Cleaners (2013) s02e12 Episode Script
Los Gallos del Inferno
ANNOUNCER: Previously on Cleaners: ROXIE: The access codes to the stolen 57 million.
I mean, that's what this is.
Holy shit.
Think the money belongs to you.
I think it belongs to all of us.
Eileen was supposed to meet us at the restaurant to give us our share of the money.
Then, one of Mother's hit squads shows up instead.
[GROANS.]
I'm free.
Aah! [MUFFLED SPEECH.]
What? Oh, and I don't have to pay you? Sayonara, bitch.
Safe's open.
All reset and all yours.
You can put whatever you want into it.
Couples traditionally demonstrate love by sending flowers or buying chocolates.
Carlos and his late wife did so by cage fighting.
These particular fights are to the death.
Such great memories, huh? - Then let me do it again.
- What? Let me prove how I feel about you.
Put me back in the ring.
It's time.
Let's go.
She's ready.
See you out there.
Knock 'em dead, Sally.
VERONICA: And you know where this bunker is? [MAN SHOUTING IN SPANISH.]
[GROWLING.]
Oh, this is so not good.
These are four of the most state-of-the-art psychotropic pharmaceuticals on the market.
Just one of the Whoo! That can't be good.
MAN: This crazy blond American girl was hosting a party at a friend of mine's.
She was throwing money around like wedding rice.
Tell me where I could find this rich gringa.
Hey, doll-face, wanna be part of the team? This is it.
MATILDA: What do I have to do? MOTHER: A little side mission.
And then all of the revenge you can stomach.
This is gonna be too easy.
But I got Roxie's antidote.
Well, then, we'd better make it quick.
Damn.
You may be the most special yet.
Did you find our prize? Follow me.
EILEEN [SOBBING.]
: My codes.
Precious codes.
My precious, precious codes.
[WHIMPERING.]
Hello, Eileen.
[GASPS.]
Puta madre! I found her getting this out of the safe.
She got all crazy when I took it from her.
What is it? Well! Heh, heh.
Seeing that she spent about seven mil, I would say these are the codes to the remaining 50.
Wait, wait, wait.
Please.
Maybe we can make a deal.
- Please, Mother.
Please! - MOTHER: Oh.
It's a little late to be appealing to my maternal side.
Please, you don't have to hurt me! MOTHER: Of course I don't.
Besides, there's nothing I could do to you physically that would give me enough satisfaction.
Except maybe this.
Unh! Shit.
They say it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
I don't think that same logic holds true for money, do you? [WHIMPERS.]
Wait, wait.
Please? Oh, come on.
Stop looking so pathetic, Eileen.
Get up, I'll give you a lift someplace.
It's the least I could do.
Where to? Oh, don't you worry.
You're gonna love it.
[MUSIC.]
[CROWD CHEERING AND SHOUTING.]
This is gonna be easier than I thought.
Oh, yeah? Why's that? I just gotta look at you, your nose starts to bleed.
Well, I just gotta look at you and I get a major soft-on.
Does that make us even? I don't always enjoy killing women, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Hey, hey, hey! No hurting the ladies until we get a referee, okay? What? [AIR HORN BLARES.]
Oh, shit.
[GRUNTS.]
[MUSIC.]
[ALL GRUNTING.]
Seriously? [HERNANDEZ GROWLS.]
[ALL CHEERING AND SHOUTING.]
Sally, come on! Get up, girl! [ROXIE GROANS.]
Come on, you're all over him! Really? Is that how it looks from where you're sitting? What? Go get him! By the way, this is a terrible way to show someone you love them! [MUSIC.]
Hey, asshole.
[GRUNTING.]
[MUFFLED AUDIO.]
[MUSIC.]
[ROXIE CHEERING.]
[CROWD BOOING.]
CARLOS: Watch out, baby.
We gotta go! Watch your back! [MUSIC.]
[ROXIE GRUNTING.]
