The Secret Life of the American Teenager s02e12 Episode Script

You would live in the same room as Amy? Where else would I live? In the nursery? I made the garage into a room for you.
Why does she get the big new room? I'm never going to have sex again.
With you.
You know I care about you.
I love you, Adrian.
You just tell me you love me when you're trying to have sex with me.
I'm moving in.
I love having you here, Betty.
I'm never having sex, ever again.
No one will believe that.
Moose is going? Your mom doesn't want a dog.
So I called the guy and told him to pick him up.
I want to look for furniture for my room.
I'll take you.
I love you, Tammy.
I want you.
George, I swear, if you let anyone take this dog away from me, you're never moving back into this house, ever.
I would never even think about touching Ashley.
Never.
I think you would think about it.
I met someone.
A guy.
I'd like to go to therapy with you.
No.
I think we need to talk to someone.
I thought I wanted you and Mom to get back together, but that means I have to get back together with Amy, and I really don't want to.
Jeff, this is my son Tom.
You're the boyfriend? Hey, uh, when do you think you might be coming here? Hello? It's my kitchen.
It's my new kitchen.
It's my new house.
I live in a house now.
I got stairs, and I've got a living room, and I got a dining room, and I can't see it all from here, because I live in a house.
I have a house.
A house.
Congratulations.
Thanks.
Hey, I have an idea.
How about we go upstairs and check out your bedroom? How about we save that for after therapy? I told you, we're not going to therapy.
Look, suit yourself, but I'm going.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I called your therapist and made an appointment.
I'm going this afternoon.
Oh, come on.
No you're not.
I am, and you can go with me if you want.
No, I don't want.
And you're not seeing my therapist.
No.
I am.
Look, I've got my own issues to work out, and if you don't want to be there to work out our issues as well, then that's okay.
But I'm not going to have sex with you until I feel I have some future with you.
Or at least some possibility we could get married some day and have our own family.
That's what I want.
Well, you don't always get what you want.
No, I do.
You see this house? Ta-da.
Adrian, I'm not kidding.
I don't want you to go to Dr.
Fields.
If you want to go to therapy, fine.
But you can't go to therapy where I go to therapy.
You said he was the best.
I want the best.
I deserve the best.
And I deserve you.
Adrian, therapy is not what you think.
Believe me.
It's hard.
It's not just talking to someone so you can get your way.
It's not just getting someone to agree with you.
It's almost the opposite.
Part of it is getting you to see when you're not being honest with yourself.
Oh, I'm honest.
I'm brutally honest.
That's how I keep it real.
Oh, would you look at that? You can see right into Amy's living room from here.
Like that's brutally honest? Like you just discovered that? That's why you bought the house.
Oh.
Right.
Speaking of which, maybe your shrink could figure out a way the two of us can see John together without Amy around.
He's not Merlin.
He doesn't do magic.
Nothing's going to happen today.
It's a process.
It takes a long time.
It's slow.
I like slow.
Please, Adrian, do not do this.
Do not go to my shrink.
You're just going to ruin sex and therapy for me, and those are the two things I care about most.
Mm, you care about me? Yeah.
I do.
But we don't need to talk about that in therapy.
You don't need to talk about that in therapy.
I don't? [Ashley clears her throat.]
I'm so sorry.
I didn't realize you already have the keys.
I was just making sure I have everything.
And I do.
Okay.
Uh, bye.
Enjoy.
Oh, and speaking of enjoying, you know the window is not a one-way mirror.
We can see everything that's going on over here in the kitchen, so you might want to get some blinds or something.
Maybe change the locks.
Okay, bye.
I'll just go.
Yeah.
I don't care if anyone sees in here.
Do you? Yeah.
I do.
Our business should stay our business, and my business with Amy should stay my business with Amy.
What goes on over here should not affect what goes on over there.
It shouldn't.
But it does.
Da-da.
Yeah, that's Daddy all right.
Da-Da.
Where's Mama, John? Where's Mama? * Falling in love * Is such an easy thing to do * * Birds can do it We can do it * * Let's stop talking Let's get to it * * Let's fall in love [Ricky whistles.]
