Goof Troop (1992) s02e12 Episode Script
From Air to Eternity
1
♪♪
AH-HYUCK.
H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
YES!
BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪
YEAH ♪
YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
REPOR
TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪
WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
GAWRSH.
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
NOW WE'RE CALLING
EVERYONE ♪
COME ALONG
AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
REPORT TO
THE GOOF TROOP ♪
LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[PISTOL]
SAVE THAT POOR KITTY, PJ!
DON'T LET HIM ALL ALONE
DIE IN THAT TREE!
PLEASE--
NO!
DON'T LOOK DOWN!
YAH!
IF YOU DO, YOU'LL FALL
AND SQUASH YOUR BRAINS
AND BE GOOSHED INTO
A BAG OF BONE CHIPS,
AND THEY'LL ONLY
KNOW IT'S YOU
BECAUSE OF THAT BUSTED
TOOTH WAY IN THE BACK.
WH-WH-WH-WHOA!
WHAA-OOH-OOH-OOH!
HI, DAD.
HA HA. Y'KNOW, SON,
IF SOMEBODY
DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,
THEY MIGHT THINK, JUST FOR
A MINUTE THERE, MIND YOU,
THAT YOU WERE SORTA--
OH, I DON'T KNOW--
SCARED OF HEIGHTS?
WHAT, ME?
DUMB IDEA.
SCARED OF HEIGHTS?
NAH.
JUST A LOCALIZED EARTH TREMOR.
GOTCHA.
EPICENTER RIGH
UNDER MY FEET.
OF COURSE.
FEEL THAT?
THERE IT GOES AGAIN, DAD.
HOW ABOUT THAT MOTHER NATURE?
ME, SCARED OF HEIGHTS. HA!
OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
[LAUGHING]
OH, MAN.
YEAH. WELL,
I KNEW YOU'RE NOT, SON.
OF COURSE, IF YOU WERE,
YOU'D NEVER BE ABLE
TO WIN FANCY MEDALS
LIKE, SAY, THIS ONE.
ANOTHER ONE!
YOU GONNA FLY
ACROSS THE GRAND CANYON
IN A ROCKET SUIT AGAIN?
NAH. IT'S THE ONE I GO
FOR SKIING
DOWN MOUNT EVERES
CARRYIN'
THE SNOW-BLINDED SHERPA.
THE TIME WHEN
THE SLIGHTEST MISSTEP
WOULDA SENT YA
PLUMMETING 85,000 FEE
TO CRASH ON THE ICY
ROCKS BELOW?
YEP. NO BIG DEAL.
I WAS ONLY 12 YEARS OLD
AT THE TIME.
UH-OH. LATE FOR MY
PRESS CONFERENCE.
SEE YOU LATER, SON.
AND THAT'S WHY THEY
AWARDED ME THIS MEDAL.
JUST AS I LED
THE SNOW-BLINDED SHERPA
THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS
OF OKLAHOMA,
I'LL LEAD YOU
TO NEW HEIGHTS
OF CAR-BUYING SATISFACTION.
SO COME ON DOWN
TO HONEST PETE'S USED CARS,
WHERE THE SODA POP'S
ALWAYS COLD
AND THE DEALS ARE ALWAYS--
HERE'S THE RES
OF THEM FAKE MEDALS
YOU ORDERED,
MR. PETE.
[GASP]
FAKE MEDALS?
WHAT A SCAM!
HA HA! HE MEANS
BRAKE PEDALS. YEAH.
YER TRANSMISSION'S
SLIPPIN' ON YOU, POP.
OOPS!
OH!
HEY.
AH, MAN!
HERO, EH? SHAME ON YOU!
LYING TO PEOPLE WITH
THESE MADE-UP STORIES.
OOH! QUIT--
TAKING ADVANTAGE!
YA WANTED TO SHOW ME
SOMETHING, DAD?
OH, PJ, MY BOY.
COME SEE YOUR OLD MAN'S
LATEST CREATION.
I CALL I
"THE WALL OF PETES".
THE HISTORY OF
THE FAMILY TREE,
OF WHICH YOU
ARE THE LATEST BRANCH.
GO AHEAD. PUSH THAT BUTTON
UNDER YER GREAT-GRANDPA.
WHOA!
WHATTA HERO!
THE ONLY MAN
TO DIVE 800 FEE
INTO DEVIL'S GORGE.
[PETE]
'FRAID OF HEIGHTS?
HO HO! NOT HIM!
WWHHOOOOAAA-HO-HO-HO-HO!
[THUD]
AFTER THA
PROUD DISPLAY,
AERIAL DAREDEVILRY
JUST SORTA BECAME
A PETE
FAMILY TRADITION.
WHY, MY OWN DAD SE
A NEW WORLD'S RECORD
IN THE ROOFTOP 500.
[ALARM, SIREN BLARING]
[POLICE] ALL RIGHT, STOP
IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
THEN, OF COURSE,
THERE'S--AHEM--MY SECTION.
WOW! DAD, THAT'S YOU!
SHAKIN' HANDS
WITH THE PRESIDENT!
OH, YEAH. HEH HEH.
GAVE ME THE MEDAL OF HONOR
FOR FLYIN'
AROUND THE WORLD
IN THE FIRS
STEAM-DRIVEN AIRPLANE.
EVERYTHING WAS GOING FINE
TILL I RAN OUTTA FUEL.
HAD TO SKYDIVE TO SAFETY.
[PJ]
NO KIDDIN'.
THREE GENERATIONS OF PETES
CLIMBING TO THE VERY
HEIGHTS OF GREATNESS
IN THE SKIES,
ABOVE THE LAND,
OVER THE SEA, IN THE--
COOL!
WHAT'S IN MY SECTION?
DON'T PUSH THAT!
UH, I'M JUST STORIN'
A FEW THINGS IN THERE
TILL YOU GET SOME TROPHIES
OF YOUR OWN, SON.
