Best Friends Whenever (2015) s02e12 Episode Script

1 Shelby: Previously on Best Friends Whenever You're a princess? I am.
I think this is Daisy's tower.
(Creaks) (Clanking) I'm engaged to be married.
Cyd and I can jump back to 1522 and call off your engagement! You and I will fight for Daisy's hand in marriage, to the death.
To the death? (Grunts) (Clangs) Daisy doesn't belong to anyone.
Maybe we could've avoided all of this if we'd just told Sebastian the truth.
What, that Daisy time travelled to the year 2016? I know you are hiding the princess in this tower.
And I will not rest until I find her.
I'm telling you guys, those love quizzes are absurd.
Shh, Barry, nobody cares.
It's calculating.
(Gasps) Ooh, my celebrity soulmate is Chris Pratt, and Cyd, you got a bean and cheese burrito.
Man, those things are scary accurate.
Hey, guys.
Hello, good sir.
You must be lost.
This is a local teen hangout.
Perhaps you're looking for the local old people hangout? No, Daisy, it's Naldo.
The homecoming dance is tomorrow night, so he disguised himself to avoid all the girls that want to ask him to go.
If I say "yes" to one girl, then I'll have to say "no" to the rest.
And I hate saying "no".
Which is why I always get fries with that.
Oh, the homecoming dance! I used to love going to balls.
(Sighs) I wish I could go.
Wait, you would want to go to the homecoming dance? Of course! But a lady cannot go to a dance by herself.
She must be asked by a suitor.
Well, in that case, Daisy, would you You don't have to wait for a boy to ask you! But what if a boy wants to ask her? Cyd, I just had the best idea.
What if you, me and Daisy go together? Like a girls' night! All: Yes! No! Reason not to do that.
Sounds like a great time.
I'm so excited! There's a gown back in my tower that would have been perfect.
Funny story, I was wearing it when they imprisoned me.
Well, not funny "ha-ha," more like funny "Ah, they're taking me, someone help!" Daisy, that is awful.
I know.
I miss that dress.
Well, if this homecoming dance is tomorrow, I have to start doing my beauty routine right away.
I just need beef fat, pregnant horse urine and a new tinted moisturizer! (Door closes) Well, I hope you girls have a great time at the dance.
I'm real happy for you.
You don't sound happy.
Barry, what is going on with you? It's definitely not that he has a crush on Daisy and wanted to ask her to the homecoming dance.
Renaldo! Don't worry, Barry.
I told them it's not that.
I know it sounds crazy But time doesn't faze me Ever since it lost its hold on me Hey, hey Hung out till midnight Missed the curfew, that's all right I'm back to bed and right on time, you'll see Whenever You need me I'm right there with you Whenever There's something You wanna redo The clock is ticking but not for me I'm living in a different reality Whenever Whatever Wherever I'm right there with you I'm right there with you Hey, hey You like Daisy? No! It's more like when we're in the same room, my heart rate increases, and I hear music that no one else hears and I kind of want to smell her hair.
You love Daisy! Okay, fine, I like her.
But even if you guys weren't taking her to the homecoming dance, she wouldn't want to go with me.
Of course she would, Barry! Yeah, you should totally ask her! Shelbs, I don't think we should get involved in this.
A Barry romance is, how do I put this? Gross.
Cyd, this is our group's first inter-friend relationship.
We have to support it.
Barry, you have to ask Daisy to the homecoming dance.
Okay.
I'll go ask her.
Are you crazy? You can't just ask her! But I thought you just said You are so lucky you have us.
Look, Daisy is a princess! She deserves a grand gesture.
In her time, men slayed dragons to prove their love.
That's what happened to all the dragons! Well, there is one thing I know she'd love, but it would be nearly impossible to get.
That is perfect! You need to get that.
I would need you two to get it for me.
No! You have to do it yourself.
If it comes from us, it's meaningless.
Yeah, Barry, you might as well just kick her in the shins.
All right, I know what I must do.
(Squeals) This is so exciting! I'm just glad Barry likes Daisy.
I was terrified he was going to fall for one of us.
All: Ew! Barry, you don't have to do this.
No, Shelby's right.
Daisy deserves a grand gesture, and opening this time-rift to retrieve her beloved dress will show her exactly how much I care.
But last time we tried to open the rift, we blew up the RV! What makes you think it will work now? Because this time I have the power of love on my side.