Howdy, neighbor.
You moving in too? No.
I just always wanted to say "howdy, neighbor.
" Want to help me? I doubt I can help you.
I need help myself.
Get over here.
You know there's a gate.
I didn't know.
So your girlfriend getting all moved in? Yeah, but your ex-girlfriend's flying this week, so she's not around.
Who asked you? No one.
Just thought I'd let you know.
Why's that? I don't know.
You do.
You thought you'd point out that I've made a few mistakes.
I was just pointing out one mistake.
I didn't know there were a few mistakes.
Why would you be pointing out my flaws? You have your own.
Yeah, I know.
Sorry.
Something tells me someone's not having sex.
Too close to the mother of your baby to maintain a relationship with your girlfriend? No.
Adrian wants a commitment.
Commitment? What kind of commitment? She wants to know I might marry her one day and have children with her.
One day soon? Just one day.
Anything's possible, right? You could marry one day and have children with her.
Adrian's a nice girl.
I'm not going to make some promise I can't keep just so I can-- You know.
Yeah, but it's not a promise, is it? She's not looking to get engaged.
No, I don't think so.
She just wants to know there's a possibility we have some future together.
Seems reasonable.
Unless, of course, you think you have some future with Amy.
Oh, no.
Oh, no? What do you mean? Amy's not good enough for you? You made it pretty clear I'm not good enough for her.
I don't want my daughter marrying someone who's not in love with her, and you're not.
I can tell by the way you look at her.
It's not that she's not attractive.
There's just no heat.
Heat, huh? Maybe if you lived at band camp there'd be heat.
I didn't mean for that to happen.
I didn't plan it.
I like Amy.
I even love Amy.
I do, but-- Don't say that again, and never to her, okay? Again, it's not that she's not attractive.
Amy's really attractive, but-- Let me get the shovel out, so you can dig a deeper hole than the one you're in.
I'm sorry.
Really, I don't mean to offend you or her or anyone.
I'm just trying to figure things out.
But that you got figured out, that you and Amy have no heat.
I didn't even want to talk about Amy.
I want to talk about Adrian.
What about Adrian? Did you and your wife ever-- I'm not going to talk about things I've done with my wife.
I just want to know if you went to counseling together.
Like marriage counseling.
Course not.
The reason we have such a great relationship is we haven't gotten anyone else involved in it, other than the people we cheated with.
You're divorced.
I keep forgetting.
I just-- I'm so confused.
How do you know when you're with the right person? There is no right person.
There's just a person.
If that's the person you want to be with and have a family with, then be with that person.
If you don't, then don't be with that person.
It's not that complicated.
Maybe not for you, but for me, it's extremely complicated.
You know my history.
It affects everything I do.
I have to think about everything I do.
I can't just be with someone because I want to be with them.
I might not want to be with them three days later.
Sometimes it's not even three hours later.
For me.
Come on, son.
You're not that much more complicated than the rest of us.
My dad didn't abuse me.
He wasn't around to abuse me.
I learned everything I know about being a great dad from Leave it to Beaver.
I just stepped it up a notch.
Look, if I haven't said this-- I respect what you're doing.
Trying to leave a different legacy for your son than the one you were given.
But? No buts about it.
I respect that.
There are things I like about you.
Like that, as well as the fact that there's no heat between you and Amy.
What don't you like about me? Your thick, gorgeous hair.
I used to have hair like that when I was young.
When I met Anne.
When Anne and I got pregnant with Amy.
I never worried about having heat with her.
I worried about being a father to my daughter.
Look where we are today.
I'm just worried about being a father to my son.
If this is some kind of message, could you be a little less subtle and a lot more direct? Because I feel just as confused as when I came over here.
Are you saying that I should marry Amy, whether there's any heat or not, or are you saying I should just worry about being a good father and be with Adrian? All I'm saying is if you don't feel obligated to be with someone, and you still want to be with that someone then you're probably in love.
There's probably some possibility that one day, you'll marry that person and have children.
Just tell Adrian that.
Tell Adrian that? Heat lasts.
