Motown Magic (2018) s02e12 Episode Script
I'll Be Doggone
1
-["ABC" playing]
-[children singing]
You went to school to learn, girl ♪
Things you never, never knew before ♪
Like I before E, except after C ♪
And why two plus two makes four ♪
Now, now, now, I'm gonna teach you ♪
Teach you, teach you ♪
All about love, yeah ♪
All about love ♪
Sit yourself down and take a seat ♪
All you gotta do is repeat after me ♪
A, B, C ♪
Easy as one, two, three ♪
Or simple as do, re, mi ♪
A, B, C
One, two, three
Baby, you and me, girl! ♪
A, B, C, it's easy
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C
That's how easy love can be! ♪
[chuckles] All right, watch this.
[Ben humming]
[chuckles] I don't know
how you can do that
and walk at the same time.
Easy. I know this street
like the back of my Oh!
Oh!
[chuckling] That tree must be new, huh?
[panting and groaning]
Hey, Ben! Mickey!
-[Mickey chuckles]
-[Ben and Mickey] Boogie!
Hello! I'm up here,
on the other end of the leash.
[chuckles] Hey, Angie. Wassup?
I'm staying with my dad this weekend,
and they've banned pets in the building,
-so I can't take Boogie.
-[sniffing]
I can't believe they banned pets.
Cute, cuddly pets.
Who does that?
Oh, um, my mom?
Oh, sorry.
So, Ben, any chance
you could look after Boogie?
Um, let me think.
Grandma Ruby's kinda allergic.
-[sneezes]
-[barking]
Ella will think he's a toy.
And my dad's real scared of dogs.
So, what you're saying is
I'd love to!
Boogie! Boogie! Boogie, stop!
Keep runnin', Boogie!
Oh, I really would have appreciated
you asking first, Benny.
Puppies aren't easy to look after,
you know.
Not to mention their sharp, pointy teeth.
[shudders]
Sorry, Mom,
but Boogie's really, uh, well-trained.
Angie showed me all the commands. Watch.
Uh, stay?
Heel.
Sit?
Any of those?
Uh, stay?
Heel.
Sit?
Any of those?
-[all gasp]
-Oh, my goodness!
Mom, I promise,
I'll take complete responsibil
I'm fully accountab I got this!
Meow!
[sneezes]
Well, I'll be doggone if I didn't just see
a cat chasing a dog.
What's "I'll be doggone" mean, Grandma?
Uh, it means, kinda
"I can't believe it"
or "knock me down with a feather,"
or maybe I, uh
[chuckles] You know what, sweetheart?
I'll be doggone
if I know exactly what it means.
Whatever it means,
getting that dog gone is a good idea.
How about you take him outside
for a while, honey?
[Ben] Boogie, behave!
I gotta show everyone
I know how to look after you.
I'll be doggone if I don't.
I'll be doggone
If love ain't a man's best friend ♪
Baby ♪
And I'll be doggone
If you ain't the lovin' end ♪
Baby ♪
Though I know you make me feel
Like nobody could ♪
If I ever found out
That you are no good ♪
Well, I wouldn't be doggone ♪
-Hey, hey, I'd be long gone ♪
-I'd be long gone ♪
[sighs] What am I gonna do with you?
Boogie, I got friends
on the other side of this wall
and they'll take good care of you,
I promise.
Just till Angie gets back, okay?
ABC, easy as one, two, three.
No!
Boogie, wait!
Oh, no!
[coughing]
This hasn't worked yet, but
Here, boy.
[Dancing Machine] Little help?
Dancing Machine? What happened?
I'll be doggone
if a ginormous shaggy beast
didn't tear through here
like a furrricane.
A furricane? He's only a puppy.
[loud footsteps approaching]
Your puppy's been super-sized.
Boogie?
[Boogie panting]
Oh, look at the ball! I love this ball!
I'm trying to chew it! Oh, it's so great!
[chomping]
You can talk?
I could always talk.
I was talkin' all the time.
You were the one that wasn't making sense.
Ooh, itchy, itchy!
Oh, it feels so good.
[gasps] Look at the shiny thing!