And just in case love is nothing more than a hormonal combination of dopamine, serotonin and vasopressin, I also added a big ol' battery.
All right.
Let's do this.
It's working! It's working! Barry, the hormonal combination of dopamine, serotonin and vasopressin is causing the laser to overheat! I know it's the battery, but I believe in the power of love.
It's no use.
The rift was never gonna open.
I'm afraid my feelings for Daisy have caused me to act irrationally.
Don't worry about it, Barry.
You're a great guy, just ask her to the dance.
What's the point? Getting the dress was supposed to be my grand gesture, but I failed.
Let's just go home.
(Strains) (Grunts) Shuds! My melancholy exit has been ruined by these steps and my scholar's arms! C'mon, Barry, let's just take it out this way.
(Rattling) (Electricity crackling) I cannot believe it! I've traveled to the future through a time rift just as that wench and squire said Daisy did.
Now I will find Daisy and make her mine.
I'm so excited to buy a ticket to the homecoming dance! Also, I need one of you to buy me a ticket to the homecoming dance.
No problem, we got you.
Shelbs, Daisy and I need you to buy our tickets to the homecoming dance.
This is gonna be so much fun.
There's no one else I'd rather go to the dance with.
We couldn't agree more.
But if you do decide to go with someone else, we totally understand.
Who would I go with? Oh, I don't know.
Maybe someone you haven't met yet.
Or maybe it's someone you have.
Like a prickly know-it-all who spends too much time indoors.
I can't believe I'm talking Barry up.
He owes us big time.
What is everybody looking at? (Laughing) And then I found these clothes in the "lost and found" and I put them on! (Giggling) I'm just saying things I did and you're laughing.
I love this place! (Giggling) What are you doing? Who is that guy? That's Sebastian! Your fiance? The guy we went back in time to break up with and then he attacked us? How did he even get here? And what does he want? (Girls giggling) (Sebastian chuckling) Please, if you can stop loving me for one moment, I must ask, do any of you know a girl named Daisy? He's come for you! Renaldo, I know you want to stay undercover so you don't have to turn down any invites to the dance, but do you really think anyone is gonna believe you're a high school teacher? I don't know.
The kids in the trigonometry class I just taught seemed to buy it.
What are you guys doing? Hiding from Daisy's ex-fiance from 1522.
Guys, should we be talking about this in front of your teacher? That's Naldo.
Oh, my goodness, I did not recognize you! Again! Yeah, I'm pretty convincing.
This morning, I spent ten minutes telling the mirror why I didn't do my homework.
Wait, that's the guy you were engaged to? (Bangs) Let me help you with that.
(Chuckles) I am very strong! I can see why you ended it.
That guy clearly has nothing to offer.
How did Sebastian even get to the present? Maybe the rift opened again.
Is that possible? Oh, um, well, I suppose it could have randomly opened.
Yeah, that's probably what happened.
It randomly opened.
Barry, you think it randomly opened after we tried to open it last night? Why would you try to open the time rift? 'Cause I wanted to go back to Daisy's tower to get her special dress because I thought if I made a big grand gesture, then maybe Maybe you would want to go to the homecoming dance with me.
Oh, my goodness! I know, it's completely The sweetest thing anyone's ever done for me.
I would love to go to the dance with you.
Really? (Squeals) We did it! She said yes! We did it! Uh, guys, I know this is a big moment for our squad, but let's not forget the time traveling medieval buttface on the hunt for Daisy.
We gotta get her out of here.
You're right.
Naldo, you go distract Sebastian.
Cool.
I have to stick around for a parent-teacher conference anyway.
I'm thinking we run the old "wall of friends".
Why are you looking at us like we're supposed to know what "wall of friends" means? Just stand shoulder to shoulder.
Quick poll, do you like "Baisy" or "Darry" as a couple name? 'Cause I'm totally shipping you guys.
Now is not the time! You're right, you're right, I'll hashtag both and see what trends.
You have an eyelash on your cheek.
(Gasps) Did I get it? No, other side.
Here, let me.
Make a wish.
'Cause mine already came true.
I wish I didn't have to watch this.
All right, break it up, love nuts.
We gotta find a way to send Sebastian back through the rift.
Cyd's right.
As long as he's here, Daisy is in danger.
Naldo, what happened to your disguise? I don't need it anymore.
Now that Sebastian's going to the dance, all the girls want to go with him.
Poor guy.
