Mr Inbetween (2018) s02e11 Episode Script
There Rust, and Let Me Die
You're not worried? About what? What if he's booby-trapped the bags or something? I mean, the last time you tried to dig up a stash, I nearly got my fuckin' head blown off.
Remember that? Hmm? Got to be careful.
Get out.
So where is it? - It's pretty close.
- How close? Just over there.
Let me tell you something.
If you move from this spot before we get the cash, I swear to fucking God, I'll blow your head off.
- Understood.
- Right.
Money better be there.
It's there.
What about the cuffs? What about 'em? Well, I can't get very fucking far with these around my legs, can I? Well, that's the point.
Come on, mate.
Fair is fair.
Fair is fair.
Fair is fair.
Uh-huh.
Oh, you fuck! Oh! That's for Vinnie, you prick.
What direction? - Over there.
- Where? Over there.
- This way? - No, stop.
No, left.
Go left.
A bit more.
Keep going.
Straight.
Bit more right.
- Bit more right.
- This way? Yep, straight.
- Keep going.
- Keep going? Yeah, yep, there.
- Here? - Yeah.
Fucking hell, mate.
Put some fucking elbow grease into it, Ray.
I got something.
- Oi! - Hey! Damn it.
Ah, fuck! Who the fuck is that shooting? Fuck! Fuck! - Dave? - Oh, fuck! You What the fuck are you doing? Fucking idiot! Don't crack the shits.
Come on.
Around here.
What the fuck? Come on.
- Careful, it's barbwire.
- What have you done? Think I fucked me back.
- Who the fuck is this clown? - Gaz, Dave.
Pleased to meet you.
- You the one doing the shooting? - That's me.
So why the fuck wouldn't you tell me about that, Ray? Well, I figured it'd be better, mate, if you didn't know what was going on.
We're never gonna find him now, so let's just go get the money, eh? Yeah, let's do that.
What the fuck was that? Fucked if I know.
Come on, let's go.
Which way is it? That way.
Come on.
Fuck.
Ah! Fuck was that? It's a full moon.
So it's a werewolf, is it? - No, I'm just saying.
- Mm.
- Fuck.
- Fuck this shit.
- You go, Gary.
- No, you go.
- Go together.
- All right.
Come on.
Ray! Hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Happy? Yeah, we're happy.
Beauty.
You all right? Come on.
Hmm.
Okay, come on.
Knock, knock.
Entrez vous.
I'm gonna pick up Britt.
She's at netball, so Back in about 15.
Okay.
Uh, hey, I was going to ask you.
Would it be okay if Britt and I spend a little one-on-one time today? Mm.
You want me to take you somewhere, or No.
Would be good just to hang out here, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, cool, mate.
You want anything down the street? No, I'm all good.
All right, mate.
I'll see you in a bit.
Mm.
Yeah.
"Thy husband in thy bosom there lies dead; "And Paris, too.
"Come, I'll dispose of thee "Among a sisterhood of holy nuns: "Stay not to question, for the watch is coming; Come, go, good Juliet, I dare stay no longer.
" "Go, get thee hence, for I will not away.
"What's here? A cup, closed in my true love's hand? "Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end: "O churl! Drunk all, and left no friendly drop "To help me after? "I will kiss thy lips; "Haply some poison yet doth hang on them, "To make die with a restorative.
"Thy lips are warm.
"Yea, noise? Then I'll be brief.
"O happy dagger, "This is thy sheath; There rust, and let me die.
" Bravo! Bravo.
Very good.
Let's do it again.
Done.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Bye.
Why are you crying? - I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.
I'm just sad 'cause I'm gonna miss you.
Why are you sad? You're going to see me next weekend.
Hmm.
Okay, I won't be sad.
Bye.
I'll see you, mate.
Remember when you shat in the bath? You shat in the bath.
What? You were sitting up that end, and I was up that end.
Huh? You shat in the bath.
- It was me? - Yeah.