I love shiny things!
-What's shiny thing taste like?
-Ahhh!
Oh, come here!
[Dancing Machine] Hey! Not cool!
Bad dog! Very bad dog!
What? You said I'm a bad dog?
I'm not bad.
Uh, you do crazy hand signals
I can't understand.
Well, I guess
my commands could be clearer.
Uh, how about this?
[grunting]
[sniffing]
Oh, great new smells here,
and fun stuff to play with.
Ooh, there's that ball again.
Oh, I love the ball.
How great is this ball? It's so great.
It's the best ball. I love this ball!
Can you at least tell me
where you put the Master Piece?
Huh? What's a Master Piece?
Ooh, stick! Big stick!
[chomping]
Not as good as I thought.
Stay, Boogie, stay!
New smell! Another new smell.
I love this place. It's so great.
No! Don't!
You're not the real master.
You think I'm bad.
What? Boogie!
You said I had to stay here.
So, I'm saying, for good.
But I didn't mean--
I'm gone. I'm doggone.
Bye-bye!
Boogie, wait! Whoa!
Well, I'll be doggone ♪
If you ain't a pretty face ♪
[Ben] Boogie, stop!
And I'll be doggone
If you ain't warm as a breath of spring ♪
[Ben] Heel! Halt!
And if we live to be 100 years old ♪
And you ever let that spring turn cold ♪
Then I wouldn't be doggone ♪
I'd be long gone ♪
[Ben] Skywriter, help!
Said I wouldn't be doggone ♪
I'd be long gone ♪
Hey, a vroom-vroom.
Oh, I love vroom-vrooms!
Oh, my. You aren't gonna leave
that wild creature with us, are you?
Not anymore. I was wrong.
Boogie's my responsibility Obligation.
I promised Angie
and I gotta bring him home.
I can't shake
this furry monster off.
Ben! Skywriter! What do I do?
Hey, Jimmy, just let him catch you.
Are you crazy? He looks hungry.
Trust me, it'll be okay. I hope.
All right, but if he eats me,
it's all your fault.
[tires screeching]
Oh, boy, this is really a bad idea.
Hey, buddy.
I'm a car, not a dog's dinner.
And just so you know, I taste terrible.
Oh! Was I gonna eat you? Really?
Huh. No, I don't think so.
Huh?
Then what were you gonna do?
Uh, I don't know.
No vroom-vroom's
ever stopped for me before.
Okay, bored now. Bye-bye.
Boogie! Boogie, stop!
Can't stop, won't stop.
You think I'm a bad dog, so I'm bein' bad.
No, I don't think that.
I was the bad one, a bad dog-sitter.
Can you stop? Please, Boogie.
No! No!
Uh, yes.
But only for a real command,
like Angie does.
Um
Sit?
Sit!
You got it. Just like Angie.
Do another one.
Go on, go on, go on.
[chuckles] Well, look at that.
Um
Stay.
Stay!
Yes, yes, that's it. I love good commands.
They make me feel safe.
Ouchie! What was that?
The Master Piece.
Uh, my special paintbrush.
So, will you come back home
with me now? Please.
Uh, maybe.
Uh, first, I wanna tell you something.
Something to tell Angie.
For me to tell Angie, you mean?
Okay, what is it?
[Boogie whispering]
Spin!
Statue!
Backflip!
Now, jump!
Whoa! How'd you teach him all of that?
Oh, well, uh, Boogie and I,
we talk each other's language.
Thanks, Ben. You really came through
for me and Boogie.
Uh, yeah. In the end.
[barks]
Oh, Ange.
There's one thing Boogie wanted
I mean, I wanted to tell you.
Uh, those new treats you're giving him?
They give him a stomach ache.
He likes the old ones better, okay?
Stomach ache? You sure about that?
Yeah, uh, absolutely certain.
Okay, then, dog whisperer.
[car horn honks]
A, B, C, it's easy ♪
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C
That's how easy love can be! ♪
Come on, come on
Let me show you what it's all about!