Why is Sebastian going to the dance? Because I told him Daisy would be there.
Why would you tell him Daisy would be there? Because the rift only opens in the commons, so I figured if Sebastian was at the dance, Barry could use his laser to open it and send him back to the 1500s.
What? Is there an eyelash on my face? That is a really good plan.
No, it's a terrible plan! Because if Sebastian goes to the dance, then Daisy can't go, which means We can't go together.
Both: This is so unfair! I'm sorry, but this is not just yours anymore.
Darry belongs to the fans.
Also, "Darry" is trending.
All we have to figure out now is how we get him to the right place at the right time, like everyone says I always am.
Guys, I think I know.
I'll get Sebastian to dance with me, and once Barry opens the rift, I'll foxtrot, jitterbug or Charleston him into it.
Man, I gotta stop taking dance lessons at the Senior Center.
You would really wanna dance with a guy who tried to fight you to the death? To be honest, I'd rather dance with a body pillow soaked in cat pee.
But since I was dressed as a boy when we went to the 1500s, I'm the only one he won't recognize.
It has to be me.
But you'll be putting yourself in danger for me.
Please, let me help.
It's safer if you stay here.
I'll be fine.
Plus, I'll be there to keep an eye on Shelby.
And I'll go 'cause technically nobody's seen Naldo Montoya for five days.
People are starting to ask questions.
C'mon, guys, let's go get dressed.
I'm sorry we can't go to the dance together, Barry.
It's fine, it's totally fine.
There's just one thing I need to do.
(Screams) Okay.
Time to go get ready.
(Knocking) Here.
This says "For Daisy".
Yes, it's the corsage that came with my boutonniere.
Apparently they come in pairs like shoes or soul mates.
So I don't need it anymore.
Where's Cyd? She's still getting ready.
That girl's got a lotta hair and not a lot of experience washing it.
Hey, guys, sorry I'm late.
Whoa.
Naldo.
I know, I know.
I'm trying something a little different tonight.
Cufflinks.
My mom says they make me look so fisticated.
I don't think she said that right.
I know.
She's not very fisticated, but I love her.
Cyd, hurry up! The guys are here! Why don't you two go ahead? I'll wait for Cyd.
You're right.
It's probably better if we show up separately anyway.
If Sebastian sees me and Cyd together, he might figure out who we are.
Cyd: Sorry I took so long.
Cyd, you're wearing a dress.
I'm just wearing it so I'll blend in with everyone else at the dance.
I feel like an idiot in this thing.
Well, I think you look really pretty.
Shush! Also, you look really pretty, too.
I mean, handsome.
I mean Shush! Let's just go! (Dance music playing) All the times we've had to lug this thing to the school, and you never thought to make a travel-size version? You think I'm happy about this? For once in my life, I like a human being better than one of my inventions, and who do I end up taking to the dance? My laser and my sweaty friend.
I'm sorry! I sweat! I'm not Naldo! I'm gonna go find Sebastian.
You get the laser warmed up.
(Dance music continues) There's Sebastian! Quick, let's hide before he spots me! Wow, your hands are soft.
And yours are sticky.
I had a waffle while I was getting ready.
We're here to keep an eye on Shelby.
Just focus on Shelby.
Right.
Focus on Cyd.
I heard what I said, you don't have to tell me.
I'm sorry, ladies, I need to see your invitations to the huge muscles show.
(Laughs) You're so funny! Wow, it's like a python ate a bowling ball.
Yes, girls are usually impressed with my muscles.
It's because you're all so weak.
(Chuckles) Luckily your smaller brain doesn't realize that I just offended you.
(Laughs) Your blatant sexism isn't off-putting at all! (Chuckling) Would you like to dance? Well I suppose I could dance with you until my Daisy arrives, at which point I will pretend not to know you.
Can't wait! (House music playing) Just so you know, I plan to marry a princess, so do not fall in love with me.
(Scoffs) No chance, no way.
What? I said, "Let's dance this way!" Strange, you look familiar.
That's funny, most people say I look Scandinavian.
You know, if you're looking for Daisy, the best view of the front door is over here.
Hey Shelby, the laser's ready whenever you want to dance him over.
I'm trying! Well, try harder! Everybody's dancing in front of Shelby.
I can't see her! We should dance! For the mission.
Right.
For the mission.
(Music distorts) (Slow music playing) Well, we can see them now.
We could probably stop dancing.
Yeah.
I guess we could.
