Iron Man: Armored Adventures (2008) s02e12 Episode Script
All the Best People Are Mad
2x12 - All the Best People Are Mad synced by f1nc0 Warning.
Pilot is falling asleep.
Auto-pilot function taking over.
Tony, wake up.
What-- Whoa! I'm a wake.
I'm a wake.
Oh, man.
It's 4 AM.
I got to get home.
Can't deal with anymore long nights.
Never any rest for the wicked.
Hey! That was an innocent mailobox! What it ever do to you? Magia.
Whoa.
We did it! We're the guys who finally whacked Iron Man.
All I wanted was just a little sleep before school.
Evasive action! Woo! That woke me up.
Heh.
If that didn't take out Iron Man, I don't know what-- Huh? Hey, guys, I'd love to play chase all night, but I really got to catch some "zees".
So if you guys don't mind handing over whatever it is you stole, I'll be on my way.
Whoa! Look who the cat dragged in.
Tony Stark! What's up, bro? Dude, you look awful.
And you don't smell so wonderful either.
Oh, Pee-ew.
Yeah, Tony.
When was the last time you changed that shirt? Back off, guys.
I was up till almost five working.
I can barely keep my eyes open.
I really could use some serious sleep.
What? Hello, Anthony Edward Stark.
Prepare to take your final exams.
Not at all, Anthony.
You can call me Professor Erwin now.
It's time to take the DATs, the Deadly Aptitude Tests.
You'll have to think hard and think fast.
You two weirdoes have some serious issues.
This isn't funny.
School isn't funny.
It's punishingly difficult! That was quite amusing, sis.
Your humor is always spot on.
All right, what's going on? Where is everyone? The whole school is locked away in the gymnasium fast asleep.
No one can help you, Anthony.
This is crazy! Why are you doing this, Rhona? Because you're a fake.
A phony! I was number one at this school until you arrived and cheated me out of it! You mock me, humiliated me behind my back! What? Up until a couple months ago I didn't even know you.
Well, you certainly know who I am now.
And I'm going to prove to you I'm the smartest one of all.
Shall we begin, sister? Indeed.
The rules are simple.
There are five questions.
With every correct answer you'll advance to the next test.
With every failure something terrible will happen.
Let the DATs begin.
Tony! Pepper! You okay? Oh, I don't know.
I'm chained to a pole, so I'm guessing not really.
These shackles are high tech.
Wired to open via remote control.
You know a lot about technology, Anthony.
But do you know its history? Mirrors? Irradiated ones.
The light amplified by simulated emission of radiation.
A laser! In ancient Greece a man used the same type of mirrors to set fire to Roman ships.
In the 30 seconds, your fiery red-headed friend will literally be on fire unless you tell me who was that man who created the earliest laser.
Okay.
I know you said you hated history, but you better remember that answer right now, Tony Stark! I thought this was supposed to be between you and me, Rhona.
You can't do this.
Oh, but I can.
Tony! I was joking last week when I said I wanted to go on a diet.
Come on, Stark, focus! I'm so tired.
Come on, you know this.
Tony! It was, uh-- Oh, the name of Merlin's owl in that book, too.
Um, Archa-- Archimedes.
It was Archimedes! Pepper, are you okay? For now.
This is like some kind of twisted horror movie squeal.
Rhona's not just nuts, she's the whole bag of trail mix.
Not bad.
That was cutting it close.
Another good one, sis.
Can I activate the trap next time and make the snarky pun? We talked about this, Andy, remember? I'm the super-villain and you're my evil henchman.
Okay, I'm done with this game.
Come on, Pepper, we're getting out of here.
Forfeit the game, you forfeit your lives and the lives of your friends.
If anything happends to them, I'll-- Nothing will happen to them if you intellect can match mine, Anthony.
My dear sister, you know he's no match for you.
He's only beaten you through cheating.
You really are awesome, Andy.
Rhona, when this is over I am so gonna kick your little psycho butt.
Onto the next question, Mr.
Stark.
Your friend, James Rhodes, has a math problem.
You need to solve it and push the button.