YEAH, WELL, AT MY RATE,
YOU COULD USE I
TO STORE NUCLEAR WASTE.
OH, NOW, NOW.
YOU'LL GET THERE.
COURAGE TAKES A LITTLE LONGER
TO BLOOM IN SOME PEOPLE.
I'LL NEVER LIVE TO SEE IT,
OF COURSE,
BUT YOUR CHILDREN MIGHT,
OR THEIR CHILDREN,
OR THEIR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN'S
CHILDREN'S CHILDREN.
AND GREAT-GRANDPA
DOVE OUT OF AN AIRPLANE
ONTO A HORSE AT THE BOTTOM
OF DEVIL'S CANYON.
WOW. I'LL BE
YOU COULD CROSS
THIS RICKETY OLD BRIDGE
BLINDFOLDED.
YAH!
I'M LOSIN' IT, MAX!
HELP ME! HELP ME, MAX!
WAAAH!
HEY, YOU WERE RIGHT, MAX.
I CAN CROSS THIS BRIDGE
BLINDFOLDED.
WELL, THIS ISN'
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
OHH, I'LL TELL YOU, MAX,
MY DAD'S
GOT MORE HERO TROPHIES
THAN MY DOG'S GOT FLEAS.
I MEAN, I'M JUST A STAIN
ON THE GOOD NAME OF PETE.
PJ!
THE FIRST PETE IN HISTORY
TO BE SCARED OF HEIGHTS.
YEAH, BUT--BUT, PJ
DON'T TRY TO MAKE ME
FEEL BETTER, MAN.
I AM SO SCARED OF HEIGHTS,
I USED TO GET A NOSEBLEED
IN MY HIGHCHAIR.
PEEJ
HEY, I FAIN
ON ESCALATORS.
PEEJ!
WHAT?
[ALARM]
THAT!
YOU SCALE MORE HEIGHTS
EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL
THAN ALL YOUR ANCESTORS
PUT TOGETHER.
BIG WHOOP.
VERTIGO VERNON
IS IS ONLY A GAME.
RIGHT,
AND THAT'S ONLY A TROPHY.
YEAH, FOR THE
INTERNATIONAL VERTIGO
VERNON VERT-A-THON.
I MEAN, THEY ONLY AWARD THA
TROPHY TO THE BEST.
YOU ARE THE BEST!
YOU CAN WIN IT, PEEJ.
THINK OF WHA
YOUR DAD WILL SAY
IF YOU PUT THA
ON HIS WALL OF PETES.
YEAH!
[TV REPORTER] AND SO,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE'VE REACHED THE FINAL ROUND
OF THE INTERNATIONAL
VERTIGO VERNON VERT-A-THON.
IT'S DOWN TO TWO CONTESTANTS
WITH THE SCORE TIED
BETWEEN
"PRINCE OF PRECIPICE" PJ
AND THE REIGNING
INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION
"FLYING FIST" FREDDIE.
UNBEKNOWNST TO BOTH
OF OUR CONTESTANTS,
THE FINAL ROUND
WILL BE PLAYED
ON THESE STATE-OF-THE-AR
VIDEO REALITY RACKS.
WITH THESE SPECIAL HELMETS,
OUR HEROES WILL SWEAR
THEY REALLY ARE
SWINGING ON TRAPEZES,
JUMPING OUT OF AIRPLANES,
AND TIGHTROPE WALKING
10,000 FEET ABOVE
BOTTOMLESS GORGE.
[GULP] WE WILL?
MAX, I DON'
KNOW ABOUT THIS.
AH, IT'LL BE COOL, DUDE.
JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF
"IT'S ONLY A GAME.
IT'S ONLY A GAME."
[PJ] YEAH, O.K.
IT'S ONLY A GAME.
IT'S ONLY A GAME.
IT'S ONLY
A G-G-G-GAAAAMMMMEE!
YAAAAAH! WHA-HA-HA-HO!
WOW-HA-HA-HO-HO!
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
AAAAHH!
MAX! MAX!
I WAS THERE, MAX--
HIGH IN THE AIR--
AND I FELL AND--AND--
CHILL, DUDE.
IT'S JUST AN ILLUSION.
LOOK!
LOOK! HE'S ALREADY
RACKIN' UP POINTS.
IF YOU WANT THAT TROPHY, DUDE,
GET YOUR BOD BACK ON LINE!
[WHIMPERING]
[MAX]
IT'S ONLY A GAME.
[PJ]
IT'S ONLY A GAME.
IT'S ONLY A GAME.
YES! GO, PEEJ, GO!
WAY TO GO, PEEJ!
ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S MY BUD!
LOOK AT HIM GO! LOOK A
THAT WRIST ACTION!
COME ON, PEEJ!
ALL RIGHT, DUDE!
WAY TO GO! O.K.!
THAT'S IT! ALL RIGHT!
WAY TO GO, PEEJ!
[FREDDIE]
GIVE IT UP, KID.
WHA-AAH-AAH!
PEEJ, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?
ONE MORE POIN
AND YOU GOT HIM! GO! GO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[MAX WHISTLES]
ALL RIGHT, PJ! WHOOO!
WAY TO GO, DUDE!
DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!
COME QUICK! PJ'S ON TV!
OH, HE DIDN'
GET HIS HEAD STUCK
IN A CANDY MACHINE
AGAIN, DID HE?
NO! HE JUMPED
OUT OF AN AIRPLANE
AND CLIMBED UP A BUILDING
AND RODE ON A ONE-WHEEL
BIKE ON A ROPE AND--
HE WHAT?
WELL, CHAMP, NOT ONLY
DID YOU WIN THE TROPHY,
BUT YOU SAVED FREDDIE.
TRULY A HERO, FOLKS.
SO WHAT WAS
THE SCARIEST PART?
WELL, I'D SAY IT WAS
THE TIGHTROPE WALKING,
YOU KNOW,
BUT THE SKYDIVING
PROVIDED
SOME REAL THRILLS, TOO.
MY KIDA HERO.
