it to me - Re, re, respect - When you get home - Just a little bit - Now - Just a little bit R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me R-E-S-P-E-C-T - Take care, TCB, oh! - Sock it to me, sock it to me - Sock it to me, sock it to me - A little respect Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me - Whoa, babe - Just a little bit - A little respect - Just a little bit - I get tired - Just a little bit - I ain't lying - Just a little bit.
(song ends) - Yeah! - Yeah! Damn! - First of all - NeNe: R-E-S-P! - First of all, you were smokin'! - Chrissy: Whoa! She can really sing! Does she have a hip left? - NeNe: Honey, don't worry.
- Chrissy: Oh! I got so many hips, hon, I can give some away and still have some.
- (Chrissy chuckles) - (audience whooping) Chrissy, did NeNe earn your respect or what? - NeNe: Hey, girl! - I'm a big fan, NeNe Leakes! - Oh, my gosh.
- Ooh, you got a dangerous split on.
Do you guys see that heel? You worked it in those heels.
- Honey, they're tall, but - That's a thin little thing.
- And you've done that before.
- Child, - you know I'm from the dirty south, hon.
I'm tired.
- That song, good choice.
- Where's my water at? Hoo! - (Chrissy laughs) I got you covered, baby.
We'll go get you some water.
I will go over there and get the glass of water.
- Honey, bring me my water.
- Give her some water for God's sakes.
Help me make sure Todd didn't put nothing in it that gonna make me fall out.
Have some have some water, sweetheart.
So I hear you two have been going back and forth a little bit - and, uh with the texting and, uh - Yeah! We usually we usually go to the same gas station 'cause we don't live that far away.
So next time I see him there, I'm gonna put some sugar in his tank, honey.
(Chrissy laughs) - Okay? Fill him up.
- Todd: I've been accused of already having sugar in my tank, darling.
(Chrissy laughs) I was waiting for that.
- Whoo, hoo, hoo, hoo! - Chrissy: Whoa! Well, round 1 is in the books.
And guess what? It's only gonna get crazier in round 2.
Who will up their game and go down in "Lip Sync Battle" history? Stick around! What you need You know I got it.
("20th Century Boy" by T-Rex plays) ATL is in the building! Two of the fastest mouths in the South, reality TV stars NeNe Leakes and Todd Chrisley came out swinging.
This is a crazy one tonight.
Anything can happen.
But before "Lip Sync Battle" moves on to round 2 with Todd's final song, let's see how he got ready for tonight's big show.
I have to go all out.
I mean, I'm going up against NeNe Leakes.
This bitch is gonna bring it.
So I have to bring my A game when it comes to her.
Second place is good 'cause it's your ass I'm looking at.
Oh, yes, honey, and I got a good old fat ass.
- What's up, my darling? - God, why can't I wear that? Isn't that gorgeous? - Here are your shorts.
- Got my booty shorts.
- This is your tie.
- Love it.
I love it.
All right, so we're gonna take it from the top.
- Let's do it.
- Go, go, go! - (women whooping) - Woman: Yes! In that quiet moment, just turn around for the "uh! " You've got this! Bring your inner diva out and it's going to destroy.
Okay.
Fear.
NeNe is consumed with fear right now.
(clearing throat) - Oh, child, please.
- (chuckles) - He's gonna get murdered.
- Oh, no.
(Chuckles) Man: All right, here we go.
Stand by with music.
I feel so good right now.
I mean, I feel like I'm getting ready to really go out here - and just kill this.
- Get your beast mode on.
I'm getting my beast mode on.
This is gonna be a slaughter.
Man: All right, here we go.
Quiet please.
Stand by.
Be you, and you're gonna be fucking amazing.
Here we go.
In five, four go.
You guys, go.
- Go.
- (audience cheering) ("Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" by Shania Twain plays) Let's go, girls Come on I'm going out tonight I'm feeling all right Gonna let it all hang out Wanna make some noise Really raise my voice Yeah, I wanna scream and shout Uh No inhibitions Make no conditions Get a little out of line I ain't gonna act Politically correct I only wanna have a good time - Whoa! - The best thing about being a woman Is the prerogative to have a little fun and Oh, oh, oh Go totally crazy Forget I'm a lady Men's shirts, short skirts Oh, oh, oh Really go wild, yeah Doing it in style Oh, oh, oh Get in the action Feel the attraction Color my hair, do what I dare Oh, oh, oh I wanna be free, yeah To feel the way I feel Man, I feel like a woman Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! I feel like a woman.
- (audience cheers) - Oh! Oh! Oh! (Screams) You tried it Oh Todd, look at your son.
Look at your son in the eye right now.
LL: Hold up.
Chrissy: Whoa! LL: It looks like your nipples graduated or something.
- Just because of you.
- MBA, man.
- Got your MBA.
- They literally graduated.
Oh, they got their doctorate.
(LL laughs) Got your doctorate Have a seat over there, Todd, please, in the VIP.
Look at you! You tried it.
You Todd's tassels gave him a little hassle.
But next up, we'll find out what NeNe Leakes is willing to do all in the name of "Lip Sync Battle" glory - right after this! - Go totally crazy Forget I'm a lady.
(funk music playing) (audience cheering) This crowd just can't get enough of "Lip Sync Battle," and guess what? Next up, NeNe Leakes.
She's gonna make her bid for greatness, but before she performs, let's get an inside look at what happened when NeNe came to LSB.