You have 60 seconds.
Where is he? His location can be found within the ratio of any circle circumference divided by its diameter.
But if you find him, you better move double time.
Let the test begin! We got to find him.
But how? I mean, he's inside a circle? Rhona said, "Rhodey's location can be found in the ratio of any circle circumference divided by its diameter.
" Pie! Pie? That's, uh, 3.
14.
Room 314.
Rhodey! Stop! Wait! Tony! Uh, the room is rigged.
Thanks for the heads up, Rhodey.
He's inside pie.
The numbers on the floor.
That was close.
Come on, think.
So tired.
Got to wrap my head around this.
Come on, think.
But if you find him you better move double time.
Wait.
Double time.
Double pie.
Pie squared is 9.
869.
Tony, whatever it is you're gonna do, do it now! Nine.
Eight.
Six.
Nine! Oh, man.
I think I saw my whole life flash in front of my eyes.
Like twice.
Just a little ironic.
Fascinating.
He figured it out.
I can see that, Andy! Congratulations, Stark.
That's two correct answers.
You've just earned yourself a life line.
A life line? I never programmed such a thing.
I did.
You always say true success should be rewarded.
So I put in a bonus prize.
Very well then.
You get ask one of your friends for help on one single question.
I suggest you use it wisely, Anthony.
You're completely mad, Rhona.
Mad? "All the best people are mad," Louis Caroll.
Madness is what inferior minds like you label the superior thinker! Enter, Anthony.
One of your hardest classes yet! I wish I could get to my armor.
The backpack is in my locker.
Forget the armor, bro.
Right now, we need Tony Stark.
No.
Whoa.
Happy, are you all right? Uh, this some kind of new form of detention? Because I swear I didn't cheat off of Tony's math test.
Harold Happy Hogan, a so called student at the Tomorrow Academy for one reason.
He can put a ball through a hoop.
I can't flex my way out of here.
Don't worry, Happy.
We'll get you out.
Let's see what you know about philosophy, Anthony.
Ugh, philosophy.
Only my second worst subject.
Cogito ergo sum, I think therefore I am.
Give me a wrong answer and the ape in the chair will stop thinking forever.
Uh.
I know I don't have the biggest brain, but I kind of like having it.
Who was it that made the statement, "I think therefore I am.
" Uh, I know this.
I know this.
Um.
French guy.
Uh.
Think, Tony, think! Wait, science.
Times up, Anthony! René Descartes! He also happened to be a brilliant physicist, too.
Ah, Pepper! Rhodey! Uh, awkward.
Dude! Forget Iron Man.
You're my new favorite hero! Easy, Hulk Jr.
There are only two questions left.
I know that, Andy! I'm in control of the situation.
Tony, you okay? I'm just spent.
Completely exhausted.
Hang on a little longer.
We'll get out of this.
Hello, Anthony.
You nearly completed the DATs.
Two more right answers and you will have won the game and your freedom.
Oh, yeah? Then bring it on! Things didn't work out between you.
"Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love," Jane Austin.
Okay, enough with the quotes already, emo Rhona.
Where is Whitney? A C-note earns you her location.
A C-note? She want's money? That's chump change for you, Tony.
But that isn't Rhona's style.
It's a clue.
C-note? She means a musical note.
The music room! Get me out of here! Take it easy, Whitney.
I'll have you out in a second.
What's going on? Nietzsche once said, "Without music, life would be a mistake.
" So, Stark, make no mistake.
Great, the one thing I'm worse at than philosophy, classical music.
What the-- Poison gas! You'll have 20 seconds to identify the following musical piece before the gas inside the chamber fills the fake blondes lungs and then her song ends.
Tony-- Can't breathe.
Got to think.
Think.
What is the name of this piece? Hurry up! Answer the question.
Starting to feel light headed.
I don't know it.
I don't know! Uh, I fell asleep at last week's music class.
Wait! I want to use a life line.
Life line granted.
Chose wisely.
The clock is ticking.
I'm calling on Happy.
Happy? Happy! Oh, great.