A REALHERO.
FOR HE'S
A REALLY BRAVE FELLOW ♪
WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY ♪
HE'S JUST LIKE
HIS OLD MAN ♪
HE'S JUST LIKE
HIS OLD MAN ♪
FOR HE'S
A REALLY BRAVE-- ♪
YEAH, WHATEVER.
[MAX] YAY, PJ!
[GOOFY, MAX, PISTOL CHEER]
AND NOW, PJ,
AS A REAL SON OF A PETE,
IT'S TIME TO LET YOU IN
ON THE TRUE MEANING
OF ALL THIS DAREDEVIL STUFF--
NAMELY, HOW TO USE I
TO TURN A BUCK.
HUH?
[PANTING]
[RING]
GOOF RRRESIDENCE.
MAX, YA GOTTA GET ME
OUT OF HERE!
HERE WHERE?
I'M AT THE AIRPORT.
BUNCHA GUYS BEEN TEACHING ME
ABOUT PARACHUTES
AND RIP CORDS AND STUFF.
MAX, I KNOW
IT SOUNDS WACKED, BU
I THINK MY DAD'S GONNA
TAKE ME ON A RIDE--
[GULP]--IN AN AIRPLANE!
COOL! HE MUST BE
REALLY PROUD OF YOU!
HEY, WHILE YOU'RE UP THERE,
GET HIM TO RAISE
YOUR ALLOWANCE.
WHAT? I CAN'T GO
ON AN AIRPLANE!
DAD'LL FIND OU
THAT I'M SCARED OF HEI--
THERE'S MY LITTLE HERO!
PJ? HELLO?
YAAAAHH!
[PETE]
EXCITED, HUH? ME, TOO!
CAN'T TELL YOU HOW PROUD
THIS MAKES ME, SON!
YEAH, UH-HUH. DAD?
I--WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS--
TUT-TUT, NO NEED TO THANK ME.
HEY-HEY-EEEE-OOOH!
LONG WAY DOWN.
BUT, UH, THAT FIRST STEP'S
NOTHIN' TO A HERO LIKE YOU.
DAD!
YOU OPENED THE DOOR!
SURE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
THE EVENT YOU'VE
BEEN WAITING FOR!
MY SON,
THE FAMOUS HERO,
WILL PARACHUTE 10,000 FEE
INTO A LATE-MODEL
DURANGO WHIPPET,
COURTESY
OF PETE'S USED CARS.
NOW REMEMBER TO SPRINKLE
THESE ADVERTISING LEAFLETS
ON YOUR WAY DOWN,
AND DON'T WASTE ANY
ON PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DRIVE.
I'M JUMPING OUT OF A
PERFECTLY GOOD AIRPLANE!
YEAH, KINDA REMINDS ME
OF MY HERO DAYS.
GREAT, DAD! THEN HOW ABOU
YOU BE THE ONE TO JUMP?
ME? NO! I MEAN,
I WOULDN'T WANT TO SWIPE
THE GLORY FROM YOU!
HEY, WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS!
NO, I REALLY COULDN'T!
YOU GO!
NO, YOU GO!
I INSIST.
WOULDN'T THINK OF IT.
YOU'RE BETTER AT THIS
THAN I AM.
YOU NEED TO PRACTICE.
GOT A BLOODY NOSE.
MY LUMBAGO'S ACTING UP.
OOOH-OH-OH-OH
AAAAHH-OOOOHH!
DAD!
IT'S ONLY A GAME!
IT'S ONLY A GAME!
IT'S ONLY A GAME!
IT'S ONLY A GAME!
HUH? IT WORKED.
[CHEERING]
[AIRPLANE DIVING]
[SHOUTING]
I GOTCHA, DAD!
I-I GOTCHA!
[PETE BABBLING]
MAMA!
WHHAAAOOOOHH-HO-HO!
AH! OH! AH! OH!
[BOING]
WHEW!
CRASHING INTO A LADY'S TEN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY!
WAKING ME UP FROM MY NAP!
WHAT ARE YOU--
COME OUT HERE FOR
THE PEACE AND QUIET,
AND WHAT DO I GET?
LADY, OW!
THAT WAS PATHETIC!
BUT--
THE WORST DISPLAY OF
SKYDIVING SHOWMANSHIP
I HAVE EVER SEEN!
YEAH, BUT--
ANYBODY WOULD THINK
YOU'D NEVER JUMPED OU
OF AN AIRPLANE BEFORE!
BUT I HAVEN'T!
WHAT?
THEN, WHAT'S THAT?
I WON I
FOR A VIDEO GAME, DAD!
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!
IT WAS JUST A GAME.
MY OWN SON'S
HERO TROPHYA FAKE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I--I BEEN CONNED BY
MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD!
NO, DAD, WAIT!
WHERE DO THE KIDS
LEARN THIS STUFF ANYWAY?
DAD!
MUSTA GOT I
FROM HIS MOTHER.
GRRRRR!
[CLANG]
I'M JUST AN EAGLE
WITH CARDBOARD WINGS, MAX.
A FRAUD.
THE FIRST PETE TO GET WOOZY
STANDING ON HIS TIPTOES.
PEEJ,
WHAT WEARS FOUR PILLOWS,
A FOOTBALL HELMET,
AND EATS LIGHT BULBS?
AHI DON'T KNOW. WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW, EITHER,
BUT THERE'S ONE NOW.
DAD!
D-D-DON'T LOOK DOWN.
JUST DON'T LOOK DOWN.
YEE-EE-EE-EE!
GIK-GIK-GIK-GIK!
HE MUST BE TRYING TO GET MOM
TO DECLARE HIM BONKERS
FOR THE INSURANCE MONEY AGAIN.
I DON'T THINK SO, PEEJ.
DON'T YOU KNOW TERROR
WHEN YOU SEE IT?
AH-AH-AH-AAAAHH!
WHOA!
I SAW IT,
BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
HIM, AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?