(NeNe screams) Hi, girl! How are you? - Are you nervous? - I can't wait.
- I'm excited, though.
I'm a little nervous, - Okay.
but I keep saying to them, I said, "Look, don't worry about me.
" - I'm really a lights, camera, action kind of girl.
- Uh-huh.
So once the camera's going up, - I know we gotta do something.
- Save.
You're saving it.
And this is slower.
Yes! Uh, uh, bam, bam.
Yes! (laughs) Do you wanna try one with a heel? - Uh, no.
- No? Okay.
(Laughs) I am going to be as competitive as I can be.
I know there are people that are super competitive, but, you know, I'm just, like, mildly competitive.
I know you're prepared to kick my ass.
It's all good.
It's all good.
I know you're gonna turn down 'cause, see, I know this look.
Get out there and be, "Do, do, do - do, do.
" - See? Already, you're gonna make me nervous.
I gotta throw that out there.
Woman: Okay, here we go.
Everybody, stand by.
Five, six, seven, eight.
- Okay, let's see what happens.
- You wanna try it? Lord, y'all got a lot of faith in me.
I don't know how these performers do it.
- (chatter) - Listen, Todd, we are here to win.
Ah, get hood with it, man.
- Man: Yeah, that's great.
- Oh, so you're leaving now.
No, darling, I'm just beginning.
- Remember my name.
- I do, NeNe.
And remember how I look from the back.
("Supermodel" by RuPaul plays) - You better work - Cover girl - Work it, girl - Give a twirl Do your thing On the runway It don't matter what you wear They're checking out your savior faire - Ooh, yeah - It don't matter what you do 'Cause everything looks good on you - Supermodel - Work - Turn to the left - Work - Now turn to the right - Work Sashay, shante - Work - Supermodel - You better work it, girl - Of the world Wet your lips - And make love to the camera - Yeah, okay! Yeah, okay! I see your picture everywhere I see your picture everywhere - A million dollar derriere - Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah And when you walked into the room You had everybody's eyes on you Supermodel I have one thing to say Sashay, shante Shante, shante Shante, shante, shante I have one thing to say Sashay, shante Shante, shante Shante, shante, shante - Whoo! - Work Work Work I have one thing to say You better work.
(audience cheers) Chrissy: Boom! Chrissy: Oh, my God.
Worth the wait.
Oh, Jesus, my shoes were squeezing me like oh, like murder, child.
- Chrissy: Oh, my gosh! - Who knew? You wanna kick those off, baby? Ooh, oh, that's I can do that, too? - Yeah, you can kick those shoes off.
- Oh, Lord, Patti LaBelle.
Hoo, boy, dang! How tall was they? - NeNe: Whoo! - LL: Whoo! Todd, what do you think of your competition now? You know, I love you.
- You put your heart and soul in it.
- Thank you so much.
You walked that you walked it out.
You know what? They're gonna be the ones to tell me you took NeNe: Whatever, honey.
Hush.
He's trying to give a sob story so y'all could be on his side.
- Please! - My feet were barking.
I get an extra for that.
(audience laughs, cheers) - Yeah.
- LL: Well, stay you stay right there, NeNe.
Look, who will take the title tonight? Audience picks the winner NeNe or Todd when "Lip Sync Battle" returns.
- Give a twirl - Do your thing On the runway.
("20th Century Boy" by T-Rex plays) (audience cheers) The legendary list of "Lip Sync Battle" champions is about to add another name.
- Chrissy, are you ready to do this? - I am ready! - You guys ready? - (audience cheers) Okay.
Are you picking model father Todd Chrisley? (audience cheers) Or or is your vote going to supermodel NeNe Leakes? (audience cheers) Whoo! LL: The people have spoken.
"Lip Sync Battle" champion is - NeNe Leakes.
- (audience cheering) (booing) What is going on right now? Is this controversial? (chanting) Todd! Todd! Todd! (chanting) Todd! Todd! NeNe! NeNe! - Wow! Wow! - Oh, I'm not giving it back.
- Wow, wow, wow! - They're not getting they ain't getting it back.
(whistling) - LL: You know what? - Oh, you're not getting this back.
I mean Oh, you're not gonna get it back.
Oh, he is not getting it back.
He can't change nothing.
The rules are the rules.
They're in place.
Thank you.
LL: It's on! We gotta do a rematch.
This was not, like, a slam dunk.
- We've had some slam dunks.
- No, you know, it was a slam dunk.
I don't know what you're saying.
Okay, okay, okay.
- I wasn't no easy kill.
- Okay, Todd and I - I wasn't no easy kill.
- You were not easy to kill.
We are definitely friends again.
(audience laughs) - What - I love you and I miss you.
No, we ain't.
We're friends again when I take that from you.
Whoo! Okay, y'all, much respect to NeNe Leakes and Todd Chrisley for holding back nothing tonight.
In my book, you're both winners.
Good night from me, LL Cool J, my girl Chrissy Teigen.
And remember, no matter what you do in life, knock 'em out the box, L.
- Knock 'em out, L! - (audience cheering) - Supermodel - Work - Turn to the left - Work - Now turn to the right - Work Sashay, shante - Work - Supermodel - You better work it, girl - Of the world Wet your lips and make love to the camera I see your picture everywhere I see your picture everywhere - A million dollar derriere - Ooh, ooh, ooh.