I'm doomed.
Mmm.
Beethoven's symphony number three.
The funeral march, second movement.
The answer is correct.
You did it! Oh, thank you, guys.
Bet your calculations didn't include the fact that Happy's mom is concert cellist.
Dude, Beethoven's the man.
Nice job, Mr.
Stark.
Commendable.
But I like to call this final question, "The elimination round.
" Fine, let's end this.
A physics question.
This one should be easy for you, Anthony.
Sweet.
Let's do this.
In one minute that bomb will explode.
Eradicating the entire east wing of the Tomorrow Academy unless you answer the question.
What is the heaviest possible stable or meta-stable nucleus? But that's not fair.
I can't answer it! Why not? Because there's is no answer in known physics! "The truly imaginative are never otherwise than analytic," Edgar Allen Poe.
Faell, Anthony.
What are we gonna do? Okay, everybody empty your pockets.
Tony? Improvise.
Rhodey, start chewing that gum.
If there was ever time for you to prove yourself without help, it's now.
The hair pin.
Gum, please.
The gum will ground the circuits so it won't trigger the bomb when I do this.
Five seconds.
Whitney, I need those clippers.
Come on, you little-- Can somebody splash some cold water on my face? Where-- Where's my explosion? Where is my glorious come upings? He stopped the bomb.
He what? This way! There's a fire alarm back on the other end.
I'll catch up.
That's it! Andy, take care of them.
As you wish, sister.
We can get to the rooftop fire-- Uh-oh.
Here comes Andy.
I got him.
Listen, little dude.
Don't make me hurt you.
I wouldn't think of it.
Now, Andy.
Calm down.
I hate having to do this.
I always liked you, Pepper.
Iron Man? I'm not gonna hurt you.
I just want you and Rhona to come along quietly.
Not possible.
I won't allow you to harm my sister.
What-- Laser eyes? Andy has superpowers.
Computer, scan that kid.
Scan complete.
Subject is a fully artificial biosynthetic machine.
Andy is an android? Put your hands in the air! Don't move another muscle.
What is that supposed to be? My shrink ray, you dolts.
Shrink ray, really? Because it looks like a dorky squirt gun.
You think this is a toy? I have developed this cannon based on plans I have from Dr.
Hank Pym's computer lab.
I've recreated Pym's particle principle.
I will turn you into tiny specs of-- You know what the problem is with all you evil genius types? You never know when to shut up! Hi, there.
Oh.
It is so on.
Hi-ya! Hey, Rhodey.
Uh, maybe you think we should try and, uh-- Uh-uh.
I'm not going anywhere near this one, dude.
I will not let you hurt my sister.
Listen, to me.
You're not what you think you are.
I am Rhona's brother.
She programmed you to think that, Andy.
Does not make logical sense.
You are an android.
I am not a machine! Can you remember anything about yourself that doesn't involve Rhona? I am a human being! Andy.
Sis.
Andy! Nooo! What the-- Iron Man, where's Tony? He's safe.
Andy.
I thought I remembered growing up with you, Rhona.
But now all those memories are deleting one by one.
Those memories are real to us even if I programmed them.
I love you, Andy.
You're still my brother.
I love you, too, sis.
This is your fault, all of you.
All of you.
All of you! Dad! Pepper, thank goodness you're okay.
You're all okay.
I've call your parents.
They'll be here soon.
Thank goodness Iron Man showed up when he did.
What can you tell us about her, Mr.
, um-- agent Potts? Her real name is Rhona Burchill.
She escaped from the Ravencroft Institute about two years after she tried blowing up the Baxter School.
But Andy, the android? She was an orphan.
I guess she wanted what she never had, a family.
What happens to her now? She'll be sent back Ravencroft and kept under close supervision.
Think of what you and I could have accomplished together.
All of your brilliance wasted.
And for what? This is all your fault, Anthony Edward Stark.
You and Iron Man will pay dearly for this.
"If it will feed nothing else, it will feed my revenge," William Shakespeare.
I'm Dr.
Bradner.
I'll be taking Ms.
