Phineas and Ferb s02e11 Episode Script

See? Isn't this the coolest game ever? It's called Jump and Duck.
Hey, how'd you get your face in there? Easy.
I just use this camera.
See? Cool.
And then you do this, and this, and this and this and this and this and this, and this, and this, and this, and this and this, and then this and this, and then that.
Look! This is awesome.
Stacy, you are talking to the luckiest girl in this house.
Jeremy is taking me to the summer cotillion! Cotillion.
It's like a dance.
Yes, it's a real word.
All I know is it's gonna be great.
Wait a minute.
I just thought of something.
Two somethings actually.
And one of them is pointy.
Stacy, I'll call you back.
It's time for a little preemptive bust.
So, beyond jumping and ducking, what's the actual objective of this game? It's called Jump and Duck.
Duh.
I can see no educational value in this game.
Duck! Consider yourself educated.
I stand corrected.
Far be it for me to cast dispersions on jumping, and or ducking, but I think you can improve this.
With a little effort we could– Okay.
What are you guys up to? Playing a video game.
That's it? That's all you're doing today? Huh.
How normal.
I guess my night's safe after all.
Who would have guessed you two would get sucked into a video game? I'm going to go get ready.
"Sucked into a video game".
Brilliant! Ferb! I know what we're going to do today.
Hey, where's Perry? Good morning Agent P.
I've been monitoring Doofenshmirtz's internet activity.
First, we know what you're getting for Christmas.
Don't ask, our lips are sealed It's a vase.
Second, he's been doing a lot of research into the molecular structure of taffeta, satin, and most ominous of all Velour.
Ugh! Perry! Introducing the all new and improved, Jump and Duck.
The world's first truly immersive video game experience.
Hey, Ferb! Throw the switch.
Hey! And once your zapped into the video game by the digitizer– Okay, what's going on? I was drying my hair.
Sorry about the power, Candace.
Ferb went to check the circuit breaker.
Jeremy is going to get here any minute.
Hey! Where'd you guys go? We didn't go anywhere.
But you're inside the video game.
What do you mean I'm in the Wow, cool.
How come she got to go first? Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ah, Perry the Platypus, you are too late.
Wait-wait, i-is it eleven o'clock yet? Wait.
Now! Now you are too late.
So Perry the Platypus, tremble in fear before the most twisted, nightmarish creation the world has ever known! The ball gown-inator.
You see? It's hard to fight when you're in a ball gown.
It's portable too.
Ooh, you look so elegant, like you're going to a cotillion.
It's a word.
It means dance.
So, why would I create such a device as this? Hm? Hm? You see, back in Gimmelshtump in the depths of my childhood, my parents were expecting a brand new baby girl.
My mother spent months knitting pretty dresses.
U-Unfortunately, the baby turned out to be a boy, and– Because we were out of material, I, was forced to wear those same dresses for an entire year, drawing mockery and scorn from all of my manly classmates.
Now with my ball gown-inator, I will be the manliest man in the Tri-State Area! You know, by comparison.
Because everyone else will be wearing dresses.
A-After I shoot them with my ball gown-inator.
Am– Am I over explaining this? Because I have this whole musical number prepared, and– Oh.
Oh, you're good? Okay.
Take five girls.
You guys better get me out of here.
I still have to get ready.
Well, we designed a whole bunch of different worlds you have to go through to get to the boss, but You know, just– Just continue screen right.
Can't you just press a button and get me there now? Oh, you want cheat codes.
No, we don't roll like that.
Just jump and duck.
Okay not necessarily in that order.
Just choose the appropriate action that corresponds to the highly approaching fruit.
What does that even mean? Duck! Now run! Duck! Okay, you can try to jump here.
Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Duck! Okay, stop falling.
Stop falling.
Sheesh.
Maybe we should go and help her.
Don't worry, Candace! We're coming! Hmm.
Maybe they should call it Jump, Duck, and Blow.
Whoa.
What happened here? Oh, that's right.
Candace has her hair dryer.
We'll just follow the carnage.
(Song: Let's Go Digital) Analog is so five terabytes ago Come inside this digital domain! We can all be heroes, in a world of ones and zeros We'll leave behind the boring and mundane Don't be the bug in my system Or else we're gonna crash and fall! Yeah, let's go digital! (Let's go digital) (Yeah, let's go digital!) Yeah, let's go digital! (Let's go digital) (Yeah, let's go digital!) Virtual is so the only way to go Cyberspace is really quite a trip (Cyberspace is really quite a trip) When you switch your mode to raw binary code We'll run amok inside a microchip (Run amok inside a microchip) Don't be the bug in my system Or else we're gonna crash and fall! Yeah, let's go digital! (Let's go digital) (Yeah, let's go digital!) Yeah, let's go digital! (Let's go digital) (Yeah, let's go digital!) Yeah, let's go digital! (Let's go digital) (Yeah, let's go digital!) Yeah, let's go digital! (Let's go digital) (Yeah, let's go digital!) You know, Perry the Platypus, that dress sort of suits you.
If– You know, you just accentuate the positive as they say Um I'm going to stop talking now.
I'm moving into a weird– Hey what the–? Ohh! What going on here I got– Oh, it's on now! Oh, great, now everyone's staring.
Wow, the castle.
Nice art direction, Ferb.
I guess Candace already made it to the boss level.
Sweet! Come on.
I forgot that we made Buford the boss.
It's a little disturbing having him trying to obliterate us, but it made him so happy.
Hey, ugly! Drop the twerps, you freak! Nobody picks on my brothers but– Candace, look out! All right, Candace, way to– Phineas! Ferb! Phineas! Ferb! Nooo! Hey Candace, what's the matter? You guys are okay? Well, yeah.
We have, like four lives left.
Wait.
You guys let me believe you were really dead? If we ever get out of here you're going to be so Hey, what's going on? Awesome, we're out.
So you must have beat the boss.
Yeah.
It was a piece of cake.
Cool.
How'd you get him the second time? What do you mean, "second time"? You know how after you defeat him the first time, he comes back, and this time he's twice as strong? What'd you do then? Um The last level's in the real world.
Run! No, guys.
He looked like a nice guy.
Okay, maybe not.
Oh, now I see the educational value.
You know, eventually I'm getting out of here.
Exactly as planned.
Hey, you! Isabella! No! Leave my friends alone! Nooo! Smile.
Wow, Isabella.
That was great.
You know what they say.
The bigger they are, the harder they de-pixelate.
Seafoam green? I'm actually more of an autumn.
Candace.
Oh no! Jeremy's here.
How am I going to get ready in three seconds? Apparently, do what we did.
Oh! No! Curse you Perry the Platypus! I don't remember changing.
Is this part of the game? Oh, there you are, Perry.
Well, what am I going to do?! Huh? Wow.
You look beautiful.
I guess you all look beautiful.
Thanks.
We think it's part of the game.
Okay.
Shall we go, Candace? Uh Yes.
Why do they call it a cotillion anyway? Oh, don't get me started.
And the queen of the summer cotillion is Oh, I am honored.
And at the same time humiliated.
So thank you and curse you.