A, B, C, it's easy
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C
That's how easy love can be! ♪
A, B, C, it's easy
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C
That's how easy love can be! ♪
-["ABC" playing]
-[children singing]
You went to school to learn, girl ♪
Things you never, never knew before ♪
Like I before E, except after C ♪
And why two plus two makes four ♪
Now, now, now, I'm gonna teach you ♪
Teach you, teach you ♪
All about love, yeah ♪
All about love ♪
Sit yourself down and take a seat ♪
All you gotta do is repeat after me ♪
A, B, C ♪
Easy as one, two, three ♪
Or simple as do, re, mi ♪
A, B, C
One, two, three
Baby, you and me, girl! ♪
A, B, C, it's easy
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C
That's how easy love can be! ♪
[chuckles] All right, watch this.
[Ben humming]
[chuckles] I don't know
how you can do that
and walk at the same time.
Easy. I know this street
like the back of my Oh!
Oh!
[chuckling] That tree must be new, huh?
[panting and groaning]
Hey, Ben! Mickey!
-[Mickey chuckles]
-[Ben and Mickey] Boogie!
Hello! I'm up here,
on the other end of the leash.
[chuckles] Hey, Angie. Wassup?
I'm staying with my dad this weekend,
and they've banned pets in the building,
-so I can't take Boogie.
-[sniffing]
I can't believe they banned pets.
Cute, cuddly pets.
Who does that?
Oh, um, my mom?
Oh, sorry.
So, Ben, any chance
you could look after Boogie?
Um, let me think.
Grandma Ruby's kinda allergic.
-[sneezes]
-[barking]
Ella will think he's a toy.
And my dad's real scared of dogs.
So, what you're saying is
I'd love to!
Boogie! Boogie! Boogie, stop!
Keep runnin', Boogie!
Oh, I really would have appreciated
you asking first, Benny.
Puppies aren't easy to look after,
you know.
Not to mention their sharp, pointy teeth.
[shudders]
Sorry, Mom,
but Boogie's really, uh, well-trained.
Angie showed me all the commands. Watch.
Uh, stay?
Heel.
Sit?
Any of those?
Uh, stay?
Heel.
Sit?
Any of those?
-[all gasp]
-Oh, my goodness!
Mom, I promise,
I'll take complete responsibil
I'm fully accountab I got this!
Meow!
[sneezes]
Well, I'll be doggone if I didn't just see
a cat chasing a dog.
What's "I'll be doggone" mean, Grandma?
Uh, it means, kinda
"I can't believe it"
or "knock me down with a feather,"
or maybe I, uh
[chuckles] You know what, sweetheart?
I'll be doggone
if I know exactly what it means.
Whatever it means,
getting that dog gone is a good idea.
How about you take him outside
for a while, honey?
[Ben] Boogie, behave!
I gotta show everyone
I know how to look after you.
I'll be doggone if I don't.
I'll be doggone
If love ain't a man's best friend ♪
Baby ♪
And I'll be doggone
If you ain't the lovin' end ♪
Baby ♪
Though I know you make me feel
Like nobody could ♪
If I ever found out
That you are no good ♪
Well, I wouldn't be doggone ♪
-Hey, hey, I'd be long gone ♪
-I'd be long gone ♪
[sighs] What am I gonna do with you?
Boogie, I got friends
on the other side of this wall
and they'll take good care of you,
I promise.
Just till Angie gets back, okay?
ABC, easy as one, two, three.
No!
Boogie, wait!
Oh, no!
[coughing]
This hasn't worked yet, but
Here, boy.
[Dancing Machine] Little help?
Dancing Machine? What happened?
I'll be doggone
if a ginormous shaggy beast
didn't tear through here
like a furrricane.
A furricane? He's only a puppy.
[loud footsteps approaching]
Your puppy's been super-sized.
Boogie?
[Boogie panting]
Oh, look at the ball! I love this ball!
I'm trying to chew it! Oh, it's so great!
[chomping]
You can talk?
I could always talk.
I was talkin' all the time.
You were the one that wasn't making sense.
Ooh, itchy, itchy!
Oh, it feels so good.
[gasps] Look at the shiny thing!
I love shiny things!