Even when love is gone, heat will still be there.
You got that? I guess.
Enjoy that head of hair while you still got it.
Don't flaunt it.
Hey, what you got there? Wings.
It's a big cooler for little chicken wings.
It's a lot of wings.
Is that for me? Uh-- That's okay.
Wouldn't want to take anything that doesn't belong to me.
I've done that.
It wasn't that much fun.
Cheating never is.
What? Someone was just reminding me of some of my mistakes.
And you bring that up because? I was thinking about it.
Now I'm thinking about this.
Why are you bringing a barrel of wings over? I want to ask Amy if she wanted to have a backyard picnic.
Sunday afternoon, that's when I first proposed.
It's just a romantic notion.
Romantic, huh? So you two, you're still in love? Oh, yeah.
All right, well-- You're not doing anything, are you? Doing anything? You shouldn't be doing.
No.
You got a funny look.
Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing with someone besides my daughter? What? No.
Are you thinking about doing something? What, you mean somebody like Adrian? Adrian? Who said anything about Adrian? I don't know what you're getting at, sir.
Sir? Okay, you tell me right here and now what's going on.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm not thinking about doing anything.
Well, maybe you ought to.
Maybe you should let Amy know you're thinking about her that way.
She's down right now with Adrian moving in next door.
Might be good for her ego if you tried a little something.
What? I'm not saying you should do anything, but sometimes a woman wants to feel like she's hot, you know? This is a very uncomfortable conversation.
Come on, just do it.
Just take some action.
Nothing serious.
Nothing offensive.
Just something that would let her know that you find her-- Hot.
Yeah.
Mr.
Juergens, are you okay? Did you have a heat stroke? Just do what I tell you.
Take it from a guy who's been married for 17 years.
You're divorced.
Damn, why can't I get that in my head? Because you and Mrs.
Juergens are having a baby together? It was a rhetorical question.
Got it.
Son, let me tell you something.
I'm about to become a father for the third time in my life.
I've learned a few things over the years.
When women don't want to have sex, they still want you to want to have sex.
So want to have sex, but don't.
Got it.
Thank you very much.
Hey.
Why's everybody at the back door? What happened to the front door? There's a sign that says "Don't ring the doorbell, don't knock, baby's sleeping.
" That explains it.
How are you? I'm well, thanks.
How are you? I got a lot going on, Griffin.
Lot going on.
Thought we were on the same team.
Team Ashley.
Oh.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
And yet last weekend, she's standing on the front porch, making out while you sit idly in the car with the boyfriend's mother.
What's that all about? They're not going to do anything on a front porch with a spotlight on them.
They're not going to do anything anywhere, even with no light on them.
Of course they're not.
I would put myself between her and any guy.
You know what I mean.
I know what you mean.
So what do you have going on? You seem a little off.
I got a baby coming.
I don't know if I'm ready for him.
I don't know if I'm ready for marriage and three kids.
Four, with your grandson.
And I hear you have a special needs dog.
That may have been a mistake.
All of this may have been a mistake.
I admit it, not a lot of time's passed, but I'm lonely, Grace.
And I had a good marriage.
But I like having a man in my life.
A young man.
A much younger man.
Dad would not approve.
If your dad was around to give his opinion, I wouldn't be with a young man.
Your point being? That your dad's not around.
It's so embarrassing.
What, that I would be dating? Yes.
You should be in mourning, not having sex with some young, good-looking guy.
He is good-looking, isn't he? That's beside the point.
Grace.
Grace, don't make it so important, honey.
It's not that important.
Then drop him.
I like him.
I don't.
You don't even know him.
That's why he's coming over, so we can all get to know each other.
I don't want to know him.
I don't want to know anything about him.
And I cannot believe you brought him to church.
Mom, of all places, church! He's Jewish.
It meant nothing to him.
I don't know what I meant by that.
Everybody was staring at you.
And not you? You and the minister's son? No one was staring at you and Jack? I noticed none of your TAG friends would come near you.
Is there a reason for that? No, there isn't.
I'm not having sex.
I'm not being shunned by my group, if that's what you mean.
