Bunnicula (2016) s02e12 Episode Script

1
[theme music playing]
[hisses]
[laughing]
Have fun at Marsha's
while I'm gone, honey.
I will, Dad!
Now I I just have to get through
this, uh, airplane ride.
Aw, Dad, I know you're afraid of flying,
but at least you got to bring Bunnicula
with you!
Yeah, I still can't believe
he counts as a therapy dog.
It's amazing how calm I feel
-by just petting Bunnicula.
-[chuckles]
-What is he talking about?
-I don't know.
My heart rate is just dropping
by the second.
-Oh, wow, that's great, Dad.
-[bell chimes]
Oh, we're taking off. Bye, Mina!
Okay, bye, Dad! Love you.
[grunting]
[hissing]
-Huh?
-I'll take it from here, ma'am.
Please take your seat.
Oh, uh, careful, please.
That bag contains
a priceless frozen dinosaur embryo.
Oh, yes, absolutely.
-I assure you, I'll be extremely careful.
-[gasps]
-[grunting]
-My life's work!
Now, please take your seat! [chuckles]
[speaking indistinctly]
Where do you think you're going,
my little therapy dog?
-[grunts]
-Ah, yes.
So calming.
So soothing!
I wonder when they're gonna bring by
those free peanuts!
[yawns] Salted for me. [snoring]
[sighs]
[Arthur mumbling]
[grunts] Hey! Get off me!
[snoring]
[grunts] Out of my way!
-Where did I put that stinking bag?
-[hissing]
I'm so irritated.
-[gasps]
-[speaking Spanish] Buenas noches!
[speaking indistinctly]
See me, señor.
[sighs]
[grunts] Wait! [yelps]
[kissing]
[screams] Snake!
There's a snake on this plane!
Please, sir. Keep it down
for the rest of the passengers.
But I saw a sn--
Nope. No, you didn't. [chuckles]
Now watch the in-flight movie
like a good boy!
Uh Okay.
Now what happened here? [grunts]
Sorry, sir,
I have to keep the aisles clear.
[hissing]
[grunting]
-[hissing]
-Huh?
Huh?
[laughing]
[speaking Spanish]
[speaking indistinctly, then hisses]
[hisses]
[growling]
[grunting] You a loco bunny!
Ha-ha! [grunts]
-[gasps] Oh!
-[grunts]
[cackling]
-[Bunnicula] Yeah!
-Huh?
[laughing]
Okay, hang on tight. [grunting]
[Bunnicula] Whee!
[yelling]
Adios, little conejo!
[speaking indistinctly]
[whistles]
Ta-da!
See me, niña!
What? Snake!
-Peanuts, ma'am?
-[muffled] But I saw a snake!
[laughing]
Don't be silly.
Now relax and watch the in-flight movie.
[hissing]
Oh, that woman.
-[Bunnicula speaking indistinctly]
-Huh?
[grunting]
[hissing]
[screams]
-Huh?
-Tell your creepy bosses
that nothing will stop me
from saving mi mama!
[speaking indistinctly]
Hasta la vista, bunny.
[screaming]
[muffled speaking indistinctly]
[scatting]
Whew!
Huh?
What's going on?
Why, hello. Come here!
Captain Van Krinkle,
you better come see this.
What is it, Greta?
Do you think someone's onto us?
Hard to say.
Who sent you?
-Was it the CIA? Interpol?
-[laughs]
How does it fly?
Is it some kind of a drone?
Whoa! [blows raspberry, then laughs]
It could have a tracking device.
Let me zap it with this. [cackles]
[grunts, then gulps]
[grunting]
Ugh, Greta! You let him get away!
Hey, get back here!
I'll get him with my net launcher!
[panting]
Oh, I'll get him! [yells]
[grunts, then groans]
[laughing]
Psst. Up here, little conejo!
[laughing]
I saw what you did to those banditos.
I guess you're not working with them.
Duh.
[speaking indistinctly]
Oh, you're wondering
why I'm going around
de-hypnotizing everyone.
Let me explain.
Long ago,
in the ancient pyramids of my homeland,
there were many of my kind.
We lived in prosperity and secrecy,
protected by our sweet mama,
Quetzalcoatl.
[hisses]
But we didn't stay hidden for very long.
I claim this land in the name--
[gasps] Whoa!
We only used our hypnosis skills
to stay hidden from the outside world.
Nothing to see here.
Over the centuries,
civilization and the awesome video games
that came with it
drove us indoors.
[indistinct chatter]
But not everyone was content
to leave us alone.
The captain and the attendant
are not who they seem.
[both laughing]
[screaming]
So I am trying to de-hypnotize people
so that they can see the truth!
[gibbers]
Here. I will show you!
This is not a plane at all!
See it for what it is!
Huh? What? [screaming]
These scoundrels
are running an illegal airline,
making pure profit
off mi mama's hard work!
They're using a looped movie
of mi mama's powers
to keep her hypnotized forever!
They are then streaming the video
throughout the plane,
tricking the passengers that they are
just watching an in-flight movie!
What? [speaking indistinctly]
Aha! So, you will help me then,
little conejo?
[speaking indistinctly]
[speaking Spanish] Muchas gracias, señor!
[laughs]
Money, money, money, money, money!
I'm going to get a new swimming pool
-and bring it back to Holland!
-[knocking on door]
[snake] Room service!
We didn't order room service.
Oh, we could steal somebody else's
room service!
[both laughing]
-Hi-yah!
-Did someone order the chicken wrap?
Hurry, Bunnicula!
See if you can disengage the video feed!
Hmm [gasps]
-Ah! There it is! [laughs]
-Not so fast!
Oh, drat!
[laughing]
Ha-ha! I've blinded the drone!
[Greta grunts]
[laughs]
Oh, my glasses!
[gibbers]
Oh! Ah!
-The in-flight entertainment.
-[gibbers]
No, my glasses! [grunts]
[chuckles] Swirly.
You have great skills, señor!
Yeah! [speaks indistinctly]
Now let's disable the hypno video
and free mi mama!
Oh! What is going on?
I cannot see anything!
[Both grunting, then yelling]
Mi mama can't see with that mask on!
What are we going to do?
[speaking indistinctly]
[hissing]
[grunting]
[grunts]
This just in, shocking news
from the airport in Mexico City.
There seems to be a giant winged snake
that has been plummeting
towards the earth.
[groans] What? Where am I?
What happened?
Oh, mi mama! You're all right!
Great landing, little conejo!
[speaks indistinctly]
-[reporters clamoring]
-A giant snake!
-[hisses]
-[screaming]
Nothing to see here.
Well, you heard it here first, folks.
Absolutely nothing to see
at the Mexico City
International Airport today.
Oh! Oh, wait! This just in. Breaking news.
The elusive Von Krinkle twins
have been found
and are being taken into custody
by authorities.
Let's go, Von Krinkle Twins!
[Arthur] Oh, Mina!
It was the worst flight ever!
Oh, why, Dad?
Because Bunnicula made me so comfortable
that I fell asleep
and missed my salted peanuts!
Here. Say hello to Bunnicula.
Hi, Bun-Bun! Oh, were you a good bunny?
-Mmm.
-Awesome!
Well, I'll see you at home real soon!
I wouldn't have made it
through that flight
if it wasn't for my trusty therapy dog.
Good boy!
[sighs]
[closing theme playing]