[CROWD SHOUTING IN DISTANCE.]
[CROWD SHOUTING.]
[CROWD CHEERING.]
[ROXIE GRUNTING.]
[MUSIC.]
Oh, hang in there, Roxie.
Let me find the owner of this shit show.
Well, you've been busy.
[ALL SHOUTING AND CHEERING.]
[ROXIE GRUNTS.]
Roxie? Gotta wait your turn, I'm afraid.
Not sure I can.
Won't be long now.
She's done.
No love in her heart.
Carlos? You gotta let it run its course.
Those are the rules.
That little blond piece of ass in there, that's my partner.
And trust me, she's full of love.
[MUSIC.]
Roxie! Veronica! Tell me you have the antidote.
It's coming.
Hang tight.
See me taking this asshole to school? VERONICA: No, I must have missed that.
I was too busy sorting out your husband over there.
I missed you, Roxie.
I missed you too, V.
Yes, high five! I think you earned it.
By the way, look behind you.
What? Aah! [MUSIC.]
[ROXIE GROANING.]
Wait, wait, wait! I got something for you, you roid-munching freak.
Ta-da! [MUSIC.]
Ow! Oof! [BOTH GRUNTING.]
[GROWLS.]
[CROWD SHOUTING.]
[ROXIE GROANING.]
[MUSIC.]
[CROWD SHOUTING AND CHEERING.]
[MUSIC.]
[ROXIE GRUNTS.]
[MUSIC.]
[CROWD BOOING.]
[CHEERING.]
[ROXIE YELLS.]
[CHEERING AND SHOUTING.]
[MUSIC.]
[ROXIE GRUNTS.]
[MUSIC.]
[MUFFLED AUDIO.]
[HEARTBEAT THUMPING.]
[GROWLS.]
[MUSIC.]
[GASPS.]
[CROWD SHOUTING.]
[ROXIE GRUNTS.]
Yeah! Come on! Aw, screw you! [MUSIC.]
[ROXIE YELLING.]
[MUSIC.]
[GRUNTING.]
[MUSIC.]
[GASPS.]
I need you to make an announcement.
RING ANNOUNCER [OVER PA.]
: Caballeros, there is a bomb in the building! En Espa?ol, pendejo! [CLEARS THROAT.]
[SHOUTING DRAMATICALLY IN SPANISH.]
[SHOUTING IN SPANISH.]
Guess that did the trick.
[ALL CLAMORING.]
[CARLOS GRUNTS.]
CARLOS: Come on, get up! Ugh.
Your husband's a real buzzkill.
Don't judge my marriage.
[ALL GRUNTING.]
[CARLOS SCREAMS.]
[CARLOS SCREAMS.]
That was for Isabelle.
That was for Marcus.
And that was for me.
[PANTING.]
Wow.
Did you just El Mariposa that asshole? Does a bear shit in the woods? Now you got it.
Do you feel content, doll-face? Is your thirst for revenge satiated, hm? [CHUCKLES.]
Good.
Let's go.
Wait, wait, wait.
You do not have to go with her.
Like Roxie said, what are we, Charlie's Freaking Angels? I did say that.
You may want out, but I'm just getting started.
Either way, you girls should check your bank accounts.
I think you'll both be pleasantly surprised.
Doll-face, I think this could be the start of something very beautiful.
[MUSIC.]
Fancy meeting you two here.
[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE.]
- You hear the cavalry coming? - VERONICA: All right, let's go.
[ROXIE SIGHS.]
Aren't you coming? I'm thinking I'll just leave yin and yang be.
Look, I was thinking, maybe a yang can have two yins.
I was thinking, what the hell are you guys talking about? Remember what I said.
About this being refreshing? Yeah.
We need to keep it that way.
See you on the other side, sweet cheeks.
Not so fast.
[RETCHES.]
Wish I'd died in that ring.
Refreshing.
[CHUCKLES.]