Burchill back to the Ravencroft Institute now.
Come along, Rhona.
We will take good care of you.
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Pilot is falling asleep.
Auto-pilot function taking over.
Tony, wake up.
What-- Whoa! I'm a wake.
I'm a wake.
Oh, man.
It's 4 AM.
I got to get home.
Can't deal with anymore long nights.
Never any rest for the wicked.
Hey! That was an innocent mailobox! What it ever do to you? Magia.
Whoa.
We did it! We're the guys who finally whacked Iron Man.
All I wanted was just a little sleep before school.
Evasive action! Woo! That woke me up.
Heh.
If that didn't take out Iron Man, I don't know what-- Huh? Hey, guys, I'd love to play chase all night, but I really got to catch some "zees".
So if you guys don't mind handing over whatever it is you stole, I'll be on my way.
Whoa! Look who the cat dragged in.
Tony Stark! What's up, bro? Dude, you look awful.
And you don't smell so wonderful either.
Oh, Pee-ew.
Yeah, Tony.
When was the last time you changed that shirt? Back off, guys.
I was up till almost five working.
I can barely keep my eyes open.
I really could use some serious sleep.
What? Hello, Anthony Edward Stark.
Prepare to take your final exams.
Not at all, Anthony.
You can call me Professor Erwin now.
It's time to take the DATs, the Deadly Aptitude Tests.
You'll have to think hard and think fast.
You two weirdoes have some serious issues.
This isn't funny.
School isn't funny.
It's punishingly difficult! That was quite amusing, sis.
Your humor is always spot on.
All right, what's going on? Where is everyone? The whole school is locked away in the gymnasium fast asleep.
No one can help you, Anthony.
This is crazy! Why are you doing this, Rhona? Because you're a fake.
A phony! I was number one at this school until you arrived and cheated me out of it! You mock me, humiliated me behind my back! What? Up until a couple months ago I didn't even know you.
Well, you certainly know who I am now.
And I'm going to prove to you I'm the smartest one of all.
Shall we begin, sister? Indeed.
The rules are simple.
There are five questions.
With every correct answer you'll advance to the next test.
With every failure something terrible will happen.
Let the DATs begin.
Tony! Pepper! You okay? Oh, I don't know.
I'm chained to a pole, so I'm guessing not really.
These shackles are high tech.
Wired to open via remote control.
You know a lot about technology, Anthony.
But do you know its history? Mirrors? Irradiated ones.
The light amplified by simulated emission of radiation.
A laser! In ancient Greece a man used the same type of mirrors to set fire to Roman ships.
In the 30 seconds, your fiery red-headed friend will literally be on fire unless you tell me who was that man who created the earliest laser.
Okay.
I know you said you hated history, but you better remember that answer right now, Tony Stark! I thought this was supposed to be between you and me, Rhona.
You can't do this.
Oh, but I can.
Tony! I was joking last week when I said I wanted to go on a diet.
Come on, Stark, focus! I'm so tired.
Come on, you know this.
Tony! It was, uh-- Oh, the name of Merlin's owl in that book, too.
Um, Archa-- Archimedes.
It was Archimedes! Pepper, are you okay? For now.
This is like some kind of twisted horror movie squeal.
Rhona's not just nuts, she's the whole bag of trail mix.
Not bad.
That was cutting it close.
Another good one, sis.
Can I activate the trap next time and make the snarky pun? We talked about this, Andy, remember? I'm the super-villain and you're my evil henchman.
Okay, I'm done with this game.
Come on, Pepper, we're getting out of here.
Forfeit the game, you forfeit your lives and the lives of your friends.
If anything happends to them, I'll-- Nothing will happen to them if you intellect can match mine, Anthony.
My dear sister, you know he's no match for you.
He's only beaten you through cheating.
You really are awesome, Andy.
Rhona, when this is over I am so gonna kick your little psycho butt.
Onto the next question, Mr.
Stark.
Your friend, James Rhodes, has a math problem.
You need to solve it and push the button.
You have 60 seconds.
Where is he? His location can be found within the ratio of any circle circumference divided by its diameter.