-What's shiny thing taste like?
-Ahhh!
Oh, come here!
[Dancing Machine] Hey! Not cool!
Bad dog! Very bad dog!
What? You said I'm a bad dog?
I'm not bad.
Uh, you do crazy hand signals
I can't understand.
Well, I guess
my commands could be clearer.
Uh, how about this?
[grunting]
[sniffing]
Oh, great new smells here,
and fun stuff to play with.
Ooh, there's that ball again.
Oh, I love the ball.
How great is this ball? It's so great.
It's the best ball. I love this ball!
Can you at least tell me
where you put the Master Piece?
Huh? What's a Master Piece?
Ooh, stick! Big stick!
[chomping]
Not as good as I thought.
Stay, Boogie, stay!
New smell! Another new smell.
I love this place. It's so great.
No! Don't!
You're not the real master.
You think I'm bad.
What? Boogie!
You said I had to stay here.
So, I'm saying, for good.
But I didn't mean--
I'm gone. I'm doggone.
Bye-bye!
Boogie, wait! Whoa!
Well, I'll be doggone ♪
If you ain't a pretty face ♪
[Ben] Boogie, stop!
And I'll be doggone
If you ain't warm as a breath of spring ♪
[Ben] Heel! Halt!
And if we live to be 100 years old ♪
And you ever let that spring turn cold ♪
Then I wouldn't be doggone ♪
I'd be long gone ♪
[Ben] Skywriter, help!
Said I wouldn't be doggone ♪
I'd be long gone ♪
Hey, a vroom-vroom.
Oh, I love vroom-vrooms!
Oh, my. You aren't gonna leave
that wild creature with us, are you?
Not anymore. I was wrong.
Boogie's my responsibility Obligation.
I promised Angie
and I gotta bring him home.
I can't shake
this furry monster off.
Ben! Skywriter! What do I do?
Hey, Jimmy, just let him catch you.
Are you crazy? He looks hungry.
Trust me, it'll be okay. I hope.
All right, but if he eats me,
it's all your fault.
[tires screeching]
Oh, boy, this is really a bad idea.
Hey, buddy.
I'm a car, not a dog's dinner.
And just so you know, I taste terrible.
Oh! Was I gonna eat you? Really?
Huh. No, I don't think so.
Huh?
Then what were you gonna do?
Uh, I don't know.
No vroom-vroom's
ever stopped for me before.
Okay, bored now. Bye-bye.
Boogie! Boogie, stop!
Can't stop, won't stop.
You think I'm a bad dog, so I'm bein' bad.
No, I don't think that.
I was the bad one, a bad dog-sitter.
Can you stop? Please, Boogie.
No! No!
Uh, yes.
But only for a real command,
like Angie does.
Um
Sit?
Sit!
You got it. Just like Angie.
Do another one.
Go on, go on, go on.
[chuckles] Well, look at that.
Um
Stay.
Stay!
Yes, yes, that's it. I love good commands.
They make me feel safe.
Ouchie! What was that?
The Master Piece.
Uh, my special paintbrush.
So, will you come back home
with me now? Please.
Uh, maybe.
Uh, first, I wanna tell you something.
Something to tell Angie.
For me to tell Angie, you mean?
Okay, what is it?
[Boogie whispering]
Spin!
Statue!
Backflip!
Now, jump!
Whoa! How'd you teach him all of that?
Oh, well, uh, Boogie and I,
we talk each other's language.
Thanks, Ben. You really came through
for me and Boogie.
Uh, yeah. In the end.
[barks]
Oh, Ange.
There's one thing Boogie wanted
I mean, I wanted to tell you.
Uh, those new treats you're giving him?
They give him a stomach ache.
He likes the old ones better, okay?
Stomach ache? You sure about that?
Yeah, uh, absolutely certain.
Okay, then, dog whisperer.
[car horn honks]
A, B, C, it's easy ♪
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C
That's how easy love can be! ♪
Come on, come on
Let me show you what it's all about!
A, B, C, it's easy
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C
That's how easy love can be! ♪
A, B, C, it's easy
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C
That's how easy love can be! ♪