PJ, THERE'S SOMETHING
WE OUGHTA CHECK OUT.
COME ON.
BUT HE CAN'T BE
SCARED OF HEIGHTS.
I MEAN, HE SKIED
UP MOUNT EVERES
BLINDFOLDED
CARRYING A SHERBET!
HE'S GOT THE MEDALS
TO PROVE IT.
"WEEBEE JOKES
AND NOVELTY COMPANY,
PASSAIC, NEW JERSEY"?
IT'S A FAKE!
YEAH. AND CHECK THIS OUT.
PHONY AS THE BLOOD
IN A MUTILATOR MOVIE.
WHOA!
ALL THIS FAKERY JUST TO HIDE
THAT HE'S MORE AFRAID
OF HEIGHTS THAN YOU ARE.
PRETTY PATHETIC,
HUH, PEEJ? PEEJ?
GRRR!
EASY, PEEJ.
EASY. COME ON, MAN.
PEEJ? DOWN, BOY.
PJ, NO!
[BELLS, SIRENS]
OF COURSE I WANT TO
TEACH MY DAD A LESSON,
BUT ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS SAFE?
SURE. THE BALLOON'S
TIED DOWN.
THE MATTRESSES
ARE 3 FEET THICK.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
I'LL COUNT THE POSSIBILITIES.
1--EVERYTHING.
THAT'S IT. I'M DOWN.
YOU JUST HANG LOOSE WHILE I
PUT THIS PLAN IN MOTION.
DRIVE THAT RIG AROUND BACK
WHEN YOU'RE DONE, GOOF.
HEY! MR. P! COME QUICK!
YOU'VE GOT TO SAVE PJ
BEFORE HE SPLATS HIMSELF!
OH, NO! HELP ME, DAD!
PJ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING
UP THERE?
OH, IT WAS A PUBLICITY STUN
FOR THE CAR LO
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU,
BUT I'M JUST NOT THE AERIAL
DAREDEVIL YOU ARE, DAD!
GET ME DOWN, PLEASE?
GUH-YEE-BA-BA!
W-W-W-WHY DON'T YOU
JUST, UH,
C-CLIMB DOWN TO ME, SON?
CAN'T YOU SEE, MR. P?
HE'S FROZEN WITH FEAR.
YOU'LL HAVE TO GO UP
AND SAVE HIM.
M-M-ME?
WELL, HE IS
YOUR KID, MR. P.
I MEAN--HEH--
WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY?
HEE-HOO-OOH-EEH-OOH!
OOOOHH!
[KNEES CHATTERING]
HURRY, DAD!
OR I AM A GONER!
[CHATTERING]
I CAN'T DO IT!
WHAT'S THE MATTER, DAD?
DON'T YA WANNA SAVE ME?
OF COURSE I DO!
IT'S JUS
THAT IWELL
I CAN'T COME UP AND GET YOU
BECAUSE I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS!
[BLUBBERING]
YOU'RE JIVIN' ME!
IT'S TRUE!
I GET DIZZY STANDIN'
ON MY OWN SHADOW!
ALL US PETES DO!
BUT GOSH, WHAT ABOUT THOSE
TROPHIES AND MEDALS
IN THE WALL OF PETES, DAD?
THE WALL OF PETES IS JUS
A BIG PILE OF
HORSE FEATHERS!
[BAWLING]
GOLLY!
ARE YOU SAYING THA
GREAT-GRANDPA PETE WAS--
WAS SCARED OF HEIGHTS, TOO!
YEOW!
[PJ]
YOU DON'T SAY.
MM-MM-MM.
[GASP] AND WHAT ABOU
GRANDPA PETE?
[BLUBBERING]
HE WAS WORSE
THAN GREAT-GRANDPA!
[ALARMS, SIRENS BLARING]
WELL, GOLLY,
GEE WHIZ-A-MUNDO!
THEN [GASP]
THAT WOULD MAKE YOU
AAH!
MORE CHICKEN
THAN BOTH OF 'EM!
THE ONLY REAL TROPHY WAS
[SOBS]
YOURS!
[THUNDER]
HURRY UP, SON!
THERE'S A STORM
READY TO BUST LOOSE!
O.K., DAD.
[GASPING]
MAX! WE MAY HAVE
A LITTLE PROBLEM HERE!
HELP!
PJ!
[HORN HONKS]
HERE'S THE TRUCK, PETEY.
WHOA!
IT'S ONLY A G-G-GAME,
ONLY A G-GAME!
HANG ON, SON!
DADDY'S COMIN'!
THERE HE GOES!
OVER THAT WAY, POP!
GAWRSH! WISH HE'D
MAKE UP HIS MIND.
[GRUNTING]
HELP!
[PETE BABBLING]
AAH-HOO-HOO-HOO!
I SEE HIM! AH-HYUCK!
I SEE HIM!
HELP!
[PJ]
DAD!
HELP!
I'M COMIN', PJ!
HANG ON, BOY!
DAD!
OOOH!
[BOTH] WHEW!
[BOTH] YAH!
AH-HYUCK! ARE YOU FELLAS SURE
YOU DON'T WANT A RIDE
BACK TO TOWN?
PLENTY OF ROOM IN THE BUCKET.
WE'RE SURE.
DITTO.
O.K. SO LONG!
LATER, PEEJ.
YOU READY TO GO, SON?
HEY, READY
WHEN YOU ARE, DAD.
GIMME THA
OLD TERRA FIRMA.
THE MORE FIRMA,
THE LESS TERRA.
I HEARD THAT.
YOU KNOW,
A MAN SHOULD KEEP
BOTH FEET AND HANDS
ON THE GROUND.
NEVER HURTS TO STAY CLOSE
TO MOTHER EARTH. NO, SIREE.
WE'RE A GOOD 20 FEE
AWAY FROM THAT CLIFF.
PLENTY SAFE.
KEEP YOUR EAR
TO THE GROUND.
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
REMEMBER YOUR ROOTS.