Well, it's been great, for you.
(Chuckles) But I really must go find Daisy.
No, wait.
I recognize that girl.
No, no.
No, you don't.
You've never seen that girl in your life.
Yes, I have.
She's the tavern wench! And you're that noodley-armed squire from the Crossed Swords.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I overheard you and your friend speaking about Daisy back in the tavern.
And now you're going to bring me to her.
Or else.
Or else what? Or else you'll die! I was hoping that was implied.
Take me to Daisy this instant! But Daisy doesn't love you! And I don't love Daisy! I love her land.
And wealth.
And title.
I'm going to marry her, take everything from her and become the king I was always meant to be.
And what about what Daisy wants? Doesn't she get a choice? Of course she gets a choice! She can sit at my side as my queen, or she can sit in a dungeon as my queen.
Either way, she gets a chair.
I won't let you do this! You would deny my Daisy a chair? No, I won't let you take her.
We won't let you take her.
Sorry we're late.
We were lost in a moment.
Shush! Wait, you two were having a moment? So much romance, so much romance! Enough! You will take me to Daisy.
And then you will take us back to 1522 where we will be married in a cheap but tasteful ceremony.
Although there will be a dessert table.
I have quite the sweet tooth.
Well, you'll never find Daisy.
'Cause we made sure she's nowhere near this dance.
Come on, just get him near the rift.
Daisy: Maybe I can help.
Daisy! You look beautiful! Wait, you're not supposed to be here.
It's too dangerous! I couldn't just stay home while you guys were here, fighting for me.
I got here as quick as I could.
After trying on four of Shelby's dresses, this one fit best.
You're wearing the corsage I got for you.
I found it in Shelby's kitchen.
It's beautiful.
I love it.
I guess we made it to our first dance together after all.
I should go help our friends.
I should open a time rift.
Why is Barry opening the rift already? I don't know, we need to get Sebastian closer! Daisy: Hello, Sebastian! I believe you're looking for me.
Daisy, you have to leave! It's too dangerous! (Grunts) Daisy! You're coming with me! Get your own homecoming date.
(Chuckles) And how are you going to stop me? I don't suppose you would agree to a battle of wits? No.
I was afraid of that.
(Grunts) Really wishing I'd tried harder in P.
E.
right now.
(Chuckles) Let's go make me king! No! Let me go! Shelby! Daisy! Are you okay? Shelby saved me.
But where is she? She went through the rift.
Barry, you have to reopen it so we can get her back! I can't! The laser's destroyed.
I'm back in 1522.
Without Daisy! This is all your fault! Looks like you don't have a princess to marry or a kingdom to steal.
Maybe not.
But at least locking you in this tower for the rest of your life will make me feel better.
(Knocking) I'm 500 years in the past.
Without Cyd.
I'm trapped.
(Indistinct chatter) Uh, Barry? Everyone saw a time rift open in the middle of the commons.
I got this.
I'm sure you're all struggling to understand what just happened.
Allow me to explain.
But first, a brief lesson in Newtonian mechanics and Quantum physics.
(Record scratch) (Music playing) Nice work, Barry! You bored them into not caring.
How are we gonna get Shelby back? I don't know.
My laser's useless.
(Knocking) Help! Help, somebody! Anybody! Anybody but you! Has anyone ever told you that you talk too much? Not to my face 'cause it's rude.
Why are you holding me here? I'm not Daisy.
You're right.
I guess I should just let you go.
Really? No! I was lying.
It's one of the many things that I'm very good at.
Please, Sebastian, I'm of no use to you.
It's not like you can just pretend I'm Daisy and marry me.
I've just had a brilliant idea.
I'll pretend you're Daisy and marry you.
I just said that! I don't think you did.
Coming up with my own ideas is another thing that I'm very good at.
It'll never work.
I look nothing like Daisy.
Although we do have the same height, and build, and delightful giggle (Giggling) I am not helping myself.
This is perfect! No one has seen Daisy for two years.
If I say you're her, everyone will believe me because I'm rich and I'm handsome, and, well, you've already experienced how good I am at lying.
Now come with me, let's get you into a nicer room.
Really? No! No! I'm lying again.
We've got to find a way to fix this laser.
No, you're right.
That's more of a me thing.
This is the worst.
Maybe if I'd been paying more attention to Shelby instead of us, she'd still be here.
Don't worry, Cyd, we're gonna figure this out.