And every time I moved, all it'd do is suck the bloody turd closer to me.
And I was screaming at Mum, screaming my head off.
Yeah.
Fuck.
I spent two nights in the cooler for that.
So you should've.
I want you to do something for me.
What? Forgive the old man.
No.
You got to let it go, mate.
- No, I don't.
- You have to, mate.
No.
Holding a grudge against someone is like drinking poison and expecting them to get sick.
Hmm? Where'd you get that from? The Dalai Lama.
You're holding onto it, mate.
I don't think about it.
You know? I don't think about that shit anymore.
- You know? - Yeah.
Wh-When I was saying I seen the old man the other day.
Mm.
- I went to say goodbye to him.
- Mm.
I gave him a hug and I said, "I love you.
" And when I walked out of there, I felt like I was ten tons lighter.
- Mm.
Mm.
- You know? Because I forgave him.
And till I forgave him, you know, - I didn't realize the weight.
- Mm.
You don't realize the weight t-that you're carrying - till you put it down.
- Hmm.
Promise me you'll try.
I'll try.
I just want you to be happy, mate.
Yeah, I know.
Remember the those schoolbooks we used to have in the in the bookcase? - Mm, hmm.
- Hmm? There was a science book, a physics book.
- It's like a law of physics.
- Mm.
It was telling me, like, mat-matter cannot cease to exist, it can only change forms.
Something like that.
- Well, that doesn't seem right.
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
I said, "Well, that sounds like bullshit.
Mm.
But here's the thing.
Say, like, a piece of wood.
Huh? If you burn it, does it cease to exist? - Yeah.
- No, it doesn't.
- Yeah.
- No, no, no.
It turns to ash.
It changes form, but it still exists as ash.
Yeah.
So-so, what are you saying? W-Well, I'm matter.
- Yeah.
- Right? I-I'm matter, right? Y-You're matter.
We're all matter.
We You cannot cease to exist.
We can only change form.
So nobody dies? Yeah.
- Nobody dies.
- Mm.
Nobody dies.
So, you want to get this show on the road? No.
Thanks for this, mate.
No worries.
Gonna miss you.
Same.
Remember that? Hmm? Got to be careful.
Get out.
So where is it? - It's pretty close.
- How close? Just over there.
Let me tell you something.
If you move from this spot before we get the cash, I swear to fucking God, I'll blow your head off.
- Understood.
- Right.
Money better be there.
It's there.
What about the cuffs? What about 'em? Well, I can't get very fucking far with these around my legs, can I? Well, that's the point.
Come on, mate.
Fair is fair.
Fair is fair.
Fair is fair.
Uh-huh.
Oh, you fuck! Oh! That's for Vinnie, you prick.
What direction? - Over there.
- Where? Over there.
- This way? - No, stop.
No, left.
Go left.
A bit more.
Keep going.
Straight.
Bit more right.
- Bit more right.
- This way? Yep, straight.
- Keep going.
- Keep going? Yeah, yep, there.
- Here? - Yeah.
Fucking hell, mate.
Put some fucking elbow grease into it, Ray.
I got something.
- Oi! - Hey! Damn it.
Ah, fuck! Who the fuck is that shooting? Fuck! Fuck! - Dave? - Oh, fuck! You What the fuck are you doing? Fucking idiot! Don't crack the shits.
Come on.
Around here.
What the fuck? Come on.
- Careful, it's barbwire.
- What have you done? Think I fucked me back.
- Who the fuck is this clown? - Gaz, Dave.
Pleased to meet you.
- You the one doing the shooting? - That's me.
So why the fuck wouldn't you tell me about that, Ray? Well, I figured it'd be better, mate, if you didn't know what was going on.
We're never gonna find him now, so let's just go get the money, eh? Yeah, let's do that.
What the fuck was that? Fucked if I know.
Come on, let's go.
Which way is it? That way.
Come on.
Fuck.
Ah! Fuck was that? It's a full moon.
So it's a werewolf, is it? - No, I'm just saying.