Are you having sex? Are you having sex with this guy? Grace, that's none of your business.
I think it's my business if my mother is having sex.
Do you hear how ridiculous that sounds? No, it's not ridiculous.
What's ridiculous is the fact that you brought a guy to church that you're having sex with that you're not married to.
Hello.
We're not the only single people in church having sex.
Ah ha.
If we were having sex, and we're not having sex.
And when we have sex, that's between me and Jeff.
Not you, me and Jeff.
Fine.
Go ahead.
Have sex.
But if you have sex, I'm going to have sex.
You are too young to have sex.
Oh? I think you're too old to have sex.
Too old to have sex with Jeff.
I thought you thought I was too Christian to have sex with Jeff.
Obviously you're not a Christian.
And you? Are you a Christian? Yes, I am a Christian.
I'm not having sex again until I'm married.
What? You heard it here.
Hi.
Hi.
Well, I'll let you two talk while I go up and change.
Into something younger? Yeah.
And perhaps something more Christian.
Maybe some strappy sandals.
Can you believe that? My mom and her gigolo at church? She's disgusting, and so is he.
You're not going to have sex again until we're married? I thought we were moving in the other direction.
I changed my mind.
Maybe I can change it back.
Okay, all right.
I'm fine with that.
No, you're not.
You would have had sex yesterday if I'd let you.
I'd have sex with you every day if you let me.
Well, I'm not going to let you.
This isn't just your period talking? Shut up about my period.
You do not know anything about my period.
You got that? I got it.
Why are you smiling? No reason.
Maybe I should come back in about five days, when you're in a better mood.
You think you're so clever, knowing all about girl stuff.
Hello? You thought you were so clever, knowing about guy stuff.
Sports medicine, groin injuries.
That's a perverse choice of medical fields for a woman, if you ask me.
Well, who asked you? Nobody asked you, and I'll specialize in whatever field of medicine I want.
I didn't know you want to be a doctor.
That's great.
What field are you in? Gynecology.
Knew it.
She just got her period yesterday.
Yeah, I didn't think you were buying tampons for yourself.
Oh.
Right.
Can I ask you something? Yeah.
Is it possible for a woman to get pregnant when she's on her period? Wow.
Nice to meet you, too.
Jack, was it? Yeah.
Yes, it is possible, and at 16, when a girl's period is still irregular, more possible, so you should definitely be using protection and Grace should be on birth control pills.
Oh, she is.
And I always use a condom.
So what are you guys talking about? Golf.
Hey, I like your sandals.
Oh, thanks.
I'm going to go upstairs and talk to Grace.
I hope you have better luck with that than I did.
Me, too.
So you think they're not having sex? They're not having sex.
Grace just told me they're not having sex.
Oh, oh, oh.
And we aren't having sex either.
Sh.
I cannot believe this is happening.
She's lost her mind.
Going out with the brother of the doctor who killed my father in a plane crash? Who does that? And just because he's Jewish, that does not give her an out.
They don't believe in sex before marriage any more than we do.
They have the same big ten as Christians do.
No murders, no false idols, no other gods, no gossiping, no stealing, never use the Lord's name in vain, keep the sabbath holy, and honor your mother and father.
He is not honoring my father.
She is not honoring my father.
Oh, and no adultery.
How about that? No adultery.
Oh, and no coveting your neighbor's wife.
How about that? He's coveting.
Does he live around here? What? Grace, there's probably not a religious doctrine that encourages sex before marriage, but people are having sex.
People of all religions.
I don't even think that atheists promote sex before marriage, do they? What's your point? My point? I want to have sex.
And we're too young to get married.
What are we supposed to do, Jack? What are we supposed to do? I don't know.
But here's an idea.
Oral sex.
It's just an idea.
It's kind of a loophole.
It's still sex.
Not if you don't believe it's still sex.
If you don't believe that, everybody wins.
Sex is great.
It is.
What makes it great? He does.
Okay, and me.
I got to give a lot of credit to me.
I've got a little technique.
But so does he.
[Dr.
Fields.]
