Pop Team Epic (2018) s02e11 Episode Script

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Poptepipic.
Yeah, that's why I said What?
There's a sexy beast lady making love to
an underaged giant robot boy over there!
-What?!
-Don't! It's a trap!
I don't care if it is!
I don't care if it's a trap!
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble, a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 11: "MIDDLE AGED DUO PIPIC"
NX TV
POP TALK
Hey! What's up? How you doing?
But seriously, how'd a tiny TV station
like you work up an offer for me?
Don't I cost more than your entire budget?
GREEN ROOM
JUST AS PREDICTED
Hey. How you doing?
FAMOUS TALENT - PIPIMI
Hey. What's my partner doing
in my green room?
You put us both in one single room?
How long do you think we've done this?
For talents of our class,
we get individual rooms.
Sharing a room now? Man, that's awkward.
What day did they sell
the horse racing papers again?
Don't know.
Yeah, you wouldn't.
Didn't you once go to England?
That was you.
Oh, right.
Do you like Sugita and Nakamura more?
I can't answer that question.
Eh, yeah, I guess.
Come in.
Good sphering!
Mocchi Momojiri!
Kanchi Kakijiri!
We're Mocchi Kanchi!
We're going to be on the program today!
We'll make 'em screech all night!
Nice working with you!
ROOKIE COMEDIAN
MOCCHI KANCHI
Monkey Panty?
Mocchi Kanchi!
Lumpy Panty?
We're not lumpy!
We're technically
veteran idol voice actors, you know?
But wow, master,
you're making as much money as ever!
Here's your favorite,
Osakan old lady panties!
Idiot! Even the pinnacle of Japan,
Abe no Harukasu, would get demotivated!
Just kidding.
It's a delicious lunch from Osaka.
The casting for this part
was clearly a package deal,
but we'll take a package deal any day!
We'll do anythingsphere!
Well, anyway, nice working with you today!
We're Lumpy Panty!
That's Mocchi Kanchi, dammit!
Eh, whatever!
Muhle! Forever!
Seriously, I can't understand
these young kids these days.
If it isn't from Gyogyoen,
I don't want it.
You know it isn't.
I'll bet it's some cheap lunch
they bought waiting for the train.
It would've been funnier
if it really were panties.
I feel like I've seen these boxes before.
What kind of lunch were these?
NAMBA THEATER
35 YEARS AGO
I'm Popko!
I'm Pipimi!
We're Pop Team Epic!
Good morning, master! We're Pop Team Epic!
Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo?
No, Pop Team Epic!
Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee?
Not pee, Pop Team Epic! Pop Team
Poo Poo Poo.
You know how they always tell me
to be cuter at auditions?
Yeah, that happens a lot.
Could try doing it right now?
ROOKIE COMEDIAN AUDITION
Moe, moe, kyun!
That wasn't funny!
Get off the stage!
Puddy puddy pudding.
Squirry squirry squirrel.
What kind of squirrel's that?
Poly poly police!
I like that one.
Pop, you haven't had lunch yet?
Yeah.
Here. You can have half of mine.
Let's eat it together.
Hey! That's a pork bun from that store!
Pop, I'm real sorry.
I invited you into this crazy world
and now, you're suffering so bad!
What you talking about?
I've always been broke. Skipping meals
sometimes is no skin off my bones.
Now, let's think up a ton of funny gags
and hit the big time quick!
Yeah! We're gonna get big enough
to get individual green rooms!
What the heck?! This stuff's damn good!
Gimme back your half.
Wh-Wh-What you talking about?
You already gave it to me.
The flavor hasn't changed a bit.
Last time was when we practiced our act.
Oh? Pipi? You ate yours too?
Eating this brings back
all the memories of those days.
Hey, how about going
for some Osakan beef soup?
Bro used to treat us to that all the time.
But I've got gout. It hurts
like hell whenever I eat beef soup.
You can just eat the onion
and tofu in the beef soup.
Why would I go back to Osaka
just to eat onions and tofu?!
Oof!
Poptepi!
I'm gonna tickle you!
Tickle, tickle.
Tickle, tickle.
Swish, swish.
I want a log covered in shitakes.
I want one too.
Don't you, Pipimi?
Wait, what?!
A log covered in shitakes?!