♪♪
AH-HYUCK.
H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
YES!
BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪
YEAH ♪
YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
REPOR
TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪
WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
GAWRSH.
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
NOW WE'RE CALLING
EVERYONE ♪
COME ALONG
AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
REPORT TO
THE GOOF TROOP ♪
LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[PISTOL]
SAVE THAT POOR KITTY, PJ!
DON'T LET HIM ALL ALONE
DIE IN THAT TREE!
PLEASE--
NO!
DON'T LOOK DOWN!
YAH!
IF YOU DO, YOU'LL FALL
AND SQUASH YOUR BRAINS
AND BE GOOSHED INTO
A BAG OF BONE CHIPS,
AND THEY'LL ONLY
KNOW IT'S YOU
BECAUSE OF THAT BUSTED
TOOTH WAY IN THE BACK.
WH-WH-WH-WHOA!
WHAA-OOH-OOH-OOH!
HI, DAD.
HA HA. Y'KNOW, SON,
IF SOMEBODY
DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,
THEY MIGHT THINK, JUST FOR
A MINUTE THERE, MIND YOU,
THAT YOU WERE SORTA--
OH, I DON'T KNOW--
SCARED OF HEIGHTS?
WHAT, ME?
DUMB IDEA.
SCARED OF HEIGHTS?
NAH.
JUST A LOCALIZED EARTH TREMOR.
GOTCHA.
EPICENTER RIGH
UNDER MY FEET.
OF COURSE.
FEEL THAT?
THERE IT GOES AGAIN, DAD.
HOW ABOUT THAT MOTHER NATURE?
ME, SCARED OF HEIGHTS. HA!
OH, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
[LAUGHING]
OH, MAN.
YEAH. WELL,
I KNEW YOU'RE NOT, SON.
OF COURSE, IF YOU WERE,
YOU'D NEVER BE ABLE
TO WIN FANCY MEDALS
LIKE, SAY, THIS ONE.
ANOTHER ONE!
YOU GONNA FLY
ACROSS THE GRAND CANYON
IN A ROCKET SUIT AGAIN?
NAH. IT'S THE ONE I GO
FOR SKIING
DOWN MOUNT EVERES
CARRYIN'
THE SNOW-BLINDED SHERPA.
THE TIME WHEN
THE SLIGHTEST MISSTEP
WOULDA SENT YA
PLUMMETING 85,000 FEE
TO CRASH ON THE ICY
ROCKS BELOW?
YEP. NO BIG DEAL.
I WAS ONLY 12 YEARS OLD
AT THE TIME.
UH-OH. LATE FOR MY
PRESS CONFERENCE.
SEE YOU LATER, SON.
AND THAT'S WHY THEY
AWARDED ME THIS MEDAL.
JUST AS I LED
THE SNOW-BLINDED SHERPA
THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS
OF OKLAHOMA,
I'LL LEAD YOU
TO NEW HEIGHTS
OF CAR-BUYING SATISFACTION.
SO COME ON DOWN
TO HONEST PETE'S USED CARS,
WHERE THE SODA POP'S
ALWAYS COLD
AND THE DEALS ARE ALWAYS--
HERE'S THE RES
OF THEM FAKE MEDALS
YOU ORDERED,
MR. PETE.
[GASP]
FAKE MEDALS?
WHAT A SCAM!
HA HA! HE MEANS
BRAKE PEDALS. YEAH.
YER TRANSMISSION'S
SLIPPIN' ON YOU, POP.
OOPS!
OH!
HEY.
AH, MAN!
HERO, EH? SHAME ON YOU!
LYING TO PEOPLE WITH
THESE MADE-UP STORIES.
OOH! QUIT--
TAKING ADVANTAGE!
YA WANTED TO SHOW ME
SOMETHING, DAD?
OH, PJ, MY BOY.
COME SEE YOUR OLD MAN'S
LATEST CREATION.
I CALL I
"THE WALL OF PETES".
THE HISTORY OF
THE FAMILY TREE,
OF WHICH YOU
ARE THE LATEST BRANCH.
GO AHEAD. PUSH THAT BUTTON
UNDER YER GREAT-GRANDPA.
WHOA!
WHATTA HERO!
THE ONLY MAN
TO DIVE 800 FEE
INTO DEVIL'S GORGE.
[PETE]
'FRAID OF HEIGHTS?
HO HO! NOT HIM!
WWHHOOOOAAA-HO-HO-HO-HO!
[THUD]
AFTER THA
PROUD DISPLAY,
AERIAL DAREDEVILRY
JUST SORTA BECAME
A PETE
FAMILY TRADITION.
WHY, MY OWN DAD SE
A NEW WORLD'S RECORD
IN THE ROOFTOP 500.
[ALARM, SIREN BLARING]
[POLICE] ALL RIGHT, STOP
IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
THEN, OF COURSE,
THERE'S--AHEM--MY SECTION.
WOW! DAD, THAT'S YOU!
SHAKIN' HANDS
WITH THE PRESIDENT!
OH, YEAH. HEH HEH.
GAVE ME THE MEDAL OF HONOR
FOR FLYIN'
AROUND THE WORLD
IN THE FIRS
STEAM-DRIVEN AIRPLANE.
EVERYTHING WAS GOING FINE
TILL I RAN OUTTA FUEL.
HAD TO SKYDIVE TO SAFETY.
[PJ]
NO KIDDIN'.
THREE GENERATIONS OF PETES
CLIMBING TO THE VERY
HEIGHTS OF GREATNESS
IN THE SKIES,
ABOVE THE LAND,
OVER THE SEA, IN THE--
COOL!
WHAT'S IN MY SECTION?
DON'T PUSH THAT!
UH, I'M JUST STORIN'
A FEW THINGS IN THERE
TILL YOU GET SOME TROPHIES
OF YOUR OWN, SON.
YEAH, WELL, AT MY RATE,
YOU COULD USE I
TO STORE NUCLEAR WASTE.