Is it just the technical aspects of the sex that make it so good? Oh, and the degree of difficulty.
I mean, we're pretty much comfortable doing anything.
[Dr.
Fields.]
I was talking about emotion.
How do you feel after you have sex? You want to take that one? I don't even want to be here.
Okay, well, I don't know about him, but I feel good after sex.
Really good.
And I sleep well, too.
Although other times, it makes me feel really energetic.
And hungry.
How do you feel about Ricky after sex? Good.
[Dr.
Fields.]
Good? Mm-hm.
Good in what way? I feel really close to him.
And I love it when he stays around for a little while.
Other guys I've been with, I don't care if they stay around or not.
[Dr.
Fields.]
That's interesting.
Ricky, when you stay around, how long do you stay around? Not overnight.
[Dr.
Fields.]
And why is it? You're out on your own now.
You have your own place.
You don't have to report to your mom and dad.
Why don't you spend the night? Because I don't want to.
Why not? Because I don't.
I like to be alone.
Especially after I have sex.
So Adrian would like a little more time with you after sex, and you'd like to be alone.
I know why Ricky wants to be alone.
But Adrian, you tell me why you'd like a little more time with Ricky.
I don't know.
I just would like more time with him.
At what age did you start having sex? Why? Are you uncomfortable answering that question? No.
No.
[Dr.
Fields.]
Tell me about it.
Really? 'Cause I've never told him about it.
I never wanted to know.
You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to, Adrian, but sometimes the first time has an impact on your subsequent sexual relationships.
I was just trying to get to know you better so I can help you with whatever you want me to help you with.
It was with my best friend.
My neighbor Antonio.
Jeeze, do I have to hear this? You don't want to hear this, you can step out of the room.
Tell me about Antonio.
Older? No.
No, no.
It wasn't like that.
It wasn't some older guy talking me into having sex.
Antonio and I grew up together.
We lived in the same apartment building for seven years.
We rode the school bus together and we hung out.
We had sleepovers.
We were best friends.
And then, one day, he said he was moving.
Just like that.
So we decided we'd do it.
We always thought we would do it.
We wanted to be each other's first.
And last.
We always talked about getting married and how many children we were going to have, where we were going to live.
We loved each other.
I loved him.
And he loved me.
But he had to move.
He didn't have any other choice.
So what happened to him? You didn't stay in touch? No.
Because? Because it was never going to be the same.
It was a really, really wonderful night.
We went up on the roof of the building and we took our sleeping bags, like we had done a lot of times before.
Only this time, we zipped them up together.
We listened to music and we watched the moon.
It was a really, really wonderful night.
It was magic.
And then it was over and he was gone.
And you never heard from him again? We agreed not to call or write each other.
There was no point.
No point to staying in touch with each other? Why is that? Because-- Because he was moving to another state for cancer treatment.
He had cancer.
I told you it wasn't easy.
Yeah, you told me.
Would you two like to talk to each other, alone? Could we? Sure.
So that's why you want a commitment? You're afraid I'm just going to leave and never see you again.
Yeah, I guess I am.
Gosh, I hadn't thought about him in a long time.
You're the first guy I've had feelings for since him.
And with Antonio, I don't know if we were friends and I loved him, but not like I love you.
I guess I'm afraid that you could just walk out of my life, too.
Sometimes there's just no choice, Adrian.
We don't know what's going to happen.
We're 17.
We wouldn't know what's going to happen if we were 70.
Right.
That's why we just have to see how it goes.
There are no guarantees, Adrian, that we're going to live happily ever after.
This is depressing.
Yeah, it is.
But I know what would make you feel better.
I know what would make me feel better, anyway.
Sex.
Not just sex.
I'll spend the night.
We'll talk.
Spend the night? The whole night? It's your first night in the house.
Ruben's going to be home.
We can stay at my apartment.
If you want.
Aren't you ever afraid of losing someone you love? What do you mean? Aren't you afraid that one day, Amy will move away and take John with her? I don't like to think about that stuff.
You better think about that stuff, because it could happen.