P-Pipimi
Thank you
Love and peace!
Poptepipic.
Say it, say it, Pipimi!
Say it Huh?
I thought it was Pipimi,
but it was a torpedo.
You're free now.
Hi, Pop. I'm Posei
Don!
Poptepipic!
Bobnemimimmi.
Bang! Charge!
Prefectural police
Ah, I can't see!
I can't see!
Which prefectural police?
Hey!
I asked which prefectural police,
damn you!
Come on. It hurts, doesn't it?
Hurry and 'fess up.
It'll be easier on you.
Hey! Which prefectural police?! You hear
Kanada! The Kanada Prefectural Police!
Huh?
We're so sorry!
KANADA PREFECTURAL POLICE
Poptepipic.
It's a pro gamer!
Outta the way!
Wow, so sexy!
I saw that move at the POP EX tournament!
Outta the way!
Outta the way! Outta the way!
Wow, so sexy!
I saw that move at the POPU tournament!
-Wow, so sexy!
-Eisai haramasukoi
Eisai haramasukoi
Outta the way!
Let's play Like 2D look-thattaway!
I'll always choose the way!
I can be the perpetual defender!
Look thattaway!
Way! Way!
So, your model doesn't have
anything beyond that?
Poptepipic!
Pop!
Leave it to me!
I'll fix the distorted perception
with stretch and shear tools!
Pop! Pop! Pop!
Pop! Pop! Pop!
Pop! Pop! Pop!
I can't do this.
Nice try.
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating on me now
Thank you for purchasing Poptepipic.
Wouldn't it be better
if they bought concert BDs
from the voice actor unit Sphere?
Pop, we don't say things like that!
But they're amazing.
They debuted 13 years ago.
All of them are over 30 now,
and even though they're veteran idols,
they performed 84 songs
over two days, you know?
Frankly, for their really old songs
that have lyrics about school uniforms,
I have to think, "Ugh, seriously?"
with how old they are.
Didn't you say that recently, Pipimi?
That you thought, "Shoot, I'm old."
Well, how about that?
-Uh Um
-How about it, huh?
Yes, I thought that.
Poptepipic.
Hey, so, like, if an extrovert
and introvert raced against each other
What?
There's a sexy beast lady making love to
an underaged giant robot boy over there!
-What?!
-Don't! It's a trap!
I don't care if it is!
I don't care if it's a trap!
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble, a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what, do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 11: "MIDDLE AGED DUO PIPIC"
NX TV
POP TALK
Hey! How you doing?
But seriously, how'd a tiny TV station
like you work up an offer for me?
Don't I cost more than your entire budget?
GREEN ROOM
JUST AS PREDICTED
Hey. How you doing?
FAMOUS TALENT - PIPIMI
Hey. What's my partner doing
in my green room?
POPKO - PIPIMI
How long do you think we've done this?
For talents of our class,
we get individual rooms.
Sharing a room now? Man, that's awkward.
What day did they sell
the horse racing papers again?
Don't know.
Yeah, you wouldn't.
Didn't you get into
snowboarding that one time?
I've never done it.
-Not once?
-Yeah.
Do you like rhinoceros beetles
or stag beetles more?
I hate bugs.
Eh, yeah, right.
Come in.
Hello!
Mocchi Yawahada!
Kanchi Hiza!
We're Mocchi Kanchi!
We're going to be on the program today!
We'll make 'em screech all night!
Nice working with you!
Nice working!
ROOKIE COMEDIAN
MOCCHI KANCHI
Nishiki Panty?
Not Nishiki! Mocchi Kanchi!
Lumpy Panty?
We're not lumpy!
And can you get off the panty thing?
But wow, master, you're putting on
another amazing show!
Here's your favorite,
Osakan old lady panties!
It'll get you aroused
Idiot! They'll get demotivated instead!
Just kidding.
It's a delicious lunch from Osaka.
Eat it all up, be full of life,
and hire us in a package deal again!
Eek! Eek! Nishiki!
Well, anyway, nice working with you today!
We're Lumpy Panty!
That's Mocchi Kanchi, dammit!
Eh, whatever!
Okay!
Seriously, I can't understand
these young kids these days.
If it isn't from Gyogyoen,
I don't want it.
I'll bet it's some cheap lunch
they bought waiting for the train.