I can't go in there.
Of course you can, you live there.
No, I mean without Shelby.
It's almost curfew.
Everyone will be suspicious if she's not home.
Wait, I think I have an idea.
Now I'll just pretend to be Shelby, and Daisy, you'll pretend to be me.
Uh, Cyd? You're right, I'll play me.
That makes way more sense.
I feel his use of mise-en-scene makes our world both familiar and alien to us.
Bret, you're over-thinking it.
It's Garfield.
He hates Mondays.
Hey, guys.
Dance was great, thanks for asking.
Say something Shelby would say.
I love you, Cyd! Craft, craft, Tradeskees, craft, craft.
That's perfect! You're nailing it! Did you notice that? Notice what? That Cyd was acting suspicious and Shelby looked like Daisy in a wig? No.
That's exactly what I didn't notice, too.
We should look into it.
We'll be like detectives.
You know what we need? Trench coats! French toast! We said the same thing, right? Absolutely.
(Clatter) Don't come in here, I'm armed! My dear, I've survived the plague, two wars and whatever it is that keeps coming out of the woods at night and taking our elderly.
You think a candlestick frightens me? I was hoping.
I'm not here to hurt you.
I was sent to fit you for your wedding dress.
(Snaps fingers) Please, I can't marry Sebastian.
I'm 15, I don't love him and I have a website that's really starting to blow up.
Besides, I'm not Princess Daisy.
I know you're not.
I'm the one who locked her in this tower.
You trapped her here? I was Daisy's nanny.
When her parents died, I hid her here so that Sebastian would never find her.
But now she has disappeared.
Don't worry, she's safe with my friends.
Well, she's safe with Cyd.
Barry and Naldo once knocked each other out in a pillow fight.
You have to help me escape so Sebastian can't marry me! It's too late.
Sebastian's men hold the castle.
Tonight you will be married.
The only choice you have left is what color wedding dress I should make you.
Before you say anything, it's going to be white.
What are we gonna do now? We have to get back to Barry's, but the twins are downstairs.
I don't know.
Shelby always comes up with the plans.
Well, what would you do if Shelby was here? I guess we'd need to find another way out.
I have rappelling gear in my zombie survival kit! Or is it in my vampire survival kit? I'll check both.
Looks like we have a plan now, don't we? Hey, maybe I can come up with good ideas.
Ooh, I know, let's rappel without helmets.
Cyd, what would Shelby say? That we should wear helmets and my beautiful hair smells really good.
(Machine humming) Yes! I've restored power.
Now I just have to fix all the melty pieces.
Hey, Barry, do you know Sebastian's last name? I found Sebastian the Horrible, Sebastian the Terrible, and Sebastian the Very Very Mean.
Oh, never mind, they're all the same guy.
What are you doing? I'm looking on a history site to see if there's anything about what happened to Shelby.
Oh, no, you gotta see this.
We have to show Cyd.
Why are you wearing a trench coat? I thought we said "French toast.
" That's a way better idea.
I feel ridiculous in this thing.
Come on, let's go figure out what the girls are up to.
We can't just go barging in there.
We have to be quiet.
It's very late.
What are you creeps doing? (Both scream) You have to be quiet.
It's very late.
Cyd, we found something you have to see.
Shelby married Sebastian? Naldo, cover my mouth.
Why? Cause I'm gonna scream.
(Muffled scream) I can't believe Shelby got married to Sebastian.
I can't believe none of us were invited.
This is awful.
It says that King Sebastian was a cruel and merciless ruler.
What's it say about Shelby? "She spent her days locked away, rambling about time travel and lost friends "and begging someone to invent a lightweight yet moisturizing conditioner.
" We have to get Shelby back.
Barry, go get your laser.
We're going down to the school! Oh, sure, I haven't been able to fix it in my lab, but I'll definitely be able to fix it on the number nine-B crosstown local.
Barry, don't be ridiculous.
We're taking the express.
But it means you're gonna have to work faster.
How'd they get past us? Maybe they didn't.
Stop talking in riddles, man! You know what we gotta do now? Yeah, close this window.
It's costing Dad a fortune to heat the outdoors.
No, we gotta see where these ropes lead! Chet: Okay, Bret, I'll show you how it's done.
(Thuds) No, you were right.
We're supposed to hold the rope.
(Thuds) What? Bad news, the trail is cold.
You know what they say, when you fall out of one window, another door opens.