What if the baby had been her mother's boyfriend's baby and Amy moved with her mother to that house near her grandmother? What if that had happened? I don't like to play what if.
Ricky, you're his father.
You have to think about those things, because it could happen.
She could take him away.
If she does, I don't guess there's anything I could do but follow her.
You know, there are other things you can do.
You can go to court and get your rights to see your son established before anything happens.
You need to have some sort of legal custody agreement before something happens, not after something happens.
I don't want to get into court.
What if they go into my background and decide I shouldn't even be around my son? What happens then? I thought you didn't like to play what if.
Who would stand up for me in court? Who would say that a boy needs be with his father, who was abused by his father? People who know you and love you.
People who know what a good guy you are.
People who want to help you break the cycle of abuse and believe you can do it.
I can't.
I can't open the door.
If she leaves, she leaves.
She's not going to leave.
She's not going to take John anywhere.
I'm just saying you have rights.
I have privileges.
I don't want my privileges taken away.
Then fight for what's yours, Ricky.
Are you worried that Amy will take John away from me, or are you worried that Amy will take me away from you? Amy's in love with Ben, and Ben's in love with Amy.
Ben would make a better father than I would, anyway.
Ben does not love John the way you love John.
You're John's father.
And I'm not so sure that Ben loves Amy.
Why is that? I'm so mixed up.
I love Anne.
I do.
I really love her.
But a baby? What was I thinking? The girls are almost grown.
I could have been out of here in a couple years.
Not that I want out of here.
I love Anne.
I already said that.
It's just that I screwed everything up.
Once you cheat in a marriage, there's no going back.
A baby's not going to make any difference.
She's not going to trust me again.
I went and got her pregnant.
What if she dies in childbirth? She's old.
We're both old.
We're too old to be starting over again.
Jeeze.
I'm a mess.
[woof.]
Thank you for the wings.
It was nice of you to do that.
It wasn't quite the same, though.
Eating in the kitchen.
I was hoping we could go somewhere more private.
Somewhere where we could talk.
Talk and do this.
Again.
What are you doing? My parents are home.
And if they weren't home? Well, they are.
I can't help it, Amy.
You get me so hot.
Really? Yeah.
I've tried to stay away, but I can't.
I want you.
Do you? Of course I do.
What happened to you wanting to find an activity we're both interested in, like cribbage? What happened is that I did my best to try to distract my desires, but I can no longer do that.
That's more like it.
That's more like the Ben I fell in love with.
I love that you want me.
Excuse me.
Just passing through.
Hope I'm not interrupting anything.
You know what I've been thinking about? I know what I've been thinking about.
I've been thinking about your breasts again.
I think we should get engaged.
Aren't we already kind of engaged? Kind of married? Yeah, but if it was official, then maybe we could move in together at your house until we graduate from high school and get married.
And during that time? We'd be having sex.
Lots and lots of sex.
Wow.
Wow.
I'm going to go home and talk to my dad about this.
Not about sex, about the other part.
He already said that you can sleep over, but this maybe could be more serious.
Kind of like my dad and Betty.
Yeah.
Mm-hm.
All right.
I'm going to go.
I'll talk to you later.
You scored, man.
This is a great room.
It's like an apartment.
Maybe you could help me decorate.
Why is that? 'Cause I'm gay, and gay guys are good at decorating? No, because you're my friend.
And I've seen your room.
You are good at decorating.
It's a gift.
Okay, we need paint.
Black paint.
I'm thinking stripes.
Now bear with me here.
We need tape, painter's tape.
Some drop cloths.
We could stain the cement.
Do some carpet squares.
Put some small chandeliers here and there as a contrast of low-end, high-end.
I'm thinking Jacques Adnet mixed with some Dorothy Draper.
You know, masculine-feminine mix of some sort.
I have 50 bucks.
Or we can buy a lamp.
Yeah.
Just talk to her.
Talk to her? Talk to your sister.
If you two are fighting, you're never going to enjoy the room.
You're not.
Still your number one gay? I'll let myself out.
Hey.
Hey.
Truce? Sure.
Thank God we didn't have to talk about it.
Yeah.