OH, NOW, NOW.
YOU'LL GET THERE.
COURAGE TAKES A LITTLE LONGER
TO BLOOM IN SOME PEOPLE.
I'LL NEVER LIVE TO SEE IT,
OF COURSE,
BUT YOUR CHILDREN MIGHT,
OR THEIR CHILDREN,
OR THEIR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN'S
CHILDREN'S CHILDREN.
AND GREAT-GRANDPA
DOVE OUT OF AN AIRPLANE
ONTO A HORSE AT THE BOTTOM
OF DEVIL'S CANYON.
WOW. I'LL BE
YOU COULD CROSS
THIS RICKETY OLD BRIDGE
BLINDFOLDED.
YAH!
I'M LOSIN' IT, MAX!
HELP ME! HELP ME, MAX!
WAAAH!
HEY, YOU WERE RIGHT, MAX.
I CAN CROSS THIS BRIDGE
BLINDFOLDED.
WELL, THIS ISN'
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
OHH, I'LL TELL YOU, MAX,
MY DAD'S
GOT MORE HERO TROPHIES
THAN MY DOG'S GOT FLEAS.
I MEAN, I'M JUST A STAIN
ON THE GOOD NAME OF PETE.
PJ!
THE FIRST PETE IN HISTORY
TO BE SCARED OF HEIGHTS.
YEAH, BUT--BUT, PJ
DON'T TRY TO MAKE ME
FEEL BETTER, MAN.
I AM SO SCARED OF HEIGHTS,
I USED TO GET A NOSEBLEED
IN MY HIGHCHAIR.
PEEJ
HEY, I FAIN
ON ESCALATORS.
PEEJ!
WHAT?
[ALARM]
THAT!
YOU SCALE MORE HEIGHTS
EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL
THAN ALL YOUR ANCESTORS
PUT TOGETHER.
BIG WHOOP.
VERTIGO VERNON
IS IS ONLY A GAME.
RIGHT,
AND THAT'S ONLY A TROPHY.
YEAH, FOR THE
INTERNATIONAL VERTIGO
VERNON VERT-A-THON.
I MEAN, THEY ONLY AWARD THA
TROPHY TO THE BEST.
YOU ARE THE BEST!
YOU CAN WIN IT, PEEJ.
THINK OF WHA
YOUR DAD WILL SAY
IF YOU PUT THA
ON HIS WALL OF PETES.
YEAH!
[TV REPORTER] AND SO,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE'VE REACHED THE FINAL ROUND
OF THE INTERNATIONAL
VERTIGO VERNON VERT-A-THON.
IT'S DOWN TO TWO CONTESTANTS
WITH THE SCORE TIED
BETWEEN
"PRINCE OF PRECIPICE" PJ
AND THE REIGNING
INTERNATIONAL CHAMPION
"FLYING FIST" FREDDIE.
UNBEKNOWNST TO BOTH
OF OUR CONTESTANTS,
THE FINAL ROUND
WILL BE PLAYED
ON THESE STATE-OF-THE-AR
VIDEO REALITY RACKS.
WITH THESE SPECIAL HELMETS,
OUR HEROES WILL SWEAR
THEY REALLY ARE
SWINGING ON TRAPEZES,
JUMPING OUT OF AIRPLANES,
AND TIGHTROPE WALKING
10,000 FEET ABOVE
BOTTOMLESS GORGE.
[GULP] WE WILL?
MAX, I DON'
KNOW ABOUT THIS.
AH, IT'LL BE COOL, DUDE.
JUST KEEP TELLING YOURSELF
"IT'S ONLY A GAME.
IT'S ONLY A GAME."
[PJ] YEAH, O.K.
IT'S ONLY A GAME.
IT'S ONLY A GAME.
IT'S ONLY
A G-G-G-GAAAAMMMMEE!
YAAAAAH! WHA-HA-HA-HO!
WOW-HA-HA-HO-HO!
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
AAAAHH!
MAX! MAX!
I WAS THERE, MAX--
HIGH IN THE AIR--
AND I FELL AND--AND--
CHILL, DUDE.
IT'S JUST AN ILLUSION.
LOOK!
LOOK! HE'S ALREADY
RACKIN' UP POINTS.
IF YOU WANT THAT TROPHY, DUDE,
GET YOUR BOD BACK ON LINE!
[WHIMPERING]
[MAX]
IT'S ONLY A GAME.
[PJ]
IT'S ONLY A GAME.
IT'S ONLY A GAME.
YES! GO, PEEJ, GO!
WAY TO GO, PEEJ!
ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S MY BUD!
LOOK AT HIM GO! LOOK A
THAT WRIST ACTION!
COME ON, PEEJ!
ALL RIGHT, DUDE!
WAY TO GO! O.K.!
THAT'S IT! ALL RIGHT!
WAY TO GO, PEEJ!
[FREDDIE]
GIVE IT UP, KID.
WHA-AAH-AAH!
PEEJ, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?
ONE MORE POIN
AND YOU GOT HIM! GO! GO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[MAX WHISTLES]
ALL RIGHT, PJ! WHOOO!
WAY TO GO, DUDE!
DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!
COME QUICK! PJ'S ON TV!
OH, HE DIDN'
GET HIS HEAD STUCK
IN A CANDY MACHINE
AGAIN, DID HE?
NO! HE JUMPED
OUT OF AN AIRPLANE
AND CLIMBED UP A BUILDING
AND RODE ON A ONE-WHEEL
BIKE ON A ROPE AND--
HE WHAT?
WELL, CHAMP, NOT ONLY
DID YOU WIN THE TROPHY,
BUT YOU SAVED FREDDIE.
TRULY A HERO, FOLKS.
SO WHAT WAS
THE SCARIEST PART?
WELL, I'D SAY IT WAS
THE TIGHTROPE WALKING,
YOU KNOW,
BUT THE SKYDIVING
PROVIDED
SOME REAL THRILLS, TOO.
MY KIDA HERO.
A REALHERO.