But if you find him, you better move double time.
Let the test begin! We got to find him.
But how? I mean, he's inside a circle? Rhona said, "Rhodey's location can be found in the ratio of any circle circumference divided by its diameter.
" Pie! Pie? That's, uh, 3.
14.
Room 314.
Rhodey! Stop! Wait! Tony! Uh, the room is rigged.
Thanks for the heads up, Rhodey.
He's inside pie.
The numbers on the floor.
That was close.
Come on, think.
So tired.
Got to wrap my head around this.
Come on, think.
But if you find him you better move double time.
Wait.
Double time.
Double pie.
Pie squared is 9.
869.
Tony, whatever it is you're gonna do, do it now! Nine.
Eight.
Six.
Nine! Oh, man.
I think I saw my whole life flash in front of my eyes.
Like twice.
Just a little ironic.
Fascinating.
He figured it out.
I can see that, Andy! Congratulations, Stark.
That's two correct answers.
You've just earned yourself a life line.
A life line? I never programmed such a thing.
I did.
You always say true success should be rewarded.
So I put in a bonus prize.
Very well then.
You get ask one of your friends for help on one single question.
I suggest you use it wisely, Anthony.
You're completely mad, Rhona.
Mad? "All the best people are mad," Louis Caroll.
Madness is what inferior minds like you label the superior thinker! Enter, Anthony.
One of your hardest classes yet! I wish I could get to my armor.
The backpack is in my locker.
Forget the armor, bro.
Right now, we need Tony Stark.
No.
Whoa.
Happy, are you all right? Uh, this some kind of new form of detention? Because I swear I didn't cheat off of Tony's math test.
Harold Happy Hogan, a so called student at the Tomorrow Academy for one reason.
He can put a ball through a hoop.
I can't flex my way out of here.
Don't worry, Happy.
We'll get you out.
Let's see what you know about philosophy, Anthony.
Ugh, philosophy.
Only my second worst subject.
Cogito ergo sum, I think therefore I am.
Give me a wrong answer and the ape in the chair will stop thinking forever.
Uh.
I know I don't have the biggest brain, but I kind of like having it.
Who was it that made the statement, "I think therefore I am.
" Uh, I know this.
I know this.
Um.
French guy.
Uh.
Think, Tony, think! Wait, science.
Times up, Anthony! René Descartes! He also happened to be a brilliant physicist, too.
Ah, Pepper! Rhodey! Uh, awkward.
Dude! Forget Iron Man.
You're my new favorite hero! Easy, Hulk Jr.
There are only two questions left.
I know that, Andy! I'm in control of the situation.
Tony, you okay? I'm just spent.
Completely exhausted.
Hang on a little longer.
We'll get out of this.
Hello, Anthony.
You nearly completed the DATs.
Two more right answers and you will have won the game and your freedom.
Oh, yeah? Then bring it on! Things didn't work out between you.
"Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love," Jane Austin.
Okay, enough with the quotes already, emo Rhona.
Where is Whitney? A C-note earns you her location.
A C-note? She want's money? That's chump change for you, Tony.
But that isn't Rhona's style.
It's a clue.
C-note? She means a musical note.
The music room! Get me out of here! Take it easy, Whitney.
I'll have you out in a second.
What's going on? Nietzsche once said, "Without music, life would be a mistake.
" So, Stark, make no mistake.
Great, the one thing I'm worse at than philosophy, classical music.
What the-- Poison gas! You'll have 20 seconds to identify the following musical piece before the gas inside the chamber fills the fake blondes lungs and then her song ends.
Tony-- Can't breathe.
Got to think.
Think.
What is the name of this piece? Hurry up! Answer the question.
Starting to feel light headed.
I don't know it.
I don't know! Uh, I fell asleep at last week's music class.
Wait! I want to use a life line.
Life line granted.
Chose wisely.
The clock is ticking.
I'm calling on Happy.
Happy? Happy! Oh, great.
I'm doomed.
Mmm.
Beethoven's symphony number three.
The funeral march, second movement.