I just want to say it's okay about the room.
I don't care.
You should have it.
Hey, get back in that bed.
Move it.
No, I just need to move around for a little bit.
Because? Because I'm uncomfortable.
Are you uncomfortable because the baby's shifted around? Maybe he's ready to get out of there.
No.
That's not it.
Do you want to go to the doctor? No, George, I just need to get situated.
That's all.
Are you sure you're not going into labor? How would you know if I'm going into labor? I don't.
I'm just asking.
Well, I think I would know if I'm going into labor.
I know my own body.
Oh.
Ow.
Ow.
Oh, no, George.
Oh, no, I think this is it.
I'll grab the suitcase and start the car.
I don't think that we're going to have time.
Moose, call 911.
I'll get him.
He's in the backyard.
George, don't you think you should call 911? What's going on? I'm not sure.
I'm having the baby.
Oh.
Mom, breathe.
Breathe.
It'll help with the pain.
Will someone please call 911? Oh, Moose is in the backyard.
Oh, I'll call them.
Thank you, Ashley.
I think this is really it.
I think he's really-- I think he's really coming.
Come on.
I'll drive you to the hospital.
We don't have time.
I can't make it to the hospital.
Just try.
Come on, lean on me.
Let's get in the car.
You do not want to have the baby here.
I don't want to, but I think I'm going to.
Ow.
Ow.
Okay, just stay in the bed.
It'll be fine.
No, it won't.
She needs a doctor and nurses.
Mom, do not lay down.
We have to get you to the car.
We have to get you to the hospital.
Amy, I can't.
The baby is coming right now.
We have a slight problem.
Evidently, 911 says we've cried wolf too many times.
George.
Girls, get on either side of your mother and hold her hands.
I'm going to deliver this baby.
Jeeze, this is ridiculous.
Do it.
George, can you really do this? Can you really deliver the baby with one hand? I can do this with both hands tied behind my back.
You just push.
Come on, you guys.
Don't make me laugh.
Come on, we can do this.
We can.
We have to.
You can't do that.
I have to.
You have to get engaged? I mean, you have to get married? No, you don't.
I'm afraid I do.
Oh, jeeze.
She's not pregnant again, is she? No, but if she were pregnant, could we get engaged and married? What is this really about? Amy really wants to move out of the house, and I really want to do whatever Amy wants to do, because I do not want to lose her.
And you think you'll lose her if you don't let her move into our house.
Or do you think you're going to lose her if your friend from Italy comes over? I have a friend from Italy.
It's no big deal.
It is if you slept with her.
It is if you love her.
I can't love Amy and some other girl at the same time-- Can I? No, you can't.
Who do you love? Amy.
I love Amy.
Are you sure? No.
[knocking at door.]
I was in the hallway eavesdropping.
Would you like a woman's opinion on this? Yeah.
I wouldn't mind.
Have sex with Amy before you decide.
Hold it, hold it.
I don't know about that, Betty.
What? They're 16.
Amy had a baby.
They're a little young to be having sex.
Yeah, but I thought Ben was having sex with that girl from Italy.
I didn't say that.
You didn't have to.
I just thought you should level the playing field.
Then what? Have Amy have sex with a guy in Italy? No.
Ben should have sex with Amy and see how it goes.
You shouldn't be married to someone you're not sexually compatible with.
Believe me, it leads to a lot of problems.
But if Amy's not ready to have sex because she's too young, and she does have a baby, then you should wait until she is ready.
Until you're both ready.
But if the sex isn't good, you got to face the music.
Is any sex not good? [both.]
Oh, yeah.
Sex is no good if you're not old enough, or mature enough, or in love enough to make it good.
Make it good? Make it well.
I left my cell phone in the car.
You make it well.
You do, too.
I've got some news for you.
I just got off the phone with a private investigator.
I don't know how you're going to feel about this, but they found your husband at the bottom of the East River.
Is he dead? Yeah, Betty.
That was years ago.
He's been dead for a while.
That makes me so happy.
I'm happy if you're happy.
Let's plan a wedding.
Oh, no, we don't have to have a wedding.