FOR HE'S
A REALLY BRAVE FELLOW ♪
WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY ♪
HE'S JUST LIKE
HIS OLD MAN ♪
HE'S JUST LIKE
HIS OLD MAN ♪
FOR HE'S
A REALLY BRAVE-- ♪
YEAH, WHATEVER.
[MAX] YAY, PJ!
[GOOFY, MAX, PISTOL CHEER]
AND NOW, PJ,
AS A REAL SON OF A PETE,
IT'S TIME TO LET YOU IN
ON THE TRUE MEANING
OF ALL THIS DAREDEVIL STUFF--
NAMELY, HOW TO USE I
TO TURN A BUCK.
HUH?
[PANTING]
[RING]
GOOF RRRESIDENCE.
MAX, YA GOTTA GET ME
OUT OF HERE!
HERE WHERE?
I'M AT THE AIRPORT.
BUNCHA GUYS BEEN TEACHING ME
ABOUT PARACHUTES
AND RIP CORDS AND STUFF.
MAX, I KNOW
IT SOUNDS WACKED, BU
I THINK MY DAD'S GONNA
TAKE ME ON A RIDE--
[GULP]--IN AN AIRPLANE!
COOL! HE MUST BE
REALLY PROUD OF YOU!
HEY, WHILE YOU'RE UP THERE,
GET HIM TO RAISE
YOUR ALLOWANCE.
WHAT? I CAN'T GO
ON AN AIRPLANE!
DAD'LL FIND OU
THAT I'M SCARED OF HEI--
THERE'S MY LITTLE HERO!
PJ? HELLO?
YAAAAHH!
[PETE]
EXCITED, HUH? ME, TOO!
CAN'T TELL YOU HOW PROUD
THIS MAKES ME, SON!
YEAH, UH-HUH. DAD?
I--WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS--
TUT-TUT, NO NEED TO THANK ME.
HEY-HEY-EEEE-OOOH!
LONG WAY DOWN.
BUT, UH, THAT FIRST STEP'S
NOTHIN' TO A HERO LIKE YOU.
DAD!
YOU OPENED THE DOOR!
SURE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
THE EVENT YOU'VE
BEEN WAITING FOR!
MY SON,
THE FAMOUS HERO,
WILL PARACHUTE 10,000 FEE
INTO A LATE-MODEL
DURANGO WHIPPET,
COURTESY
OF PETE'S USED CARS.
NOW REMEMBER TO SPRINKLE
THESE ADVERTISING LEAFLETS
ON YOUR WAY DOWN,
AND DON'T WASTE ANY
ON PEOPLE WHO CAN'T DRIVE.
I'M JUMPING OUT OF A
PERFECTLY GOOD AIRPLANE!
YEAH, KINDA REMINDS ME
OF MY HERO DAYS.
GREAT, DAD! THEN HOW ABOU
YOU BE THE ONE TO JUMP?
ME? NO! I MEAN,
I WOULDN'T WANT TO SWIPE
THE GLORY FROM YOU!
HEY, WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS!
NO, I REALLY COULDN'T!
YOU GO!
NO, YOU GO!
I INSIST.
WOULDN'T THINK OF IT.
YOU'RE BETTER AT THIS
THAN I AM.
YOU NEED TO PRACTICE.
GOT A BLOODY NOSE.
MY LUMBAGO'S ACTING UP.
OOOH-OH-OH-OH
AAAAHH-OOOOHH!
DAD!
IT'S ONLY A GAME!
IT'S ONLY A GAME!
IT'S ONLY A GAME!
IT'S ONLY A GAME!
HUH? IT WORKED.
[CHEERING]
[AIRPLANE DIVING]
[SHOUTING]
I GOTCHA, DAD!
I-I GOTCHA!
[PETE BABBLING]
MAMA!
WHHAAAOOOOHH-HO-HO!
AH! OH! AH! OH!
[BOING]
WHEW!
CRASHING INTO A LADY'S TEN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY!
WAKING ME UP FROM MY NAP!
WHAT ARE YOU--
COME OUT HERE FOR
THE PEACE AND QUIET,
AND WHAT DO I GET?
LADY, OW!
THAT WAS PATHETIC!
BUT--
THE WORST DISPLAY OF
SKYDIVING SHOWMANSHIP
I HAVE EVER SEEN!
YEAH, BUT--
ANYBODY WOULD THINK
YOU'D NEVER JUMPED OU
OF AN AIRPLANE BEFORE!
BUT I HAVEN'T!
WHAT?
THEN, WHAT'S THAT?
I WON I
FOR A VIDEO GAME, DAD!
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW!
IT WAS JUST A GAME.
MY OWN SON'S
HERO TROPHYA FAKE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I--I BEEN CONNED BY
MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD!
NO, DAD, WAIT!
WHERE DO THE KIDS
LEARN THIS STUFF ANYWAY?
DAD!
MUSTA GOT I
FROM HIS MOTHER.
GRRRRR!
[CLANG]
I'M JUST AN EAGLE
WITH CARDBOARD WINGS, MAX.
A FRAUD.
THE FIRST PETE TO GET WOOZY
STANDING ON HIS TIPTOES.
PEEJ,
WHAT WEARS FOUR PILLOWS,
A FOOTBALL HELMET,
AND EATS LIGHT BULBS?
AHI DON'T KNOW. WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW, EITHER,
BUT THERE'S ONE NOW.
DAD!
D-D-DON'T LOOK DOWN.
JUST DON'T LOOK DOWN.
YEE-EE-EE-EE!
GIK-GIK-GIK-GIK!
HE MUST BE TRYING TO GET MOM
TO DECLARE HIM BONKERS
FOR THE INSURANCE MONEY AGAIN.
I DON'T THINK SO, PEEJ.
DON'T YOU KNOW TERROR
WHEN YOU SEE IT?
AH-AH-AH-AAAAHH!
WHOA!
I SAW IT,
BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
HIM, AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?