You thinking what I'm thinking? Yeah, it's costing Barry a fortune to heat the outdoors.
Hey could you close the slot, Tim? I'm just calling you Tim 'cause you won't speak to me.
(Clang) Thanks, Tim! Sebastian's going to be so mad when he finds out I've been using my slop spoon to chip through this wall.
I can't believe I did this in an hour.
Man, they just don't build these places like they're going to.
Now I just gotta climb down and I'm outta here.
Sorry I tried to escape.
Thanks for being so cool about this, Tim.
(Door closes) Too bad I'm gonna do it again, sucker.
(Screams) So, I guess Tim told you about the escape hole, huh? Shuds! Was that a good shuds or a bad shuds? There is no good shuds.
Shuds, I was afraid of that.
There must still be a leak in the housing.
Lemme check.
This laser is full of holes.
I never should have tried to open the rift in the first place.
You were just trying to do something sweet.
If anyone's to blame, it's me.
No, Daisy, it's my fault.
No.
It's mine.
No, it's Barry's.
But he's also the only one that can fix it.
Come on.
I'm trying really hard to keep it together, but my best friend is trapped in time.
If we don't get Shelby back, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
(Scanning) Uh, Barry, what is that? Energy is surging where the rift used to be.
I think Cyd's affecting it somehow.
All right, we're almost ready.
Put your hands above your head and say, "I can't breathe.
" Why would I say that? (Choking) Oh, I get it now! Cyd, I hope you're figuring out a way to get me back.
Barry, stop staring at your phone and figure out a way to get her back! This is remarkable.
The rift surges with energy every time you talk about Shelby.
I can't explain it.
I can.
Even though they're separated by 500 years, they're still connected.
Renaldo, are you talking about the behavior of paired photons and quantum entanglement? No, I'm talking about a bestie heart hug that lasts a zillion years.
All right, we get it, you're smart and you're sweet.
Can we just get Shelby back already? Look, the rift is getting brighter! Maybe I can use my damaged laser to amplify the girls' connection.
Cyd, keep talking about Shelby and I'll blast you with the laser.
That could give me the boost I need to open the rift.
No problem! I'll start out with the story of the time Shelby and I got busted sneaking an entire Thanksgiving dinner into the movies.
Would have gotten away with it if the bag of gravy hadn't exploded in my bra.
We've looked everywhere and there's nothing here! "Day 14.
"Still can't recreate experiment "that gave Shelby and Cyd the power to time travel.
" What does that even mean? What's that? A yearbook from 1978 with a picture of Cyd and Shelby in it.
That's no help.
Gosh.
I'd kill for a club soda, but all Barry has are these beakers labeled "time travel hair gel".
Let's face it, we're never going to figure out what the girls are up to.
We don't even know where they are.
But I know how to find out.
Hey, buddy.
Yep, we're all down at the school.
Good to hear from you, too! That was Chet, just checking in.
Isn't that nice? You know, nobody calls anymore.
Renaldo, focus, we're trying to open a time rift here! Cyd, keep talking! but it was me and Shelby who ate all the pepperonis off of Mr.
Johnson's pepperoni tree! They're really plums, but Shelbs calls them pepperonis so I'll eat them.
I miss her so much! All right, who wants to get married? I don't.
Then why are you wearing a wedding dress? (Chuckles) I had that ready, I had that one ready.
Shelby! Cyd! (Groans) Hey, duffel bags.
Come on, let's get out of here! You're back! We did it! You saved me! I thought I was going to be stuck there forever.
You guys are the best.
Actually, I'm the best.
Guards, tear them apart! I thought we were going to have a wedding today, but instead it looks like we're going to have a funeral.
You can't attack us! We don't have swords! No, that means you can't attack us.
He's got you there, Barry.
Cyd, I know we're probably gonna die right now, but I just want to say if you and Naldo are a thing, I totally support it.
Shelby, now is not the time for labels, it's way too soon.
(Grunting) Will you stop talking? Finish them! Stop! I won't let you hurt them.
Daisy, what are you doing? Something I should have done a long time ago.
If you let them live, I will marry you.
No! You can't! I have to.
I've put you all in too much danger already.
I'm the only one who can stop him.
Please, let me do this.
Time to go, my queen.
I can't believe this is happening.
She's gone.
It doesn't feel real.
I wish there was something we could do.
Both: We caught you! They're not even here.
Man, this is the lamest mystery ever.