The answer is correct.
You did it! Oh, thank you, guys.
Bet your calculations didn't include the fact that Happy's mom is concert cellist.
Dude, Beethoven's the man.
Nice job, Mr.
Stark.
Commendable.
But I like to call this final question, "The elimination round.
" Fine, let's end this.
A physics question.
This one should be easy for you, Anthony.
Sweet.
Let's do this.
In one minute that bomb will explode.
Eradicating the entire east wing of the Tomorrow Academy unless you answer the question.
What is the heaviest possible stable or meta-stable nucleus? But that's not fair.
I can't answer it! Why not? Because there's is no answer in known physics! "The truly imaginative are never otherwise than analytic," Edgar Allen Poe.
Faell, Anthony.
What are we gonna do? Okay, everybody empty your pockets.
Tony? Improvise.
Rhodey, start chewing that gum.
If there was ever time for you to prove yourself without help, it's now.
The hair pin.
Gum, please.
The gum will ground the circuits so it won't trigger the bomb when I do this.
Five seconds.
Whitney, I need those clippers.
Come on, you little-- Can somebody splash some cold water on my face? Where-- Where's my explosion? Where is my glorious come upings? He stopped the bomb.
He what? This way! There's a fire alarm back on the other end.
I'll catch up.
That's it! Andy, take care of them.
As you wish, sister.
We can get to the rooftop fire-- Uh-oh.
Here comes Andy.
I got him.
Listen, little dude.
Don't make me hurt you.
I wouldn't think of it.
Now, Andy.
Calm down.
I hate having to do this.
I always liked you, Pepper.
Iron Man? I'm not gonna hurt you.
I just want you and Rhona to come along quietly.
Not possible.
I won't allow you to harm my sister.
What-- Laser eyes? Andy has superpowers.
Computer, scan that kid.
Scan complete.
Subject is a fully artificial biosynthetic machine.
Andy is an android? Put your hands in the air! Don't move another muscle.
What is that supposed to be? My shrink ray, you dolts.
Shrink ray, really? Because it looks like a dorky squirt gun.
You think this is a toy? I have developed this cannon based on plans I have from Dr.
Hank Pym's computer lab.
I've recreated Pym's particle principle.
I will turn you into tiny specs of-- You know what the problem is with all you evil genius types? You never know when to shut up! Hi, there.
Oh.
It is so on.
Hi-ya! Hey, Rhodey.
Uh, maybe you think we should try and, uh-- Uh-uh.
I'm not going anywhere near this one, dude.
I will not let you hurt my sister.
Listen, to me.
You're not what you think you are.
I am Rhona's brother.
She programmed you to think that, Andy.
Does not make logical sense.
You are an android.
I am not a machine! Can you remember anything about yourself that doesn't involve Rhona? I am a human being! Andy.
Sis.
Andy! Nooo! What the-- Iron Man, where's Tony? He's safe.
Andy.
I thought I remembered growing up with you, Rhona.
But now all those memories are deleting one by one.
Those memories are real to us even if I programmed them.
I love you, Andy.
You're still my brother.
I love you, too, sis.
This is your fault, all of you.
All of you.
All of you! Dad! Pepper, thank goodness you're okay.
You're all okay.
I've call your parents.
They'll be here soon.
Thank goodness Iron Man showed up when he did.
What can you tell us about her, Mr.
, um-- agent Potts? Her real name is Rhona Burchill.
She escaped from the Ravencroft Institute about two years after she tried blowing up the Baxter School.
But Andy, the android? She was an orphan.
I guess she wanted what she never had, a family.
What happens to her now? She'll be sent back Ravencroft and kept under close supervision.
Think of what you and I could have accomplished together.
All of your brilliance wasted.
And for what? This is all your fault, Anthony Edward Stark.
You and Iron Man will pay dearly for this.
"If it will feed nothing else, it will feed my revenge," William Shakespeare.
I'm Dr.
Bradner.
I'll be taking Ms.
Burchill back to the Ravencroft Institute now.
Come along, Rhona.
We will take good care of you.
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