Guess I'll be cleaning up your mess! Again! Looks like it's just you and me, kid.
What more do we need? [SIRENS APPROACHING.]
I am so fucked.
[MUSIC.]
[COINS RATTLING.]
Mami, you have some change for me, please? Please? You have something for me? So hungry.
I haven't eaten for two days.
Bitches.
Ow.
Hey! Some stupid bitch left me here to die.
Just, can I please have a drag of your cigarette? Please? Please? Oh.
[EILEEN WHIMPERING.]
[GRUNTING.]
Oh, no.
Hey, Papi.
Hey, Papi, got some change for me? Hey.
Nice girl.
I'm nice.
Please, no, wait, just wait! Hi, Mother.
It's me, Tyler.
I don't know where you are, or what happened to you, but me and Grandma don't really care anyway, because someone took care of me like you never did.
And guess what.
Her name's Mother too.
She's super cool and she gave me something even cooler.
I'd say it's about $20 million.
Well, goodbye, Eileen.
And good luck.
I'm going to Six Flags.
In fact, I might just buy the place.
[GRUNTS.]
[SCREAMING.]
[SOBBING.]
[MUSIC.]
[ALL CHATTERING.]
ROXIE: I'm the blondest one here.
- You realize that? - VERONICA: Absolutely.
ROXIE: I stick out so much.
Ha-ha.
Well, this is a hell of a lot tastier than those blood transfusions.
How are you feeling? Much better now that we're each 10 million richer.
It's unbelievable! Who would've thought Mother had it in her? Oh, I wouldn't get too used to it.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Mm.
So, what now? Seriously? Come on.
I just had my first sip of wine.
And you're already missing the action? [LOUD BANG.]
[CROWD CHUCKLES.]
Ahem.
I guess, uh, old habits die hard.
[BOTH CHUCKLE.]
MAN: Code 3657892.
Oh, it's definitely her, ma'am.
My Interpol contacts alerted me as soon as she hit European soil.
I have her in my sights but I need to move immediately.
What is my directive? [MUSIC.]
[MUSIC.]
I mean, that's what this is.
Holy shit.
Think the money belongs to you.
I think it belongs to all of us.
Eileen was supposed to meet us at the restaurant to give us our share of the money.
Then, one of Mother's hit squads shows up instead.
[GROANS.]
I'm free.
Aah! [MUFFLED SPEECH.]
What? Oh, and I don't have to pay you? Sayonara, bitch.
Safe's open.
All reset and all yours.
You can put whatever you want into it.
Couples traditionally demonstrate love by sending flowers or buying chocolates.
Carlos and his late wife did so by cage fighting.
These particular fights are to the death.
Such great memories, huh? - Then let me do it again.
- What? Let me prove how I feel about you.
Put me back in the ring.
It's time.
Let's go.
She's ready.
See you out there.
Knock 'em dead, Sally.
VERONICA: And you know where this bunker is? [MAN SHOUTING IN SPANISH.]
[GROWLING.]
Oh, this is so not good.
These are four of the most state-of-the-art psychotropic pharmaceuticals on the market.
Just one of the Whoo! That can't be good.
MAN: This crazy blond American girl was hosting a party at a friend of mine's.
She was throwing money around like wedding rice.
Tell me where I could find this rich gringa.
Hey, doll-face, wanna be part of the team? This is it.
MATILDA: What do I have to do? MOTHER: A little side mission.
And then all of the revenge you can stomach.
This is gonna be too easy.
But I got Roxie's antidote.
Well, then, we'd better make it quick.
Damn.
You may be the most special yet.
Did you find our prize? Follow me.
EILEEN [SOBBING.]
: My codes.
Precious codes.
My precious, precious codes.
[WHIMPERING.]
Hello, Eileen.
[GASPS.]
Puta madre! I found her getting this out of the safe.
She got all crazy when I took it from her.
What is it? Well! Heh, heh.