It would've been funnier
if it really were panties.
I feel like I've seen these boxes before.
What kind of lunch were these?
NAMBA THEATER
35 YEARS AGO
I'm Popko!
I'm Pipimi!
We're Pop Team Epic!
Good morning, master! We're Pop Team Epic!
Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo?
No, Pop Team Epic!
Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee?
Not pee, Pop Team Epic! Pop Team
Poo Poo Poo.
Today's our first time on stage.
We'll do our best.
We'll do our best, but we're real nervous,
but we'll do our best,
so, please support us!
We're Pop Team Epic!
That wasn't funny!
Get off the stage!
No, that's Nishiki.
But my dad says it isn't Nishiki.
See, it isn't Nishiki.
Pop, you haven't had lunch yet?
Yeah.
Here. You can have half of mine.
Hey! That's a pork bun from that store!
Pop, I'm real sorry.
I invited you into this crazy world
and now, you're suffering so bad!
What you talking about?
I've always been broke. Skipping meals
sometimes is no skin off my bones.
Now, let's think up a ton of funny gags
and hit the big time quick!
Yeah! We're gonna get big enough
to get individual green rooms!
What the heck? This stuff's damn good!
Gimme back your half.
What you talking about?
You already gave it to me!
The flavor hasn't changed a bit.
Last time was when we practiced our act.
Oh? Pipi? You ate yours too?
I can't forget this cheap flavor.
Hey, how about going
for some Osakan beef soup?
Bro used to treat us to that all the time.
But I've got gout. It hurts like hell
whenever I eat beef soup.
You can just eat the onion
and tofu in the beef soup.
Why would I go back to Osaka
just to eat onions and tofu?!
We're Pop Team Epic!
I'm gonna tickle you!
Actually, I'm already doing it!
Well? Well? Well?
Left, right! Left, right! Left, right!
Back, front! Back, front! Back, front!
Well? You like it here?
Pop? You like it here?
I see! I see!
You're dead!
I want a log covered in shitakes.
Shitake!
Don't you, Pipimi?
Wait, what?!
A log covered in shitakes?!
P-Pipimi
Thank you.
Popko, I'm over here.
Look up!
Poptepipic.
Say it, say it, Pipimi!
Say it Huh?
I thought it was Pipimi,
but it was a torpedo.
You're free now.
Hi, Pop. I'm Posei
Don!
Poptepipic!
Bobnemimimmi.
Bang! Charge!
Prefectural police
Ah, I can't see!
I can't see!
Which prefectural police?
Hey!
I asked which prefectural police,
damn you!
Come on. It hurts, doesn't it?
Hurry and 'fess up.
It'll be easier on you.
Hey! Which prefectural police?! You hear
Kanada! The Kanada Prefectural Police!
Huh?
We're so sorry!
KANADA PREFECTURAL POLICE
Poptepipic.
She's here! She's a pro gamer!
Hey, babe. Outta the way!
Wow, so sexy!
I saw that move at the POP EX tournament!
Hey, babe. Outta the way!
Wow, so sexy!
I saw that move at the POPU tournament!
Wow, so sexy!
Crazy! Crazy! I'm getting wet!
Hey, babe. Outta the way!
Yeah.
Let's play Like 2D look-thattaway.
I'll always choose the way.
I can be the perpetual defender.
Look thatta
Way! Way! Way!
My eyes
So, your model doesn't have
anything beyond that?
Poptepipic!
Pop!
Leave it to me!
I'll fix the distorted perception
with stretch and shear tools!
I-I can't do this.
Let's play a game with our fingers
Using only one finger each
One plus one is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating on me now
Thank you for purchasing Poptepipic!
Wouldn't it be better
if they bought that yakuza game?
Pop, we don't say things like that.
But you can enjoy
that yakuza game for hours. It's better.
What? It's better? Hey!
And right now, it comes with a piece.
A-A piece?! Seriously?!
Don't lie!
Pipimi, with the money to buy Popte S2,
what would you buy?
Let's see
Matsuzaka beef.
You're not buying Popte?!
I'm not buying it. Send it to my agency.
I see. You get one because you're in it.
Send some Matsuzaka beef.
Wait, that?
I'll accept Kobe beef too.
Stuck on beef.