PJ, THERE'S SOMETHING
WE OUGHTA CHECK OUT.
COME ON.
BUT HE CAN'T BE
SCARED OF HEIGHTS.
I MEAN, HE SKIED
UP MOUNT EVERES
BLINDFOLDED
CARRYING A SHERBET!
HE'S GOT THE MEDALS
TO PROVE IT.
"WEEBEE JOKES
AND NOVELTY COMPANY,
PASSAIC, NEW JERSEY"?
IT'S A FAKE!
YEAH. AND CHECK THIS OUT.
PHONY AS THE BLOOD
IN A MUTILATOR MOVIE.
WHOA!
ALL THIS FAKERY JUST TO HIDE
THAT HE'S MORE AFRAID
OF HEIGHTS THAN YOU ARE.
PRETTY PATHETIC,
HUH, PEEJ? PEEJ?
GRRR!
EASY, PEEJ.
EASY. COME ON, MAN.
PEEJ? DOWN, BOY.
PJ, NO!
[BELLS, SIRENS]
OF COURSE I WANT TO
TEACH MY DAD A LESSON,
BUT ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS SAFE?
SURE. THE BALLOON'S
TIED DOWN.
THE MATTRESSES
ARE 3 FEET THICK.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
I'LL COUNT THE POSSIBILITIES.
1--EVERYTHING.
THAT'S IT. I'M DOWN.
YOU JUST HANG LOOSE WHILE I
PUT THIS PLAN IN MOTION.
DRIVE THAT RIG AROUND BACK
WHEN YOU'RE DONE, GOOF.
HEY! MR. P! COME QUICK!
YOU'VE GOT TO SAVE PJ
BEFORE HE SPLATS HIMSELF!
OH, NO! HELP ME, DAD!
PJ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING
UP THERE?
OH, IT WAS A PUBLICITY STUN
FOR THE CAR LO
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU,
BUT I'M JUST NOT THE AERIAL
DAREDEVIL YOU ARE, DAD!
GET ME DOWN, PLEASE?
GUH-YEE-BA-BA!
W-W-W-WHY DON'T YOU
JUST, UH,
C-CLIMB DOWN TO ME, SON?
CAN'T YOU SEE, MR. P?
HE'S FROZEN WITH FEAR.
YOU'LL HAVE TO GO UP
AND SAVE HIM.
M-M-ME?
WELL, HE IS
YOUR KID, MR. P.
I MEAN--HEH--
WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY?
HEE-HOO-OOH-EEH-OOH!
OOOOHH!
[KNEES CHATTERING]
HURRY, DAD!
OR I AM A GONER!
[CHATTERING]
I CAN'T DO IT!
WHAT'S THE MATTER, DAD?
DON'T YA WANNA SAVE ME?
OF COURSE I DO!
IT'S JUS
THAT IWELL
I CAN'T COME UP AND GET YOU
BECAUSE I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS!
[BLUBBERING]
YOU'RE JIVIN' ME!
IT'S TRUE!
I GET DIZZY STANDIN'
ON MY OWN SHADOW!
ALL US PETES DO!
BUT GOSH, WHAT ABOUT THOSE
TROPHIES AND MEDALS
IN THE WALL OF PETES, DAD?
THE WALL OF PETES IS JUS
A BIG PILE OF
HORSE FEATHERS!
[BAWLING]
GOLLY!
ARE YOU SAYING THA
GREAT-GRANDPA PETE WAS--
WAS SCARED OF HEIGHTS, TOO!
YEOW!
[PJ]
YOU DON'T SAY.
MM-MM-MM.
[GASP] AND WHAT ABOU
GRANDPA PETE?
[BLUBBERING]
HE WAS WORSE
THAN GREAT-GRANDPA!
[ALARMS, SIRENS BLARING]
WELL, GOLLY,
GEE WHIZ-A-MUNDO!
THEN [GASP]
THAT WOULD MAKE YOU
AAH!
MORE CHICKEN
THAN BOTH OF 'EM!
THE ONLY REAL TROPHY WAS
[SOBS]
YOURS!
[THUNDER]
HURRY UP, SON!
THERE'S A STORM
READY TO BUST LOOSE!
O.K., DAD.
[GASPING]
MAX! WE MAY HAVE
A LITTLE PROBLEM HERE!
HELP!
PJ!
[HORN HONKS]
HERE'S THE TRUCK, PETEY.
WHOA!
IT'S ONLY A G-G-GAME,
ONLY A G-GAME!
HANG ON, SON!
DADDY'S COMIN'!
THERE HE GOES!
OVER THAT WAY, POP!
GAWRSH! WISH HE'D
MAKE UP HIS MIND.
[GRUNTING]
HELP!
[PETE BABBLING]
AAH-HOO-HOO-HOO!
I SEE HIM! AH-HYUCK!
I SEE HIM!
HELP!
[PJ]
DAD!
HELP!
I'M COMIN', PJ!
HANG ON, BOY!
DAD!
OOOH!
[BOTH] WHEW!
[BOTH] YAH!
AH-HYUCK! ARE YOU FELLAS SURE
YOU DON'T WANT A RIDE
BACK TO TOWN?
PLENTY OF ROOM IN THE BUCKET.
WE'RE SURE.
DITTO.
O.K. SO LONG!
LATER, PEEJ.
YOU READY TO GO, SON?
HEY, READY
WHEN YOU ARE, DAD.
GIMME THA
OLD TERRA FIRMA.
THE MORE FIRMA,
THE LESS TERRA.
I HEARD THAT.
YOU KNOW,
A MAN SHOULD KEEP
BOTH FEET AND HANDS
ON THE GROUND.
NEVER HURTS TO STAY CLOSE
TO MOTHER EARTH. NO, SIREE.
WE'RE A GOOD 20 FEE
AWAY FROM THAT CLIFF.
PLENTY SAFE.
KEEP YOUR EAR
TO THE GROUND.
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.
REMEMBER YOUR ROOTS.