We could just run off somewhere.
No.
You're going to be my wife for the rest of my life, and I want to treat you to the wedding of your dreams.
Well, I want to treat you to the honeymoon of your dreams.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
You did fine.
She's fine, George.
And so is the baby.
You sure you don't want to go the hospital? No.
The hard part's done, right? Right.
I'll come back tonight to check on you, though.
Okay? And I'll stay with you, Anne, just to make sure.
Thank you.
That was the scariest thing I ever had to do in my life.
I'll say.
I thought I'd seen it all.
Nice going, everyone.
Nice going, Anne.
What would I have done without you? Is it too soon to ask what we're going to name him? What do you want to name him, George? Do you want to name him after you? You delivered him.
No, I don't want to do that.
I want to name him after someone else.
Not Moose, I hope.
No, not Moose.
Although thank God Moose managed to convince the 911 operator.
So who? Yeah, who, Dad? I was thinking maybe your dad.
Robert.
Robert Scott Juergens.
Really? Hi, Robert.
Most people called your grandpa Robbie.
Hi, Robbie.
Hi, Robbie.
Robbie.
Thank you, George.
No.
Thank you.
No.
You say it first.
I am the champion of sex talk.
Well, good night, Tom.
Oh.
You still here? Oh, I'm leaving.
But just so you know, talking about sex on the phone is illegal.
Oh, yeah? Call the police.
All right, look, I had to say that.
Your mom made me.
My mom knows? Moms know everything.
Oh, really? Does your mother know that you had sex with my mother? Not only does she know that, but she knows that I want to marry your mom.
But keep that between you and me, okay? Marry her? Thinking about it.
What do you think? I think I just met you yesterday.
Hm.
Too soon? Whatever.
Good night, Dad.
Grace? Just wanted to say good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Are you okay? I'm fine.
I take it Jack went home? Yeah.
He went home.
I'm breaking up with him.
Oh, Grace.
I am.
Because? I'm just not ready for a serious relationship right now.
That movie was so lame.
And tomorrow is a school day.
We have to get up in the morning, and I'm not going to be able to sleep.
I have a text message from Jack.
What? What happened? They broke up.
Jack and Grace broke up.
No way.
Yeah.
Wow.
Because of you? Well, not exactly, but Because of oral sex.
He put that in a text message? Well, yeah.
We have a code.
Someone wouldn't break up with someone because of that.
Yeah, well, Grace would.
No.
No.
She had to have found out that you two did that.
Oh.
What's the emergency? I think I'm going to break up with Amy.
Bologna.
No, it's not that.
It's just, I'm not sure anymore.
I'm not really sure I love her.
I'm not really sure I want to have sex with her, even though I told her I wanted to have sex with her.
I love her.
I really love her.
And I don't want to hurt her.
This is going to kill her.
No, don't say that.
Maybe she should be with Ricky.
Maybe she and Ricky want to be together.
Maybe she and Ricky should get married and raise their baby because honestly, I don't-- I don't think I can do it.
I love you, Adrian.
I love you, too.
John's asleep in his room.
Mom and Moose are asleep in her room.
Dad is getting to know Robbie in the living room.
Sounds like a full house.
What do you think is going to happen? Think they'll ever get married again? Think we'll ever be a normal family again? We weren't a normal family to start with, Amy.
Yeah.
I asked Ben if we could get engaged so I could move over there.
Oh.
I wondered why you didn't care about the room.
Yeah.
It's a stupid idea.
I don't know why I did that.
I don't want to get engaged and move in with Ben and get married right out of high school.
I just want to start over.
I just want to start my life all over again.
Well, you can't.
You just have to go on, Amy.
I can't go on like this.
I have to make some changes.
Like? I don't know, Ashley.
I don't know.
Well, that's good, Amy.
I think you should make some changes.
Just 'cause you have John now doesn't mean your life's over.
It just means you have to realize your dreams in a different way.
Get some new dreams.
Dreams can change.
Hey there, Robbie.
Hey there, boy.
Whose boy are you, huh? Whose boy are you? Whose boy are you? Whose boy are you?