Seeing that she spent about seven mil, I would say these are the codes to the remaining 50.
Wait, wait, wait.
Please.
Maybe we can make a deal.
- Please, Mother.
Please! - MOTHER: Oh.
It's a little late to be appealing to my maternal side.
Please, you don't have to hurt me! MOTHER: Of course I don't.
Besides, there's nothing I could do to you physically that would give me enough satisfaction.
Except maybe this.
Unh! Shit.
They say it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
I don't think that same logic holds true for money, do you? [WHIMPERS.]
Wait, wait.
Please? Oh, come on.
Stop looking so pathetic, Eileen.
Get up, I'll give you a lift someplace.
It's the least I could do.
Where to? Oh, don't you worry.
You're gonna love it.
[MUSIC.]
[CROWD CHEERING AND SHOUTING.]
This is gonna be easier than I thought.
Oh, yeah? Why's that? I just gotta look at you, your nose starts to bleed.
Well, I just gotta look at you and I get a major soft-on.
Does that make us even? I don't always enjoy killing women, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Hey, hey, hey! No hurting the ladies until we get a referee, okay? What? [AIR HORN BLARES.]
Oh, shit.
[GRUNTS.]
[MUSIC.]
[ALL GRUNTING.]
Seriously? [HERNANDEZ GROWLS.]
[ALL CHEERING AND SHOUTING.]
Sally, come on! Get up, girl! [ROXIE GROANS.]
Come on, you're all over him! Really? Is that how it looks from where you're sitting? What? Go get him! By the way, this is a terrible way to show someone you love them! [MUSIC.]
Hey, asshole.
[GRUNTING.]
[MUFFLED AUDIO.]
[MUSIC.]
[ROXIE CHEERING.]
[CROWD BOOING.]
CARLOS: Watch out, baby.
We gotta go! Watch your back! [MUSIC.]
[ROXIE GRUNTING.]
[CROWD SHOUTING IN DISTANCE.]
[CROWD SHOUTING.]
[CROWD CHEERING.]
[ROXIE GRUNTING.]
[MUSIC.]
Oh, hang in there, Roxie.
Let me find the owner of this shit show.
Well, you've been busy.
[ALL SHOUTING AND CHEERING.]
[ROXIE GRUNTS.]
Roxie? Gotta wait your turn, I'm afraid.
Not sure I can.
Won't be long now.
She's done.
No love in her heart.
Carlos? You gotta let it run its course.
Those are the rules.
That little blond piece of ass in there, that's my partner.
And trust me, she's full of love.
[MUSIC.]
Roxie! Veronica! Tell me you have the antidote.
It's coming.
Hang tight.
See me taking this asshole to school? VERONICA: No, I must have missed that.
I was too busy sorting out your husband over there.
I missed you, Roxie.
I missed you too, V.
Yes, high five! I think you earned it.
By the way, look behind you.
What? Aah! [MUSIC.]
[ROXIE GROANING.]
Wait, wait, wait! I got something for you, you roid-munching freak.
Ta-da! [MUSIC.]
Ow! Oof! [BOTH GRUNTING.]
[GROWLS.]
[CROWD SHOUTING.]
[ROXIE GROANING.]
[MUSIC.]
[CROWD SHOUTING AND CHEERING.]
[MUSIC.]
[ROXIE GRUNTS.]
[MUSIC.]
[CROWD BOOING.]
[CHEERING.]
[ROXIE YELLS.]
[CHEERING AND SHOUTING.]
[MUSIC.]
[ROXIE GRUNTS.]
[MUSIC.]
[MUFFLED AUDIO.]
[HEARTBEAT THUMPING.]
[GROWLS.]
[MUSIC.]
[GASPS.]
[CROWD SHOUTING.]
[ROXIE GRUNTS.]
Yeah! Come on! Aw, screw you! [MUSIC.]
[ROXIE YELLING.]
[MUSIC.]
[GRUNTING.]