- Mm.
- Fuck.
- Fuck this shit.
- You go, Gary.
- No, you go.
- Go together.
- All right.
Come on.
Ray! Hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Happy? Yeah, we're happy.
Beauty.
You all right? Come on.
Hmm.
Okay, come on.
Knock, knock.
Entrez vous.
I'm gonna pick up Britt.
She's at netball, so Back in about 15.
Okay.
Uh, hey, I was going to ask you.
Would it be okay if Britt and I spend a little one-on-one time today? Mm.
You want me to take you somewhere, or No.
Would be good just to hang out here, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, cool, mate.
You want anything down the street? No, I'm all good.
All right, mate.
I'll see you in a bit.
Mm.
Yeah.
"Thy husband in thy bosom there lies dead; "And Paris, too.
"Come, I'll dispose of thee "Among a sisterhood of holy nuns: "Stay not to question, for the watch is coming; Come, go, good Juliet, I dare stay no longer.
" "Go, get thee hence, for I will not away.
"What's here? A cup, closed in my true love's hand? "Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end: "O churl! Drunk all, and left no friendly drop "To help me after? "I will kiss thy lips; "Haply some poison yet doth hang on them, "To make die with a restorative.
"Thy lips are warm.
"Yea, noise? Then I'll be brief.
"O happy dagger, "This is thy sheath; There rust, and let me die.
" Bravo! Bravo.
Very good.
Let's do it again.
Done.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Bye.
Why are you crying? - I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.
I'm just sad 'cause I'm gonna miss you.
Why are you sad? You're going to see me next weekend.
Hmm.
Okay, I won't be sad.
Bye.
I'll see you, mate.
Remember when you shat in the bath? You shat in the bath.
What? You were sitting up that end, and I was up that end.
Huh? You shat in the bath.
- It was me? - Yeah.
And every time I moved, all it'd do is suck the bloody turd closer to me.
And I was screaming at Mum, screaming my head off.
Yeah.
Fuck.
I spent two nights in the cooler for that.
So you should've.
I want you to do something for me.
What? Forgive the old man.
No.
You got to let it go, mate.
- No, I don't.
- You have to, mate.
No.
Holding a grudge against someone is like drinking poison and expecting them to get sick.
Hmm? Where'd you get that from? The Dalai Lama.
You're holding onto it, mate.
I don't think about it.
You know? I don't think about that shit anymore.
- You know? - Yeah.
Wh-When I was saying I seen the old man the other day.
Mm.
- I went to say goodbye to him.
- Mm.
I gave him a hug and I said, "I love you.
" And when I walked out of there, I felt like I was ten tons lighter.
- Mm.
Mm.
- You know? Because I forgave him.
And till I forgave him, you know, - I didn't realize the weight.
- Mm.
You don't realize the weight t-that you're carrying - till you put it down.
- Hmm.
Promise me you'll try.
I'll try.
I just want you to be happy, mate.
Yeah, I know.
Remember the those schoolbooks we used to have in the in the bookcase? - Mm, hmm.
- Hmm? There was a science book, a physics book.
- It's like a law of physics.
- Mm.
It was telling me, like, mat-matter cannot cease to exist, it can only change forms.
Something like that.
- Well, that doesn't seem right.
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
I said, "Well, that sounds like bullshit.
Mm.
But here's the thing.
Say, like, a piece of wood.
Huh? If you burn it, does it cease to exist? - Yeah.
- No, it doesn't.
- Yeah.
- No, no, no.
It turns to ash.
It changes form, but it still exists as ash.
Yeah.
So-so, what are you saying? W-Well, I'm matter.
- Yeah.
- Right? I-I'm matter, right? Y-You're matter.
We're all matter.
We You cannot cease to exist.
We can only change form.
So nobody dies? Yeah.
- Nobody dies.
- Mm.
Nobody dies.
So, you want to get this show on the road? No.
Thanks for this, mate.
No worries.
Gonna miss you.
Same.