I really thought they were up to something.
I know it sounds crazy, but for a second, I thought they were time travelers.
Why? Was it the journal? The yearbook? The time travel serum? Nah, just a hunch.
Guys, don't freak out, but I don't think we're in the school anymore.
We're in Daisy's tower.
I did it! I time traveled! It's miraculous! It's transcendent! It's more beautiful than I'd ever imagined! Does anybody else smell burning hair? That's just the past.
It always smells like this.
Ah, what are you doing here? Have you come to stop the wedding? It hasn't happened yet? I still have a chance with Daisy.
Chance with Princess Daisy? Who is this guy? Is he serious? Nobody else gets it either, lady.
Where's the wedding? In the great hall.
Follow me.
and I promise to love Daisy's land, honor my new title and obey no one, 'cause I'm gonna be king! Okay, your turn.
And keep it brief.
I, Princess Daisy, daughter of Queen Lavinia and King Leofrick Grundenwald We're too late! As heiress to this kingdom and rightful ruler, I declare that you, Sebastian, are guilty of treason.
These are very strange vows.
Probably a bad idea to let you write your own.
You don't "let" me do anything.
I am in charge here.
And I don't need a king to be queen.
Yes, yes, yes! Do not forget who you serve! You wear the crest of House Grundenwald! Don't listen to her, she's a woman! That's right, I am a woman.
And you're a pig.
I love this so much! I used to think that I had to listen to men like you, but my friends taught me that I have the power to make my own choices.
This is my kingdom, and there's no place in it for someone like you.
Actually, I take that back.
There is one place.
Take him to the dungeon.
No! Not the dungeon.
Please.
Please! Everyone's mean down there, and they're all bigger than me! You! This is all your fault! You taught her things! Yeah, we did! We taught her how to rule like a boss.
Like a lady boss.
(Everyone applauds) Daisy! First, I wanna apologize for wearing white to your wedding, super inappropriate.
And second, that was incredible! What are you guys doing here? We came to help you, but it looks like you didn't need it.
I mean, you made that dude cry! Stop making fun of me.
I'm just really proud of her.
I couldn't have done it without you guys.
Even when you were 500 years apart, you never stopped fighting for each other.
Your strength helped me realize my own.
You changed my life.
I'll never forget you.
We'll never forget you either.
I'm really glad you didn't marry that handsome, strong guy.
What can I say? I have a thing for handsome, smart guys.
Cyd, this is our first kiss! It is exactly how I imagined it happening! You do know you're not kissing anyone, right? Then why is my heart exploding? You are my favorite weirdo.
I'm really gonna miss you.
And I'm going to miss you.
I'm going to miss all of you.
But you must come visit.
And when you do, bring all the snack cakes you can carry.
I'm serious, everything here has mouse in it.
As you wish, your majesty.
We'll see you soon, Daisy.
Come on.
Let's go home.
Hug it in.
Barry, don't be weird.
Hug Shelby.
Wow.
That was crazy.
Did you have any idea we were that inspiring? I kinda did.
But it's nice to hear someone who isn't us say it.
I can't believe we can all time travel.
Yes, but how did it happen? Was it proximity to the rift? Residual laser radiation? I have to figure this out.
I'm sure you will, Barry.
(Whispering) He's never gonna figure this out.
Man, there are so many places I wanna go.
I wanna see gladiators and cowboys and knights.
I think we've seen enough knights for a while.
Guys, before we do anymore time jumping, I should probably check with my girlfriend.
I don't really have to check with her, I just like reminding everyone that I have a girlfriend.
That's okay, Barry.
We're the only ones who would believe you anyway.
Why do you think the time rift opened up for Daisy in the first place? It seems so random.
I don't know.
Maybe it's because we're the only ones who could help her.
Maybe our power is bigger than us.
Does that mean we have to start using it responsibly? Oh, heck, no.
We just saved an entire kingdom.
I think we deserve to have a little fun.
Barry, where do you want to go? Oh, I have always wanted to see Antoine Van Leeuwenhoek's first use of the microscope.
Yeah, we're not doing that.
Naldo, where do you want to go? Dinosaurs! Bring it in, guys! Are you sure you don't wanna change first? It took me an hour to get into this thing.
I don't know how long it's gonna take to get out.
Chet, did you see that? See what? Shelby, Cyd, Barry and Naldo hug each other and then disappear leaving nothing but tachyons behind? No.