[MUSIC.]
[GASPS.]
I need you to make an announcement.
RING ANNOUNCER [OVER PA.]
: Caballeros, there is a bomb in the building! En Espa?ol, pendejo! [CLEARS THROAT.]
[SHOUTING DRAMATICALLY IN SPANISH.]
[SHOUTING IN SPANISH.]
Guess that did the trick.
[ALL CLAMORING.]
[CARLOS GRUNTS.]
CARLOS: Come on, get up! Ugh.
Your husband's a real buzzkill.
Don't judge my marriage.
[ALL GRUNTING.]
[CARLOS SCREAMS.]
[CARLOS SCREAMS.]
That was for Isabelle.
That was for Marcus.
And that was for me.
[PANTING.]
Wow.
Did you just El Mariposa that asshole? Does a bear shit in the woods? Now you got it.
Do you feel content, doll-face? Is your thirst for revenge satiated, hm? [CHUCKLES.]
Good.
Let's go.
Wait, wait, wait.
You do not have to go with her.
Like Roxie said, what are we, Charlie's Freaking Angels? I did say that.
You may want out, but I'm just getting started.
Either way, you girls should check your bank accounts.
I think you'll both be pleasantly surprised.
Doll-face, I think this could be the start of something very beautiful.
[MUSIC.]
Fancy meeting you two here.
[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE.]
- You hear the cavalry coming? - VERONICA: All right, let's go.
[ROXIE SIGHS.]
Aren't you coming? I'm thinking I'll just leave yin and yang be.
Look, I was thinking, maybe a yang can have two yins.
I was thinking, what the hell are you guys talking about? Remember what I said.
About this being refreshing? Yeah.
We need to keep it that way.
See you on the other side, sweet cheeks.
Not so fast.
[RETCHES.]
Wish I'd died in that ring.
Refreshing.
[CHUCKLES.]
Guess I'll be cleaning up your mess! Again! Looks like it's just you and me, kid.
What more do we need? [SIRENS APPROACHING.]
I am so fucked.
[MUSIC.]
[COINS RATTLING.]
Mami, you have some change for me, please? Please? You have something for me? So hungry.
I haven't eaten for two days.
Bitches.
Ow.
Hey! Some stupid bitch left me here to die.
Just, can I please have a drag of your cigarette? Please? Please? Oh.
[EILEEN WHIMPERING.]
[GRUNTING.]
Oh, no.
Hey, Papi.
Hey, Papi, got some change for me? Hey.
Nice girl.
I'm nice.
Please, no, wait, just wait! Hi, Mother.
It's me, Tyler.
I don't know where you are, or what happened to you, but me and Grandma don't really care anyway, because someone took care of me like you never did.
And guess what.
Her name's Mother too.
She's super cool and she gave me something even cooler.
I'd say it's about $20 million.
Well, goodbye, Eileen.
And good luck.
I'm going to Six Flags.
In fact, I might just buy the place.
[GRUNTS.]
[SCREAMING.]
[SOBBING.]
[MUSIC.]
[ALL CHATTERING.]
ROXIE: I'm the blondest one here.
- You realize that? - VERONICA: Absolutely.
ROXIE: I stick out so much.
Ha-ha.
Well, this is a hell of a lot tastier than those blood transfusions.
How are you feeling? Much better now that we're each 10 million richer.
It's unbelievable! Who would've thought Mother had it in her? Oh, I wouldn't get too used to it.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Mm.
So, what now? Seriously? Come on.
I just had my first sip of wine.
And you're already missing the action? [LOUD BANG.]
[CROWD CHUCKLES.]
Ahem.
I guess, uh, old habits die hard.
[BOTH CHUCKLE.]
MAN: Code 3657892.
Oh, it's definitely her, ma'am.
My Interpol contacts alerted me as soon as she hit European soil.
I have her in my sights but I need to move immediately.
What is my directive? [MUSIC.]
[MUSIC.]